I think I’ve waited long enough to intro and since SOMEONE (not naming names) publicly called me out for not doing so, here I am.
My name is Pat and there’s an Instagram account dedicated to pictures of me and statues. I do loud annoying noises for a band called The Maine (we’re emo and boring but some guy called Harry Styles likes us so?????) I like weird socks, cacti, and socks with cacti on them. Uhhhh, Jack is my best friend and braids my hair a lot so there’s that.
Not sure what else to say. If you wanna chit chat about the universe (or Beach Weather, see what I did there? 😉) get at me on gh @ firstname.lastname@example.org