Last night we went out to a small party and I wore a very tight dress with no underwear (like a dress so tight that you just cant wear anything under it - not like no underwear on purpose because i was being slutty). We stood in a group with my husbands friends talking for like two whole hours and I didn’t say anything I just smiled and laughed softly when people made jokes. I didnt follow all the conversation but I made sure to look like I was listening hard. On the way home my husband said he was very proud of me and I just was so so happy I thought I was going to burst :)
I am thinking Bucky is the one complaining about there being so much damned underwear cause while he likes to steal his boyfriends every once in while to entice them, he'd also like to wear his own for fucks sake and which one of you is wearing clints face on your crotch, how did these boxers even get in here? Steve is the one complaining about the messes they make even though he can be just as bad. Tony is the one they always tickle attack, they worry they gang up on him to much. Thoughts?
Oh, I definitely like the idea of Bucky being the one pissed off about the underwear situation. Also, I agree with the tickle attacks too. Not that Bucky and Steve can’t be the ones always being tickled attack, but when you consider the differences in physical strength, Steve and Bucky need to be a lot more aware of Tony’s reactions when rough housing with him, because Tony can’t physically stop them without his suit. So yeah, they probably worry that they come off as ganging up on him too much when really the just want to be affectionate with him.
Oh, and here is the mini fic your thoughts inspired:
Summary: Stiles takes his little sister Halloween costume
shopping and is very vocal about what he thinks is appropriate and what is not.
Note: I have some other requests to do, but I went to
Spirit Halloween last night and was inspired. I’m really super-duper extremely excited
for Halloween and I really wish I had a Stiles in my life rn
“So…” Stiles caught the baseball he
had tossed up in the air and passed it back and forth between his hands. “What
do you wanna do?”
sighed. “I don’t know.” We had been stuck in the house for most of the day due
to near constant rain storms. I had already finished my homework, checked over
it once, and then a second time. Stiles had done his homework as well and
texted his friends to see what they were up to. Everyone was busy, though,
while my brother and I had nothing to do.
could watch Beyond Scared Straight.”
we finished that last night.”
right.” Stiles resumed tossing the ball in the air.
slumped further into the couch cushions. “We could play Mario Kart.”
shook his head. “You always win when we play Mario Kart.”
grin stretched my face. “Exactly.”
no, no. Just… no.” He sat up abruptly and popped his neck. As he did so, he
leaned forward and swiped up the newspaper from the coffee table. Dad always reads
the paper before going into work. He sits right in the middle of the sofa with
a steaming cup of coffee and just reads. I think he likes the peace and quiet.
flipped the newspaper over. “You know, Halloween is coming up soon.”
“And…” he held the paper out to me. “We
don’t have costumes yet. There’s a new Spirit Halloween store that opened a few
streets over. We should go check it out.”
“Are you sure that it’s open Stiles?”
I asked as we pulled up. “The windows look dark.”
of course it’s open. Can’t you see the sign?” He scoffed. “Come on; let’s go.”
He hurried out of the Jeep, and I followed close behind him.
dance-remix of I Will Survive blasted
from the speakers set up inside the display of strobe lights. Skeletons
swaddled in cloth hung from the ceiling at different intervals, and scattered
on the floor were random bloody body parts.
I remarked as I crinkled my nose.
looks like your costumes will be over there.” Stiles gestured to the tween
huffed and crossed my arms. “Ha-ha, you’re so funny. I’m 16, not 6.” Stiles
just rolled his eyes. I grabbed his arm. “Look, I see some superhero costumes
over here. We could match.”
a couple costume?”
okay, here’s the problem with that: you’re my sister.”
pretty sure Batman and Robin weren’t a couple, either.” I held out a bag
containing a Robin costume. “What do you think?”
placed one hand on his hip while the other rubbed his mouth. “I think that’s a
little too sexy for my little sister.”
It’s just a dress.”
shows boobs because I have boobs!”
Here, try this one…” He held out a bag to me.
I turned it around to see the advertising picture. “Stiles… this is a male costume.”
nodded. “Yep. And it will cover all needed areas.”
stared at him for a moment before shoving the bag back into his chest. “You can
be Robin if you like this costume so much. I’ll be Batman- erm, Batgirl. Hm…” I
walked around the display, Stiles protesting all the while. I just ignored him-
something I’ve gotten rather good at over the years. Finally I came across a
showed it to Stiles. “This one’s not so bad.”
stared at it for a moment. “I guess not.” Then his eyes darted from the bag to
my body and back. “Except for the length, the fitting, the material. On second
thought, I hate it. Pick something else.”
I racked the bag and stomped further down the aisle. “Okay. How about Harley
Quinn?” I pointed to the form-fitting fake-leather tank and pants. “I could put
joking, right?” I looked at him
expectantly, waiting for the rest of his rebuff. “This is worse than the
Batgirl and the Robin costumes combined. No way.”
crossed my arms. “Stiles, you’re not being very fair.”
settled both hands on his hips this time. “Yeah, well, I’m paying for it so I
get a say.”
I continued onto the next superhero aisle, I mumbled, “Yeah, but that doesn’t
mean you get to play dictator.”
quickly recovered, “I said, ‘Look at this Wonder Woman costume.’”
“Y/N I know you are not being serious
because that looks like goddamn underwear.”
I held my hands up in
surrender. “Alright, fine. Chill.” I nudged a Black Widow costume. “All
necessary areas covered. What do you think?”
a little tight.”
“Did you guys find everything okay?”
The man behind the counter greeted us as we set our costumes on the counter.
wonderful, thank you.” Stiles smiled and fished his wallet out. I rolled my
eyes and crossed my arms.
let’s see here… brother and sister?”
awfully nice of your older brother to do this.”
