i laughed so hard at this

“giant handkerchief.”

 - Phil Lester

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

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Random headcanon that Steph will say "shut your mouth before you talk to me" whenever someone says something she doesn't like and Tim gets SO frustrated with that phrase but it becomes used within the family and now there's nothing he can do. (Poor Tim!)

“DICK LISTEN TO ME”

“Shut your mouth before you talk to me”

“JASON CAN YOU TELL–”

“Shut your mouth before you talk to me”

“GUYS-”

“DRAKE KINDLY CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU PROCEED TO SPEAK”