i laugh at all of you

Bardic Inspiration

(Context) our party had gotten split up and it just left two support characters and a fighter alone.
DM: since the druid capsized the boat., you’re going to need to climb up the cliff. Make an athletics check.

Gnome Jewish bard: “I think… We may need some… Inspiration”
*Pulls out a REAL recorder and proceeds to play Hava Nagila*

everyone is in tears laughing
Druid (OOC): he’s been practicing all week…

BTS reaction to you being horny all the time

Jin:

Jin wouldn’t really know what to do. He would be pretty tired when he came home, but since you were always so horny he would sometimes try to please you. Other times, he would just want to relax, but since he would never say no to you, he’d sleepily try his best to please you. “How can you be so horny all the time? Don’t you ever get tired, baby?”

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie


Yoongi:

Yoongi wouldn’t mind, but sometimes he’d take advantage of it. He would tease you when you were, then not do anything to get you off. He’d just smirk and walk off like nothing happened. Other times, he would give you his all. It just depends on what kind of day he was having. “What do you mean I keep teasing you?” He’d laugh as he squeezes your butt in his hand. “I would never do such a thing~” Yoongi would growl in your ear.

Originally posted by hidden--demons

Hobi:

Hoseok would be just as horny as you, so he wouldn’t mind. Anytime you said you were, he’d smirk and please you until you couldn’t take anymore. He’d be the person that would never get tired of hearing your moans or just tired in general. Anytime you wanted him, you got him. “Such a naughty girl~. I like it.”

Originally posted by ultranicolet


Namjoon:

Like Yoongi, he would love to tease you. He knew when you were horny and knew just how to drive you crazy. He’d start kissing your neck as if he was going to move to the rest of your body, then would just stop out of no where leaving you wanting more. When you started teasing back though, that’s when he would lose it. “I’m the one that teases you, baby. I’ll have to teach you a lesson.” Namjoon would smirk as he laid you on the bed pulling off your clothes.

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

Jimin:

He would love the idea of it, but when it came down to it, he wouldn’t know what to do. Jimin would just be confused why you were so horny all the time. He wouldn’t mind pleasing you though. He’d do it every chance he got but wouldn’t understand why it was never enough for you. “Princess, I know you want more, but why don’t we do that a bit later.” He’d suggest. “I have a surprise for later anyways.” Jimin smirked.

Originally posted by h-farah01

Taehyung:

Tae would be kinda flustered that you wanted him all the time like you did. All the teasing you would do to him would eventually get to him and he would end up just letting out all of his sexual tensions on you, which you loved. “Is this what you wanted, babe?”

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

Jungkook:

Jungkook would really love it. It would be sort of like a game to him. He would keep teasing you and trying to make you as horny as possible before you pretty much were begging for him. Once you finally had enough, he’d give you everything he had. “Are you finally satisfied? Or do you want round two?”

Originally posted by dream-bts

thorsthunderthigh  asked:

a yuri/otabek prompt where otabek gets yurio to laugh/generally be cute or something in front of everyone and they're all plainly pretty shocked to be honest. who is this and where is their real salty savage small bundle of prickles.

do u kno how many times I read that as ‘salty savage small bundle of pickles’? DO YOU?? ~200


Yurio only realizes what he’s done when he notices how quiet everyone has gotten.

Everyone is staring at him.

Otabek takes a sip of his drink, and Yuri swears he sees the tiniest hint of smugness there.

“What!?” he snaps at the other skaters, face red hot. He glares at Viktor in particular, because he’s seated right across from Yuri and is wearing an infuriating knowing little smirk. At least Katsudon is polite enough to try and cover his smile with a drink.

“We’re just wondering what was so funny,” he says.

“Your bald spot,” Yuri snaps back, and the rest of the table snickers.

Viktor manages to not automatically touch his hair, but he looks annoyed enough to Yuri’s satisfaction, and the other Yuuri has to swoop in and reassure him. It also distracts everyone else enough that they move on and ease off Yuri.

Yuri directs his glare at Otabek, who indeed does look quite pleased with himself.

Then he just has to lean in and say, “you have a very cute laugh.”

And Yuri feels butterflies. Terrible, awful butterflies.

“Are you doing this on purpose?” he hisses.

At that, Otabek smirks. Which gives Yuri a whole new set of feelings altogether.