I’ve been told.” I spit through gritted teeth. Stiles beamed.
man realized that I was not in the mood to chit-chat so he began to scan our
bags. “Going as Batman, eh, young man? That one seems to be popular among the
kids these days.” He flipped over my bag and blinked. “And… a nun?”
so guys when you start living on your own slash living at university make sure to lock your room/flat/house doors at night because i didnt and some random girl just walked in on me in my bra as i was trying on my wip poison ivy cosplay and she got an eyeful of yours truly in my underwear, very confused as to why a stranger just walked into my room. it took her a few seconds to register that a) she was in the wrong room b) she was in the wrong flat c) i was in my underwear so queue me being like “ur in the wrong flat omg” while trying to cover myself and her awkwardly retreating and kids that is university life for you and i felt like i was in a goddamn fanfic
EVERYONE PISSED ABOUT THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE CALM YO SHIT
Long-time South Park watcher (I still maintain that it is one of the smartest shows on TV) and long-time Tumblr user, and yes, like many of you, I, too, am one of those ‘social justice’ people. I strongly believe that both sexism and racism are still alive today in more subtle ways and the sexual orientation, despite the claims that we are all accepting, is obviously still a confusing and messy subject for some.
Now, I get that a lot of people are turned off by South Park’s latest episode, Stunning and Brave, thinking it’s mocking people who are defending their rights, thinking it’s the equivalent of dudebro trolls calling a woman a ‘feminazi’ when she is merely stating her point.
I can understand where some of you are coming from, especially for a first time South Park watcher. At first glance, it may seem like they’re mocking Tumblr people and all ‘social warriors’.
But let me ask you this: of the ‘politically correct’ extremists you saw on the show last night…which one of them was actually a POC? Or a woman? Or showed any indications of being anything other than heterosexual?
That was South Park’s point. As a long-time South Park viewer, I can tell you that irony is one of their finest and reoccuring themes. The irony is that sadly, many ‘social justice warriors’ are a lot like the PC fratboys: they say these things to fit in with the social ideals, yet their actions completely contradict their words.
You’ll find a lot of them, in and out of Tumblr. The ‘feminist’ slut-shaming the local popular girl for sleeping with more than two guys. That one guy who preaches about homophobia who will say things like ‘asexual lol that’s not a thing’.
What makes these people unlikeable is the fact that they use social justice as some kind of special pass that justifies their behavior because they have ‘good intentions’.
For example, they harass Kyle, who is a little Jewish boy, for thinking that Caitlyn Jenner is not a hero to him (shout out to Kyle Broflovsky who has literally voiced everything I have thought about the Caitlyn Jenner issue but that’s another story). When Cartman nearly blackmails the PC Principal for sexual abuse, the PC Principal is more focused with connecting Cartman’s words to sexist issues that don’t even make sense than his actions.
The idea was never to piss off people who genuinely want to point out the issues and fix them. It’s the equivalent of a conversation that goes like this:
Someone: I don’t really understand why women don’t like being seen in underwear but are fine with going out in bikinis. What’s the difference.
And someone can either answer…
PC Prinicipal Probably: OMG YOU’RE JUST A STRAIGHT OVERPRIVILEGED WHITE DUDE YOU DON’T GET ANYTHING YOURE JUST A SEXIST HATER THATS WHAT *punches dude in the throat*
Or they could answer…
A Good Feminist: The difference is that when women are in bikinis, they choose to be seen like that, whereas a woman in underwear being seen implies an invasion of privacy.
So you see, kids, South Park was mocking people who would probably answer like the PC Principal. If you are one of those people, then I heavily suggest sorting out your priorities because you can’t preach one thing by just calling everyone stupid. Instead, you’re reinforcing a negative stereotype that portrays us as ape-like extremists. That’s not to say someone who supports these things can’t be angry. But you can’t be unreasonable.
If you need proof that South Park is, in fact, a show that is actually very intelligent when it comes to social issues, take a look at one of my favorite episodes, The Hobbit, where young feminist (and arguably one of the only sane characters along with Kyle) Wendy Testaburger is fighting against photoshopped images giving young girls unrealistic expectations regarding their bodies. Warning: The episode is rather sad, but it does give a brutally realistic ending.
Going back to episodes like this and ‘Starvin Marvin In Space’ also acknowledges the mistreatment of African cultures by missionaries and the irony of Christian education and their colonisation.
Now, let’s all take a deep breath, calm our shits, and go home to fuck our hot wives, K?
It seems like the right time to ask Victoria’s Secret (VS), which she walked in for four years before quitting Angel duties in February 2015. Why did she ditch such a big money gig (VS contracts can be worth millions of dollars) which co-starred some of her best buddies? ‘I don’t want to be too clean cut, and I don’t want to be what people think I should be or expect me to be. I didn’t necessarily feel like I was being entirely true to myself being in underwear all the time.’
I just had a wild crazy thought of an underwear model AU for percabeth. Like Percy is the model and annabeth the photographer. (Basically anything that lets me imagine Percy shirtless is 💯) 😂😂
lol girl I feel that deeply. It would probably be swimsuits tho cause I can’t see him being an underwear model. But like………Percy in swim trunks that hang low on his hips in a tropical location?? And he’s probably at least a little wet???? g i r l 🙏🏾 Annabeth would be suffering and living at the same time
Zach talks about going to the Honda Classic two years ago, seeing Tiger Woods, getting autographs for Pizzle, and nearly getting kicked out for heckling golfers.
“The ball lands like right behind me… I could see Rickie Fowler’s like underwear lines. It’s just like, being that close and like watching them hit the ball is like the craziest thing in the world.” 😂😝