i laugh everytime i watch this

There is a lot going on in this scene and everytime I watch it I laugh. Ryukun is such a big sturdy America. Lifting Dainyan with such ease.

Can we talk about Shalluratt (is that the ship name??) because its so great and I love it??? Just imagine it

-Matt LOVES to brag about Allura and Shiro. They’re both so beautiful and badass, how do you not expect him to? They, in turn, brag about their super smart super amazing boyfriend.

-Shiro getting embarrassed by the Allura/Matt tag team. They made a pact to make him blush at least once a day. So far, they’ve succeeded. Shiro is dying.

-I don’t know if Allura/Matt would be romantically involved with each other or not but I can totally see hugs, cuddles and cheek/forehead kisses begin shared, platonically or not

-They all match with each other, its so cute.

-Cuddles, so much cuddles

-Matt is an attention seeking kitty, he’ll lay across Allura or Shiro’s lap whenever he’s in need of love. Allura finds it adorable. Shiro rolls his eyes but gives Matt what he wants.

-Shiro: The stars are beautiful.
Matt: Yeah.
Shiro: You know what else is beautiful?
Shiro&Matt: Allura.
Allura: *blushing furiously* Guys, ohmygosh.

-For Valentine’s Day, Allura bakes sweets with the help of Hunk, Shiro writes super sappy poems and Matt goes over the top by ordering a truckload of rose petals and dumping them on their lawn. It tools months to get rid of all of them. Matt still thinks it was worth it.

-All three are super horrible with sleep schedule so they stay up watching sappy love movies or conspiracy documentaries.

-Matt getting picked up by Shiro and/or Allura and him blushing everytime.

-Matt trying to pick up Shiro or Allura but falling to the ground because he has twig arms. He gets smooches for effort tho so its all good.

-Matt: *laughs*
Shiro: I get to kiss him first.
Allura: Over my dead body.

-They’re Team Older Siblings

-Matt: So when we get married, which last name are we taking?
Allura: Not mine, it’s too long even for me.
Shiro: If I take your last name, Matt, am I even “Shiro” anymore?
Matt:
Allura:
Shiro:
All three: Holy shit.

Major Crush

Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: Laser Tag brings out Steve Rogers’ competitive side and Reader loves it.

Word Count: 1,500

Warnings: Explicit Language, Dirty Talk, Groping

A/N: Loosely based on this post. It wasn’t originally supposed to be dirty, but here we are. I don’t own the gifs.

Originally posted by jxmsbuchxn

The training room was plunged into a bright dark. The various colours of the glowing neon lights cast a psychedelic atmosphere in the large room. Laughs and music could be heard all over the room, but the loudest noise was the one of the toy gun. It made a high pitched sound everytime someone pulled the trigger.

“Who thought it was a good idea to let Tony watch ‘How I met you mother’?” You screamed, running with Natasha towards the closest wall and hid behind it. Clint was perched on top of a block, shooting at the both of you.

Tony found sudden interest in Barney Stinson, a thirty-something playboy living in New York whose hobbies involved sex, catchphrases, drinking and laser tag. A striking resemblance.

“Same person who’s shooting at us.” She panted, hugging the plastic gun to her chest. She took a deep breath. “Cover me!”

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anonymous asked:

I love your stories! Can you maybe write one of the chocobros initially hating their s/o and slowly realizing they were stupidly in love but didn't know how to express it correctly?? (I'm sorry if it's confusing)

OMG thank you! These types are always cute, I hope I did enough variety for you!  (I also have no idea how they got so long)

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Noctis

“Oh hell no.” Noctis groaned, as they entered Hammerhead, seeing the woman standing beside Cindy. “Ignis keep going.”

“Noctis, we need to fix the Regalia.”

“We’ll walk.”

“Noct you’re being ridiculous.”

“We don’t need to go here, we can just push it until we get to the next mechanic.”

“Dude, that’s like another 20 miles.” Prompto whined.

