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CHORUS/THEATRE AU Prompts (Part 2: based on my experiences)

• “you were singing horribly in the piano room so I called security on you” au

• “We work backstage and during the slower songs, you teach me ballroom dancing- no I want to lead!” au

•"You are so goddamn slow at turning the pages on the sheet music so I’ve made it my mission to turn it for you, I am not missing this next note" au

• “it’s our last year working backstage so as we paint the set, we stick our hands in paint and leave hand prints on a wall so we’ll be remembered and fuck, our director is coming” au

• “I heard you sing for the first time and wow marry me???” au

• “I’m the only one in the entire group who doesn’t like your singing and I just have to live with that” au

• “You dance stupidly during our warm ups and we both get in trouble because you’re distracting people and I’m laughing too hard” au

• “You play the same song on the fucking piano every time the teacher/director is gone and I swear to god one of these days I have to tell you you’re not that good” au

• “I’m almost having a panic attack backstage but you don’t realize it and you start telling me jokes and making weird voices and walk like a crab to get me to laugh, and I appreciate it but aren’t you supposed to be on stage?” au

• “I’m on stage switching out the props and oh shit, the lights just went up and I’m still behind the set, hey- stop laughing! I’m stuck!” au

• “I don’t know why they chose you -the clumsiest dumbass I’ve met - to go up the latter and change out the light filters, but gosh, spotting you should be fun” au

• “I know I’m in your class, but I have a tiny crush on you and you look adorable in your costume, wanna take a picture with me?” au

• “it’s pitch black backstage and I have no idea where I’m going… I’m so sorry, I swear I didn’t know that was your ass” au

Dating Jaehyun would include:

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Jung Yoonoh

-shameless hopeless romantic let’s be honest

-at the beginning, he is super bashful and shy but as time goes on

-he literally cannot keep his hands off of you

-skinship is his middle name

-he’s one of those guys that always likes to be touching you 24/7, whether it‘d be a hand on your knee, an arm around your shoulder, or your hand in his

-out loud you might complain, but inside you both know you love it

-dirty jokes, like all the time

-sometimes you two forget that Dream is there and Taeyong has to scold you like the good leader he is

-loves to brag about you to the other members

-”Y/N is literally the best girlfriend ever. One time she surprised me at the dorm by baking me a-”

-”Yoonoh I stg if you tell us the story of how Y/N baked you a cake for your birthday one more time I will murder you in cold blood”

-”Shut up Yuta or I’ll take the three lines that you have on this album”

-buys you lots of stupid cheesy romantic things, but it always makes your heart smile

-constantly showing up at your work or after your class with a bouquet of flowers or a tiny teddy bear just to let you know he couldn’t stop thinking about you

-one time he held up a stereo blasting your guys’ song outside of your window at 11:00 at night and sang along so loudly that he woke up all of your neighbors

-let’s just say he went a little too far with that one considering he was chased down your street by the police

-you two text nonstop

-”babe u look really good today!!”

-”yoonoh you literally haven’t seen me at all today”

-”yeah but u always look good so i thought i’d just remind u”

-”nice try but i’m not sending you a booty pic”


-all of your dates are out on the town because if you two stayed home it would just be 3 straight hours of making out and ignoring the movie on the tv and you guys actually want to talk to each other for a little bit

-but when that does happen………..


-let’s just say our lil jae is not so pure and sweet anymore (he ain’t so lil either heheheh)

-”babe can you call me jeffery that would be pretty hot”

-”i h8 u”

-one night during a particularly heated session, you two accidentally fell off the couch, hitting your cat in the process and knocking all the pizza rolls off the table

- you’re just sitting there, laughing so hard at the mess you both made while watching him try to untangle himself from the blankets, throwing his E.T. plushie out of the way

-and he just looks at you for 5 seconds without saying anything

-and then all of a sudden

-”wow, I love you so much”


-you’re in shock, and he just starts freaking out

-”oh my god it wasn’t supposed to come out like that not right now I had this whole thing planned I was gonna take you with the rest of NCT on our next press tour in Hong Kong and we were gonna go out to a nice dinner and then I was go-”

-and now you’re crying because this boy is so sweet to you and you really feel like you don’t deserve him and here he is freaking out because he said “i love you” wrong

-so you just shut him up by tackling him with a big ol smooch

-”I love you too, Jeffery”

-”NOT NOW……… E.T. is watching us”

-”……..I take it back”

-in conclusion, Jung Yoonoh is the biggest fluffball on Earth and he’s so happy to be yours that it’s the only thing on his mind at all times

my fav lil things abt jimin

- when a hateful hashtag for hobi demanding him to be kicked out started, he made a post of himself spelling “j-hope!” and wrote “i’m posting a hope tweet for the hope-hyung tht i love”
- understands armys on a different lvl (a prime example is when he exposes jk’s triceps when he was doing push-ups)
- “#JIMIN”
- invented the Pushing Your Hair Back action
- his need to go to the washroom backstage
- tfw he uses his entire upper half to feel the beat of ‘house of cards’ ya feel
- how he helped yoongi both times for his bday project
- has this habit of jumping up and down when he’s rly excited abt a certain idea (that hide&seek bomb when he tried rly hard to get tae to agree staying in one spot)
- so kind he doesn’t release any covers knowing his stans will not be ready for such torture
- “J-I-M-I-N WOW”
- how he’s the first to pop up when you search up ‘rly soft rice cake ’ in korean
- underrated drawing skills
- tfw he giggles uncontrollably
- his legs suddenly becoming weak when he gets rly rly embarrassed
- his sriracha looking hair in dope era
- covering his mouth when he laughs
- blanking out during radio shows
- sticks out his tongue when he messes up
- seemingly forced to do things but secretly enjoys it and would prob do it again in a heartbeat
- a hobby of his: betraying tae
- “jeon jeonnNnguUukkieeEeeEee~~”
- jokes around w tae saying he ended the live broadcast
- how his favourite music is rapmom’s voice
- shamelessly sticking his ass up and shaking it
- buying hobi rly expensive footwear for his bday
- always stays behind monitoring tae’s individual shots and his proud face when he compliments him
- basically monitoring every member
- holds grudges
- helps film eatjin
- when he suddenly turns around and puts his face in between his legs and……shakes lmao
- rly random english phrases here and there like “ayo whaddup”
- a soft-hearted guardian for the maknae line
- enjoys listening to rapmom’s voice
- private interviews with jeongguk bc why not
- supports #JinOnTheStreet
- holds his own dancing style
-yknow tht thing he does when he tilts his head back and you see his jawline and his fluff hair and everything is good
- he just has so much kindness, fondness, and loveliness within him
- simply put he is the embodiment of an angel walking on earth

jin | yoongs | hobi | hobi pt.2 | rapmom | tae | jk

IEJI ~ Happy Birthday to MUCC~

2017/05/04 (Thu) at the Ibaraki Prefectural Citizen Culture Center Hall
(Coming of Age Ceremony and Concert)


For goods sales before the show, the line was crazy. I lined up an hour before sales were to start and the place in front of the venue was pretty much full with people queuing already, 500-800 before me and in the end at least 400 behind me, easily more. Some of the goods were limited to two items per person (towel and shirt), towels and one size of the shirt still sold out before I got to the goods table (T_T). Shirts were all sold out by the end.

Next to the door they had a board and bamboo decoration for a coming of age ceremony (as I am sure is conducted for Mito kids in that very venue when they turn 20). About the mistake in the printed year (heisei 27 instead of 29), it says this was Yukke’s mistake.

