i know you werent


xxlovendreamsxx replied to your post “Sasus probably the kinda guy who turns down Sakuras advances before…”

one who will also frequently engage in morning sex with her with no regards as to her being late for work yes??????? huehueheu

she becomes exponentially more alert at the feeling of her presumed slumbering husband’s firm grip on her wrist, the sound of her alarm still shrill in the background. He had grabbed her just as she had started to roll out of bed to groggily begin her morning routine. Sakura turns to see him buried in their comforter, messy-haired, one eye open, staring her down with a look, lazy as it may be, that can only mean one thing.

“right now?”

he squeezes her wrist. she sighs.

“but last night you said you didn’t want to-”

he shifts onto his back, sheets sliding conveniently enough to keep him covered, but still suggest that he is.. in need.

“you’re impossible” she protests, pressing the snooze button.

“and you’re annoying” he mumbles into his pillow, pulling her on top of him. “now come here”

anonymous asked:

awrf. hi dan. happy valentines day. i know you said we werent gonna do anything BUT you went to bed for five hours leaving me with nothing to do.

things ive overheard kids say

-“get your hair,,, off,,, my dinosaur”
-“id marry a t rex”
-“i was born with lobster teeth”
-“and so there i am, screaming, four peanuts shoved up my ass–”
-“no sexy time for rich white men”
-Teacher: “we’re gonna have some observers in here”
Student 1: “can we feel them or is this like a look-dont-touch thing”
Student 2: “no of course dude you can touch them just,,, rub your hands all over their faces”
-*yodelling “if you love me let me go” in the very back of the bus*
-high white kid @ me: “i was born in africa but you werent you know how i know that im black and youre not”
-Teacher: “and overall it was very moderate”
Student: “if you or a loved one have ever suffered moderate to severe plaque psoriasis”
-Teacher: “i mean they couldve used something else like what else does fat come from? sheep, chickens–”
Student: “humans”
-“okay but how do we KNOW jesus didn’t have a chinese half brother”
-“and i was like ‘why would you put cheese inside a bronze scultpure’”
-some kid in the hallway as soon as the class us quiet: “maybE THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS”
-“yo wanna snort some cheerio dust”
-“guys,,, emilee has the softest eyelashes”
-“pretty sure the missionaries only wanted the opium”


Take away the make-up and the clothes that I wear

I’ve got a heart that’s beating softly and it’s gasping for air

Because I’m alive but I’m not living

Alex Danvers, 3 hours

anonymous asked:

honestly sometimes i wonder what would have happened if when morgana was all "you dont know what its like to have to hide who you are/how you were born/to see 'your people' hanged" and merlin straight up says "i like men" cuz you know in 1000ad britian sorcerers werent the only ones being executed,, and i mean obv morgana is a lesbian so she would have been "lmao i dont" and they high fived. evil morgana storyline obliterated by the gay

I’M HONESTLY CHOKING ON LAUGHTER WTF THIS IS SO TRUE!!! honestly merlin would still be able to hide his magic but still be supportive of her. it’s the perfect plan!!! and then arthur wouldn’t have to deal with the whole “magic” thing right off the bat. he’d protect them both and then they’d ease him into the idea of magic and IT WOULD BE SO LIT

jemsquash  asked:

I want to know the reactions of everyone when Kakashi rocks up with the newly mangekyoued Obito. Do they just stroll in 'hey look who's actually alive!' or do they try subtly (which goes horribly wrong because this is Obi and Kaka we're talking about.) SASUKE how does he react to all this? Does he not care that there's another Uchiha wondering about, Obi is flawed and weak and Sasuke is an AVENGER and needs no emotional ties. Or does he cling to Obi like a limpet, myclan myfamily must protect?

well you can’t just bring anyone into a ninja village. you cant just walk into Konoha. there are autorisations to be had, papers to sign, a control at the door, all that stuff. and Kakashi had to explain why he disappeared suddenly because, as a jounin, he has a lot of responsibilities and has to actually talk to the Hokage before going away for a period of time

