i laughed so hard i cried omfg

rayer132  asked:

Thank you for the previous prompt! It made me laugh so hard I cried! With the holidays coming up there are always those people that surprise their families with baby news. I was wondering what the Voltron Family would do. You can pick who.

OMFG this is waaaaay into the future but alright since it’s in time with the holidays XD 

It’s the 23rd of December and The Voltron Family were once again spending their Christmas in Japan on the 25th. So, they were having a Christmas dinner at home first with everyone’s partners before heading to Asia. The three little kids are already adults and have partners but only Hunk was married to Shay. Lance had a different lover this time going on their first year and Pidge, well, Pidge was still with Lotor because it turned out they were great with each other. They were eating dinner in the dining room when Hunk stood up.

Hunk: *clears his throat* I’d like to have everyone’s attention please.
Keith: *looks up at Hunk* *confused*
Hunk: *looks at everyone looking at him* Excellent. *smiles*
Nyma: *looks at Lance in question* Do you know—
Lance: *shrugs* Dunno. Guess we’ll have to find out.
Hunk: Okay, so… I thought it would be perfect to announce this. Shay and I are… having a baby!!! *hands in the air excitedly*
Shiro: *blinks at Hunk*
Keith: *jaw drops* 
Lance: HOHOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOH! *claps* *stands up to hug Hunk* CONGRATULATIONS YOU BIG GUY!!! *hugs Shay* And you too, sweet thing. *kisses Shay on the cheek*
Shay: *laughs* Thanks, Lance.
Keith: *whispers to himself* *squeezes Shiro’s hand* Too young. My baby is too young. *looks at Shiro helplessly* Hunk is too young!!
Shiro: *shakes his head in amusement* *chuckles* Hunk is already 30, Keith.
Keith: TOO YOUNG!!!!! We had kids when we were 33, Shiro!!
Shiro: Keith, relax. It’s perfectly the right age.
Keith: Hunk is 3 years early!!
Lotor: *whispers to Pidge* Your Daddy’s having a breakdown.
Pidge: *looks at Keith* *smug* Oh he’ll be fine. *turns to Hunk* Dude, I’m so happy for you!! Can’t wait to be the best Auntie!
Lotor: Congratulations, Hunk and Shay. *smiles*
Pidge: *whispers to Lotor* Ew, they totally did The Thing.
Lotor: *chuckles* *squeezes Pidge’s hand* I know. Gross.
Hunk: *eyes Lotor and Pidge* I can see you guys, you know. *frowns*
Keith: *defensive* Are you saying there’s something wrong with Lotor and Pidge, Hunk? Do you have a problem with your sister—
Shiro: *stops Keith* Relax. *looks at Hunk* Your Dad and I are happy for you, Hunk. You and Shay will become perfect parents.
Hunk: *beams* I hope I can be like you guys!
Lance: Awwwww, that’s so cute, Hunk. But I don’t think neither you nor Shay can perfect Daddy Keith’s scowl.
Keith: *scowls at Lance*
Lance: Pffftt!! See what I mean!
Nyma: *shakes her head* Forgive, Lance. He’s upset he wasn’t able to get the limited edition of the new Assassin’s Creed game.
Lance: Hey! Don’t you just expose me like this, Nyma! *pouts*
Pidge: Ever thought of a name yet?
Shay: *smiles* We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy actually.
Pidge: Might I suggest Pidgeot?
Hunk: *gasp* What the? W H Y?
Pidge: Because I’ve always wanted a little Pidgeot with me. So you gotta produce it for me since I obviously won’t do it.
Hunk: Oh my god. Unbelievable.
Shay: *smiles at Pidge* You’re definitely something else.
Pidge: *smiles* Thanks! It’s a deal then.
Keith: *smiles at Shay and Hunk* You better let me carry that baby, okay? And I still want to be called “Daddy Keith” by my grandbaby. So Hunk you can be like “Papa.” No arguments.
Lance: *snorts* How selfish is that! *laughs*
Keith: *sniffs* I just want to be—
Pidge: Oh noes. Here comes the waterworks.
Shiro: *chuckles* *hugs Keith* Awwww, there, there, cupcake. *kisses Keith on the forehead* *turns to Hunk* I’m still “Daddy Shiro” to your kid.
Hunk: Oh my god. *laughs* Fine. *looks at Shay* Guess we’ll be Mama and Papa then. 

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OMFG! I laughed so hard i cried!