They started a bit late, I think partly due to the goods craze and partly due to ticket double checking. I was in the second last row, and saw half the last row being asked outside again, to be questioned about their tickets. Apparently someone had bought a ticket for that area online so they were trying to figure out which seat so they can get the seller.
Re-sale was always prohibited but they are finally cracking down on re-sales where the price was increased / that happened on ticket-resale sites (where people often increase the price).


First, Satochi, Yukke and Tatsurou came on stage in traditional clothes, but no Miya. Miya came in from a side door for the audience, walking through the seats to the stage in his flashy red clothes.
Once he had joined the others on stage, Mito-chan (the mascot) appeared and gave them a package of nattou. Tatsurou opened it for a sniff, then had Yukke smell who all but JUMPED back at the strong smell. Mukku (the red one) came out and gave a little speech about MUCC and told each of the members something. Miya sat down in the middle of him speaking (“But it’s your Coming Of Age ceremony! Keep it together just for a little bit longer!”), used his folding fan, dropped that to the ground and just was a flashy brat all around.
Mukku to Tatsurou: 20 years ago you had close-cropped hair and “god” written on your face, and you still managed to grow up so cool.
Mukku to Miya: Good job getting anything done with these three idiots.
Yukke would have been next in line, but Mukku turned to Satochi first.
Mukku to Satochi: Please study a bit harder for kanji and math…
Mukku to Yukke: You are only at 18 years and therefore not of age yet. In two years, please celebrate your coming of age at home alone.


01. Aka
02. Fuzz
03. Zettai Zetsumei
04. Worlds End
05. Kyousoukyoku
07. Mukashi Kodomo datta Hitotachi he
08. rhythm session leading into Himitsu
09. 1979
10. Wasurenagusa
11. Suna no Shiro
12. Ieji
13. Heide
14. Nirvana
15. Orugooru
16. Namonaki Yume

18. part-changed Sekai no Owari
19. part-changed Ranchuu

Double Encore
20. ESCAPE (Moonchild cover)
21. Dejavu (Luna Sea cover)
22. NO?!
23. 1997
24. Daikirai
25. Ranchuu
26. Myakuhaku


For Aka, the first song, the guys didn’t seem to move around as much as normal so everyone was all “huh? something’s off”, but most of the audience didn’t realize that there were entirely different people on stage that were only wearing MUCC’s costumes – until the real members popped up behind them and the body doubles disappeared from the stage.
In one of the MCs they talked about this. Like, about who the body doubles were:
Yukke: Mine was SCREW’s Rui.
Tatsurou: Mine was Girugamesh’s Shu, GirugameShu.
Miya: We didn’t find anyone for me until yesterday, but one of the kouhai I drink with when home kind of looks similar to me, and he’s in a band now too and had time to come, so him.

That guy is a bassist so all of the three in front were bassists XD
Tatsurou: What about you Satochi?
Satochi: Mine was Takayasu-san.
Tatsurou: Yourself?
Satochi: (small voice) yes.

Tatsurou: I feel like we shouldn’t talk about stupid things during the MC for the 20th anniversary, but MUCC came this far while talking about nothing but useless stuff during the MCs so I also want to stay true to that.
Yukke: Oh, I have something stupid to talk about! It’s something I can’t say normally, but… is it ok to talk about shit for a bit? (everyone: ???)
Yukke: Shit drills have been really popular lately, you know, study sheets where the answers to all questions will spell out shit!
Satochi: (nods in happy understanding)
Yukke: Satochi, you received some of those right? Presents from fans? I don’t know why they are so popular, maybe they are more fun to do than normal drills?
Satochi: Yes, they are fun! So much fun! (sounding like an excited elementary school kid)

Satochi was reading 実話ナックルズ in a store (… if you don’t know the magazine, please do a picture search for the name, such a yankee mag omg). Which lead Miya to remember…
Back when Miya had a part time job in Kabukichou, at some after party a kouhai got utterly wasted so Miya helped stuffing him into a taxi and someone must have taken a picture of that because it appeared in 実話ナックルズ with something like “A True Account Of Kidnapping! The Dark Side Of Kabukichou!” (MUCC cracking up)
Tatsurou: So you really appeared in the magazine?!
At the time apparently Miya mentioned it during an MC too and Satochi went to a convenience store right after the live to check it out and yes, the article in question was there XD

For the encore, they changed positions:
Tatsurou → bass (not one reduced to two strings this time, a normal fully stringed bass)
Miya → drum (behind his own little drum set, not Satochi’s)
Yukke → guitar
Satochi → vocal (with little angel wings on his back)
During Sekai no Owari, for all the 俺はまっすぐ歩けない lines (“can’t walk straight”), Satochi was penguin walking around the stage avoiding two steps in the same direction XD
And all of the growls sounded like Satochi was throwing up… XD;

Satochi thought they were doing only Sekai no Owari with changed parts, but no, also Ranchuu. In between the two, Satochi admired Tatsurou because
Satochi: Damn, doing vocals is EXHAUSTING how do you do it, moving all the time is so hard you’re amazing!

During Ranchuu, there was even more Satochi throwing up (“growling”… but he even stood in ways that suggested throwing up, like bending over and such) and moving in adorably cute patterns around the stage, like damn, I have never laughed so hard during Ranchuu that my stomach hurt afterwards but this time, oh wow XD SO CUTE. SO FUNNY.
So, a big percentage of the crowd was laughing waaay to hard to do any headbanging, but we enjoyed it to no end XD

For the double encore, they returned to their normal positions. And started with two song covers, for ESCAPE they had live piano on stage again, played by Yoshida-san who has worked with them during recordings before (he played the piano for Shinsou on Zekuu and ever since worked with them whenever they needed a pianist).
Apparently they first hired him for only one song (Suna no Shiro) for this live, and then with “can we add one more song?” “sure” “ok and one more then” they ended up with him on stage for three songs XD

The second time of Ranchuu, this time with everyone on their normal position, was amazing especially with the contrast to Satochi’s supercute version. Now everyone could (and did) go crazy enough for both times XD

Tatsurou: That you all have gathered here today, that means that MUCC are a part of your life! We are family!! Please continue like that for many years to come!!!! Ah… I said that, but… zen’in shikei!!! (what he always calls during Ranchuu, “You’re all under death penalty”ish, so everyone cracked up at that XD )

When they left the stage after the last song, Satochi started to throw Yukke’s bass into the audience, but of course stopped before it left the stage, shocking Miya next to him for a second XD

  • Announcements via a text video projected onto the backdrop

- Re-release of Tsuuzetsu and Homura Uta
- Tour in the summer in tiny tiny venues

Miya on Twitter on the Re-Releases:
“We could finally announce about the New Tsuuzetsu and the New Homura Uta. I think there are good parts to MUCC from long ago as well as good parts to the MUCC of today, so with this release we can directly compare their music which should be fun. We don’t want to just reproduce what we did back then. Right now, there are things we cannot do the way we did them back then. But also, there are things we can do now that we could not do back then. And so I think we managed to make something we could only make as the MUCC of today.”

Dear Journal,

Writing this journal has become a daily thing for me. I’m not only writing my thoughts so I can read them sometime in my future, but also because it’s like i’m talking to someone. Someone that won’t juge me and that will be with me through it all. Sirius always tells me that I can talk to him and I know that I can. When i woke up, Sirius was still asleep. His jaw was bruised up from the punch he received. I have to admit, i love that he is so protective… But to the point of getting himself hurt.. I’d rather he didn’t protect me. He looked peacefull in his sleep. His cheeks were soflty blushing. He always had red cheeks when he was sleeping. I brushed a strand of his black hair away from his face and smiled to myself. His long lashes were brushing against his cheeks. He was laying on his stomach, facing me. I could see his back muscles and I tried really hard not to brush my hand against his warm skin. I always thought Sirius had no freckles. Until the day I first saw his bare back.

