i laughed at this part idk

anonymous asked:

hey seo what did protein say to the peptones? gosh, ur a protease im sorry but this joke rlly got me idk why its lame but it got me hahahha

yo seo im sry same anon but if ur not part of the solution ur part of the precipitate ahh im srh

never say sorry for sending me good jokes bc i’m all about those laughs!!

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jess mariano + smiling/laughing (requested by anonymous) 

#i would like to take a moment to acknowledge how difficult it was to find scenes without rory where he was genuinely smiling #she is his sunshine and light #carry on

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She shouldn’t be asleep. She’ll just get more depressed if she’s asleep. What she needs is some kind of hobby. She needs to get out of the house, she needs to exercise.

a side of voltron when they’re not engaged in combat hc

but shopping on another planet to stock up on supplies instead: 

  • It starts with Lance who finds this ridiculously large shirt and puts it on bc why not the guys curious and Hunk comes along with “Lance what are you doing.”
    • But Lance only lifts the hem of the shirt to swallow him up, sounding a chomping noise 
      • bc he’s “eaten him and now they’ve combined as one being”. 
      • and “no its too late hunk we’re doing this. quick! in there.”
  • They hide in the clothing racks where keiths looking at other cropped jackets with much interest and Lance is mischievously muttering “target acquired” under his breath
    • when Keith reaches the rack they’re in, they pop out and pull the shirt over keith, successfully catching him off guard.
    • Pidge witnesses the whole thing and it amuses her. She laughs and joins them under the shirt too bc it’s too funny and she wants to be part of it. 
    • she’s just like “idk what the hap is fuckening but alright” 
  • They walk through the store like that and happen to pass by shiro who is eyeing them with concern
    •  "I feel like I don’t say this enough but what the quiznak is going on" 
    • [Keith] “turn Shiro save yourself”
    • but shiros just “guys can we please be more mature about this" 
    • Pidge speaks up "hey shiro there’s room for one more-" 
    • "alright team lets form voltron" 
  • and he gets in the shirt and they start running as much as they possibly can in the awkward huddled formation they’re in
    • all the while they’re 
    • laughing, 
    • joking,
    • being childish in a way they haven’t been for a long time bc of all the missions and battles thats been going on
    • and spitting out random phrases (such as..)
      • [Shiro] "POWER TO THE MAIN THRUSTERS" 
      • [Lance] "ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO BOSS" 
      • [Shiro, speeding up] "prePARE to head into maximum oveRDRIIIIIVE!!!!" 
      • [All] *screaming*
  • Meanwhile, Allura and Coran are surrounded by aliens asking about voltron 
    • ofc they only have nice stuff to say about them 
    • about how Shiro’s a natural leader
    • Keith is a skillful swordsman, unique in his ways
    • Lance: the sharp-eyed sharpshooter who strategizes
    • Perceptive Hunk with the good instincts and golden heart
    • and Pidge is Pidge. what more could you possibly say about the team’s talented cultivated little genius
  • But then they hear distant shouting and triumphant whooping
  •  "ah yes here they are!” Coran points out when he matches the whooping with Hunk’s voice
  • But then they properly come closer into view. 
  • And Allura sighs, but with fondness in her tone,
  • “These would be them. Our universe’s legendary defenders.”
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~ Jimin Leading You On ~ PART SIX 

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]  [part 7] [part 8]

After exchanging awkward byes, you and Jimin left the park. He went back the dorms while you went home. You checked the time and realized Yoongi was going to pick you up soon and you were no where near ready. Scrambling to find something more decent to wear, you hurried to get dressed. 

While shoving on a grey hoodless sweater, the doorbell buzzed. Waddling with your pants’ legs still stuck on your feet, you answered the door. “Who is it?”

“Hey, it’s me. Are you ready?” Yoongi’s voice was low and even through the somewhat distorted from the speaker, you could still tell he was holding in…excitement?

“Yeah, hold on one sec. I’ll be right down,” You spoke and then finished getting ready. Shuffling down the stairs and opening the apartment building’s front door, you greeted Yoongi with a wide grin. 

“Hey, Y/N,” he gave a small smile and put his arm out, gesturing for you to move first.

“I could’ve walked on my own, you know?” You smiled, softly, as you two walked side by side down the sidewalk. 

“Y/N,” Yoongi whined, “How many times do I have to tell you? I’m trying to be a gentleman.”

You shrugged. “I’ve never seen you so…” You trailed off with a smirk. 

“Don’t say it. Because i’m not!”

“Soft.”

Groaning, he shoved you playfully to which you responded nudging him back. That only started a nudging war until you nearly bumped into a tree, leaving you both chuckling.

“I talked to Jimin,” you blurted after a moment of comfortable silence.

“You did?” Yoongi turned to you and furrowed his brows. “How was it?”

“Not terrible. He apologized and explained what was going on,” You frowned in thoughtfulness. 

“Then why do you seem so down?”

“Just stuck with an inner question,” you put your hands in your jean pockets to avoid fiddling with them, a habit Yoongi knew about when you were distressed.

“Ah. Is it ‘Do you still like him?’“ He guessed, looking up. 

“Yup,” you sighed to yourself, knowing it was only part of another question. 

“And why is that so hard to answer? Is it because of what he said before?” Yoongi asked, tilting his head to the side, and as you stared at adorable expression on his face, you knew the answer to his own question was standing right in front of you. 

Looking away to hide the blush creeping up your neck, you shook your head. “I thought that at first. But I think I wanted that to be the reason,” You turned back to look at him. You wanted to say you hated how your heart was beating a million miles per minute, walking next to Yoongi, but you didn’t. How could someone who didn’t even try, manage to affect you this much? Why did he cause your stomach to do flip flops and your brain to turn into mush?

