i left my flash drive at work

{ five’s company // ch. 12 }

a/n: come yell at me lol

t/w: jefferson inappropriately touches the reader. no smut though.

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twelve.

Maria wasn’t really talking to you. You understood why. If she was doing something that would hurt Eliza, you’d probably ignore her too. Her silence just reminded you of how much you had messed up. 

Seeing him once was one thing. Going back continuously was another thing. 

Nothing felt right. Even though you had an established pattern–wake up, go to work, come home–you hadn’t really talked to your boys in what felt like weeks. 

Your most important relationship was slipping from in between your fingertips. You were trying to salvage it. You were trying to pick up the pieces as they fell, but when the shards cut you, you pulled back. It hurt you so. 

There were moments when you purposefully came home later than usual, hoping the boys had fallen asleep already or that maybe they decided to work a little later. It rarely ever happened that way. Whenever you weren’t really in the mood to see them, they just always seemed to be around. 

It wasn’t that you didn’t like seeing them. You did. You still loved them. You were sure that they were yours. But even that didn’t feel for certain. 

You just couldn’t ignore the tension that was there. It didn’t feel the same anymore. You considered telling them what had happened, but each time never seemed like the right time. 

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list of aus i really need to see written:

  • i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
  • my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
  • you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 
  • i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
  • this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
  • it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
  • my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
  • look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
I hate myself so much right now

I lost my flash drive that had my paint tool sai program, a whole BUNCH of work in progress, AND many pictures!!!

I’m so pissed off!! I can’t remember where I left it! I destroyed my room and still can’t find it! Aaaahhhh D:<

Writing Master post V3 -OTP/ Au Edition-

Who:
-Hogs the blanket
-Cuts the others hair
-Makes coffee for the other every morning
-Picks up the pizza
-Likes their music on full volume
-Complains about the crumbs on the bed
-Is ticklish
-Sings and which one plays the music
-Proposes
-Put the peeps in the microwave
-Forgot to put the cat outside before sex
-Posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
-Breaks the most phones
-Dies first
-Would be lactose intolerant
-Thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
-Is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
-Uses the computer most
-Wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other
-Excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning
-Holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads
-Sets up the Christmas lights and who holds the ladder
-Gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real
-Bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real
-Placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible
-Cooks normally?
-Starts the fights
-Is more likely to pay for dinner?
-Remembers things?
-Cusses more?

Imagine:
- Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things.

-Getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together

-Curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap TV that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed

-Hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks

-Going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment

-Getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space

-Standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again

-Multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry

-Multilingual characters slipping into their mother tongue when they hey drink or are to tired/lazy to bother with the mental acrobatics of speaking the common tongue

-Getting drunk and cooking together.

AUs:

-Meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room
-Monopoly night
-Pointing guns at each other, tears in their eyes, because they’re both commissioned to kill.
-Commiserating on a night shift at McDonald
-You were the only one that offered to help me move in
-Marching band
-Sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners
-Working in a museum
-Panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights
-The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn 
-I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbor standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake 
-My neighbor has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs 
-Someone keeps stealing my doormat 
-My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders 
-I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! 
-The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! 
-My neighbor’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment
-The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra
-Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train  
-Always in front of me in line for the coffee shop with a ridiculous order that takes forever to make  
-“I moved into the apartment next door and it’s 100% haunted please let me crash here for the night”  
-“I may or may not have robbed a bank just now and please help me get away I’ll repay you in sexual favors and also cash”  
-Neighbor who’s way too enthusiastic about LOTR soundtracks  
-That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close  
-“I don’t know you but you were at that party last night and long story short I now have your name tattooed on my ass”  
-“Could you please move your bed a little further from the wall I’m trying to work”
-“My friends dared me to go on this roller coaster but now that we’re at the top it looks way too scary and hello hot person sitting next to me (careful i might puke)”  
-“I was trying to take a sneaky picture of you because i told my friend about the hot guy on the train and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward”  
-“That is a hideous shirt you should totally just take it off”
-“That asshole stole my song at karaoke night”  
-Met on the fire escape outside the apartment for smokes  
-Ice hockey rival teams  
-Hot lifeguard  
-“you were rollerblading across the street and i almost hit you with my car but holy shit you look really hot in leg warmers”
 -“we’re rival superheroes in a city that really doesn’t need any in the first place”  
-“we’re next door neighbors in an apartment building with really thin walls and we talk a lot but we’ve never seen each other in person”  
-“alternately, we’re next door neighbors and we scream at each other through the walls and the landlord demanded we work it out and holy shit i would’ve never guessed you were this hot”  
-“you’re a flute player and I’m a percussionist and our love is forbidden”  
-“I’m a hospital nurse and you’re on drugs and you won’t stop flirting with me”
-“we both have insanely drunk friends at this party and they’re making out and hey we could just follow their example”  
-“i follow you on tumblr and i have a huge crush on you and I’m pretty sure i ran into you in a coffee shop what do i do”  
-“you’re the lead in the school play and you keep glancing at me when you’re singing to the love interest”  
-“we’re both single riders on a super intense roller coaster and we somehow ended up holding hands, do you maybe wanna get some ice cream”  
 -“I’m the newspaper person and i accidentally nailed you in the face with a paper when you were opening your door, of course i would love to come in for coffee”
 -“we’re the only people at party city working on Halloween and you look really hot in that costume wanna make out in the back”
-I got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night  
-my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
-you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????
-i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
-This really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
-it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but some PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
-my best mate somehow fucked up my TV and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no live stream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your TV i promise I’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
-look I’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
-“we’re in the same art class and I’m awesome, but you’re not and you’re failing and you need help so I guess I’ll tutor you”
-“I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m embarrassed”
-“we’re playing the same music quartet and you keep glaring at me from across the set-up and I don’t know why”
-“I’m a jeweler and you always come in to buy stuff so I assume you have you have a significant other and don’t hit on you, but it turns out you’re just really nice to your mom”
-“you’re a delivery person and why do you always order so much STUFF”
-“I work at Starbucks and you come in so often that I know your daily order and write encouraging notes on your cup”
-“I work at a sex toy shop and you come in frequently so I assume you have a significant other, but you just like coming in to make fun of how weird the toys are”
-“you work at a museum and I like to come by a lot in my free time and wait why do you seem to follow me around from exhibit to exhibit”
-“we both like walking in the park at night and I think you’re a stalker so I accidentally attack you and give you a black eye sorry”
-“we met through mutual friends and you call me a different name but I don’t have the heart to correct you”
-“you work at a botanical garden and when I go, I get stung by a bee and have an allergic reaction and you accompany me to the hospital because no one else will”
-“I’m a bartender and I have to cut you off after a certain amount because you’re drinking to forget your ex and I end up calling you a cab”
-“you’re dressed as the Easter bunny at our town’s Easter egg hunt and I take my younger sibling, but she’s afraid of people in costumes and you accidentally make her cry and you take off the bunny head to apologize and hey you’re kinda cute”
-“you were a child actor in that one TV show that I can’t remember the name of and I can’t stop staring at you I’m so sorry I’m just trying to figure this out”
-“we follow each other on instagram but don’t know each other that well and I was snooping through and liked a picture from 176 weeks ago oh god”
-“we live in adjacent apartments and the walls are really thin, so I hear you sing every morning in the shower at 6:30 and you’re actually really good and I stand next to the wall and sing the next lyric just to see what would happen”
-“we live in the same apartment complex and I accidentally leave my laundry in the washer for a minute too long and you decide to take out all my wet clothes to put in yours just as I walk in”
-“I work in a grocery store and I’m putting new items on the shelf in the refrigerated section and just as I’m putting a new carton of milk on the shelf, you reach in and our hands touch”  
-FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST
-I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
-One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview
-I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
-We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
-We took each others underwear from the laundromat by mistake
-I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake
-We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
-“I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…”
-We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date
-We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
-You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer
-You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
-Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room
-We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Zaire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?
-We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet
-We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?

