i like em though

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Sleight of Hand

They’re still staring each other down when the others shuffle into the room, a collective groan going up at the sight of them at each other’s throats once more.

“So,” Raven starts, conversational, “how do we think Clarke is going to murder Bellamy? Discuss.”

“Knife to the gut?” Miller muses, tapping a finger against his chin. “She’d want to draw it out.”

“She’ll push him off a high-rise.” Monty nods. “Messy, but satisfying.”

“I have it on good authority that she’ll disembowel him with nothing but a spoon and sheer willpower,” Clarke cuts in, dry, “but that’s just me.”

“You know, if you really wanted to get up close and personal with my body, all you had to do was ask.” Bellamy remarks, lips curling into a satisfied smirk when that pulls a scowl out of her.

Notorious criminal prodigy Bellamy Blake has been tasked with a seemingly impossible heist. Luckily enough, he just might have the right crew for it.

Read on AO3. 

5

i thought that in spirit of this holiday i would make some valentine’s day cards 

6

I swear I wish somebody would try me

6

Wednesday in SanFran

Out looking for moving boxes and I can’t find a place that sells them.. do they sell boxes in like Walmart or Target? Also, gonna meet up with some friends for lunch and try to convince them to help me move :D I’ll probably have to pay them lmao. Still better than hiring a moving company

782. Rowena Ravenclaw was a muggleborn born to a wealthy noble family. Her family often tried to stifle her natural creativity. Ravenclaw could read by the age of 3 and at 7, several neighboring witches saw her entertaining herself with magic. They trained her in secret. Rowena was to enter an arranged marriage with a man she didn't love. She apparated by accident on her way up the aisle. Upon arriving in London she met her lifelong friend, pureblood, Helga Hufflepuff.

i really can’t do any hp ship that happens in the actual scope of their time at school because they’re underage that’s just creepy to me

ten years post battle of hogwarts reunion where everyone gets together in the great hall and have a reunion ball

a ron weasley who has come into his own and no longer feels as though he is in anyone’s shadow, who is a competent and good natured auror

a hermione granger who is making huge strides in her equality pursuits at the ministry as she climbs the ladder, still wearing a SPEW button

a neville longbottom happy and laughing and confident, pulling plants out of fucking nowhere to show people excitedly

a luna lovegood fresh from an adventure hunting down her infamous creatures, her patented gnargle specs selling well

a pansy parkinson who hasn’t grown out of her snobbery, but is more accepting of people, and branched into academia

a ginny weasley who is famous for being on a quidditch team, looking beautiful in her dress and signing autographs of her on her broom

a draco malfoy humbled by his experiences, with renewed zeal to restore the family name and his own image by altruism and philanthropy

a harry potter free of anxiety and pressures, with facial hair and battle scars and happy in his life as a teacher, what he feels he should always have done

give me those people getting together

give me that harry and draco and luna and ginny and ron and hermione dancing the night away with fairy lights and toasts and music

matured potter kiddos is what i live for

996. One day, Harry stumbled across a hilariously terrible story someone had written about him and his friends. He decided to show to Ginny, Ron and Hermione and the reactions consisted of laughter, and constant repeating of the phrase "Wait, what?" Once they finished reading it, Ron immediately said "Can you imagine if that actually happened?" To which they all collectively shuddered. This story was called “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.”

orion-project  asked:

Since this blog reminds me of yeeem, I wonder how it would go if a Space Pirate met a Sangheili. Probably just worting and screeching and then a protracted war that ends in the Covenant collapsing again

then the planet got glassed the end

mustardprecum  asked:

prompt thing, 49 “Well this is awkward…”, merlee

49. “Well this is awkward…”

@mustardprecum

pairing, number, drabbles

“Well this is awkward…”

“Only if you let it be,” Lee says, groaning a bit.

Merlin arches an eyebrow. “No, I’m almost certain there’s no situation in which this wouldn’t be strange.” He makes to move out from underneath Lee, but the man is heavy enough that he doesn’t get very far.

“Picture this,” Lee says, levering himself up on his elbows so Merlin can at least breathe. “We’re on a beach in Paris. Madly in love. I’ve just rolled over on top of you, like so,” he pauses to gesture to their suggestive position, “to whisper sweet nothings in your ear-”

“Unwin,” Merlin interrupts before Lee has time to really get going.

“Yes, sir?”

“Get off of me.”

“Right. Sorry.” Lee gets to his feet and brushes himself down before offering a hand to Merlin.

Merlin accepts, adjusting his glasses and checking his clipboard to make sure it hasn’t fared the worse for its tumble to the floor.

As soon as they’re both standing, Lee collects the files that went flying when he’d bumped into Merlin, sending them both to the floor. “Sorry again,” he says, when he has them all gathered up and back in his arms.

Merlin shakes his head slightly, trying and failing to look stern. Unwin has been a nice break from the traditional Kingsman recruit, and Merlin finds himself hoping he’ll stick around. “In the future, just watch where you’re going.”

“Right.” Lee salutes smartly and marches off down the corridor, leaving Merlin thinking of Parisian beaches and a voice whispering in his ear…

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Tron

Pisces & Scorpio
  • Scorpio, walks into the living room holding dog toys and a blanket: Hey baby, have you seen-
  • Pisces, giggling as puppies lick her all over her face: Scor- Scorpio, h-help me!!
  • Scorpio, stares for a moment:
  • Scorpio, smiles warmly: One of the puppies are peeing on your head by the way

The villagers were all staring at him expressionlessly. Coldly. The village head threw the bright red fabric at his feet. Her cruel expression was shrouded in darkness.