It was during our 3rd year. James had invited Sirius and I to spend a week during summer. Since it wasn’t the week of the full moon, my parents agreed to let me go. When I arrived to the beautiful house, Mrs.Potter greeted me with a hug.

“Oh Remus! It’s nice to see you! Wow! I don’t remember you being so tall!” She laughed.

“It’s nice to see you too Mrs.Potter. Thank you for letting me stay here.” I said.

I then heard a familiar voice. A voice that I would recognize in hundreds. Sirius’.

“Remus! Oh I missed you!” He said, pulling me into a big hug.

“I missed you too Sirius!”

It was a hot summer day. The sun was shinning on our skins. There was practically no clouds. We were all playing quidditch in the big back yard when we heard Mrs.Potter calling our names. We headed back towards the house to see Euphemia waiting for us with glasses of fresh pink lemonade.

“Here! I made you some fresh lemonade! It is so hot outside! You boys need to stay hydrated!” She said.

“Thanks mom!” James said, kissing her cheek.

“Thank you Mrs.Potter!” Sirius and I said in union.

“Your welcome boys!” She said, heading back into the big house.

I drank the fresh liquid and felt it cool down my body. I looked at Sirius. I couldn’t stop looking at him. He had a tanned and sweaty skin that made me daydream. When he finished drinking his lemonade, he slowly took off his shirt. I tried to look away, i really did. His sweaty skin was glowing under the sunshines and I could see his muscles. He then turned around to put down his shirt and I saw his freckles. They were sprinkled on the top of his shoulders all the way to his back dimples. It made him look even cuter. He brushed his long fingers in his hair and asked us if we wanted to go swimming.

“How about we go in the pool to cool down?” He asked.

“Yes! I’m burning out here!” James said, heading to the pool.

“I..I don’t really feel like swimming.. you guys go! I’ll wait for you by the pool..” i said, trying to act normal.

Sirius frowned and slowly walked closer to me. He was really close.

“Remus i know you want to… We don’t care about your scars! I think you are beautiful just the way you are..” he said, sending me a smile.

I slowly removed my shirt, revealing my pale and bruised skin. I looked up and Sirius smiled at me.

“Now come on! You must be burning!” He laughed.

I will remember this moment forever. As i was lost in my thoughts, Sirius moved next to me.

“Good morning love..” i whispered.

“Mhmm.. Good mornin’ moons.. You slept well?” He asked, rubbing his tired eyes.

“I did. I was thinking about the week where James, you and I spent at his home in 3rd year. Do you remember?” I asked.

“Of course I do! I was crushing on you so hard at that time!” He laughed.

“No you didn’t!” I giggled.

“Of course I did! You were worried about your scars and i told you that you looked beautiful!” He said.

“You looked beautiful too.. I like those freckles on your back..” i said, letting my fingers brush against his bare back.

“Well.. I like the ones on your cheeks and nose..” he said, kissing the tip of my nose.

“How’s your jaw?” I asked, frowning.

“A bit sore.. but i had a great healer!” He smirked.

And we stayed in bed all day long. Eating candies and playing chest.

Febuary 5th 1976

foxechannelofficial  asked:

Hi. I put this off for so long, I didn't want to bother you. I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done to improve my best friend's life. I had to talk him out of suicide twice last month. Yesterday he was scrolling through Tumblr and I saw him do something he's not in at least 2 months. He smiled, then he burst out laughing. I asked him what he'd seen and he showed me your reblog on the diamonds vs squares. We laughed. Now whenever he's sad, we look at your blog. Thank you, Jakei.

Wow, guys…
You don’t have any idea how much it means to me.
I’m so glad I can make people smile and feel better during those hard moments.
Anyway, I hope you and your friend can pull throught this together. I believe in you two <3
Many people here and I can help you feel better :3

SNL Live Reaction

Okay, so between tears and pieces of badly typo filled text messages to Syd, Sarah, and Ashley- I managed to string together some thoughts. Putting this behind a cut in case people haven’t seen it yet! xx 

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anonymous asked:

Was it ever addressed IN-story that the reason for ino and sakura's frienship breaking over sasuke was stupid? Please correct me if they did, because them not acknowledging that their frienship was ruined over a crush just gives me a bad taste.

I don’t think it was? But it would be hard to do that in a manga, tbh, at least without resorting to even more ponderous “as you know…” style laziness than the series already has.

Sure, it would have been nice if the series featured a low-key moment of Ino and Sakura catching a breather in a tent during the Fourth War and laughing “oh man do you remember when I was too embarrassed to admit I liked Sasuke too?” and Sakura laughing back “hahaha and when I found out I got so dramatic, ‘we are rivals 5eva bitch!’ hahaha oh wow we had such petty concerns back then.”

But personally I call that a “would have been nice” rather than a must-have. Frankly, a Kishimoto who could write that scene would have been a much better writer of the female characters in the series overall.


“I’ve got a plan, everything’s gonna be okay”
so story time: I was basically very nervous and I walked around the background and Dan is there with his arms open and says “hey!!”. his face is so much rounder irl and HIS DIMPLES OKAY. his pants really do sag btw it’s hilarious. anyway, I hugged Dan and being so short I basically hugged his waist but he smelled amazing and was so warm. I hugged Phil next which was such a blur but frankly I wanna know what cologne they wear because wow. after I hugged them, I pulled out my drawing of them (I’ll post a better photo later) and Dan was like “wow did you actually draw this?!” I was a stuttering mess but I managed to smile and say yes. I said “Dan can you write “I’ve got a plan, everything’s gonna be okay” on this. I’m getting this as a tattoo for my 16 birthday.“ Phil looked so happy and just glowing okay. so I’m holding the paper so Dan can sign it and I slips out of my hand aND HITS DAN IN THE FACE. Phil just started laughing as I was basically mortified. Phil said "wow Dan don’t get a paper cut” and Dan basically replied with a laugh. after that terribly awkward incident they asked if I wanted to take a selfie. still stuttering, I asked if we could hold hands in the picture. Dan grabbed my hand and I grabbed Phil’s and ok they’re hands are so strong but soft and warm and just wow. so we take the picture and me (still stuttering and shaking) says goodbye and “i love you guys”. I can report that Dans hair is so much curlier irl and he stands with his hands on his hips casually and tried very hard not to acknowledge the many sexual innuendos during the show. Phil is a literal ball of sunshine. his eyes are absolutely beautiful and he makes you feel so comfortable. I’m just so proud and thankful for everything they’ve done for all of us.
@danisnotonfire @amazingphil

Imagine Jeff trying to teach you how to do the dance he does during his entrance

Request for val2557

Y/N: Are you laughing at me? You make this look so easy and it is actually really hard. Especially with my two left feet.

J: No, it’s fine. I’m not laughing at you. You just need to practice it some more.

Y/N: Oh, well, as long as you aren’t laughing at me.

J: How could I laugh at someone as cute as you?

Y/N: Wow, that was cheesy.

J: *laughs* You love it though.

Y/N: … I do.

She Calls Me Daddy Too.

