i know you like my tongue

I wonder about how much Maggie knows about everything Alex has done… like do they sit down and talk about “remember when Alex Badass Danvers solved the molecular properties of an alien super axe in a matter of hours and applied that to stop the alien axe murderer?”

Because like… little recap… and this is just what I remember off the tip of my tongue… Alex convinced a 300 year old alien refugee who’d been hiding out as a human for decades that it was okay to reveal his true identity because she cared about him and wanted to work with him, she’s one v one’d a Helgrumite (while injured) and come out the winner, she fought a Kryptonian general… and admitted to Kara that she’d killed Astra because she refused to let J'onn continue to take the blame even if it meant Kara would hate her (but Kara’s a good person, too, so it was okay), she flew a dilapidated space pod back into space (after taking maybe ten minutes to get it operable) to save Kara “I’m gonna fling myself into space” Danvers, she broke mind control because she’s incapable of hurting anyone she cares about, she put on the same hell suit she’d been wearing when that happened to help fight a set of genetically altered Krypto-villains and won (with help), she went toe to toe with one of the world’s deadliest assassins (who had a gun) and kicked his ass (Lena helped I guess but still), she took a fireball to the face and all that did was piss her off, she came out to her family (kudos to them for being good people about it), she jumped through a portal to an unknown planet without a second thought and fought aliens because that’s what she does (she’s a good shot), she covered for Winn and James when they still wouldn’t tell Kara about the Guardian scheme because she’s a good friend who’s not going to tell people how to live she’s just going to make sure they stay safe as possible, and (this is my personal favorite) literally went vigilante on Cadmus, set up several tons of explosive power around an abandoned warehouse (WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT), convinced Jeremiah to turn on Cadmus (even after he’d been brainwashed for Luke ten years), ACTIVATED SAID EXPLOSIVES IN A VERY EPIC FUCK YOU TO CADMUS BECAUSE “BITCH SAY I WONT” because, dammit, she’s going to save her father, and then charged face-first onto a ship launching itself into orbit because she’s gonna save people who did nothing wrong, AND THEN inspired Kara to be able to stop said ship.

And she still comes home to Maggie and tells her that she’s there to help Maggie heal… emotionally. Does Maggie even know? Does Maggie even know about Alex Bitch-say-I-Won’t Danvers? In any case, someone should tell her. And then someone needs to show me more of Maggie I did nothing to deserve the way people keep treating me Sawyer.

Alright I’ll shut up now.

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good Kuroken AU's?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that’s all i can think of for now but if anyone else has something please share!!

the hot metallic taste of blood on my
sore tongue from biting down too hard to keep
from telling you that you are like the sky,
and with your cover i can safely sleep;
the flavor of the words you hold too tight
that you still know in spite of all the years,
remembering the way you felt each night
when light had gone and left you with your fears;
the sweetness of a honeysuckle kiss
when every moment holds eternities –
what other reason can there be for this
than that our lips were meant to touch with ease?
i ask because your love has run me through:
what does falling in love taste like to you?

Getting to know You

Rules | Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Tagged by: @carterashofficial

Name: Alexandra (eh it’s not like you stalkers know my last name)

Nicknames: Aearyn

Zodiac sign: Scorpio (rawr)

Height: 5′10″

Orientation: mostly straight

Nationality: American (blah)

Favorite fruit: pineapple i will eat that shit till my tongue bleeds

Favorite season: Autumn

Favorite book: so many…LOTR is #1 always, but also the Parasol Protectorate series, The Order series by Philippa Ballantine, the Harry Dresden books…oh and the Paper Magician series!! (that’s like 30 books, wannafightaboudit?)

Favorite flower: tulips

Favorite scent: rain

Favorite color: dark ocean blue

Favorite animal: kittehs. no tiny pigs. no wait squishy round birds. No but I like snakes too….and sloths!

