i know you're fine but what do i do

  • DC fans: Other heroes are just so unrelatable. Batman's a human, so it's easier to relate to him and his struggles.
  • Bruce Wayne: Is $85 enough to buy breakfast cereal or do I need more
  • Bruce Wayne: Clark, we have to meet and discuss the threat of-- what do you mean you're at """work"""? Just leave.
  • Bruce Wayne: Dick, what do you mean your school didn't have a yacht club? You must be mistaken
  • Bruce Wayne: Walmart, what is that, is that a town or a person
Hunk knows what's up
  • Hunk: Look man you're my best friend okay?? I know you have a crush on Keith so cut the crap
  • Lance, blushing like mad: wtf no I absolutely do not what are you talking ab-
  • Hunk: *stares at him with /that/ look*
  • Lance: okay yeah fine maybe I do whatever
  • Keith, bursting out the nearest vent: I FUCKING KNEW IT
  • <p> <b>Anti:</b> I don't like straight ships because they're not equal and the women aren't on the same ground as the men.<p/><b>Me:</b> That's fine I understand but in canon the ship isn't like that and just because a ship is same sex doesn't mean it's not toxic.<p/><b>Anti:</b> STFU let me have my lesbians you homophobic * everything but a child of God *. You're also a pedophile and disgusting because * insert ship* has an age gap of 1-10 years.<p/><b>Me:</b> You don't know what pedophilia is do you. * Gives laundry list of reasons why what they're doing isn't making the situation better. * You can't just harass someone and bully them into suicide.<p/><b>Anti:</b> They shipped *insert ship* and it's abusive/incestual/racist/whatever their twist of pedophilia is. This fandom is supposed to be a safe space for children/abuse survivors/lgbt+/poc/Everyone.<p/><b>Me:</b> You just made the fandom toxic and not a safe space when you did what you did. I understand that you don't like * insert ship* because of incest/pedophilia/etc. But it's not as popular or dominating so you could've ignored it or blocked the tag you actively searched for something to bully/harass people on.<p/><b>Anti:</b> * spouts lies about my character and doesn't get the message* They're racist/pedophile/abusive/homophobic/sexist because xyz.<p/><b>Me:</b> Fuck you I'm going to Ao3 I'm done with your bullshit.<p/><b>Ao3 Anti:</b> *harasses someone and tried to do what people do on Tumblr*<p/><b>Ao3:</b> Not on my watch this is a safe space *bans Anti*<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm safe<p/></p>
  • Naruto: So, like, ever since Hinata confessed to me, people have been like- ya know
  • Sasuke: Hn
  • Naruto: And I'm just- I don't, like, I can't- ya know
  • Naruto: But I should, right? There's no reason I shouldn't, uh, ya kn-
  • Sasuke: Dobe, if you say "ya know" one more time
  • Naruto: I can't help it, I'm just so, so, ya know!
  • Sasuke: Why are you talking to me about this, idiot?
  • Naruto: You're the only one who hasn't said anything, ya know. Sakura-chan, Kakashi, Ino, Iruka, even Kiba have been on my case non-stop.
  • Sasuke: It's your life. Your choice. Do what you want. It makes no difference to me.
  • Naruto: But, but Sasuke, I'm just so... Ya know.
  • Sasuke: Fine, usuratonkachi. We'll talk.
  • Sasuke: Do you think she's pretty?
  • Naruto: Eto... *squints* I guess so.
  • Naruto: Actually, now that you mention it, Hinata's kind of a looker, huh
  • Naruto: But she's still not as pretty as- *glances over* Uh, other people.
  • Sasuke: Like who? Sakura?
  • Naruto: Yeah, Sakura-chan and... Someone else
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: So the problem is that you have feelings for another person
  • Naruto: *blushes* Um... I guess, but I doubt you- I mean, this other person will ever, ya know, feel the same way, so I should just
  • Sasuke: Have you said anything?
  • Naruto: Well, no
  • Naruto: But after everything that happened, you- I mean, this person should get it by now, and if y- they don't, that probably means it's one-sided. Right?
  • Sasuke: Maybe
  • Naruto: Oh
  • Sasuke: Unless I -I mean, this 'other person' was thinking the same way as you
  • Naruto: Really? You Were?
  • Sasuke: Were what? I'm talking about this mysterious 'other person' who's apparently prettier than Hyuuga Hinata, which is -mmmphmm!
  • Sasuke: What was that, you moron?
  • Naruto: It's called a kiss, teme.
  • Naruto: Something two people do when they like each other.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: I'm not familiar with the concept.
  • Sasuke: Maybe you should show me again.