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There’s nothing like a man in a nice suit. You watch the tall man in front of you order, admiring the back side of him in all its glory. When that back side turns this front side you do you best to ignore the impressive bulge in his trousers.
Your eyes snap up at the sound of your name.
“That’s cruel, don’t even recognize me,” he teased and the smile is what brought it all together for you.
It was Rafael. Oh my god.
“Rafi?!” You practically screamed, throwing your arms around him and hugging him tight. He didn’t hesitate to hug back.
Rafael was your high school boyfriend. From the ages of 14 to 18 Rafael Barba flooded your every sense with his love for you.
Even the breakup was amicable. You’d known he was going to Harvard and you were so proud, pushing him to go and pursue his dreams. Of course, then he’d been an awkward and fumbling teen. You’d been each other’s first kiss, first relationship, first time and falling in love with him had always felt like coming home.
You look back up at the man who stood before you, “wow Rafi, you aren’t exactly the boy next door anymore. You grew up.” You smile and run a palm over his scruffy chin.
“When did you get facial hair?!” You accuse and you both laugh. It feels so right.
He just smiles at you, “you look so beautiful, carino.” The nickname warmed your heart. Different on the outside, but he was still your Rafi. The Rafi who had asked you every five minutes if you were okay during sex, who had also held you in his arms and let you cry when family troubles got hard.
“Do you wanna get a cup of coffee or something?”
He chuckles, “Carino, were in a coffee shop, remember?”
You flush, “right, right, sorry. It’s just… Wow you look different…”
“How so?”
“Have you looked in a mirror lately Rafi? You went from ’hello sir, nice to finally meet you, I’ll have your daughter home by 9,’ to ’she calls me daddy too.’”
He bursts out laughing, “yeah? Wel,l I seem to remember even back then a certain someone calling me ‘papi.’
You took a deep breath and a leap of faith, "care to reprise that role, papi?”
His eye darkened as he smirked, putting his hand on your lower back and leading you out of the coffee shop, “I’m always happy to catch up with old friends.”
“Especially when those old friends know everything you like in bed?”
“Damn straight,” he pressed you back against the car and kissed you hard, lips hungrily attacking yours. He kissed hotter than you remember, there was a tender affection there, but it was nearly overshadowed by the blazing lust.
You smile, pulling up for air breathless and he presses his nose against your cheek. “My place or yours, carino?”
“You pick papi, but pick fast or I’m letting oh take me right here.”
Those words would have made your sweet Rafi blush redder than your lipstick, but this Rafael just smirked, kissing you again and whispering against your lips, “don’t tempt me.”
You liked new Rafael. You liked him a lot.

One Reason (Jay Park)

Anonymous asked: Hello love! Can I request a scenario with Jay Park? Where he’s interested in a girl, and he asks her out but she thinks he’s messing with her because she’s not what she thinks he would go after (i.e taller, and thicker/bigger than the girls he’d go after) and she rejects him? Thank you in advanced and I love your writing! :D

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    You laughed as Jay finished telling you an account of his late night out with Hyukwoo and Sunghwa, during which he had ended up as the designated driver of both of them after a long night of foolish antics. “Wow,” you said finally, “You guys party hard, eh?”

    “Well, they sure did. I would have liked to, but someone had to be the responsible one,” he said and you chuckled at how salty he sounded about it.

    “So, how are you getting revenge?”

    “I dropped them off at Sunghwa’s mom’s house afterward, so they’d have to wake up to her scolding in the morning. They’ll be embarrassed enough to not leave me out next time,” he said.

     “Solid plan,” you said.

    “Hey, I have something to ask you,” he said, looking down at his coffee mug as he swirled the dregs in the bottom of it.

    “Yeah?” you asked.

    “Do you want to go on a date tomorrow?”

    Your brow furrowed. Why would he be asking you that? “Are you asking for someone else?” you asked incredulously.

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Choose Me

“No I’ve been single for a while.” You say laughing and taking a sip from your drink.

“Really?” He smirks and nods his head looking away from you. “I find that hard to believe.” He takes a sip from his drink and looks over at you.

“Why?” You ask intrigued with what he has to say.

“First of all you’re really pretty and so many guys are checking you out right now.” You look away from him and notice a couple guys staring at you. You look back at him feeling self conscious about yourself. You felt uncomfortable when people stared.

“That doesn’t mean anything.” He raises his eyebrow and nods.

“True looks aren’t everything but you have a great personality.” You smile looking down at the ground. “I’ve talked to a lot of girls but I feel like it’s different with you.” You look up at him and furrow your eyebrows.

“How many other girls have you tried that on to get them to sleep with you?” His eyes go wide and he shakes his head.

“None. Honestly I’m telling you the truth.” A small part of you wanted to believe him but he was a guy. They’ll say anything to try and get you to sleep with them. “I know it’s hard to believe with my music and persona but I’m not lying.” He says smiling at you.

“I’m having a hard time believing you.” You bite your lip and look away. You honestly did have a great time talking to him. Even though he was famous, he was really humble.

“Do you want to get out of here?” He asks after a couple minutes of silence. You look at him with furrowed eyebrows. You couldn’t believe he just asked you that.

“No.” You said with an annoyed laugh.

“No not like that.” He said shaking his head. “I just want to get out of this crowded club….with you.” He said which made you laugh. You debated for a second and shrugged your shoulders giving up.

“Let’s go.” His face lights up and he reaches his hand out to you. “Only on one condition.” You say raising up your index finger.

“And that is?” He asked raising his eyebrow intrigued on what you would say next.

“We can’t go back to your apartment.” He laughs and nods.

“Deal.” You smile and take his hand in yours.


“I haven’t been on one of these in years.” You say as you sat down on the swing.

“Me neither.” He says as he sits next to you. You guys sat in silence as you both moved back and forth on the swings. The weather outside was warm which you loved. It was probably around 3am but you didn’t care because you were having fun.

“So tell me about yourself.” He says breaking the silence. You bite your lip thinking.

“I don’t know what to say.” You say laughing. “What do you want to know?”

“Everything.” You felt your cheeks heat up as you smiled at his answer.

“How about we just ask each other questions that we want to know. You can ask me anything you want.” You say smiling at him.

“No boundaries?” He asks raising his eyebrow at you. You laugh and nod your head.

“No boundaries. You can ask anything.” He smiles and nods his head.

“Ok so ladies first. What’s your first question?” Your mind goes blank and you don’t know what to ask.

“Um..What’s your favorite color?” You ask and he laughs.

“Really?” You nod and he laughs again. “Blue.”

“Me too.” You say smiling.

“Really? I would take you for a purple or red lover..” You laugh and shake your head no.

“Nope my favorite color is blue like the sky on a sunny day. Your turn.” You say as you continue swinging.

“What was your first impression of me?”

“As in right now or artist?”

“Right now.”

“I thought you were a cocky asshole.” You say laughing and he opens his mouth super wide. “You know how you like an artist but you never know how they are in real life? You kinda were walking around the club like you owned the place. BUT..after talking to you I know you’re not.” His mouth closed and he gave you a smug look. You laugh and look away.

“How about now?” You shake your head.

“Nope you can’t have two questions.” You say sticking out your tongue. He laughs and continues swinging.

“Fine! Your turn.”


“Has anyone ever broken your heart?” He asked watching you closely. The questions have gotten more personal and you started really learning more about each other. You both were facing each other sitting down on the merry go round.

“Yes. In high school, I really liked this guy in my grade but he just wanted to sleep with me.” He furrowed his eyebrows.

“Seriously?” You nodded and rolled your eyes.

