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“It’s gone...all gone...” - Batsis (Reader) x Batfamily

Summary Batsis is EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED after she accidentally erase from her computer the entirety of the novel she has been working hard on for the past three years… 

Because I’m actually very frustrated with myself right now (refer to that post if you wanna know more), and thought that the best solution was to turn all that frustration into a story, and sorry if it’s pretty bad, it’s literally something I just came up with, and wrote in twenty minutes, because I was so damn frustrated, and here it is : 

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-TIIIIIIIIM !! TIIIIIIIIIIIIM !! HELP ME PLEASE COME FAAAAST !!!!!!!! 

Your screams of panic wakes your brother up from a good nap he was having, and he runs to your bedroom as fast as he can, almost falling down stairs, slipping on the wooden floor in his socks. He burst into your room, ready to fight, and finds you sat at your desk, shaking your computer desperately. 

-Timmy, please do something, I just did something, don’t ask me what I don’t even know it just kinda happened, I pushed some fucking keys on my computer, and my novel just disappeared ! 

He stares at you for a few seconds, a bit in disbelief, before finally answering :

-…Wait, that’s your emergency ? Are you kidding me (Y/N)? 

-Au contraire mon frère, I’m super serious ! My novel alright ?! I’ve been working on it for the past three years, I was almost done !! IT CAN’T BE ALL GONE ALRIGHT !?

As you said those last words, you stood up and grabbed your brother by the collar of his shirt. Realizing what you just did, you let go of him, and straighten him a bit, forcing a smile on your face. 

-Can you, please, my dear and adorable little brother, check my computer to see if it can be retrieved ? 

Tim was a little stunned, he never saw you like that before. It was pretty much the exact opposite in fact, you were known to be the calmest and more collected of the batkids. You usually were the one calming them down…In that sense, you were a lot like your father. So seeing you being so…hysterical, was a bit unsettling. 

-Ok calm down, we can probably retrieve your file. Most files can be recovered from computers. Hell, remember when I got some back from the bat computer after it’d been completely torched down ?

-Yes, I’m hoping for another one of your miracle here. Don’t disappoint bro’. 

-I won’t. 

And on that note, Tim cracked his knuckles and went to work. 

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liswae  asked:

Are you still active snaj ? 😘

maybeh. 

…….maybeh.

iaminternationalroadrunner replied to your photo “tranquil-slaughterhouse: They’re back?”

McKinley Raymond’s being babysat too, he’s still like a month old remember?

I need you to fully understand that reading this made me laugh so long & loud that it made my dad came into my room to check on me x,3

but you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT LMFAO

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Smile- 5SOS 4/4

So this is for the lovely anon who asked for a 5SOS 4/4 where he finds out you’re extremely ticklish. The whole time I was writing this I was thinking of the song “Smile” by R5…so I guess that’ll be the song for this imagine lol. Enjoy!!

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Michael: “DAAMMMIITTT!!!” Mikey yelled, dying yet again in COD. “I just can’t fucking get pass this, never fails I always die right here!” You couldn’t help but laugh, and practically collapse on the couch from laughing so hard. You loved to watch Michael play video games, he got so into them, and his reactions were the best, whether he was freaking out over dying, or jumping up and down and screaming because he finally beat the game. He looked up at you from the floor he was sitting on, trying to glare but couldn’t quite take the smile off his face. “What Y/N??!! Why are you laughing??!! It’s not funny!!” He yelled. You sat up, wiping tears off your face. “Ok babe, I’m done, I’m sorry but…that was so funny” You said, still having the giggles. “Let’s see you try to do this then!!” He said, while pulling you off the couch and into his lap instead. He handed over the controller, and rested his head on top of yours. “Come one babe, you can do this, destroy them!!” As soon as the game started he wrapped his arms around your stomach. Bad move. Oh no you thought before the uncontrollable laughter started. You dropped the controller, and instantly grabbed your stomach. “Y/N what happened?! You died in the first second practically, why are you laughing??!!” Mikey said letting go of his hold on you. That’s when he noticed you grabbing your stomach, and it clicked. “NO! You’re ticklish??!! You’re kidding me!?!? That’s it, you’re gonna get it from earlier!” He laughed while instantly putting his arms across you so you couldn’t escape while he tickled your sides. You screamed, throwing your head back against his chest, laughing uncontrollably as he continued his relentless torture. “Ok! Ok! Stop!!! STAHP!!!” You managed to laugh. “Please…I’m sorry!!!” It was only then that he finally stopped. He turned you to the side so the side of your head was resting against his chest. “Well as long as you’re sorry…” He said while leaning down to peck your lips….

