i laughed too hard at this part

Heart Sutra-Part 2

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Warnings: none really-first date fluff

Word Count: 1357

A/N: Thanks again to @impalaimagining for looking over this for me! I know she’s loving it so I hope you guys do too! I’ve got some fun ideas for future parts!!!

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I want the kind of love that they create in the movies. Can’t you see it? I look across the room and lock eyes with a stranger. He smiles, I smile and look away. He comes over and complements me and I blush. He makes me laugh and he’s easy to talk to. We walk around the city all day. All too soon we have to part ways. I’m left with him running through my head all night. He doesn’t play hard to get. We meet again the next day, and the next, and the next. We grow inseparable. We go on adventures and get lost in each other. He writes little songs for me and I write little poems for him. He takes pictures of me when I’m looking away just to show me how beautiful I am while lost in thought. With my arms around his waist, he kisses my forehead.
I know that only exists in the movies, but do I really deserve anything less?
—  Excerpt from a book I’ll never write, 54
“Sunset Boulevard”

Happy Birthday @vityaninja~! Here’s the fluffball fic that I told you I’d write. Hopefully you like it!

I hope you have a great day today and enjoy every little bit of it <3

This is totally au past episode 6. Just because I wanted them to know each other and still be coach and student.

Pairing : Victuri (Victor x Yuuri)
Rating : Everyone

Summary :  “Hopefully nothing too big. We’re almost there. I want to play in the snow.” He uttered the last part of his response as a demand, because he knew that he would eventually drag Victor outside if he didn’t come willingly. Though because Victor loved snow as much as he did, he knew that it wouldn’t be too hard to get him to come outside.


That got a rather amused laugh from Victor. Oh, he knew the hard way that Yuuri loved winter and even more so the snow, so hearing him say that had him beside himself in amusement. “Of course, of course. I know that you’d do something evil like pack my pillowcase full of snow if you didn’t.”


Yuuri’s eyes sparkled at the idea.


“Oh good idea! I was wondering what I could do if you woke me up early…” He trailed off, a bit of a smile on his face.

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anonymous asked:

Otabek and Yuri watching Disney movies with love song duets like Kiss The Girl or something and because Yuri's voice is higher he sings for the female parts, so when it's just him singing, Otabek pulls him really close and showers him in kisses and Yuri is a squealing mess and he's like "t-this isn't how (male character) treated (female character)!!!" And Otabek just grins and says "yeah, but maybe (villain) did." And he continues to to tickle him until the song ends and I'm GONE FOR THIS SHIP

otabek just crowds yuri close to him when they’re sitting on the couch and yuri’s trying to be angry abt otabek interrupting the duet but he’s laughing too hard and otabek is so duMB AND SWEET and otabek’s like “if you finish the song with me ill stop” and yuri’s like “I CAN’T S-SING WHEN IM LAUGHING HGHHGHG” and otabek just shrugs and smiles as he sings the next part of the song while yuri giggles into otabeks chest 

To those who have mattered to me:

1. You know who you are: I hope you are happy. I am not angry at you anymore—I never was. You did hurt me a lot though, for a very long time. I just didn’t know how to let go. Perhaps I was a bit too lonely to demand what I deserved, but I promise, I don’t regret loving you. Not one bit.

2. To Mom: No matter how much you think you’re losing your beauty as you age, I don’t agree. Your laugh is my favorite part of you. I’m sorry I made you cry that one time—you were so worried. I know I’m hard to handle sometimes, but I try not to be. Thank you for keeping me alive. I know you do your best.

3. To Dad: I wish you spoke more.

4. To my Friends: I know I shut you out a lot, but thank you so much for staying. I think I am my truest self when I am with you. You make me a better and happier person, and I apologize if I’ve hurt you unintentionally. You are my moon—you know how much I love the moon.

5. To those I don’t speak to anymore: What we had at one point, will never be forgotten. It can’t be replaced, either. Thank you for teaching me how pain feels, and thank you for teaching me how to heal from it as well.

6. To Myself: You are loved.

—  To those who have mattered to me

My favorite Ignis & Noctis parts from the prequel novel, in case anybody hasn’t read it
(Thanks to @elfprince for giving me the link!!)

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GINMEME | 3 quotes [1/3]

Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you’re tearing up with an ugly face, I’ll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I’ll laugh in a louder voice. That’s how it should be.

So while we were deeply appreciating long hair Ain and fascinated by our Mochi

The ACTUAL BIG problem in KR Elsword right now is the recent nerfs that came with pvp and pve separation that literally put everyone in their graves

(I was too busy staring at my Add to care, actually, I never cared about balance patches because fking yolo I play this game to dress up my chars and read the lore lol)

and I’m laughing my ass off at people who are raging so hard at the incredibly-mindnumbingly-harsh nerf that was delivered to us last night (quite literally everyone died. Like. Everyone.)

best part was when I told them

That this isn’t it… there’s more. 

