i like it but i can't buy it and i kinda don't want it

the signs as people from my university
  • Aries: That girl who loves partying and socializing with people, she's a fangirl of so many buffed-up singers and she's so pretty. She's kinda judgmental and she's homophobic but she follows so many gay people and likes their posts and nobody in my generation really understands why. She can be really impulsive sometimes and she hates classes but she's a good friend and a funny person
  • Taurus: That girl who is always late, she has social anxiety and she's silent af. Grades are not her forte'. She tries to socialize very hard and everyone is annoyed by the fact that she tries to discuss things that she really doesn't know shit about. She is afraid of some professors, she is christian af and she is kinda lost, but she's a good girl who believes in the supernatural and she always invites us to coffee at her place
  • Gemini: The girl who loves spending time with people, she always loves to discuss about every topic, she knows so much about many things, she's doing great with her grades and she's among the top 5 students in the entire generation. Also, she has PERFECT, sonorous American accent and everybody loves it. She always initiates coffee gatherings but nobody really comes because she's not that much of a leader and her voice is so soft so nobody could really hear when she's talking. She's also a passionate gamer AND in the same time she finds time to maintain her grades and social life
  • Cancer: That (jock) guy who's the tallest one, he's blonde, buffed-up and he's the definition of a straight white boy. He's childish as fuck and he can become very boring sometimes. Once, my colleagues have shooed him out of the cafeteria because he was bothering them. He also tells so many stupid dad-jokes and laughs at his own jokes, flirts with some professors, has been single since forever (not that he's ugly - he's average looking but he's so much boring sometimes because he doesn't have any real friends and he gets excited about people so he doesn't know WHEN to stop). He literally flirts with every single female human being that he can find and he pushes them all away because he's pushy af. He's also introverted and doesn't really know his way with girls
  • Leo: That girl who's one of the top students in the generation. She's always smiling, she has the best grades, she always tries to present this "perfect" image of herself. She is very intelligent and she loves reading, she gets drunk like every second day but that doesn't stop her from maintaining her perfect grades. She's very successful and she's a good leader, she knows all the fresh gossip and she always sits in the first row with her best university friend. In fact, she and her best uni friend are hated by everyone because they're just so successful and everyone's jealous of them. She also secretly hates everybody and gossips with her best uni friend. She and her friend have tons of screenshots ready to blackmail people if anyone says anything against them lmao. But everyone (every zodiac sign) in this generation pretends we like each other so...
  • Virgo: That professor who's VERY detail-oriented and she's a big perfectionist but she can't fix her awful handwriting. She's very successful and she has TONS of potential, she literally KNOWS EVERYTHING about her subjects but sometimes she can really drain us physically and emotionally. She gives us tons of assignments and homework and she always gives us lectures on the most difficult courses. Jfc she behaves like we study in Cambridge / Oxford. But don't get me wrong, she's NOT a bad person. She's actually a VERY good person and at the end of each semester she buys us coffee and tea, she talks with us about our experience with the course and she just wants us to learn some things that we should learn, that's why we perceive her as "difficult" and "problematic"
  • Libra: That girl who loves hugging, has great communication skills and is a social justice warrior. She thinks that she's everyone's friend and she always tries to criticize everyone's opinion, thinking that she'll seem and sound more intelligent. She also listens to rock and metal, she loves children and she smokes a lot, she's very sensitive and she's very friendly. Once, on the Facebook group of the university, she tried to accuse Pisces of something he didn't do and he literally ruined her in front of all those people, that was one of her biggest mistakes she's ever done in uni because she didn't know that that guy can be pretty evil when someone tries to insult/hurt him. The next day in uni she was on the verge of a mental breakdown because that guy really hurt her with his words, making her look stupid and pretentious, and everybody stopped talking to that guy for like, a month or two
  • Scorpio: That girl who's late in class 90% of the time, and those 10% she's not present in class. She is very quiet and she doesn't show particular interest in anything. She doesn't have a taste in fashion and style, unlike most Scorpios that I know. She just wants to go home all the time and nobody knows what she's doing in her life, she's so mysterious and she's not a good teamworker because she doesn't really care about her grades
  • Sagittarius: That girl who can't stop talking and she's always arguing with someone but we all love her. She's very communicative but she's insecure at the same time. She has tons of likes on Facebook and Instagram. She's a VERY open-minded girl, she hates racism, homophobes, nazi scum and racists. She's a really good friend with Leo and Pisces but Capricorn is her bff and her roommate. She has an excellent taste in fashion, style and music and she has S_L_A_Y_I_N_G eyebrows. I think that she's bi/lesbian but maybe she's closeted. She always hugs Capricorn and gets beaten by Capricorn because Capricorn can't stand people touching her
  • Capricorn: That girl who loves vintage notebooks, loves taking studyblr photos and uploads them on tubmlr and Instagram, she loves journeys and we haven't heard her talking for THREE GODDAMN YEARS. She is very antisocial and introverted but she has excellent taste for art, film, music and she's like 24/7 on her phone because it's obvious that she can't stand most of us but she's always sweet and supportive when someone approaches her. Sometimes she doesn't want to talk and she just smiles as a response. She's Sagittarius' best friend and roommate and they've became really close friends. She also loves journeys and she's a daydreamer but she's very intelligent. Her grades are not that good, she's not an attention whore and she tries to be "invisible" but she simply can't
  • Aquarius: That guy with his cockney accent who has insane memory and loves football. He's actually a loner, he's a bit creepy and weird, le loves britpop and indie nd he was one of the best students in the first two years of uni but his grades dropped. He's like, very secretive and he can be pretty arrogant and you just can't sit next to him because he's telling jokes all the time which takes your attention away. He is a loner and once he publicly told us that he used to have cyber sex with his girlfriend because she lived in another country and they've never met in real life (I mean, who tells such things omg Aqua get your shit together). He tries to insult people and he tries to be sarcastic but he can only be sarcastic with the stupid ones. He also thinks that he's a know-it-all and that he's the most intelligent person in the world. He can be really judgmental sometimes and he pushes people away with that
  • Pisces: That guy who always sits in the first row with his best university friend and is one of the top students in the generation. He's also a model, nerd, gamer, works out and whatnot. He is sweet to everyone and talks to everyone but he can be very sassy at times. He was the one who had a verbal fight with Libra because Libra triggered him and he destroyed her verbally. He's really skinny and dreamy and he has a very deep voice and an excellent taste in fashion and style. His style is kinda dark and he's so aesthetic. He listens to some music that no other people in the world listen to but he also listens to some mainstream music. In fact, he listens to whatever he wants and he doesn't really think about what other people think about him. He tends to roll his eyes a lot and he cares about his physical beauty more than he cares about his love life. He's too egotistic and self-centered and he's extremely picky, which makes him single most of the time.
  • Blake: *During a trip to Vacuo Team Rwby have decided to spread one night exploring one of Vacuo's most famous cities Los Sega during which the four girls split up, Weiss and Ruby visiting the arcades while Blake and Yang went to multiple clubs and bar. However, the next day Blake woken with a aching pain as she slowly sat up in bed.* Mrrrrr, Ow my head. *The cat faunus groan as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes before opening and instantly becoming aware that she was not at the small hotel to which She and her friend were staying but instead a rather expensive penthouse sweet.* What the? Where?... Where am I?... And Why am I coooOOOH MY-!?! *Blake started to think to her as she looked around and became aware of three things that caused she to begin to shout her thoughts before smacking her mouth shut with her hands. First, aside from her sheet she was naked. Second, She was not the only one naked as her girlfriend laid also naked sleep beside her. And the third and most surprising to the huntress was the blonde cat ears upon Yang's head and, to Blake secret desire, a fluffy cat tail coming from her lovers butt.* Oh my god! Oh My God! What happened last night!? Why does Yang have a tail!? although it does complements her butt and hips very nicely-FORCE BELLADONNA! *Blake shouted to herself inside her mind, blushing as she ran herhands through her hair, only to pause for a moment as her cat ear felt something odd on one of her fingers.* Huh? What's this?.... Oh My god. *Blake quietly said as she stared at her hand, more specifically the golden ring with her girlfriend crest engraved on it around her ring finger.* Is this? It can't be... Can it? *Blake rambled to herself before quickly searching for Yang's hand to find another ring except with her crest engraved upon it.* OH god it is... Yang... YANG! WAKE UP!
  • Yang: Mah!? Huh? Wha? *Yang mumbled, rising up then rolling to her side and tiredly smiling at the site of Blake.* Hey Good morning Blakey. Did you sleep... Uh, Why does my ass hurt?
