Coran will never admit it but he’s like 70% sure Pidge is actually eight-years-old (or the equivalent in Altean years). He thinks Pidge is like, a super-accomplished baby.
Lance: Okay but like… He’s not wrong lmfao (dodges a wrench) Hey! Coran, Pidge is throwing a tantrum again!!!!!
Coran: Oh dear, looks like Pidge is overdue for a nap :( (dodges a screwdriver)
Pidge: I hate this fucking family!!!!! >8C
Pidge offhandedly mentions during dinner that she’s trying to learn Altean and Coran is like (slams down spork) I WILL BE YOUR TUTOR. He gets very into it. He even codes up a space version of kahoot. He also baby proofs the Castle’s version of Killer Rosetta Stone®
Coran: Oh, hello Pidge! I’ve been looking all over for y- Pidge: (bolts) Coran: (immediately gives chase) YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE OF US THAT CAN FIT IN THE VENTS, PIDGE!! Pidge: I’M NOT CLEANING THE FREAKING VENTS AGAIN, GO AWAY CORAN.
Pidge: Why do the vents even need to be clean, I hate this family so much
Lance: I’ll trade med bay duty with you for a day if you want
Coran brings Pidge along every time he goes hunting for ship parts because Pidge can cry on command. It’s a very effective tactic for speeding up negotiations.
Pidge: (downs a cup of nutritional goo like a shot) Shiro: What are you doing? Pidge: (slams cup down) Coran keeps calling me ‘Number 5′ and I am determined to prove him wrong.
Pidge is honestly blown away by Coran’s brilliance?? Like, the space uncle is usually used as comedy relief, but he’s honestly so freaking smart and Pidge is like (tears in her eyes) I Would Die For You Coran.
Coran is equally impressed by Pidge, because she’s so small and young but so brilliant? He constantly tells her how she would’ve fit in and even shone on Altea.
At first Pidge thinks he’s being patronizing, ‘oh look at how hard the Earthling tries’, but then she realizes that no. Coran honestly thinks that highly of her. He gets misty-eyed whenever he talks about how Pidge and Hunk would’ve flourished in the classrooms on Altea.
Coran: Okay, but are you sure you don’t have any Altean blood in you? At all? A great-great-great-great-great to the eighth degree great grandmother, perhaps?
Pidge: Nope. I’m from the midwest. Which probably makes me some kind of alien, but still a human one.
Coran tries to stealth-parent Pidge, but Pidge always manages to turn it around on him.
Coran tries to convince Pidge to take a break and eat. Five minutes later he’s in the kitchen making tea for them both and he has no idea how he got there.
Coran tries to get Pidge to take a nap. Ten minutes later he’s giving her and Hunk a crash-course lesson on how to maintain the Lions in a worst-case-scenario pinch.
Pidge: (cackles as she programs the training bots to chase Lance around the training room) Shiro: Oh geez, don’t worry Coran I’ll stop her. Coran: (smiling fondly) (glances over at Allura) Ah, don’t worry Shiro. The Princess used to be just like this when she was younger, and she turned out alright!
I DONT THINK HE IS BUT IF HE IS I DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD REACT. PROBABLY SCREAM
Edit: turns out there are two bodies in the fire. Who is the other body? was there another body no one remembers? Then how come Castiel was on a table in the season 13 thing? Ah so many new questions arrived on the scene.
Also how the flying fuck did Jack get the clothes so fast? Did they shrink Sam’s clothes and dress him up like a barbie THEN set the bodies on fire?
The Lost Special: The One Way to Tie Up Every Loose Thread
In the last month this corner of the Sherlock fandom has thrown out a multitude of ideas for a narrative that could potentially resolve every last inconsistency in Sherlock series 4. Not knowing it, this community has debated different readings – all perfectly valid with only minor holes in logic – but have missed how they might all fit together into an intricate puzzle, each reading validating the other.
I have found one way to connect every loose thread.
Topics resolved include:
– EMP Theory vs “TFP as John’s TAB”: why both readings are meant to be exposed to the viewer (but we just found them too early) – Benedict’s insanely long monologue they mentioned him having in Series 4. – How another episode would only be comprised of a few new scenes – Mary’s character development drifting far from her original plotline – Moffat’s Doctor Who narrative that includes Toby Jones as a Dream Lord and what that means for Amy in “Amy’s Choice” and Sherlock in The Lost Special. – How POVs intertwine in TFP, and how TPLOSH inspired the way The Lost Special would end. – The entire bizarre nature of Series 4 – Breaking the 4th Wall – The focus in The Six Thatchers on “The Duplicate Man”, “Twins”, “Two places at once”, and “Dead AND alive”. – Three Garridebs – Benedict claiming “Love conquers all” while Steven Moffat facepalms.
