i laughed so hard i peed myself

I feel like I need to share this in a long tumblr post.

So a few weeks ago I had this dream that I was getting food with one of my IRL friends, and we were talking about so many different things. Then, out of nowhere, she says “man, I really love Connor McDavid.”

And I’m sitting there like hold up, you don’t even like hockey. I ask her, “when did you start paying attention to hockey?”

She goes, “the fuck you mean hockey? He’s in that new boyband.”

Now at this point dream-me is losing it. I pull out my phone and google Connor McDavid and sure enough some boyband pops up. And, conveniently, the two other members are Dylan Strome and Mitch Marner.

To make this long story short, I woke up laughing so hard I almost peed myself.

The signs as things I've done in a cinema
  • Aries: Shot a confetti cannon because I was drunk.
  • Taurus: Snuck 10 pounds of food in a midnight twilight marathon.
  • Gemini: Kicked the seat of the kid in front of me so much he cried (he was 12).
  • Cancer: Spilled my drink on my legs so it looked like I peed myself.
  • Leo: Laughed so hard I got kicked out, but snuck back in 20 minutes later.
  • Virgo: Left because the movie sucked, and got into another theatre.
  • Libra: Stayed in my seat to watch the credits so I could prove that I knew who the voice of an animated character was.
  • Scorpio: Flirted with the ushers.
  • Sagittarius: Danced to footloose in front of everyone.
  • Capricorn: Spazzed so bad at a jump scare I threw popcorn all over the place.
  • Aquarius: Fallen asleep during the Hobbit.
  • Pisces: Sat with an old lady sitting by herself.
funny story

one time i was at school in dancing class but the teacher didn’t finish checking other kids steps, so he let us do what we want as long as we don’t get him in trouble. so 3 of my friends and i started to play spin and jump. we were playing for a while but at one moment, i fell down and started to laugh so hard that i peed myself. they came to me and told me to stand up and keep playing, but i just said “i can’t. i peed myself” they giggled but one of them grabbed a bottle of water and threw it on her. at the end we were all wet so the teacher took us to the principal office and we had to stay the rest of the week organizing the library during our recess.

instagram

Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is what a YOGA BREAKTHROUGH LOOKS LIKE! It’s newbie yogi @daniellaperi first time in a handstand earlier today and I forgot I filmed it and literally peed my pants a little laughing so hard just now I can’t contain myself. This is the peak of the Internet. I’m serious. Nothing will ever be funnier or more awesome than this video clip. I cannot stop laughing this is the most beautiful moment in the history of the world and my face hurts I can’t stop laughing I think I’m going to die from laughter. YOGA DID THIS! @daniellaperi can we use this for tv commercials?? Or youtube?? Or something?? This needs to go viral. I’m dying. Aaahhahahahaaaa!!! #handstand #firstsecondflying @daniellaperi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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