i learned from last time)


Never let me get invested in a voting gauntlet again.


Morgana, 5.13 - The Diamond of the Day Part 2

“I am a High Priestess. No mortal blade can kill me.”

So, the gang is walking back to the van, when surprise!

The bad guy is inside the Mystery Machine!

…because Fred just leaves it unlocked while they’re gone for hours!

I guess he didn’t learn from last time.

Even the monster’s expression is freakin’ perfect.

“Like, seriously, dude? You just leave it unlocked?”

“I mean, I’m an unspeakable abomination, and even *I* lock up my van during a snack run.”

  • Me: wants to study 6 different languages at the same time
  • Also me: doesn't even have time to get required school work done
  • Secret Empire #0: Guess what?! It turns out that Captain America really did work for HYDRA all along, and the Allies used the Cosmic Cube to rewrite history so that HYDRA and the Axis Powers would win WWII!!
  • Me: Oh, you mean the same Captain America who has been firmly established to be brainwashed, with the Red Skull himself confessing to Steve that he's brainwashed in order to stop Steve from killing him?
  • Secret Empire #0: Uhhh...
  • Me: The same Captain America whose flashbacks we've seen ever since being brainwashed have obviously been faked and rewritten so that he believes he's a HYDRA agent, no matter what he's told?
  • Secret Empire #0: Uhhhhh...
  • Me: And I find it odd that in that "flashback", Steve is told that he MUST believe that he's a HYDRA agent, no matter what. It's almost as if his mind is making up more false memories and false history in order to keep him brainwashed. Isn't that right?
  • Secret Empire #0: Uhhhhhhhh...
  • Me: You're so obviously setting this up as yet another fake-out that it's not even funny anymore. The only people who are even going to fall for this are morons, people who don't read comics, "those" kind of stupid extremist DC fans trying to use this as a cheap "gotcha" against Marvel Comics (as if we Marvel fans don't already have to reminded enough that the comics we love have been sinking in quality over the past few years, especially those of us who are fans of both Marvel and DC, and hate the petty dick-measuring contests people still try to make like they were still eight-years-old), anyone who hasn't paid attention to the comic book industry since after the Death and Return of Superman, and how changes to the status quo and "twists" have been ruined thanks in part to that story ensuring that "Status Quo is God", people who freak-out without thinking things through and make giant stretches to yell "NAZI!!" at something, people who still haven't done research to learn that HYDRA existed long before the Third Reich in comics continuity (and even the film continuity eventually acknowledged this), or some odd mixture of any of the above. Are you even trying, or you just too busy boosting sales through shock value and fakeouts, like how you initially did with the original Hydra!Cap "reveal"?
  • Secret Empire #0: ....Stay tuned to find what happens in the rest of Secret Empire!
  • Me: This is why Marvel's movies are currently better than their comics, people, and why the movies are actually making money.

George Washington is going home

Happy birthday to America’s first president! And Christopher Jackson puts up such an amazing performance day after day, he really brought him to life for me. So this is only fitting :)

Enjoy! And thanks @makingyourmascarableed for the wonderful idea!

SU Theory: The Next Bomb?

Hey guys! Today I am here to discuss the possibility that Steven Universe could return from hiatus with a Steven Bomb, and what that bombs theme/storyline could be.

First off, why do I believe that SU will return with a bomb? Well, the scenario currently is perfect! Not only is it the end of season 4 apon us, there is only 5 episodes left in season 4. AKA, perfect Stevenbomb format.

Here is my first theory on what the bomb could be about.

Originally posted by moonlightxngel

The Lion Bomb

A title for a episode was recently released on Zap2it, with that episode being Lion 4: Alternative Ending. With the title of the next Lion episode being released, it got me thinking, What if the whole next bomb was about Lion? At the moment, we barely know anything about Lion. We know that he’s connected to Rose, has magical powers( some of which may still be undiscovered), and that he may or may not  have been a normal lion at some point. A few things that could be covered int he bomb would be…

  • What exactly is Lion?
  • Was he ever a normal Lion?
  • More detail on his connection to Rose
  • Why does he have magical powers?
  • How did he get these powers?
  • Why did rose put stuff in Lion?
  • Was Lion always Lions real name?
  • Why did Lion stick around with Steven ?
  • What is in that treasure chest in lions mane?