“Maybe.”

Here are my Belle/Adam NSFW headcanons that literally no one asked for

Because we all know the only road I walk is the one of Sin™

• Belle may have laughed when Adam growled during their dance, but inside a shot of arousal surged through her body that left a heavy and needy ache between her legs. The ache only worsened when Adam brushed his lips against the shell of her ear after their dance ended, his warm sweet breath ghosting across her neck as he whispered, “now, would you prefer scruff or something longer?”

• Turns out Belle prefers scruff, and the way it scratches against the soft skin of her inner thighs while Adam goes down on her. She also relishes the way it burns when her thighs rub together as she walks, a gentle smile quirking her lips up in a quiet, indecent secrecy. And Adam knows that smile, adores that smile, returning it with a wink and– if Belle is close enough– a low, suggestive rumble in his throat that awakens a beautiful shade of pink on her cheeks.

• Until their wedding night, their sexual endeavors never exceeded third base. So when the time comes and Adam can finally HAVE Belle, he makes the sweetest, most passionate love to her; all languid thrusts, soft whispers, deep breathing, quivering lips, and trembling limbs.

• The second time Adam takes Belle that night results in torn pillows, dark purple bruises, and indentations in the wall from its repetitive collision with the headboard.

• And speaking of the headboard, there were definitely deep scratch marks engrained in the wood from their ardent lovemaking. When Belle notices them the morning after, she never lets Adam live it down, and later that week she has to bite her lip to keep from laughing when Adam sheepishly informs the staff that the headboard needs to be replaced.

• Teasing aside, Belle loves Adam’s animalistic nature in bed more than she’d like to admit. She revels in the feel of his teeth teasing and nibbling when he trails his mouth along her collarbone, marking her– claiming her– with deep red love bites. She adores the way he buries his face in her neck when he fucks her, the way his hot breath dampens the skin of her throat with his labored breathing. She takes delight in his wild eyes, with blown pupils and filled with something so unabashed, raking over her body and glimmering with indecency. But nothing gets to her more than those low, guttural sounds Adam makes when he’s aroused, almost always involuntary and instinctive, like when Belle bites his lip or when her tongue laps over the smooth head of his cock. Her absolute favorite is when he growls deep in his throat while he’s eating her out, the sound rippling up from her center and hardening her nipples, arching her back, and making her head thrash against the pillow.

• Adam likes to play a game where he mouths at Belle’s neck, dances his fingers softly over her wrists, and murmurs suggestive words in her ear to see how long it takes for him to get her turned on enough to abandon whatever book she’s reading and give in to his sexual efforts. One time he got so far as to literally being inside of her until her book finally fell to the floor and she let Adam take her on the library table.

• They literally have sex all over the castle, and as much as the staff wants to complain, they can’t bring themselves to since they know Adam was basically celibate for over a decade. A lot of pent up desire, y'know? So nothing can really stop him when he bends Belle over the dinner table after watching her lick sauce off her finger, his owns fingers cushioned between her soft lips as he takes her so hard that dishes clatter to the floor.

• Also, he literally died for a brief moment in time. So who can blame the man for completely ravishing his wife at every moment he can when he thought he lost her forever?

• A concept: THRONE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

• Belle straddling Adam in his royal chair and riding him into oblivion, their sounds of pleasure echoing off the walls of the large room. Bonus points if Adam is wearing some sort of coronet.

BTS reaction to you having relationship issues

A/N: I guess this is the easiest thing for me to write since I do have relationship issues (the biggest reason why I avoid getting into a relationship even though I want one but I’m too scared to say ‘yes’) because of my parents’ divorce. Hah, it’s gonna be a miracle when I’ll get in a relationship.

Seokjin:

He would laugh at first, taking it as a joke and making a lame one of his own. When you told him you were serious about your trust issues he would try to have a serious and long conversation with you to find out what made you reach that conclusion and generalize all relationships. But he would be more careful around you and start acting more loving, surprising you with romantic dinner dates more often.

“My feeling for your are real, regardless of the way you see relationships and that’s not gonna stop me from loving you.“

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi:

I feel like Yoongi would look past that if his feeling for you were strong enough because he knows he’s not perfect either. He would, however, check in on you more often and try to spend more time with you. Even on his busiest days, he’d take a minute to text you a quick message to let you know he was thinking about you, maybe inviting you over to his studio for lunch while showing you his new songs to get your opinion because that’s what matters the most to him.

