i laughed for like five minutes looking at this text

okay so i spent so long and so much effort putting in my em-dashes and formatting and crap and then ao3 just fucks up my tag order and idk anymore. 

so on my shared post with the link to the new fic it looks like i’m calling Tim Drake Tom King’s best friend instead of Kon’s. 

But I’m not fixing it because I’ve been laughing for like five minutes straight.

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Real Life OTPs: Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts (since 2005)

“I was wildly attracted to him and his work, so I said something cheeky as he was about to walk out. I said, ‘Don’t you want my digits?’ Because I couldn’t possibly say, 'Would you like my phone number?’ It made him laugh. He texted me five minutes later saying, 'Would you like to go for a drink now?”