i know two things for sure

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure how to read "WAS STILL his guiding light" like is she saying shiro has been Keith's guiding light for a long time? Or that he was back then but lately not so much ? 👀 Disclaimer: I'm not tryna say that Keith doesn't care as much about shiro anymore cuz it's clear that they care about each other a lot but maybe he's starting to branch off.

YEAH god this is so interesting. because it implies keith probably was lost before shiro came along to some degree, and that’s hinted at earlier, too, when we find out he dropped out of the garrison after kerberos. i don’t know how that started, but i’m seeing the fandom divide down two lines since season 4: either it’s a good thing that keith is getting some distance from shiro or a bad thing. i’m not really sure which camp i’m in yet. on the one hand, i don’t think they were “codependent” before and i think he’s unhappy to be off the team. on the other hand, maybe getting some distance will help him grow into his own even more. i’d love a more confident, self-centered keith. guess we’ll see!

So... I’m alive

At least for now, but I’m alive so… yay?

I’m not even sure if people did notice my absence at all?? I mean, I made sure to let you guys know why I was going to be absent this past September/October. Exams suck and require time. But for now, if everything goes well and according to plan, I won’t have to worry about those until late November. My only concern of all the exams I did these past two weeks is the one for Philosophy, but that’s because I hate that subject.

Anyway… regarding my activity. I’m going to be slowly getting back into the flow of things. I WILL DEFINITELY ANSWER DRAFTS BECAUSE HOLY CRAPT IN THIS PAST WEEKS I HAVE ACCUMULATED ALMOST 50 AND THAT NUMBER NEEDS TO GO DOWN ASAP. I’ll also try to send memes or silly questions to my peeps bcs heyo guys I missed u so much and my brain needs a break from studying and college-related stuff.

Overall, I’m glad to be back… at least for now.

anonymous asked:

Have you ever thought about using patreon?

I have been thinking about opening a patreon for two years at this point, to be honest. But to be real:

1- I’m not quite sure what I could offer. Like, what is that people want? What is something good for a patreon? I Don’t Know™. If you have suggestions of things you would like as a reward I would gladly accept them because, in case you haven’t already figured that out, I am desperately bad at promoting myself and at understanding what to do to create a possible source of income from this “artist” thing.

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2- my “numbes” are very small so it probably wouldn’t do much. That said I would love to grow as an artist and to try make something out of this if possible so yeah, back at point one: suggestions are welcome. Because I’m pretty much useless.

its-way-to-early  asked:

With the fact that baekhyun things seem to be popping up on your page more recently, do you think you'd ever write for him? I didn't know if you only want to write thing for bts, but I was curious because baekhyun makes me weak at the knees and I'm sure if you ever wrote something for him I'd die. But I think it's funny that it's mostly bts things on your page and randomly he just shows up. And normally it's things I don't expect, so I freak out when I see it. :)


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Try to make me look bad? Hope you didn't enjoy your job.

Very long story. TL:DR at the end.

September 6th, 2017 will be an ordinary day for most people, but that day, today, marks the end of my quest to right a grievous wrong committed against me by a co-worker who was worried that I might usurp his easy job in the company.

Let me take you back roughly five years. The engineer of our company called me into the office. I had spoken to him before, primarily whenever we needed a tolerance adjusted for an order that began production over or under a limit, in order to avoid completely throwing away anything that we had already spent time and money producing. I figured that $engineer simply had a question about one of the machines, or about an order that had been ran the night before, but instead he had a proposition. I was to be offered a spot in our in-house testing lab, and to start training the next week. Obviously interested, I took the offer on the spot, and that Monday I began coming in earlier in order to do training with our only lab technician at the time.

Enter, $labtech.

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Loving You To Death (Sequel)
Word Count: 9k

Genre: Smut, Angst, Fluff

Author’s Note: This is the sequel to the Free The Animal one-shot.

You feel a strong sense of deja vu as you stand at yet another party watching the black haired asshole groping a girl that is sitting on his lap.

There were slight differences between the two times. This girl is a brunette, they’re sitting down, you’re alone… but the biggest difference of all is that you know, this time, that Jungkook wouldn’t be on your bed later this evening, waiting for you to finish your shower so he can jump on you.