While I do believe this Lion Bomb had a decent chance of happening, I do believe there is a different story arc that has a better chance of happening.

Originally posted by wasdname

The Diamonds Return

A popular current theory is that the diamonds will return to Earth, or send other gems to earth, to get more humans for The Zoo. This is supported by Yellow Diamond saying “There’s still time”, after hearing the Earth is still intact, and after hearing that Blue Diamond wants more humans for the zoo. I believe the next bomb could revolve around the Diamond coming Earth and discovering the CGs. it would be best to cover this sooner that later, since it would be a good season closer and it would be hard to cover this in the final, since so much has to be covered in season 5.

I believe the bomb will open with the Famethyst and Holly Blue will return to Earth with the Diamonds order to get more humans ( since what better gems to send to get humans than the ones that take care of them) Shortly after arriving, conveniently in Beach City most likely, Amethyst will confront the Famethyst and tell them to stop, with help from Steven. This will most likely go well, due the Famethyst being very trusting of the CGs. Holly Blue, however would not be to onboard with the idea of the Famethyst ditching the mission just to hang out with Steven and Amethyst. This would lead to the first battle of the bomb: Steven and Amethyst vs. Holly Blue. This battle would most likely much harder than the first showdown with Holly Blue since A) Pearl and Garnet aren’t here to help this time, and B) Holly would have most likely learned here lesson from last time. I don’t believe Holly is a weak gem, just the first time she was caught by surprise. The fight would most likely end with the Famethyst stepping in to end the fight, poofing Holly Blue, and with Holly Blue being bubbled.

After this, I can see two events happening in the next episodes

  • War Stories

With the Famethyst now around, we would get a chance to see something we haven’t seen much of : A Homeward soldiers side of the war. While we have seen a bit of this from Jasper, this would allow us a more in-depth look at what it was like for a Homeworld soldier. This would be especially interesting coming from Skinny or  Carnlienian, and what it could be like to live in the shadow of ‘A perfect Jasper’.

  • Beach City

This episode would basically be about the Famethyst hanging out in Beach City for the day. This would not only give time for some more development for the Famethyst, but would also lead to some fun interactions between the Famethyst and the residents of Beach City.

But what happens next? Here is my guess on the second half of the bomb, The Diamond come to Earth.

But why do the diamonds come to Earth? My best guess on what happens is that Holly blue would escape, and, realizing that she cant take on the CGs alone, and finds a way to contact the Diamonds, informing them of the situation. The Diamonds, furious that there are still Crystal gems around, would come to earth to deal with the problem themselves.  This would lead to the final part of the bomb, The Diamonds vs. The Crystal Gems.

The CGs would most likely defeat the Diamonds, since this show still has one more season. As for how they defeat The Diamonds, I do not know. My best guess is that it would be a combined effort from all the CGs and their allies. after the Diamonds are defeated, they’ll flee back to Homeworld, with Holly Blue in tow.

Originally posted by vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps

The Aftermath of the Diamond Bomb

I believe after the Diamonds are defeated, two things will happen

  • The Famethyst

I don’t believe the Fam will be sticking around. For, they are needed back at The Zoo. After all, they are the ones who take care of them. But, I don’t think this will be the end of the Fam. I do believe there will be a episode in season 5 where the Famethyst do return, but with the humans in tow. This could lead to a episode where Steven tries to help the humans adapt to life on Eath.

  • The Diamonds

After realizing that they cant take on the CGs themselves, Blue and Yellow would go back to Homeworld to get the help of someone even stronger than them

I believe, season 4 will end with the Diamond that’s been foreshadowed since season 1

Originally posted by mrdraklin

White Diamond

Pinetastic Edge Rush redraw

I’ve heard that one of the best ways to improve at art is to draw the same subject multiple times, and the art gets better with each new iteration. I’ve definitely learned some stuff from the last time… It seems edge control needs a lot more attention than I’ve been giving it, and every stroke needs to be placed intentionally if I want a clean result. Which this is not. But it’s cleaner than last time! 