“I love you in spite of that, Jagi.”

Originally posted by mn-yg

Hoseok:

Just like Jin, I think he would take it as a joke at first as well but when he’d see your serious face, he’d try to convince you that every relationship is different and that his feelings for you are true. Every day he’d leave cute voice messages or videos of him acting cute and confession his love numerous times even though he knew you wouldn’t believe him but he wanted to make you believe. He’d find ways to make you laugh with everything he’d do and just start acting out the love he has for you in general instead of resuming it to just words.

“Jagiya, I know you are the one for me. I’m gonna show that I’m the one for you too.”

Originally posted by yahjiminie

Namjoon:

As soon as he heard those words leaving your mouth, he would try to talk it out and find out the reason that made you reach that decision and doubt his feelings. I feel like after you tell him the whole story about the things that happened in your past that made you doubt relationships in general, he would come up with an explanation about why you think of it the way you do and somehow you’d get past that.

“You’ve just been looking at it the wrong way. Our relationship is a lot more different than your past ones.”

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Jimin:

When he heard those words coming out of your mouth, he didn’t know how to react. He was surprised at first but it didn’t bother him as much but he would pay more attention when it comes to you. This little mochi would do anything in his power to show you how much he cares about you and how meaningful his words are by spoiling you with whatever he can get his hands on that he knows you might love. Taking you on as many dates as he can when he has some free time on his hands.

“I do love you, no matter what you do or say.”

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

Taehyung:

He would try his best to show you how wrong you were about the misconception you lived by all these years. Preparing romantic dinners, taking you on long walks at sunset and confessing his love for you every single day he spends with you and even if he can’t be there physically, he would record video messages and send them to you every night before you go to sleep until he’ll change your mind and make you see how fun and healthy it is to be in a relationship with someone you love.

“Jagi, I’d never say those words if I didn’t mean them.”

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

[btw Tae’s lips in this gif look so yummy and puffy. I love ToT ]

Jungkook:

I feel like he would get offended at first because it took a lot of courage for him to confess in the first place only to have you doubting his feelings. He would probably give you the cold treatment for a few hours until he spoke with his hyungs and ask for advice. Once they explain to him how hard it must be for you to trust people, he’d come back home to talk it out and try to find out what made you lose faith in finding ‘the one’.

“Whatever it is, I’ll show you how wrong you are about it.”

Originally posted by jengkook

- Admin SIC

“Derek… why are you sleeping on the floor?” Stiles asks, eying Derek’s sleeping form. He’s got one of the living room throws over him, though it doesn’t cover his entire body. 

“The dogs looked so peaceful on the bed, I didn’t want to disturb them,” Derek says, blinking slowly at Stiles from the floor. 

“This is why they walk all over you, this is the exact reason,” Stiles says, laughing. His werewolf husband is manipulated by their dogs, this is his life. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer meme

Willow Rosenberg edition ( part one )

  • “Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”
  • “Yeah, great, there’s a sexy nickname.”
  • “I’m so evil, and skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.”
  • “I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.”
  • “Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
  • “Don’t worry. I won’t do anything that could be interpreted as brave.”
  • “You’re not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.”
  • “Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.”
  • “And now we’re supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that’s what I want to do. Help people.”
  • “I have my own fun.”
  • “Are we hoping to find a body, or no body?”
  • “Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it’s been pointed out to me that that’s, you know, insane.”
  • “I’m not stealing. I-I-I’m just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?”
  • “Come on. Everybody loves fetal pigs!”
  • “Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for _______ to go out with every other person in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.”
  • “You just don’t like him ‘cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.”
  • “I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after.'”
  • “When I’m with a boy I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or-or witty - or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”
  • “She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maple… fish thing.”
  • “Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel their lips and smell their hair?”
  • “You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
  • “I’ve seen honest faces. They usually come attached to liars.”
  • “Irony’s kind of ironic that way.”
  • “There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.”
  • “I don’t care if it is an orgy of death. There’s still such a thing as a napkin.”
  • “That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.”
  • “Eat a cookie, ease my pain.”
  • “He said he wasn’t coming back until he’d driven to all fifty states.”
  • “No. It just means that you’d rather be with someone you hate than be with me.”
  • “I knew it. I knew it. Well, not 'knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know.”
  • “Well, there’s something you don’t see everyday.”
  • “Now that I know there’s something to know, I can’t *not* know, just because I’m afraid somebody’ll know I know, you know?”
  • “When did morning happen?”
  • “We had kind of a pajama party sleepover with weapons thing.”