Fuck, you needed another drink.

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Rick & Morty new episode leaked script

Rick: Morty we have to go to McDonalds and harass low wage workers over shitty sauce, Morty. We have to make sure their lives are reaaaal garbage, Morty.

Morty: I-I-I don’t know about this, Rick. Don’t those workers work really hard for basically no pay. It’s seems like a really dickish thing to do over some cheap sauce we could just make in two minutes at home.

Rick: They’re gonna squanch up the order, Morty!

Morty: WHAT!?

Rick: They’re gonna completely squanch up the order, Morty! The order’s gonna be fucked! Absolutely squanched. No sauce! Completely squanched and fucked and dead, Morty!

Morty: W-Why didn’t you just say that before, Rick, if I would’ve known they would fuck up our goddamn order and there’s no sauce I would’ve gotten mad way earlier in spite of the fact that these exploited, low wage workers are in no way responsible for the artificial scarcity of the sauce imposed by the upper management of their company that controls sauce distribution.

Rick: That’s right, Morty. Now let’s go fuck over some stressed out workers and make a lot noise or something, Morty, let’s just do it, Morty. Wubba lubba dub! I’m Rick the crazy scientist and fuck poor people.

*Rick & Morty theme plays*

“It Is Okay” Poetry For The Signs

there was a war in your childhood home, and you can still remember the fires, how the blood was
pretty and sick on the bathroom’s pristine tiles, your mother’s still warm body limp in the tub.
breathe in through the mouth: in, out, in. you are not guilty. It’s okay her life is not on your hands.

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Themed Playlists for Princesses

Hi, angels - as many of you may know, I regularly create themed online mixes, and love to share them with you! So, here are two of my favourite playlists that I have made: They are created for the purpose of relaxation, allowing you to disappear into a floaty, elegant world. Listen to them while soaking in a goddess bath, lounging in silk, or wandering around with a face mask on and a tall glass of champagne or ice water in your hand. And if you cannot do those things? Surely the music will make you feel as if you are.  ♡

The Princess Relaxes, Vol. 1

The Princess Relaxes, Vol. 2 (New)!

Some thoughts I’ve been mulling over for a while...

SJM Haters: “No diversity!” *Shoving aside canonically black High Lords Tarquin and the bisexual Helion, Thesan, Nesryn, all of the Southern Continent, etc*

SJM Haters: “Everyone is white!” *Punching the non-white Illyrian races, not to mention about 90% of the Summer Court*

SJM Haters: “They’re all heterosexual!” *Throws Thesan, Mor, Aedion, the Blackbeak Matron, Thea and Kaya off of a cliff* (Actually, feel free to throw the Matron off a cliff lmao)

SJM Haters: “Rowan is abusive” *blatantly ignores the fact that Rowan was literally tied to a queen who forced him to do terrible things, and he still found it in himself to love Aelin unconditionally*

SJM Haters: “She doesn’t tackle any important issues!” *Stepping on Rhysand’s history of sexual abuse, not to mention Lysandra’s history of sexual abuse, oh and also Aedion, whose nickname was literally ‘Adarlan’s Whore,’ and the slave trade, and the treatment of ‘lesser faeries’ in comparison to ‘High Fae.’*

I’m not trying to say that the ACOTAR/TOG books aren’t without their flaws. Every book, every movie, every song, every piece of artwork that has ever been created has a flaw in some way. Often, there are multiple flaws. It is okay to acknowledge these flaws. It is okay to even criticize them. What is not okay is discrediting the immense amount of work that SJM puts into these books. She released two (2) fantasy novels longer than 200,000 words in a single year. I don’t pretend to know everything that goes on at Bloomsbury Publishing, but I honestly believe that she did that for her fans. She started writing Throne of Glass when she was 16; she got it published 11 years later. Books take time; lots of it. Ask George RR Martin, who also tackles the heavy genre of fantasy, but he’s been working on Winds of Winter for six years. Do you think SJM would have wanted to go over these books for another year or combed through them just one more time before she published them? Yeah, probably. Every author, writer, fanfiction writer, artist, or whomever, wants just a bit more time to add those final details, to keep chipping away (because let me tell you, even when it’s done, we don’t feel like it’s done). But you know what else? She’s probably damn proud of them, too. As well she should be. The amount of times I find myself laughing with these characters and crying and screeching, it says enough. 