some reminders if we do get sana for s4:

  •  with all the islamophobia and xenophobia in the world at the moment (such as geert wilders, whose twitter banner literally is ‘stop islam’, being one of the leading candidates of the dutch election yesterday) a season with sana in the lead couldn’t have come at a better time tbh 
  • to people who think sana as s4 main is “rushed”: sana had a major subplot in s2, and she was involved in s3 (even if that was to a large extent to help isak’s development, sana and her religion was still important) so she’s not more rushed than any other character on the show imo 
  •  a season with sana would probably break some of the norms of the show which would be very interesting to see (for example, her backstory in s2 had to do with her family relations – how will the show solve that, when sana still lives at home?) 
  • apart from the boys, sana is probably the character who would give isak (and by extension, even) the most screen-time
  • on that note: the last season’s main is always ‘followed up’ in the next season (eva and jonas post-breakup in s2, noora coming back from london in s3)
  • RETURN OF THE GIRL SQUAD!!! 
  • sana is so wise and clever and perceptive and can you imagine how cool it would be to see a whole season from her point of view? 
  • also sana has such a tough exterior, so seeing what goes on when she lets her guard down? probably amazing and emotionally touching 
  • i know many of you want even for s4, and i get that, i really do… but whichever character julie has chosen, it’s probably with good reason, and we probably have an awesome season in store no matter what 
  • have faith in julie andem!! lord knows she’s earned it  
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: Do you know why I hate Undertale? Because it's the best game ever made. The graphics look like they were drawn by a four year old with the talents of Pablo Picasso in his prime - which is what I would have said if I liked the graphics, which I do… not. Narratively, this game is a paragon of interactive storytelling; every decision you make weigh on your conscience, because every connection you make with the characters feels organic. That’s why I am giving this game a 5/5... billion. It fucking suc
Educating a Friend
  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
  • Percy: know what I want to do on this fine day?
  • Nico: hopefully not think about all the future prophecies you'll probably in, and all the new possible risks you're going to have to take because the gods force you to. you're also not good at hiding how angry you get when we go to olympus but other than that. what do you wanna do today?
  • Percy: man I just wanted some pancakes
  • Missy: Oh, don’t be disgusting, we’re Time Lords, not animals. Try, nano-brain, to rise above the reproductive frenzy of your noisy little food chain, and contemplate friendship. A friendship older than your civilization and infinitely more complex.
  • also Missy: I hope my boyfriend wasn't too mean to you...He can be very mean sometimes. Except to me, of course, because he loves me so much.
  • also Missy: *makes out with Doctor against wall*
  • also Missy: My heart is maintained by the Doctor.
  • the Doctor: Two hearts.
  • also Missy: And both of them yours.
  • also Missy: Oh Clara, Clara, Clara. You know, I should shoot you in a jealous rage, now wouldn't that be sexy?
  • also Missy: Stop shouting, love....
  • also Missy: Ask me! Come on, you know you want to. You want to know what my plan is. You'll be surprised. I've got a gift for you. You know, I've been up and down your timeline, meeting all those silly people who died to keep you alive. And you know what I worked out? What you really need?...To know that you're just like me!
