i like a band called the maine

I think I’ve waited long enough to intro and since SOMEONE (not naming names) publicly called me out for not doing so, here I am.

My name is Pat and there’s an Instagram account dedicated to pictures of me and statues. I do loud annoying noises for a band called The Maine (we’re emo and boring but some guy called Harry Styles likes us so?????) I like weird socks, cacti, and socks with cacti on them. Uhhhh, Jack is my best friend and braids my hair a lot so there’s that.

Not sure what else to say. If you wanna chit chat about the universe (or Beach Weather, see what I did there? 😉) get at me on gh @ kat.pirch@gmail.com

modern soc au


  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee


  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 


  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings


  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 


  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib


  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s


  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”

I know next to no one will see this post, and the few people who do see it will already be aware of this fact, but that one gif of the guy picking a leaf out of the air and biting it

yeah that one. It’s from an anime series called Macross 7, the first direct television sequel to the original Super Dimension Fortress Macross if I recall correctly. And I want everyone to know that, because that up there isn’t even the weirdest thing to happen in that show.

Just, fuckin, look at that! That’s the kind of style today’s anime just doesn’t have!

So, besides just being a fucking weird series in general, it is about a rock band called Fire Bomber that live on an intergalactic space colony and pilot transformable mecha using their instruments. Specifically, the main character, Nekki Basara, pilots his mech with an electric guitar. I’m serious.

Over the course of the story their primary goals are to a.) get signed to a record label while also retaining their artistic integrity as musicians and b.)  defend their colony from an invading species of mecha piloting alien space vampires using the power of ROCK! And I mean that literally btw. Basara is a pacifist, like an actual pacifist, he hates fighting and killing needlessly and will not do so unless there is literally no other options available and even then will do everything he can to avoid it. (So, like, Kira Yamato if he wasn’t a total bitch. And played guitar.) And their music is the only thing that hurts the space vampires without killing them(I think, kinda going by memory right now). 

So, yeah. Macross 7 is a very good show and I highly recommend that everyone watches it. 

Summer Nights. {Rowaelin AU}

Okay. This is my end of a prompt exchange with @throne-of-ashes-and-beauty​ (read her end HERE), and follows the prompt: “The fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the apartment next door is standing next to me in his underwear,” with a Rowaelin pairing. It may not be my best work, but I think we can all agree that this gives us major Rowaelin feels.

Are we the only ones that picture Rowan as a boxer-brief guy?

Originally posted by heartsnmagic

Aelin thought she was still dreaming when she heard the fire alarm, but her eyes opened to find the terrible truth: it was real. To her dismay, she rose from her bed, groggy and annoyed, and slipped on her flip flops before grabbing her phone off her nightstand and running out the door.

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An Unattractive Trait

* Lin × Reader
* Modern rpf
* Requested by anonymous
* Request: Reader cheats on Lin with Daveed and they think he doesn’t know until he’s going and he glared at them and just fucking screams “whatever the HELL YOU WERE DOING IN MONTICELLO!” but like ends with fluff.

A/N: Well this one just…happened. the ideas kept coming and didn’t stop so I wrote it. I did change the request a bit, like I put in my answer to the request. It’s just…I’ve had three people I care about cheated on, one of them was my own sister. And she told me how awful it felt, how she spent time questioning why she wasn’t good enough. It hurts. That’s my problem with it. I hope you guys understand that. And, as always, I hope you enjoy this story.

Word Count: 4,132


"Just try.” Daveed urged you.

“No.” You shot back.

“Do it.” He said from the other side of your couch. He kicked you slightly for emphasis.

“Dammit Diggs. No.” You said, leaving no room for argument. Still, Daveed found room for his argument.

“Look Y/N, you want to work Broadway? Here’s your chance. I’m not telling you to audition for a lead, try for ensemble. You got skill and a damn good shot of getting in.” He said. “And the writer is a good guy.” He tacked on. “And single.” He smirked at you.

“Are you trying to get me a job or laid?” You asked him.

He shrugged, his smirk still in place. “Either one.” He paused and his smirk grew. “Or both.” You threw a decorative pillow at him.

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Broken Memories

Originally posted by sunrisebyday6

[ jae ]


word count; 1.8k  

genre; angst  

summary - memories are brought back to the surface, causing old feelings to arise until something unexpected happens  

the times we had together  

our dear memories 

- letting go 

 [ your pov ]

Your life for the past few months has been hectic, particularly with your career. You felt like you hadn’t even had the time to breathe. You would roll out of bed in the early hours of the morning to make it into the office, before flopping back into bed in the late hours of the night. You didn’t mind though, since you loved your job and you lived alone so it wasn’t like you had anything else. 

