i laughed hard at these ok

nct 127 hogwarts au; taeil

-yall
-my boi is a ravenclaw
-but a shy one
-can yall imagine book nerd taeil with glasses fuck
-aNYwaY
-hes that #shy ravenclaw
-what a cutie
-he’d be a rly good student!!
-sometimes he’ll be eating and like all of a sudden hes like
-‘o shit I have an essay to write lol brb’
-and everyones like ‘??boi’
-but he already ran off lmao
-so then theres u, a hufflepuff cant relate
-taeil would’ve spotted u very quick tbh
-but he was too busy being cute hiding behind his books
-it wasnt until year 4 that you noticed him
-lmFAO OK so u and ur cute hufflepuff friends were sitting at the table in the great hall
-and off like 0-100 real quick u heared a  plate scatter and a gasp
-so u look and o shit
-someone laughed so hard and accidentaly kicked the table
-and somehow taeil’s plate fell on the floor
-but like 5 minutes later when all of the students returned to their dorms
-taeil was still picking up the scattered pieces
-and u were like
-‘hecc man i gotta heLp this,,,,,,,woah cute ass looking boi wth’
-so u walked over and started picking up some pieces
-and taeil doesnt look up til mid sentence and it kinda goes like dis
-'you dont have to-’
-and he almost chokes bc what the hecc,,,,,hes been crushing on u since year 1 fuck
-but u just smile like the adorable lil fucker u are
-and then after cleaning the mess yall talk for abit more
-its akward but so adorable hecc im having a stroke
-so like u guys start to hang out
-yall dont talk THAT much but hecc
-anYWAY
-u were in class and u look down and u see taeils name written everywhere on ur test lmFAO
-and u kinda freak bc,,,,,u gotta give this to mcgonagall in like 3 minutes
-so u scratch his name and nervously hand in ur test and then dash to the library
-lmfao and then mcgonagall looks thru ur test and she sees taeils name and shes like ;)
-so u arrive at the library and taeil is curled up on a couch reading a fat ass book
-and u try not to drop to the floor bc he looks so ethereal
-like,,,,have yall seen him hecc
-so u walk over and taeil makes room for u
-and u two kinda read together
-then johnny comes outta nowhere
-smh what is his ass even doing here dis binch dont read
-and hes like 'taeiL DUDE WE CAN GO AND STEAL A GOAT AND THE-’
-and johnny sees u
-and u kinda just blink ur eyes bc what hte hell m8
-johnny becomes the ;) emoji
-hes like 'aye tae who dis’
-ur so shookt like wth first u wanna steal a goat and now-
-and taeil becomes so pale hecc man
-lmfao he stutters out ur name and johnny is now like ;;))))))
-and ur so confused like wth
-sudDENLY U REMEMBER THE PAPER U GOTTA MAKE DUE TO TOMORROW HECC
-and ur like 'joHNNY M8 GREAT ASF TO MEET U BUT GOTTA BALAST’
-so u do
-and then after u leave johnny slides into ur spot
-taeils so flustered omg!!!squishy baby
-johnny’s lowkey fangirling tho lmfao
-he’s like 'thATS Y/N HECC CUTIES ASK HER OUT’
-i swear on my dead hamster taeil almost fainted
-hes like 'noooo omfg they dont like me like that!!’
-incorrect
-johnny keeps teasing him tho i swear taeil was about to strangle him
-so he just gathers all his stuff and leaves
-next day
-u worked a long ass time on that paper hecc dude sleep
-so in like 4th period u almost fall asleep
-and remus notices that (hes alive fight me)
-hes like hecc girl are u ok
-'taeil bring her to her dorm pls thx’
-mr lupin ships it bYE
-taeils shookt
-so yall are calm and walking to the hufflepuff common room and u both sith on a couch
-and u both go kinda quiet
-ur like hecc dood my heart beating hella fast lol stahp
-bUT UR HEART IS LIKE NO BINCH NOT TODAY
-i love bts rip
-so ur shy ass decides to speak up
-'taeil…’
-'yea’
-'i think i like u’
-ur legit a cherry
-taeil almost fucking jumped
-lol no he couldnt move rip
-he was frozen
-'i-its ok if u dont like me back i’ll just g-’
-and suddenly u two are hugging aww cuties
-rly shyly he’s like 'hecc i like you too,,,,,,pls be my girlfriend’
-you nod against his chest and yall r so happy n cute woah im emo
-so yall dont do that pda shit non
-after like 3months of dating yall hold hands while walking in the hallway tho
-like,,,,,yall cuddle sm in private
-and yall get still shy when u kiss aww!!!!
-ok ur first kiss was probably in the woods or smth
-like u loooooove the woods
-so taeil was like
-'hecc we’re goin there,,,,,,bciloveu’
-and ya so u ended up walking here lmao
-so ur playing with a squirrel
-and i swear for a second taeil thinks ur some magic angel fairy
-like,,,,,the sun shines on ur face and ur eyes are sparkling and u have this smol content smile on ur face
-ur like 'hecc dood ur silent whaddup’
-so u turn ur face to him
-hes staring so intensly at u and u can see the adoration in his eyes
-and he leans in
-and u lowkey panic but dont show it yikes
-so he kisses u rly sweetly
-and its like for a few seconds but yall are so red omfg
-and yea yall didnt talk too much on that lil date
-but its u guys fav memory together
-u guys are everyones otp like hecc,,,,,,ur friends are jealous sometimes
-and johnny is still ;;)))) till this day

