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anonymous asked:

Okay, so I went to the movies today with my grandparents (big mistake) to see Kong Skull Island. So like the last 30 mins in my grandma turns around and sees two kids kissing. To us they looked like 14 and 13 (the girl and boy respectively), so she tells my grandpa that they're rude and their young and shouldn't be like that. And I was wondering if you could give me a Jikook headcanon based on that prompt. Sorry for the long ask. Btw I love your blog.

The lights were dim, encasing the theater in a blanket of darkness, the only source of light being the giant flickering movie screen on the far wall of the room. Watcher’s faces were illuminated occasionally by the bright colors, revealing their faces and…activities. It was a bit over an hour into the movie, the climax recently passed indicating that the end of the film was nearing.

And that’s when he noticed it.

“Jimin,” he whispered urgently.

“What?” He still wasn’t looking at him

“Jimin!” Jungkook tries nudging his shoulder.

“I’m trying to watch the movie, what is it??” He finally turns his head over to the other man who was trying desperately to get his attention.

Jungkook nods his head discreetly in the direction of the seats behind them. “Would you look at that?”

Jimin honestly has no idea what the other is talking about until he turns his attention to the who exactly were in those seats. Two young kids—no older than 14—had their lips tightly locked together rather obscenely in the darkness of the theater. Jimin raises an eyebrow at the scene but doesn’t say anything more.

“Can you believe it?” Jungkook says in disbelief.

“Hm,” Jimin responds, absentmindedly.

“They are so young! Too young to be doing that—and in public.”

“Yes Jungkookie you’re right.”

“I wonder if their parents know where they are and what they are up to. Kids these days.” Jungkook shakes his head, shoving in a mouthful of popcorn.

“A huh.”

“I mean, how rude is that? There are children in this theater—hell, they are children—”

“Jungkook.”

The younger stops in the middle of his rant and looks at the older who has quite an amused look on his face.

“While I love your passionate concern for those kids, can we please focus on the kid we have here on our hands? We did come to this movie for her after all.”

Jungkook’s shoulders relax from their tense position at the calming face of his husband, wrinkles from old age at the corners of his smiling eyes. His eyes flicker over to their granddaughter who was completely invested in the final minutes of the movie, oblivious to the scene next to her.

He weaves their fingers together and nods his head lightly, turning back to the giant screen to finish watching the movie.

“And besides, you can’t say that wasn’t us when we were their age.” Jimin murmurs under his breath.

Jungkook splutters.

concept: going into the allenbert and westhawne tags without seeing iris/westallen hate

(aka, shippers need to chill the hell out and stop putting the canon ship down just because they didn’t get their way - especially when it’s a healthy relationship) 

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When you can’t be bothered to do anything.

guess who didn’t sleep and has class in two hours

Why? Does he look more like a “Totalitarian Regime” to you?

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!