i know you guys can't tell

Does anybody else remember a time, long long ago, when you could just enjoy things?

You could watch a movie and just appreciate it instead of over analyzing every single scene to make sure there’s nothing remotely offensive about it.

You could have a favorite character and just like them and appreciate how great they were written and portrayed, without being told you’re terrible because they’re a villain. Even though they’re FICTIONAL and most likely were deliberately written to be likable. (Even if they were written as an evil character, I still think you have a right to like them, but maybe that’s just me)

You could love and be a fan of the actors without having to go full on FBI agent, looking into their backgrounds to make sure they are 100% perfect and had never made a mistake ever.

You could post about said actor without some busybody little fandom cop, slithering into your inbox to tell you(all too happily) that your fave is “problematic” (god, I fucking hate that word), and you’re disgusting if you still like them.

I’m in my 30’s so I remember those good ole days and it’s kind of sad to know, that most of you will never truly know how great that was. That’s a time long since forgotten. Bummer.

can someone tell me where this fanon trend of making ladybug hate chat’s puns, hate chat’s humor, hate chat’s flirting, and be all around irritated with him in general comes from? seriously. 

because 

Originally posted by akumatisedmari

ladybug

Originally posted by checkyesbraixen

loves chat

Originally posted by miraculousgifsbug

so much?????

Originally posted by aeotaetumbles

like just?????

Originally posted by miladybugnoir

i don’t know?????

Originally posted by ladynoir-aka-life

where you guys are getting this from??????

How Code Names really went down in P5

Akira: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name – Been There, Done That. Futaba is – Currently Doing That. Makoto is – It Happened Once in a Dream; Ryuuji, code name – If I Had To Pick a Dude. Akechii is…Eagle Two.


Akechi: Oh thank God.

Rumor
  • Minho: There's a rumor going around, you know.
  • You: What rumor?
  • Minho: Apparently there's this guy who really likes you but doesnt have the guts to tell you.
  • You: Who is it?
  • Minho: He'd kill me if I told you.
  • You: I thought we were best friends.
  • Minho: He's also one of my best friends.
  • You: Minho, you're only other best friends are Thomas, and Newt and it's definitely not one of them.
  • -
  • Thomas: Hey (Y/N), I heard about the guy who's in love with you.
  • You: Oh, so he's in love with me?
  • Newt: No he isnt.
  • You: Can't you shanks just admit that there is no guy. If there were, you'd at the least give me a name.
  • Thomas: Mm, no names. But you know him. *winks*
  • (walk away)
  • You: I know everyone in the bloody glade.
  • -
  • Minho: Do you want to know more about your secret admirer?
  • You: Not really.
  • Minho: And why not?
  • You: Because you shanks are playing with me.
  • -
  • Newt: You alright?
  • You: *laughs* Just doing my best to stay away from the boys and their secret admirer crap.
  • Newt: Don't think you have one?
  • You: Have you met the boys? Of course not. Besides if there were, I dont understand why he wouldn't talk to me.
  • Newt: Maybe he's afraid you won't like him back.
  • You: How will he ever know if he wont talk to me?
  • Newt: Give the shank a break, he's a shy one.
  • You: So you know him?
  • Newt: *under his breath* Better than you'd think.
  • -
  • You: The hints you gave me about the guy.. Are they true?
  • Minho: Yeah he's a shy dude, one of my best friends and won't shut up about you when you're not around.
  • You: I think I have a clue about who it is.
  • Minho: It's not all that hard to tell if your pay attention to the way he looks at you.
  • You: What if it's the guy I'm thinking of?
  • Minho: I think you know exactly who he is, (Y/N).
  • -
  • You: Guess what? I found out who the secret admirer is.
  • Newt: Oh..how?
  • You: Doesn't matter. Do you think now I know he'll grow a pair and ask me out?
  • Newt: If he does, will you say yes?
  • You: Only if he stops referring to himself in the third person.
  • Newt: Okay (Y/N), would you like to go out with me?
  • You: Y'know I always had a thing for boys with accents.
BTS as quotes from my co-workers pt. 2
  • Seokjin: "I got two hours of sleep because I was worried sick, sitting up waiting for my son to come home."
  • Yoongi: "I say a lot of bad things to you guys, but I don't think I can top 'kill yourself'."
  • Hoseok: "I am not satisfied, but I'm still smiling."
  • Namjoon: "I've fallen in this kitchen four times and I do not plan on falling again." *hobbles out of the room*
  • Jimin: "Oh, you missed me. It's been a month I can tell. I just know it, you definitely missed me."
  • Taehyung: "You know that Michael Jackson song, Smooth Criminal? That's me. Check my pockets." *reveals 50 butter patties*
  • Jungkook: "They say you can't leave until a quarter after five, but when you're this good who cares."
6