Luckily, you managed to get a few days break from work and you decided to spend your time clearing out your small apartment. Although cleaning may seem like a boring way to spend some of your free time, you didn’t mind so much. You had to. Your place was a mess - not just stacks of papers, empty cups or clothes strewn on the floor - it was a proper mess. You just didn’t have the time to clean due to work, but now you had the opportunity. You had to have a proper clear out, get rid of stuff and clean thoroughly. You knew the rewarded feeling you would have once your home looked neat and tidy again. 

You had plenty of time since you made plans to meet a friend for lunch later on that afternoon. You got changed into some old clothes and blasted music throughout your home before starting your task.

 After dumping a lot of old stuff you didn’t use anymore, you decided to clear out some old boxes. You pulled them down from the very top of the bookcase in your room. You opened the lid of the biggest box, causing your heart to jump. There in the box was endless amount of memories. You and him. You and Jae.

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Okay guys, it’s been less than 6 months since my shenanigans started rolling onto your dashes and now 400 of you want to see my shit apparently. I don’t know what to say at this point, usually there’s a point where the flow of followers kinda just starts to stop coming, but you guys just keep coming. I can’t thank all my partners enough for coming and wanting to write with me even when I’m slow as hell and even those who just want to read my stuff, thanks for the support!

As usual I’m putting it under a cut because it gets LOOOOOOONG. If I forget one of you it’s not on purpose, i love you too. 

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Don't Even Try It
Don't Even Try It

Okay so Disney made this movie in 2004 called “Pixel Perfect,” and in that movie, the main group is a band called the Zettabytes and Roscoe is their stage man and he makes them a holographic lead singer. Well, when they try out for a gig at this teens-only club, another band (which is like three girls dancing like a boyband) called the Moist Towelettes does this song, and we hear it about twice in the movie for probably 10 seconds.

I bought the CD soundtrack so I could have the Zettabytes’ songs in full length, but they actually had an entire song for the Moist Towelettes. They recorded a full-length song for a band that wasn’t even a main component of the movie. I gave it a listen and holy shit this song is great.

Imagine TLC’s “No Scrubs” and N*Sync’s “Bye Bye Bye” put together. That’s what this song is. IT’S AMAZING AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO IT.

hey, you guys. i know it’s been a minute since i came on here, and i feel terrible about that, but i hope your year has at least been manageable, and hopefully even fun. i’m thinking of you.

i took a few months off at the beginning of this year, which was so great - i did a bunch of swimming and driving around and being salty - and now i’m just getting into making the next body of work, which is very exciting and scary but SO VALIDATING (i also went to a wild beautiful fashawwn ball last night which maybe i’ll elaborate on in another post).

the other day i was in the studio with some new friends, and i asked them which one song they would send into space, to live on forever, if they had to. one said ‘perfect day’ by lou reed (a song which i heard when i was thirteen in passing somewhere, then went home and sat in front of my family’s desktop computer listening to, and cried my eyes out) and someone else said ‘god only knows’ by the beach boys, also in my top 5, so complex and kind of bittersweet and happy, also a good choice. and i thought about it for a while, thought about talking heads and fleetwood mac and nina simone, but the song that came out of my mouth was ‘dancing on my own’ by robyn. this song, to me, is perfect. it’s happy and sad, fiery and independent but vulnerable and small, joyous even when a heart is breaking. every line is perfect, how that second verse (“stilettos and broken bottles / i’m spinning around in circles”) stumbles perfectly into that bridge (”the lights go on, the music dies / …i just came to say goodbye”), and final chorus. it’s just perfect. we put it on right there in the studio, and i was up out of my seat dancing with my eyes screwed shut, and my hands up around my ears, and we looked into each other’s eyes and sang the words, and i could feel something hot and teary in the back of my throat just from FEELING so much at once. and i think it was then when i realized i’m going to be in love with music for the rest of my life. it’s going to be the most important friendship i’ll ever have. i’ll never, ever leave it alone, because you can’t leave alone something like that, something that makes you weep alone on aeroplanes or jolts you out of a chair and shatters your face with a big toothy smile. i think that’s a cool, intense revelation to have, going into your second record. first records are like meeting someone and feeling that need to do everything, just in case for whatever reason, you run out of time, or they stop feeling the same way as you. i feel much calmer, more comfortable in my love of doing this, and its apparent love of me, this time around. so there’s that.  