-‘I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the frick is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night’

-‘I’m an Ikea employee and every day for the last week I’ve had to ask you to leave the store because you keep coming in and sleeping in the beds seriously are you homeless or something I can call a shelter’

-'I don’t know who you are but we keep running into each other on the street and getting into screaming arguments over the stupidest things and I’m actually looking forward to our next meeting because you’re annoying as hell but gdi you’re hot as frick and its kind of fun to argue with you’

-'I’m in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and I noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the frick’

-'Last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us’

-'Last night was supposed to be a one night stand but we drunkenly got each others names tattooed on each others ass cheeks so now its kind of hard to forget you’

- 'you found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and I don’t want to tell you I was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and I don’t want to go to jail and also you’re kind of cute we should make out when I’m not clinging onto your window ledge for my life’

-Little bruises and cuts that show up are actually little injuries that happened to your soul mate
-Being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead
-Rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong
-Drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension”
-“Are we both robbing the same house oh fuck”
-Growing up together in a rough neighborhood
-Mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues
-Where everybody is born with heterochromia

Other:

-a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting.

-a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

-what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

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Request: Please :) Imagine getting ditched in a corn maze by your friends and hooking up with ___ who is has also been separated from his/her friends. (TRASH FOR OCTOBER/FALL FESTIVITIES!) My go to is Harry but I left it blank because I wanted you to pick. Thank you!

Travelling half way between Star City and Central City really wasn’t something you had planned to do that day, but when even Oliver Queen is on board for a social outing, there really isn’t that much you can do to argue. The route was more than somewhat familiar, but then, working with both team Flash and team Arrow had meant more than the occasional drive between the two cities. What you were less familiar with, however, was actually stopping along the way.

Things had actually been going pretty well when you first arrived at the corn maze, in fact, you were even open to the idea that maybe, just maybe, Felicity was right, and it would be a good team building exercise. But that was all before…

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This was very hard to post just because I can’t believe I even let myself get so out of shape, but for your reading enjoyment: My “Transformation Tuesday”

The picture to left is from the summer of 2013. (Excuse the DBZ Scouter, I’m a nerd and my power level was definitely not over 9000). I was eating whatever I wanted in massive portions, I wasn’t working out, and I struggled with internal insecurities and problems which clouded my judgement on pretty much everything. I wasn’t happy with the way I looked and I wasn’t happy with the way I felt. I wanted to get into shape, but I had no drive. This picture was taken right before the brink of my fitness journey.

Flash forward to the picture to the right, which was taken last week. The most drastic progress I have made occurred in the past 3-4 months of this 3 year process. Before that it wasn’t pretty and it wasn’t easy. I had ups and downs, weight loss and weight gain, I would feel motivated and focused and then I’d let life get in the way and I would give in to excuses. I’ve completed goruck challenges and Spartan races all throughout this process but I think this year I can finally go in and preform…not just survive. I found my motivation; my “no excuses” moment. I was finally sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. I worked out everyday, I planned my meals and stuck to a meal plan, and had a nutrient filled shake after every workout and this is the result. Hard work, focus, and dedication gave me these results. It doesn’t matter what works for you - what matters is that it works.

I still have a long way to go. I don’t have the flat abs I want yet, I don’t have the smooth defined legs I want yet, but damn do I feel stronger and closer than ever to these goals. I’ve finally hit my point of no return and I’m never going back.

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anonymous asked:

I'd like to know number 6.

6. Idea that you always wanted to write but could never make work?

There’s too many to count, honestly. I know I come out with a lot of stuff, but there’s also a lot of stuff that goes off by the wayside. I lose inspiration, or just don’t like the end result, or can’t think of an ending. Etc, etc. I’ve got, like, a plastic tupperware bowl full of stories I never completed that I gotta type out and put on my flash drive.

Off the top of my head-

Lord Dominator redemption ‘fic. Not so much left as it is being pushed back for a long time. That’s a big commit there, my dudes. Had backstories for every character planned out (I especially like C-Peeps) and moral dilemmas and such. There’s totally gonna be a coup.

Bee and Puppycat ‘fic where Bee and Puppycat cuddle and talk about the fact Bee’s a flippin’ cyborg.

I have an entire KND UNIVERSE planned around the way the KND has been presented in Five Minutes. Yeah.

Gravity Falls universe where Dipper and Mabel died and are ghosts trying to move on. Nobody knows this because their forms are connected to the journal. This one came into my head BEFORE Weirdmaggedon.

It’s safe to say Sealed Lips is basically done, isn’t it? Yeah. Methinks so.

Loud House ‘fic all about coming out of the closet. Never swung it.

Amethyst being the first Gem to get a scar a la Smoky. Tried it once, didn’t like the beginning, haven’t gone back to it. But I probably will. At some point.