By request (which are open fyi)

Sebastian Stan with a Curvy Significant Other:

  • running his hands up and down your waist
    • “You’re gorgeous. How’d I get so lucky” 
  • kissing you all over
    • “Whats so funny?” When you laugh
  • him waking up at five am to work out
    • “come with me, babe. i promise it’ll be fun”
      • working out is a pretty big part of his life, and working out or just going to sit and keep him company is fun for you, too.
    • breakfast after
  • being rough during sex
    • “do you know how hot you are, huh? so fucking hot i swear to god”
  • sometimes he says stuff that hurts you
    • he wouldn’t notice at first
      • “what? what’s wrong? shit, did i say something? oh god, i said something, didn’t i?”
      • holding onto you really tight
      • “i’m such an asshole, i’m so sorry. i don’t deserve you.”
      • “you’re beautiful and i’m so stupid.”
  • your weight doesn’t really make a difference
Old Devil’s Moon

Dean Winchester x Reader

1000 Words

Story Summary: An unexpected drive in the moonlight brings you and Dean closer.

Author’s Note: This is written for @just-another-busy-fangirl and her 1K Follower Musical Celebration!! Congrats on the followers, you deserve every one of them!! Much love!! My song is Old Devil’s Moon from Finean’s Rainbow. I probably didn’t do the song justice, but I tried my best!!

“No warnings, except it’s fluff!

You weren’t sure how it all started. One moment you were riding shotgun with Dean, laughing at his extremely lame jokes, feeling like you had the world by it’s tail. Then with one glance over at him, that’s when you felt it. The tell tale signs of your heart becoming attached. Knowing that your hunting friendship was growing into something more. Something that scared you, but exhilarated you at the same time.

I look at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me
It’s that old devil moon
That you stole from the skies
It’s that old devil moon in your eyes

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Thank you all for having such wonderful blogs and amazing posts that I love and can reblog!!!


Firstly I’d like to say a thank you to the people who I’ve had the amazing opportunity to talk to and/or be appreciated by (all mutuals), and who’ve made this blog really feel so much more special to me: 

♡ Thank you @taeyepn for listening to, making me laugh and supporting me when I was having a lot of anxiety during last summer and just listening to me for even a little bit, I feel so blessed to be followed by you and have the amazing opportunity to follow you in return.

♡ Thank you @tedywestside for being one of my most consistently active followers and sending me asks, and help it really means a lot to me and I’m so glad to have you as a follower and to be following you back.

♡ Thank you @xmyvoice for tagging me in things so often and being one of my other consistently active followers and just generally interacting with me even though we haven’t gotten to really talk that much.

♡ Thank you @eel-nimeat for being another really active follower and one who I really feel we share the same interests 

♡And thank you @hyejonqs for posting such wonderful content and being one of my best followers- whose icons are always gorgeous btw (I really hope you know how wonderful your blog is I adore it)

Now onto the list :^) mutuals are italicized and some of my fav blogs will be bolded (the ones mentioned above are excluded below):

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@01kyla @1aeyeon @4-velvets @7thvelvet @asoomatic @baaeirene  @baejoohyuned @baejoohyunsgirlfriend @blackpink @blushygf @bo-mi @chengxia0 @chunghasluv @closertohyoyeon 

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@dahyun @dokynsoo @doyoung1 @gfriendidthat @gftaeng @girlgroupenthusiast @girlqroup @hiraiseuljung @hollertae @hweein @hyijo @hyoeuns @hyoyeonkim @hyyeris 

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@irenethecabbage @jessifanylove @jieons @jomihye @jungwhee @kgoddesses @knockknockmv @maerinah @minasmyoui @minchims @miniminsu @misamo @moomhyuna @moonmp3 @myouimmina 

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@na-eun @ohmygfriend @omyseulgi @panypig @paradiseboss @parklunatic @pinkimyeri @qirslday @r-velvets @s4lli @seohyon @seojsoo @seoyul @seulge @seuljoyri @seulrire @sicameow @smoll-ballerina @snsdandyulsic @sone-s @sonetv @sooyounqster @sseojuhyun @sugarushed @sunmiah @svnnyjjang 