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Tea, but I do drink coffee too (when my damn coffee machine cooperates)

Average sleep hours: 6-7

Cat or dog person: Cat all the way (dogs are ok too esp huge ones)

Favorite fictional character: I…this is not a fair question. I have been thinking about this for like 10 minutes and I feel like no matter what I put, as soon as i post i’ll be like NO WAIT IT’S THIS. So…I plead the 5th.

Number of blankets you sleep with: just one…if it gets below 50 in my house, maybe 2

Dream trip: New Zealand, Finland/Sweden, Ireland 

Blog created: like january 2017 (don’t worry I got the hang of shitposting really quickly)

Number of followers: 85 i think

Everybody that I would tag has already been tagged I think, so please go forth, my friends, and tell us all the things <3

Lot’s of new people following me as of late, so I thought I would do a little introduction.

Hello there. Name is Alaina. I make gifs and graphics and am currently working on a little writing something. 

I like the Chicago Blackhawks, but also the Dallas Stars and Toronto Maple Leafs and Andrew Shaw and lots of other hockey people in general. 

I was living in Chicago, but I’ve moved back to Rockford so I can continue my education.

I stick my tongue out in photos a lot and I like to take too many selfies.

If you want to follow me on insta, snapchat or twitter, just search for ‘miscalainaeous’

I have anon off cause some people are rude and don’t know how to be nice, but if you ever want to chat feel free to send an ask or a message, I don’t bite.

Also, it never hurts to send gif or graphic requests. I get bored a lot. 

And I love Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews and will post about them far too much so if you don’t like it, there is an unfollow button. 

I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, Kiss me harder, and You’re a good person, and, You brighten my day. I live my life as straight-forward as possible.
Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.

Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.

But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.
And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.
We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.
We never know when the bus is coming.

—  Rachel C. Lewis, Tell The People You Love That You Love Them.
Batfamily as things my family has said

Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over" 

Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!" 

Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear* 

Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please" 

Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW" 

Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today" 

Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues" 

Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES" 

Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!" 

my condolences to anyone who’s ever lost me
and to anyone who got lost in me
or to anyone who ever felt they took a loss with me.
my apologies.
for the misunderstanding or the lack thereof.
i’m sorry you missed the God in me.
and i’m sorry you missed the light.
i’m sorry you forgot the way i arose like the moon,
night after night.
with the burden to forgive
eager to feed you everything.
see.. i’m a holy woman.
i know what it’s like to give life to a being
without ever needing to press skin against one another.
i’ve practiced how to hold my tongue long enough,
i’m afraid i forgot to say goodbye.
i’m afraid you’re under the impression that i was made to please you.
i was under the impression, you understood me better.
the truth is,
i’m a super woman.
and somedays i’m an angry woman.
and somedays i’m a crazy woman.
for still waiting..
for still loving harder even if i’m aching.
for still trusting that I’m still worth the most.
for still searching
for someone to understand me better.
—  Reyna Biddy
I think my problem was - I’ve always had this idea of what love was like, you know? I was so scared to fall in love because I thought I would only get hurt in the end. I guess I just never believed in happy ever afters. I thought love was biting your tongue and nodding your head and being who they wanted you to be. But god, then I met him and suddenly I felt like I could breathe again. He told me he loved me and I told him the same and I knew we both meant it. I knew it because I wasn’t afraid to dance in front of him. I knew it because anywhere felt like home if I was with him. Because hearing his laugh made me feel like I was walking on water. Because my hand felt empty without his. I knew it because I believed love felt like being in a cage. But then he loved me, and it felt like freedom.
—  Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #3
  • Betty: Veronica kissed me.
  • Jughead: Oh, my God.
  • Kevin: Okay, we want to hear everything. Archie, get the wine. Betty, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Betty: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Archie: *getting the wine* Don't start without me. Don't start without me.
  • Kevin: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like an “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Betty: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Kevin: Were you holding her? Or were her hands on you?
  • Betty: Actually, first they started on my waist. And then they slowly slid up to my shoulders.
  • Archie, Jughead, and Kevin: Ohhhhh!
  • [in the next room]
  • Veronica: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
  • Reggie: Tongue?
  • Veronica: Yeah.
  • Reggie: Cool.