“Yeah and the best part is he had a girlfriend that he never told me about. He would flirt with me constantly and would walk me to my classes.” He opened his mouth wide and started laughing.

“What an ass!”

“Tell me about it.” You laugh and roll your eyes. “But yeah that was my first and last heart break.”

“Wait so you never had a boyfriend?” You shake your head.

“Nope I’ve never had a boyfriend.” You say laughing.

“Ok now I feel like you’re lying.” He says laughing along with you.

“I’ve talked to guys but it’s never really worked out during the talking stages. They either got super clingy or we just didn’t click.”

“I’ve had the same problems so I can relate. People don’t understand how hard it is to find the right person. Just because you find someone attractive doesn’t mean your personalities are compatible.”

“Yeah exactly! I totally agree with that!” You look up at the sky and see that the sun is slowly coming up. You furrow your eyebrows. “What time is it?” He pulls out his phone and shows you the time.

“Wow it’s 6am.” You say getting up.

“I didn’t even realize we’ve been here for 3 hours.” He says getting up and wiping the dirt from his pants. “I have an interview at 9am.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Because I didn’t want this…” He points between you two. “To end. And I’m not even tired. I’m kinda used to not sleeping.” You frowned at that.

“Promise me you’ll get some good rest after the interview.” He extends his pinky to you.

“I promise.” You extend your pinky to interlock with his. His hands were so soft. He lets his pinky stay interlocked with yours as you both look at each other.

“Can we do this again?” He asks and you nod your head.

“Yes.” You say and he pulls out his phone to get your number. Your hand drops to your side.

“Can I walk you to your place?” He asks after you put your number in his phone. Your phone had died a while ago so you couldn’t get his. You shake your head no.

“You have an interview to get ready for.” You say laughing.

“Ok.” He says giving up on trying to take you home. He reaches forward to give you a hug. “Bye.” He says as your arms wrap around his waist. Your heart raced a little at his close embrace. You were really falling for him.

“Bye.” You say. It felt so awkward but this is the first time you’ve met. “Good luck on your interview.” You pull away from his embrace.

“Thanks.” He says smiling and combing his fingers through his hair. “Have a good rest of your day!“

“I’ll try.” You say in a playful tone.

“Don’t make trouble.” He says raising his eyebrows and pointing at you. You laugh covering your mouth.

“I shouldn’t have told you that story.” He laughs and shakes his head.

“Your secrets safe with me.” He makes a point of pretending to lock his lips and throwing an invisible key.

“Thank you.” You laugh and look down. You didn’t want to leave and neither did he as you both stood there awkwardly. “Text me?” You said and he nodded.

“I will.” He said breaking into a big smile. A smile you started falling for as the night progressed. You smile back and start walking backwards knowing someone had to leave first.

“Bye.” You say and he starts walking backwards the other way.

“Bye.” He says waving. You wave back and turn around.

lol today I was talking to my co-boss during lunch n we started talking about scary stories (my forte) n he told me that the most recent horror movie that he watched was the boy. so we had this whole conversation on how mean the parents were for ringing up a poor white girl n getting her tangled in their family business n he’s like ‘when the guy started crawling out of the mirror I thought to myself WOW the parents are such douche bags’ n I was laughing soo fuckin hard. then I remembered how the guy who wears the mask tries to make out with the girl while wearing the mask n I just randomly thought was sooo hilarious like my co-boss is just inherently funny he has no idea. every time he says something I laugh because he says everything so nonchalantly n while hes washing his dishes in the office sink I was like ‘the parents literally just walked into the ocean n died they should’ve just went to europe’ n he’s like ‘YEAH ??? what douchebags they should’ve just called the police to pick up their kid I don’t get it.’  

“Nice pajamas,” says someone drily just over Stiles’ shoulder, and it’s because he’s suddenly, uncharacteristically been blessed by the gods of grace that he doesn’t jump straight through the ceiling. It’s not a jump. It’s more of a jolt. He jolts a little. Then he just turns his head, looks balefully at Derek. Derek looks soft, rumpled at the edges. He’s wearing sneakers. “What’re you doing at the grocery store at one in the morning,” he asks Stiles. Then he steps up to the self checkout station next to Stiles’. He’s holding a shopping basket. It’s probably the funniest thing Stiles has ever seen Derek do.

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hisokawa  asked:

do you have any nejiten fic recommendations?


I have way more in my bookmarks but sometimes I save some for hyucks, b/c I’m in the mood to read anything (& after I’ve gone through the good ones) (life of a shipper whaddya know). I’m wAY pickier when I’m re-entering fic world for a ship, so without further ado: 

Psst! by Arkana 

Summary: Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]

(Notes: Ok…this is probably one of my favorite ones of all time because Lee is a central part and he ISN’T like staring at Neji and Tenten all 5-year-old confused at the revelation of their relationship (which is my biggest pet peeve). Super funny, Team Gai bein’ dorks and BFFs.)

Pumpkins and Anthropology, by maravelous

Summary: “I think humans are more beautiful than any story or picture ever made.” — ShikaTema & NejiTen

(Notes: Cute & funny all around; this author writes a cute NejiTen, where Neji’s a Nice Person. Some of her other works have an interesting off-kilter prose-ish beat to it; took me a bit to get into the writing style, but her scenarios are nice.)

coda in d minor, by metaphorically-blue

Summary: She doesn’t look like her father. /And children can’t recognize grief./ /future!fic, sort of Team Gai/

(Notes: Wow??? The subtlety is really well done and the themes are well crafted and well woven into the story. I don’t think their names are even mentioned in the story, which I think is really beautiful. )

scarborough fair, by windsilk

Summary: Remember me to one who lives there; for once, he was a true love of mine. —Neji/Tenten.

(Notes: Well-crafted, their relationship is well expressed (tiny, beautiful moments), even if I don’t entirely agree with all of the sentiments (mostly towards the end).)

Wish, by The Silver Feathered Raven

Summary: A thousand little moments that come from one wish, from one dream. Tenten centric.

(Notes: Another huge favorite of mine because I’m a sucker for Tenten-centric stories. Not Nejiten, but their relationship is portrayed well in this.)

Blood drops and sharpened steel, by subtlyfailing

Summary: When she pulls the kunai out of her first dead man’s throat, the blood that stains her hands won’t wash out for days. She shakes for weeks, adrenaline roaring, her head filled with images of red smiles and bloodless faces… (Note: I cut the summary short for length purposes. Sorry!)

(Notes: MORE TENTEN CENTRIC STUFF ENOUGH SAID. All about Tenten figuring out ways to be herself; my favorite bit is when she compares herself to Sakura and comes to revelations about the differences in their path choices.)

Pavement, by Lacewood

Summary: Neji, Tenten and a chance meeting on a street. The past is behind them, on a growing stretch of pavement

(Notes: Prettay angsty) 

The Game, by DrerrRedclaw

Summary: One man dies: chaos, order, and everything in between ensues. Character studies, ShikaTema, NejiTen. Futurefic, expect OOC due to age and experience.

(Notes: The NejiTen is on ch. 4 if you’re curious, lol, but really, read the whole thing. Nice character studies and a strong plot to tie everything together.)

When the Moon Hits Your Eye, by Goldberry

Summary: Tenten has plans for Valentine’s Day. Unfortunately, so does everyone else.

(Notes: Not your usual Valentine’s Day story (yergh…I can’t stand those); cute, funny, in-character, the ending is a winner. This author has a LOT of other NejiTen stories that are all really well done–she writes Neji really well.)

