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drinking tips 4 beginners

ok so i know i have a lot of young followers and i haven’t rlly seen any posts like this so here r some tips i’ve learned from personal experience, observation, n friends!!! i hope this helps u guys and feel free to add ur own!!!

  • DRINK WATER in between drinks im so serious it’ll help a lot w the hangover in the morning 
  • eat a big meal before u plan to drink a lot n also make sure to eat something afterwards/before sleeping!!!! 
  • know ur limit…like rlly know when to stop
  • if u drink wine u WILL “lose ur legs” 
  • never ever ever drink alone!!!!!!!!!! be with people you trust to take care of u!!!!!!!!
  • know the alcohol content of whatever ur drinking bc if u drink a couple of beers ur gonna be alright at the end of the night but if u go for The Hard Stuff just know ur gonna get hammered way sooner
  • dont drink if u dont want to bc peer pressure is real n it’s more than okay to say no
  • (i only drink red wine so i would say to only have 3 glasses of it bc after the lucky number 3 things go down hill pretty fast)
  • dont take drinks from strangers!! never leave ur drink alone!!! always carry it with u wherever u go!!!!!
  • dont switch drinks like if ur going to drink beer then stay with that choice all night dont switch to whiskey you’ll thank me later ok just trust me
  • again…..know when to stop
  • dont get absolutely toasted every time u drink bc thats not fun 
  • before u go to bed make sure to lay out a glass of water n pain killer just in case u feel like garbage in the morning
  • just know that u will say and do embarrassing things when ur lit it’s inevitable
  • dont go to bed without washing ur face or showering,, this isnt a real tip just a reminder that it’s better to be hungover n fresh than hungover n nastee!
  • if u wear sunglasses indoors everyone will know ur hungover but it’s ok bc #relatable
  • turn off ur phone when u go out bc like u have to be super super intoxicated to actually drunk text but better safe than sorry!!! ur ex wont think it’s cute btw!!! (also drunk selfies r sloppy n no one knows what ur gonna post when ur out of it lmao)
  • dont post pictures of urself drinking on social media just dont (especially if ur underage)
  • if you’ve never drank before know that when u get Tipsy the room will be fuzzy n even if u dont know it ur going to be stumbling lmao
  • dont wear high heels if u know ur getting drunk just DONT bc then ur going to have to go barefoot wherever u are n that’s never a good idea bc germs
  • know that drinking is 100% ok for young ppl (18 or over) n that it can be fun but u absolutely do not have to do it, u can stop whenever u want to, and it’s not an every day activity!!!!! don’t make it a habit bc it’s a good time until it’s not!!!! just make sure ur comfortable and safe and it’ll be ok!!!!! stay safe everyone n bottoms up!!!!

things procrastinators say:

  • i can’t write my paper because until i find a good study playlist
  • one more youtube video
  • i need chocolate first
  • ok i’ll get started at 7…ok 7:30………..ok 10…
  • after i shower i’ll be productive i swear
  • i’m just taking a short break
  • what do you mean “have i started yet?” of course i’ve started! i put my name on the page yesterday
  • i basically know everything i’m gonna say, it’s just a question of getting it on the page so it’s pretty much already done
  • sure it sounds like a lot but i don’t think it’ll actually take me that long once i get started
  • i know it seems like im procrastinating right now but like…if i don’t get this out of my system i’m not gonna be able to pay attention so it’s actually like..helping me get my stuff done to be on tumblr right now

this one’s for u james corden

ok so u all probably know by now that i love everything iwaizumi-related but ive never really shared my headcanons for him??? hes.. my favorite (loud groaning, you all know that)

well here u go!!! iwaizumi headcanons. masterlist. truly a work of art, a novel about iwaizumi hajime 

• iwa is probably like… the Best™ around kids. like… oikawa’s great and all with kids but iwa is…. the best ( “iwa-chan, it’s probably because you have the mind of a seven year old” ) but… honestly just imagine him like coming with oikawa to coach at Lil Tykes and theyre all hangin off of him bc they love him ( “hajime’s back !!!” ) 

• which means…. he’d be a super cool dad (im not gonna elaborate i think the above headcanon paragraph speaks for itself)

• he’s definitely a chocolate kind of guy. like…. does not eat anything vanilla flavored ever and would not be caught dead with anything vanilla in his reach

