Sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.
Am scared shelter cat but love my mama. Mama has a mean ex boyfriend. I no lieks him. He was visiting and I was hiding on closet. He pulled mamas hair and she yelled. I jumped on his head and clawed him. My mama! No touch! People say cats don't protect but I do! Mama promises he won't come anymore. Listen to cat! Cat always knows!