i left the stove on

Anthony: Damn, I look good

Pippa: Damn, I look hot

Renee: Damn, look at me killing it over here

Jasmine: Damn, I’m majestic 

Leslie: asldhgapwiouehsd

Chris: Damn, I left the stove on 

Oak: Damn, Leslie’s leg is cool

Daveed: *Micheal Jackson voice* OW

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Chapter 7: Episode 9

           As we drew closer, my mind raced, my heart beat faster, and not in that happy serotonin-laced adrenaline way, but the panicked kind. The sort of fight-or-flight response you get in an unfamiliar and frightening new situation.

           I quickly pulled away. “Oh I-I just remembered… I… left the stove on?”

           He stared at me for a long moment and then laughed. “You’re so difficult.”

           I continued chewing on my lip, tapping my fingers in no certain rhythm against my thigh. Did we almost…? Not good. I tried to look anywhere but straight at him, but guilt drove me to it. “I’m sorry, Roen.”

           “It’s alright. Maybe next time.”

           Next time…

[End of Chapter 9]

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kpop-infiresme  asked:

Hon, no. You gotta take that rose back that you gave to Jungkook because I see you eyeing Yoongi there 👀👀 you don't fool anyone..... But that's none of my business *sips tea*

Ah..,,,,, aha ha…..,,,,,,,,, ahaha ah,,,haha hA,,,,, pffffft yoongi??? 😅 I um- wow would u look at that I think I left the stove on gotTA BLAST

Well I guess I deserved that.

I made a pan of Yorkshire puddings and left them sitting on the stove.  A mouse managed to get a whole entire one out of the muffin pan and ate half of it…

Quotes for the signs from my Journal
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> "We planted a herb garden together and he rested his dirt covered hands on my thighs and I felt like sunshine was busting from my face and my chest."<p/><b>Taurus:</b> "She plays with her emotions, playing pouty on an afternoon walk, it won't be long until she's in stiletto pumps."<p/><b>Gemini:</b> "We listen to the memories and whispers of our past selves, but we aren't really them anymore, we grow into other people."<p/><b>Cancer:</b> "You made my cheeks rosy and sore, like sweaty strawberries on a hot summer afternoon, you have my blush in galore."<p/><b>Leo:</b> "I sip liquid bravery only to remember I left rose water on the stove, I wonder if I called you would you come, or no?"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> "What if we were made with no shoulders to cry on? Would we cry less or live longer?"<p/><b>Libra:</b> "If I could I would burrow into your side, only coming out when you pet me, but inside you I would hide."<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> "We slept hard and like heathens, I love that I can hog the bed and he still let's me squeeze him."<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> "She broke her back trying to be someone she wasn't, I wonder if that's why she still sometimes loves him."<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> "Pretty girls with evil thoughts, that's the club he said I would be in, if I were into that sort of stuff."<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> "Not a soul could sleep the rest of the night, not with all the cherry filling stickying up the street."<p/><b>Pisces:</b> "I drown myself in all these mixed emotions floating in my drink, I wonder if he dropped my heart in, if it would float or sink."<p/></p>

i’m pretty sure the biggest sign i’m an adult is that some1 left the stove on with the kettle boiling in my house and i heard it and i was like ‘don’t fucking’ and then got up and turned it off

find-the-art-in-earth  asked:

*Taps on window for a bit before noticing Carl went into the basement. Walks into the house and feeds the crow.* "I wonder if he's going to use my suggestion for the crow's name? Oh well." *Notices that Carl left the stove on. I turn it off and leaves the house.*

“Huh. I guess I did turn the stove off. That’s one disaster avoided.”

(( You good Samaritan, you. ))

obsidianapanthera  asked:

" You're about as amazing as a moldy piece of cornbread left under the stove, which is precisely how I'd describe you-- Cold, old and so very full of Mold. "

And only you can get away with such cheap trickery of the tongue my little feline friend. That’s one thing I’ve always liked about you.. is that you don’t fail to speak the truth, to me that is.~”

What OCD is...

That feeling of “Oh, shit, I left the stove on” is an intrusive thought; an “Obsessive” thought.

Checking the stove to ensure it’s off is a “Compulsive” action.

The definition of a Disorder is “a mental or behavioral pattern that causes either suffering or a poor ability to function in ordinary life”.

“OCD” is NOT a joke. It is not something to be used interchangeably to describe cleanliness, order, exact quantities, or sorting your fucking m&ms by colour.

  • Charming: OK. We need a plan. As long as we're down here, we--
  • Henry: Shhh.
  • Charming: What?
  • Henry: Did you feel that?
  • Snow: Feel what?
  • Henry: A disturbance in my family tree.
  • Emma: Seriously guys? Again?
  • Henry: No, not them. It's not on your side.
  • Gold:
  • Henry:
  • Gold:
  • Gold: Would you believe I suddenly have to leave because I left a pot on the stove?
  • Hook: More like a bun in the oven. Up top, Dave!