  • Blake: Yeah Morning to you too love. Yang do you remember ANYTHING from last night Because I think we may have gotten MARRIED? Also, Your butt hurts because you have a tail. *Blake questioned in a panic, taking a moment after to calmly answer her lover.*
  • Yang: *For a moment Yang stared at her panicking girlfriend, blinking twice, before looking at Blake's ring and raising her hand to look at her own, and lastly reaching behind her to take hold of her "tail" and giving it a tug.* Mph. Heh, I guess it wasn't a dream afterall.
  • Blake: WHAT WASN'T A DREAM YANG!?
  • Yang: Well you see. *Yang started as she moved to sit up, moaning slightly as she removed the tail from her behind causing Blake to blush.* Ah.~ That is going to be sore later. You see after the I think fifth bar we went to we got pretty smashed and you wanted going to this Faunus only club, to which I picked out that I wouldn't be allowed in. However, You got the great idea of making me look like a faunus and we proceed to go to the only store open that had Cat ear which happen to be a sex fetish shop where we got the cat ears. *Yang paused for a moment to feel the top of her head and removed said ears.* These. Anyway, Before we buy them I saw the tail and told you I wanted the tail so you could play with my ass since you love to do that. So we did. We then found a quiet private place, had a quickie which ended with the tail in my butt for the rest of the night as we went to the club you wanted. We drank, had fun, got into a bar fight, started a riot, ran from the cops, hide in a church, Possible dragged race a couple of midgets, I proposed to you, you said yes, bummed into I thought Sun's uncle who happened to be able to marry us, hit the tables at a casino, won like millions, got the honeymoon sweet, and made sweet passionate drunk love til we fell asleep. Aaaand that's about sums it up. Give or take a few times I passed out in between. *Yang said as a matter of fact with a smile. Blake Meanwhile stared at her Wife dumbfounded.*
  • Blake: ... And you remember ALL of that?
  • Yang: Blakey, My Last name may be Xiao-Long Belladonna but I'm still a Branwen. We may do stupid shit while drunk but we remember it all.
  • Blake: ... You... You took my last name?
  • Yang: Yep. *Yang nod with a pop to the "p".* You kinda did the same.
  • Blake: *Blake ran her hand over her face trying to process everything she just heard, muttering to herself how her parents were going to kill her before looking at the wedding ring on her finger once more.* Okay then. So where did we get the rings? Winnings from the money we won?
  • Yang: Actually... No. *Yang stated with pink cheeks.*
  • Blake: No? Yang, from just looking at this I can tell that this are pure gold rings with I think dust in the engraves.
  • Yang: Purple dust in mine. Orange red in yours. *Yang added trying to hide her blush.*
  • Blake: *It only took Blake a second before she realized with a soft gasp how Yang knew the exact details of before rings.* How... How long were you planning on asking me?
  • Yang: For as long as we have been dating. Though honestly, I was going to when and propose to you When we got back to Vale and went to Forever falls. *Yang admitted, unable to look at her wife out of embarrassment until her cheeks were cupped by Blake who lifted her face u to give her a gentle soft yet passionate kiss.*
  • Blake: *After a few minutes as the need for air became to great the two broke apart and Blake smile.* Well we can always have a proper wedding their AFTER you ask my parents for their blessing when explaining how you married their daughter.
  • Yang: *Yang Smiled brightly as she gave Blake another kiss and hugged her.* I am perfectly okay with that and having a blackeye from your dad during our wedding.
  • Blake: Hehehe, We'll wait till it heals but first I need a shower. *Blake said as she hopped out of bed and made her way to the bath room.
  • Yang: *yang meanwhile watch with glee as her naked wife exited the room and flopped back down of the bed as she heard the shower start.* Sigh, I finally married the girl of my dreams. Hehe, I wonder how Weiss and Ruby will react? Eh? *she ponder until she noticed her robotic hand was missing a finger.* What the? I don't remember losing a finger. Sigh< Maybe its around here somewhere. Go thing I got Ruby to put in those homing trackers on my arm. *Yang thought as she pressed a tiny button at the end of her arm when suddenly from the shower.*
  • Blake: Eh? AH! AAAAAAAWW!~ Y-YAAAAANGGGOD!~
  • Yang: SORRY KITTEN!!
  • ~Else where~
  • Ruby: WEISS! WEISS! WHERE ARE YOU!?
  • Weiss: I DON'T KNOW RUBY! ALL I SEE ARE STUFFED TOY URSAS!
  • Ruby: I THINK I'M CLOSE THEN! TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANY PUMKIN PETES! *Ruby shout as she swam through the stuff anaimal she has drunkenly won the night before.*
  • Weiss: I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM TAKING YOU TO AN ARCADE!... Aw~ a cute plushie Zwei.
Q&A with Gray
  • You and Gray have been together for nearly 3 years and today you decide to do a short Q&A video with him. You enlisted Hep to help you with the video. You asked Gray to send out a tweet so that fans can send in the questions.
  • Hep: Okay, you guys ready? I'll ask the questions and you two just answer them. Don't hold back anything haha. Also, can you two make a quick introduction or something?
  • You & Gray: Okay.
  • You: Gray, you do it.
  • Gray: Fine. Ok. Hi everyone, I'm Gray from AOMG and today I'm here with my girlfriend, [Y/N].
  • Gray looks at you because he isn't sure what to say next.
  • You: Hi everyone. So yeah, today Gray and I will be answering a few questions for you guys.
  • Hep: First question. Where did you two go on your first date?
  • Gray looks at you and you can tell he wants you to answer this one
  • You: Well um Gray took me this fancy Italian restaurant. He didn't tell me we were going to a fancy restaurant so I wore jeans, sneakers and a leather jacket. I was so under dressed. It was embarrassing. I thought we were going to have a picnic under the stars or something so that's why I dressed like that.
  • Gray: It was suppose to be a surprise. It wouldn't be if I told you where we were going. And what made you think we were going on a picnic?
  • You: I-I don't know, I thought you liked picnics. Or you could have said, 'hey babe, I'm not going to tell you where we are going but it'll be some place fancy".
  • Gray: I do like picnics. Ok, the next date will be a picnic so you can't blame if you're not dressed for the occasion.
  • Hep: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Gray: Uh we met at a night market. She walked into me and nearly knocked her plate of food all over me.
  • You: Keyword: nearly.
  • Gray: You say that every time. So yeah, my first thoughts was I wouldn't be angry or mad if she had spilled her food on me because then I have the excuse of asking her out to dinner. You know, to make up for ruining my shirt.
  • Gray looked at you and it was your turn.
  • You: My first thought was who the hell is not walking with their eyes open. I had to wait in line for such a long time for the food and I nearly dropped it because of him. But you know, I'm glad he asked me out even though I didn't spill any food on him.
  • Hep: You guys are too cute. Ok next question, what is the most romantic thing your partner has done?
  • You: The most romantic thing..Hm well for our last anniversary Gray was on tour and he actually ordered flowers to be delivered to our apartment. We were Facetiming when the door bell rang and the delivery guy was holding this huge bouquet of flowers. Also, he told me to look in his drawers and there was this USB and on the USB there were 2 songs. Both written, produced and sang by him. It was so cute.
  • Hep: Are we going to release those songs, Gray?
  • Gray: Probably not. Those songs are for our ears only sorry.
  • Hep: Well that sucks. Your fans will be so disappointed.
  • Gray: I love how [Y/N] sends me random texts during the day. It could be jokes, memes, photos of things she wants to buy and wants my opinion. But no matter what I say she still buys it.
  • Hep: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • You: His selfies!! He ALWAYS has to take a selfie that shows his left side profile. He would always tell me to switch sides with him when we are taking photos together. Like babe, you look fine either side.
  • Gray: Whatever. I don't complain about your habit of just throwing your shoes at the doorway. She never put them on the shoe stand so I'm always tripping over her shoes and heels when I'm at the door. I bought the shoe stand for a reason, [Y/N].
  • Hep: What is your ideal date night?
  • Gray: Our ideal date night is dressing up all nice and going to a nice restaurant.
  • You: After dinner we would probably go to the movies or just stroll around the streets.
  • Hep: Nice. Okay, so we are now up to the last two questions and these are kinda R rated.
  • Gray: Omg, are you serious. Can we just stop here. Cut! Cut! Cut!
  • You: Yeah, how R rated are these questions?
  • Hep: Nothing too over board. Ok are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Gray: [Y/N] can take this one. I don't want to answer it.
  • You: Oh what?! That's not fair. Umm to be honest, we both don't have any fantasies or kinks.
  • Hep: LIES!
  • You: You caught me! Gray likes to be a character from a certain movie. If you know what I mean.
  • Gray: Wth. Stop lying, [Y/N].
  • Hep: Omg. 50 shades of Gray haha
  • You: I'm just kidding guys. He hates that reference. Sorry Gray.
  • Hep: Alright. Last question. Do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Wanna take this one, Gray? Since I answered the last question.
  • Gray: Umm heh. Well. You know...Umm.
  • Hep: C'mon Gray. Spill.
  • Gray: Well there was the one time when we were both in Taiwan, I think. We came back from clubbing and we were in the elevator. Um you know, things got hot then the next thing you know the elevator doors open. Outside stood this elderly couple. It was so embarrassing.
  • You: I was more embarrassed than you. Your hands were all the way up my dress so my leg was freaking exposed.
  • Hep: Omg, what did you two do after?
  • You: We got out even though it wasn't our level and ran.
  • Hep: Well that concludes the Q&A. Last words?
  • You: Thanks for sending us questions and we had a very fun time answering them.
  • Gray: Yeah it was fun. Except for that one fantasy question. I don't have a Christian Grey kink. Just wanted to clarify that. But yeah, thank you for sending the questions. Peace!
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  • Let me know what you think of this series. Is the format too hard to read and follow?
OTP Prompts