anonymous asked:

Ok so this is newthethestral but the Tumblr app won't open and I'm not home but we had our one act play completely (in which we did not place) BUT WHEN WE GOT TO CRITIQUES THE JUDGE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "i know it's hard for girls to act like they're in love with another girl" BUT THE PERSON SHE WAS CRITIQUING IS A GIRL WHO IS NOT STRAIGHT AND LIKE HALF OF THE CAST ISNT STRAIGHT AND I WAS SCREECHING

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS AND TOTALLY JUST MADE ME LAUGH!!! :’D 

Also I’m so proud of you and the cast, bby!!! Bringing that diversity to the main stage is so important! I hope you had lots of fun!!! <333

( @newthethestral)

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OK SO YUURI SEEMS TO BE GETTING AN OFFICIAL BODY PILLOW (sound of me screaming my lungs out)

BUT WAIT

HE’S WEARING THE RING

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THIS WITH A GOOD CONSCIENCE. THE GUY IS ENGAGED TO THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. HE’S TAKEN. AM I A HOME WRECKER. I LOVE HIM AND WANT TO MARRY HIM BUT I ALSO WANT HIM TO MARRY VIKTOR. FUCK. 

I’M HERE JUST LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF ALL THE REACTIONS OF THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Look at that man with the blue suit, and the girl beside him.

“Well seems someone drank more than they shoud….”

Then we have who I’m guessing is Sara. She looks ready to record the moment.

“Oh it’s Yuuri!”

Then we have Mila.

And the poor girl just can’t hold it anymore…

And now even Victor has to take some photos, he doesn’t even care he is talking with other people at the moment.

“Ok just wai-… I only need one photo of this… Ok done!”

Also JJ…

“Don’t worry, we are cooler than that.”

AND YURI WHAT ARE YOU EVEN… OMG

They are feeling it….

THE SAME MAN FROM THE FIRST PHOTO.

“Oh no… now there’s another one.”

VICTOR JUST JOINED THE PARTY

AND YURI WHAT ARE YOU EVEN…

MORE PHOTOS

“SO SCANDALOUS.”

“OK now… who brought the pole?”

ok you know that ‘make the princess laugh and you can have her hand in marriage’ thing?

imagine so many come in.

they try, so hard, to make her laugh.

she just sits there, morose, ignoring every man who tries to coax a smile.

one day she’s sitting on the balcony. she just looks so sad.

of course that little thief tries to make her smile.

a girl who goes through the (semi public) royal gardens every day to pick flowers, even though technically only the royal family is allowed to do that. 

she sees the princess while she’s picking them up to sell on the streets, and she’s just… so sad. this princess needs someone to cheer her up.

and she tries. she’ll do silly dances when she comes in, she’ll bring up frogs from ponds and act out comedies, she’ll make flower crowns and exaggerate just how hard it is.

the first few days, the princess doesn’t even look at her.

then she starts noticing. this girl, trying so hard to cheer her up. she probably hasn’t even heard of the hand in marriage thing, she doesn’t know she’s trying so hard for nothing.

but she does it anyway.

one day, the princess starts talking to her as she does these things. “You do know that it’s useless?”

“What?” the thief says. “No way! I’m going to get you to laugh!”

“The best jesters in the kingdom have tried, don’t bother,” the princess declared pessimistically, staring down at the girl.

Then the thief puffs out her chest, “Of course I am! I’ll find the best jokes, even better than the jesters have found! I’ll… fight a fire breathing dog for them!”