Spilled Ink, by memory’s marionette

Summary: The only tears she sheds for him breathe on rough parchment, scrawled within the characters of his name that she writes over and over and over again. A romance written in reverse. NejiTen.

(Notes: Reverse fic, goes into Tenten’s calligraphy & scrolls. This author (@iridescentirises) was the one who wrote the Pro-Nejiten essays, so she defs knows what’s up. My only confusion was with the ending…I still can’t quite figure it out, but the sentiments overall in the story are v nice.)

Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji, by Kraken’s Ghost

Summary: All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently.

(Note: Not NejiTen, but who cares, it’s about Neji and his team, and what they mean to him. A pretty excellent character study. I just…wish the title was different, esp for a fic as thoughtful as this one.)

Interrogation, by Yugao

Summary: One day, Lee decides to interrogate Neji on his love life, but he ends up learning more than he bargained for.

(Notes: Neji & Lee being friends, Lee being Sociably More Sane than Neji, which I love.)

NSFW Territory: 

On Sex, by Lotos-Eater

Summary: With titles like this, who needs summaries?

(Notes: Really not what you think; 0% fluff, 0% Neji & Tenten going at it like rabbits, 100% real & real-life awkward. TW for a dark past. I’m not sure if this would ever happen, but it’s pretty well done. NSFW for obvious reasons.)

woohoo, by mellieforyellie

Summary: congratulations, it’s 2 am and you’re covered in glitter and what you’re pretty sure is tequila bottles. you’re headed places, kid. — inspired by TLFN ; word-vomit collection.

(Notes: And then on the opposite end of the spectrum in the rated M/E fics, we have this. It’s ALL sex, every chapter is about it, but she writes them all in character, and honestly has one of the best portrayals of Neji & Tenten’s relationship that I’ve seen?? (Ch. 11). Very NSFW so tread carefully if it’s not your cup of tea.)

Non Team Gai/NejiTen fics:

Five Things Sakura Will Never Tell Naruto by sowell 

Summary: Kunoichi know how to keep their secrets.

(Notes: WOW, OKAY, I will admit I supported Naruto/Sakura a LOT so when the ending came out my heart sort of broke a little bit and laughed really hard. (I don’t feel too strongly about them anymore; Naruto & Hinata are hella cute.) This fic remedies it for me though, it writes their relationship in this pretty dynamic way that isn’t shippy at all.)

Knockout by Rilina

Summary: Sakura during the time skip (and a little after it too). Gen.

(Notes: Sakura-centric, feat. Team Gai in a little snippet that’s Pretty Great.)


If anyone has recs, send me a message I am always down 4 more of this OTP business NejiTen we OUT  


GQ: Have you ever read GQ?
Jackson: Yes, I know about this magazine. Jay-Z was even on the cover once.

Jackson: A US version of GQ. I was honoured. This is the very first time I have a solo photoshoot. It’s nice when the focus is on me. When we GOT7 modelled for magazines, I looked pretty ugly. When I took photos with other members, I looked like an MC or an extra. The guys are all good looking, they have small faces and long legs.. Let’s put it this way: when I stand next to them I look like a watermelon next to apples.

GQ: Lies.
Jackson:No it’s for real. Plus I have big nostrils so that’s all you can see. It’s a complex of mine. My legs are a complex too. Honestly, I’m short.

GQ: How about your height?
Jackson: Firstly I’m quite short. Secondly, my legs are not long either. So there are already 2 weak points. I couldn’t wear skinny jeans, because my thighs are big. Now I can start wearing them, I’ve lost 9kg.

GQ: Wow!
Jackson: When I was filming for Roommate, I was a little bit chubby (T/N: Jackson was 72kg, now he is 63kg), so I decided to start keeping track on my weight. Actually I wanted to lose a little bit more, but I don’t think it’s a good idea. Coz my face and my height can’t be changed, if I keep losing weight like that I’ll become a lollipop lol [T/N: The lollipop that keeps shrinking.]

GQ: Three weak points?
Jackson: Haha yes. But I lost some weight so people see the handsome side of me. Hm… but honestly I’ve never thought that I wasn’t handsome. I’m just me. After I lost some weight, I dyed my hair blond for the first time because my company asked me. I’ve never even thought about going blond, it didn’t seem like me. I called Kangnam (M.I.B) hyung and told him, “Hyung, I’m dying my hair blond! Just like you”. (Laughs)

GQ: So you are normally like this? You talk so fast!
Jackson: Yes, when I have a break during filming or taking flight, I talk too. When the staff is about to sleep I’ll come to them and say “Hyung, don’t sleep yet, listen to my story!”. I’m always like that, but the seniors are like “Jackson ah, hyung is tired”. I’m the type that gets close to people fast.

GQ: Wow it’s hard not to be close with you.
Jackson: Yes, I’m the type of person who is fast to get close with people. But it has the negative side as well. It turns out that sometimes I’m not as close with people as I thought I was. I meet hyungs and noonas during filming, we talk, we seem close, and the next time we meet each other they just say ‘You’ve worked hard’ when I call them 'Hyung’ 'Noona.’ That’s kinda sad.

GQ: Was it also like that when you were in Hongkong?
Jackson: Not at all. I was close with friends in school. I attended international school so I hung out with Hongkong friends and friends from America. But here … well.. it’s exactly like “No mercy” *laugh*

GQ: Do you want to change your character?
Jackson: No, I don’t think so. I am aware and feel bad when people feel uneasy because of me. Long time ago after shooting I gave a bro hug or high five to the PD, but I don’t do that anymore. At that time people told me “Are you crazy? Get a hold of yourself!” When I first came to Korea, some things I did were considered disrespectful; I was scolded for that a lot of time. So now when young trainees do the same, I tell them to fix that immediately. “You can’t just say like that to hyung!” *laugh*. So now in GOT7 I act like Korean the most. When I’m dreaming I also speak in Korean.

GQ: Not sure why I feel sympathy you towards you. Are you close to foreign idols?
Jackson: We are super close. I talk from time to time with Henry hyung, Amber, Fei and Jia noona in Miss A, Rap Monster (T/N: I’m not sure why RapMon is mentioned but Jackson said he always thought RapMon is foreigner when he first met him), Kangnam hyung, Zhang Yuan huyng (T/N: Zhang Yuan from Abnormal Summit), we are all close. It seems like I’m close to almost everyone *laugh*. If I keep thinking like this I may get hurt again. What if they get asked in an interview “I heard that you are closed with Jackson?” and then answer “No, I don’t really know a lot about him”? *laugh*

GQ: You are very opened and straight forward, is there any time you feel weak?
Jackson: Yes, I used to show my weakness to many people. When I was worried I would say something like “I’m sad, I’m worried about this”. But I’m not like that anymore. If one day all my close friends leave me, what can I do to solve my own problem alone? I haven’t found the answer for that question, and I don’t think I can find that answer any time soon. However, I do believe if I can overcome my weakness, I’ll become stronger.

GQ: It sounds sad. What to you hear when you go out for a drink?
Jackson: “So you don’t go on variety shows lately?”, or “Jackson isn’t it the time you should be back on variety show? You’re more of an entertainer than a singer”.

GQ: How would you feel about these comments?
Jackson: “Should I switch to Jo Se-ho huyng’s company?’ [laugh]. I’m not very sure (how I feel). I’ve always loved hiphop. I wanted to be like Usher and Chris Brown.. and I’m still trying now. If I’m well prepared, opportunities will come.