At least 20 kitty OCs for warriors cats. I wish I was joking. I come up with these characters and ideas, but never actually want to write them. The only ones I’ve felt good about committing to paper is Berry Paint and Resilience. 

Hit-and-Run

23 years ago, I was a bubbly 22-year-old. I’d just graduated college and was trying to balance my new job as a vet tech with my old college party habits. It was a Saturday, and my friends and I had decided to visit the local fair instead of going clubbing in an attempt at being responsible adults. Most of us carpooled, but I’d opted to drive alone since my Eastside city apartment was quite a bit away from the countryside fair and the Westside city apartments of my friends.

The fair was plenty of fun. We filled our purses with cheap junk - teddy bears, framed quotes, plastic handmade jewelry, etc - and chowed down on food that was probably made in kitchens well below FDA standards. We looked a little odd - a group of twenty-somethings in a sea of children with their aging parents or grandparents - but we didn’t mind. Eventually, we stumbled across a group of Arabian-style tents. The largest tent had a hand-painted sign reading “HENNA TATTOOS”. My friends rushed toward it, talking over each other about what type of temporary tattoo they wanted to get. I hung back, feeling left out. I’m allergic to Henna.

I watched one or two of the tattoo sessions, but eventually I decided to explore the other tents to see what I could find. Inside one was a busty woman selling tight corsets, which I had no interest in. Inside another was a masseuse, whose sign “$10 private sessions” looked a bit suspicious. Yet another tent held an actual tattoo artist, his needle buzzing away at the lower back of some barely-legal teenaged girl.

It was the final tent that caught my attention. This one wasn’t as fancy as the rest. It was red, with a white sign that said “MAGIC” in sharpie hammered out front. I’d heard of fair Palm readers and had always been interested in them, so I hesitantly peeked in.

The tent was bare except for a cheap table lined with folding chairs. A plastic bin full of herbs and candles sat right beside the table. Sitting in one of the chairs was a blonde girl in her twenties dressed in jeans and a tank top. She was smoking a cigarette, although the tent smelled suspiciously like marijuana.