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@taeneon @taracakes @tiffaeny @tiffanysgorlfriend @tiffkyu @tomachuu @underrated-idols @wheein @xuanyias @y5ri @ye-rims @yellowseul @yeoja-idols @yeriendipity @yeris @yoonvelyz @yootzu @yooyeonjungs @yulkwo @yurisgf 

Thank you to every single one of you guys and I love you so much! ♡

*p.s. I probably made a lot of mistakes so please let me know if any of them involve you*

Fight to the Death (Jefferson x Reader)

Words: 1300+

Warnings: A LOT of cussing, james being extra salty

Request: Pasta battle between Jefferson and the reader (This stupid thing is still in my mind XD ) @sorry-but-no-sorry

A/N: dude i think i did this eh but here you go~~~


You and Thomas Jefferson were always competing with one other, whether it be grades, sports, who eats faster, and so on. He was your best friend and your roommate. All of your other friends disagreed with the arrangement, but both of you thought it was fine. Besides the fact that he constantly occupied the bathroom.

“How long does it take to shower and get dressed?” You yelled, pounding your fist on the wooden door. You heard a laugh, and a blow dryer start. “Come on! I have to use the bathroom!”

“You should have woken up earlier.” He said. You looked down at your watch.

It was five in the morning.

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Blackpink’s Reaction To You Playing Guitar For Them

~For anon!~

{ Rosé }

“You did this all, for me?”

Rosé would be in absolute awe of you. Watching every finger placement and strum, she would find it extremely attractive and wouldn’t be afraid in showing you. I’m sure she would return the gesture as a surprise when you least expect it, maybe on stage.

Originally posted by sofiatherese92

{ Jisoo }

“Please, just one more?”

Jisoo would probably do a mini dance to what you are playing, making you laugh in the process. She would be so grateful that you would do that for her, probably begging you to do another song. You accept of course.

Originally posted by 2nep1nk

{ Jennie }

“You give me goosebumps, I never knew you could sing like that!”

Jennie would be so captivated by your voice as you put so much emotion into the performance. She’d understand every single word and would get quite emotional. It would make her fall in love with you ten times more as you reveal another side to you.

Originally posted by jeongyeon

{ Lisa }

“I love you so much, I’m so happy right now”

Lisa would be the most surprised, it would be so out of the blue that it stopped her in her tracks. She would sit down and watch you intently as you sing to her and would be so giddy and overwhelmed afterwards. I can imagine her attacking you with hugs and kisses afterwards.

Originally posted by lisaqs

Emmzy~

lunaaltare  asked:

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“

From a prompt list that I’m not currently taking anymore of (sorry).

Sam rubs a hand over his face, looks at the clock on his bedside table, and then looks at (the very naked) Bucky standing before him. His heart is racing, he’s half naked in bed, and Bucky isn’t wearing any clothes. “You wanna run that by my one more time?”

Bucky, in all of his naked… glory?… says, “Marry me.”

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My Mother is Amazing
  • -I just showed her Moana tonight. After the movie: -
  • Mom: I like that Disney's been doing strong female leads with Brave and Moana.
  • Me: Anna and Elsa were a strong female leads. Elsa didn't even have a love interest.
  • Mom: Well, we all know Elsa is a lesbian.
  • Me: (laughing) What made you come to that conclusion?
  • Mom: The evidence is all there. She doesn't seem very attracted to men.
  • Me: I mean, yeah. But she has maybe three interactions with guys in the entire film.
  • Mom: She just doesn't seem that attracted to them. . .
  • -a beat passes-
  • Mom: Maybe all this shipping you're doing has gotten to my head.
All Started With a Song Part 12 // Conor Maynard

Word Count- 1982

Summary- Conor sees your cover and contacts you

A/n- (feel free to change the friends name I was just too lazy to write y/f/n that may times) IT’S HERE! bet ya weren’t ready for that plot twist ;)

~~

The night ended with all six of you heading back to the hotel. It wasn’t until about 2 am that the guys left.

“Wait!” you protested as they stood up. “We all need to switch numbers so we can have group chat after we leave!”

“Ok,” Justin laughed as he grabbed your phone.