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The Three Dimensional Villian

@positively-pan asked: “How do you write a good villain? I don’t want her to be two dimensional but I’m not sure how to prevent it.”

So, we’ve talked about redeeming your villains or whether a villain can be just 100% evil or whatever, but really, that’s not what I’m interested in today. Today is about dimension. How can you make a character feel like a living, breathing person?

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Saying Thank You to Sarah J Maas

If you can’t afford to go to one of SJM’s signings, or she’s not touring close to you, this is designed to be a chance to say thank you to her.

So for me personally, SJM’s books came at a time where their content saved my life, and continue to be something that helps me through the days from time to time. I know others feel similarly, or that they’ve found SJM’s books to be a major source of happiness/inspiration/etc in their lives. 

So Sarah J Maas is doing a Fan Event on Wednesday November 22nd 2017, At Emmanuel Centre, Marsham Street, Westminster, London. 

@abookandacoffee, @my-name-is-fireheart, and I are lucky enough to be attending this event, since we’ll be in London at a time. A random selection of participants will have the chance to go up and talk to Sarah. 

I’m used to never being able to meet American Authors/Celebrities etc. because I live in the middle of nowhere, so for me this is an insane, impossible, fantastic opportunity. But you know, not everyone has this privilege to thank someone who’s helped them. 

So this may sound cheesy as fuck, but we wanted to try and compile as many people as would like to enter’s letters/notes/fandrawings/etc to Sarah. The current plan is to print them out, bind them in a folder or book or something, and give it to her as a ‘from the fandom’ kind of thing. Of course, each ‘work’ can be signed by whoever wrote it. You can add your social media details to it if you’d like to!

The aim is that anyone who wants to can get to let Sarah know how much her work is appreciated. She’s been sick and had illness in the family, and still continued to give us content. So you know, if ever a ‘THANK YOU’ was appropriate for her, it’d probably be now. 

Below I’ll list the current ‘rules’ for entries to keep everything positive, but here are the main details for how to ‘enter’ your submission to be printed in the final book:

  • You can email it to the email I’ve set up for this at ‘sjmlondonmeet@gmail.com’. If you use this method, I will reply to let you know I’ve received the entry, and then again once it’s been checked over and made sure there’s nothing that could get her sued.
  • You can post it here on tumblr, and tag me in it. Please MESSAGE ME/Send me an ask with a link just in case, because tumblr is a poo-bum sometimes. I’ll respond as soon as I’ve seen it, and again once it’s been verified. 

  • If neither of those work, you can message it to me directly! Or send it in an ask - if this is on anon however, it is up to you to check back to see that everything’s gone through a-okay!

ADDITIONALLY (For Those Attending The Event):

If you are attending this event and WOULD LIKE TO help out, please let me know. At the moment we have a 3 out of however many chance of being able to explain this to her. Hopefully we can drop it off to her regardless of if we get to go up to and meet her, but it’d be nicer if someone can go up to her and let her know in person WHAT it is. SO, if you are attending and would like to, if you get to go up to her, hand in the folder/book, please let me know either here or at the email! Closer to the event, I will message you about co-ordinating stuff at the event itself. 

Rules For Works:

  • No Fanfiction. SJM could get sued for reading our Fanfic so let’s not thank her with a court case, yeah?
  • No hate speech. You can definitely say ‘I would love to see more lesbians in your work’ or mention a thing or two that you would like to receive more attention/improvement, but if the whole thing reads like an ANTI-SJM blog post none of us feel comfortable forcing that upon her.
  • Nothing swearing heavy. I swear like a sailor but I don’t know how SJM feels about it so let’s keep it RELATIVELY clean (i.e. not every other word)
  • No pornography. You can submit smutty artwork since I’m sure SJM of all people would appreciate a saucy Feysand scene, but nothing that would only be allowed in a porno (i.e. no downstairs ‘accessories’ if you catch my drift). 
  • I’m not setting a maximum word count, but I don’t want to print off 100 pages so let’s keep it to a couple or so pages maximum per person? Thanks.