(or after. or while he’s gone, with a message “yo sorry stuff happened im in X village and i wont be able to come back for a while”, to which Tsunade answers by sending Sakura to get Kakashi’s ass back by force if needed. which she doesn’t do and instead comes back with a more detailed explanation)

also Kakashi kind of had to plan where Obito would live because obviously he couldn’t live on his own in a place he doesn’t know, with customs he doesn’t know, and what if he fucks up what if something happens to him gods (Kakashi chill)

 but also Kakashi’s flat is barely big enough for him and he is not paying more rent because he is cheap so. Hatake house it was. and like he had to organize that, dust the house, change some of the tatami mats because dried blood doesn’t make for a nice decoration

(he didn’t do it himself though, Tsunade looked at him and said “nope, you go back to Obito, I’ll make Kotetsu and Izumo do it”)

but yeah once Obito actually comes back theres uhhh a variety of reactions

ranging from Gai (who happened to just be coming back from a mission when Kakashi brought Obito and who met them at the door) who. more or less crushed Obito in a bear hug (”Gai. Gai he’s turned blue. Gai please at least wait until we’ve seen Tsunade and made sure there are no ribs where there shouldn’t be. G a i”)

to Genma who, when the announcement was made (because there was an announcement to the jounin) asked with all the subtelty he could “Are we sure it’s really him ?”

but mostly it was alright. best moments were when people were like “hey Obito long time no see” “who the fUCK ARE YOU ??”

(ahhhh the joys of amnesia)

as for Sasuke, he is currently already busy getting friends with snakes and uh. more snakes i guess. so he only meets Obito much, much later

(the meeting abruptly ends when Obito decides he is done with Sasuke’s Teenage Angst™ and sends him to the timeout zone. namely Kamui)

(he almost died thrice on the same day at that point so his patience is running thin)


Gender neutral MC



- she wasn’t even aware that this person was your ex
- her and MC were just at a café and this random person just came up and started talking to MC 
- like Jaehee just thought it was an old friend or something, then they actually started paying attention to Jaehee 
- “Oh hi I’m MC’s ex.”
- “Oh hi I’m MC’s girlfriend” so fuck off and don’t come near my precious MC
- but she sayed nice and smiled at them
- you could see how she was pretending so you made them go away like “wtf i dont even talk to you anyway, okay bye bye let me hang with my gf.”
- Jaehee reminded to you once they were gone that if they ever disturbed you that she was a black belt


- boii 
- boiiiii
- okay so when he met your ex he became so protective over you
- he had his arm around you so tight, he was actually worried he might be hurting you but you seemed to like it
- “Oh me? I’m just a model and actor, no biggie, I’m a bit famous - oh is that one of my fans? yes come here, you want an autograph, of course! So what do you do?”
- he didnt directly tell your ex he was better than them, but im just saying he didnt hide that they were missing out with an amazing MC
- oh MC you’re suddenly so cute all of the sudden and i just have to kiss you 
- he wont hesitate on kissing you in front of your ex, either they leave or watch you kiss and feel awkward, he didnt care
- “well we better go, we have a lunch planned, got reservations that are usually hard to get so im told - but i found it horridly easy”
 “Zen, babe we don’t.”
“shhhhhh go with the flow. Acting skils babe”


- he literally did not give a shit
- he actually found it funny 
- like lol how did this loser ever get a babe like you????
- “ahhhh so this is your ex?”
- oh he knows hes smarter than them
-“I thought you said they werent dumb? lololol”
- “MC’s mine now fyi, don’t touch,”
- cheek kisses okay, so many
- he’ll make fun of your ex but in a way that your ex just has no idea what he’s saying
- hand holding 
- oh babe are you cold all of the sudden??? here take my jacket - what youre not cold? nah you are babe, trust me
- babe take the jacket 
- there you go
- oh looook MC’s wearing my jackeeet
- “lololol nice meeting you”