“Gimme,” you motioned for Tyler to give you his phone.

After everyone had each other’s number, the boys left.

“Alright, I’m going to bed.” you said as you plopped onto the bed.

“Same,” Alice yawned.

“I’m gonna go call Sean,” Olivia grabbed her phone and headed to the balcony.

~~

You three didn’t wake up until about 11 am. And none of you rushed to get ready.

“Hey, I’m gonna call Anth and see what the plan is,” you said as you walked out to the balcony, leaving the other girls to continue getting ready.

After a few rings, Anth picked up. “Hey, Y/n.”

“Hi. What’s up?” you ask, looking at the city below.

“Nothing, just chilling at home.” He sounded hesitant, but you brushed it off. It was probably nothing.

“Do you still want to go to the Santa Monica Pier?”

“Listen, Y/n…” he trailed off.

You laughed, “You can say no.”

“It’s not that…” he said and you began to worry.

“What’s wrong?”

“Y/n, Conor left.”

“What do you mean he left?” your voice cracked.

“He went back to London last night. He was really upset,” Anth was biting his slip almost to the point of drawing blood. He didn’t want either of his friends to be sad. He just wanted them both to realize that they were in love.

“About what?!?!” you yelled, tears threatening to fall. “What could he possibly be upset about?”

“He saw that you were hanging out with another guy,” Anth explained.

“Oh. My. God.” You sighed. “He’s so fucking childish! Maybe if he actually talked to me then he would know he was just a friend.”

“Y/n, just please try to fix this. You guys are perfect for each other.”

“Obviously we’re not Anth!” you began crying. “He plays me like a fucking game. He treats me like crap and then gets mad when I’m not interested anymore!”

“He likes you a lot,” Anth tried to level with you.

“He has a real shit way of showing it.”

“I’m sorry.”

“It’s not your fault,” you yawned. “Sorry for flipping out on you; you didn’t deserve that.”

“It’s okay,” he chuckled. “You still want to go to Santa Monica Pier?”

“Sure,” you smiled even though he couldn’t see it. “Meet us there in an hour.”

~~

You tried. You tired really hard. But you just couldn’t. Every time you weren’t talking, your mind would flood with him. Whether it be his smile, his hair, his voice or anything else. It was him. Always had been and always will be.

You walked down the pier trying to stay tuned in to the conversation, but you just couldn’t. You wanted to see him, feel him, and be with him. And you couldn’t. And that killed you.

You needed him.

“Y/n? You aright, love?” Alice asked, wrapping an arm around your waist.

“Yeah, just a lil homesick,” you plastered on a fake smile.

“C’mon babes,” Olivia smiled. “We’ll be home soon enough.”

So a few more hours were spent at the pier and then you four went out to lunch.

After lunch, you guys arrived at Anth’s apartment at around 2 o’clock.

“So, you girls are leaving tomorrow…” Anth said as you three entered his apartment.

“Yeah, our flights at noon.” Alice frowned.

“I don’t wanna leave,” Olivia pouted.

“Same, but I couldn’t stay here forever.” You said, sitting on the floor.

“I could, 100%. This place is like paradise,” Alice laughed.

“Have you ever considered moving to London?” Olivia asked Anth.

“Yeah,” he chuckled. “I have actually. But I’m super close with my family and I couldn’t do that to them. Tours are hard enough as it is.”

“That’s understandable,” you give him a small smile.

“So what do you ladies want to do on your last night in LA?”

“Hmmm, movie night?” Alice suggested.

“Yes! Let’s have a Harry Potter marathon!” Olivia squealed.

“Do you have the Harry Potter movies?” you asked.

Anth gasped and put a hand over his heart, “I am truly offended that you even had to ask.”

Anth put in the first of eight and you four spent the rest of the evening making jokes and reciting entire scenes.

~~

As the fourth movie came to a close, you looked at the time.

“Bloody hell, its two in the morning!” you laughed.

“We better get back and pack,” Alice said.

“Since when are you the responsible type?” Liv giggled, earning a glare from the brunette.

“Do you guys need a ride to the airport?” Anth asked.

“Thanks, but we’d hate for you to go out of or way.” You said.

He laughed, “It’s no big deal, I promise.”

“Wanna help us pack too?” Alice said sarcastically.

“No, but I can keep you company if you like.”