AUs!!!

  • A is at an art museum, douchily explaining the ‘hidden meaning’ of a painting to an increasingly growing crowd. B clears their throat after a particularly personal insight into the artist’s life and says, “sorry, but not really?? At all??” (Bonus points if A is drunk and has no idea what they’re doing)
  • A owns a flower shop and one day B just kinda stumbles in, looking for the coffee shop that used to be there like three years ago. B buys a flower anyway, and comes back the next day and the next. A learns that B is a rather reclusive writer in between visits, and that he’s been stuck in a particularly nasty slump of writer’s block. Two weeks later, B bursts into the shop with the sudden realization that A is the one who’s been getting rid of his writer’s block, not the flowers.
  • A is a California kid looking to run away to NYC, B is a NYC kid looking to run away to California. They meet in a crappy diner somewhere in the middle, and they find home from there.

Lil snippets of dialogue to help you get started!!!

  • “Oh, so now it’s my fault?” “It was always your fault!!”
  • “I wanna be one of those old couples on the train that make other people want to be one of those old couples on the train!” “I’m more of a subway kind of guy, if I’m gonna be honest.”
  • “So what, you’re just going to stay here and sit on your ass?” “Is there any other way to sit?”

Kid!AUs!!!

  • A is going through the grass looking for ladybugs with a lil magnifying glass and bug habitat and everything, and B accidentally tramples one and A just looks so heartbroken that B stays and helps him find roly polys for the rest of the day and listens to A rattle off bug facts.
  • “I thought my 64 pack of crayons was going to win over the whole class but you have a 96 pack and are we going to have to fight?? Oh my god no you’re crying I’m so sorry I moved for the third time and I just wanted to fit in”
  • A gets in trouble because they were supposed to make valentines for the whole class and they only made one for B “because it was more special that way”

Kinda wonder whether what Mary wants is hunting or family, because don’t get me wrong I’m all for both, both is good, and it can work for Sam and Dean and hopefully Cas but I don’t think it’s what Mary actually wants..
I mean, I’ve been buying the ‘kill all the monsters to give sons a normal life’ thing but now I think.. if she really wanted family, she wouldn’t have had the urge to hunt when Dean was a kid and all? Maybe she’s really kidding herself? Or is this also still the messed up cupid/resurrection thing affecting her?

I also wonder if John would’ve been able to/wanted to stop after Azazel’s death if he’d still been alive back then..

What I’d also like them do with this character story is the boys not ‘because mom’-ing everything about her, because that way they can never develop an honest relationship with her. I’d like them to temporarily(!) break with her so she can earn her place in the family by herself and not based on expectations. 

Hamilton bootleg thoughts

It’s hilarious that some anti-bootleg people are saying “I’m not privileged! I’m just saving money to go! And I’ll still have to drive, like, 4 hours!!”
oh no…. how terrible it must be….. four hours….. and here I am, continents away, thinking I was so unfortunate….. oh you have opened my eyes…… 

smh there isn’t even a confirmation that it’s gonna be filmed, just an old article from last year that said it might be filmed: 

“I said we WANT to film the show with this cast before the year is out. That’s all I said. There are no plans for anything yet.”— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 5, 2015

come on guys. stop telling us to wait for something that probably isn’t even going to happen. you can guilt-trip me into buying tickets (and I will, with pleasure) when they tour in Armenia. thanks.

anonymous asked:

One of me favorite AU's of yours is still the Hera found Ezra first one (seriously how do you come up with them). I can't get the image of Hera thinking Kanan's creeping on Ezra (even though it's innocent) and Ezra being the middle person between them who adores Hera but can't bring himself to feel that bad towards Kanan even though the guy acts like a shmuk. Hera would be like "don't influence Ezra" to "influence him!" when he becomes a crew member and she wants Ezra trained in the Force. -

p2: since the Homecoming episode has come out, do you have any new headcanons about Hera’s family (particularly Cham) and his subordinates regarding Ezra and Kanan? I feel like Cham would try to make Ezra all for Ryloth since the kids technically Hera’s kid (his grandkid) and very useful. Ezra learns to smooth talk him and get in his graces. This intimacy helps smooth things between Cham and Hera when it can get rough. Kanan makes a very bad impression, and severely regrets it over the years. XD

oh my goodness, anon, thank you so much! Hera-finding-Ezra is one of my favorite AUs too, haha! @muse-on-mustafar and I had long discussions concerning a Kanan-finding-Ezra-first one and…well, Hera’s one is a lot more healthier. and happier!

Hera vs. Kanan gives me life, honestly, they’re hilariously combative. it’s when Kanan follows them out of the bar that Hera whips around and knocks him out. Ezra goes, “Hera!” really shocked and horrified, except it’s kinda awesome, and even Kanan agrees that it’s awesome. after he gets over it. and after Hera and he stop getting petty and jealous over who Ezra likes better. (after the whole Jedi thing Hera is Kanan’s Number One Fan.)

do i have headcanons? 

YOU BET YOUR PANTALOONS I DO.

ooooh MY anon you should not have opened this can of worms, i have WAY TOO many headcanons. 

  • some pre-canon headcanons:
    • when Hera leaves to go to flight school, Cham doesn’t hear from her for two years. she paid for flight school and lessons by herself, but when she graduates, Cham wants to show up. but he’s practical and he knows he can’t, so he sends a gift instead.
    • it’s the Ghost. he scavenges/barters/buys/obtains the Ghost somehow and he’s the one that pays for it to be outfitted with all of its ultra-cool tech. if his daughter’s going to be flying around the galaxy, she’s gonna have the greatest advantage possible.
  • the headcanons you actually asked for, sorry:
    • right, so after their first alliance, Cham likes the idea of ships. Free Ryloth has a wide variety, but they’re all little yachts and freighters - not the frigates and cruisers that the Rebellion has, meant for long-term habitation for a bunch (like Free Ryloth in On the Edge of the Devil’s Backbone by @bedlamsbard
    • so about six months later, Cham shows up again. this time with a fleet of ships. a fleet of Free Ryloth ships that cruise around the galaxy, recruiting members, and freeing Twi’leks from slavery.
      • (also, Hera has an absurdly large extended family that composes at least a fourth of all of Free Ryloth. like her immediate family is just her and her dad but - the aunts? uncles? cousins? oh boy)
    • Cham spends most of his time with the Free Ryloth cells on the ground, but he’s not an idiot - have both air support, extra supports, and a place to retreat to is A Good Idea.
    • Ahsoka needs them to do something or another, so they show up near this…fleet? and it’s all Twi’leks? and all the Twi’leks crowding around them? and trying to get a good look at Hera?
      • Hera has a bad feeling about this
    • so, naturally, Cham shows up with a flourish on the command ship and says to Hera, “Look! This docking bay reserved especially for the Ghost. So you can. Um. Visit. Any time. All the time.”
    • “Subtle,” Kanan says flatly, because he’s back to his grumpy self.
    • Cham and his entourage glare at Kanan
    • Ezra groans, because he knows where this is headed
    • here’s the problem: Cham’s supporters are all of Free Ryloth. he’s fighting for them when no one else will…and Kanan wants to fight him? not cool, not cool
      • Cham mockingly calls him “Master Jedi” with a sarcastic half-bow
      • Kanan glares and calls him “father of the year”
      • it’s bad
        • and Hera brought him home, and initially everyone was really excited ‘cause, well look at Hera’s new beau 
          • (whether or not they’re actually in a relationship doesn’t actually matter)
          • he’s a Jedi, Hera’s childhood friends complain, of course Hera Syndulla of all people would get a Jedi
          • but, really, Hera’s aunts and anyone above the age of twenty-five complain, couldn’t you have gone for a nice Twi’lek, Hera? and come back home?
          • (extended family is the same even in space)
          • Hera’s completely unbothered by it, because she grew up with this sorta stuff, no biggie
          • besides, they mostly just want to hassle her about leaving the family and running around in that spaceship of yours and Hera’s just like “yes aunt muriel i am the family disappointment” while rolling her eyes
          • (how the other members of the crew deal with this…let’s get to that later)
        • so, like, Free Ryloth wants to like him, y’get me? so it’s like a disappointment when he’s not what they expected
      • all of Free Ryloth really, really want to hate Kanan but they do remember the Jedi in the Clone Wars and they feel indebted
      • so old ladies just cluck disapprovingly and some young, strapping men would really like to deck him to ~prove their worth~ 
      • he’s like the village disappointment
        • “I remember Master Windu,” Hera’s great-great-grandmother says to Kanan, squinting at him through coke-bottle thick glasses, “and he would be mighty disappointed in you. You’re an ass.”
