i know..this is not funny

new chapter of centripetal force, titled centrifugal force!!

Gus Grissom: “When the recovery helicopter arrived, I left the spacecraft first because my hatch was the one that was out of the water and open.”

John Young: “That’s the first time I ever heard of a skipper leaving the ship first.”

Grissom: “Well, I made you captain when I left.”

Young: “So now I was the captain of a Navy vessel for a few minutes, and I renamed it the U.S.S. Molly Brown.”

Grissom: “It was a smooth successful flight. But if Molly Brown had sunk out there, I’d have jumped right off that carrier.”

-LIFE Magazine, April 2, 1965

So I have like… a possibly unhealthy amount of screencaps (especially with certain NPCs), and upon review, there’s quite a few where Theron appears to be taking selfies. And he kind of looks like some guy on Instagram who’s trying to play it cool but failing miserably. Like…

my girl wanted to go on a nature walk.fyi nature sucks cuz there’s no holonet signal, my feet hurt, and she just found this creepy temple and wants to explore it

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so I was tagged by @teereckt and @vclgin and @adam-levineyard to post six selfies so here we go

they’re from oldest to newest and on top of it all the oldest was taken in september and the newest was taken just before new year’s I think because honestly I didn’t take many selfies during the summer (although I do have one bathroom selfie where I’m covered in fake blood because of work oops)

but hey friends thanks for tagging me and now I’m gonna tag @junkheart and @sassassino and @shuurima and @elontheloose but if someone else wants to do this you can just blame it on me (8

Does anyone else ever feel guilty for liking always sunny? Like i was tryin 2 talk about it w a friend bc im excited about all the stuff thats happened (i.e gay, soft dennis and chardee) but they just keep bringing up shitty stuff that theyve done/said on the show? Like i know it can be way the fuck off the mark sometimes and does have offensive humour but also its just enjoyable most of the time? And stress relieving? And the everyone in the fandom (on tumblr) is really nice? Idk its just abit shit tht it made me feel bad for getting excited over a show that my best friend thinks is Problematic u kno?

fatale-distraction  asked:

I HEAR YOU WANTED TO EXPLORE KREM/LAVELLAN my buddy that is my jam. “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” something funny and fluffy? <3 Thank you!

HELLO NEW FRIEND they’re my jam too. I got my first prompt for them last week and I’ve thought about them every day since.

I don’t know if I can do funny on command, but. I’ll do my best.

Krem/FemLavellan for @dadrunkwriting

“If you call me that one more time.” She levels her best glare at Krem, but he just smirks at her in return, leaning forward with both elbows on the table between them. 

“You’ll what, your worship?” The title slips from his lips like a challenge, and she squints at him. His grin grows, taking over his face, and they both forget the crowd of the tavern around them. “Throw me out of Skyhold? Send me on a mission to the Approach?”

She rolls her dark eyes and makes sure to harden her glare before meeting his eyes again. “I… I’ll…” her thoughts are scattered, hard to gather back together to form a coherent sentence when he’s this close to her. “I… don’t know.”

Krem laughs, his eyes crinkling at the edges, and it’s the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen. Her blush deepens.

“I can’t call you anything other than ‘your worship’,” Krem says. “It’s just who you are.”

Her smile slips from her face, and she looks away. She takes a deep swallow of her drink and closes her eyes, more to avoid Krem’s gaze than to savor the taste of the watery ale.

He notices.

“I… your… Linise?” He stumbles through the names he’s allowed to call her, searching for the one that will bring the smile back to her face and the light back to her eyes.

She finishes her drink. “If you call me anything other than Linise or Lin again,” she says, voice low, “And I’ll either kiss you or kill you. It depends on my mood.”

She slips away from their table before he can respond.

vine

I spent way too much time on this

i know it’s kind of a meme in the fandom that viktor thought making A SCENE and greeting yuuri naked in japan but i think that was completely unintentional? which makes it even funnier imo?

allow me to explain

i don’t know exactly how long after yuuri’s video went viral that this scene happens, but it’s safe to say that at least a couple of days passed? perhaps a week or a bit more, even though the anime makes it look like it’s on the next day?

so he’s been avoiding the media for days, keeping his phone off so absolutely nobody’s going to be able to reach him until people forget about this madness 

which means he’s also entirely clueless about the rumors of viktor being his coach

and it makes it so much funnier because we know yuuri’s dad doesn’t know jack shit about figure skating, and viktor doesn’t know how to speak japanese AND IT WAS PROBABLY TOSHIYA WHO FIRST TALKED TO VIKTOR WHEN HE ARRIVED AT YU-TOPIA?

TOSHIYA IF YOU’D ONLY GET INTO YOUR SON’S ROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE MATH YOU WOULD KNOW

so what has happened was probably something like “i have no idea what you’re saying mr. foreign-dude but you’re probably here for our famous onsen so yes make yourself comfortable” which viktor, tired as fuck from his travel (a long ass flight from st. petersburg to tokyo, probably? plus the train from tokyo to hasetsu?) GLADLY ACCEPTS

hell yeah i’m going to enjoy the fuck out of his hot spring

since yuuri is nowhere to be seen why not take some time to relax after a long travel, am i right

it’s not like viktor would understand if yuuri’s parents were to say “oh yes yuuri is holed up in his bedroom but he’ll come out eventually” so as viktor is pretty sure he found the right place and that yuuri is there he’ll just wait and have a nice soak meanwhile

AND THEN YUURI JUST BARGES INTO THE ROOM WHERE VIKTOR IS BATHING

well, this was not how i had planned this to go but here you are?

AND OF COURSE, STANDING UP WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT VIKTOR BASICALLY INVENTED BEING EXTRA AND… LET ME SHOW YOU MY HOT BOD BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOUR ALMOST-EVERYTHING AT THE BANQUET SO I THINK IT’S FAIR YOU GET TO SEE ME NOW AM I RIGHT??? 

in viktor’s mind, yuuri is this extroverted, outgoing party animal he got to know at the banquet and was absolutely mesmerized by, so he probably thinks yuuri’s going to be alright with this extra introduction? also knowing yuuri lives and probably worked at the onsen for a while viktor maybe just assumes he’s probably unfazed by nudity?

oh viktor, little did you know

it just gets funnier the more you look into it

The Creators of Yuri on Ice
  • Episode one: let's make the gay really subtle and not distract from the story line
  • Episode two: Just make the opening a little gayer and have Viktor touch Yuri a bunch, but in a teasing flirting way. We don't want to go overboard
  • Episode four: Let's just straight up have Viktor ask to be Yuri's lover. That should get everyone on the same page
  • Episode seven: Make them kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Episode nine: They're still??? not??? convinced??? After that? Ok, so this time do like a really big dramatic airport scene where they run at each other and Yuri uses the same words as a proposal to ask Viktor to stay with him. But still keep it subtle. We're going For sub-context here to let the audience figure it out.
  • Episode ten: FUCK IT! FUCK IT! PUT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THOSE BOYS! PUT YURI ON A G O D D A M N STRIPPER POLE!!! HAVE YURI HANG ON VIKTOR LIKE A DRUNK KOALA AND HUMP HIM LIKE A DOLPHIN!! SHOW THE EXACT MOMENT VIKTOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH YURI. YURI. AND. VIKTOR. ARE. GAY.
vine

Jungkook feeling that beat drop with his hands.
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Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this