- lmao
- mate 
- he just looks at them like theyre the dirt beneath his feet
- you took off your scarf becuase it was getting too hot 
- and you forgot that you had worn this scarf because of a hickey Jumin had given you the night before
- oh boy 
- you blushed a bit but Jumin had a smuge ass grin on his face 
- like yes, MCs mine, i gave them that
- if you touch MC i will personally have my bodyguards escort you away and file a lawsuit and restraining order, 
- my MC
- literally 
- okay but he will probably give you the most passionate kiss in front of this person, just to make an extra point that you’re his
- he’ll either be hella jealous or just be like “uh huh okay whatever MC lets go.”


- okay protect him
- he was nervous when he saw him, you had told him about yout ex before but he had never met them
- he holds your hand because of how nervous he is
- “hi I’m Yoosung, nice to meet you!”
- you love me more right MC?
- you kiss his cheek to reassure him
- precious baby 
- he’s just so pure okay???
- he’s really nice and just wants to go home and watch movies with you man


- he contines to hold you hand as your ex introduces themselves, they had bumped into you two at an art gallery 
- he smiles and stays polite 
- he shakes their hadn an everything, but no one can see the death stare behind his glasses
- when your ex leaves he reminds you that he loves you
- “You know i love you right?”
- Literally was not botherd by your ex being around, he may not have liked him but he kept that to himself 
- tbh if he really wanted to do something with your ex he would get Seven to mess with them and put viruses on their computer
- during the conversation with your ex he’ll wrap his arm around yor shoulder and occasionally whisper something in your ear to make you laugh
- please protect him 

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“Time flies by, and the investigators are shouldering more responsibilities as they age.”
I Dare You *Zen* Part 4

It had been a week since Saeran had been in your apartment, and you were beginning to feel a bit… horny. You wanted to call Zen to come, but you didn’t want to be so forward. You also wanted to call Yoosung, but you felt you weren’t ready to take his virginity. You were needy, and you felt you didn’t have the patience for it in the moment. But luckily for you, you didn’t have to call Zen. He called you instead.

“Mc. Hi. So uh, yeah. I want to take you on a date tonight. Are you free?” He asked as soon as you answered the phone. “I’d love to. Somewhere fancy?” You asked. “Yes, very fancy. So wear something very nice. I can’t wait to see you. Ill pick you up at 7.” He said. You agreed and he hung up.

After he hung up, you began to panic. You needed to shave, get ready. What time was it now? You looked at your phone. 5:32. It was enough time for you to clean up and spend an hour on which dress you would wear.

You immediately began to get ready, and an hour and a half later you had on your nicest dress. You thought you looked nice, and when Zen came to pick you up his cheeks turned a rosy red at the sight of you.

“Well hello, princess. You look beautiful.” He said. You could say the same for him. He wore what you assumed was a very, very expensive suit and he looked so good in it. It suited him so well, with the navy blue suit making his silver hair stand out. It fit him in his mid section very snug, and it made his figure stand out.

And his… you know.

On the way to the restaurant, it was quiet. But a good kind of quiet. He rested his hand on your thigh, his thumb going just under the hem of your dress. You wanted more than anything for him to go further up, but you were patient.

The restaurant was very nice, with valet parking and a reservation. You couldn’t seem to keep your eyes off of him as you two talked over dinner. You were flattered that he decided to take you on a date. In fact it turned you on a little more. You made googly eyes the entire time, but you weren’t sure if you were being too obvious.

At one point, you rubbed your foot on his leg, and he looked at you for a while in silence, with a smug look on his face.

When you two finished your food, he paid and you two practically ran out. When the car was brought back, you two got inside and he drove. He had his hand back on your knee, but this time it was further up. You slowly put your hand over his, gliding his hand up your thigh. He laughed, and reached under your underwear without hesitation.