So if you want to know the one way this could all work, check out the rest of this post. But hear me out until the end, suspend your disbelief until you’ve finished, because regardless of whether or not you believe we’re getting The Lost Special, this reading which combines everything we’ve talked about for the last year is definitely arguable and until something else gets proposed, it is the one I’m sticking with til the bitter end.
AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS
‘Oh my God. What the hell am I doing?’ [Y/N] kept asking herself as she ran hand by hand with Jerome.
‘This is so crazy.’
“Ha! Do you see what I see, Baby Cakes? We’re just like Bonnie and Clyde!”
[Y/N] didn’t have enough time to answer, she gasped loudly at Jerome who just shot a random guy who was about to get into his car.
Jerome laughed. “We have our own vehicle now.” He took a driver’s seat and waited for [Y/N].
She sat beside him and as his hand moved to reach her thigh she took it like she wanted to hold it.
‘Shit. Don’t you dare to blush!’
He only smirked at the situation, not letting go of her hand. Both of them didn’t say anything about it. What if he didn’t really wanted to reach her thigh?
She could feel how awkward it was, at least for her, that’s why she decided to say something.
“So.. Where are we going anyway?”
“We’re.. going to get my face back, [Y/N].” He giggled.
She liked his giggle, it was adorable.
She turned to look at him. “Why do you want your face back though? I kinda like the new look.” She said with a smirk.
He chuckled. “Oh Darling, you never fail to make me smile. I know I still look hella fine but you should’ve seen me with my face on.”
“Well, I’ve seen you.. that day when they found out you killed your mother..”
“Ah good ol’ days!” He said happily. “So tell me Gorgeous, what did you think of me?”
“Nothing!” She said a little too fast. “I mean yeah, uh, nothing.”
Normally, [Y/N] wouldn’t have a problem with lying but Jerome really made her nervous at the moment!
“Awww, c’mon, you gotta tell me.” He looked at her with puppy eyes, not caring about the road, wheels of the car meeting an innocent man because of it.
“Sorry! Didn’t see ya!” [Y/N] looked at the scene with wide eyes.
“Okay now, where were we? Oh right, answer my question, Toots.”
‘He really enjoys giving nicknames… Anyway, I guess I have nothing to lose.’
“Well.. I thought you were kinda.. cute?” She couldn’t help but looked down at her hands and blushed. She felt bad for feeling like this because of a sociopath. But he was really sweet to her, ya know?
She could feel like.. herself with him. Everybody always expected her to be perfect. She was so tired of this.
She was only a human being.
He smirked still gazing at the road.. “Don’t cha too sweet for me, Baby?”
“What do you mean she left with him?!”
“Look, Jim, I couldn’t stop them. I already told you, she just left.. like that. She didn’t even protest.”
Jim made a weird face at her words so she added “That’s probably because she was too scared..”
Inside she knew she was wrong. [Y/N] looked shocked, then shy but definitely not scared. Lee had no idea what to think.
“We need to find her. We need to find them.
[Y/N] sat on a table where Jerome was lying 3 hours ago, when Dwight was trying to bring him back from the dead. She was looking at Jerome’s back for 5 minutes as he moaned in pain. He was “putting” his face back on and he was almost finished. [Y/N] felt bad for him, she didn’t like him being in pain. He was handsome in her opinion when he had no face, so she was 1000% sure he’d be still handsome with staples.
Finally he finished his work and looked at Dwight.
“So, how’s the look?”
Dwight was really nervous. He was praying Jerome’s not mad but he noticed that [Y/N] was.
“It looks good..” He wasn’t very persuasive, was he?
“You wouldn’t.. lie to me.. Right, Dwight?”
He shook his head. “N-no. I-it looks good.” Jerome was smiling the whole time.
He looked like an angel in [Y/N]’s eyes.
Jerome noticed a gentle smile on her face and returned it.
“Now Dwight, would you stand over there? Me and Sweet Cheeks need to talk about something.” Dwight nodded quickly and almost ran to the place Jerome pointed out.
Jerome and [Y/N] moved aside and he explained, what he wanted to do. He wanted to leave a message for Gotham.