GQ: “Cool Kiz on the Block” and “Laws of the Jungle” are going to air soon.
Jackson: Yes, I actually love these kind of shows. But then people only recognise me as a gag man but not an idol. I feel a bit … There was a time I was eating in a restaurant, the owner told his friend “I just got the signature from a comedian”. But I still want to be on a real reality show.

GQ: Is it ok if you are being honest like this?
Jackson: It’s not a problem. If I just go on show to do greeting stuff like “hello sunbaenim, yes yes”, it isn’t me. If I try to act, I feel sorry towards my audiences, it’s like I’m telling lies. I’m just being me and try to be true to myself. I know a lot of people don’t like me, but how to be liked by the whole world? I’m Jackson. I don’t want to wear mask on camera. If somebody hates, me, I’m sorry about that. If somebody loves me, I’m sure they love the true me. The people who love me for who I am will make me become bigger (T/N: Jackson actually made a mistake here, he means his trust will be built up by those who love the real him).

GQ: It’s true, it does makes you feel stronger.
Jackson: Yeah. When I was doing fencing, I wanted to become this and that. I trained hard to succeed like my admired fencers. But one day I realized that if I keep wanting to be like someone else, I won’t be able to become them for my whole life. I need to challenge myself and overcome my own self, overcome obstacles and move forward. Since I was accepted to train in Korea, I still keep that life motto.

GQ: But when you’re like that, what about the negative comments…
Jackson: I didn’t pay attention to them at first, I didn’t even know how to read comments, like what to do after you go to Naver. Because I appear on several shows, I want to know what the audiences think. Suddenly I wanted to go read comments on GOT7 gallery. But then I thought, I was really enjoying the time with all seniors there, why I need a confirmation? There was a time I read those comments, they were all like “Why don’t you get you a** back to China yet?”, “Eww, you have those stomach hair, you are disgusting, I wanna puke”. Oh my, so what is wrong if I have stomach hair?

GQ: You seem go through a lot of pressure.
Jackson: Yes, I do. Maybe I shouldn’t appear on TV anymore. I have just started joining variety shows and it could just end like that. It really shocked me. I thought I did something wrong (on TV). The truth is that I encountered a lot of bashing and hatred. What did I do wrong? Should I go on SNS and write a reply to those comments too? I wrote to Kwanghee hyung, he called me up after that. “Hyung, It’s hard for me”. Kwanghee hyung said to me “But why? Oh, you got bashed; I was bashed multiple times. Don’t worry about it!” It’s just like that *laugh*.

GQ: So you are in charge of rapping in GOT7? But I heard you don’t like diss rap?
Jackson: I don’t really understand why it has to be diss rap? Of course I understand dissing is a part of Hiphop culture, like “I’m the best and unique”. But is it necessary to keep dissing? I’m excited and nervous to watch “Show me the money”, I always have the thought “If I were them how should I rap?” There are multiple genres in Hiphop as well, like Hiphop mixed with R&B, with meaningful lyrics, it is more comfortable to listen to.

GQ: What is the thing that GOT7 is doing recently?
Jackson: We debuted as hiphop group, but now we turn into boyfriend-dols. *laugh*. We are close to each other, the group atmosphere is great, we have natural bond. We are trying to find our own color step by step and find a concept everyone likes.

GQ: If you can write a wish list, what would be in there?
Jackson: *lean himself toward the recorder* I want to join reality shows. I’m hungry, very hungry, I’m STARVING. Treat me food! Ah, GOT7’s going to come back with a new album, we really hope to be successful!

GQ: Have you ever thought of a Korean name?
Jackson: It’s Jaegeun. A fan was typing too fast, so he made a typo in my name as “Jaegeun”.

GQ: Oh it suits you!
Jackson: Really? Everybody says I’m adorable, and very childish, very cute and 4D. But I actually think I act manly. But noona, why did you start laughing at me? ~~

Translation by JACKSONWGOT7VN

thegarnet  asked:

17 and jeffmads

Jeffmads + Time

Sorry, I am the world’s slowest writer.


Two months until Thomas returns from France.

The time can’t go quickly enough. James has a calendar with the day of his return circled in bright red. He crosses off each day as it passes by. They Skype almost every day; Thomas tells him about everything—the sights, the food, the pretty girls (“but I only have eyes for you, babe”). They miss each other so much. He doesn’t know how he’s going to be able to handle an entire two months apart.

Six weeks until Thomas returns from France.

James is a little ashamed to admit it, but he beginning to not mind the distance so much. The apartment is finally clean, thank god, he has lots of time to himself to do whatever he wants—whether it’s reading, or listening to music with the volume on full blast, or taking up both halves of the bed when he’s sleeping, or whatever else. And the best part? He hasn’t had mac and cheese from the box once in two whole weeks.

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Catching Feelings (Nate Maloley)

could you do an imagine where Nate is one of your guy friends and he takes your virginity? and you feel more for him but because he doesn’t cuff you have to act like its no big deal to you.

Nate, Swazz, and Derek all sat in my living room while I was in the kitchen getting drinks. I have two drinks in my hands and the other two cradled between my boob and my arm. “Alright Nate, Jack and Coke, Swazz, Dirty Sprite, and Derek Red bull and Vodka.The boys take their drinks one by one as i call them out. “Thanks Y/N” they all slur in unison. I take my Vodka and Sprite and plop down next to Nate.

Swazz is telling us about this girl he was with last night and the guys listen intently. I pull out my phone and scroll through my Instagram tuning their conversation out completely. I have no idea how long it’s been when I hear Derek talking about how big some girl’s ass was. I laugh at the face Derek makes when describing it.

When Derek is finished the three if them look at me. “What?” I raise my eyebrows in clear confusion. “It’s your turn Y/N” Swazz says to me like I should have already known. “My turn for what? A sex story?” Derek nods his head at me.

“Umm, well let’s see…….One time this guy took me on a date and then we kissed…….the end”. The boys looks back at forth at each other before busting out in laughter. “Boo, that was really terrible Y/N” Nate bumps my shoulder with his showing me and upside down thumb. “ Well, I’ve never had sex before what do you expect me to say” 

“What do you mean you’ve never had sex before?” Swazz asks me with suspicion laced through his voice. “I have never had sexual intercourse John” I look over at him still not understanding their confusion. “So like not ever,not even the tip?” Derek turns his body to face me, I shake my head and laugh at his vulgarity,while the three of them just stare at me. “Wow, Y/N that’s just really hard to believe” Nate pipes up after a while.

Derek is the one who finally changes the subject, he starts talking about all the girls he gets to see during tours and meet and greets. Hours later, Swazz and Derek have fallen asleep on the couch and only Nate and I are awake. I stand up to take all the empty styrofoam cups in the kitchen and Nate follows behind me pouring the rest of his drink down the sink.

He comes up behind me and puts his big hands on my waist.“Nate what are you doing?” he moves his hands up into my shirt and unhooks my bra.“Touching you” he answers as my bra straps fall off my shoulders. I turn to face him and meet his hooded eyes.“Why? are you drunk or something?” I press my arms against my chest to keep my bra from falling any further. “I want you” Nate whispers tugging at the hem of my shirt and hooking his fingers in my belt-loops pulling me toward him.

He leads me up the stairs and into my room locking the door behind us. “Nate I don’t know if this is such a good idea” I continue holding my bra and trying to gauge Nate’s expression. “Shhhh, I got you, okay?” I nod my head as he walks toward me he kisses me and walks me into the bed. Nate pulls his hoodie over his head and gently starts to kiss my neck.