In turn, you unbuttoned his pants and pulled him out. He was very hard, and you immediately began to pump on him as his finger glided over you. He drove just fine surprisingly, not speeding or anything. But his face told you he was enjoying it. His face was flushed. You let out a moan, as you were getting close. This made him turn his head, looking at you in this frazzled state.

You continued to pleasure him as you rode out your orgasm, gripping onto his arm as you came. Soon after you were at his place. He parked the car, but before he got out you bent towards him, immediately putting him in your mouth. He jumped a little, grasping your head and bucking his hips.

He moaned as he felt your tongue glide around his cock, and gently pushed your head further down his shaft. You did so happily. But you didn’t finish him. You released him from your mouth, and got out of the car. You were making him follow you. After seeing his impressive length, you immediately wanted him inside you. So you walked to his door as he reached for his keys.

By the time you two reached the door to Zens apartment, you could barely stand the sexual tension. He fiddled with the keys, his hands shaking slightly as he attempted to get the key into the keyhole. You snickered, and he gave you a side glance, narrowing his eyes. He smirked.

“Are you making fun of me?” He asked playfully as he continued to fumble with the keys. He finally got the key in the hole, and turned it. You couldnt see anything at first, and as you took your first step you expected there to be a floor but was met with air instead. You tripped, but Zen caught you.

“I forgot to mention, theres stairs. Sorry.” He said. “Its okay, though i thought i was about to fall to my death there for a second.” You joked. You both laughed. He went and turned on a lamp just to the left of you. It wasnt much light, but from what you could tell he had a very nice apartment.  Very clean.

While you were distracted looking at his living room, he had poured you a glass of wine, putting it in your hand. “Oh, thank you.” You mumbled, taking a sip.

But you couldnt help but steal hurried looks in his direction as he poured himself a glass. His silver hair cascading down his back like a waterfall. His suit fitted him perfectly, and his eyes were glowing. The corner of his mouth hitched up into a smirk, as if he were thinking to himself about something. He looked beautiful in the soft light.

Zen caught you staring and gave you a wink. Your face reddened, and you hoped he couldnt tell with the lamp behind you. He walked over to you, staring at you as he drank his wine. You hadnt even sipped yours, you had been giving him googly eyes the entire time. You wanted him to just kiss you already, but it seemed he wanted to toy with you instead. It was torture, with him looking at you that way.

“Zen, I know what your doing.” You say. Hopefully you werent wrong and you werent about to be completely embarrassed.

“What?” He asked, putting on an innocent face. You rolled your eyes, letting out a small laugh.

“Your getting on my nerves.” You mumble, finally taking a sip of the wine.

“Oh no, what could i have done to upset my princess?” He asks. You werent sure if he noticed, but the way you shifted your legs when he called you that was definitely for a reason. He noticed.

“Whats wrong, princess?” He purred. You grunted in frustration. He was teasing you relentlessly. “Stop calling me that.” You said.

“What, princess?” He answered, putting down the glass on the kitchen counter. You swallowed hard, as he slowly crept towards you. He took the glass from your hands, and sat that down as well. You couldnt bring yourself to answer him.

He came to you, and bent down for a kiss. You returned it a little too eagerly, tasting the wine on his lips. They were soft. He kissed you a few more times before his lips wandered to your neck, giving you little angel kisses. You wanted him to go faster. His cock was still hard from your mouth, and you just wanted to do it again.

So, you put your hand on his bulge, hoping for a positive reaction. He stopped kissing you. “You just want to go straight for it don’t you?” He asked. His voice was a little shaky.

“Zen, come on.” You whined as you rubbed at him gently. You could feel him getting harder at your touch. He laughed, almost evily.


Before you knew it, he had turned you around, unzipping your dress. It fell to your feet, and you stepped out. By this time, you felt pretty confident in yourself and the way you looked, so you didnt cover yourself when he unhooked your bra. You were still turned away from him when his hands came to your hips, slowly removing your stockings. You took off your heels so he could get them off your feet.