There’s no laugh, but the corner of the princess’s mouth twitches. it’s sad how she thinks she can make me laugh…

the girl keeps trying, for years, making more silly stories and trading flowers for jokes rather than food or money. the princess slowly realizes the girl is getting closer and closer, asking her for responses in knock knock jokes and encouraging her to speak when she wouldn’t respond immediately.

the princess eventually had the girl hanging from her balcony, holding on tight to the rail and feet wedged between the columns, grinning and telling yet another iteration of that already old chicken joke.

the princess has been smiling, slightly, but she mostly just looks unresponsive. the girl is happy, it’s better than looking so sad, like she had been years before.

the girl moves on to puns, pointing at the exotic lunch the princess was eating. “Why do the melons have to go to get married? They cantaloupe!”

“You only know that word because of me,” the princess snarks, but there’s a small smile there, a bit of happiness. This little flower girl, this thief has grown into an amazing friend, a wonderful person who genuinely just wants to help. she doesn’t know of the deal, only nobles and jesters could know, not the commonfolk.

“Well, it makes quite the pun,” the girl says, proud of her joke. a smile! what an accomplishment!

“Say…” she continued, “What would you call a princess who got swept up in conversation a thief?” she pulled a flower out of her pocket, waving it in front of the princess’s face. the princess’s eyes crossed to see the flower before they rolled at the obvious setup.

though, it was interesting that it obviously involved them.

“I don’t know,” she admitted, sighing in preparation for another horrible pun. “What?”

the girl grinned. “A pretty theft!” she exclaimed, ticking the flower against the princess’s nose.

the princess froze for a moment, stunned. she had been complimented a million times over, called graceful by etiquette instructors, been called beautiful by many a suitor, been called wonderful by her mother before… she stopped thinking about that. 

she had never been called pretty.

she burst into laughter at the commonplace compliment, as if she was some sort of milkmaid who had somehow grown up to be good looking! it was ridiculous, the notion, yet somehow it had her blushing all the same.

then she suddenly stopped, realizing what she’d done.

the flower thief was staring at her in amazement, a blush of her own speckling her cheeks. her flower tilted out from in front of the princess’s nose, as if it had it’s own amazement.

“Wow…” the girl breathed. she’d never heard something so beautiful in her life.

The princess was silent, knowing what she had just done. She had just laughed for the first time in years.

The girl may not have been aware of the arrangement, but she was quickly swept up in it. A maid had heard the laughter and burst in, to find the thief and the princess, caught up in each other’s eyes, reveling in what had just happened.

The wedding was beautiful, a flower filled affair, a wonderful nod to how it happened. The king was so happy to see his daughter with someone who made her smile for once, tearing up as they were wed.

The princess’s laugh was still incredibly rare. She still had a hard time smiling. But a well timed joke from the girl– no, her wife– and another flower that had a hidden meaning behind it, than maybe, maybe you would hear it.

After all, the princess had finally laughed with the one she loved.

  • Me: So killing stalking is a great webtoon/manhwa. It accurate portrays what an abusive relationship is and how it can happen to anyone, whether you are straight or not.
  • Me: You see, I quite like the character Yoonbum because the author did a great job showing how he's slowly succumbing to mental issues by being caged within his kidnapper's house.
  • Me: I also like how the author depicted the kidnapper because she accurate portrays his insanity and how he developed it. His name is
  • Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
  • Me: sang moo goes the cow.

I’m laughing so hard cuz Keith reaching down to help mystery person out of the pod is the same hold he used for Lance’s hand in the infamous Klance scene.
It’s how Keith helps people up.

So that means Lance just took his hand and…didnt move. Like he had no intention of standing he just wanted to grab Keith’s hand and Keith just went with it

5 Things that Keep us Stuck in Life

1. Believing negative, unproductive and self-defeating thoughts. These include thoughts like “I could never … I’m not good enough to … I don’t deserve to … I’m useless at …”

2. Blaming others. It’s true that other people can have a huge affect on what happens to us, and where we are in life. But we give them too much power if we let them set our course, and see ourselves as victims, and act like we’ve no power.

3. Taking ourselves too seriously. It’s important to work hard and to have integrity – but we also have to laugh and enjoy ourselves as well. Also, decide to let things go, and put up with some mistakes. You’re not a perfect person and, the truth is - that’s OK!

4. Being afraid to take some risks or to live close to the edge. To have an interesting life you must leave your comfort zone and say “yes” to some new chances and opportunities. It will broaden your perspective, reduce anxiety, and provide you with new options and possibilities.

5. Being afraid of change. It doesn’t take much effort to stick with what you know. The unknown can seem daunting as we don’t know where that leads! But we grow as individuals and lead a richer life if we learn to accept changes, instead of being scared.