“Sure!” Olivia said. “Let’s use the little time we have left to our advantage.”

“We’re not dying, Liv.” You laughed.

~~

“Who knew packing could be so fun?” you laughed as you shoved a pair of shorts into your suitcase.

Anth had decided to show you girls his playlist; which was lit as hell. You all began singing while he watched you three back your bags.

Anth paused the music, “Its 10:30, you girls should probably be at the airport by now.”

“Just a few more things!” Olivia said, cramming a few more souvenirs into her bag.

“Here,” Alice laughed, grabbing one of the bags. “I can put it in my bag.”

“Thanks,” she sighed.

“C’mon, you’re gonna be lateeeeeeeee.” Anth whined, already halfway out the door.

~~

The ride to the airport was also filled with many good songs. Once you got the airport, the goodbye to Anth was sadder than you expected.

“Thank you,” you cried into Anth’s shoulder. “For trying to help us.”

“Of course,” he hugged you tighter.

After you finally let go of your American friend, you three silently walked to your gate. None of you wanted to leave, but you all three wanted nothing more to be home. The flight back home was filled with sleeping. Alice and Olivia slept the entire way, except for small bathroom breaks. But you, you only slept for a little bit. After a tiny power nap, your mind was racing. You thought of all the things you could do when you got off the plane. But only one stuck out.

You had to see Conor.

~~

“Do you guys want to go to my place, and just chill before we get back into our daily routine?” Alice asked as you three waited for your Uber.

“I’m down as long as you have wine and pizza,” Olivia smiled.

“Sure, but I have to go somewhere before that.”

“Where?”

You rolled your eyes sarcastically, “I wonder…”

“Do you want us to go with you?” Olivia gave you a heartfelt smile.

“No, this is something I need to do on my own,” you said. “But thank you.”

“Anytime,” she winked.

The Uber ride to Alice’s was normal. You girls quietly chatted until the car had arrived at her place.

“Alright, I’ll be back soon.” you said to the girls and gave the Uber address Conor’s address. The nerves started to rise in your stomach as you grew closer to the apartment. You had no idea what was to come.

~~

You walked up the stairs to his floor and slowly walked to his door. You knocked, and stepped back, heart beating faster than usual.

The door opened and Jack Maynard stood there, a smile quickly approaching his lips.

“So you’re the girl my brother went to America for,” he chuckled, leaving against the door frame.

“Yeah, uh is he here?”

“Yep,” he said, opening the door and motioning for you to come in.

“Conor!” he shouted. “Someone’s here for you!”

You followed him into the living room where Josh was sat on the couch, controller in hand.

“Who’s this?”

“Y/n.”

“Oh. My. God. You’re her?”

“Yeah…” you said slowly, who else knows about you two?

Everyone. Literally everyone, you dumbass.

“Who could possibly be here to see me?” Conor laughed from the hallway.

You and Jack turned around, watching his expression change.

It went from comical, to confusion, to sadness but then settled on anger.

“What do you want?” he said coldly.

You were slightly taken aback, “I want to talk.”

“Why?” he crossed his arm.

“I think you know why,” you looked at him, your heart breaking into a million pieces.

“Fine,” he said and led you to the balcony.

“What do you have to say?” he scolded.

“Okay. First of all, you can lose the attitude. And second of all, I want you to explain.”

“Explain what?” he asked.

“I just want to hear your side of the story.”

“I don’t have one,” he said simply.

“So you can’t tell me why you did what you did? Why you flew all the way to bloody America for me, but then left before actually apologizing?”

“No,” he sighed. “I was just confused. I was jealous, but then I relished that I fucked up. But then I saw you with the other dude. And I just got so angry.”

“What other dude? Clayton?” you asked.

“I don’t know how he is. He was on your Instagram, and he was obviously into you. I just felt unwanted.”

“Really?!?! YOU felt unwanted? Are you fucking kidding me???” you yelled at him. “You treated me like actual shit but got pissed off when I wasn’t still hung up on you! You’re literally the epitome of a fuckboy, yet I can’t help being in love with you! You piss me off more than anything in the world yet you were the first person that I wanted to see when I landed! So don’t you dare say that you felt unwanted?”

“You gave me mixed signals! You would seem interested but when you had picture of you kissing a guy! How was I supposed to know if you were interested or not!!”

“What picture of me kissing someone?”