I love being horribly straightforward. I love sending reckless text messages (because how reckless can a form of digitized communication be?) and telling people I love them and telling people they are absolutely magical humans and I cannot believe they really exist. I love saying, Kiss me harder, and You’re a good person, and, You brighten my day. I live my life as straight-forward as possible.
Because one day, I might get hit by a bus.

Maybe it’s weird. Maybe it’s scary. Maybe it seems downright impossible to just be—to just let people know you want them, need them, feel like, in this very moment, you will die if you do not see them, hold them, touch them in some way whether its your feet on their thighs on the couch or your tongue in their mouth or your heart in their hands.

But there is nothing more beautiful than being desperate.

And there is nothing more risky than pretending not to care.

We are young and we are human and we are beautiful and we are not as in control as we think we are. We never know who needs us back. We never know the magic that can arise between ourselves and other humans.

We never know when the bus is coming.

—  Rachel C. LewisTell The People You Love That You Love Them.
her love

don’t believe it when she says
she’ll never hurt you.
what she means is
“i don’t mean to ever hurt you”
and sometimes that’s not enough.
don’t believe her when she
says she’ll always be there,
because my mom used to say
there are two words
you should never use
the first is never, the other is
always.
and she can’t help that
the words slip of her tongue like
honey.

but believe her when she
says she’ll never stop loving you,
because i’ve loved a lot of people
so i know.
once a piece of your heart is with
someone, it wont be ever fully leave

My condolences to anyone who has ever lost me, and to anyone who got lost in me or to anyone who ever took a loss with me, my apologies for the misunderstanding or the lack there of. I’m sorry you missed the God in me and I’m sorry you missed the light, I’m sorry you forgot the way I rose like the moonlight after night with the burden to forgive, ego to feed you, everything

See, I’m a holy woman. I know what it’s like to give life to a being without ever needing to press skin to one another. I’ve practiced how to hold my tongue long enough, I’m afraid I forgot to say goodbye. I’m afraid that you’re under the impression that I was made to please you. I was under the impression that you understood me better

The truth is, I’m a superwoman, and some days I’m an angry woman, and some days I’m a crazy woman for still waiting, for still loving harder even if I’m aching, for still trusting that I’m still worth the most, for still searching, for someone to understand me better

—  Intro | Kehlani
I’ve never been the person to clam up and get tongue tied but when we lock eyes I swear everything in my body freezes in pure admiration. I know you hate your laugh but fuck it resurrected all the butterflies in the pit of my stomach to the point where I feel like they’d come out of my mouth if you just kept laughing. And when you smile at me I feel the chills creep up the small of my back until they spread to every inch of my body. My body aches to be near yours all the time and I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing but everything in me tells me to let go and let myself feel all the captivating things you bring out in me.
—  I’ve never felt this way about a person but I’m glad it’s you that makes me feel like this (February 14th 11:18pm)
  • Normani: Y'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
  • Dinah: Really? Cause you know that hurts.
  • Normani: So what? You know the way I see it...
  • [Dinah pulls a hair out from the back of Normani's head]
  • Normani: Ow, son of a BITCH!
Taehyung CHOKER Appreciation Ft. HOTCUTENESS

Taehyung in chokers will be the death of me like look at all of these pics

I don’t know if these two pics are the same but Imma upload it anyways since it’s KIM TAEHYUNG

Taehyung in the run era though….

Like can he not stick out his tongue…

Well I cannot blame him… for being cute

OKaay I guess Tae just decided to do stick out his tongue and wreck my hearteu

OKay I’m done with this… I cannot contain my feels

Taehyung stop being cute, you’re gonna make me melt with your cuteness.. LIKE STOP

How the fuck did he change that cute ass smile into a freaking sexy smile??