        • “So was Master WIndu!” Kanan protests, “he liked animals more than people! And Cham’s an ass, too!”
        • “Yes, but he’s our ass,” Great-Great-Grandma says severely.
        • “He tried to blow up a ship with us on it after he knocked us out!”
        • “Oh, please, you should’ve been expecting that.”
          • (headcanon: Cham’s ~wily nature~ is completely predictable to anyone who’s spent more than five minutes with him - say, all of his family - so all of Free Ryloth just scoffs when people go “he held me at gunpoint! he threw me under the bus to the Empire!” boo-hoo, you big babies, that’s just Cham
          • like this doesn’t really make it any better, but Ryloth in general has a huge affection for him and a HUGE tolerance for his shenanigans)
        • “Hera could’ve had the pick of any Twi’lek,” she laments, “but it’s you.”
      • Kanan is really, really annoyed by all this in general because, well, not only is it weird to be back in a big community again, but like the Jedi were never so…overbearing. and pushy. and familial?
        • Kanan has serious problems with how Cham treats pretty much everyone, but pretty much everyone doesn’t mind, so you can’t really change anybody’s minds
        • so he kinda just acts like he did when with the Rebellion - 
        • - he’s a grumpy sour puss
        • Hera assures him he’ll build up an immunity to her relatives in time
        • Kanan doubts it
        • (and he really, really hates staying somewhere where everyone hates him. not the Rebellion, not the Jedi, just him.
        • maybe this is how Anakin Skywalker felt, Kanan wonders thoughtfully, because everybody was very personally annoyed by him)
        • but he’s stubborn, y’know? so he’s not going to change anybody’s minds by being nice, he scoffs internally as he throws Jedi-type Obi-Wannish shade during war council meetings
          • his masters would be so proud of his sarcasm
        • and, like, that’s annoying to everyone, but everyone’s also pretty impressed when he gets into a drunken brawl and just wipes the floor with everyone
        • and not to mention he’s a great field commander and there’s something AWESOME about having a Jedi show up and fend off stormtroopers for you
        • no to mention all the elders approve of how dedicated Kanan is to the rest of the crew, particularly to training Ezra
          • “you’ll be a dad like that to our children, won’t you?” one spouse demands of the other and all soon-to-be parents really despise Kanan’s parenting abilities
          • who has the right to be so good at parenting a teenager
      • so in the end, Kanan’s a bit of a jerk. but he’s Free Ryloth’s Jedi jerk, so don’t you mess with him and if you bring up Order 66 Hera’s great-aunt will slap you so silly your head will spin
    • and Hera in general!
      • she’s pretty tolerant of all this, and her family’s glad to have her back but she’s really tired of them making snarky comments about leaving and about “proper” spouses and about her ship and her tattoo’d eyebrows and her this and that and the other thing
      • but she’s not, like, offended. this is just regular family stuff that she’s gotten for years. it’s not new
        • (the only thing that offends her is Cham. but they’re working on it.)
      • and she knows Kanan’s a big boy, so she lets him handle himself, and her family’s overbearing, but they’re not rude. they have genuine respect for the Jedi and don’t say anything nasty
        • (other than Cham, which is to be expected, and Cham’s entourage, but that’s under their breath and Kanan’s comments are mutual, but whatever.)
      • honestly, the weirdest thing is with Ezra and Sabine. suddenly Hera’s being pulled into all these discussion groups with her aunts and cousins and grandmothers that’s she’s never been privy to before about having children
        • like, suddenly she’s a mother in the eyes of her family
        • it’s weird, really, ‘cause like she had assumed a motherly, captain-ly role inside the Ghost and that’s her daily life and perfectly normal to her but for other people…? it’s strange. 
        • especially because Twi’leks are big on family, and big on adopting. Hera has no problem with being in a motherly role but to actually be considered Sabine and Ezra’s mother?
        • suddenly her family’s asking if she came for an adoption ceremony and when it’s going to be held and what kind of food do want to make, Hera? 
        • whoa, that seems a step too far for her. because Ezra and Sabine have relationships with their own mothers - she doesn’t want to cross boundaries
        • so she just brushes off questions from the crew about why all of the Twi’leks go straight to Hera with questions or commands for her to deliver down to everyone else
        • (hint: it’s because she’s seen as head of the household and that’s how things work for Twi’leks)
      • so in general, Hera grimaces and tries not to rock the boat because stirring up drama’s bad but stirring up family drama’s bad 
    • Sabine and Zeb!
      • they’re pretty cool and nonplussed about the whole thing, really
      • they were used to having close bonds - Zeb with the Honor Guard, Sabine with her clan on Mandalore
      • the informality is what gets Sabine, though, because clans (especially Death Watch-type traditionals) are much more about camaraderie then genuine familial affection
      • she finds it overbearing that everybody wants to know what she’s doing and for the most part do know what she’s doing, but she keeps her cool
        • she likes the linguistic opportunity and all the colors of the Twi’leks to paint
        • they all really like her art and she’s commissioned to do a bunch of pieces across all the ships and stuff
        • she stays pretty aloof, so she’s yet to notice the whole adoption-ceremony-thing that Hera’s brushing off
      • Zeb’s pretty easy, falls right in with the soldiers
      • all of Free Ryloth has ENORMOUS respect for Zeb as a warrior and genocide survivor
      • he helps Kanan integrate with the soldiers and foster respect
    • Ezra!
      • Ezra’s pretty much in Sabine and Zeb’s boat for the beginning, not really concerned about anything happening
        • mostly he’s just concerned about running away from Kanan,  who is all grumbly and just wants to train with Ezra to get away from all these people but Kanan is not fun to be around
        • everyone in Free Ryloth has a soft spot for orphans, so all the old folks like to tell him funny stories and ply him with lots of warm food
        • it’s a new experience for Ezra - he’d never met his grandparents and his parents had both been only children, so it’s kinda funny to realize that Hera’s related to so. many. people.
        • he honestly just starts assuming that Hera’s related to everyone and lets them correct him (his Unrelated to Hera List is a fraction of the size of Free Ryloth)
        • it’s not very sad for him, though, surprisingly, because he knows that having grandparents and aunts and uncles wouldn’t have been an option even if his parents were alive
        • he just enjoys living vicariously through Hera’s family
          • he tries to ignore when they say things like, “You turned out so well even with that Kanan.”
      • until. until Cham.
        • see, Cham had come to the (correct) conclusion that Sabine would be unamused to see him
        • so seeks out Ezra, because he is genuinely trying to be a better dad and he’s like to Hera “well, if you’re adopting him - “ “I am not - “ “then i better get to know him.”
        • but Cham is nothing if not politic because sure, Hera’s one reason, but Kanan is also another
        • he correctly interprets that Kanan will be Not Happy when he discovers that Cham has invited Ezra to follow him around for the day and asks his opinion on everything
          • (Ezra genuinely likes to know that people want his opinion.
          • I want your opinion,” Kanan sulks, “just not about Jedi training. Then I’m in charge and shut your trap.”)
        • he’s hoping that if Ezra likes it here, it will be enough for Hera to stay
          • (at least until this adoption ceremony that every person and their grandmother are insisting will happen; everybody but Hera doesn’t know anything about this)
        • he gives Ezra little lessons in both Ryloth’s history and different Twi’leki and Rylothian customs and diplomacy and treachery and battle strategy and stuff, which is cool for Ezra (and gives him something to do
        • but it’s less cool when he returns to the Ghost and Kanan says it’s time to learn JEDI diplomacy and battle strategy, MUCH BETTER THAN CHAM’S STUFF, HUH, EZRA?
          • “first Rex, now this,” Ezra complains, “can’t you get along with anyone, Kanan?”
          • “Don’t know what you’re talking about, kid,” Kanan says brusquely, “now, what types of Jedi history and customs were we memorizing again?”
        • Cham probably takes Ezra out space-fishing or something classically granddadish as Kanan glowers from the shoreline
        • but when Cham starts arguing with Hera about whether or not she should leave, he is THOROUGHLY duped by Ezra, who’s a smooth talker and been on the streets for years and TOTALLY is in granddad’s good graces (Sabine just avoids him) 
          • Kanan is so happy
          • Cham is proud, too
          • Kanan is now grumpy
        • Hera hightails it out of the system with a promise to visit for Space Christmas before anyone can set a date for the adoption ceremony
        • Chopper’s just disappointed he didn’t get to kill anyone
  • basically, it’s like a nightmare vacation with your in-laws
  • for Kanan, at least
  • Ezra can’t wait for Christmas

