i know..this is not funny

anonymous asked:

you know i was watching old concerts and its really quite funny i actually understand why they couldnt interact they literally look like a married couple anytime they stand next to each other wow


This Is Probably Why Half the Internet Shut Down Today [Update: It’s Getting Worse]
Twitter, Spotify and Reddit, and a huge swath of other websites were down or screwed up this morning. This was happening as hackers unleashed a large distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on the servers of Dyn, a major DNS host. It’s probably safe to assume that the two situations are related.
By William Turton

So apparently the massive DDoS attack today on Dyn has slowed down or halted a significant portion of the Internet. There’s a lot more details about this in the link above, and also a list of many of the website affected (such as Twitter, Reddit, Netflix, just to name a few.) 

Just for a moment, I’d like to set aside the frightening real-world implications of a cyber-attack on this scale, and share a collective smile about the fact that Tumblr has been essentially unaffected today. 

Though I’m certain it didn’t happen this way, I’d like to imagine a scenario something like this: 

The hackers behind this attack were reviewing their targets. After visiting each website on their list, they would add a vicious red line across the name, or maybe a dagger dramatically stuck into it. And then they came across Tumblr. 

And they took a long, frightened look and said, “Uhhhhhh, let’s… not…” 

ishipgayspacerocks  asked:

Hi! I'm shy around most people, but I bond quickly. I'm funny once you get to know me, but before then, I seem very quiet. I'm a nice person, until I've had my limits. What sign am I? (Ps I LOVE your account :))

Thank you…kinda sounds like a Taurus.

anonymous asked:

I often see posts where people are showing spirits human things, like foods, drinks, various other human traditions where.. as mine? Help me human. Help me adult. Car issues- they fix they tell me out to fix. Adulting 101 I owe to my spirit guides lmao. Well last time around, they were human, and I was a spirit that helped them out so, this time. It's them helping me. What comes around goes around. In a good way.

That’s so awesome nonny! I’m glad that they can help you and you were able to help them before! 

I always find it funny when a spirit knows more about human things than I do, especially when they are able to help teach me how to do something or (laughingly) help me find someone to fix it.
~Mod Moon

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