Here’s the [first attempt].

Bangtan walking in on you trying to get off while watching porn

-He’s a little hurt
-“Babe, why were you watching this when you have me?”
- Wants to be the only reason you cum
-“Let me help you…”

-He’s annoyed, yet turned on
-“I didn’t allow this, now I’m gonna have to punish you.”

- Disappointed really, he only wanted you to hold out for a week.
-“Really jagiya? You couldn’t have waited just a little while longer?”

- He’s immediately turned on, and excited to help you along.
-“Ah Jagi, you look so good.  So desperate. I bet you wish your fingers were mine don’t you?”

-“Turn off the video, and remove your fingers.  I told you to wait until i got home, but I realize you haven’t learned your lesson from last time.”

-He’s a little angry
-“You can finish, I’m not helping you.”
- Teases you for a week, but doesn’t allow you to cum at anytime.

-“Ah, so this is what you’ve been up to while i was away?  Hm..”
-Joins you- both of you getting off together but not touching each other.

drew some sketches of all might! (cut off a bit bc I drew too close to the top of the page but oh well)

⤝Hellsing Ultimate Sentence Starters: Alucard⤞
  • My master, it shall be done. As you command.
  • How beautiful. Nights like this make me want a bite to drink. Yes… I couldn’t imagine a more… perfect evening.
  • Nothing I shoot ever gets back up again.
  • Are you a virgin, my dear?
  • Those who dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks.
  • When you aim, make sure you put a hole through the heart. Or the head.  It’s for their own sake that we put them to rest as quickly as possible.
  • Why didn’t you just drink the blood, you idiot?
  • I’ll bet this can even stop anyone in their tracks.
  • You fool…there’s no such thing as an immortal!
  • Yes…excellent! I haven’t had this much fun in ages! …What did you say your name was?
  • Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3…2…1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent.
  • Now, it’s time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!
  • Come on, get up! Attack me! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!
  • We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough.
  • If I’m a dog, then you’re dog food.
  • So that was all you had? Such a shame that I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. Now you’re nothing but dog shit.
  • Nothing like Iscariot to inspire the fear of God; such fearsome insults! Two thousand years of your inane prattle…truly, some things never do seem to change.
  • You call my master a sow and expect me to let you live? I’m afraid that I’m just going to have to put a bullet in you, you foolish little man.
  • Neither of us could ever back down in front an enemy. Come on then, Judas Priest!
  • Dogs…that was a very good try. However……I cannot be killed by dogs. It takes a man in order to kill a monster!
  • I get it; there’s absolutely no reasoning with you people. Which means that I have to keep killing until there are none of you left. Didn’t your masters learn anything from the last time I decimated them?
  • Magic playing cards…how interesting.
  • The world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me.
  • Now…it’s time to play! I want to hear you squeal like a pig!
  • That’s checkmate!
  • Now, it’s time to start dealing with the business at hand. I’m obliged to give you a thorough interrogation, so you’re going to tell me everything you know. Well…your blood will.
  •  Those who refuse to give up are entitled their time to trample upon the weak.
  • My lord and master! Give me your orders!
  • You stand before me…I’m impressed. I’m impressed! Show me more!
  • Stop it! Do you know what that thing will do to you?! You’ll become one of God’s monsters! Retain your humanity. Don’t succumb to power! 
  • Do you intend to use that scrap of miracle…to become nothing but a scrap of miracle yourself?! 
  • A monster such as myself…a creature of such weakness that I could not bear the weight of a human life…if I am to be defeated, it must be by a human! 
  • Don’t do it, human. Don’t become a monster…a monster like me…
  • You…you fool!…You bloody FOOL!
  • Only a human can destroy a monster. Only a human could dare hope to.
  • YOU AND I ARE THE SAME! You are me… I was just the same! Don’t you understand, this is how I became what I am?
  • Until the weight of my past is shattered by my oncoming future. It shouldn’t be too long, my nemesis. I’ll see you in hell…
  • Angel of Death… Weren’t you the one who said Englishmen looked forward to growing old? You’ve seemed to have abandon your maturity.
  •  Truly a terrible shame, you were such a lovely old man. It pains me to see how wretched and ugly you’ve become. Your body and soul corrupted. A dark reaper to the very core.
  • Every time I die, this is the vision that greets my eyes. And ever time I think, ‘How lovely that a sunlight which I forsook so many centuries ago…
Shokugeki no Souma Season 3 Episode 1: Momo Akanegakubo’s Cake

Well, I’m back, it’s been like years since I did a last post. Let’s see how this goes.