[Y/N] couldn’t be more excited.
“Testing, testing… Are we live? Are we on air?”
In the background you were able see Dwight, tied up to incendiary bombs.
“C’mere, Gorgeous, no need to be shy, you’re too pretty for that.”
She skipped to Jerome. “Hiya everyone!” She waved, giggled and kissed Jerome on the cheek. She was way more confident by now, thanks to her Puddin telling her not to worry.
“Some of you may know I died. Take it from me - death is dull! But coming back… that is something. Leave it to dying to give you a whole new perspective on life and I would like to share that with you.” He looked over at [Y/N] and blew her a kiss.
“Tonight, Gotham - in the darkness - there are no rules! So tonight, Gotham, do what you want, kill who you want. And when morning comes you too shall be reborn!” He took [Y/N]’s hand and fired an explosive.
“.. I don’t forgive you for my face.”
They started laughing like maniacs. ([Y/N]’s favourite kind of laugh) And left. Just like that. Again.
On daily basis, [Y/N] would feel bad. It wasn’t normal anymore, but on the other hand, she couldn’t be more happy to be with Jerome. They were in love! It felt like magic.
Like he was a Clyde to her, and she was a Bonnie to him!
You may wonder, why all of this had to happen?
I guess we will never really know. Maybe it happened because she was too tired of being a perfect child?
Too tired of having straight A’s?
Or too tired of rules?
Or maybe tired of always having to speak with respect?
She was too tired of one thing, she always had to be.
170708 Super Junior at SMTown Seoul Concert [Full]
Leeteuk: A day like this has come where we greet you.
Shindong: Since so many of our members aren’t here, I thought we’d be really deflated but everyone here is really giving us a lot of strength, thank you!
Leeteuk: We debuted with the most number of members and today the day has come that we are greeting you with the least number of members out of SM dance singers. Just like the weather right now (it was raining), our hearts also feeling very complicated and frustrated. But, to the SM family that are cheering us on together, we will greet you all.
SJ: Hello! We are Super Junior!
Leeteuk: Now that we’ve started, rain has started to fall, or is that my tears? Okay! From Shindong, let’s all greet everyone!
Shindong: Hello everyone, I’m Shindong!
Heechul: Hello, I’m Kim Heechul! I highly~ praise you!
Yesung: Hello, I’m Yesung, nice to see you all!
Leeteuk: It feels weird greeting you all like this after so long. Hello! I’m Leeteuk! I was discharged in 2014, my first stage after that was at SMTown.
Leeteuk: The members have all enlisted into the army in sequence, the ones that have discharged are here, since only 4 members can stand on stage today, our Donghae in using his last vacation to be here with us and our Kyuhyun is here too. In order for us to be complete again, our Kyuhyun and Ryeowook will return and after that, I think we will be able to greet you with an even better image. How do our members feel today?
Shindong: It feels kind of new, I also was discharged not long ago and am doing a concert after a long time. I feel like it’s kind of hard to express with words.
Leeteuk: How about Heechul?
Heechul: There’s only 4 of us… Truthfully, we thought a lot about whether we should or should not stand on stage today as just 4 members, didn’t we?
Leeteuk: We thought a lot about it.
Heechul: I did think it might be right to stand on stage only when all the members are back but it turned out like this.
Leeteuk: How about Yesung?
Yesung: Uh, it feels really new…[can’t continue]
Fans: Don’t cry!
Leeteuk: From backstage, listening to the fans, I thought, “Ah, we’re all coming back now.” Since we’re doing a concert for the first time in ages, from the back, Yunho was saying, “Right! Shall we show them all today?!” (can’t hear) I’ve actually been in SM for 18 years now. I have said that “my life is Super Junior,” but I think it’s not just for me but our members too, and our fans as well, giving up a lot to be by our side for 13 years. Out CEO as well, truthfully gave up on a lot and made us is what I think. In the future too, even though there is a way in, there’s no exiting. Everyone, for as much as you love our SM family, you can come to this concert with your friend, but don’t go anywhere else, you understand, right? I feel like crying right now but since today is a good day, I will try to play with fun! Everyone are you tired yet? You’re not tired, right?!
Leeteuk: It was a bright atmosphere before, not our SM singers are going to perform cool stages. Your cheers are very important! Shall we scream once? Okay then everybody, all together, scream! Guys, if you only scream this much, our SM singers can’t help but deflate a little. Can you scream more? Okay everyone, thinking of all the stress you guys have had all this time, make some noise together! Please anticipate our comeback album in October! We will sing our song from our special 10-year album, MAGIC!