Originally posted by galaxiagorgeous

92 Truths

Thanks @urkblog for tagging me in this!! I’m gonna go ahead and tag: @omgbigbangtanboys, @pendulumandthepoet, @sassocrates, @starlightvip, and any of my other followers who wanna do this :)

THE LAST…
1. Drink: Umm… I think it was lemonade from dinner last night
2. Phone Call: My mom :)
3. Text: My mom and I sent pics of our cats to each other while we were on the phone omfg
4. Song you listened to: Ocean Drive - 21 Savage
5. Time you cried: Umm…?? My roommate made me laugh so hard I cried last night
HAVE YOU EVER…
6. Dated someone twice: No
7. Been cheated on: No
8. Kissed someone and regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: Yes
10. Been depressed: Yes
11. Gotten drunk and threw up: Gawd yes
LIST OF 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:
Blush pink, mint green, burgundy
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
15. Made new friends: Yes 
16. Fallen out of love: Um.. idk.. i’ve stopped having crushes but I was never really in love with them
17. Laughed until you cried: I cry every time I laugh tbh
18. Found out someone was talking about you: I mean I found out my cousin was a backstabbing bitch I’m sure she’s talking about me
19. Met someone who changed you: Yes 
20. Found out who your true friends are: Found out who they weren’t 
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life?: Most of them I’ve met/known at some point. I don’t friend people I don’t know
23. Do you have any pets: Yes :)))) 
24. Do you want to change your name?: No, but my dad wanted to name me Whisper and I would have been cool with that too
25. What did you do for your last birthday?: I ate dinner with my fam and then ate K-BBQ with my roommate and got books it was nice:)
26. What time did you wake up?: about 2:00pm (it was my first day of no class don’t judge)
27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Sleeping
28. Name something you cannot wait for: Next Spring :)
29. When was the last time you saw your Mum?: Um, I think like 2 weeks ago??
30. What is one thing you wish you can change about your life: I just want to travel and be skinny
31. What are you listening to right now: These fucking birds chirping outside my apartment
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: My POLS TA 
34. Most visited website: Tumblr and UGA’s portal
35. Elementary: Done
36: High School: Done
37. College: Halfway done
38: Hair Colour: I like blue hair but natural hair I love bleached blonde (NATURAL NOT BOTTLE) and black
39. Long or short hair: Long
40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes of course
41. What do you like about yourself: I like my figure
42. Piercings: 5
43: Blood Type: B+
44. Nickname: Kenna
45. Relationship Status: Single
46. Zodiac Sign: Aries
47. Pronouns: She/her
48. Favourite tv show: Probs Beauty and the Beast and The 100
49. Tattoos: None
50. Right or left hand: Ambidextrous
FIRST…
51. Surgery: I had my gallbladder removed like 3 years ago
52. Piercings: My ears
53. Word: Tbh I have no idea… lemme ask my mom… She said it was Daddy
54. Sport: Soccer
55. Vacation: The beach (Florida), but outside of the US it was London
56. Pair of trainers: Oh god I have no idea???
RECENTLY…
57. Eating: I ate a Cookiewich last night with my roommate
58. Drinking: I had lemonade last night…
59. I’m about to: Finish my new story and eat
60. Listening to: I listened to a playlist last night to write my story
61. Waiting for: Nothing  really??
62. Want: To travel 
DO YOU WANT TO…
63. Get married: Idk honestly
64. Have a career and if so what: Hell yes I want to be a vet
WHICH IS BETTER…
65. Hugs or kisses: Both but kisses
66. Lips or eyes: Lips
67. Shorter or taller: TALL BOYS I’M A TALL GIRL AND I NEED EVEN TALLER BOYS
68. Older or Younger: Older
69. Spontaneous or romantic: spontaneous
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms
71. Sensitive or loud: Probs loud lol but also I need someone who’s pretty chill too
72. Hook up or relationships: Idk I’m not into relationships rn I don’t have the time
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: No
75. Drank hard liquor: Yep
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Not really
77. Turned someone down: No
78. Sex on first date: No
79: Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so…
80. Had your heart broken: For sure
81. Been arrested: Nah
82. Cried when someone died: Yes
83. Fallen for a friend: Um… I’m sure I have I just can’t remember when
DO YOU BELIEVE…
84. In yourself: For the most part
85. Miracles: Yes
86. Love at first sight: Yes
87. Santa Claus: No
88. Kiss on the first date: Ummm.. No not really
89: Angels: Yes
OTHER…
90. Current Best Friend: My roommate also my cat
91. Eye Colour: Blue
92. Favourite movie: Umm.. I re-watched Black Swan the other night and it was sooo good omfg like wow yes watch it

i think this is the second time i’ve drawn him in uniform