Side note, yet important note:  My heart goes out to all the victims in Las Vegas. It’s crazy and a real tragedy. I have a friend who was in Mandalay Bay when it happened and she heard all the gunshots.  I seriously have no idea what drives a person to desire to take another’s life…I encourage you to donate in any way you can whether it be financially or finding a way to make a blood donation. Thank you.

We’re back for another season and I’m super HYPE! I have some free time now and have mostly recovered from a hernia surgery so I can cook and bake things again!
This episode did a quick glance at 4th seat’s cake. Momo Akanegakubo is part of the Elite Ten and the best patissiere in all of the Academy. Damn I wish I had her skills. 

Disclaimer: I started the process before I watched the OVA that reveals the inside of the cake and some of the flavors. I just used what I had on hand at home. Also the inside is not pretty, I have warned you.

I also made two versions, One that was smaller and one that I tried to make larger and with more height. I ONLY had those two and I dropped the bigger one so I tried to re-glaze it but it got all messed up so I took a picture of the only decent side :P

version 1: smaller and the caramel was wack so I had to redo it.

version 2: a little more height. but yeah I couldn’t get the color to match the anime (nor a maple leaf garnish, maybe it just fell off a tree who knows?) but tis’ still a pretty color no? I mean I guess it’s close to the anime?

The DISASTER inside, oh well. at least I tried…it’s supposed to be strawberry mousse, rosemary crumble, yuzu curd and brown butter cake.

Thank you for your support and staying followed to me despite me not posting at all! I will most likely be working on random episodes as I see fit and plausible.

The next flurry of pictures is the process. so you can stop here really if you’re not interested. I do have a couple more pictures of the finished dessert at the end of it with a little extra treat on the plate. Feel free to read more!

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Only time will tell {{Legolas x Reader}}

Request by @agentkenziecaptainamerica

It was a surprisingly peaceful day. The Fellowship wasn’t running. There were no Orcs in sight. The skies were clear and beautiful. The sun shined down on the still water and made it glimmer. The water flowed over the rocks creating a beautiful waterfall. You sat at the edge of the pond with your legs in the water kicking back and fourth. You felt someone press a kiss ontop of your head. You brought your hand up to cup the cheek of said person. The only sound to be heard was the waterfall’s rushing water.

“I was wondering where you adventured off too this time, Melamin,” his soft voice calmed you even more.

You smiled and turned to look at him,“ your a hunter who is an elf with keen sight and sharp hearing, yet you can’t keep track of the woman you love.”

He smiled back and softly kissed you on the lips,“ Is the water warm?”

You nodded and looked out at the pond,“ would you like to go for a swim?”

He stood up and started taking his clothes off. You raised an eyebrow in confusion,“ Um….. Thats not what I was implying….”

He laughed and ruffled your hair,“ I don’t want to get my clothes wet.”

“oooooooh…. Wow being friends with {{BFF/N}} has really done a number on my innocent mind,” you said then you both started laughing. You turned away when he was half naked. A few seconds later, without looking, told him to turn around so you could undress. He complied and you quickly undressed. It wasn’t like you two were uncomfortable with eachother…. It was more so your shyness.

There was a splash and Legolas turned to see you had jumped into the water. You swam around for a bit and was soon joined by the elven prince. You smiled when he held you close to him and pressed his forehead against yours. You loved him with all your heart, as did he, for you.

You both continued swimming untill
you heard the footsteps of someone. You looked to where the sound was comming from and glared. You saw Aragorn freeze up and immidiatly regret his decision. Visions of what happened last time he interupted your swim time.