“Don’t care, I’ll push it there by myself.”

Ignis sighed, putting on the parking brake, as the young Prince attempted to keep pushing the car forward. Only to give up and hide behind the door, as the two women approached the car.

“Oh so that’s the reason.” Gladiolus chuckled.

“Was starting to worry something happen to you boys.” You smiled.

“Uh, which one of ya’ll the Prince?” Cindy inquired.

Ignis groaned, as he looked down, “Noctis, get up.”

Noctis moaned as he stood up, his eyes ignoring you standing beside Cindy, “Hey.”

You smiled stepping toward Ignis, and Gladiolus, “Oh you must be Prompto, nice to meet you, I’m Y/N.” You called to the blonde a smile on your face.

“Yeah, nice, nice to meet you too.” Prompto waved nervously as Noctis rolled his eyes.

“I’ll take care of everything with Cindy, you boys can go rest your legs, that must have been a long walk.” You smiled heading back into the garage.

“Y/N hasn’t changed a bit.” Gladiolus chuckled.

Noctis groaned as he stalked off, “You say that, like it’s a good thing.”

Prompto moved beside Ignis, “What’s with him?”

Ignis chuckled, “A very old story.”

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Just finished watching the animated POTO adaptation

some thoughts: 

“you don’t need anybody to make a fool of you” YOU GO, GIRL! 

this fucker’s nail game is stronger than mine 

IS THAT A VERY UNSUCCESSFUL DAB ATTEMPT????

smol vicomte Raholé de Chokeme is verrri angrrrrri

The Persian was too much for me…I laugh everytime he speaks. u kno who ai am am the persan. 

*eRiK sCrEecHiNg*

sweetie it’s not your lack of physical attractiveness that is the problem, it’s your fucking attitude 

that’s some scooby-doo shit 

“I’m ready to die now” me too, my boi, me too

I’m pretty sure he uses his mixtape to heat up the torture chamber, shits fire yo 

Originally posted by thedesire

I MIGHT BE A LITTLE JEALOUS (Bellamy Blake x Reader)

Request: can you write an imagine where bellamy and the reader are dating and he’s hella jealous of someone and she tells him that there’s nothing to be jealous about and it ends in smut 😊😚

A/N: bell ended up being hella dominant in this for some reason ?? 

masterlist 


As the sounds of drums and cheers rings out around camp, you feel his breath on your neck. You know exactly how Bellamy Blake is feeling and you know exactly why. “What were you doing with him?”

“Talking.” Comes your reply as you entwine your hand with the one on your waist.

He huffs, thumb rubbing the back of your hand, “Well,” He begins, pressing his body up against yours, “I don’t like him talking to you.” 

You make a note of how he lets out a small groan when you press into him slightly, turning around. “Bell.” Smiling, you place your hands on either side of his face. “There’s nothing to worry about. I promise.”

“Oh no, I trust you.” He states, his eyes finding the guy who was talking to you earlier. Bellamy glares at him, his hold on your hips tightening to your delight. “I just don’t trust him.” 

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Taehyung - Obey Tae

Originally posted by jjks


Fluff/angst/kinky/punishment

Just a hardcore smut

Word Count: 4.1k

Taehyung x Reader

I was sitting with my boyfriend Taehyung, my feet facing him and his feet facing me on a couch. He couldn’t see what I was doing on my phone, so I decided to tease him. I was going to take pictures of him on snapchat and save them, he will get so annoyed. Then when I feel like I’ve got enough, I’ll send them all to him.

I smirk at my idea. I open up snapchat and start. I take one picture, and he glances at me but looks back at the T.V. I save the picture and go back to my camera to take another one. The camera sound went off and he looked at me, puzzled.

“Jagi?” He asked.

I hold in my laugh as much as I can. “Yes?”

“Are you taking pictures of me.?”

I rapidly shake my head. “I’m taking screenshots for this thing me and my friend are doing.”