Last night’s nerf is for 1st Job skills only,
they’ve already done Base job skills nerf previously…

There’s 2nd Job left.
And transcendence.

GG RIP

Save The Dream

Star Wars (Rogue One/The Force Awakens) One Shot

Characters: Jyn Erso, Cassian Andor, Chirrut Imwe, Baze Malbus, Bodhi Rook, Rey, Finn, Poe Dameron

Warnings: Brief mentions about death

Request: “The Rogue One crew coming back as force ghosts (and of course Baze is slightly irked that he is the force now) and every once in a while haunting the new base. Talking to Finn, Poe, and Rey.” - Anon

Word Count: 893

A/N: HAHAHA OH BAZE I laughed at that part. Oh man I love the Rogue One Crew all so much !! I debated for a long time if I should include K-2SO in this and decided not to, but don’t worry, someone requested a K-2SO oneshot and there’s a gif imagine too ! There were so many characters and it was hard to balance them all ! I also somewhat linked this oneshot to another one shot I wrote about Finn [x]. Enjoy !

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New Years Reselutions

Laurens x Reader

Written by newbie-fangirl2000 and hamitome–imagines

Warnings: Drinking and there might be like 2 minor swear words, Flufffff!

Word count:  2,827

Alex, Laf, Hercules, and Laurens are some of my dearest friends in the whole world, we do everything together, but… they do have their moments. “Hey y/n!” someone shouts and just as i turn around I get nailed in the shoulder by a snowball, hard. “Laurens!” I yell laughing.

Bending over you pick up a snowball and aim for Laf, It hits him in the back of the head “Oops” you manage, grinning way too hard there is no way you actually mean it. 

“You will pay for that, mon ami”. 

“Will I”? You tauntingly respond, a very, very regrettable decision on your part. Laf manages to get snow down the back of your coat in revenge. 

“Alright!” you yell “that’s enough!” causing Laurens to begin prancing around saying, very gleefully “we won, we won!”

“Come on y/n!” begins Alex exasperatedly.

“You can shut your mouth right now Alex, if you want to live” you say crossly, sending Alexander pouting towards the front of the group. Leaving you and John trailing behind.

“I’m freezing” you say shivering,

“Is this better?” asks Laurens drawing his arm around you and pulling you closer.

 Up ahead Hercules and Lafayette were deep in discussion “You think she knows?” Starts off Hercules glancing back at the pair.

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okay so I was going through some old stuff and I found this book from a series called “Amy Hodgepodge” that I bought around 2009 or 2010

and I vaguely remembered something special about it so I opened it up and

(it’s a bit hard to read, so here’s the part that I mainly want to focus on: “I laughed, knowing she was only kidding. Lola has a great sense of humor. She’s the one who came up with my nickname: Amy Hodgepodge. My real name is Amy Hodges. But when Lola found out that I’m African American, White, Japanese, and Korean, she said my name should be Amy Hodgepodge. Lola and her twin brother, Cole, are mixed-race, too. So are some of my other friends. But Lola says nobody is as mixed as me!”)

This girl is African American, white, Japanese, AND Korean.

I remembered how weird being both Vietnamese and white was for me when I was little. I didn’t know any other part Asian, part white kids (and I specify Asian because I did know one or two kids that were part black, but I didn’t talk with them that much), and I had never read about anyone like me in any of the books I had ever read… until these.

Curious to learn more about the series, I decided to Google it. This is the home page of amyhodgepodge.com:

“Some kids were mean and teased me about looking different, which really made me sad.”

These kids books just briefly tackled racism without actually saying the word “racism” or “racist”.

Interested, I began to go through the website and went to the characters page:

The text is pretty small, so if for some reason if you can’t zoom in or anything like that, here’s what I want to emphasize:

  • Lola and Cole (twins) are part African American, part Irish-American.
  • Maya is pretty much white, but she’s Italian-American and Irish-American.
  • Pia’s mother is white and her father is Chinese-American.
  • Jesse is half Puerto Rican and half African American.
  • Rusty is Hispanic, Native American, and white.

The authors of these books didn’t put a single white child in the group (with the exception of Maya).

But apparently, racial diversity is too hard for people who are 100% white.

I literally cannot believe this.

So our new band shirts came in and they look really nice. In one part of the shirt there’s four measures of a little melody and we were all like cool, okay, looks nice.
Well my friend decided to plink the melody out on piano and suddenly we all cracked up.

The melody is Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

We unintentionally rickrolled our entire band.

anonymous asked:

a wise man, aka jung hoseok, once said, it's hard to choose between showering after a long day or going straight to bed. i am conflicted as he was. but i will prevail 💪. anyways, love the blog; you NEVER fail to disappoint. 😘

i, too, go thru that cognitive dissonance from time to time jung hoseok king of being relatable also i hope that last part was a typo otherwise im sry that my blog is constantly disappointing djsdjjds