  • also Missy: I need you to know we're not so different. I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome.
  • also Missy: We can, we can go together [to Gallifrey], just you and me. Just like the old days.
  • Doctor: You'd be clapped in irons.
  • also Missy: If you like.
  • Clara: Since when do you care about the Doctor?
  • also Missy: Since always....
  • also Missy: Doctor, listen to me. I know traps. Traps are my flirting. This is a trap.
  • also Missy: Listen to that. The Doctor without hope. Nobody is safe now.
  • also Missy: The Doctor gave it to me when my daughter....
  • also Missy: *travels through a Dalek infested sewer and city in heels while keeping his pet safe* No. No, no, no, no. Doctor, what have you done? *runs towards danger to save the Doctor from his own stupidity*
  • also Missy: *laughs at the Doctor's sarcastic comeback like a schoolgirl with a massive crush*
  • also Missy: In a way, this is why I gave her to you in the first place. To make you see. The friend inside the enemy, the enemy inside the friend...Everyone's a bit of both, everyone's a hybrid.
  • also Missy: Please, I'll do anything. Just let me live...I'll be good, I promise. I'll turn, I'll turn good. Please. Teach me, teach me how to be good...I know I'm going to die. I have to say it, the truth. Without hope, without witness, without reward, I am your friend.
  • the Doctor: Of course she's not dead, she's a friend of mine. I may have fiddled with your wiring a little bit.
  • also Missy: *stays in Vault for decades even though she could escape at any time*
  • also Missy: C'est super. So, what have you got so far? *drapes herself across piano whilst encouraging the Doctor to puzzle out how to defeat the monks*
  • also Missy: *cries* ...You didn't tell me about this bit.
  • the Doctor: I'm sorry, but this is good.
  • also Missy: Okay.
  • also Missy: *peers shyly around console rotor*
  • also Missy: Sure, that's fine...But Doctor, please tell me, really. Are you alright?
  • also Missy: *cries* I don't even know why I'm crying. Why, why do I keep doing that now?
  • the Doctor: I don't know. Maybe you're trying to impress me.
  • also Missy: Yes. Probably some devious plan, that sounds about right.
  • the Doctor: Well the alternative would be much worse.
  • also Missy: Really?
  • the Doctor: The alternative is that this is for real and it's time for us to become friends again.
  • also Missy: Do you think so? *Takes step forward. The Doctor steps back, then tentatively takes Missy's hands in his own. Missy gasps in surprise.*
  • the Doctor: I don't know. That's the trouble with hope. It's hard to resist. *Lets go of Missy's hands and walks away.*
  • Tonks:  [complaining] Moody, will you tell him that I don't need to go to the hospital?
  • Moody: Regulations are regulations. You're all right?
  • Tonks: Yeah, I'm fine, 'dad.'
  • Moody: Tonks?
  • Tonks: Yeah?
  • Moody: Don't ever call me 'dad' again.[walks away]
  • Tonks:  [to Kingsley] What do you think he'd feel about 'mom?'
  • Kingsley: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run
  • Ruby: Hey, Yang, guess who's got a date tonight!
  • Yang: Who?
  • Ruby: ME!
  • Yang: That's awesome! you excited?
  • Ruby: Yep!
  • Yang: Feeling confident?
  • Ruby: Nope, I've never been on one before, please help me I have no idea what I'm doing. Can you please come with me and watch from behind a bush and give me advice via an earpiece?
  • Yang: Don't worry, Ruby, You'll do fine on your own. Just put on some make up then go out there and be yourself.
  • Ruby: I can do one of those but not both.
  • Yang: Be yourself if you wore make up.
  • Ruby: Alright! Anything else?
  • Yang: Oh, yeah. You're going to want to bring protection. Some say it's the man's job, but they don't always-