∙ He (D. Pedro I) could not help but respond to her great love for him, her good nature, sweetness, and considerateness (…) From the voluminous and frank correspondence that Dona Leopoldina carried with her relatives in Europe, it appears that Dom Pedro gave up tavern hopping and womanizing for some time after the consummation of their marriage. She begged her father not to believe the scandalous tales that he might hear about her husband. (…) He could be sharp-tongued and mean, but normally he was good humored and generous. (Dom Pedro: The Struggle for Liberty in Brazil and Portugal, 1798-1834 //  Neill W. Macaulay) 

You guys I think I found the best kid to play Damian:

His name is Ayman Amin, he’s a Singer/Actor that made his start on the Arabic version of “The Voice: Kids” this year (so he’s still not that famous), he speak fluent english, he’s the same age as Damian, the same hight and most importantly he’s the same ETHNICITY as Damian, what more can you ask for?

  • Yoongi: *Staring into Jungkooks eyes*
  • Jungkook: *Lifts an eyebrow* Trying to read me are you?
  • Yoongi: I know your tells.
  • Jungkook: Ha! Try me! I have the best poker face this side of Asia.
  • Yoongi: *Narrows eyes* You can't lie to me Jeon Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: Do your worst.
  • Yoongi: Do you have an 8?
  • Jungkook: Go fish!
  • Yoongi: Dammit!
  • Jimin: Guys the point of Go Fish was so that you /wouldn't/ get so intense.

PSA: If we thread together, and especially if I really like your blog/character, I will flood your inbox with memes and asks, and I will want to turn each one of them into a thread.

But! If it ever gets to be too much, let me know! Or feel free to ignore ones that you think don’t have any potential. Or shoot me an ask telling me to calm down. I promise I’ll understand, especially if you have a thousand other threads with people, or aren’t on much, or don’t like me as much as I like you

I know drafts can start to weigh a person down when they get too many, and I don’t ever want my partners to get overwhelmed. I just love threading with you! But please don’t ever feel like just because I send it, you have to answer. 

The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters
  • "Cover your butt."
  • "Oh, now there's a prophecy."
  • "All this is true, because it rhymes."
  • "That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."
  • "Good morning, apartment!"
  • "Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"
  • "Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"
  • "Honey, where are my pants?"
  • "What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."
  • "Take everything weird and blow it up!"
  • "Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"
  • "...I think I heard a whoosh."
  • "I feel like maybe I should touch that."
  • "So you've never heard of the prophecy?"
  • "I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"
  • "That guy's not a criminal mastermind."
  • "We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."
  • "Am I gonna die?!"
  • "Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."
  • "Come with me if you wanna not die."
  • "What are you, a DJ?"
  • "Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"
  • "Oh my g-o-s-h!"
  • "I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."
  • "I never have any ideas."
  • "Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."
  • "I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
  • "How scary can someone's office be?"
  • "This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."
  • "It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"
  • "All I'm asking for is total perfection!"
  • "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
  • "I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."
  • "Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
  • "That idea is just the worst."
  • "Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."
  • "I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"
  • "Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."
  • "I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"
  • "You are so disappointing on so many levels."
  • "This is not how Batman dies!"
  • "Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"
  • "I'm here to see...your butt."
  • "You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"
  • "I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."
  • "I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"
  • "Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"
  • "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."
  • "So I guess running around and screaming is normal."
  • "You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."
  • "SPACESHIP!"
  • "What in the world is that? It's adorable."
  • "Do not eat me!"
  • "Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
  • "You don't have to be the bad guy."
  • "He's the hero you deserve."
  • "Everything is awesome!"