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200 au’s masterpost :))
  • I was hired to kill you but you’re pretty cute au
  • your voice sounds like my thinking voice and that’s really freaking me out au
  • two strangers exploring the same ‘haunted’ house that thinks the other is a ghost au
  • “I swear I’ll let you have half of my weed if you don’t tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom” au
  • I accidentally punched you in the face when I was trying to punch a different guy in the face I am so sorry au
  • arranged marriage that I am only putting up with bc you’re rich and hot as hell au
  • you thought you were kidnapping your best friend for a bachelor party but you kidnapped me (a stranger) on accident au
  • you suck at dancing but you’re doing it in the middle of a bookstore to the crappy music on the radio and I think it’s pretty damn cute au
  • I’m a super villain and you’re a therapist I kidnapped bc I need someone to talk to au
  • holy shit you just saved me from getting run over by a bus au
  • no one was supposed to find out i’m a wizard but you did please don’t tell anyone au
  • I have amnesia and you say you’re my best friend but I keep on forgetting and thinking we’re lovers au
  • “I think I may have stolen your dog on accident sorry” au
  • we’re strangers and your hair is perfect except for that one strand that flew lose and it bothers me au
  • you’re supposed to be in the witness protection system but until that’s set up my cop friend is making me let you live with me au
  • “I know we’ve never talked before but there is a friggin huge spider in my apartment can you kill it for me” au
  • i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
  • my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
  • you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????
  • i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
  • this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
  • it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
  • my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
  • look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
  • i want an au where muse a and b get set up to go on a blind date together and muse a is the biggest fuck boy/girl and they are all cool and popular and muse b is a cute little nerd and they hate each other and disagree on everything and have nothing in common but muse a kinda feels sorry for muse b and they are interested by their completely opposite lifestyle and turned on by their innocence so they keep going on dates until they begin to actually like each other anD IT COULD BE REALLY CUTE BUT ALSO REALLY ANGSTY BC MAYBE MUSE A IS KINDA EMBARRASSED BY MUSE B AS THEIR FRIENDS CONSTANTLY TAKE THE PISS AND USED TO BULLY MUSE B IDK GIVE ME SECRET/FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIPS WHERE MUSE A CAN BE ALL OVER PROTECTIVE BUT ALSO VERY CORRUPTING AND MUSE B IS ALL STARRY-EYED AND !!!!!!!!!!!
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • "please for the love of god help you’re the only one here who speaks English” AU
  • “i go to this restaurant every week and sit at the same table and suddenly you’re my new server” AU
  • “i’ve been breaking my phone on purpose just because you work at the help desk” AU
  • “i saw you taking selfies and i wondered if i could take one with you” AU
  • “i’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation” AU
  • “we somehow ended up in charge of senior prank” AU
  • “i’ve walked into your classroom four times by mistake can you please help me learn my way around this stupid school” AU
  • “your music’s way too loud bUT THAT’S MY FAVORITE SONG” AU
  • “bored single parents at a OneDirection concert” AU
  • “mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
  • “for the last time we do not sell hydrochloric acid I’M CALLING THE COPS” AU
  • “your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
  • “you accidentally added me to this group chat and i don’t know how to take myself off” AU
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • ancient gods like actuAL GODS FROM GREECE OR EGYPT OF WHATEVER au
  • parent-teacher conference au
  • time travelers au
  • ‘my parent is running for president but the other candidates kid is really cute’ au
  • working in a mansion as butlers/maids au
  • ‘hey remember that idea you had 3 years ago while we were drunk off our asses? letS DO IT’ au
  • baristas trying to make better lattes than the other au
  • tumblr mutuals who havent met and are too scared to talk to each other so instead they aggressivly reblog from each other au
  • gardeners au
  • person a being a guard outside buckingham palace that person b always tries to distract au
  • the thief and the conman au
  • ‘what do you mean i didnt try to pick-pocket you your butt is just amazing’ au
  • oops i accidentally summoned a demon au
  • co-captains who always argue au
  • lost a bet and now has to work for the other au
  • co stars of a hit disney show
  • high school teachers who always try to out do each other in lectures and labs and now everYONE SHIPS THEM au
  • ‘hey im running against you for student president’ au
  • the ‘i didnt mean to throw that water balloon at you i meant to hit my friend behind you’ au
  • 'i met you at a really crappy summer job but now its kinda fun’ au
  • working for disney and dressing up as characters au
  • there was a food fight and i just threw spaghetti at the scariest kid in school au
  • the ‘ive been given a prophecy to save the world but i have to be partners with thiS ASSHOLE’ au
Light-Part 9

Part 1-6

Part 7

Part 8

Description: Y/N is Tony Stark’s Daughter and the light of his dark world. She is brilliant, beautiful, and talented beyond measure. She has always been dedicated to the work she does for the Avengers and the world, she never really thought much about boys or men, just her work no matter if it was in science or art her work always was more important to her than dating. She went on dates once in awhile but love really was not on her agenda until she and Pietro Maximoff slowly creep their way into each others hearts.

Word Count: 1,751

Warnings: Sad…Very Very Sad reader…

A/N: So to add this part and the next part together but decided that this part was best on it’s own so now there is only 3 parts left then an epilogue…Wow getting down to the bitter end…I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have enjoyed writing this. I am getting so nostalgic about it! Anyway sorry to hold you up. Enjoy!

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Christmas was right around the corner. Really just days away and the tower was abuzz with excitement. The Avengers Christmas party was the highlight of the year for many of them and the closer it got to Christmas Eve the more excited everyone seemed to get.

The tower was decked out from top to bottom in decorations for the season. Red, green, blue, silver and gold dripped from every available spot they could find. A tree occupied every room and it felt like the most wonderful time of the year, truly. Mistletoe hung from the ceiling in plain sight and Y/N had been actively avoiding it. She had had her fill of kissing. Or that’s what she told herself.

She spent more time in her lab than ever, finding things to do away from the team and away from Pietro. When she wasn’t in the lab she was in her bedroom playing Piano and trying to keep herself in the Christmas spirit. With the Christmas party only 3 days away there had been a lot of people in and out of the tower to help with decorations and she just wanted to keep out of their way. Her fingers danced over the cold ivory keys as she played ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas’. She played song after song until her fingers were stiff. She noticed how dark it was outside and decided to get some dinner and head up to her lab for a few hours before bed.