“The one with the balloon where you’re on his back!”

“Oh my god,” you laughed, yet you were far from showing humor. “That’s my fucking brother, which you would know if you bothered to get to know me!”

He stepped towards you, “I tried! You were the one who got short with me!” he poked you in the chest.

Jack opened the door to the balcony, “Mate, back up.”

“Stay out of this Jack!” he yelled, yet his eyes stayed looked with yours. “You said something. Say it again.” His features softened.

“Which part?” you asked.

“The part where you say you love me,” he said, turning his pointed finger into a flat palm, he wanted to feel your heartbeat.

“I am so incredibly in love with you Conor Maynard.”

“I’m in love with you too, Y/n.” he smiled. “Can I kiss you?”

You giggled, “Of course.”

~~

After you two awkwardly went back into his flat and awkwardly said goodbye to Josh and Jack, you headed over to Alice’s.

You were all lounged around her living room, a pointless show playing in the background.

Conor was deep into an awkward fan story when there was a knock at the door.

“I’ll get it,” Olivia said.

“No! Alice should,” you smiled.

“Wow thanks.” She rolled her eyes but got up nonetheless.

Get up you mouthed at Liv who gave you a questioning look. You two and Conor followed the brunette to the door.

She opened the door and froze. Liv did the same, yet you were smiling ear to ear.

“Brandon?”

anonymous asked:

Hi. I read your hedge witch series and you mention people using pharm drugs for hedge witchcraft. How does that work since they're basically chemicals?

First off, the notion that “chemicals” (in drugs or food) are somehow distinct from good and pure “natural” ingredients is a fallacy. As any scientist will tell you, everything, even organic produce, contains chemicals, and always has. Really, everything is some sort of chemical. 

A woman on social media once said that she wasn’t ever going to “put chemicals in her body,” and scientists laughed, knowing that all food is chemical in nature, and that she couldn’t possibly do that.

When we’re talking about chemicals with psychoactive effects, they occur both in nature and can be manufactured in a laboratory. A lot of the naturally-occurring psychoactives can be even more taxing on the body than the synthetic chemicals, actually. 

Compare diphenhydramine to datura. Both have very similar affects on the human body (as I understand it), and both cause delirium. 

Nevertheless, datura is much more likely to, well, kill you, whereas DPH is safe enough in certain doses to be used as a general antihistamine, whereas datura is extremely dangerous and difficult to use in a therapeutic or recreational fashion.

To answer your question more fully, though, the notion that naturally-occurring substances have magical potential whereas human-crafted ones do not always struck me as a fallacy. Most “natural” things witches use, too, are actually put through quite complex human-driven processes, as well. 

Take essential oils. Many, if not all, witches use them. They occur naturally in plants, yes, but the process for extracting them is complex and doesn’t, to me, jive with the notion of “all natural.” Yet, I still use them, because as I’ve said I don’t hold with the notion that natural is essentially better.

From my own perspective (which won’t resonate with everyone), using any kind of plant, drug, or substance in magick involves contact with the coalesced force behind it. 

In short, it involves talking to the spirit that governs the substance. While I myself don’t use pharmaceuticals (except for vitamins) in my magical practice, I see no reason to assume they, too, wouldn’t have a certain force or spirit resting behind them, animating them.

I have a friend who went through a very intense series of magical experiences, quite initiatory, using pharmaceutically-derived psychoactives. It did not end well for him, but he learned a lot in the process. He no longer uses them because of what happened, but he learned a lot about himself via the experience. 

Really, any experience, drug-fueled or not, can be initiatory or involve contact with the spirit world. Yet realize the risks can outweigh the benefits, particularly when we’re talking about something that might harm your body. I’ll not say any more about what happened to him; it’s an intense story and without his explicit permission isn’t mine to tell.

That said, I absolutely do not recommend any of my readers take up tripping on anything as part of attempts to ride the hedge. People are going to do what they want, and plenty of us do use psychoactive plants or chemicals in our practice, I realize, but…

I personally don’t know everyone’s bodies and minds like they do, so I can’t say, “Yes, use this substance.” I use certain legal herbs myself with psychoactive properties, but I’ve no intention of ever posting recipes or much about them, just because I don’t want anyone to try it and be harmed. You all know yourselves better than me; make your own choices, but I won’t recommend or encourage anything, personally.