  • Ruby, shoving magazines into her pocket: How many do you think's enough? Like, we're probably only going to run into muggers at the worst, so like, 50 rounds?
  • Yang: Actually you know what I think we should go with the bush idea after all.
If Jamie and Claire could text: The Search Edition (for @ofbrochtuarach)
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • Claire: > > Ignore < <
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • Claire: > > Ignore < <
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • Claire: > > Ignore < <
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • << Incoming call from unknown caller
  • Claire: Jesus FUCKING Christ, stop calling me whoever you are
  • unknown number: Claire, it's me!!
  • Claire: ....it's who?
  • unknown number: Jamie
  • unknown number: your husband
  • Claire: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: wait
  • Claire: wait NO NO NO STOP
  • Claire: how do I know it's you???
  • unknown number: Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp, it is I, James Alexander Malcol
  • Claire: send a selfie RIGHT THIS MINUTE e before I explode
  • unknown number: phone doesna have a camera
  • unknown number: tis an awful shit of a burner
  • unknown number: best i could do wi limited funds
  • unknown number: but GOD, Claire are ye alright, mo chridhe??? I've missed ye so m
  • Claire: WAIT
  • Claire: hold your bloody horses, anon
  • Claire: i'm not telling you a GD thing until I have proof that you actually are jamie
  • Claire: you could be literally anyone
  • Claire: could be Dougal mackenzie trying to ensnare me into marriage
  • unknown number: WTF? ew?
  • unknown number: nevermind that
  • unknown number: mnd it's ME
  • Claire: tell me something only you could know
  • unknown number: Oh, and aye, I 'm doing just fine by the way. What's that? Oh, aye, I'm verra happy to be alive, thank ye verra much for asking.
  • Claire: SHUT IT
  • Claire: What is that pet name I call you in bed?
  • unknown number: ... claire
  • Claire: WHAT?
  • unknown number: dinna make me write it out
  • Claire: WHAT
  • Claire: DO
  • Claire: I
  • Claire: CALL
  • Claire: YOU?
  • unknown number:
  • unknown number:
  • unknown number:
  • unknown number: gingernutmuffin
  • Claire: LWEIBGOWIEBGLWKEBFG:EUTH:WEIURG:BUO@P(&@YP(&BF#@$
  • Claire: OH MY GOD!!!!!
  • Claire: JAMIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jamie: and not in the slightest bit humiliated (-_-)
  • Claire: OH DARLING I'VE BEEN **FRANTIC***
  • Jamie: :D <3<3<3<3<3<3
  • Claire: ARE YOU ALRIGHT????
  • Claire: ...and JHRC, do you really not have access to real emojis????
  • Jamie: aye, it's torture. It's a... razr?
  • Jamie: ANYWAY
  • Claire: WHERE ARE YOU???
  • Jamie: been hiding out staying low to the ground
  • Jamie: not far from Grant lands at the moment
  • Claire: I'm with Murtagh, we'll come to you at once
  • Jamie: nay, I'll come to where ye are, tis safer
  • Jamie: besides, there's a theatrical performance I needs must attend
  • Claire: a what??
  • Claire: what are you tal
  • Claire: oh...
  • Jamie: I hear 'THE SINGING SASSENACH' is a bonnie wee thing
  • Claire: bloody hell
  • Jamie: and wears breeks that put her arse to verra fine advantage
  • Claire: well
  • Claire: can't just say that they're wrong
  • Jamie: believe me when I say that it was the greatest test of all to remain hidden under the brush and not smash the traveler to a pulp
  • Claire: I can ONLY imagine, my raging dearest
  • Jamie: 'like two plump apples in a bonnie sack'
  • Claire: not the most elegant epithet, but i'll take it
  • Claire: I'll bet you ruptured a few blood vessels at that
  • Claire: Jamie i'm SO HAPPY you're alright
  • Jamie: me too, MND
  • Claire: Murtagh says meet us on the outskirts of beauly harbor and we'll work on securing passage out of the country