“I thought you learned from last time,” you got out of the water with clenched fists. You had the most irritated look on your face. Aragorn gulped and started to back away.

“Start running.”

“Hey have you guys seen Legolas anywhere?” Sam asked.

“Now that I think about it, isn’t _____ missing too,” Frodo asked looking at the rest of the fellowship for answers.

“I think Aragorn went to go find th-” Boromire was cut off when he heard Aragorn scream. They all turned and watched Aragorn run by.

“Whats going on with h-” Frodo’s question was soon answered when he saw you run by.


Legolas walked to the fellowship and stood there quietly.

“Aren’t you going to help him?” Merry asked watching as you jumped onto Aragorn and took him to the ground.

“Are you kidding me? There is no way I’m getting in between that,” Legolas said and watched as you and Aragorn were fighting on the ground.

They all watched as Aragorn got free and started to run again. Maybe he would finally learn not to go looking for you if you go missing…. Especially if Legolas goes missing too.

it’s hard right now and ive been stuck on this level. for a while i cleared levels so easily but im stuck in this limbo now. it’s hard. I keep trying but I can’t do it.

but I’ve got a new party; you who have my back and love me with your whole heart, you who listen and make sure i am okay. there are new items in my bag that might make things easier. new armor and new weapons will come.

and i am learning every time. i remember much from my last fight and although the strategy has changed, i do remember. I remember that the fight is worth it to see the next stage.

sometimes I lose and I fall down. i take a step back and reassess. i try to figure out what’s not working. i consult others; they give me suggestions. they help me. while I’m down they help me back up.

i have been fighting for so long but no boss has taken me. even through every impossible challenge, I am here. even with my bare fists, on my own I have continued and conquered.

so i keep trying. and trying. and I fall down but I always get up.

new things wait after every battle. i am ready to find them.

Shots Fired and Hidden Secrets [Part 1]

For @chatnoirisnotaravenclaw!

Sorry, Marie! This has been delayed for so long now… feel free to virtually throw tomatoes at me.

The first time Nico had seen Will in such a state, it had been accidental and the situation was something none of them had ever expected. Sure, they’d anticipated a monster here and there to try and attack them while outside the camp’s protective barriers but none of them ever thought of actually being assaulted by a different kind of monsters.

They were being mugged by street criminals.

There were three of them in total, none actually looking like they can stand their guard on a real fight and are trying their best too look intimidating with how they hunch their bodies and try to ‘carry’ themselves. Not that, the Demigods are intimidated at all. Oh, please. They fought on wars, this is nothing in compare with what they’ve gone through.

Didn’t mean they’ll simply take things easy though. After all, a threat is still a threat no matter how small. After all, the criminals are carrying weapons of some sort including a gun. The one guy who carries it, pointed at them as if saying he’ll shoot if they as much move a muscle.

Nico isn’t impressed of course, if not he’s actually quite irritated. If it had been only him, he would have easily taken the guys out, gun or not but Will is with him and he won’t hesitate killing these people if they as much try and lay a finger on the other.

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“What’s Next For Her? God Knows.” (Hamilsquad and Reader)

Title: “What’s Next For Her? God Knows.”

Pairing: none

Summary:  “hey eliza. is it okay if i come over? i need to talk to someone.” “of course! you okay?” “i don’t know”

Rating: PG-13-bordering-on-R due to stuff

Warnings: discussions of sexual assault, discussions of dubious consent, abuse (verbal and sexual), douchebaggery, cursing, spoilers for John Carpenter’s “The Thing”, spoilers for Tennessee Williams’ “Suddenly Last Summer”, the title sucks, and the ending sucks

Words: 13,293 (christ, it just kept getting longer and longer, i’m sorry)

Author’s Note: First time writing Hamilsquad. Let me know if I fucked anyone up royally character-wise, or I’ll never learn. If I missed warnings, please let me know and I’ll add them. “Dreyer” means “three”. Thought you should know that. (Also no what happened to reader totally isn’t based on shit that happened to me and I totally didn’t use this fic as a flimsy coping mechanism what would give you that idea)

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