i laughed more than you're supposed to

…it’s not a show about a relationship and there’s a parallel connection I’m noticing between people who care a lot about one relationship in a show and the people who are having the least fun watching that show. I don’t like the idea of catering to the squeaky wheels because I believe in a silent majority that enjoys television. And I think it’s fucking fantastic if you can be so immersed in a show that you care whether two people hook up but I think that’s sad when that amounts to you watching a show through a hateful lens, not enjoying anything, tallying moments of eye contact, complaining about everything, spending longer than it takes to watch an episode to write an essay about how much someone disappointed you with the writing of a show that’s supposed to make you laugh and feel good.
—  Dan Harmon, commenting on Jeff/Annie and making me think about pretty much every fandom I’ve ever been in
the signs as nerdy pickup lines
  • aries: you're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power
  • taurus: do you like science? because I've got my ion you!
  • gemini: are you a compound of beryllium and barium? because you're a total BaBe.
  • cancer: are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
  • leo: do you have 11 protons? 'cause you're sodium fine!
  • virgo: i'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron
  • libra: are you made of nickel, cerium, arsenic and sulfur? because you've got a NiCe AsS!
  • scorpio: didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  • sagittarius: according to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me
  • capricorn: you give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
  • aquarius: are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? 'cause you are F-I-Ne
  • pisces: I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U
Why I love Clois (and thus Supercat)
  • The most beautiful thing about how Lois and Clark's relationship started is that one day, Lois looked at the bumbling idiot she worked with and thought "that man is a superhero". Not only that, but (depending on which version you're watching), she started falling for the bumbling idiot before she realised he was also the perfect hero.
  • Moving on to Supergirl, you have two canon contenders for her heart, and the supposed "crack ship".
  • -Winn laughed when she told him she was a hero. He didn't believe she was or could be more than just the assistant. He also immediately assumed anything she had to tell him had to do with sex, always looking for why he's in the friend zone.
  • -James already knew who she was, and felt like he had to protect her. Treated her like she needed his help before he even knew her. He saw a hero and assumed she was weak.
  • -Cat had an assistant, an underling who could mean nothing to her. Only she took the assistant under her wing, helped her when she needed it, told her she'd always have a job with her, and despite needling her and playing power games, Cat clearly always respected Kara. Cat is the only person to see the assistant and assume she could be the hero. She saw the ordinary, shy, stuttering woman who brought her her coffee, and thought she could save the city.
  • That's how love is supposed to be.
Babies
  • A couple on Youtube was talking about their mutual bucket list.
  • Chyna: I'd like to have a baby someday.
  • Craig: A what??
  • Chyna: A baby!
  • Craig: Like a Babybel cheese? Those are delicious.
  • Chyna: Oh my gosh.
  • Chyna: ...So good. And so few calories!
  • Craig: Yeah that's on my bucket list, to have another one of those.
  • Chyna: The baby I want to have would probably be more calories than that, but you're also not supposed to eat them.
  • Craig: Okay. That doesn't... I don't see where the benefit of that is.
  • Chyna: *laughs* There really isn't a benefit I guess.
  • Craig: Moving on!
Sailor Moon Starters
  • In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!
  • Give me your password for voice-check.
  • I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding
  • I stand for love. And I also stand for justice.
  • And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
  • Don't drop me!
  • Hey, have I ever let you down?
  • You've got to stop reading so many romance novels!
  • Look who's talking!
  • You think the paperboy likes you just because he rides by your front door every morning!
  • That's so sweet I'm getting cavities!
  • Beautiful... but a shopaholic.
  • I don't get it.
  • My mother's sure acting strange.
  • What'd she put in her coffee this morning?
  • I really think you'd be a great model...
  • I know this place where they take tons of pictures. You fit in really well there. It's called the zoo!
  • You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!
  • Are you stupid or just... incredibly lazy?
  • Better enjoy that laugh. It's the last one you'll ever have.
  • You've got guts
  • But it takes more than guts to beat the Negaverse.
  • Give up now, you'll never win.
  • Very impressive, you didn't land a single punch.
  • I was just warming up, hotshot.
  • That's as good an excuse as any. Now it's my turn. You better take some notes, 'cause you're gonna get beaten and beaten badly.
  • I've had it with this itchy costume! We were supposed to be dwarves, remember? Not animals! I feel like some little five-year old back in kindergarten!
  • Bullying little kids, how far you go, pal? Are you just a schoolyard bully?
  • How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?
  • You'll pay for your rotten ways!
  • Don't worry... I won't hurt you if you do what I say...