the main reason i was inspired to write to you today came from googling a picture of britney taken by david lachapelle, and stumbling across this website called one week // one band. they had this incredibly thoughtful collection of quotes and ideas regarding this photo. out of morbid curiosity, i typed in my own name to have a look at what people were saying. and you guys, i have been sitting here for almost an hour fluttering my hand against my chest and making these tiny high-pitched sounds, because how i was written about, how pure heroine was written about, was remarkable in its attention to detail and flow in these songs. i make music for you guys, as you know, and to read these interpretations of the songs that were so nuanced and so much smarter than anything i’d read from an adult journalist (i believe the author of these wonderful pieces is a touch younger than me) was so inspiring for me. these pieces of writing are like a map to this record, and this (dare i say it bleugh) era. they should be packaged with my record, for goodness’ sake. they’re brilliant. you can find the author, sophia, at http://nyogu.tumblr.com/, and the pieces on my work at http://oneweekoneband.tumblr.com/tagged/lorde/chrono

and i guess that’s it for now. sending so much love to you all. thank you for loving and living inside my music. know that i’m taking my time to make the new stuff as good as i can. know that music is still making my heart skip every day. can’t wait to hang out soon. love you. xxx L

characters who liked/loved driveshaft

  • daniel (loved them so much he asked his dad to get the band for him so they could all play a classical/pop-rock fusion concert. dan is rich & weird)
  • locke (owned both their albums and was happy when recognised charlie)
  • naomi (happily told charlie about the driveshaft revival. naomi is from manchester too and the band went big there first, with actual good music so it figures that she doesn’t have negative connotations with the band)
  • kate (when charlie made her realise who he was, she was impressed and happy. note the excited smile on her face when charlie sings to jack)

characters who disliked/hated driveshaft

  • desmond (”it’s alright for what it is” translates into “this is shit but i’m being paid to be nice to you”. the sad thing is charlie takes this as praise)
  • hurley (showed no enjoyment for the music and agreed when his friend garth called them “suckshaft”)
  • jack (unphased/annoyed by the aforementioned singing. the look on his face tells me he’d never heard driveshaft before. this makes sense as jack is canonically into classic rock, not pop rock trying to be punk rock)

it saddens me bastille doesn’t want to be political for their third album like its one of the main reasons wild world is my favorite album my favorite era

especially in the age of tr*mp, in the age of far right populists in europe, we need artists to be critical. bastille was able to do that in such a beautiful way on wild world, plus other shit.

real life /is/ more fucked up than fiction. and i need bastille to call that out in every song. i don’t need soundtrack to some twin peaks episode bastille, i need the bastille soundtrack to when i spark the political revolution. that’s my band.

#21 - For anonymous

Filling the prompt “hii love could you possibly write one where van and the reader start off as friends and the reader confesses her love for him under the stars xx”

You met Van and Benji in high school. You didn’t know who they were, and when they sat down in the chairs at your table in the library you were a little confused, but mostly uninterested. You looked up over your book at them, then back down. They seemed offended.

“Told ya she doesn’t know who we are,” the fuzzy haired one said. You would have laughed out loud, but you were trying to not engage.

“Hi Y/N,” the other one said. He had a bad haircut and his two front teeth were rabbit-like. You looked back up over your book. “Um, you’re the girl that records the school band and choir and shit, yeah?”

Yes. He was right. Most people stayed pretty clear of you. You were kind of a loner, which would have made you a target, but because the school needed your excellent audio/visual skills they upped the protection. You spent most of your time between the library and the sound lab.

Both boys continued to look at you. You shrugged and raised an eyebrow.

“Cool! So, uh, we’re in a band,” Bad Haircut said. You rolled your eyes. Here we go. “No! Don’t roll ya eyes, love,” Love?! Really. “We want to record a demo to send off to the record companies and stuff, and we were hopin’ you’d help!” He did sound very hopeful. You lowered the book and looked at them.

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anonymous asked:

I don't understand the may thing can you explain babe?

Yes! haha ok it’s a meme born on tumblr some years ago. Comes from a song called “It’s Gonna Be Me”  by the boy band N Sync whose main singer Justin Timberlake used to sing the chorus and pronounce the last word “me” in a way that sounds like MAY…

The whole thing sounds like he says “It’s gonna be MAY” hahaha.

So I saw Sing on Netflix today!! What a CUTE movie!! It inspired me to draw my main oc trio as an auditioning band in Sing for fun! They’d be a 80s Synth pop band called Triple 80s. I took inspo from my fave animated band Savlonic, their music would sound a lot like this ! Kiwi (the cat) is the main vocals, Chet (doggo) is back up vocals and keytaur, and Natalie is also back up vocals and drums! 

anonymous asked:

I honest to whatever higher power is out there, do not understand how anyone can take Liam's very lame 'dragging' as anything serious. '1D didn't have a slogan, and clearly that's what every celebrity needs, because Zayn left because we didn't have one. Never mind the fact he doesn't have a slogan now... Or that bands nor celebrities actually have slogans... And slogans are typically only used by brands and businessnes. Ahem' Like have people forgotten what a slogan is?