  • Jamie: tell him his warmth and loving words to his godson mean a great deal in this trying time
  • Claire: he says shut your gob and get moving
  • Jamie: sounds about right
  • Claire: good lord this is such good fortune
  • Claire: can you imagine if we'd just kept riding about LOOKING for you??
  • Jamie: god, no, that would have been terrible
  • Jamie: Let's go get a place in amsterdam and not come out of bed for a minimum of 15 weeks
  • Jamie: maybe even 17
  • Jamie: 27.6
  • Jamie: I'm flexible on the exact duration
  • Jamie: but
  • Jamie: --->SEX<----
  • Jamie: lots and lots forever
  • Jamie: and immediately
  • Jamie: all the ways
  • Jamie: sorryi'msohungryandtired
  • Claire: sounds like a GRAND plan
  • Claire: just remember we have to get across the sea first
  • Jamie: .....fckkk
  • Claire: what?
  • Claire: you don't like boats?
  • Jamie: just...
  • Jamie: do me a great favor and keep thinking about all the things ye love about me
  • Jamie: and dinna come into the cabin
  • Claire: it can't be THAT bad surely
  • Jamie: GIRL
  • Claire: did you just call me 'girl'???
  • Jamie: YE DINNA
  • Jamie: EVEN
  • Jamie: KEN
The Defenders AU where it's the same but everyone's personalities are switched
  • Jessica (super serious): I'm the Private Investigator Jessica Jones. I have sworn to document any and all wrongdoings done by shady men and cheating partners.
  • Trish: Oh god, here she goes again-
  • Jessica: -I gained my powers after I got into a car crash that killed my parents-
  • Trish: JESS, WE GET IT. You don't have to announce your backstory every time we go somewhere new.
  • Jessica: You don't understand, Trish! It is my destiny to avenge the weak by exposing what their dirtbag friends and lovers are doing through my private investigation agency!
  • Trish: I do understand...but you don't have to act so self-important all the time!
  • Jessica: Argh, you're pissing me off. I need to meditate in the corner. You've seriously messed up my chi.
  • Trish: *rolls eyes*
  • /
  • /
  • Matt: My, my...you're looking extra fine today, Elektra.
  • Elektra: Oh, Matthew...don't you know? I'm always fine.
  • Matt: I just can't help saying it, I guess. It's just, when I see a beautiful, drop dead gorgeous woman like yourself...well, I say thanks be to God for putting you on Earth.
  • Elektra: You are corny as hell.
  • Matt: Is it working?
  • Elektra: Well...maybe. Keep talking like that and this night may go a bit...horizontal?
  • Matt: If you want to talk some more, I suggest we go out...for some coffee?
  • *Elektra leans in and passionately kisses Matt*
  • Matt (breaks off kiss, smiling): Sweet Christmas.
  • /
  • /
  • Luke: I need to know what Shades and Mariah are up to. You're gonna give me answers...or else.
  • Turk: Screw you-
  • *Luke steps on Turk's hand, crushing it completely*
  • Misty: LUKE! You can't do that!
  • Luke: Stay out of this, Misty. There's only one way I can get answers and this is it.
  • Misty: Damn it, Luke, if you keep doing this, you'll lose yourself to the violence! You need to stop!
  • Luke: You know what the people of Harlem call me, right?
  • Misty: *pauses* Yeah...the Lucifer of Harlem.
  • Luke: I can't run from it, Misty. This is who I am. This is my destiny.
  • *Luke steps on Turk's other hand while Misty looks away in disgust*
  • /
  • /
  • *Danny walks in, drinking a beer. He then throws it after he finishes*
  • Colleen: No beer in my dojo, please.
  • Danny: Hey, knock knock.
  • Colleen: Uh, who's there-
  • Danny: Danny's not here. Now shut up and let me enjoy my day off.
  • Colleen: Are you drunk?
  • Danny: ...no. This is only my...sixth one? I forgot. Eh, screw it. I can go for another.
  • *Danny goes to the fridge but finds he can't open it*