You were beyond excited, with his hands touching you everywhere, except there.

“Zen…” you mumbled as his hands glided down your legs. “I know.” He stated. You could hear his breathing become faster. He turned you around, kissing you before you had time to blink. In turn, you wrapped your arms around his neck.

Zen grabbed your ass, lifting you up. He still wore his suit. You just wanted it off and on the floor. He carried you to his room where it was pitch black. He tossed you to the bed, kissing you all the while. You couldnt see him, so you felt his back.

 "Take it off.“ You huffed. He knew what you meant. He pulled away from you, and cold air hit your skin. You could hear the rustling of fabric, and a zipper. Your breathing increased. The anticipation kept you from being still. The cold air hit you down there, and you realized how wet you were. Suddenly, he was back on top of you. You reached for his long ponytail, playing with the hair in your fingers as he went back to kissing your neck. Your other hand went for his cock, pulling him towards you.

He let out a little gasp as you put him right at your entrance. “Eager, are you?” He teased. You didnt answer, just forced him to come closer. You accidentally pulled his ponytail as you fely his tip go in just slightly. He moaned that time. You werent sure if it was the hair or not, so you did it again. Sure enough, he moaned again, his hips inching closer to yours.

You got the hint, wrapping his ponytail in your hands, and tugged. He gasped that time, his hips twitching. Before he did anything else, he pulled away from you. He turned on a bedside lamp. This one was much brighter, and you saw him in his naked glory. You blushed as your eyes raked down his body. He was perfect, and all thr pictures he sent in the chats did no justice to what you were seeing.

 "Wow, you look really good Mc.“ He muttered, his eyes half closed. "I could say the same for you.” You replied. You looked up at him, and sat up so you faced one another. Your legs rested around him as he sat on his knees. You lifted yourself on his lap, his erect member brushing against your stomach.

“Zen, im horny. Please fuck me before i go insane.” You demanded. He was taken aback for a moment, but he got himself together. You took his hair back in your hand as he aligned himself, and slowly entered you. His tip went in and out of you, before he went in a little deeper. You were so sensitive just this could have been enough to get you done. You moaned, and his eyes flickered to you. You two seemed to have the same thought, as your lips crashed against one another, tongues touching. His kiss was intoxicating, sinking you deeper and deeper into his arms.

 He inched ever so slightly forward before you couldnt take it any more. You pushed him on his back and straddled him, going all the way down his shaft. You both gasped at the feeling. “You know im usually the one in control.” Zen muttered with a devious smirk. You chuckled. “Then take control Zen.” You said, almost as if it were a dare. His eyebrows lowered, his eyes squinting. “Mmm, you think i wont do it.” He said. You knew he would, but you were teasing him.

“I dont know, would you?” You said, giving him a what you hoped was a sexy look. You bounced down on him and he huffed, his head sinking into the pillows. You did it again, hoping to get him to do something. But your plan seemed to pleasure him more than provoke him. Still, you liked to see him this way. The way his chest was rising and falling, his parted lips, eyes closed. You kept on like this, pleasing him where you thought he enjoyed it. It felt good for you too, but you were mainly focused on him.

He began panting, grinding your hips together. Finally, he decided to take comtrol. Holding you still, Zen thrusted into you with force. You let out a moan, and he kept going. He went harder and faster, grunting and gripping onto your hips like there was no tomorrow. You both groaned in unison, holding onto one another as if your lives depended on it.

“Don’t stop.” You breathed out. He moaned in answer, giving you everything he had. Your legs began to weaken. You needed to rest them, but he felt so good you didn’t want to move. You panted, resting your hands on the head board.