Somehow, he believed in my awfully thought up lie and turned his head back to the T.V once again. What can I say, he is Taehyung, of course he believed my lie. I take about 5 more pictures, and I’m satisfied with all of them. Even the last one, I got a funny one of him yawning with his mouth wide open and nose scrunching up. It was funny but cute.

I send one and Tae see’s his phone go off. He see’s my saved username he put in for me, ‘Cute.kitten’, and glared at me. I smirk and send one after the other,his phone going off everytime one had been sent to him. Once I was done, I innocently put my phone on the table next to me, and watch T.V with an innocent but yet evil smirk.

Tae starts to tap multiple times on his phone. I hold in my laughs as his face turns a light pink and his eyes got huge as he looked at the sneaky pictures I’ve took of him.

“Jagi?” He asks, this time in a more soft, dainty voice.

“mmhmm?” I hum in response, not trusting my wiggly voice to answer him.

He puts his phone away and slowly crawls on top of me, not keeping his eyes off me. He seemed sinister and serious, but also like he wanted to just smile. He was now on top of me. “Did you lie to me?”

A chuckle slips through my lips but i manage to hold the rest of my laugh in. “I don’t know what you are talking about tae.” I lie once again, but of course he doesn’t fall for it this time.

His hands crept down to my side. “maybe I should teach you a lesson for lying to me.” He looked dead serious. He bit his lips.

Was he really about to do what I think he is about to do?

I suddenly felt a funny feeling in my sides, causing me to die of laughter. I hear his deep, squeaky chuckles as he starts to tickle me. I crack my eyes open, not being able to open them any farther from my laughter. His rectangle smile showing off all his set of teeth, didn’t help me control my laughter at all.

We start to laugh so hard that we both fell off the couch. His hat fell off his head, causing his brown hair to fly free. He tried to proceed with tickling me, but he was laughing so hard he had to stop. He rolled off of me onto his back, laying next to me. He grabs his stomach as our laughs die down.

We end up in silence, staring at the ceiling.

He turns to me. “Have you learned your lesson?” He asked me, putting back on his baseball cap, backwards like before.

I grab my phone and open up snapchat once again. I take a picture of him again. “Does that answer your question.” I smirk.

His expression darkens, making him look as evil as can be. He quickly gets back on top of me. He pins my wrist down against the ground, making me drop my phone and giving me a quick, sharp pain in my wrist.

“Oww Tae!” I whine. “Let go of me!”

I giggle as I try to escape, but he kept a very serious straight face. He didn’t crack one smirk, His eyes looking deep into mine. My smile slowly fades away.

“Didn’t I teach you a lesson already? Didn’t I tell you to not take pictures of me?” He asks me. I slowly nod. I didn’t know he was serious.

“Apparently, you don’t care about what I tell you.” He whispered in my ear. I shiver from his breath.

He comes back up from my ear and starts to kiss me roughly. I don’t kiss back for a split second because I was caught by surprise, but I quickly respond with the movement of his lips.

He grabs my hips and lifts them up slightly to apply pressure to his pelvic area. I felt his hard on against me. I move my lips slightly and moan quietly in the kiss. His teeth tug lightly on my bottom lip and pulls away.

“Don’t make a sound, (Y/N).” He commands. “If I hear a moan, or any sound come from that pretty little mouth of yours, I’ll punish you even more.”

I nod immediately. He goes down and presses his lips against my neck, then starts to lick up from my collarbone to my jawline, leaving a slick, wet path. I bite my lip hard, trying to hold in my moans. He could do anything to me, knowing how rough, how mean, how serious he can get. Not that it’s a bad thing, I absolutely love his rough side. But it’s very challenging to obey his rules when he’s dom and wants me to be more obedient. Knowing how much I get turned on by how sexy he is.

It got really hard when I started to nibble and bite down on my skin. A quiet, but audible moan accidentally slipped out of my lips. I look at Tae worried, who was already looking at me.