either way, anon, i hope this is what you were doing for! thank you for coming to talk :3

REASONS WHY SUNGMIN WILL NEVER REGAIN KOREAN FANS
  • <p> <b></b> I know all the international ELF's don't understand why Korean ELF has turned their backs against Sungmin after his marriage. I'll just simply explain reasons why Sungmin isn't welcomed by Korean ELF and just a reminder that this is not a post to tell the international fans to hate on him too. I just personally found it frustrating to see international fans not being able to understand the korean fans and vice versa because I see the valid reason for them to be angry I don't plan to be a supporter of Sungmin until he apologizes to his fans.<p/><b>Fact 1:</b> January, 2014, Leeteuk's family members passed away from a car accident and Leeteuk suffered a lot (he even mentioned about how he became suicidal). He was completing his military service during the time; however, it was around this point of the year that Sungmin started to ask for marriage approvals to Leeteuk as well through letters. He even bought a condo for Saeun and himself (on February). He clearly didn't consider the situation of his members and he was being selfish.<p/><b>Fact 2:</b> The members and even his family didn't approve of his marriage to be held on December. They didn't mind him getting married, but it conflicted with SJ's schedule and they wanted him to push his marriage back several months (around March). His mother said to a Chinese fanbase owner, "There is no parent that beats his child" which meant that his family didn't want the marriage to be held so soon. The reason Sungmin and Saeun wanted to get married on December 13, 2014 was because it was exactly a year since they've met. I suppose it was a special date to them, but Super Junior members were having a concert in Japan a week before the marriage and the week after which meant that they would have had to perform, fly back to Korea for the wedding, and then fly back to Japan to perform which would have been physically straining for the members, considering the fact they need to prepare and rehearse for the concerts. As well, Sungmin missed concert rehearsals to go on a date with Saeun.<p/><b>Fact 3:</b> On September,2014, Sungmin's dating rumors came up. Fans actually knew about them dating in advance but they decided to keep it quiet for the sake of Sungmin. When marriage rumors came up, fans started to ask for feedback from Sungmin. They just wanted to know what was happening and were nervous. As you remember from Radio Star, Leeteuk and Heechul said that fans wouldn't want to hear dating/marriage news from the music industry, they wanted to know through Sungmin's words. However, during fan sign events Sungmin would never speak of this and ignored his fans who mentioned anything about the marriage rumor. He even hired bodyguards/managers who would threaten the fans "Do you not want Sungmin's autograph" if they asked anything about the marriage rumor. To his fans, he started to sign autographs with his wife's nickname "MIMI" on the autographs, which was replaced from a star. Fans don't want love symbols on their autographs, that's Sungmin's personal life that they don't need to be involved in.<p/><b>Fact 4:</b> You guys might know that Sungmin runs a naver cafe (kinda like a blog) and when marriage rumors came up, there were a lot of comments from his fans regarding this rumor. One fan wrote, "Let the fans who want to leave Sungmin, leave. It doesn't matter anymore" and Sungmin liked this comment. As well, he blocked the word, "Korean Fans" on the cafe, shutting korean fans out. He blocked blog accounts and deleted the comments of a koreans fan who wrote, "Wouldn't it be possible for you to keep your marriage rumors quiet for the rest of SJ and for the sake of yourself?". The fans wanted him to keep big rumors like this relatively quiet because it was right before the announcement of THIS IS LOVE repackaged album and it was an important time of the year for the fans and SJ (back then, it was thought that this could have been the last album before majority of the members will go serve for military service. It was the only chance that Korean ELF can help win the annual award for SJ). Because of Sungmin's marriage rumors, THIS IS LOVE repackage promotion lasted only for a week and the repackaged album only became a special album.<p/><b>Fact 5:</b> All the gifts that were given to Sungmin, now is basically in Saeun's possession. Fans probably spent lots of money in buying a gift for Sungmin, not for Saeun to keep and use. (Ex. the couple hat that they wore during their honey moon.)<p/><b>Fact 6:</b> Super Junior members were pretty disappointed with Sungmin. As you might know, on the date of Sungmin's wedding, SJ members tried to console Korean Fans and I heard that they left the wedding as soon as they can and ate somewhere else. I don't trust SJ's words from Radio Star fully because it was broadcasted on television, they wouldn't say anything bad about each other on a show. It is definitely true that they had a miscommunication but the miscommunication wouldn't have occurred if Sungmin tried to be considerate towards his members. Super junior is an idol group, and making individual actions did trouble the members quite a bit. It was the members like Ryeowook, Heechul, Leeteuk, and Kangin who expressed an apologetic attitude towards ELF when it wasn't their fault.<p/><b>Fact 7:</b> He told his Chinese fans about proceeding the marriage, and how he felt comfortable around Saeun. But he lied to Korean fans saying he isn't getting married. (One of the main reasons that Korean fans felt betrayed by Sungmin more than the international fans out here rn)<p/><b>Fact 8:</b> Korean fans don't oppose to marriage of their idols. They may be temporarily upset and those of the minority may leave Sungmin but we all know that Super junior is a grown up man (many are in their 30s now) and they need to date and eventually get married. Korean ELFs joke around to Heechul saying that he should stop loving 2D characters and find a real 3D women and get married. At first when news on his marriage was released, Korean fans were congratulating Sungmin, until they started to find about everything Sungmin did to his fans. In Korea, ALL OF HIS FANBASES CLOSED DOWN and many of the ELF is supporter of SJ except SUNGMIN.<p/><b>Fact 9:</b> It wasn't the announcement of the marriage that Korean ELFs were upset about, it was the fact that Sungmin betrayed Korean fans. Seeing korean community pages, I strongly believe that Sungmin won't be welcomed back into SJ from korean fans. Tbh I don't understand why he would get married so quickly (barely met a year) when he was going to go to the military right after. Well it is his decisions in the end.<p/><b></b> The only reason I made this posting now was the fact that Sungmin doesn't seem to care about Korean fans anymore and he isn't apologetic about his actions. This was the reason that angered me the most. I just hope he realizes what he has screwed up on and makes an effort to fix it. His personal life is important, but if it wasn't for his fans, he would not have made it this far with his career. If you guys still can't relate, try to think of your position as a Korean ELF. If you have any questions I guess I'm free to accept questions, but I hope they aren't quite harsh (don't try to fight me back) ._. This will be my first and last post on Sungmin though.<p/><
'Things said at the conference' meme.
  • 1: "I have a condition."
  • 2: "Is this what it's like to be blind?"
  • 3: "My butt is damp."
  • 4: "Does anyone have some glue?"
  • 5: "Don't look at my boobs."
  • 6: "Does anyone have white duct tape?"
  • 7: "Oh my god, dogs."
  • 8: "They don't have a window."
  • 9: "Her legs are gonna lose circulation."
  • 10: "That'll be long, like my dick."
  • 11: "I thought you just petted me."
  • 12: "HoLY SHIT."
  • 13: "Let's get rekt."
  • 14: "There's a Starbucks around the corner, I dunno which corner though."
  • 15: "Why does everyone want to have sex with me?!"
  • 16: "I was beautiful once, I was beautiful!"
  • 17: "I thought he said 'fill me up'."
  • 18: "Ah, FUCK!"
  • 19: "I don't have diseases, how dare you!"
  • 20: "Oh fuck off!"
  • 21: "What am I suppose to be doing anyways?"
  • 22: "That is one hell of a nose."
  • 23: "I'm getting food, and then I'm getting food for later, and then I'm getting food for later later."
  • 24: "Where is your project? Where is MY project?"
  • 25: "Caution: may get wet."
  • 26: "Hello! Fuck off."
  • 27: "We're broke, we're like homeless."
  • 28: "I just want my noodles!"
  • 29: "That me."
  • 30: "Kill him."
  • 31: "Just get the fucking food, damn it!"
  • 32: "I can't do maaath."
  • 33: "Let's get it."
  • 34: "I love these pants."
  • 35: "My eyebrows have bad dandruff."
  • 36: "I got your dollar sweetheart."
  • 37: "Get the Bible out, ask Jesus."
  • 38: "Get in my pants!"
  • 39: "White boys make me nervous."
  • 40: "I am going to fight him."
  • 41: "I'm going to fight her."
  • 42: "I'm going to fight everyone."
  • 43: "What did you do?"
  • 44: "No seriously- what'd you do?"
  • 45: "Who's this chick?"
  • 46: "I don't like her hair."
  • 47: "POOL SEX!"
  • 48: "I'm just gonna be over here."
  • 49: "When nature calls, you don't leave a voicemail."
  • 50: "I thought you were about to say 'take your clothes off.'"
  • 51: "Oh, wait, no- that sounds really bad."
  • 52: "You can hang off the pole like a bat."
  • 53: "We all need pillows!"
  • 54: "My eyebrows are uneven."
  • 55: "This is fancy."
  • 56: "Who wants to see my underwear?"
  • 57: "You, my friend, are an author."
  • 58: "You, my friend, are a weird dude."
  • 59: "I thought that maybe one day I could grow up to be Indiana Jones."
  • 60: "Vagabond Traveler/Scuba Guy."
  • 61: "You ready to go look for crocodiles?"
  • 62: "If you itch your butt wrong you fall in the water."
  • 63: "And then the guy says "KILL IT! KILL IT!" and I was awake."
  • 64: "So its just me and certain death."
  • 65: "So my brother ended up getting malaria and his girlfriend dumped him."
  • 66: "I came to Honduras because my shirt was made here."
  • 67: "I gave the guy who made my shirt my shirt."
  • 68: "I'm a really horrible farmer."
  • 69: "Did I just see Larry the Cable Guy?"
  • 70: "Cancel her muffin basket!"
  • 71: "This guy won't let me flirt with him."
  • 72: "I made a mistake."
  • 73: "Kinky."
  • 74: "You guys are gonna have to fight me- I just took my bra off."
  • 75: "I'm weak."
  • 76: "Shut up! I have a plan."
  • 77: "I punched myself in the face."
  • 78: "Its fine. This is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is on fire. This is fine."
  • 79: "She's kinda wet."
  • 80: "Now try to get out."
  • 81: "I can fit."
  • 82: "She's my mommy. Get the fuck over it."
  • 83: "They went Super Saiyan!"
  • 84: "It sounded like he said 'Porn Shop.'"
  • 85: "Clean that white shit up."
  • 86: "Shut the huckle up."
  • 87: "I'm just a pile of meat."
  • 88: "Buy a fucking watch."
  • 89: "I do good."
  • 90: "Oh great, now they're talking about masturbating."
  • 91: "You're gonna tear my nose off!"
  • 92: "Don't you hate when you get something stuck in your mouth?"
  • 93: "A-cheese-ment."
  • 94: "Crap! Where are we?"
  • 95: "Don't touch the bread!"
  • 96: "I have to pee."
  • 97: "Why is she laughing in the bathroom?"
  • 98: "Somebody just died."
  • 99: "Pee time!"
  • 100: "It's really hard to suck out."
  • 101: "I'm taking my bra off."
  • 102: "I AM FEISTY FRANCHESCA. YOU ARE CARAMEL. SHE'S STRAWBERRY. AND SHE'S CAPPUCCINO."
My Adventures working for Nintendo #1
  • Customer: My game isn't working in my wii.
  • Me: Okay I can definitely help you with that, I'm first going to get you to remove the disc, turn it over and put it back in.
  • Customer: *does it* It still isn't working.
  • Me: Okay **goes through more trouble shooting**
  • Customer: It's not even appearing on the screen. The logo thing.
  • Me: **35 minutes of trouble shooting later** Okay and is the game you're trying to play a Nintendo game or a 3rd Party Nintendo game?
  • Customer: I don't know.
  • Me: What the title of the game, I can look it up for you.
  • Customer: It's the first Halo game.
  • Me: ........................................... Halo was only released on Xbox sir.
  • Customer: Yeah but I can still play it in the Wii right?
  • Me: ............. No ..... you need an xbox sir ......
  • Customer: Oh, well why can't I play it in the wii?
  • Me: Because it's an xbox game sir.
  • Customer: So. It's still a gaming console.
  • Me: Sir, I do apologize, you need to play that game on an Xbox, our games will say Wii, or DS on them ...
  • Customer: Can I speak to your supervisor.
  • Me: May I ask why?
  • Customer: Because you aren't helping me.
  • Me: Sir, I've already explained that isn't one of our games.
  • Customer: So you don't stand by your product? Your games don't fuckin work so you're telling me I'm SOL?
  • Me: Sir .... that game is for the Xbox .... if you want to play that game, you have to buy and xbox.
  • Customer: So I have to buy another product to play your product?
  • Me: Halo isn't our product sir.
  • Customer: Well why the fuck do you sell it then?!
  • Me: We don't sir ....
  • Customer: I want to speak to your supervisor.
  • Me: Unfortunately all our supervisors are in a meeting at the moment. If you like I can give you the number for Microsoft if you'd like to make a complaint.
  • Customer: Why would I call Microsoft for your product.
  • Me: It ... is not .... our product sir ..... Halo is an XBOX exclusive game You have to call Microsoft.
  • Customer: You guys have shit service. Fuck you I'm buying a PS3!
  • Me: ....... You have a great day sir.
  • Customer: DON'T TELL ME WHAT KINDA FUCKIN DAY TO HAVE!
pick up lines sentence starter
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9: 15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
  • if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
  • You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • On The Phone
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
BTS actually having the jobs from the For You MV
  • ** Gas Station Assistants Jin & Namjoon **
  • customer: hey can u clean my car and fill up my gas tank
  • jin: u want me to do it for u?
  • c: yes.
  • j: *giggles*
  • c: what's so funny??
  • j: do u see these hands
  • c: yes
  • j: touch them
  • c: umm...
  • j: do it.
  • c: wow they're so soft
  • j: yes. i just put lotion on and they're not going anywhere near ur dirty car
  • c: is there someone who can help
  • namjoon: sure i can do it *drops pump on customer's foot* oops my bad
  • c:
  • n: dw you're on good hands *spills gas on car* ha classic *chips paint off* no one will notice
  • c:
  • n: all done, your total is *smashes gas pump into car window and breaks it* u know what for u it's free
  • n: still want me to clean it??
  • c: dont ever touch anything i own again
  • ** Bear Mascot Jungkook **
  • child: wow look it's a cute huge bear!
  • jungkook: i can't fking see anything w this thing on my head, dont cling on me
  • jk: *steps on toddler*
  • woman: let's take a photo with it!
  • jk: *takes bear head off*
  • jk: i'm on my break lady. not getting paid enough for this shit
  • w: wow aren't u too young to be working?
  • jk: im doing this for my gf
  • w: awwwww
  • jk: gonna buy a train ticket and go to her city tonight
  • w: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • jk: she said her parents aren't home
  • w:
  • ** Sales Assistant Taehyung **
  • customer: hi i was looking for baby wipes
  • taehyung: me too, tell me when u find them
  • c: do u not work here??
  • t: yes can't u see i'm stacking mentos boxes
  • c:
  • t: my mom dropped me here this morning, i've been looking for her ever since
  • t: then a kind old man said he'll give me pocket money if i do this and it's kinda fun
  • t: but really i don't know the way back home
  • customer 2: where can I find condoms in here?
  • t: what
  • c2: you know...condoms..
  • t:
  • c2: you're making it more awkward than it already is, just point me in the right direction
  • t:
  • t: do u want a lollipop, they're rly good
  • ** Yoongi the pizza delivery boy **
  • yoongi: here's ur pizza
  • customer: pretty sure it was supposed to get here like an hr ago
  • y: shit happens
  • c: wow it's really cold too, did u fall asleep on the way here or sth
  • y: *grabs slice and bites into it*
  • y: u dont sound too hungry
  • c: wtf im gonna report this
  • y: go ahead, don't forget i know where u live
  • c:
  • y: also i can go back and re-make the pizza for u. personally.
  • c: umm no it's ok..
  • y: that'll be $15
  • c: but here it says $9.99 -
  • y: $15
  • c: ok. maybe can u take the trash on ur way out though
  • y: idk u seem kinda heavy to be carried outside
  • c: *goes back in and starts crying into pizza*
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buy art from loren so she can get her kool-aid plane licence!