Suddenly, Zen sat up, throwing you on your back. He went back to pounding into you mercilessly. He left sloppy kisses on your neck. You could hear him panting, getting close to his release. You were getting close yourself, moaning shamelessly. You kisses one another, tongues and teeth clashing against one another in a fit  of passion. He looked so good, he felt so good. He was just so good.

“Come for me, Princess.” He managed to say between heated kisses. He slammed into you once more before leaving you. You began to ask why he stopped when he told you to turn around. You did so without question. Your head was dizzy from the pleasure, your legs weak. You did so slowly, getting on all fours in front of him. He groaned, slapping your ass.

Without warning, he went back inside you and continued. At this angle, it hit you just right. You quickly realized this was probably your favorite position. Both Saeran and Saeyoung had done this with you and you felt so good when they were above you like this. You could feel all of their eyes raking over  your body and it made you feel so good about yourself.

You felt Zen take a fist full of your hair, and lightly tugged at it. He was getting so close. And you were right there. You moaned loudly this time as you came around him. “Ahh!” He yelped.

He slammed into you one more time before pulling out, and pumped himself a few times before coming all over your back. You both were out of breath. His cum was warm and he had plenty of it.

When he was done, he collapsed next to you, and you lay on your stomach. You looked at one another and smile, reaching for a kiss. “Im going to be honest Mc. I haven’t had sex in a while, but thats probably the best I’ve ever felt.” He confessed. You blushed at his words. “Thank you?” You said. He laughed, pecking you on the cheek.

“Let me clean you up. You can use my shower if you want.” He offered, getting up. You followed suit, feeling the cum slowly drip down your back.

You walked in his bathroom and he turned on the shower for you. He had a nice one too. The shower was really big, with the wall extending to form a seat. You stepped in, and he handed you a loofah to use. “Thank you.” You said. He nodded, releasing his ponytail. You watched in awe as his long hair cascaded down his back. He then stepped in with you.

“This is okay right?” He asked. You laughed. “Of course, its your shower.” You replied. You both chuckled, and washed yourselves.

As you washed your body, you heard your phone ring. Wondering who could be calling you this late, you stepped out of the shower and dried your hands. Looking at the screen, it said ‘Jumin’. Huh. Why is he calling so late?

You answered, saying “Aww Jumin! I was wondering when I’d hear from you. What’s up?”

“Mc, I need you to come to my loft as soon as possible. Its an emergency.” You heard his voice say. Alarmed, you asked what was wrong. What on earth could he need you for at this time of night? “Just come when you are able. Ill send you my address.” He replied. With that, he hung up.

“What did he need?” You heard Zen ask from in the shower. “He said there was an emergency and that I need to get there asap.” You said, getting back in the shower. “Huh. Weird. Well if you have to go i understand. But you better come back and stay the night next time.” He said, kissing you on the shoulder. You smirked. “I wouldn’t miss it for  the world.” You breathed out.

“And Zen?” You added.


“Thank you for the dinner, and for tonight. You… felt really good.”

He laughed awkwardly, scratching his pretty head. “No problem. I wanted to do this for a long time, so…”

With a last kiss, you got out of the shower and dried yourself. You went to his room, putting your stockings and dress back on. You found your purse on the floor, tossed to the side. Before you left, you gave Zen one more kiss.

And with that, you called a taxi and headed to see Jumin, hoping he was okay.

honeygoldd  asked:


wanna bet how they both suffer a bad phobia of El Teléfono (The Phone™)

Rough sex - Grayson Dolan

💟 Requested by @love-viners32416

💟 Could you write a dirty Grayson imagine please where he’s arguing with the reader and they end it in rough make up sex please?


It was late at night, maybe 3 am, you werent very sure of the time. All you knew was that grayson was going to be mad by you coming home this late. Your phone had also died so there was no way for you two to contact each other.

You walked through the front door, trying to be as quiet as possible hoping grayson was already asleep. The lights were all off so maybe that meant you were off the hook.

Making your way through your shared house you entered the bedroom and there was grayson laying on the bed, asleep, or so you thought.