“What was that?” He asked me. I just keep looking down at him, not responding at all. He picks me up bridal style and takes me to my room.

He gently tosses me on the bed and closes my door. “Guess you really want a punishment, huh?” He cracks. He gets on top of me and starts kissing my neck again. He slowly moves his hand down until they were in my pants and underwear.

“Mmm, you’re very wet.” He slides his hand inside my pants and inserts a long, finger into my wet core. I was about to let out a small moan until he cut me off with his lips.

He starts to thrust slowly into me with his finger. I shut my eyes tightly, not letting any sounds slip from my mouth. He continues to go slow, which he knows I’m not a fan of going slow.

I start to wind my hips on his finger, but he quickly pulls his finger away. “Don’t move, keep still. This is your punishment from me. You aren’t gonna make one sound either, okay?” His voice was so deep and husky. I nod my head.

He slides his shirt off right over me. His cap came off with his shirt as well, making his hair sexily messy. His toned, perfectly tanned chest exposing clearly in my sight. I bite my lip in amusement. I couldn’t take my eyes off him at all.

“Take off your shirt.” He licked his lips. I replied and slid my shirt up and over my head. I tossed it to the side and look back at Tae. I was wearing a black sports bra along with matching black panties. I could see the lust in his eyes as he looked my body up and down.

He dipped down and started to lightly kiss my stomach, and as time went by the kisses got sloppier. I manage to hold in my sounds, but it’s only getting harder and harder. His kisses went lower and lower and he starts to pull my pants and underwear off, exposing the cold air to my wet heat.

I tremble from the cold sensation. My pants are finally off. “So fucking pretty, too bad you don’t know how to obey me, and that I have to beat it into you by pounding into your pretty pussy.” I feel his hot breath against my core. His stern, deep voice didn’t make anything better, except the fact that I was getting more and more impossibly wet.

He knows what he’s doing, talking into my impatient core. It was all clearly part of the punishment. Basically to tease me until I’m on the edge. His tongue, after what feels like a lifetime, is finally pressed against my pussy, flicking his tongue on my throbbing clit.

I gasp for air as he digs his tongue inside of me. I bite my lip extra hard, surprised that I didn’t draw blood. His warm tongue swirling inside me, coating my walls with his saliva. My moans grow louder and louder as his tongue wiggles inside my hole, his thumb rubbing against my clit making the moment more intense.

His thumb sped up on my throbbing nub, rushing my climax. I arch my back, trying to gasp for air as my body tenses up. The feeling of his wet tongue inside of my core, just begging for relief, was almost unbearable.

“I-I’m coming Tae. I-i’m-ah.” I moaned very loud, practically screaming, but before I could reach that point he pulls away, leaving my orgasm hanging. I let out a long whine.

“Don’t tease T-Tae.” I beg.

He raises his eyebrow. “You didn’t obey me, so why should I obey you?”

I keep quiet as he unbuckles his belt. I have nothing to do but watch him, his long, slim fingers undoing the gold buckle of his Gucci belt, my heat getting wetter and wetter. He unzipped his pants and pulled them down along with his boxers. His hard member released and bounced off of his stomach.

It was throbbing, the veins clear in sight. He sits on the edge of the bed. “On your knees.” He firmly told me.

His firm, deep, serious voice caused me to obey him immediately without hesitation and without making a sound. I got on my knees as he sat back and supported himself with his hands.

I grabbed the shaft of his penis in my small hand, licking the precum that was oozing out his slit. I put his red head in my mouth, and take it out with a pop. I go back to running my tongue over the slit.

“Don’t tease me kitten, I don’t think you want to be punished anymore, right?”

I nod, not taking my mouth off of him, I take the head, then go a little bit farther down to the middle of his shaft and stop there, letting my throat relax around his cock.

I heard moans coming from Tae as I bob my head down on his hard member.

“Take it deeper kitten.” He moans, pushing my head down so all of him was in my throat.