Updates for this will be kept a track of under the tag ‘thankyousjm’. If anyone has any ideas on how to refine this, let me know, but this is aiming to be a chill, nice thing. I owe this fandom a lot for keeping me a happy chappy, so idk. It sounds SUPER CORNY and EW SENTIMENT but I wanted to help do a ‘give back’ thing so… yeah. 

If you’re not interested in it but ARE a SJM blog, maybe consider reblogging it so people who might like to participate know about it? Idk, I just want us to be able to give SJM a HUGE book of thank yous so yeah that’s me being a sucker for cheese. 

Thanks Guys!

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[ lol sure thing, hope you enjoy it - thanks for requesting, anon! :) ]


Honestly, could see him sitting awake in the bed while staring down at you now with a hard on and a conflicted mind. It wasn’t until one of the guys walked in, asking him why he was still in the bed that he finally was just like ‘fuck it’ and decided to do something about it. 

“You know…I think I’m coming down with something. I’m gonna stay in bed today. With my jagi. Just the two of us. Alone.” 


“That means get out, Namjoon!” 


It would be once in a blue moon did he ever wake up before you, but he was real pleased that he did. Sure, he was a little sad that you were still asleep, but didn’t mean he wasn’t going to catch this blessed moment on camera. Maybe even clip one to his notebook for inspiration ;) But, unfortunately, the flash would eventually wake you up from your peaceful slumber, leaving the pervy photographer to look sheepishly behind the camera. 

“Good morning, sunshine~ I enjoyed the view.” 


Another one to think of this a gift from heaven above. Waking up to nothing but cleavage was enough to beat the sleep right out of him. The only downside was that you were knocked out and if he even so much as dared to poke you - he can forget ever sleeping in that bed for a long time. So, he used this opportunity to stare instead. Now, you couldn’t flick him in the forehead for being a pervert. 



“I wasn’t staring!” *completely falls off the bed in a panic* 


Another conflicted mind. He was dressed and ready to leave for a full day of activities with the guys, but when he went to give you a kiss goodbye - he accidentally caught sight of something he didn’t intend on seeing. Now stuck between spending time with his friends or staying home, he sighs heavily. 

“Well fuck.” 


Once his eyes caught sight of the promise land, expect to be awaken by the sound of him giggling rather loudly, opening your eyes to him just cheesing really hard - not even bothering to hide the fact that he was staring at your chest. 

“Jagi, put those away~ You know I have to leave in 10 minutes, why must you tempt me??” 


Him: Here we have the rare, and delicate species of Y/n - in her natural habitat. Aka, my bed. If I’m real quiet and extra careful, you might be able to catch a glimpse of her lovely lady lumps that have so nicely decided to pay me a visit this morning. But, since they’re for my eyes only - all you’re gonna get is her neck. Which, if you take a closer look - you’ll see mating marks-

You: Kim Taehyung, I swear to God…

Him: Op, I’ve awoken the beast~! Tune in next time to hear the Y/n’s mating call-

You: YAH. 


Words aren’t needed for this one hot damn .

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peach blossoms (m)

❥ word count: 46k

❥ genre: fluff + smut + very minimal angst ; magic au + school au

❥ pairing: reader/jimin

❥ warning(s)/kink(s): tons of immature humor, teasing, dirty talk, riding, dom undertones, hickies, slightly rough sex, grinding, admissions of feelings, (honestly the sex is fairly vanilla, this is mostly fluff)

❥ summary: as your best friend tries to help you create a potion for a project, you end up making a mistake that changes jimin and you have to turn him back before anyone sees and fix things in time for your project presentation. the catch? feelings are stupid and annoying and they happen to mess with your head as you try and return jimin back to normal.

❥ a/n & music can be found here

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candiestudyblr  asked:

Eddie and Richie constantly touching one way or another (hand holding, pressed together, ANYTHING) and the other losers thinking it's the cutest thing ever

“And this line…”

Richie traced down Eddies palm as he continued to whisper to him. Eddie had his hand laying flat over a rock as Richie danced his fingers across his palm. “means what? oh wise Richie Tozier what do you see?” Eddie chuckled softly.