  • Danny: Colleen, your fridge is stuck.
  • Colleen: Just give it a strong pull-
  • *Danny uses his Iron Fist to punch the fridge open. He then pulls out a beer*
  • Colleen: YOU PUNCHED MY FRIDGE JUST TO GET A BEER!
  • Danny: *opens the new can and throws the middle finger up at Colleen*
  • Naruto: Sasuke
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: You've got issues
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: Like enough to fill an entire ocean or a mountain or no, a GIANT butt-load
  • Sasuke: How big is this hypothetical butt, usuratonkachi?
  • Naruto: I thought you were asleep.
  • Sasuke: As if anyone can sleep with you yelling insults in their ear.
  • Naruto: I was whispering well-known facts, bastard
  • Sasuke: It's three in the morning. Go back to sleep. We can argue tomorrow
  • Naruto: Or, uh, since you're up, we could argue right now
  • Naruto: Come on Sasuke, just this one thing, just one time. We don't even have to invite anyone.
  • Sasuke: Then what's the point?
  • Naruto: Do it for me
  • Sasuke: No.
  • Naruto: But we're already basically, uh, com-committed to being together, so why is this such a big deal?
  • Sasuke: I could ask you the same thing.
  • Naruto: Seriously bastard, you can just give in and do it, or have me harass you until you give in and do it.
  • Sasuke: Or?
  • Naruto: Or, you can tell me the real reason you're against it, and I might... Give you a break. For a while.
  • Sasuke: That's it?
  • Naruto: I could do this all night, teme.
  • Sasuke: *raises eyebrow*
  • Naruto: *blushes* You know what I mean
  • Sasuke: Fine. You want us to have a wedding. A traditional marriage ceremony.
  • Naruto: Duh.
  • Sasuke: So, which one of us is the bride?
  • Sasuke: These rituals follow a specific set of guidelines and require each party to take on a certain role. If this is really what you want, one of us has to be the bride.
  • Naruto: Seriously?
  • Sasuke: I thought you knew that.
  • Naruto: Yeah I did, and the answer is pretty obvious, but I didn't know that's the reason you-
  • Sasuke: What do you mean, 'the answer is obvious'
  • Naruto: Well, you're the one who always, er, is the one who takes *vague hand gestures* when we do the, uh, ya know, the thing that we *cough* do.
  • Naruto: So you'll be the bride. Problem solved.
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you...
  • Naruto: Yeah, what is it?
  • Sasuke: Should sleep on the couch.
  • Naruto: Aw, c'mon. If you really don't want to I guess I could... But Sasuke, you'd totally be the perfect bride.
  • Sasuke: *activates sharingan*
  • Naruto: Gah! It was a compliment, you asshole! Okay, okay, I'm going. Geez.
You guys know that 'oh mickey you're so fine you blow my mind hey mickey' yeah i did a thing.. a crack thing. im sorry

OOOH SEBBY YOU’RE SO FINE 

YOU’RE SO FINE 

YOU BLOW MY MIND 

HEY SEBBY HEY HEY, HEY SEBBY HEY HEY 

{chorus} OH SEBBY WHAT A PITY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

YOU TAKE ME BY THE HEART WHEN YOU TAKE ME BY THE HAND

OH SEBBY YOU’RE SO PRETTY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

ITS GUYS LIKE YOU SEBBY

OH WHAT YOU DO SEBBY DO SEBBY 

DONT BREAK MY HEART SEBBY

anonymous asked:

Hey I don't know if you're up to date on what's goin on here but PLEASE be safe if you come to America right now. It's a very hostile and scary place to be especially for foreigners. People with legitimate visas and green cards and being detained and airports. I don't wanna scare you I just think it's important to know.

I’m receiving so many messages about this rn and while I appreciate people are worried for my safety I beg them to please do research.
I’m gonna be fine❤ my country really doesn’t have anything to do with the States in a negative way(most people don’t even know where it is )