I gag once, but I relax my throat around him once again. I swirl my tongue around to make sure to get my saliva all over him.

His moans get louder and he starts to thrust hard into my throat, making me gag more and more. He wasn’t giving me a chance to get used to it or to relax.

He continues to fuck my face, making spit splash to my lips, chin and face, as well as his lower stomach. He stands up and places both hands on the back of my head to keep it in place so he can thrust faster into my throat. At this point, tears were rolling down my cheeks from being choked out by him.

“Fuck-kitten!” He grunts in between pants. He grits his teeth.

“Fuckkkkkk” He let’s out a long groan as he presses down into my throat and keeps his member inside of me for what felt like and hour. It was really only for like ten seconds or so. I felt his tip poking the back of my throat. I was bound to pull away, but he stopped me still keeping my head in place. “Stay still k-kitten.”

He started twitching inside my mouth but quickly released my head and pulled back, plopping onto the bed before he could release the white substance. I fall back on my butt, grasping for air as well as Tae.

We were both breathless. Beads of sweat forming and dripping on each others bodies. After about two minutes

“I still gotta fuck you.” He reminds me, like choking me out wasn’t punishment enough. “Your punishment isn’t even close to over.”

He grabs my arm and puts me on the bed on my knees and forearms. I arch my back so my butt was in the air.

He places his hands firmly on my hips and quickly slides his head in and out of me, teasing. I gasp every time I feel his hard tip slide into me wet heat.

He pounds into me hard, then pulls out again. I screech. “No noise.” He reminds me.

He finally slowly pushes his whole member into me, and thrusts. His thrusts got harder and faster every time. His big hands slapping my ass occasionally.

He starts to pound into me hard, the sound of his groans and our sweaty, hot skin slapping together. A soft groan leaves my mouth, and he stops. He pulls out.

“You wanna keep making noises, kitten?” He slaps my butt, making me go flat on the bed. A shake my head no to reply. “Huh?”

“Lay on your back.” He tells me. I comply and quickly flip onto my back, spreading my legs wide.

“So now you wanna be a good kitty, don’t you?” He growls in my ear. He was laying next to me, his hand in between my legs and middle finger placing the slightest amount of pressure on my pink bud. It just wasn’t enough, I wanted more, but if I moved I only know that it would get worse. Taehyung is capable of become my worst nightmare in bed, he could tease me for hours on end. “You’re gonna have to do a lot more for me to reward you with what you want.”

My breathing was shaking- holding in my moans felt like mission impossible when his warm finger swirled small circles around my clit, still applying a bit of pressure. He was teasing me so much, that although it was pleasurable, it hurt. It was torture.

Straight torture.

And he knew it was. He enjoyed punishing me when not doing what he says when he says it. He liked seeing me beg with my eyes while he teased me when he tells me not to make noises, and I like it too, he was so hot when he was dominant.

Without warning, 3 fingers push deep inside of me. I jump back and scream in return. I screamed so loud, I was bound to be pounded 60 feet deep into the ground by him. My punishment wasn’t even over, now it’s gonna be even worse and longer.

His eyes widen at me, surprised at my sudden outburst. Without one sound, Tae took his fingers out, and a whimper almost slipped out of my mouth from the sudden feel of emptiness. He gets up from the bed, leaving the warm spot next to me empty. As he walks towards the door, he puts his index finger up, silently telling me to 'hold on’.

I don’t reply and I watch him leave and close the door. I look down at my body impatiently. This never happened before, and I’m really eager and turned on to see what happens. But I’m also scared, now I know this is really gonna be torture.

The door opens and Tae enters, a long, black, cloth in his hand. He walks over to me with a stare that could kill, and wraps the cloth around my eyes 2 times, and ties it in the back, tight. I don’t see anything but black.

I have enough trust in Tae to not cross the line. He knows when he is going to far or not and right now, is just one of his many kinks. Dominance.