“Well, I see me doin’ your mom in the very near future!” Richie shouted and took advantage of the fact that he had Eddies wrist in his grip, grinning like a idiot. But Eddie countered him and slapped him with his left hand.

“Ow! Geez, Eds. You asked me to read your future.” Richie scowled and pushed Eddies hand away, lifting it off the mold of the rock.

“No, you said ‘Eddie, wanna let me read your future?’ And I said ‘No, Richie’ but you grabbed my hand anyway.” Eddie rolled his eyes.

A few feet away, Ben was tying his shoe and observed the recent showing of, Eddie and Richie slapping the shit out of each other. It was a common show. Ben laughed and shoved his shoe back on the ground.

Beverly was attempting to lead them in a conversation about their latest school assignment, she leaned her hand in the dirt to balance herself as she spoke.

But she quickly started to smile to herself as she realized that Eddie had put his hand back to lying on the rock and Richie silently went back to tracing his fingers over the lines of Eddies palm, since it was Richie, he was still whispering his vision of Eddies future to him in his ear.

“You wanna share that with the class, Tozier?” Beverly clicked her tongue and Richie snapped his head up. Something in her made her wish she didn’t interrupt the moment. But she figured it wouldn’t make that big of a difference, considering the fact that Richie and Eddie seemed to always be doing something on the side of their group conversations.

“I can share your future if you want, gimme your hand Bev!!” Richie jumped up and shot over to the laughing girl.


Eddie, in all his paranoia, had squeezed out a lot more hand sanitizer than he had planned. He watched the large puddle of liquid slid in his hand. He looked up and glanced around to see if he could spot Stan. He wouldn’t mind taking some of the sanitizer off of Eddie’s hand. But as he squinted forward to find him, a more annoying friend bumped his side. 

“You know Eds, It was only tree sap….fitting for you, I mean you’re the biggest sap I know.” Richie chuckled as he thought back to five minutes ago when Eddie shrieked over having made contact with the sticky substance, not sure what it was. As Richie laughed, a mischievous smile took over Eddie’s face. 

“I don’t know Rich…It looks disgusting..” Eddie wavered his voice to sound concerned as he pretended to inspect his hand, knowing exactly what the curious trashmouth would do next. 

“Let me see!” Richie pulled Eddie’s hand like Eddie predicted so Eddie quickly raised his hand and smeared his sanitizer on Richie’s chin, careful to avoid his mouth. “Ew! Jesus Eds. Do you even know what that stuff is?” Richie grimaced as he rubbed it right off his chin. 

Eddie continued to giggle. “It’s only hand sanitizer, Richie relax.” 

Richie wiped the last bit off his face and looked at Eddie with a mixture of amusement and annoyance. “You think you’re so funny…” He pointed his finger teasingly at Eddie who grabbed it and pulled his hand down. 

“I think that was hysterical.” Eddie laughed. 

Their little charade had finally gotten their friends attention and they’d slowed down to watch the show. Eddie seemed to be teasing Richie, who was attempting to get a rise out of the smaller boy. But between their bodies, their clasped hands were moving slightly back and forth. It was almost like they just had yet to notice that neither of them had let go yet. 

Mike smiled and shook his head and looked at the others to say ‘Can you believe this?’ and everyone concealed their giggles. Stan, who’d barely been paying attention glanced up and decided to tease them.

“Hey Eddie do you have any hand sanitizer?” Stan shouted suddenly, Richie and Eddie hopped away from each other and let go of their hands as if they’d been burned. Their cheeks rosy. Stan smirked to himself. 


Richie had proudly shoved his new joy buzzer onto his hand and was excited to meet his friends so he could test the thing out. And as he skipped down to the quarry, his eyes landed on the unsuspecting Mike. He grinned. 

“Hey Mike?” 

Mike glanced up from his perch on a rock, the only one currently on land. He gave Richie a suspicious look and waited for him to say something. 

“My dad says my handshake is weak, can I ask for your opinion?” Richie asked, it was the only excuse he could think of to get Mike to shake his hand. But Mike was not dumb. He looked Richie up and down and chuckled.

“I’m not falling for that one, Rich.” 

Richie grimaced and kicked a pebble. He observed his friends start to come out of the water and dry themselves off. Eddie wrapped himself in a towel but as he was climbing over some of the rock, he tripped and started to fall forward. 