Two things:

1. I called it for what it is: SHADE.

2. I have already said Liam is second disliked, only behind Zayn, and this fandom is dumb af. People think they are woke but as more and more happens, confirming what I’ve said from the start of this hot mess with Zayn “quitting” and Zouis being the main targets while 1DHQ’s main objective has BLATANTLY been damaging the 1D brand - and BG wasn’t cause Louis was gonna be free of them, hello Louis staying with Simon (re: my tag about Louis being Simon Jr.) and Zayn’s “new” team sabotaging his music career while pushing the fashion angle, and while Liam’s debut solo single drops in charta because all he talks about is Cheryl and Bear, I am more than vindicated and people should stop denying the obviousness of this situation. AIN’T NO ONE FREE. The only thing the boys have is shade. So pick up what they are not-so-subtly droping or buy the official narrative far from my blog.

Hello, all! I guess it’s time for me to introduce myself, so here we go. My name is Pat and I do the loud crashing noises for this emo band called The Maine. Don’t believe anything that the other guys in my band say, I’m definitely the cutest one out of us all. I spend my spare time trying to cook, trying to find good places to get tea, and looking at the sky to have an existential crisis. I liked space a lot though, it baffles me. If I wasn’t in a band, I would be trying to scam my way into working at NASA, despite not having any of the skills or knowledge needed. 

If you want to know more, get at me @ kat.pirch@gmail.com

I’m still the same old me, that’s all I’ll ever be

Supernatural 12x17, “The British Invasion,” and 12x18, “The Memory Remains.”

Two episodes about legacies, two episodes about how our actions can shape the future. Two episodes about making connections and breaking them. And irony. Don’t forget the irony. That’s key!

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I know ‘Just One Yesterday’ featured Foxes *great song* but for purpose of fic y/n and Patrick sing it :)

Age Is Just A Number (Patrick Stump - Fall Out Boy)

Word Count: 1,688


You were beyond excited when you got an email off Pete Wentz asking you to feature on Fall Out Boy’s new album. You would be singing with Patrick, who was one of your biggest inspirations and who you happened to have a tiny crush on. Yes you were 21 and he was in his early 30’s but you were mature for your age and wanted him to secretly fall for you.

The song was called ‘Just One Yesterday’ and would feature on their Save Rock and Roll album. Pete had sent you the lyrics and you were in love with the song and couldn’t wait to record your part. However you were bummed to find that you’d be recording separately from Patrick, because he lived in LA and you lived in London.

The day of the recording session came around faster than you expected. Pete had Skyped with you the night before to make some changes to the lyrics. He also said he had a surprise waiting for you at the recording studio before hanging up with a smirk. You hated surprises and wondered what Pete had in store for you.


I’d been unable to record my part for the song in our LA studio because there were sound problems with the equipment. So Pete decided to ship me off to London to record at the same time as y/n.

y/n was the lead singer of a new British pop rock band y/band/n and they were taking the internet by storm so Pete wanted to get them on one of our tracks. Her voice was hypnotic and she could do stuff with her vocals I’d never heard anyone do before. But I had to calm my excitement because I was a lot older than her.

On the plane over I watched interviews her and the band had done and she came across as very mature which took me by surprise. I also got my hopes up when she mentioned she liked dating older guys. And when the interviewer asked her why she responded with ‘age is just a number, if two people like each other and get on then why shouldn’t they be allowed to date. If I want to kiss an older guy then I’m going to kiss him and ignore the age haters.’

This had prompted the bands followers who called themselves ‘warriors’ after the bands first number one single to go on Tumblr and start shipping her with older musicians. I discovered that I was her number 1, Vic Fuentes was second and Jack Barakat was third. In an interview y/n called me one of her main inspirations and that she may or may not have a small crush on me.

Once in London I dropped my stuff at the hotel and made my way to the studio. Luckily I went by unnoticed because it was raining; I just wanted to be in the same room as y/n already.

y/n was already there lying on one of the sofas while the producer talked her ear off. She’d coloured her hair a dark blue with green streaks which made her pale skin even paler but she looked amazing. I pushed open the door and cleared my throat causing the two to look at me, the producer smiled while y/n looked shocked by my presence. Obviously no one had told her that I was coming.

‘Patrick glad you could make it, I was just telling y/n what was going to happen today. Have you two met before?’