Rearranged by Jaded/@operaticspacetrash

Jyn Erso lies awake in bed and thinks of all the little girls all over the world who dream of being a princess like her. She wishes she could tell them the truth about it–of the way it traps her like a bird in a cage–about how, even when the prince is as handsome and dashing as Cassian Andor is, it isn’t a fairy tale with a guaranteed happy ending, not when you are forced to get married and you don’t know each other at all.

Arranged Royal Marriage AU.

Read it on AO3.

anonymous asked:

You're post about Minghao being so gorgeous that you get angry hits me at a spiritual level. Like goodness that boy needs to be stopped I can't take much more of it

he went from being the purest bean

to being legit hawt af 

like…how the fuck?

did he do that?

please minghao don’t hurt me anymore 

i’m shaking 

I can’t do this 

If i ever leave this fandom it’s bc of him just so y’all know. fuck this guy. fUCK! HIM!

and tell him to wipe that smug ass grin off his face like he don’t know what he’s doing. great now I’m mad again.

Incorrect X Men: Apocalypse
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Peter:</b> *runs in* Guys, I can't stand it anymore, I have to tell you something. I have chylamidia<p/><b>Jean:</b> What<p/><b>Scott:</b> WHAT<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Oh My God<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I know<p/><b>Scott:</b> Are you serious<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, the doctor called, and told me I tested positive<p/><b>Jean:</b> How is that Possible<p/><b>Peter:</b> I DONT KNOW HOW<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, do you wear condoms<p/><b>Peter:</b> No<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, that would be how<p/><b>Scott:</b> PETER ARE YOU KIDDING ME<p/><b>Peter:</b> The one time I bought them, I got nervous, and panicked.<p/><b>Scott:</b> NO PETER, THERES NO EXCUSE, THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE, YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE EVERY TIME<p/><b>Jean:</b> Stop yelling, I'm sure he feels bad enough<p/><b>Scott:</b> NO, JEAN, THIS ISNT OKAY. PETER NEEDS TO BE SLUT SHAMED, IM SLUT SHAMING YOU PETER.<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> You're lucky you just got chylamidia, you could've gotten something that can't be cured<p/><b>Jean:</b> You could've gotten somebody pregnant, did you think about that<p/><b>Scott:</b> SLUT, SLUT SHAMED<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, you are getting treated right?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yes, I take antibiotics for two weeks, and then I go for a check up to make sure its cured.<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> You have to tell the girl you slept with.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Which One?<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> What<p/><b>Jean:</b> I'm sorry, "Which One."<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I've been sleeping with two different girls<p/><b>Scott:</b> *aggressively puts on hand sanitizer* WHO ARE YOU, ITS LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU<p/><b>Jean:</b> Scott, Calm Down. Look, you gave to tell the girls that you have chlamydia, you owe it to them.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

glorious-gay-sea-salt-icecream  asked:

So I know this guy who's also an artist. He ignores anatomy in his art and makes it whatever he wants to. I have tried to tell him you can't just throw anatomy out the window but he won't listen. Do you have any idea how I can get him to listen to reason and learn anatomy?

in my opinion you should let him do what he wants. there are no rules in art, it can be a stylistic choice. and if hes havin fun, what harm is there? let him draw what he thinks looks good DOWN WITH RULES !!!!! ART IS ANARCHY

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

The signs at the beach
  • Aries: but like... do we have to go? I don't think I can handle going out twice in one day
  • Taurus: as long as we bring a picnic or something I'm keen
  • Gemini: *swims... fuckkk it's cold... imma tough it out tho... yeah nah it's too cold.
  • Cancer: *pretends they know how to swim well but gets in over their head... literally, haha
  • Leo: guyssss be careful k? You're all so dumb honestly
  • Virgo: I'll save you!! *jumping in the water and showing off their amazing skills
  • Libra: cmon guys you're so slow, come enjoy the water
  • Scorpio: *stripping down to their bikini immediately... so... where are the boys?
  • Sagittarius: are you telling me I can't wear my sneakers in the sand? Watch me...
  • Capricorn: where are the paddle boards at tho?
  • Aquarius: *being extra in the water
  • Pisces: GUYS COME IN THE WATER!! *doesn't leave the water for like 2 hours straight