 How did he feel about the whole situation? Did he want you and Jimin to be together? He never gave much of an opinion and that always made you wonder.

“And do you know what the actual reason is?” He pressed, before looking back down at his shoes. “Just wondering.”

“I might,” You mumbled, and before you knew it, you were at the dorms. Before Yoongi could ask any further, you shot him a smirk, “Ready to bake brownies Mr. I’m Only Soft for Y/N?” You said the last part loudly as you entered the dorms, earning a few laughs from Taehyung and Jungkook down the hall.

“Y/N, I swear to God,” He threatened, but you saw the smile he was desperately trying to hide. 


ITS FINALLY HERE. HERE IS PART 6! PART 7 might be posted tomorrow and idk if you’re ready….

Cheater Part 2

I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL HERE’S PART TWO 

Part 1

a/n: i’m fuckin dying where is this angst coming from why am i so troubled who hurt me


The sunlight shining into Shawn’s eyes woke him up, and the pounding in his head kept him awake. He opened his eyes, and sat up on the bed. “Babe?” He asked, stretching. He saw the Advil and water, and thanked you silently as he popped the bottle open, and swallowed the pills with a few gulps of water.

Getting out of bed, Shawn didn’t see you in the bathroom, nor did he see you in the spare room where you usually did yoga in the morning. “Honey? You home?” He asked, walking out into the hall. He passed the mirror that was hanging up, and froze.

Walking backwards, he looked at his chest in the mirror, and he felt his stomach turn. “No.” He whispered, adrenaline pumping through his veins.

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スタジオ生出演、羽生に聞く by hana02015

Rudimentary Japanese translation of some interesting points from Yuzu’s recent interview because it’s quite comprehensive and I’m not sure if someone’s subbing it~~ (note: my Japanese is far from perfect so corrections are welcome- this is more of the ‘gist’ of the conversation and not word for word)

  • Said his season began with injury so he was essentially starting from behind the line, but also because of the hard times, he was able to grow
  • Re: Worlds - announcer praised his perfect FS and Yuzu said it was to the point where people were asking if he failed the short on purpose to trigger his fighting spirit lol but he admits that he probably wouldn’t have skated the FS with that sort of spirit if he had done well at the short so he needs to keep improving
  • Re: WTT Yuzu said doesn’t usually get the chance to watch other people’s performances from close by. Seeing the ladies skate so cleanly, he realised that the high level of this era of competition, where even the smallest mistake will cause you to drop in the rankings. In the Mens, it’s not simply that you have to jump quads, you also can’t miss. He said that was very instructive and he learned a lot
  • Re: New Quad Era’ and the 4A. Yuzu said he’s tried it during practice in the off-season but it’s difficult – says it’s a special jump (due to the entry method) with high risk and so he has to consider risk of injuries etc. when practising it
  • TV station made a hologram/projection of Yuzu landing a 4A. Yuzu: ‘whoaa this is cool, I want to jump with it’
  • They say he has to jump 17cm higher than for the 3A. Yuzu: ‘huh, it sounds quite high but it’s…kind of really just my hair isn’t it?’ He’d also need to land 1.1m further than 3A and rotate 10% faster. Yuzu fairly unfazed: ‘Looking at it now, I feel like I…can probably jump that?’ and thanks them because he feels like he can visualise it now, thanks to the hologram lol
  • Yuzu’s old (first?) skating teacher was all like: ‘I feel like conversation about quints is coming closer’ lololol
  • Yuzu doesn’t feel particularly unnerved/scared that the sQuad are younger than him. Said he knew Shoma since very young and though Shoma is a kouhai, after fighting through the competitions together, he also sees Shoma as a nakama ( ; u ; )
  • more discourse on quads: Yuzu says what helps you land the quads is not really young age/experience but ‘sense’ for the jumps
    • The next part was hard for me to understand since I didn’t pick up on all the words but I think the gist of it is that successful jumping comes down to each individual and if you have the instinct for it, a ‘challenger’ can come from anywhere
    • 最終的はそれぞれの個人の体((退学に合わせたもの)))??? idk guys soz lmao
  • SHOWED THE QUAD LUTZ : D
  • They were like ‘can you…land the lutz in practice? should we put a circle or triangle?’ and yuzu laughed and was like ‘t-triangle….’, implying his Lutz isn’t perfect yet 
  • ‘It’s a hard jump but it’s fun! Since the season is finally over and we’re finally free from competitions, I wanted to try it.’
  • Says he’s not going to put the Lutz in the Olympic program - says having a lot of quad varieties does not mean you can win
  • they talked a bit about the 3/11 earthquake and Yuzu said bc he had the experience of losing his home-rink and still remembers the hard times that followed, he’s always quite happy and grateful to be able to practice in a rink
  • Has absolutely no plan for Pyeongchang at the moment LMAO
  • first plan for off season………wants to improve a lot of skating skills (#typical), esp 4Lz and the 3Lz because 3Lz went a bit weird (bc he’s practising 4Lz?) lmaooo
  • Goal for next season: ‘Towards perfection’ - 理想の先へ (literally: towards the ideal destination but he implies he means ‘beyond’ the ideal). He’d characterise this season (with the Loop) as a season of getting closer towards the ideal. Next season he wants to surpass the current ‘ideal’ he has. People say you shouldn’t have limits but Yuzu thinks it’s good to have limits, but if you set your own limits, you should set them higher than you’re able to achieve right now (I think? I’m not entirely confident I’m hearing it right)