i know you like this shirt

It’s occured to me that most of you are probably unaware of all the places this nonsense has spread to. So if you’re interested, there’s all these things:

If you’re on twitter, there’s a twitter that auto-posts whatever goes up on the tumblr:


There’s an AO3 where I archive the ficlets and longer asks and answers. 


There’s a Redbubble if you wanna buy stuff–art or stickers or shirts or whatever. If you’d like background colors changed, let me know. 


However, the best way to get in touch with me–Mod Hell–is gonna be through tumblr, though if you’re on anon I may not respond. You’re welcome to send me a logged in ask or message if you like. I’ll try to get back to you as soon as I can manage, but no promises. 

Anyways, thought I’d keep ya updated!

  • Jace: Alec, which jacket looks better with this shirt? This one, or this one?
  • Alec: Uh, I don't know, the first one.
  • Jace: Okay, got it! Now which boots? These, these, these, or the-
  • Alec: I don't know, Jace. Just pick which ones you like.
  • Jace: Bro, come on, I need your help!
  • Alec: I'm gay, not you're fashion slave!
  • Sun: Alright, Neptune, we've recorded the sickest rap album of the century and mixed it in garage band, now all we need to do is come up with a name. I was thinking "Sun and Nep's Tunes"
  • Neptune: Oh yeah, of course, YOUR name comes first.
  • Sun: Um, Neptune-
  • Neptune: Nah, nah, I get it. No, I get it, it's not like I'm the only one here without a girlfriend.
  • Sun: Me and Blake aren't dating.
  • Neptune: Oh whatever. Nep and Sun's tunes sounds better and you know it.
  • Sun: No, it doesn't. Look, Neptune, the name-
  • Neptune: You know what, it was one thing for you to be the guy with no shirt on the cover-
  • Sun: I never wear a-
  • Neptune: At least let me be the guy who gets mentioned first!
  • Sun: NEPT-
  • Neptune: You are ALWAYS like this! Just because you're the leader-
  • Sun: NEPTUNE!
  • Neptune: WHAT?
  • Sun: *Gesticulates frustratedly*
  • Neptune: ............
  • Sun: .............
  • Neptune: Oh, I get it. Heh. Nep's tunes. Heh.

random work story: so today my colleague was like ‘oh I’m going off to lunch can you take over this new membership from me Alice, it’s that guy over there with the really beautiful eyes’ 

and I was like ‘…okayyyyyy’ and then I went over there and he looked up from his membership form and HOLY SHIT

she wasn’t kidding the guy had the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen

they were like…tawny golden with long dark lashes they were EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN EYES is what they were, and the guy was pretty handsome too I guess (I’m not really a good judge) and I was just sitting there trying to talk to this dude like nothing was wrong but also low key trying not to make eye contact lest my words fail me entirely because just looking at him was like STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN

If NEWS member was your best friend...
  • You: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?
  • Shige: Nah, I have to turn in my first draft by the end of the week and I'm behind. Maybe on Sunday.
  • Massu: Why not? Shopping? I needed a new shirt anyways.
  • K-chan: Tomorrow,,, bro. I have every.
  • Tego: Sorry, I have my first futsal tournament of the season^^.
  • You: What you doing?
  • Shige: Preparing my rods for tomorrow! I'm gonna go fishing with Ohno-kun at 6. Going for that tuna, you know?
  • Massu: Just staring at my clothes. Look, I just got this from one of my favorite brands today. Doesn't it look sick?
  • K-chan: Enjoying my rice. Want some?
  • Tego: (focusing)...Oh me?...Monster Hunter.
  • You: I have been thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend... I feel like it's not working out anymore...
  • Shige: Hmmm...
  • K-chan: Aw I'm sorry. I can have a talk with him if you want.
  • Massu: You have a boyfriend!? Since when!??
  • Tego: Break up if you're unhappy. Break up right away, find someone else. Screw him. Do you know how many guys are there in this world? Countless!

