i know..this is not funny

  • Hoseok: Hey Kook, you okay?
  • Jungkook: Yeah, its just that lately I haven't been able to think straight
  • Jungkook, thinking: Balls, dicks, two guys holding hands, Jimin’s butt
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Watch Stephen Colbert's 'disturbing' 'Dana Carvey Show' audition tape
Check out this exclusive clip from the Hulu documentary ‘Too Funny to Fail,’ which premieres Saturday, Oct. 21

How did Stephen Colbert manage to get a callback for The Dana Carvey Show? Well, according to Carvey in an exclusive clip from new Hulu documentary Too Funny to Fail, it certainly wasn’t because of the faux-breakdown he had at the end of his audition tape.

Too Funny to Fail chronicles the rise and precipitous fall of Carvey’s promising but short-lived ABC sketch series, which premiered in 1996 and starred the likes of Colbert, Louis C.K., and Stephen Carell — all of whom are interviewed in the documentary. In the above clip, Carvey, Colbert, and executive producer Robert Smigel look back on Colbert’s ridiculous audition tape, which showed the current Late Show host using his then-infant daughter as a prop — “She had such a huge load in her pants,” he explains in the clip — and hilariously crying about how hard it was to support her as an actor.

anonymous asked:

can you post a list of your favourite quotes from your /own/ klance fics please? :)

My own?!

Uh…that’s hard, since I’m not sure. I think it would be easier, (and more interesting) for you guys to tell me which quotes you liked best :)

I’m curious to see what tickles your fancy! Send em in!

Originally posted by queenofhelldarlin

so to sum up, keith…

  • refuses to call himself the black paladin
  • is painfully self-aware and analytical about his own flaws and apologizes for them repeatedly
  • is aware he can’t connect with his teammates and remembers examples of that happening even months later
  • knows he has anger issues, is ashamed of that, and thinks it’s intrinsic because he’s galra
  • knows he has trust issues and identifies his mom leaving him as the reason he’s afraid of rejection
  • knew he would cry if he talked about it?? what the fuck

and keith:

  • was called a loner by the people he’s been living with for months
  • identifies shiro as the only person who never gave up on him and canonically connects with him on a level separate from anyone else in his life
  • has lost shiro twice so far