You managed to get under the covers without making much noise or disturbing him. You did a sigh a relief thinking you had gotten away with being out that late until grayson had spoken up, which startled you.

“So did you have fun?” he asked throwing off the covers and turning on the lights.

“Grayson, im sorry i- i just lost track of time and some of my friends were so drunk so i had to driv- ”

“I dont give a shit about your goddamn friends Y/N, you didnt even had the audacity to call me? Do you know how fucking worried i was!?”

You werent listening much to grayson at that point. All you were focusing on was how hot he was when he was angry. It wasnt often that you got to see him like this. You had to admit it was pretty sexy.

“Grayson i said i was sorry” you told him, while standing up.

“I bet you werent sorry while fucking who knows how many guys, wherever you were.” he said, not meaning it, but wanting to see you angry.

You were about to release a ball of rage on him for even thinking you would cheat on him but before you could he smashed his lips into yours, biting your lips.

He pressed his body against yours, pushing you down onto the bed. He used one hand to pin your arms above your head and the other to tease the waistline of your panties, all while not breaking the kiss for even one second.

He broke the kiss to lean down to your ear and whisper.

“Tell me y/n, do you think any of those guys you came across could fuck you better than i ever could?” He moved his head away to kiss down your jawline and neck. His hand also moving from the waistline of your panties to teasing your clit through the thin fabric.

You were barely able to form words, because of all the moans and whimpers leaving your mouth, only motivating to grayson to tease you more. “Tell me y/n?” grayson said again, removing his fingers from your clit.

You let out a slight whimper from the loss of contact before finally making out words.

“I dont know grayson. You’re gonna have to show me.” you said in hopes he would just fuck you already.

“Trust me, ill show you.”

Both of graysons hands went to your panties and ripped them off, afterwards going to lift off the shirt of his you had changed into.

No warning, Grayson had slammed into you, letting out a deep groan. He let you adjust to his size and began thrusting, but not fast enough to meet your needs.

“Faster grayson” you were panting, while digging your nails into his back, hoping it would fuel him more.

“You’re gonna have to beg for it princess”

“Fuck grayson, just fuck me already!” you said louder.

He began picking up his pace, going faster and faster until all that could be heard was skin slapping, your loud moans, and his groans.

As grayson continued pounding into you and you both were getting closer to your highs, he burried his face into the crook of your neck.

“Say my name baby.” he said

“Grayson.. Fuck!”

“Louder. Say it so loud that the neighbours can hear.”

“OH MY GOD GRAYSON.” At that moment you had came which set off grayson to release himself inside of you.

As his thrusts got sloppier he slowed down and loosened (idk if i spelled that right but idc) his grip on your wrists, before pulling out of you.

While still panting, he looked you in the eyes “By the way, i know you’d never cheat on me. I love you.” He placed a kiss on your forehead, before holding your body closer to his.

“I love you too.”

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i am shit at ending smut and writing it in general bUT I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED IT KK BYEE

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anonymous asked:

Hey friend, i know you said a while ago that you werent the person to come to asking for headcanons, but i was wondering if you have some? even if its just like "kara likes to wear socks to bed on summer", please, i got 2 of my wisdom teeth extracted at once and im a little miserable. whatever is fine. or lets talk about krypto an supercorp because gosh was that the cutest shit ever

i didn’t realize that krypto stuff was headcannons? i’m not really sure what i thought headcannons were, but it wasn’t that. but sure, i can do that again!