@omgpoindexterplease HIS NURSEY SHIRT I’M GONNA DIE

So, like, when Nursey shows up with the new shirt as a peace offering, Dex is ready to go off on him for flaunting his money in his face again or implying that his taste in shirts isn’t up to par or whatever. Which, you know, could be justified. But the one reason for getting so pissed that he never considers is that he.. is personally attached to this dumb shirt ‘cause of Nursey?

Until Nursey stops and says, “I don’t even get why you’re so hung up on this one shirt, Dex! I know for a fact you have at least one other one that abides by The Poindexter Party Dress Code ™.”

Dex just says, “Whatever,” leaves Nursey with his replacement shirt, and skulks off. And thinks. And overthinks. Because Nursey’s right; he doesn’t want to wear his one other party shirt, but he doesn’t totally get why. Or maybe he does, but he doesn’t want to dig any further into it than he already has.


holding-on-to-francis  asked:

Taking and wearing gibbs shirts to work

Gibbs probably doesn’t ever go looking for a specific shirt unless it’s because you want him to wear it. He doesn’t care what shirt he wears everyday. So he doesn’t know you’re wearing his shirt or took it until he sees you. When he does see you, it really gets him going and he thinks it’s super hot. He immediately wants to rip it off of you, but he’s flustered because you’re both at work and trying to keep your hands to yourselves

“Is that my shirt, (Y/N?”
*smirks* “I like it.”

anonymous asked:

goop im kin w/ peridot and everything youre saying is just destroying me. absolutely obliterating me. cant scroll down my dash w/out my face going completely red. ty.

Yo Peri, don’t sweat it, I gotta stand for my pals, y’know? people spreading lies ‘bout you and making you look bad all the time? not cool dude!

This used to happen to me before, and I know it feels awful, even nowadays people don’t appreciate Ame and she is still p underrated, but yo, shorty squad got back-ups, right?

Take care P-Dottie! Remember to wear those shirts you like so much before getting your head into sleep! 

hi my name is hunky nick mallory and i have long brown hair that reaches my mid-neck and sapphire blue eyes like limpid tears that only show up when i want them to and a lot of people tell me i look like garrett clayton (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). i’m a babe and my teeth are straight and white. i have pale white skin. im also a jock, and i go to a school in peaceville where i’m in my junior year (i’m sixteen).i’m a jock (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear whatevers in. i love american eagle and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today I was wearing a green t-shirt and blue jeans with an open red jacket. i was wearing blackish blueish shoes. i was walking outside school. it was sunny so there was a lot of animals out, which i was very happy about. a lot of girls stared at me. i waved at them.

Viktor getting on Yuuri's nerves on purpose
  • Viktor: *Instagram video taping Yuuri making breakfast* You guys, we decided on a lazy day, he's making me breakfast.
  • Yuuri: Stop taping everything I do, your fans will unfollow you.
  • Viktor: *offended* well if they are really my fans they'll love seeing your ass while you make breakfast as much as I do.
  • Yuuri: *Turns around facing camera with wide eyes, before letting out an exasperated sigh*
  • Viktor: Alright guys, he just got out of the shower, look at that glistening body!
  • Yuuri: *Wide eyed towel around his waist* *while grabbing nearest thing, which is a pillow* Viktor, I fucking swear to god!
  • *Video ends with pillow knocking the phone down and Viktor laughing hysterically*
  • Viktor: *giggling like a school girl, video taping their walk in closet*
  • Yuuri: *exasperated from inside closet* where are all of my shirts, Viktor?
  • Viktor: I don't know they aren't my shirts.
  • Yuuri: *walking out of closet, fresh sweat pants on, no shirt* I know you took them, where did you put them? *Is annoyed at himself for chuckling*
  • Viktor: We aren't going anywhere, you don't need a shirt.
  • *Video ends*
  • *Now on couch, each on opposite ends, watching TV*
  • Yuuri: *Wearing a shirt that's obviously too big for him*
  • Yuuri: *rolls his eyes at the camera* stop taping me!
  • Viktor: THE CUTEST
  • Yuuri: *is on other couch now, away from Viktor, focused on TV*
  • Viktor: Babe, please come back.
  • Yuuri: *looks at camera before rolling his eyes* Not until you put your phone away.
  • Viktor: *pout in his voice* I need to document how much I love you for the world to see ~~~
  • Yuuri: *presses lips into sharp line while looking at him*
  • *Yuuri now being cuddled by Viktor on the same couch*
  • Viktor: He came back!
  • Yuuri: *laughing*
  • Viktor: Gimme a kiss.
  • Yuuri: Not on camera.
  • Viktor:
  • Viktor: We kissed at a competition on the ice.
  • Yuuri:
  • Yuuri: *Gives him a kiss*