just kidding, i’m not actually going to be flying the plane. BUT! for once in my lazy life i’ve got an actual legit goal in mind and that goal is —> the USA, where a wonderful friend of mine is waiting for me. and i can’t get there without some mullah, so here’s the deal.

i’m offering lined and flat-coloured drawings!

  • the standard price is for a full body image of a single character, which will be £10 ($13.03). for two full body characters on one image, it’ll be £17 ($22.07).
  • if you want just a bust/waist-up image of a single character, then it’s £8 ($10.39)! for two characters, it’ll be £14 ($18.18).
  • i’ll draw most characters, canon or OC, whatever you’d like, but…

stuff i won’t draw:

  • anthros/furries, excessive gore, big mecha-type robots or hardcore NSFW. pin-up style i will do, though!

if you’re interested, please contact me via email ! that’s loren.hardy@hotmail.co.uk <— right over here. we can bash out the specific deets there, and we can discuss what you’d like! payment will be done through paypal, so please do have a paypal email ready!

last but not least, please do reblog this even if you can’t buy anything right now! and thank you so much!

this is an old post! updated info is HERE!

  • Child: Will you tell me a bedtime story?
  • Me: Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's 🎶beautiful🎶. In the year negative a billion Japan might not have been here. In the year negative fourty thousand it was here and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some ice burgs melted, it became an island, and now there's lots of trees! because it's warmer. So now there's people on the island, they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology like stones and bowls. Ding dong, it's the outside world and they have technology from the future (bronze age) like really good metal and c r a z y r i c e f a r m s. Now you can make A LOT of rice like really really quickly. That means if you own the farm you own a lot of food which is something everybody needs to SURVIVE. So that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land. All the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here(hi), here(chikushi), here(izumo), here(kibi), here(yamato), here(koshi), and here(kenu). But this one (yamato) was the most most important, ruled by a "heavenly superperson" called (emperor) for short. Knock knock. Get the door, it's RELIGION. The new prince (prince shotoku) wants everyone to try this hot new religion (buddhism) from Baekj. "Please try this religion." He said. "No." Said everybody. "Try iiiittt" He said. "No." Said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place and all the rules that came with it. Then the government was taken over by a new clique and they made some reforms (Taika Reforms) like -making the government govern more and -making the government more like China's government, which is a government that governs more. "Hi China." They said. "Hi dipshit." (hi "wa"(dwarf)) Said China. "Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?" Said Japan. "Like what?" Said China. "🎶How about sunrise land?🎶" (nihon) (Japan) and so they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book about themselves. And then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for awhile. Right here (kyoto). And they conquered the north finally. Get that squared away. A rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism, visits china, and learns a better version (zen buddhism) which is more 🎶spiritual🎶. He goes back, reinvents the alphabet, and causes art and literature to be 🎶great🎶 for a long time and the rural palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a shit about running the country. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? 🎶Hire a samurai🎶. Everyone started hiring samurai. Correction - rich important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The samurai became organised and powerful. More powerful than the government. So they made their own military government here. They let the emperor still be "emperor" but the shogun is actually in control. BREAKING NEWS the Mongols have invaded China. "We've invaded China" said the Mongols, "Please respect us or else we might invade you as well." "Okay" said Japan. So the Mongols came over, ready for war. Then died in a tornado. But they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado. Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate overthrows him back then moves to kyoto and makes a new shogunate (ashikaga shogunate). The "emperor" can still dress like an emperor if he wants that's fine. 🎶Now there's more art🎶. Like painting with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, flowers. It's time for "who's going to be the next shogun?" Usually it's the shogun's kid, but the shogun doesn't have a kid. So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun, he says "✔ok." But then the shogun has a kid, so now who's it gonna be? Vote now on your phones, and everyone voted so hard (onin war) that the palace caught on fire and burned down. The shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere doing poetry. And the whole country broke into pieces (sengoku jidai). Everyone is fighting with each other for local power and it's anybody's game. Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to take over (yet). They just wanna sell some shit. Like clocks and guns and 🎶jesus🎶. So that's cool, but everyone's still fighting each other for control. Now with guns!! and wouldn't it be nice to control the capital (kyoto)? Which right now is puppets with no one controlling them. This clan (imagawa) is ready to make a run for it, but first they have to trample this smaller clan (oda) which is in the way. Surprise! the smaller clan wins and the leader of that clan (oda nobunaga) steals the idea of invading the capital and invades the capital. And it goes very well 👍. He's about halfway through conquering Japan when someone who works for him kills him, then someone else who works for him kills them. And that guy (toyotomi hideyoshi) finishes conquering Japan. And then he confiscated everybody's swords. And made some rules (no having a sword (or a gun) no climbing the social ladder pay taxes). "and now I'm going to invade korea and then hopefully china" he said and failed, and also died. But before he died he told these five guys (council of 5 elders) (ukita hideie, uesugi kagekatsu, mori terumoto, tokugawa ieyasu, maeda toshiie) to take care of his five-year-old son until he's old enough to be the next ruler of Japan. And the five guys said, "Yeah, right. It's not gonna be this kid. It's gonna be one of us. Cuz we're grownups. And it's probably gonna be this guy (tokugawa ieyasu) who happens to be way more rich and powerful than the others. A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. They have a fight and he wins. And starts a new government right here, 🎶Edo🎶 and he still lets the "emperor" dress like an emperor and have very nice things, but don't get confused, this is the new government (tokugawa family) and they're very strict. So strict they closed the country. (sakoku 鎖国 closed country) No one can leave and no one can come in. Except for the Dutch if they wanna buy and sell shit, but they have to do it right here (dejima). Now that the entire country was not at war with itself, the population increased a lot, business increased, schools were built, roads were built, everyone learned to read, books were published, there was poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and dutch studies. People started to study european science from books they bought from the dutch. We're talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even electricity. Over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow down. Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats. "Open the country. Stop having it be closed." Said the United States. There's really nothing they can do so they signed a contract that lets the united states, britain, and russia visit japan any time they want. choshu and satsuma hated this 👎. "That sucks." They said. "This sucks!!!" and with almost very little outside help, they overthrew the shogunate (boshin war) and somehow made the emperor (emperor meiji) emperor again and moved him to Eto which they renamed "Eastern Capital". They made a new government, which was "a lot more western" (-new york times review). They made a new constitution (meiji constitution) that was pretty western. And a military that was pretty western (large). And do you know what else is Western? That's right, it's conquering stuff. So what can we conquer? Korea. So they conquered Korea. Taking it from its previous owner, china, and then got a little further and Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says, "stop, no, you can't take that we were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water." and Russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers. And then when the railroad was done they downgraded to A FUCK TON. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Japan says "can you maybe chill?" and then Russia says "How About Maybe You Chill?" Japan is kinda scared of Russia. You'll never guess who's also kinda scared of Russia. Great Britain! So Japan and Great Britain make an alliance so they can be "a little less scared of Russia". Feeling confident, Japan goes to war against Russia (russo-japanese war) just for a moment and then they both get tired and stop. 🎶it's time for World War 1🎶 The World is about to Have A War. Cuz it's the 1900s and weapons are getting crazy and all these empires are excited to try them out on each other. Meanwhile, Japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants MORE. the next thing on their list is this part of China (qingdao) and lots of tiny islands (palau, marianas, carolines, marshall islands). But all that stuff belongs to Germany, who just had war declared on them from Britain because Britain was friends with Belgium which was being trespassed by Germany so they could get to France to kick France's ass because France is friends with Russia who is getting ready to kick Austria's ass because Austria was just about to kick Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria's ass. Or... actually they shot him in the head. And Britain is currently friends with Japan, so you know what that means. Duh. 🎶japan should take the islands🎶 which they wanted to do anyway. So they called Britain on the tele(gram) to sort of let them know (can we take the islands thanks). Then they did it. And they also helped Britain a little here and there with some errands and stuff. Now the war is over and congratulations Japan! you technically fought in the war which means you get to sit at the negotiating table (paris peace conference) with the big dudes where they decided who owns what. And yes, Japan gets to keep all that shit they stole from Germany. You also get to join the post-war mega alliance 🎶the League of Nations🎶 whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. The great depression is bad and Japan's economy is now crappy. But the military is doing just fine and it invades manchuria. And the League of Nations is like, "no, don't do that, if you're in the league of nations you're not supposed to take over the world!" and Japan said 🎶"how bout i do anyway?"🎶 and Japan invaded more and more and more and more of China. and was planning to invade the entire East. You've got mail! It's from Germany, the new leader of Germany. He has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends. This also got forwarded to Italy. They all decided to be friends because they had so much in common. 🎶it's time for World War 2! (the sequel)🎶 Germany is invading the neighbors then they invade the neighbor's neighbors then the neighbor's neighbor's neighbors who happen to be Britain said 🎶"holy shit"🎶 and the United States started helping Britain because they're 🎶good friends🎶 and they started not helping Japan because 🎶"their friends and our friends are not friends" "plus they're planning on invading the entire ocean"🎶 the United States is also working on a large very huge bomb (atom bomb). "bigger than any other bomb, ever™" just in case. But they still haven't joined the war. War looks bad on TV and the United States is really starting to care about their image. But then Japan spits on them in Hawaii (pearl harbor) and then challenges them to war. They say yes. And then Germany, as a symbol of friendship ❤, declares war on the United States also. So the United States goes to war in Europe. And they help the gang chase Germany back into Germany and they also start chasing Japan back into Japan. And they haven't used the bomb yet, and they're curious to see if it works. So they drop it on Japan (hiroshima). They actually dropped two (nagasaki). The United States installed a new government inspired by the United States government. With just the right ingredients for a 🎶post-war economic miracle🎶 and Japan starts making TVs, VCRs, automobiles, and camcorders as fast as they can and also better than everybody else. They get rich. And the economy goes wild. And then the miracle wears off. But everything is still pretty cool I guess. 🎶Bye🎶