Richie instinctively reached out and grabbed Eddie’s hand and pulled him up to stop his from face planting. He hadn’t realized his mistake until Eddie’s thankful smile turned pain filled. “Ow! Fuck Richie!” Eddie shook his hand and bit his lip at the small shock that went through his hand. 

“Hey that’s what your mom said last-” 

Eddie pushed Richie and he collapsed onto a rock. “Hey, Eds. I forgot I was wearing it for a second. I was only trying to help.” 

Eddie continued to shake his hand. “That shit hurt.” 

Richie rolled his eyes and made sure he took the buzzer off before grabbing Eddies hand again.  The only thing he could think to do was to rub his hand soothingly. Eddie let his pout fall into a small smile. The two boys sat so close together that Eddie was nearly in Richie’s lap as he rubbed the smaller boys hand. 

“I can’t believe they don’t know how cute they are right now.” Beverly chuckled and Stan shook his head. 

“I don’t see how it’s possible for them to constantly be in each others personal space and not think anything of it.” Stan mumbled with a shake of his head. 

“They’ve a-a-always b-been like that too.” Bill rolled his eyes. 

“It’s adorable.” Ben watched them with an amused grin and Mike nodded in agreement. 

Just Acting, right?

Summary: The reader has to shoot a scene with Sebastian, which would be easy if it weren’t for the fact that she has a huge crush on him. The sexual nature of the scene doesn’t help either…or does it?

Word Count: 1622

Authors note: I’ve loved this idea from the second it popped into my head! It’s so weird to actually write the actors and not the characters HAHA, let me know what you think! ( THIS DOESN’T GO WITH THE PLOT OF THE MOVIES, DON’T KILL ME)…..P.s I keep falling deeper and deeper in love with Seb…HELP

This was going to be the hardest day on set, no pun intended. Today was the day where you were going to shot the closest thing to a sex scene, and with no one other than Sebastian Stan.

You’d be filming a scene where your character attempts to torture Bucky, but Bucky escapes. Your character was going to be a real villain, which was the opposite of your actual personality.

As an actor you’d starred in a couple big blockbuster films, and you were actually really close with Chris Evans. You’d done the classic “rom com” together a couple times.

Chris was teasing you from the second you walked on set, “Ready for the big day?”. You rolled your eyes and gave him your best bitch face. He laughed, “Come on, don’t tell me you’re nervous?”.

How could you not be nervous? Sebastian Stan was one of the most beautiful people on the planet, not to mention how down to earth he was. Chris raised an eyebrow and you knew you’d have to say something to stop his train of thought.

Smiling you said, “Yes I’m nervous…you know how awkward these scenes are!”. Chris had seemed like he was going to say something, but decided to drop it. Smiling he said, “But Seb’s an angel, you’ll be in good hands”.

You laughed watching the smirk form upon his lips, “Nice one, good to know you’re not just a pretty face”. Chris laughed loudly, doing the left boob grab. You heard the two minute warning, and felt the butterflies in your stomach.

Chris got sincere, “Odds are he’s just as nervous, but don’t sweat it okay? I mean we’ve done some pretty cliche things, and we’re fine!”.

Jokingly you said, “Sure you’re not in love with me?”. He rolled his eyes, but started to laugh again. He did have a point, you’d shot scenes like this before. You just needed to relax.

You heard the voice again which meant you had to make your way to hair and makeup. Chris winked, “I’ll catch up with you later (y/n)”. You said goodbye and continued with your day.

Your character was in an all black bodysuit, with red accents. For hair, you’d been given loose curls. Your makeup was a smokey black eye and red lip to match, you couldn’t look more evil.

After what seemed like forever, you finally made your way to the set. There stood Sebastian in his Bucky gear, talking to Chris and Anthony. Chris whistled when he saw you, “Oh this is fantastic”.

You raised an eyebrow, “What are you two doing here, you don’t have to film until later”. They couldn’t wipe the smirks off their faces. Anthony laughed, “And miss this? No way (y/n)”.

Finally Sebastian spoke up, “Ignore them, you do look amazing”. Anthony turned to Chris as he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. You looked to Sebastian, “Thank you, I don’t know how you guys wear suits like this all the time”.