Several months ago I saw a guy at the gym wearing a shirt that had a stick figure drawing of a bride and groom and underneath it said “Game Over”. And it’s been bothering me ever since… Like I know that’s the typical cis-het dude’s perception of marriage, but I want to go up to every knucklehead and say “Yo. Tell you what. I’ll marry your girlfriend, how bout that? Then you get to keep playing your "game”, I get the gay wedding I always wanted, and your now-ex finally gets appreciated for the lovely woman I’m sure she is… Everybody wins!“

I’m so sick of dudes making marriage into a joke and taking their wives for granted, but then when two women or two men want to cherish each other for the rest of their lives all of a sudden marriage is so sacred…

poor akaashi, it must be so hard being loved by so many dogs

Meeting Drarry shippers in public

So I was in the Harry Potter section of Hot Topic a couple weeks back looking for more Slytherin stuff (you can never have enough) and there was an EXTREMELY talkative employee stocking the shelves next to me with T-shirts. He noticed I was already wearing a Slytherin t-shirt so I guess he took the hint that I was a slightly obsessive fan. I have no idea. Anyways, naturally he started up a conversation with me.
“So are you a fan, or are you like… you know… a FAN?” He had asked me. And I knew EXACTLY what he meant. So I told him I was the second option (he winked at me) and had a Tumblr dedicated to Harry Potter (I didn’t tell him that my Tumblr was the gayest thing since my birth because I thought that might weird him out. Anyways).
So of course he had to ask me who my favorite fanfiction authors were, which surprised me because I would not have guessed he read fanfiction. This just goes to show how painfully prejudiced I am without even being aware of it. So I said @julietsemophase and saras_girl and his eyes got SO BIG OMG
and he just goes
And I swear he had the biggest smile on his face and it was SO funny to me.
Like here I am in Hot Topic, and this guy has to be in his late 20’s. He’s really genuinely attractive, looks like he works out, long hair, and definitely not my idea of a nerdy Fangirl type. At all. And here he is, flipping out in the middle of the store about gay wizards. It was a truly magical experience. I love making new friends.


We make concepts such as crippling self-esteem and depression a joke. I see on memes, I see on the subtle relatable jokes between me and my friends. These concepts have become 2nd nature to us. 

But should they? I know a lot of my followers have gone through a tremendous amount of pain and suffering. We can’t control what life throws at us. But as I have found, it’s not what want happens to us but what we choose to make out of it.

So beginning today let’s take a step toward positive changes. Shed all self-doubt. There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

This quote “I can and I will” is powerful. You can find happiness. You can find peace. You are deserving of good things. Instead of shirts, I chose ordinary household objects like a pillow, a clock or a journal,  so that it’s something we may look at every day to remind ourselves.

I’ve chosen the lavender because not only is it my absolute favorite plant but it also most commonly symbolizes love and devotion. Lavender represents opportunity and promises new adventure. It restores balance and creates a peaceful atmosphere. 

Tfw you are trying to be subtle, but your bf doesn’t know how to subtle.

University AU in which these two play for the same team (but I kept their purple/teal colours because I like them, lol. Also, I think that as long as it’s practice you can technically wear whatever shirt?)



A couple questions popped into my mind while I was drawing this: what will grunge look like in the 23rd century and will Caprisun still exist?