Damn you Nintendo!

First of all a new MM trailer + European limited edition pack with a glorios piece of Hardware. If I only had money to buy it TAT

But then also they confirmed a NEW FIRE EMBLEM GAME!!! New adorable characters and I don’t even know their name :’D And I thought I wanted to do something for school today xD

Surprised to see that many fans are of the vein that Kara was insensitive to the fact that Alex needs her, but I’m kind of like… of course she doesn’t know she needs her.

Alex doesn’t tell her. The closest she comes is when she brings up that she was supposed to help in finding her father. Hell, that’s a loss that, within the conversation, she blames Kara for. (Not exactly the best way to go about telling someone that you want them to stick around- telling them that they are the reason for the bad parts of your life.)

The only time that Alex conveys that Kara isn’t a burden, that she’s needed, is when she’s going to lose her to the Black Mercy. But Kara lost her planet again and then her aunt. I don’t think that that revelation, that Alex might be better off with her around, was gonna stick after all that. Of course, she reassured everyone that the only reason her perfect dream was of Krypton was because she’d been feeling down in her current life. That she would choose Earth, something that I don’t think anyone could reasonably ask her to do.

Someone on here said that they didn’t buy that Kara doesn’t think Alex is better off without her, that it was an excuse so she could fly off with Clark. But look at what Kara thought some of her last words were going to be:

“I want you to have a good life. I want you to find love and be happy. I want you to do all the things that being my sister kept you from doing.”

Kara really truly believes that she’s keeping Alex from having a good life. And Alex kinda sorta regularly reaffirms this belief.

I think the issue is that some people are reading Kara as selfish for not picking up on Alex’s needs, but Kara’s face-value nature, inability to tell when Alex is lying, and hero worship that views Alex as too strong to need anything, blinds her to Alex’s more closed-off nature. (Also, we all should know Kara has only one selfish bone in her body and that’s reserved for food hogging.)

Ultimately, I think that the search for Alex’s father is a cover for Alex, so she doesn’t have to admit that she needs Kara for emotional reasons and not practical ones. Alex is likely unaccustomed to asking for things, forced into a caretaker role, so it’s a lot easier to list off the things she’s sacrificed for Kara to guilt her into staying than to ask Kara to stay because she wants her to.

It feels kind of like a co-dependent relationship, where one person needs the other and the other needs to be needed. But Kara thinks she’s the only one who benefits, and Alex isn’t emotionally aware enough to know that she likes being needed. (Still workshopping this idea…)

In the end I don’t think either of them is the bad guy, but I also think Alex said some hurtful and not fully truthful things to avoid being fully vulnerable. For instance, as we saw in the flash backs, Alex didn’t become a DEO agent because of Kara, she became one because she was drowning in her current lifestyle. This is the path she chose. When Supergirl came on, her job entailed protecting her, but she likely performed the same job for her fellow agents. As Alex said before, “protecting you isn’t my actual job”. Also, having Kara help her find her father doesn’t feel quite accurate, because when Alex disappeared in season one to find him, she was fully prepared (and even seemed to want) to do it without Kara.

I don’t think Alex really intended to hurt Kara, but she certainly played dirty, implying that she blames her for her father’s disappearance, that she’s sacrificed everything good in her life for her, and bringing up that, conversely, Clark abandoned her. The last was something that Kara should probably know, and I’m so happy Alex said it, but I wish it wasn’t used to manipulate Kara into staying with Alex. (I don’t mean the word ‘manipulate’ in some villainous abusive way, but the way we all utilize from time to time. More like convincing someone of something by using what you know to your advantage. Not quite clean, but not innately bad.) I wish it was “He didn’t treat you right,” without the addendum, “but I did.” I don’t think the words were meant to be malicious at all, but I do think they hurt Kara.

And finally, if Kara knew that Alex would wanted her to stick around, she wouldn’t have even brought the idea up. This is evidenced by the simple fact that as soon as Alex conveyed that she didn’t want her to leave, she didn’t leave.

tl;dr Kara does think that Alex would be better off without her, but Alex can’t properly express when she needs things, so she won’t really tell Kara that she’s wrong. She, instead, pretty much guilted her into staying by saying that Kara owes her for everything that she has sacrificed. It did the trick for now, but I think their relationship has some major things to work out (and I have full faith that these things will be explored).

anonymous asked:

I've never asked for a request before or given suggestions for people to write but I've been so impressed with your writing that I'd just thought I'd ask if you'd ever consider writing some sappy happy blurbs about the boys anytime soon? I know I'm not alone in wanting some cute fun stories & I am very confident in your skills so just thought I'd mention it!! You're a fantastic human who deserves every but of success you get! Don't stop what ha doing! Just wanted u to know I appreciate you!

sappy happy blurbs????? what about sappy happy christmas blurbs even though im a few days late?

like imagine waking up on christmas day to ashton and he’s kissing your neck and he’s all blissful because he’s home and he’d be all like ‘merry christmas, baby,’ and he’d be kissing all over your face until you finally opened your eyes and kissed him on the lips. and he’d be such a chirpy dude that he would instantly put a smile on your face. but you’d both be a bit lazy because once you were all cuddly together you wouldn’t be bothered to get outta bed. so then out of nowhere he’d peck your nose and question, 'share a shower with meeee?’ and omfg when you were under the water he would say something stupid like, 'so did santa come and give you a bigger ass overnight because damn.’ and you’d have to slap him across the arm and say, 'excuse me, fuckboy,’ but he’d come back like, 'did you say fuck me, boy? because tbh i’m down for making love on christmas morning if you are.’ and afterward he would be really hungry so he would force you to go and sneakily steal some of the lunch food before it was served lol

and LUKE would be so adorable all day. Like, for some reason he would treat it a bit like your birthday or something/? like he would really want it to be a special christmas and he’d keep doing nice shit like constantly ask, 'you alright sweetheart?’ 'want me to get you another drink?’ and bc you’d be with his fam there’d be a lot of 'you comfortable baby?’ But omg during the present opening time he woould be so super nervous and you’d be like wtf mate and you’d have to be the one asking him if he was ok. And then when it’d be time for him to give his pressie to you, he’d be so uncertain and he’d keep rambling on while you were opening it like 'now if you don’t like it babe, then i can take it back, okay? i just thought that maybe you’d like it because i thought it looked good and as soon as i saw it i thought of you but i mean you’re on my mind all the time so that doesn’t really count’ and it’d end up being some expensive as hell necklace or something and you’d wanna die bc you only got him something cheap like a photo album full of pics and when he opened you’d have to be like, 'so i didn’t realise we were going expensive but, i mean, i can buy you something else tomorrow-’ and he’d interrupt and smother you with a kiss and say, 'nononono babe this is so thoughtful, seriously, 100x better than my gift, i need something like this when i can’t see you on tour. I should’ve thought of this for you. god, i love how smart you are, babe.’

but calum would go above n beyond with his present bc he’d get you something nice and then he would also later give u something even nicer ;) ;) ;) ;) ((there’d be like lingerie in a vs box when you got into your bedroom)) but i think he’d do this thing around his family where he would dodge all questions about himself and revert them to you. like, some relative would ask how his touring has been and he’d say, ‘yeah great thank you, but my girlfriend has been doing this university course which i’m sure has been more exciting.’ and you’d be like ??thefuck?? but you’d also think he’s so cute for constantly showing you off. and there would be this thing he would do where he’d always pull you onto his lap and he’d do it when all the fam were sitting around chatting together and bc there would be christmas music playing somewhere in the background, he would start humming it in your ear and then when mariah came on he’d sing it really soft to you so noone else could hear and he’d be all like 'all i want for christmas is you’ and he’d poke your side and when you looked at him he’d be all cheeky grinning and ugh cuteness

oh and think about christmas day with michael and his fam because he’d be kinda fidgety and bored all day but you would be being super polite and conversing with his relatives around the dinner table. and irritated michael would eventually grab your hand and pull you into the kitchen away from everybody and just give you a massive bear hug and you’d be all like, 'michael???’ and he would just grumble and be like, 'can we just go and hang out together honey, please?’ and you’d have to say no even though he’d put his hand on your cheek and start drawing circles with his thumb and then he’d do the puppy dog face and start rubbing his other hand between your ribs and hips and, 'pretty please run away from here with me, babe, c'mon,’ and you’d just sigh like, 'we need to socialise, michael. I’ll make it up to you later.’ So then for the rest of the night you’d have to deal with him getting all touchy on your thigh underneath the table and he’d be whispering in your ear, 'how are you gonna repay me for all this wasted time?’ and 'i hope it involves you taking this cute dress off’

but more importantly, all of them would prob make sure they crossed paths with you under mistletoe at least once every ten mins throughout the day