I try to pull off my shirt, but he moves my hands away “Let me do that” He pulls my shirt up and I lift my arms and my bra and shirt come off together. Nate undoes my pants while continuing to kiss me. I kick them completely off and I lay under his gaze in nothing but my panties. He runs his hand down the length of my stomach and into my panties. 

“Hmmm you’re so wet baby” Nate hums against my lips he swirls his fingers against me and I feel a twitch in the pit of my belly causing me to moan. He takes off my panties and discards them on the floor.He pulls a foil packet out of his pants and lays it on my nightstand while he takes off his pants and boxers.

He works the condom onto his erection and positions himself at my entrance.”Kiss me” I do as he says and wrap my arms around his neck getting lost in his lips. He eases himself into me and lets me get used to the full feeling before he starts to move. “Y/N, are you okay” he asks while keeping his thrusts slow and gentle “Mmhmm” I respond getting more and more used to the stretching sensation.

Nate presses his lips against mine picking up his pace giving me that feeling deep in my stomach. “O my God, Nate” I run my hands down his back while he smirks against my lips “What? are you gonna come for me Y/N?” he rubs his fingers against me again making me once again cry out in pleasure. “Shh, you have to be quiet baby” Nate’s thrust become faster as pushing me closer and closer to heaven. Within minutes I lay spent across his chest slowly drifting off to sleep.

When I wake I am in bed by myself with the covers placed over me. Nate was so sweet and he showed me a side of him that I had never seen last night. I grab my phone and expect to see a text from him, but there isn’t one. I look out my window and see that they three of them have left. I send Nate three texts,but he doesn’t reply.

                                                2 weeks later……………

I had seen Nate 5 times since that night and it was obvious I was starting to feel for him,but every time we hung out he would act like it never even happened. So I went over to his house to talk.

 “So what did you wanna talk about?” he sits down on the couch next to me “Well I wanted to talk about the other week when we……..you know” his furrows his brows and looks at me with a confused face. “Oh umm yea, I wasn’t looking for anything serious Y/N, we’re still cool though right?” I feel a knot start to form in my gut, I can’t believe he just said that. I have to say something or he’ll know the truth. “Yea of course, it was no big deal I just had to make sure everything was cool with you” He nods his head and his phone rings.

“Hey Sasha” Sasha? who the hell is Sasha. Nate hangs up and then looks over at me “Hey I gotta go meet someone, hang out later?” I nod my head and he leads me out “See you later Fam” I wave goodbye and try to ignore the burning lump in my throat. 

I can’t believe he doesn’t feel anything.

I needed transcription of the videos where I met Stackie, because I cannot listen to myself on tape ever again, I HATE MY VOICE, but I want to remember the interactions fondly, so here we go. If it’s of interest to anyone else, great! If not, SORRY!



Me: Hey!

Seb: RI-RUCHI!!!!!

Me: You got it! How are you? Enjoying it this time around?

Seb: I’m good! I was just, uh, I was looking at the storm outside! I didn’t know it was going on

Me: Yeah, it’s crazy!! Listen, our Bollywood pose was boss, it was good.

Seb: Oh, cool, was it? 

Me: Yeah, you have a future in, like, Bollywood movies. FYI.

Seb: Ahh, wow, well…there are some good ones from there– (editor’s note: NOW I WANT TO KNOW IF HE’S ACTUALLY SEEN ANY THOUGH)

Me: (laughing in disbelief) Yeah! Awesome. Thank you so much!

Seb: Alright, thank you–nice to see you again

Me: You too. Thanks!


Me: Hi! Your signature is epic, by the way, Anthony.

Anthony: (sees me) Whaaat! Wassuuupp. So this is what’s so funny. You were–

Anthony gets distracted, throws something at Seb. Misses.

Anthony: Oh curveball.

Me: You almost hit him. You got it.

Anthony: Imma get it, imma get him.

Me: You’re gonna get him. Look at him, smug–

Anthony: I didn’t get your costume till you were walking away, I was like, that’s amazing.

Me: Indian Cap! Listen, if Sam Wilson can do it, Ruchi Gupta can do it.

Anthony: That is absolutely–that is the best costume I’ve seen by far.

Me: Thank you! You’re like the only person to get it in the past few hours!!!

Anthony: It’s like, that is–and I was like, do you see that?! And everyone was like, “eh?” and I was like “Awww!" 

Me: Listen, white people, man.

Anthony: That’s a great costume.

Me: Thank you! Hey, are you gonna do the ice bucket challenge? 

Anthony: Uh, I’m trying to figure it out now.

Me: You gotta one up Seb, Seb hasn;t done it yet.

Anthony: I know, I gotta figure it out–

Me: You guys should both do it during the panel tomorrow.

Anthony looks at handler with bug-eyed expression of wonder.

Me: Can I come up and do it for you guys? Please? Please.

Anthony: Jeez…

Handler: Are you gonna wearing that outfit tomorrow?

Me: I could if you want me to!

Anthony: Write down your phone number.

Me: …omg. Omg. Alright–

Anthony: We’re gonna figure this out. 

Me: Alright! (writes down number AND email address)

Anthony: We’re gonna figure this out.

Me: And I’m gonna give you my email address!

Anthony cracks the fuck up.

Me: Listen, I don’t want wires to be crossed, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Anthony: We’re gonna figure this out! Okay?

Me: ALRIGHT. Thank you!! (shakes Mackie’s hand)

Anthony: Nice to see you

Me: And congrats on being Cap!

Anthony: Thank you, I appreciate that


Me: Heeey! Look! (pointing at my pics)

Seb: Oh, I love these! (signing the flexing pic)

Me: (ignoring his preciousness and being a doof) Hey look can I ask you something? Can you feel my triceps? I worked out for this picture.

Seb reaches over and feels my tricep with a half smile on his face. Quick squeeze, and:

Seb: That’s amazing!

Me: And then our vampire one turned out pretty well too, just–throwing that out there

Seb: I absolutely love all of these. All I wanna do is these pictures.

Me: And I just wanna thank you for doing this. You were so great in Philly, It made me wanna come back.

Seb: Thank you, I’m so glad you did!

Me: You’re welcome! Also, the fourth thing is, can you sign my shirt? And… I want you to look at what the shirt is (It’s the Weiner Soldier shirt)

Seb: (laughs) Oh wow, I love that (leans over and signs the shirt ON MY CHEST)

Me: And do you think we could take a picture with me in the shirt?

(At this point Seb is signing someone else’s pic thinking it’s mine so I feel bad informing him, oh no it’s not my birthday it’s someone else’s, and he pauses signing bc I’m an asshole and TAKES THE PIC WITH ME a process during which he leans over, places his hand on my shoulder and neck, and cheeses super hard.)

The rest isn’t on tape, but basically I get my phone back, Seb goes back to signing, I say, "Bye, thank you so much!” And he stops, looks up at me, eyebrows raised, and says, “See you soon?” Like he’s confirming a meeting at a later date that is sure to happen. Which is kinda sad and pathetic for me if you think about it, but whatever.

I said, “Rate I’m going, probably!”

Delightful meetings, all. Next time I want to make it a point to tell him and Mackie the reason I keep coming back is because they’re just really great, funny, talented actors who bring the characters they play alive for me and are just so magnetic that it’s kind of cool to meet them and experience their personality firsthand. I feel like all I’ve done is take advantage of how cute they are for photo opps, or how nice they are for autograph signings, but I really want them both to know how much people genuinely thrive on meeting them and sharing back the meaning we get from the art they produce, it's important beyond just “meeting a celebrity” and they should get to feel that.