- @markiplier : We love you so much. It’s okay to feel lost. It’s all apart of life. You’ll be okay, even if you aren’t okay all the time. As you always tell us: Believe in yourself. You can do anything you put your mind too. xx ❤-
k this is gonna sound stupid so please don’t judge me, but i’m so excited to be a mom. like i can’t wait to take care of someone and love them with my whole heart. and i know being a mom isn’t easy all the time and stuff, but i’m so excited! and i’m obviously not gonna go out and get pregnant right now just because i want to have a kid. i’m 18. but part of me also wants to have my kids young. again, i won’t go out and get pregnant because i really want to be a mom. but i can’t wait to get married and have kids and just do things as a family and stuff!
what if simon called raphael because “look raphael i know it’s daytime but i really need you to help me because there’s max’s party tonight and i cant go in tshirt and jeans please raph” and raph was like damn this boy is such a pain in the ass what does he think?? it’s not like i’ve nothing to do but he said “ok simon im on my way”
so simon was wearing one of raphael’s suits at that party because sharing is caring
Seven. I need you to listen to me okay? I know that you're absolutely terrified right now and you have every right to be but you need to calm down, okay? Yoosung needs you to stay calm and think rationally. I know you want to get him out of danger as quickly as possible, and I know I don't know what plan you and Vanderwood are talking about, but you putting yourselves into more danger could only put Yoosung at more risk.
i won’t put vanderwood’s life at risk for my own, but i’m not going to let Yoosung die for my mistakes either
i don’t care about my life. as long as i can keep yoosung safe that’s all that matters to me.
Okay so you know that trope in fics where after Harry comes out, Ron asks him if he ever looked at him that way? Usually his response is relief but like, what if it wasn’t? What if it went like…
Ron: What do you mean you’ve never?
Harry: Well, you’re like my brother. It would be too weird.
Ron: Not even once?
Ron: But you’ve thought about Malfoy?
Harry: Um, recently, yeah.
Ron: I’m gonna need a 20 inch essay on what Malfoy has that i don’t.
Harry: It’s not like that! Hermione, help me out here.
Ron: Is it the hair?
Hermione: I doubt that’s it, he used to like Ginny. Maybe it’s more about posture.
Harry: *hitting his head to the desk and groaning*
Ron: I’m taller than he is Harry and he’s a bit skinny to be honest. I have more bulk, you know? Wait, where are you going? I’m a bloody catch, come back!
Hermione, snickering: There there, Ronald. I know you are.
My country is celebrating 100 years of independence this year and we are also achieving marriage equality on the 1st of March. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our achievements as a nation than celebrating equality and human rights. Congratulations, Finland, may there be many more victories such as this and may your freedom last a thousand years!
(yes, the Finnish flag appears backwards because she’s waving it around)
My dad is currently being a jerk, so do you have any cute Bruce being a cool batdad headcanons? Thanks a lot. :3
At some point Bruce decided that carrying his smaller children around is basically another form of weight-lifting (and therefore something that he should definitely do), which is convenient considering that Damian kinda likes to hang out on Bruce’s shoulders. The high ground is tactically advantageous, you know, so it’s good strategy. Also it’s really easy to kick people in the head from that height, so there’s that too.
Every time Bruce says something even vaguely positive about another kid, his children start in with the adoption jokes. Tim carries around a blank adoption form so he can sarcastically offer it to his dad at regular intervals. Every once in awhile, Bruce pretends he’s really considering it, just to freak them out. They’re like… reasonably sure he’s kidding, but also? They’ve been burned before.
Ninja: a “training” game with very simple rules: get to Bruce while he’s not expecting it, without letting him see you. Tag him and you win. Nobody has ever won Ninja, even though they’ve been playing it since Dick was little. Bruce always catches them; he won’t, however, just end the game when he does. He always waits until the laaaast possible second. He thinks it’s funny.
Bruce, calmly, from the couch: I really would have recommended an attack from above
The small child underneath the couch: NOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE
Bruce, straight-faced: You sure were
Y'all know those Facebook games where it’s like “type @b and the first name to appear is your new dad?” The entire city of Gotham tags Bruce as their new dad. Congrats, Bruce.