I hear him leave the room again and shuffling goes on outside the room. A minute later he is back in the room and I here clinking, like metal banging together. He pulls my wrist up and I immediately know what he is doing.

I feel the cold metal against the skin on my wrist, and he clamps the hand cuffs together. He does the same with the wrist. He then attaches them to the headboard of my bed, and my arms are left up in the air.

Another cloth is out in my mouth balled up, probably my underwear. He lays down in the same position as last time, I can tell by the way the bed sinks in on one side of me. His fingers land on my wet heat again and rub and and down my folds.

“Don’t try me no more kitten, I know you didn’t want this, but you wouldn’t of gotten it if you listened.” His tone was so serious and husky.

3 fingers enter again like deja vu, except this time I held in every noise that I would rather come out.

“That’s better kitten, good girl.” He praises, his fingers on his free hand come up to my hair and comb through it gently, as his fingers curve up against my G-spot. He pulls his fingers out of me, and I bite down on my underwear. They probably have holes in them now from how hard I’m biting down.

His fingers insert again, and he repeats what he did before: Insert, curve, pull out. He knows he is only making it harder for me.

“You’re so wet, my fingers slide right in side you.” He whispers, and places a wet kiss on my neck. “But you are so tight too, so fucking confusing. But I love it.”

I feel an evil grin grow on his lips against my neck, and his fingers finally don’t leave my heat. His fingers wiggle up and down, repeatedly hitting my g-spot. My body starts to tremble. I’m so sweaty and turned on I don’t even know how much more I can take til I burst.

His fingers move faster, and I’m sure I’m gonna explode from him. He’s been teasing me so much non stop. I almost came too times from him but I made a noise and he didn’t let me. I can’t touch him or anything.

He moves from his spot and quickly replaces his fingers with his dick, going at the same pace as his fingers. His thumb on one hand putting pressure on my clit, another hand taking my blindfold and the underwear in my mouth. Then moving his big veiny hand to wrap around my neck.

He knows when I’m about to come. He can tell by my facial expression, body language, etc.

“You can moan now baby.” He tells me. “Let me here you come, moan loudly. Let the neighbors know you’re coming.”

my whole body tenses up, but I let out my loud screams as much as I can once those words came out of his mouth. My walls tighten around him, I can feel him pulsating inside me. I let myself go all over him, my body almost giving out.

“Fuck, Taehyung! Ah-” I practically scream. I’m so sweaty and I’m sure my face is red from the slight lack of air I’m getting and from how hard I’m yelling, but I don’t care at this point. My whole body is pulsing and my orgasm has worn out pretty much. But that doesn’t mean Tae is done.

“I’m cumming Kitten.” He growls and presses into me hard. “I’m gonna cum so hard all over your face.”

He pulls out and pumps himself fast and I already know what to do. I quickly move under him on my knees and he let’s out his white seed all over my face, dripping onto my chest. Some got in my hair as well, but neither of us worry about it. The white substance became a puddle in my mouth the more his aim is there.

“Ahh- K-kitten.” He groans through gritted teeth, as he pumps himself hard with a tight grip, trying to get every last drop out. Sweat was dripping down his face, and it had to be one of the most hottest things I’ve seen in my life.

His hands let go of his member, and it slowly becomes softer as time passes. He looks down at me.

“Swallow.” He says, his breath overtaking his voice, almost making it inaudible.

I close my mouth and swallow all that’s in my mouth, not breaking eye contact with him. I lick my lips and use my thumb to push what’s around my lips into my mouth.

“Fuck, such a slutty kitten.” He shakes his head with a smirk, as if he can’t believe you. “So dirty.”

He pulls me up by lightly squeezing my chin with his index finger and thumb, causing me to have fishy lips. He plants a soft, long kiss on them, taking time to taste himself in my mouth.

He pulls away and walks over to the bathroom. He comes out with one small wet rag, a towel, and another towel wrapped around his waist. The way the sweat still left over his tan, firm chest glistened was just perfect.