Anthony laughed again, “We don’t look that good while wearing them..you’re about to give Black Widow a run for her money”. You all laughed, and you did a small spin. Chris clapped loudly, while Sebastian stood there smiling.

Chris added, “So kiddos, how are we feeling?”. He was of course talking to you and Sebastian. Seb laughed, “This beats having to run around firing fake guns and dodging bullets”. You smiled, “Beats having to say all that mushy gushy shit to you Chris”.

Anthony whistled and Chris pretended to be upset, “Hey, that was from the heart”. Chris was kidding, but it felt good to laugh and shake away your nerves. The final call was said, and it was now go time.

Bucky would be strapped down to a chair in your makeshift hydra base. Before he got into his position Seb smiled to you, “Don’t worry, just let the scene take over”. You smiled back, and got into character.

You walked around the chair, before leaning over the back of it. Whispering into his ear you asked, “Ready to comply, or do you need Steve here for that?”. His voice was muffled from the gag in his mouth, now was the hard part.

Walking to the front of the chair you straddled him, “Come on Buck”. This was the part where Bucky would break free from the constraints, but Seb struggled with them. You decided to improv, scared to ruin a good take.

You smirked and lifted his chin up, “I’m starting to think you like this position”. There was a pause as Bucky just looked up to you, and you heard the director start to crack up laughing. Loudly he said, “That was amazing (y/n), keep that in”.

Anthony playfully yelled, “Cut the check” and you got up from Sebastian and laughed with them. You took the gag out of his mouth, and he started to laugh too, “That was perfect”.

There was a weird look in his eyes, but you ignored it. You figured it was just from the rush of getting into character.

A set man came over to lossen the bindings so Seb would actually be able to break them. Chris joked, “Don’t skip arm day next time Stan”. Sebastian just looked to you with a huge smile on his face.

You joked back, “Not everyone has styrofoam logs to rip Chris”. Sebastian gripped your shoulder as he laughed, and you felt butterflies in your stomach. Before Chris could respond the director called, “Action”.

You went back to straddling him, and he was grunting underneath you while trying to “break free”. Laughing dryly you said, “Come on soldier, you’re not even putting up a fight! Maybe if your precious Steve-”.

The constraints were broken, and Sebastian pushed you backward. He had you pressed against the nearest wall, his metal arm around your throat. Your character didn’t gasp or struggle.

Through heavy breaths you said, “That’s more like it”. Smirking you looked up to a very angry Bucky.  He looked down at you with gritted teeth, “You’re twisted”. With ease you pushed him back.

With your “alien” powers you had him on his knees, gasping for air. Sebastian held onto his throat pretending to gasp for air. With a hand on your hip you said, “That metal arm is really starting to grow on me”.

You were smirking like a madman, “Makes a girl start to think all type of things-”. By now you were standing above him, and he was looking up at you with anger in his eyes.

You fake pouted, “Come on, isn’t this fun?”. He was gasping for air still, unable to speak. You rolled your eyes, “Fine speak”. He caught his breath, the anger inside of him still boiling.

Once again the director yelled “cut” and within seconds you returned to your normal selves. You helped Sebastian up and he looked all too excited. He shook his head, “You’re incredible”.

You blushed, “Thank you…this character is really something else”. You felt someone pat you on the back and turned around to see Chris. Smirking he said, “She’s fucking hot..that’s what she is!”.

Anthony joined in, “I thought I saw Seb blushing underneath all that makeup”. Sebastian rolled his eyes, but didn’t deny it. Laughing you said, “Aw Mackie, at least try to hide your jealousy”. Sebastian laughed loudly at your comment.

Chris rested a hand on Anthony’s shoulder, “Alright, we have like two minutes until we need to be in hair and makeup”. The boys said their goodbyes, living you and Sebastian alone.

Smiling you said, “I’m going to go get some air before the call us back on to finish up”. You started to walk away and then heard him call out your name. Seb followed you, “I need some air too, mind if I join?”.

You shook your head no and together you walked out. When you were finally alone he said, “You’re really talented you know? I mean I’ve seen the movies you’ve done with Chris..and they’re the opposite of what you just did”.