• half of me is like… ‘he’s probably a morning person. could get up and make coffee and read the newspaper and it’ll be like 5am’ and the other half is like ‘there is literally no way he’d get out of bed prior to 10am out of his own will’ and ive been torn over this for months

• eats midnight snacks like his life depends on it,,, bonus points if its like… giant brand cereal like these creatively named ones

• probably has to hug something when he sleeps like a big pillow or stuffed animal or oikawa (hah im super subtle)

• wore braces from like… age nine to age sixteen. hated every second of it and rightfully so,,, but honestly just imagine iwa with braces its very cute

• knows his geography like the back of his hand !!!! holy shoot this boy…. is Smart™ and dont let oikawa’s teasing fool u he’s like… really smart

• he seems like his favorite color would be green tbh. just. yeah

• also he’s super supportive in canon, which we know, but i think with oikawa and his Many Girlfriends Over The Years™ he’s had a lot of practice with how to comfort him, or like…. even better,,, if oikawa’s like “oh thats a cute girl” iwa will lean over and be like “yeah she’s pretty cute” but with all due respect he is actually looking at the cute guy behind her (hes literally. The Gay™) (theres not many characters i headcanon as 100% gay but. he is)

• i love the idea that he has no fashion sense at all and i second that but i also think there are some times when he’s probably thrown an outfit together, walked to school, and gotten jaw-dropping looks because he’s legitimately better dressed than oikawa that day

• he doesnt even brush his hair he just stands up and leaves

• hates spinach but will eat broccoli in huge bowls and no one will ever know why

• also going along with my seijou mariokart headcanon post he always chooses toad during mariokart and no one understan d s where it comes from (neither does he… he just likes the weird noises toad makes when u select him and occasionally… he snort-laughs and its super cute)

• ALSO going along with the above….. his laugh…. can grow flowers in a desert… can bring the dead back to life…. truly a blessing… and even better when its a tiny lil giggle

• always bites on his tongue or rolls his tongue around his mouth and teachers ask him if he’s chewing gum a lot and he doesnt really know how to respond 

• always has like… a notepad and pens on him. “hey iwa-chan a girl gave me her number i need something to write it down quickly quICKLY” and he’s like “ok i got u” ( “iwa-chan ur a livesaver” )

• the kind of guy who would like… sub-text say “oh my god i could kiss you right now !!” after someone says something smart/flat out amazing

• please send me iwa-chan headcanons. i love hi m

BONUS when he’s flattered he pulls the drawstring on his hoodie and just. hides


oh my god i literaly havent posted anything its bc school guys its been hectic but here’s vampire!joshua tHIS KID IS UNPREDICTABLE:

  • ok for real joshua is full of surprises
  • you might see him as an innocent little puppy but
  • bUT
  • BUT
  • B U T
  • but you know ;;;;;)
  • its gonna be hard for this boy to say that he’s a vampire in fear youll leave him or something :(
  • but then he told you when the time is right and youre a bit shocked but like its ok so he turned into a hAPPY PUPPY
  • “are u sure its ok the fact that im different :(”
  • “hong jisoo cut it and lets just eat”
  • he’d awkwardly drink blood in front of you
  • “uh sorry i hope youre not like…….creeped out by this”
  • wanting a pet in the house
  • he seems like a puppy kid of guy so ofc he’d insist you to get a puppy
  • and did you guys get a puppy? no bc he got distracted by the hamsters and ended up buying hamster instead
  • calling you to look at the hamster when it’s doing something
  • “its bc he’s hungry pls shut up”
  • having a movie night but like all you guys watch is anime bc duh
  • asking if he could invite the hamster to watch with you guys
  • anyway
  • would jisoo bite you? idk man this boy is full of surprises like what i said before he’d probably be like 1) “no no i wouldnt bite u i cant do that” 2) teasing u by biting ur skin lightly but pulls away and smirked at u no but REALLY I CAN SEE THIS SIDE OF JOSHUA 3) he’d just straight bite u with no hesitation 101% sure
  • staring at his lips as he talks bc he’s like so cute but like so hot???
  • “why are u staring at me like that???”
  • “no its just-”
  • “do u want a kiss”
  • him talking in his sleep about how much he wants your blood nice
  • “you sleep talk last night”
  • “really what did i say”
  • “ok chill”
  • pillow talks probably about anime and he’s gonna be the only one talking
  • dying his hair and asking if u like it its the same hair like in the mv
  • “yeah it looks nice” but hell yeah it is more than nice its fkin amazing he’s like 10100010101010101x hotter
  • cuddles 24/7
  • him making a song for u how cute
  • guitar jamming at 2 in the morning
  • ok lets talk abt this other side of vampire!joshua
  • why do i feel like he is the type to pin u against a wall and kiss you and it probably leads to a make out session but i dont need to talk about that
  • actually i need to talk about making out with joshua bc this is improtant guYS YALL THOUGHT HE IS INNOCENT BUT HE’D PROBABLY MAKE OUT WITH YOU WITH SOME RNB SONG ON THE BACKGROUND FUCK MY LIFE
  • he’s gonna lick ur lips and probably bite it too i cAnt do THIS TODYA NOPE
  • he’s gonna ask u to jump so u can wrap your legs around his waist :,)
  • and ok thats it pls imagine the rest im litrally crying its midnight here
  • he’s gonna ask u to dress as an anime characters bot of you
  • do u agree? heck yea he literally ask u with cute puppy eyes chocolate and a song wtf is wrong with this boy
  • he’s a gentleman seriously do u need more details
  • he’d ask u to dance with him when a slow song is playing on the radio
  • “can we like pretend like cinderella and her prince”
  • cute cheesy af texts when he’s away
  • also cute voicemails bc timezones
  • cute yet hot sleepy voice bYeEeeEee
  • lacing ur fingers with his when youre both laying on bed and he’d be all smiley and cute he’s gonna play with ur fingers and probably absolutely will kiss ur knuckles i can see him doing it
  • backhugs
  • sidehugs
  • fronthugs
  • him clinging to u like a koala
  • forehead kisses :,)
  • “i love u so much pls dont ever leave what the hell am i gonna do without u baby :(”