Tae stop with that lip bite

Ahh~ Kim Taehyung so beautiful 

I know that these last pics arent him wearing chokers but just look how freaking hot and handsome he is… am I right?

I seriously don’t know why he can change into two different person.. 

V becomes Taehyung like is he same person?

OHMAGAD TAE YOUR EXPRESSION THOUGHH

I’m too obsessed with Taehyung but who wouldnt be anyways lol, Kim TAEHYUNG is too handsome and i’m telling you guys once again… KIM TAEHYUNG IS TOOOO HANDSOME 

If BTS were a reality show

Jin:/going through laundry when he finds a blunt/ WHOS BLUNT IS THIS?!

Suga: Yah whats with all the yelling?! God you sound like a freaking banshee

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jin: MIN YOONGI IS THIS YOURS /holds up blunt/

Suga:*looks offended af* 

Jin:/In the confession booth/ Yoongi might be quiet but he sure as hell ain’t innocent. Tongue technology my ass 

Originally posted by jjilljj

Yoongi: The hell jin?! That shit ain’t mine

Originally posted by trashoferverything

Jin: Then whos is it then? Hmm?

Yoongi: /in the confession booth/ Look I know that I could’ve flat out lied and blamed it on someone else but  Jhopes ass knows he deserved it! Used all my bath bombs and thought he was going to get away with it…oh well

Originally posted by jeonbase

Suga: JHOOOOOOOOPE.. it was him

Jin : JUNG HOSEOK GET YOUR BRIGHT ASS DOWN HERE

jhope:/runs into the room/ what?

Originally posted by asdfghobi

Jin: I believe that this belongs to you /hands him the blunt/

Jhope: The hell is this…no no no ..this ain’t mines

Originally posted by judgementalyoongi

Suga: BULLSHIT ITS HIS

Jhope: Why don’t you ask the maknaes I’m sure they would love to explain

Jin: My babies would never do such

Jhope:/laughs/ OH BOYS

Maknaes:/come into the room/  yes hyung?

Jin:/ narrows his eyes as he looks at the boys/

Jungkook:/ tf is this …tf is that..tf is my life/

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

Jimin:/ high af/

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Taehyung: / forgot where he is and who tf are these people/

Originally posted by dont-touch-my-faceuh

Jin : HOSEOK WHERE DID THEY GET THE WEED

Namjoon:/comes in the room in panic/ Guys I can’t find my wee- I mean I can’t find my needs, wants, desires

Suga: Um eww

Jin: KIM NAMJOON

Namjoon: Weed..what is that.. I’m too pure ..my innocence I know nothing of this weed

Originally posted by lil-unicorn-yixing

Jin:/fuming with anger/

Namjoon:/carefully takes the blunt/ thank you…i’ll just go…now

Originally posted by minniesuga

Taehyung:/seriously…who tf are these people/

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

Namjoon: Bye~/quietly leaves shutting the door behind him/

Originally posted by ksjknj

Jin:/in the confession booth/ his ass is grass when he comes back

Originally posted by minniesuga

  • Chloe: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like...was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
  • Aubrey: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Chloe: Okay, so was she holding you? Or were her hands, like, on your back?
  • Aubrey: No, actually, first they were...they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.
  • Chloe: Ohhhh!
  • -
  • Stacie: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
  • Beca: Tongue?
  • Stacie: Yeah.
  • Beca: Cool.
  • Stiles: Lydia kissed me
  • Scott: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like..was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y’know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?
  • Stiles: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then..oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
  • Scott: Ooh, so, okay, was she like holding you or were her hands like, on your face?
  • Stiles: No, actually first they were-they started out on my jaw ..and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair..
  • Scott: Ohhh..
  • (meanwhile)
  • Lydia: and then I kissed him.
  • Malia: Tongue?
  • Lydia: Yeah.
  • Malia: Cool.