She held a plate with a sandwich in one hand and her notebook and flash drive in the other as she made her way to the elevator. When the doors opened she noticed Pietro standing inside she stood looking at him for a moment before walking inside the elevator.

“Hello Pietro.” She had a sad smile that was breaking his heart.

“Hello Y/N. How are you?”

“I’m okay. How are you? Excited for the Christmas party?”

“I suppose, it is hard to be excited when you are busy missing your best friend.”

It was quiet for a moment as Y/N looked down in guilt.

“I’m sorry.” They spoke at the same time, making themselves giggle.

“I am sorry Y/N. I did not mean to hurt you. I care about you so much and that is the last thing I would want to do.”

“I’m sorry too Piet, I didn’t mean to come off as harsh as I did. I care about you too and I like being your friend and that is the most important thing to me. Your friendship. Hey, why don’t you come with me to the lab, I have some prototypes for you to check out.”

“I would like that very much.”

They smiled at each other as the door opened to the floor with Y/N’s lab. They stepped out and made their way down the hall and around the corner to her lab’s entrance. Though once they rounded the corner they came upon something unimaginable. The contents fell from Y/N’s hands as she bolted for the doors. The plate shattered when it hit the floor and the notebook strew papers across the floor but she couldn’t care less. Pietro had been shocked into stillness, he was so still he didn’t even know if he was breathing.

Through the glass doors and walls you could see the inside of the lab. It had been all but destroyed, every last inch of it. Once the doors were pushed open and she stepped foot inside it was worse than she ever could have imagined. Computers were smashed apart, tables were tipped over, papers were ripped apart and thrown haphazardly across the room. The sight of her corner ripped her heart to shreds. Every book looked as if it had been taken apart meticulously and the pages crumpled up and thrown about like balls. She hesitated to look across the room, she knew what she would find, and she was right. When she glanced towards her years of work she saw nothing but a pile of scrap metal. Project S.W.A.T. had been destroyed beyond recognition. At first she felt nothing. Then she felt everything.

It crashed over her like a wave and she screamed out in horror and pain. Her body crumbled in on itself as she started to fall to the floor, Pietro had finally moved from his position in the hall and ran to catch her sobbing form. She wailed out, devastated for her work, for everything she had lost in that moment. Pietro sat on the floor, holding her in his arms as he rocked them back and forth in a futile attempt to calm her.

It didn’t take long for Tony to come racing towards her lab. He had always said he could hear his daughter’s cry from any corner of the earth, Father’s instinct, and he whenever she cried he always seemed to come running. Her cries were few and far between, even as a baby, and so when she cried he knew it was serious. Tony ran down 6 flights of stairs to get to her and once he made it to her his soul focus was on the pain his daughter was in and how he could sooth her. He was so distracted that he had yet to even notice the destruction surrounding them.

He sat down next to his daughter and Pietro, taking her from his arms and pulled her into his lap as if she were a small child again. He ran his hands over her hair and whispered soothing words to her. Pietro stood to walk around the lab and inspect the damage, running his fingers over the cold metal of the machine that had saved his life. He couldn’t imagine who would do such a thing to this wonderful women.

Tony’s focus was still solely on his daughter. Like tunnel vision, all he could see or focus on was her.

“Sweetheart. My little Light. What’s causing you to hurt like this?”

“D-don’t you s-see Daddy? E-e-everything is GONE!” She wailed out again and buried herself into her father’s chest. It was only then that he finally looked up and saw what was causing his Light’s pain.

Tony prided himself on the tower being on of the most secure places in New York if not the World so to see the destruction that had been caused, he know that security had to have been compromised.

“Oh my sweet Light. I am so sorry. Here let me take you downstairs. We have to tell the team.”

He picked up his daughter as she continued to sob quietly onto his shoulder. Pietro opened the door and followed them to the elevator and then to the living room. Tony placed Y/N into a chair, draping a blanket over her shoulders. Her cries and stopped and now she just looked numb. Staring across the room like it was a void. Tony turned and spoke quietly to Pietro.

“Hey kid, can you go make her a cup of tea? Use the mug with the octopus inside. It always makes her smile. I’m gonna go collect the team.” Tony walked away as Pietro slowly stepped towards the kitchen. He didn’t want to disturb her and risk her crying again. Though the more he thought about it the more he preferred to violent sobs to this quiet. Though the sobs practically tore his heart in half, this silence was deafening. At least when she was crying he knew she was feeling something. Now it looked like she didn’t feel anything and that scared him terribly. He had never seen her look like this and it made him hurt for her.