Laughing you turned to him, “So you’re a fan?”. His smirk grew while he looked at you. Biting his lip he said, “How could I not be?”. As he looked at you, the butterflies came back.

Trying to play it cool you said, “Yeah I’ve never done something like this…I can’t believe how sexual that was” you started to laugh again. Sebastian caught onto your blush, “Hey, I’m not complaining”.

You raised an eyebrow and he continued, “I’m being serious, I bet the chemistry between us was obvious on screen”. 

You wanted to melt, the chemistry. Biting your lip you said, “Are you flirting with ( your character’s name) or me?”.

Sebastian laughed, “I’m flirting with you (y/n), would you like to go out sometime?”. You heard the call for you both to return to set. Playfully you said, “What a shame, I was hoping you’d bring along the metal arm”.

He bit his lip, a laugh escaping. You smiled, “I’m free later tonight”. You both started to make your way back. Sebastian smirked, “I think that gives me enough time to sneak the arm off set”.

When you returned to the set you saw Chris and Anthony all suited up. Mackie joked, “What’s got you both so happy?”. You looked to Sebastian unsure of what to say. Chris knew you too well, “Stan totally just asked her out”.

Sebastian looked to you and then back at them. He winked at you, “Jealousy’s an ugly trait boys”. Before anyone could say anything the scene began.

To be honest, Sebastian couldn’t believe that you’d said yes. If it weren’t for Chris telling him to “just go for it man” he would’ve been too nervous to ask. He’d meant everything he’d said, he thought you were incredible.

anonymous asked:

Hey, umm, question, is there some sort of vetting procedure to figure out which submissions get posted? Do you decide randomly, or...?

I’ve actually got some editorial guide lines that I follow. A lot of it is your typical stuff like no racism, sexism,homophobia, anti semitism, etc. Then theres some specific things I don’t publish like violence against children, sex workers, or homeless people. I also tend to stay away from quotes that are explicitly or graphically sexual. The list of things I flat out deny is a fluid thing so I could never really give you full details on that, I just decide things on a case by case basis.

As for the quality and comedic value of what gets published, that is a little more random. The only two things I know for sure that get the followers of this blog hyped are 1)Seducing things and 2)asking if things are a free action. Other than those two constants, everything that gets posted here I either legit thought was funny or is just me guessing what the kids these days are laughing at. More of the latter and less of the former. Also I really like to post quotes that mix up rogue and rouge because I love seeing people get worked up over that.

it’s a real shame that Amy Santiago is deathly allergic to dogs because

  • well they are dogs and she’s missing out
  • but also imagine an AU where Amy works at an animal shelter and Jake is the guy that visits regularly to play with the cats and the dogs and go on walks with them and just volunteer
  • he has never adopted any of the animals bc his girlfriend is, like, weirdly against pets
  • there is one very beautiful, too big for his own good, shy dog that is scared of most people
  • he is not scared of Jake bc he’s sweet and gentle and patient with the dog
  • they are BEST FRIENDS
  • so anyway he’s crushed he can’t adopt the doggo and Amy is crushed that such a great guy wastes his time on a girl who doesn’t like pets like what the heck
  • One Day Jake waltzes into the shelter with the biggest smile, even bigger than usual, and Amy’s like
  • What
  • are they makind Die Hard 6? are you engaged now? what is happening
  • but he says NOPE
  • I’m adopting Butler today (that’s the dogs name. his fur is colored in such a way that he just looks like he’s in a tux. he has a fur bowtie. thank you)
  • also I broke up with Beatrice
  • do you maybe wanna grab a coffee sometime and go to the park with Butler and me?
  • and Amy doesn’t knw what’s happening because that is so much information so she first does the things she knows and understands, she fills out forms for adoption, takes Butler to their resident vet, walks Jake through all the important info even tho he knows, he spends so much time there he might as well be a full time employee
  • and Jake is sure this means Rejection so when Amy finishes everything with
  • “and here is…my number” on a little post-it with a dog paw printed on it
  • he asks
  • “to call if something happens to Butler?”
  • “yeah that and the, uh, coffee thing”
  • Jake leaves the shelter with an even bigger smile and a big happy dog to match