I shook my head at the same time as y/n. She stood up and I noticed she was wearing Vans instead of her usual heeled boots which made her the same height as me. She normally was an inch smaller than me which was perfect because I couldn’t find a girl who wasn’t at least a few good inches on me.

‘I’m so glad I finally get to meet you Patrick. I’m sorry about my fans on Tumblr. Also I guess you were the surprise Pete told me about last night.’

She blushed slightly but quickly recomposed herself. I couldn’t help but smile.

‘I’m perfectly fine with being ‘shipped’ as the young ones call it. I beat a lot of my friends which made me happy.’

‘Okay you two enough talk, now get in that booth and let’s make some great music.’

y/n rolled her eyes at the producers eagerness as she made her way into the booth first, however I caught the guy checking her out in her tight skinny jeans. He was even older than me and I felt like I needed to protect y/n from sleazy men like him.

y/n recorded her solo parts and I was transfixed on the way the words left those perfect lips of hers. Why did she have this power over me? Yes I’d been single for a while but I couldn’t possibly make a move on someone so young.

‘Was that okay guys?’

y/n walked out of the booth and I clapped for her, she giggled and bowed.

‘Wow y/n I’ve never heard someone with a voice like yours. Now I had to follow that.’

She smiled and placed a hand on my shoulder, the touch sent a spark across my body.

‘Show me what you’ve got Stump.’

I didn’t think she meant the words to come across as teasing but I was getting more turned on by the second.


Patrick had an amazing voice no one could compete with. He put so much passion into the way he sung the words, you wanted to be able to do that as good one day but you were still pretty young and learning. It was safe to say that Patrick’s voice turned you on and you didn’t know how you were going to control yourself when you were in the booth together.

‘Good Patrick, no y/n get in there so we can wrap the song up.’

The producer bought you out of your thoughts and you shuffled into the booth next to Patrick who shot you a warm smile.

‘I think this is going to be the best song on the album y/n.’

‘Haha yeah hopefully Patrick.’

You ran your hand through your hair before putting on the headphones. Patrick had an unreadable expression behind his eyes which intrigued you because normally you could read people like a book.

You were shocked at how well the two of you harmonised together, this was your first time singing together but it felt like the two of you had been singing for much longer. You hoped you got to work with Patrick and Fall Out Boy again in the future.

The producer called an end and Patrick and you removed your headphones at the same time.

‘Wow y/n we sounded great. You were great.’

You felt yourself blushing again; you playfully shoved Patrick before shooting him a lopsided smile.

‘I was nothing compared to you Patrick. Why do you have to be so damn good? Is it the fedora?’

Patrick threw his head back and laughed before picking up the fedora next to him. He placed it on top of your head and you realised just how close the two of you were. You could easily lean in and kiss him if you wanted to.

‘Damn it suits you better than me y/n. Now you have the source of all my musical ability.’

You laughed and leaned in slightly; Patrick raised his eyebrows but also leant in. Next thing you know he’s grabbed your chin and his lips crash down on yours. You were surprised for a few seconds before you parted your lips and let his tongue enter. You didn’t realise how turned on you were by this rough side of Patrick but before either of you could take it further he pulled away with a look of horror on his face.

‘Oh my god I’m sorry y/n.’

He all but ran out of the booth. What was he sorry for? Was it the age difference? You touched your lips and they tingled from his kiss. You wanted Patrick, you needed to find him and tell him that he had nothing to be sorry about.


I stormed out of the studio through the back exit. How could I have been so stupid as to kiss y/n? She was just over ten years younger than me. But she did kiss back. Her band was just starting off and didn’t need hate from my fans about the age difference.

I needed to get back to LA and as far away from y/n as possible. I needed to forget her enticing lips and hypnotic voice.


I froze as y/n shouted my name behind me. I reluctantly turned around expecting her to slap me or something but no slap came. Instead she threw her arms around my neck and kissed me again, this time with more passion than the last one, I felt a strong pull to her and found myself kissing her back. After a couple of minutes we both pulled back from each other and y/n smiled at me.

‘I know that kiss meant something to you Patrick, it meant something to me. You don’t have to be sorry.’

I shook my head.

‘Your band doesn’t need hate if anything was to happen between us.’

y/n shook her head and I saw determination in her eyes.

‘Age is just a number Patrick. I like you and you like me so screw the haters. We could always keep it a secret and see where this goes. The fans don’t need to know straight away.’

I chewed my lip, y/n was very mature for her age and her suggestion about keeping us a secret until we both knew it was going to work out made sense. I just wanted to be able to call her mine.

‘Okay y/n but I’m going to kiss you now.’

‘Show me what you’ve got Stump.’

y/n winked. Okay now she was teasing, this girl was going to be the death of me.