“Leave!” she barked. “Leave and let the wolves be done with you.”

after dr:ae
  • Hiroko Hagakure made such a good job at finding the Captives that she is given a Future Foundation suit and a hacking gun. Komaru teaches her how to use it.
  • Yasuhiro is an intermediate for Towa and the rest of the world; he brings medicine, weapons, clothes, cosmetics, manga, anything. he’s goofy and likes to hang around Toko, Takaaki and Kanon. His mom smother him with hugs each time he comes back and he earns the title “Ultimate Mama’s Boy”.
  • the Captives are not imprisoned anymore and free to go anywhere Towa City. They still call themselves ‘Captives’ since they can’t leave it, their electronic bracelets still working. thanks to Komaru, they decide to help future foundation but refuse to be part of it yet. most of them don’t trust the organisation completely, Kanon Nakajima for example.
  • Haiji Towa is escorted outside Towa City and is completely under the care of Future Foundation. he is completely traumatized and unresponsive. as much as Komaru hates to think that, it might be better if he’s not in Towa anymore. maybe he did more bad than good. 
  • she inherits his red motorcycle though (who was mysteriously unharmed) and rides it everywhere. it’s faster and she has a blast. Touko rides at the back reluctantly. soon it becomes a symbol for adults and kids alike, but then she decides to give it to Takemichi Yukimaru. he is very loyal to her afterwards and goes off to any errands and patrollings she gives him. the Captives like to hear about his time in the Crazy Diamonds.
  • one day Fujiko Yamada encounters Genocider Syo and they both become buddies. when Komaru comes to pick Syo up, they’re drooling and keep slapping each other’s back while saying “fujoshi sisterhood”. she gains paper, ink and pens and continue tara ☆ spa, the quality not slighted in one bit, “as expected of a master of manga!” Komaru says in awe.
  • after going through Towa City’s archives, they write a list of kids born into the town. a good hundred are missing. they manage to keep the monokuma children in a big school that the Captives have transformed into a big and comfy sorta-hospital, kept secret from the adults and guarded by Kenshiro. their only concern is that kids don’t eat. they’re slowly thinning out and it stresses everyone. Komaru sends a request for medical equipment and the kids are fed through tubes. it’s not the best solution but it’s the only one they have as of right now. the medical equipment is also a benefit to Kenshiro whose health slowly deteriorates. 
  • one day Hiroko brings out grand bois chéri ludenberg and the kids croon after the cat who hiss and tries to escape these creepy masked children but it’s no use, ultimately, his tummy is gonna get rubbed.
  • when Komaru meets Ayaka Haneyama, she is completely starstruck. she shakes her hand with both hands and stutters throughout her whole introduction. Ayaka decides to help at towa hills, where she puts a news radio show up diffused throughout the whole town. she is a very good talker and she is the main host of a talk show whose catchphrase is “it’s not kasu, it’s ayakasu!” who becomes super popular amongst adults. they request song covers and small idle chat with guests, like Toko Fukawa the popular author.
  • Takaaki Ishimaru created a small police force with adults, including Hiroko and Yasuhiro Hagakure, Komaru, Toko and Kanon. he has a few contacts outside, like Yui samidare, who soon enters Towa City as a resource help. they target the Remnants of Despair. they find a lot of clues and even manage to take down the mysterious masked bodyguard swordswoman and the son of the Kuzuryuu family.
  • Fuhito Kirigiri’s status is unknown. Hiroko swears she found him, but they have yet to find a sign of life from him. Yui Samidare makes a detective vow to find him.
  • at the request of his master, the butler Pennyworth helps out too. he is mostly wandering in the town, helping whoever needs help. most often he crosses Komaru and Toko’s path. his gaze is stern but he chats a lot and offers them tea. surprisingly enough, he befriends Toko quite easily since both have something in common: they adore master Byakuya.
  • the cleaning of the town is not easy. rubble and debris everywhere, corpses every two meters, monokumas hiding in every corner… but they manage. in all the confusion, Komaru decides to properly bury Taichi Fujisaki and to raise a shrine for Yuta, at the end of the broken bridge. she stares a long time at the water. she wishes he was still there. she thinks he’d been friends with everyone.

  • at some point, Toko decides to write. it’s not easy finding paper, and a great rivalry between her and Fujiko arises, both accusing the other of wasting it. she writes and writes, from day to night on off days, she doesn’t come in broad daylight for at least five days. when she does, though, pale and sweaty, she gives Komaru a huge manuscript and mumbles that it’s “the first draft, but it’s ok enough for someone so low like Komaru”. it’s tedious for her to read and full of kanji Komaru has to check in a dictionary but she finds herself enraptured in her writing. she finds herself with no words left of praise to offer toko, mesmerized by how well she wrote the story. their story. the story of Towa City, and most importantly, of two girls who had nothing in common at first, but became best friends by pushing each other up. komaru smiles. it’s everything toko never thought she’d need but it’s enough. more than enough.
  • the tension between them is so palpable that adults groan whenever they enter a room together. Hiroko smirks and ask casually, “so you two share a bed, huh?” Komaru is so oblivious it hurts. “well of course, she’s scared in the dark and all, that’s what friends do for each other, no?”
  • (they start dating each other a year after that “in secret”, Toko insists, but it’s no use since everyone knew already. “you sure took your sweet time,” Hiroko teases.)