He cleans off the white substance off my face and chest. He throws the rag in the dirty hamper, and wraps me in the other towel he had.

“Follow me.” He told me with a cute smile, he was a completely different person now.

We went back into the bathroom and he turned on the water, putting his hand under it to test the temperature.

“Is this fine?” He asked, preferring to the water temp. I walk over to the water and put my hand under it.

“A little warmer.” I smile at him. He nods and turns the nob to make the water warm. He looks back at me with wide eyes, and I place my hand under the water again. I nod at him. “Just right.”

He smiles widely and turns the shower head on. “Can you shower with me?” I ask him.

He looks at me, and shrugs. “Sure.”

We both take our towel off and let them fall to the floor. This wasn’t going to turn into anything else then a nice shower, we’re too tired and worn out to do it again.





We finish our shower and Tae turns the water off. We both step out of the shower and wrap in our towels. We make our way back to the bedroom.

“Y/n?” He calls for me. I turn around. I already had my bra and underwear on, and he already had his boxers on. “Can we wear our matching onesies?”

I chuckle at him. This kid is ridiculous. I nod, “Yes Tae, we can wear them.”

We reach in our drawer and Tae pulls out a yellow chicken onesie. I pull out a purple chicken onesie. We both step into our onesie and zip them up, throwing the hood on with the chicken beak and eyes. We look at each other and laugh.

“You’re so cute!” He compliments.

“You are too.”

We walk over to my bed and lay down. Tae takes the T.V remote and switches to Netflix. “What you wanna watch.” He asks me.

I shrug. “Anything.”

He turns on a comedy movie and throws his arm around me. I cuddle into his should and he kisses me on the forehead. “I love you, Y/n”

I look up at him. “I love you too Tae.”


This was not supposed to turn out this kinky lol. 50 SHadEs oF tAe! I’m thinking about making “Obey Tae” a series. Maybe change the title, it depends. What do you think? Should I make this a series?

Request are still open and Thank you for reading and enjoying my stories!

Narnia Headcanon #01

~ Dating Edmund Pevensie would include…

×××

× Being close to all of his siblings and Lucy being your best friend.

× Lucy being the reason why you got together; she told you about his crush on you and you took the first step since he was too shy.

× Peter and Susan teasing Edmund non-stop, quoting him from earlier years; “Ew, love is just disgusting.” “I don’t let anyone ever touch me.” “I don’t need a girlfriend.”

× Edmund blushing everytime they do this.

× You and Edmund pranking them.

× You hiding Edmund’s crown and him hiding your clothes as a response.

× Edmund taking you to various places in Narnia; having picnics and resting in the grass.

× His horse Phillip telling you how he never shuts up about you.

× Edmund not standing you talking to another guy, especially when you’re laughing at Peter’s jokes.

× Edmund furrowing his eyebrows and biting his lower lip while watching you and Peter together.

× Edmund walking towards you and grabbing your arm to drag you away without a word.

× Kissing you so softly and slowly, fearing that he would break you.

× Your fingers roaming through his hair, while your slow kisses turn into passionate ones.

× Having make-out-sessions in secret parts of Cair Paravel.

× Lucy finding you and giggling, before running away again.

× Spending the whole day laying in his bed, cuddling, reading or talking.

× Wanting to spend your whole life with him in Narnia.

×××

That’s actually the first time I wrote a headcanon… how do you like it?
Feel free to send in requests! :)

anonymous asked:

*crying* You're so kind and smart! You deserve all the kind anons and good fortune in your future

HFIUERHG LISTEN I AM AS SMART AS AN EXPIRED STRAWBERRY???