When he finally walked back with her tea Tony had the team gathered up and sitting around the room. Y/N was still staring off into space as if nothing was going on around her. Pietro walked up to her and held out the tea to her, she took it and looked up at him with pain in her eyes. “Thanks Piet.” She tried to smile but it was hopeless. He just nodded to her and sat on the arm of her chair and rubbed circles on her back. Once everyone was situated and looking at Tony he began to speak.

“Security to the tower was compromised today.”

“Well Stark, you did let about 100 people in here to decorate.” Nat pointed out looking over at Y/N who now had her head resting on Pietro’s thigh.

“I know but I hand picked and did background checks on every one of them. It couldn’t have been someone I hired.”

“Well what happened? If you don’t mind me asking.” Bruce spoke up directing the last part to Y/N.

She lifted her head from Pietro’s leg and spoke up. “My lab has been destroyed. Everything in it is useless. They took apart S.W.A.T. and even ripped apart my books. This wasn’t an attack on the Avengers. It was an attack on me. A few weeks back I had a date with an old Summer fling who happened to be in town. Before we left I caught him snooping through my purse, looking for the flash drive I carry with me, the one with S.W.A.T. information on it. I said that I would pretend it never happened and that would be the end of it. I wouldn’t tell you, he would live to see another day. I figured he didn’t get it so there was no harm done. A few days later, I noticed someone had tried hacking into my system. Obviously it didn’t work, I have a set up so hack proof that Ultron wasn’t even able to get into it. If you so much as poke my firewall it wipes and crashes every computer on your server so I wasn’t worried. I figured they were too busy trying to fix their stuff and they learned their lesson. I was never prepared for a break in. If it is who I think it is, then I know exactly what they were looking for and they destroyed everything as a warning, not to deny them again.” Everyone stared at her, awestruck, unsure of what to say. Finally Wanda asked the question that was on the tip of everyone’s tongue.

“Who is it?”

“The people I worked for the Summer I was abroad, the Summer Vince and I spent together.”

“And who is that?” Tony spoke up, unaware of his daughter’s activities that Summer.

“HYDRA.”

Undone

Angst and a dash of smut

HuntxMC


CHRIS WINTERS PROPOSING TO RUMORED GIRLFRIEND LOLA MYERS!

The article was featured on every damn website, it seemed. Hunt ran a hand through his disheveled hair in exasperation. He’d read every word three times over, studied the blurry pictures so intently the pixels were seared into his brain, and still he could not comprehend the news.

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Just a reminder

So the SaveWOY petition currently has 23,510 signatures. Only 1490 signatures to go before we hit our goal. We will definitely get there, it’s just a matter of when.

I’m still debating the deadline. I probably won’t be able to decide one until after both the petition reaches 25,000 and I’ve finished compiling the petition comments together since there’s a lot to go through. (I’m currently on 800 out of 8,000 but I haven’t had too much time to work on it yet)

In the meantime, I’ve received a lot of SaveWOY fanart and letter submissions for the SaveWOY flash drive. Thank you to everyone who has submitted something. 

I’m still accepting SaveWOY letters, poems, fanart, videos… if you think you have something that Disney should see then send it my way! Email them to C.Peepsqueak@outlook.com.

There’s plenty of time and the Flash drive has 50GB of space left so there’s plenty of room for lots of submissions.

lovelylittlemaknae  asked:

Oh my gosh I nearly peed myself laughing at those AU examples on that list. “it’s 2 in the morning and i was just trying to get home but i left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and i drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping”—this with ChimChim because yaaassss. Jimin as a cop *fans self*. That would be super cute as fluffy, but now I'm thinking Jimin in a uniform needs smutty. So you pick! Thanks!

I made it cute and shit bc I can’t think of any way to make a car accident and all that smutty otl uh

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“Yes, hello, 911?” you said into the phone.

You were standing outside of your car, one hand on your hip as the other held your phone up to your ear. You brushed a piece of hair out of your face as you got the normal ‘What is your emergency?’ response. You let out a soft sigh, turning your back on your poor car.

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