Ashton: You loved to watch Ashton play the drums. There was nothing hotter than watching your boyfriend play…his arms flexing as his hands came down on the drums, the hair flip he’d do, hell even the sweat dripping down from him was hot. You hadn’t been dating long, but you could appreciate all of this even in your fan girl days. “How was that babe? Watcha think?” Ashton asked you, getting up to get some water. “Amazing Ash, as always” You smiled, while walking over to him. “Are you just saying that, or do you honestly mean it?” He asked, smiling back at you. “Trust me Ash, you’re the best drummer I know!” You replied while playfully hitting his shoulder. “Y/N, I’m the only drummer you know” He laughed while playfully poking your side with his drumstick. You instantly went into a fit of giggles and put a hand on your side. As soon as you did this, you put your hands in front of your face, probably turning bright red as you did so. You were really shy about being so ticklish, and now that he knew you couldn’t help but be incredibly embarrassed. “Y/N, you’re ticklish? That’s so cute!” Ashton laughed, a big grin on his face. “No it’s not!” You said, removing your hands from your face, but you couldn’t help but smile as you saw the pure joy on his face. “Yes Y/N, it is” He said while lightly tickling your neck, then moving his hands to your sides. You started the fit of giggles as soon as he laid his hands on you. “That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen” He laughed, while pulling you into a hug.

Calum: “Y/N! Come here!” Calum yelled from the living room. “What Cal?” You asked, getting up from the bed and setting down your book. “This better be good Cal, because I was on a really good part-“ Whatever else you were about to say left your mind as you saw the sight before you on the couch. “IT’S A PUPPY!!” You screamed at the sight of your boyfriend cuddling with a puppy on the couch. What could be cuter? You ran straight for the pup, instantly picking it up. “Where did you get this adorable creature?” You asked. “The people next door asked if you could watch it for a while, something came up and they can’t find anyone to watch him. I said we’d do it. Hope that’s okay” Calum said. “Are you kidding me?! I’d watch him forever if they’d let me! He’s so cute!!” You cooed while holding the dog up to your face. “Thought you’d say that” Calum laughed. “Thanks Cal, you know me so-“ Yet again whatever you were going to say was left unsaid as the puppy begin to lick your neck and you started in a fit of giggles. “Cal, Cal! AHHHH! Oh my god CAALL, get him off me!” You laughed, squirming out of the puppy’s reach. Cal started laughing as well as he took the puppy from you. “Y/N are you ticklish?” He laughed. Holding the pup in one hand, he reached over with the other one to tickle your neck. You instantly started giggling and squirmed away from him. “You are!!!” He laughed. “Thanks little guy for bringing that to my attention” He said while giving the puppy a scratch behind his ear. “Oh shut up Cal” You laughed while putting your head on his shoulder, rubbing the puppy’s back. He just laughed, and you two continued to play with the puppy until its owner unfortunately came to pick the pup up.

Luke: “Run!” Luke looked at you, a grin on his face, excitement filling those blue eyes. “Are you crazy? It’s pouring!” You exclaimed. “Luckily for us the restaurant is right there across the street” Luke said, grabbing your hand. You shook your head while looking at the street in front of you, rain coming down around you, hard. Of course, it just has to pour the one day I don’t have my jacket… You thought, gazing at the restaurant in front of you…so close but so far away. “Ok…but let’s move fast…I don’t want to be soaking wet.” You said, squeezing his hand. “Ok ready?! 1……2…3!!!” He yelled, running across the street, pulling you by the hand. You half screamed-half laughed when you ran out in the rain, water completely drenching you in seconds. You both kept running until you reached the awning hovering over the front doors of the restaurant. You turned to look at your dripping wet boyfriend, knowing you were in a similar state. You both laughed as you saw each other. “So much for not getting soaked” You laughed. “And your hair’s a mess Y/N” He laughed while tucking some loose hair behind your ear. As he did so, his fingers slightly trailed down your neck, and you started laughing even harder. He looked confused for a second, but then he smiled widely when he understood what had happened. “Y/N, you’re ticklish!” “No I am not!” You pouted. He then started tickling your sides, and of course it started a fit of giggles, and you trying to push him away. “Yes Y/N, I think you are” Luke laughed. “Shut up, ok yes I am, now stop!” You smiled. “But it’s so cute” He said, leaning his forehead on yours. You just laughed before bringing your lips up to his…

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Well shit….I actually did it….hope you like it! It’s funny, cuz I’m not even ticklish but I’m still all emotionally wrecked after writing this. Go figure. Choosing the pics was fun too, sorry some are like fetus pics, they were perfect tho lol. Anyway thanks for reading! I really appreciate it! You guys are awesome! Had this blog for like 3 days and already….just wow…Thanks!! And to the anon, please tell me if you like it!  -Lydia

PS: I’m hoping to have part 3 to my Into Your Arms series in a day or two…If you’re wondering….