[After MAGIC stage ended]
Leeteuk: Sorry, we only did a little.
eng trans by emzhaek source: sj_feat_elf, sunmi4912, teukbar, wwmisa, & Iidonghais
Request: can you do an Archie Andrews imagine with “is that my shirt?” and “my clothes look good on you”? Thank you :)
A/N: ah!! My first request I’m so excited!! I hope you all like it – I’m happy with how it turned out. It’s so fluffy and sweet I cried. This could take place at any time so whenever you want to see it fitting in could work. Okay I’m also so confused because every time I post that it hides it from the hashtags? Which is not good? Anyways, thank you and feel free to request in my messages!
Word count: 715
Warnings: oh god its so fluffy thats literally enough though
The soft sound of a shower running filled your ears. You were over at Archie’s house, as you often were, laying on your stomach on his bed, happily highlighting a short story for one of your literature courses. Your legs kicked up and down lightly behind you to the beat of whatever song you were humming. You were so tuned into your work you didn’t even hear the shower turn off and the whispering patter of footsteps from one end of the hall to the other.
Archie stood in the doorway, smiling at the sight of you. Noticing you hadn’t heard him come in, he decided to tease you, taking careful steps toward the bed before belly flopping on top of you.
“Archie!” You squealed, nearly choking on the highlighter cap between your teeth, all air having escaped your lungs at the sudden weight on your back. Spitting the cap to the ground, you struggled under his body to glare at him. He giggled, a deep rumble from his chest culminating in a soft sound that made you smile every time you heard it. “Archie, get off of me!” Between fits of laughter you attempted to roll onto your back from under him, making eye contact with your assailant and narrowing your gaze.
“Hey babe,” Archie smirked, a playful tone still flowering from his words.
You grinned back, a sparkle in your eyes that set off butterflies in Archie’s stomach every time. “Archie, honey, you’re crushing me.”
“More like crushing on you.” He waggled his eyebrows jokingly
“That’s cute.” You rolled your eyes now, pressing your hands on his shoulders in an attempt to move him. “Now get off of me.” He softly rolled beside you, leaning up against you as you rolled back onto your stomach. Moaning happily, he nuzzled his nose behind your ear and kissed the underside of your jaw.
“Is that my shirt?“ He teased. You subconsciously pulled the sleeves of the crewneck sweater over your hands as you blushed and nodded. “My clothes look good on you.”
“Thus, why I wear them.” He pulled away from your ear, looking down to what you were working on. However, after a moment, he was grinning cheekily again.
“You know there’s been a real dent in my closet since we started dating. I’ve considered contacting Jughead and sending him on the case, but I think I’ve found the culprit.” Playing around, you widened your eyes and turned to him.
“Please don’t press charges.”
“Oh, I don’t know…” He cocked his head to one side, unable to hide his smile as he continued. “I’ve been forced to wear the same shirts for weeks. It’s a real struggle. This is the inconvenience you’ve caused.”
“I swear, I’ll wear your jersey to school on game days. Just don’t send me to jail.” He cupped his chin in thought before nodding.
“That seems fair. I don’t really think I could send you away anyways. Don’t want to go a day without you.” You couldn’t bite your smile back anymore either, and shifted your gaze from him back to your work.
Archie’s smile held up as he stared at your profile, your lip caught behind your top teeth as you focused on the words in front of you. As much as he’d love to say he was an independent man’s man, he couldn’t deny the fact that you had him tightly wound around your finger, and it was up to debate whether or not you knew it.
His eyes darted to the sides of hers as he regained focus. “How could I not?”
You swatted your hand, “Oh stop.”
“Can’t help it.” He grinned cheekily, reaching his hand forward and catching your cheek in his palm. You subconsciously leaned into it, beaming intently. “I love you.” You raised your eyebrows, your chin jutting forward slightly as if insuring he meant it. Thumb rubbing velvet circles into your skin, he nodded softly. “I love you.”
“I love you.” Your teeth sparkled behind your cracked lips as a soft giggle tumbled from within. You leaned forward and kissed him, pulling back to utter the words again, and kissing again. You pulled away for a moment more, sucking in thick breaths. Eyes flitted to the soft comforter of his bed, before meeting his with another wide smile. “And your shirts.”
