i laughed for like 20 minutes omfg

omfg my mom and i had to got to the mall to get me some new jeans and there was an outlet store called ‘shoe show’ and the ’s’ in shoe was dimmed out and my mom laughed for like 20 minutes before we even got out of the car

anonymous asked:

a close friend of mine worked in an emergency room a few years back and once a guy came in with a flashlight stuck up his ass and the guy was like "i swear to god if you laugh i will sue" so my friend asked him to bend over so he could see what he could do the flashlight started blinking on and off and he had to take a 20 minute break because he was laughing so hard

OMFG