GUYS…nearly 50 notes in one night…wow thank you so much!!! That’s a lot to me, like this is crazy…thank you guys…..feel free to request what you want or message me with anything….wow…..thanks…

Faith - Part 3

Word Count: 3139

Pairing: Eventual Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, blood, gross stuff. 

A/N: I’m not sure how I feel about the end of this one :/ 

Tagging: @spnfanficpond @letsgetoutalive @aprofoundbondwithdean @pb-5minutefanfiction @faith-in-dean @blacktithe7 @supernotnatural2005 @paolathedragonichuntress @nothingeverdies

Series Rewrite Masterlist


“….you think it’s THE grim reaper? Like angel of death, collect your soul, the whole deal?” Sam asked.

You shook your head. “A reaper, Sam. Not THE reaper.” You corrected, laughing at how stunned he looked.

“There’s reaper lore in pretty much every culture on earth. It goes by 100 different names. It’s possible there’s more than one of them.” Dean explained, shrugging his shoulders.

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You dragged yourself out of bed and over to the window. The moving van outside confirmed the source of the noise. The new neighbours were moving in today and they certainly weren’t doing it quietly. You couldn’t see anyone but movers so the identity of this new neighbour was still unknown. You straightened up your Spongebob pyjamas and made your way downstairs. 

“Did the new guy wake you up?” your Mum asked upon seeing you walk into the kitchen. You nodded. “He seems nice though, he brought us those” she gestured towards a plate of biscuits on the kitchen counter. You picked one up and began to walk back upstairs. You made it all the way back to your room before you realised you didn’t have a drink. You grumbled, putting the biscuit down on your desk and making your way downstairs.

When you saw your Mother talking to the new neighbour at the door you almost choked. His hair blew lazily in the wind as he smiled, charming as always, at your Mother. He was the teacher you had been completely infatuated with for the past two years. 

“Hey (Y/N)” He smiled when he saw you. You shook out of your daze and replied.

“H-h-hey” You stuttered. You remembered what you were wearing and ran back upstairs, forgetting the drink. You cursed as soon as you slammed the door behind you. 

*

The doorbell rang later in the afternoon. Feeling appropriately dressed this time you answered it. 

“Hey” He smiled, and it took you a second to process that he was actually here.

“Hey” You smiled back after a second. 

“Umm..” He thought, chewing his lip. God he was cute. “I need some things for my new place and i was wondering where I might get them?” it sounded rehearsed and you found it adorable that he was nervous about talking to you. 

“Yeah sure the umm… the shop’s just around the corner” You managed to reply, “I could show you the way if you’d like?” You asked, hoping he would agree.

“Please” He answered. 

You shouted back into the house where you were going. 

“Mum, I’m showing (TC/N) the way to the shop”

“Ok hun” She replied.

“You can call me by my first name you know” He laughed. “Neighbour” His laugh was beautiful.

“Ok” You laughed back. “Neighbour" 

*

It was late when you had finished shopping. You had offered to wait outside but he insisted on you coming in with him. You chatted all the way round the aisles and learnt some things about him through the things he chose to buy. 

It was dark when you started to walk home. 

"Stars are cool” He smiled up at the sky. “Don’t you think?”

“Yeah” You smiled back. 

“Those ones look like a dinosaur” He laughed.

“Where?” You laughed back, looking at the sky for the dinosaur stars.

“Right there” he said, putting down his shopping bags to point to it. 

You leaned back to try and get a better look but ended up falling backwards onto the grass. He laughed slightly and you hid your face in your hands. 

“Jokes on you” You tried to redeem yourself. “I can see them better from down here” You looked up at the sky, still searching for the damned dinosaur. He lay down next to you and moved closer. He brought his head next to yours. 

“That one looks kinda like a fish” You laughed. 

“Speaking of the sea” He laughed, “I loved your pyjamas”

“Shut up” you laughed back.

“It’s ok” He smiled. “I have some too" 

"Seriously?” You laughed. 

“Seriously” He laughed. 

He told you about how he loved cartoons and even sometimes still watched Nickelodeon if he was bored. You laughed but thought it was adorable. You told him about how you pretended you watched kids TV for your little sister but you actually really loved it. He laughed.

You looked at the stars for a minute before looking back at him. When you looked at him, he was already smiling at you. 

“What” You grinned. 

“Nothing” They replied. “Just…” They paused “I think you might be cooler than the stars.”