I got this pic in my head and was working on it on and off the last couple of days, I like how it turned out as much as I can like anything that I do witch is to say not much. next up is pink zombie boy and then a Dear Evan Hanson pic I’ve also been a’brewin!
BTS reactions to wanting to have sex, but you tell them you haven't shaved
You were making dinner when Jin had come home from the recording session, he even turned down the offer of going out with the members to eat because he was feeling incredibly needy today. He hugged you from behind and you could feel the imprint of his dick on your backside; immediately you told him.. He looked at you completely stunned, like he wasn’t able to process what you just said. To him, he felt sad that you thought you have to be shaved in order to please him.
“Y/N? Why do you think that’s a problem? It’s not!”
“I don’t know, won’t it be uncomf-”
“No!” He whisper yelled, while gently planting kisses down your neck.
He had his hand on your thigh, gently running his hand over it as he inched closer to you, where he then initiated a kiss. His hand slowly began to move up towards your inner thighs. That’s when you choked out a “S-stop..” His hand stopped abruptly, and he quickly turned to face you with a look of worry.
“I haven’t shaved..”
“Why does that matter?”
“I haven’t shaved in two weeks, Yoongi, it’s kinda messy..”
“Hair is a natural thing Y/N, it doesn’t matter to me.” His hand went up to softly caress your cheek.
Hoseok was too busy with trying to get you undressed, that when you abruptly gripped his arm right before he could unbutton your shorts, he was scared that he had hurt you.
“I haven’t shaved..”
“Ah! Y/N! I thought I hurt you! Don’t scare me like that, and not being shaved doesn’t stop me from showing you how much I love you” He wiggles his eyebrows playfully at you as he pulled your shorts down.
You two were cuddling on the couch in his room, enjoying each other’s company, when a small slip of hand turned the completely innocent cuddling, to a very heated make-out session. When the words left your mouth though, Namjoon hovered over you with a pained look.
“Baby, don’t think like that, you don’t have to be shaved for me to make love to you.”
“But I thought it’s better when It’s shaved.”
“It’s best when it’s you.”
You continuously ran your hand through Jimin’s hair, sometimes taking some strands and twiddling them around your finger. Jimin turned to face you, he watched how focused you were on his hair, then his gaze slowly shifted to your lips as he bit down on his bottom lip. It didn’t take long for Jimin to push his lips against yours and have you lying on your back, but you hastily tried to squirm out from under him and run away, but his grip on you was too strong. Then you told him.
*mumbles into the crook of your neck* “Mmm, I really don’t mind jagi, just come to bed with me please..”
“Are you sure?”
“Why wouldn’t I be, I love you.”
You sat on Taehyung’s thighs with your legs around his waist, his arms held you closely as you rested your head on his shoulder. You both stayed in that position for a while until you could feel the growing bulge between your legs. You looked up to find Taehyung staring at you, and you knew exactly what that stare was asking for..
“Tae…I haven’t shaved..”
*he erupts in laughter* “Jagi! W-What!? Why is that important?”
“I don’t know, I just thought it is.”
“Well it’s not, so don’t worry about it.” He then picked you up and rushed you into his room.
Once Jungkook returned from practice, he couldn’t keep his hands off you, he told you he was thinking about you the whole time, and couldn’t wait to see you. His hands slowly snuck down to your waist as he wobbled the both of you around, eventually pulling you down on top of him, onto the couch. His incessant whining of not returning his gestures rankled you, until you finally told him.
“Babe..do you really think I care about that right now?”
“Exactly, now can we fuck?” He gave you a long look before you rolled your eyes at him, and he immediately flipped you over.
ok so basically this is gonna be a huge headcanon post about richjake that @richardgoranski and i made over the past like month (anything in bold is a direct quote from connor)
so back when chloe and jake are dating chloe is like ‘i think we should break up’ and jakes like um why and chloe is like well clearly youre in love with rich and also i like brooke
and jake is like um what i have no idea what youre talking about and chloe turns jake around to look at rich whos on the other side of the hallway/room and his breath hitches and chloe is like smh u Gayass
and so chloe is like jake just ask him out!! but jake keeps denying it like haha what im not in love with rich idk where youre getting this from until chloe just stands there and gives him A Look and jake is just like…..ok fine but what if he says no and chloe is like wtf youll be fine
so jake goes up to rich and is uncharacteristically nervous and red and he confesses to rich and asks him out and rich is like omg….and accepts and BOOM theyre dating
under the cut are just some (lmao i mean A LOT) random headcanons that dont go in any particular order