  • do you know how much exercise a superdog needs??
    • it’s a lot. a ton. 
    • throwing the frisbee only does so much
      • someone called it space catch. i love it and i’m stealing that, thank you
  • lena tries throwing the ball for him
    • it doesn’t go well
    • like at all
    • she throws it and- he’s just already sitting there, tail wagging with the ball in his mouth. she throws as hard as she can and for as many times as she can
      • nothing changes?? krypto gets it immediately, looking fine while lena is sweating and her arm hurts and kara, there has to be a better way
  • kara, with all her amazing ideas- no, trust me lena. it’s great- decides to test krypto
    • she flies across the city in the hugest game of hide and seek
    • lena gets dragged around the city while krypto tries to track down kara
        • she’s not sure why she agreed to this
        • yes she is. kara had smiled and said please and lena, oh she’s running out the door that very second
    • and krypto? he’s so happy when he finds kara. there’s a lot of jumping and hugging and you’re such a good boy, krypto 
  • next kara tries to hide one of krypto’s toys to find
    • when he finds it, he doesn’t appreciate kara snaching his toys
    • as a fuck you he sneaks off with kara’s shoes and lets her search through the city for it, see how she likes it
  • bath time is a mess. which is the complete opposite of what it should be??
    • but have you ever tried bathing a dog bigger than you? when both of you have superstrength??
      • minus the superstrength, i did it a lot at an animal shelter. it was awful. i was no match for the doggos
    • krypto, bless his heart, can’t sit still
      • there’s bubbles and soap to eat. kara throws in squeaky toys despite lena commenting i don’t think that’s a good idea darling
      • it’s not a good idea
  • kara and lena get thoroughly soaked
    • krypto not so much
  • not to mention, he doesn’t really like it when they have to scrub in the shampoo
    • if you stop jumping in every mud puddle you find we wouldn’t have to do this
    • so he maybe bites at kara’s shirt and pulls her in
      • it’s so ridiculous
      • kara flails and falls face first into the tub
        • lena laughs until a splash of water smacks her
    • it becomes a free for all after that
  • lena brings a lot of work home, because she still has so much to do, but it’s so much nicer working and being able to hear kara humming in the kitchen and krypto pressed against her leg
    • when kara decides lena’s done enough, she turns on the radio and holds out her hand to lena
    • lena just shakes her head, because she’s still got some more to get through so kara goes to the next best thing
    • lena can’t hold back her laughter as kara sways around the room with krypto’s paws at her hip. krypto barks along with the song, he’s got better rhythm than kara
    • eventually lena, because oh, she’s a lovesick fool and she knows it, joins in. krypto plops down in her place on the couch and lena and kara spin around the room
      • give me kara crooning sappy love songs to lena while they dance
        • i’m not sure if i’d survive that but what a way to go, am i right??
    • lena just smiling softly and setting her head on kara’s shoulder
  • they go to midvale when lena can take time off and kara’s got a few things she can work on at home
    • they just let krypto run free and he takes off across the beach, kara and lena walking hand in hand over his pawsteps in the sand
    • eliza Loves him. he’s so sweet. he’ll get up early with her and follow her around. when she sits down to drink her coffee, he’ll curl up in her lap, and it’s a little tough, but she manages just fine
    • alex and maggie come. they take krypto swimming and surfing?? krypto loves it. he sits right on the board in front of alex and it’s great
    • they make sure to get a ton of pictures
    • lena’s favorite is one eliza hands her right before they leave
      • it was one afternoon when they were sitting on the porchswing
      • kara’s feet are in the air, smile oh so tender as it’s directed down at her
      • her face is pressed against kara’s neck, but still the smile on her face is clear. hand scratching krypto’s head from his place on her lap
      • lena doesn’t have many pictures, but it doesn’t matter because that one? it’s the best

hloneheart  asked:

oh gosh, with the dorkwin at IKEA comic, I'm not sure if you have this at your IKEA but the one in my city has this bulk candy section right next to where you get the hot dogs. I can just see dorkwin going to town on the candies

I know them…and he knows them too xD

Thank you for the ask :3

The IKEA diaries


If a man
on the other side of the world
is willing to take the time 
to ask about my day
and myself

why werent you

why didnt I know
that such intense disinterest
would result in a fissure

why am i still surprised

who am i even asking