Fun in the Sun

Fandom- Avengers/ Thor
Pairing- Loki x reader
Plot- Reader loses her bikini top in they ocean and Loki ‘helps’ her find it. Based on this imagine- http://imagine-loki.tumblr.com/post/120816129193/imagine-you-loki-and-the-avengers-having-a-day
Warnings- Loki being a little shit

(Your pov)
This trip had of course been Tony’s idea. He decided that a nice day trip to the beach would be a well deserved stress reliever for the team. And loki because he was staying with us now. In fact most of the team would agree that Loki caused 50% of the stress in the tower. I actually didn’t mind Loki in fact I kinda liked him.
I got up getting dressed in some shorts and a loose tank top with a (f/c) bikini underneath. I walked out towards the living room were the rest of the avengers were scattered throughout the room.
“Hey there (Y/n) your looking hot” Tony said with a wink. One of Tony’s favorite activities was trying to embarrass me. I rolled my eyes.
“Ya thanks Tony.” I said. He winked at me again and made a clicking noise with his tongue.
“Will you stop harassing (Y/n) so we can go?” Clint asked from the couch.
“Yes! Let us embark on our journey to the beach!” Thor boomed as he dragged a bored looking Loki behind him.
“Alright you heard the man lets go.” Tony said walking toward the elevator. We all filed into the elevator and as the last team member squished in I was pushed backwards. Right into Loki’s arms. He looked down at me and winked, my face flushed while I steadied myself.
“Oh come one why does reindeer games get a reaction?!”

-Time skip-

I quickly set down all my stuff excited to get out of the heat and into the cool water. I walked out into the water and once I was in far enough, dove under. I swam around a bit before going back up for air. I gasped and almost inhaled a mouthful of water when I saw Loki’s face inches from mine. I blushed moving back a few feet.
“You scared me.” I said with a small laugh.
“Well that was the kinda the point."Loki said with a smirk. "Mind if I swim with you?”
“No not all.” I said with a smile. We swam around for a bit and talked. I was swimming on my back while Loki told me some more stories about Asgard. Suddenly I was swept under water by a strong wave and flipped around. I lay floating under the water for a couple seconds when I was grabbed and pulled back up above the surface. I took a deep breath of air and grabbed onto the person holding me up.
“Are you alright?” Loki asks giving me a concerned look.
“ya ya I’m ok.” I said letting go and pushing the wet hair out of me face. Something felt different. I looked down and then let out a shriek when I saw my now naked chest. Quickly I covered my self up with my arms and then sunk down so the water reached just below my chin.
“What what is it?” Loki asked.
“Get out of here! Don’t look at me!” I yelled my face burning with embarrassment. I sighed at his confused face then whispered, “I’m missing my top.” Loki’s eyes widened and then he let out an amused laugh. “Shut up this isn’t funny!” I yelled
“Ok fine, fine I’ll go.” He said and began to make his way back to the shore.
“NO! Loki get back here.” He turns around with a smug look on his face.
“Would you like my help finding your top (Y/n)?” I let out a groan.
“Yes please I’d rather be stuck in the ocean without a top and with you that without a top and alone.”
“That’s all you had to say.”
We then proceeded to spend the next half hour looking for my bikini top. Half of me knew that it had either been washed up onto shore or taken out to the depths of the ocean were it would never return by now but the other half was still hopeful. Then half an hour turned into an hour and all hope was lost.
“This is it!” I yelled, “I am gonna be trapped in the ocean forever without a top.”
“Oh don’t be so dramatic, I’m sure it here somewhere.” Loki said sounding calm. Usually his calmness would calm me down but I had had it up to here with the ocean.
“We’ve been looking for an hour! Their is no way it is still here. And now I’m gonna have to go face Tony and the rest if the team like this!” I yelled
“Hey are you guys alright out there?” Loki and I both turned our heads and saw Bruce and Natasha sitting on the shore watching us argue.
“Ya we’re fine don’t worry just go back to what ever you were doing.” I yelled back with a nervous smile. They both gave us weird looks but went back to their own activities.
“(Y/n), here.” I looked back to Loki and saw him holding up my swimsuit top. Oh hell no.
“You had it the whole time!?” I yelled, not caring if Bruce and Natasha heard. “What the heck? We spent this whole time looking for something you already had ugh I cant believe you wo-” My rant was cut short as I saw the look on his face. All in all, he looked like a puppy who’d just been kicked. And suddenly I felt bad for yelling. See what this guy does to me?
“Look (Y/n), I’m sorry for making you upset I just wanted to spend some time with you.” He said looking anywhere but at me. “I really enjoy spending time with you.” My gaze softened.
“Well why didn’t you just say so, you nerd. I like hanging out with you too.” I said with a smile. I could never stay mad at him. He leaned down to me and our lips were just about to meet when
“Hey is (Y/n) topless out there?!” Thanks Tony, way to ruin the mood.