Few things about me:

  • I didnt know dogs had whiskers until like a year ago. I cried when I found out.
  • I thought rotisserie chickens were fried chickens in lingerie???? People talked about eating them all the time and I pretended not to be weirded out like “oh hey why are you telling me this sir, I just met you.”
  • I have this odd fascination with hands to the point my boss was talking to me and I saw his hand on the table. And I legit went wide-eyed and slapped my hand on his and said loudly “BIG HANDS????” he laughed at me and just kept talking.
  • Im allergic to 100x things but i keep eatting them anyway. 
  • I am deadly afraid of bananas. Their smell makes me RUN FAR AND FAST. Its promsien repellant
  • I HATED BEES. Until i watched 3 documentaries about them and now everytime I see a bee I cry. One flew into my lil starbucks bag and started eatting my blueberry muffin and I started crying and held the bag very still excitedly. My friend thought I lost it.
  • When I get bored around family I go to my dad and pat his belly like a bongo drum and I didn’t realize my older cousins (30s) were watching me. They are scared shitless of my dad cause he used to be in an indian mafia and kill people. But he is kind and soft with me???
  • I once got addicted to corn for 2 monthes. It was all I ate. My mother was ecastic because corn was like 4/$1.00 and she was saving money.
  • I also got addicted to blueberries. Im not allowed to eat them anymore because if I see ANY amount of blueberries I WILL EAT THEM!!!!!! (once ate 5 lbs at once 8^) )
Dating Remus Lupin Would Involve

Requested by @remusparker

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines


  • Walking through Hogsmeade holding hands. In the winter, you’d each take off one of your gloves and these would be the hands that you’d interlink together. Remus would wrap his long scarf around the both of you so you’d both basically be one adorable person.
  • Pulling him towards you by his scarf and holding him there as the two of you kiss, Remus grinning uncontrollably as he tries to stop the blush creeping across his cheeks. 
  • Kissing the snowflakes off each others faces, Remus trying not to laugh at the way your eyes squint when he kisses between your eyes.
  • Remus would lie in your lap when he was tired. Whether it was at breakfast or in the common room, he would rest his head on your lap, looking up at you in a sleepy, loving way. Occasionally when you were studying or working on homework he’d still manage to sleepily help you. Other times he’d just lie there, playing with your hair until he fell into a gentle sleep. 
  • He would call you “Stardust”. Originally it would start off ironic because other couples had cute names but they were a bit cheesy sometimes, but eventually calling you Stardust would feel so natural to him that he’d whisper it while he traced a finger down your cheek as he lay in your lap, exhausted.
  • Hugs from behind where Remus holds you against his chest and buries his face in your neck, breathing in your scent with a contented sigh. 
  • Goodnight Kisses where Remus touches your hip gently as you walk away, like it’s an afterthought. You turn and he gently brushes your hair from your face before kissing you gently, your face cupped in his hands. Then he smiles at you, “Goodnight (Y/n).” And he says it in a way that makes your cheeks rosy, your heart race, and you silently swear you’ll get him back later.
  • Remus helping you with the subjects you struggle with, being incredibly patient. Everytime you get something particularly difficult right he gives you a chocolate or a kiss (or both). 
  • The other Marauders calling you “Mrs Moony” and sometimes “Mum”, especially, “Muuummm, Dad is being a sarcastic patronising shit again.”
  • Introducing Remus to chocolate kisses (for some reason he’d never seen them before) and he’s just so haPPY because it’s two of his favourite things. After that he gives you kisses all the time and make silly puns and is just adorable.
  • Side hugs where Remus nuzzles his nose against your neck, making you giggle and blush.
  • Sitting on Remus’ lap when you’re all sitting in the common room together or sitting between his legs on the floor as he plays with your hair thoughtfully.
  • Kissing his scars gently as he watches you in awe, thinking he is the luckiest man in the world.
  •  Remus making up different stories everytime he comes back after a full moon. “Oh yeah this? Just a scratch I picked up during my meeting with a dragon. He had a thorn in his foot you see and I tried to help him but he just wasn’t having it.” And even though you know the true story of course you play along, calling him your hero and fake swooning. Remus laughs, pulling you in for a quick side kiss. “I love you.”

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