Kcon with Got7 (if they weren't idols)
  • I'm getting super excited for Kcon LA! I kinda thought like "What would happen if Got7 went to with you to kcon?" Then I realized they'd probably get swarmed by fans so I'm just gonna pretend they're not idols for the sake of the post.
  • I've only been to Kcon 2014 and I know last year they changed some stuff but I don't know exactly what. Just know this is based on 2 years ago not last year. (I didn't see Got7/sistar/red velvet ToT)
  • Mark: Would pick a few things he wanted to see (a couple panels and things) then let you have your day since it was mostly you who wanted to come. When it was time to eat he'd be searching for ramen.
  • He'd enjoy the concert a lot more than the convention and be doing the rap parts of songs.
  • Jaebum: He would mostly do everything you wanted to do but somehow the two of you would get separated. When you find him he's eating chicken and bought you your favorite group's newest album.
  • When the concert came he'd mostly stare at you singing dancing along to your favorite groups.
  • Jackson: Super excited to be there. He'd get super into little contests and be talking to everyone. You'd try to get food but he would just get ice cream because everything looks too spicy.
  • There was probably no point in getting him concert tickets since he's having his own little concert by himself. (Singing all the members' parts and dancing) He'd probably have more fun than you.
  • Jinyoung: He'd have you look at the website for what you wanted to go to and remind you when it's almost time for your favorite Youtuber's panel, not that he cares about makeup videos he just wants you to have a super good time. He'd buy you whatever you want to eat and force you to drink water (he's a mom at heart)
  • The concert would be the best part for him since he loves music and watching groups perform.
  • Youngjae: Most of the day would be spent wandering around looking for things to do and buying stuff. The two of you would have a lot of fun doing that and eventually stumble across food. He'd suggest getting two different foods so you can share but would end up eating all of yours, it's fine since he gives you his.
  • Somehow he'd know all the words to all the songs by every artist and would spend the entire concert happily singing a long.
  • Bambam: Half of your time would be spent shopping because there's so much cool merch. He'd definitely want a big bang sweater and buy you one to match. (He's that boyfriend as much as I cringe I can't deny it) You guys would basically eat all the food that was there just munching between panels and things.
  • At the concert he would be fanboying so hard especially over TTS.
  • Yugyeom: Sort of like Youngjae you two wouldn't know where you're going or what you're doing but every time you came across something interesting you'd stop to check it out. At some point a song he really likes would be playing and he'd stop to dance along to it. Yugyeom would spend most his money on food because lord knows that boy can eat.
  • Throughout the concert Yugyeom would be dancing around and jokingly singing to you when a slow song played.

anonymous asked:

I'm asking a genuine question, not trying to be idk mean or anything, so pls don't get mad ok? Why is transgender a thing? Like, why does that exist? Why can't 'man' 'woman' be a strictly physical trait? Like "This is my body. It has no connection to me or who I am. It's merely what I |use| to move/exist/interact with the world. My body is not me, |I| am me." Like idk everyone's agender kinda thing I guess and male/female is only to describe your physical form. Why is that not a thing? Also, ~p1

~p2 Also, can you please spread this question? I want as many answers and viewpoints as I can get. Make a tag for it maybe? Thank you so much!

you’re asking the wrong community why trans has to be a thing. society at large INSISTS that manhood and womanhood are experiences that are very specific and can only happen to certain people with the right shaped genitalia. a trans experience is a reactive one- we are just being ourselves, we are just saying “my body is not me, i am me.” but society tries to put us in it’s predetermined boxes based on their judgement of OUR body. 

ask the medical field why they insist on gendering newborn babies. ask parents of newborn children why they buy pink or blue balloons when the baby is born. ask every transphobic person in the world why genitals define people, and not the person’s thoughts or actions. it’s a societal disease, heteronomativity. 

-cruz

Jack Gilinsky fanfic Part 1 "I want to get off!"
  • I was on the boardwalk with my friends down the shore going on what looked like the most scary roller coaster I have ever seen. And let me tell you I do NOT like roller coasters, but my friend had forced me to go on and said I would love it after I got off. We weren't able to sit next to each other because of this annoying group of girls who were making this huge fuss and this made me even more scared. I was screaming back to y/f/n and saying I wanted to get off acting like a five year old this is how scared of roller coasters. She scream back, "Y/N, you'll love it, plus I don't think you can get off now." And with that the ride started moving. This was horrible and you had to go up this huge hill before the ride even started. I started crying I wanted to get off I was scared out of my mind. That was until the person next to me who I hadn't noticed grabbed my hand and said,"Don't worry you'll be fine." I didn't really make eye contact because I had my eyes shut the the whole time but he was muscular I will tell you that. The roller coaster was was so scary but kinda fun Y/F/N was right, but I feel horrible because I probably just cut off the circulation in the boys next to me hand. As I got off the ride I looked and turned to see the boy who was sitting next to me was gorgeous, a Greek god, he was Jack Gilinsky.
  • I can't believe this I just went on a roller coaster with jack gilinsky the boy who I obsessed over for about a year now. He was even the lock screen on my phone. I had to say something I had just traumatized him, so I spat out,"Sorry about that. I was a LITTLE scared. Can I repay you in any way I feel horrible!" He responds while smiling that amazing smile I have only seen in pictures and said,"Don't worry about it I thought it was cute. But there is one thing you can do..."I blushed hoping he wouldn't see."What would that be?" I said feeling a little more confident now. "Just let me buy you an ice cream cutie." JACK GILINSKY JUST CALLED ME A CUTIE WHAT IS HAPPENING. I had to keep my cool though."id like that." And with that he held his hand out for me to take and I did intertwining out fingers together we walked to the nearest ice cream shop on the boardwalk. I ordered your favorite ice cream and jack took out his wallet and paid. We started walking and talking. "So how long are you here for?" I said nervously. "The whole summer me and my buddies rented a house down here. How about you?" "The whole summer too!" I replied as happy as I could be being that the boy I had only dreamed about was staying on the same island as me for the whole summer. " I have been coming here since I was born my great aunt owns a house on 24th street." I said feeling more comfortable now. "No way! My house is on 26th street!" I can't believe this was happening right now. I smiled in reply. "What is your name I never got it?" Said jack "Y/N, Y/N Y/L/N." You said as he replied,"well Y/N you have ice cream on your face." he said smiling at me. "Oh my gosh!" I said blushing out of embarrassment. "Don't worry I got it." He said as he put his thumb right by my lip as we stared into each other's eyes he started leaning in and so did I until you hear,"Watch the tram car please." And we stepped to the side.
  • The tram car I hated that thing it always chanted watch the tram car please where ever it went it was the little car that charged u 3.00$ to drive you in the boardwalk, and now I hated even more because it just stopped me and JACK GILINSKY FROM KISSING!!! "So what do you want to do now?" Jack asked snapping me out of my thoughts. "Umm why don't we walk further down the pier." I said and jack agreed. We played lots of games and I had lost all of them. Then we passed the big thing that you had to hit with the mallet and if you hit it hard enough it would ring the bell at the top. Jack started walking towards it and I giggled because somehow all boys felt that to prove their manliness they have to ring the bell on this thing. He handed the man the cash and said to me"think I can do it Y/N/N?" "I don't know you have to be really strong to do this" I said taunting him. He took the mallet and smacked it down and it hit the top and jack got a stuffed bear and a plastic trophy. He gave me the bear and kept the trophy for gloating reasons. We walked towards the second piers rides and got on the Ferris wheel. While waiting in line jack pointed to another crazy roller coaster and said," I know Y/N wants to go on that next." "Shutup!" I said and smacked his arm making him laugh. We got on the Ferris wheel and jack was staring at me. "Do I have more ice cream on my face?"I said wondering why he was staring. "No. You just look really cute right now." He said smiling then started leaning in so did I, and then are lips were pressed up against each other and it was amazing he's lips were so soft they just kept me craving more. I pulled away and jack scoched closer to me putting his arm around my waist. I rested my head on his chest. This night couldn't get any more perfect.
  • "Hey can I get your number Y/N so we can hang out again I had so much fun tonight?" "So did I." I said taking his phone and putting my number in it and sending a message to myself so I had his number. "Thanks so much. Do you have a twitter?" He said nervously. "Yeah here I will search for you so it's easier." I said taking his phone and finding my name I clicked follow and gave him back his phone. He started looking at my profile and the follows you sign popped up already. "Ahhh your a fan aren't you?" He said smiling. I blushed and nodded my head in response. "I better get going." I said "Let me walk you home it's really late." Jack said taking my hand and we started walking off the pier. He walked me to my house and once we got there we both looked at each other until he gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and said "I had so much fun can't wait to see you again." "So did I thanks for the ice cream and bear sorry about your arm by the way."
  • "Oh I didn't even feel it." He said and walked away.
  • I went inside and got ready for bed not being able to stop thinking about tonight. I laid in bed and my phone buzzed it was a message from jack. Oh my gosh he probably hates me I thought and unlocked my phone so I could read the message it read: Goodnight gorgeous I had so much fun tonight 😘. I locked my phone and went to bed smiling because I had just had the best night of my entire life.
  • Part 2??? Give me input was it horrible? Too long?? Too short?