nice im sorry for the late post im gonna post more tomorrow now let me sleep FOR MORE VAMPIRE!AU CLICK HERE

slipping into the diamond life

me: *sees SEVENTEEN* 

me: they’re a bunch of kids why does everybody love them so much

me: i surely wont get into a group with bloODY 13 members

me: wait wha-

me: wtf whats happening



me: ok but its NOT like im gonna get obsessed with them

me: did they just touch ok fuck it bring on the fanfics


haha hey guys its me, alicia, girl who never knows when to STOP!! i basically wanted to make this follow forever bc i really want to let a LOT of people kno i love and adore them?? and just HOPEFULLY Make some of you guys happy by seeing this n being included?? i rlly just want to make smth SUUPER positive bc LORD KNOWS life can be rlly -___- like haha clap your hands if god hates u!! but yes ok anyways,

i know im possibly gonna miss some people and yikes i ALWAYS do so im sorry but i’m gonna try and include a lot of the ppl i really fuckin adore yoinks!!!! stay positive n happy guys cos i rlly love each and every one of u…u all deserve the best things in life and what u all wanna achieve too 💓🌸

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@pumpkinsoutforexo@tensbabygirl @stoptaeyong @imlunasgf 

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@imyugyeomsgf @halloweensoo @hyunsgrl @haesun @jackojongin @spookytaeminho @lightpinkjin @shineecreatedmusic @per5ections @luhanss @dinosidealtype @kthsbff @dreamyjimin @solokihyun @softyeols @1of1z @4exom @shesdream1ng @mjoon1 @4sky @wonnwoo @ilovseokjin @girluck @spookyeeun @iujoy @1hanbin @1heize @thankshineeandbtsformylife @h0bi @agusdt @jooheonsbbygirl @crystalcoups @iluvwonwoo @4mx @lomlminyoongi @hobguk @gnjis @ktvh @minhwari @cypher2k16 @sighjjks @jisoo-17 @pimktape @gfjungyeon @1gwangju @ilovejungkook @taeyeonsgf @woozsi @btsinventedkreggaeton @chanyeo7 @wingstan @jiminsglo @celaystial @softchanhun @nakamotosgirl @1sana @softjaebeom @1amber @mingyuslibragf @squinz @directedbywongkarwai @1of1grl @jhnyoung @kyungsoosgrl @hoshistan @svntnstan @17dad @dinosgf @bfseokmin @1taehyungs @4bts @imjoysgf @iloveseokmin @blessparkjimin @sehvnsoo @1svt @oilyho @jacksonsorganictea @softkais @sehunlays @sehunshusband @snapbacktaehyung @yifam @imtaemins1of1 @sti9ma @angelickai @4gust @1unfair @blkhair