i laughed so hard omg you dork

i love that not only is pike keeping her bae a secret from vox machina, ashley is also keeping it from the whole cast of critical role and they’re DYING to know who it is like i’m pretty sure even matt is in the dark and he’s sooooooo not used to not knowing what’s going on just look at his face during the girl talk in episode 57

like he gets super focused when pike brings up her mysterious crush again and you can almost see the glimmer in his eyes of “oh my god new story telling possibilities and character progression”

and then keyleth and vex try to coax it out of her and all the boys are like “omg” and matt is like “omg” but then she’s like “i don’t know” and the girls are like “okay if you don’t want to” and matt just

starts eating his hand?? i’m laughing so hard at this absolute dork i love him

anonymous asked:

Oh Queen of Rare Pairs, this humble mortal would like to inquire for your thoughts on a potential crack pair: Minato/Orochimaru. Why? Because Minato liked Kushina's long and pretty hair. Who else has long pretty hair, I ask myself. Orochimaru. In which new genin Minato meets his sensei's unfairly pretty teammate and ends up with a huge puppy crush. The shenanigans of young Minato crushing on Orochimaru. Jiraiya is torn between horrified and amused. Tsunade's just amused.

I’m laughing so hard I can’t even breathe, omg. YESSSS THIS IS ALL MY YES <3. Dork!Minato gets my vote every time anyway, and I can just imagine Orochimaru being so baffled by this strange creature’s weirdness and Jiraiya are you really sure he’s a genius?? Omg, anon, you just made my day 120% happier, thank you!! 💘

the different types of youtube comments
  • “um actually I’m nine and two months and I finished this game in 0.2 seconds so shut the fuck up and learn to spell bitch I’m more mature than you”
  •  “lolololololololol I died at 3:24 XDDD pause at 3:24 for the best face ever you’ll thank me later hahahaha”
  • “stupid fucking fangirls. they’re not gay!!!!!!!!!!! he literally stared at a girl in a video once okay so shut up!!!! and even if they were it’s none of your business so stop harassing them with dumb comments saying they’re cute!!!”
  • “sweetie :) didn’t your mommy ever teach you manners? :)“
  • “Hi! my name is Erica and I make youtube videos about my life and friends and funny things that everyone can relate to, so check out my channel! peace and love - Erica xoxo”
  • “UM DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLOWING WHITE ORB NEXT TO HIS HEAD I THINK IT’S A GHOST????”
  • “no way I have the SAME EXACT SHIRT :O WHAT ARE THE ODDS”
  • “omg did anyone else get that reference or was I the only one who noticed?”
  • “HE SAID KATIE OMG MY NAME IS KATIE I DIED”
  • “I just wanted to say thank you so much for being who you are. you inspire me, you always make me laugh, you’re always there on a day I feel sad. so I’m just here to say I love you and keep being yourself <333″
  • “ONE WORD STORY GO”
  • “are those her real eyelashes?? also does anybody know where that dress is from? also that lipstick, can I buy it in the U.S.?? thanks xx”
  • “no offences but hes cuter than u sorry no offense but just truth”
  • “FUCK YOU. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE, SEXY, PRECIOUS, TINY CUPCAKE IN ALL THE LANDS AND YOU’RE JUST STUPID AND JEALOUS.”
  • “OMG A FELLOW FALLOUT BOY FAN YESSSSS”
  • “subscribed”
  • “did you see how sad he looked for one eighth of a second???? obviously he feels left out and abandoned because he had a shitty childhood and now all of those suppressed memories are coming back and I’m sure when he goes home now he’s gonna cry himself to sleep but pretend everything’s fine right now because he doesn’t want to upset anybody :( <333333 I feel so bad for him”
  • “I’VE BEEN IN THAT EXACT SPOT OMG”
  • “they aren’t even funny just really fucking annoying”
  • “anyone else watching in 2015?”
  • “anyone else watching in the year 2890 in their iHouse?”
  • “ANYONE ELSE FROM 1765 WATCHING IN THEIR TIME MACHINE??!!?!”
  • “lol I just laughed so hard my parents gave me a really weird look I’M SUCH A DORK no one will ever understand me”
  • “FIRST!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!”
  • “you weren’t fucking first there are like a hundred comments below yours”
  • *random panic at the disco quotes in all caps*
  • “am I the only one who’s starting to ship them?”
  • “ **you’re “
  • “this comment is hacked so you can’t like it”
  • “there are four fridays this month. like this and your crush will ask you out this friday. repost ten times or your love life will be cursed for twenty years.”
  • “COME TO BRAZIL”
  • “no offense…….but are they gay. no offense I’m just wondering no hate”
  • “omg I’m crying X’D”
  • “don’t cry”
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  • “craft”