i know this is not really a dinosaur

snowzapped  asked:

So you have probably been asked this a lot but I haven't seen anything posted yet, but I would really like to know, (and I'm sure others too) if Devil Dinosaur is doable to get with f2p. Because as of now, I only have 23 orange and 14 yellow pterodactyls. I've completed 50 gray. Have gotten widow but have yet to get Herc. I know after I get him, I'll be down to zero yellow again. So is DDino a freemium? Is there any hope of getting him f2p?

Unless you are a f2p who bought the generator using your free shards, but otherwise no you can’t unfortunately 😞

[TRANS] BTS Japan Official Fanclub Magazine - Jin’s Biography

Liked gaming since kindergarten
The vigorous boyhood

1~2 years after being born in Anyang City, Gyeonggi Province, I moved to the neighboring Gwacheon City. My memories started from Gwacheon. I was awkward about taking photos until just before debuting, so I hardly have any childhood photo. It’s hard to find photos from back then. When you take photos, you have to stand still. I hated hearing “Wait, let’s take just one photo!” and having to stand still.

My favorite thing in kindergarten days was the popular dinosaur character game back then. We only had one game but my hyung hogged it all, so I really wanted to play it at that time. I don’t know if it’s the reason why I like games now too.

I was a vigorous child in elementary school. After school, I would go play with my friends and come back at dinner time, then do my homework and sleep. It was my routine. I had a lot of friends too. We would only play every day and not study at all (laughs). My favorite subject was Physical Education. It’s the exact opposite to now (laughs). I liked running, swimming, tennis and also golfing that my father taught me how to play. He likes snowboarding and skiing so he often takes me to the ski resort, and I started from that. Although my father frequently went on business trips, when he came home, he would play his favorite sports with me. He often took me abroad too. Japan, Europe, Australia,.. But I’m not very into travelling so it felt like I was half-forced (laughs).

I talk with my 2-year-older hyung every day. We play games together and talk about this and that, it seems like our relationship got even better than before.

Grew up to be a hesitant guy in front of the opposite sex due to going to all-boy middle & high school!?

I was too into gaming since 1st year of middle school so I didn’t go out to play (laughs). Me and my friends kept staying in the PC room to play games in summer break. 

My best friends are friends from middle school. The relationship between us four people is quite good, even after we went to study higher, we would go to the valley and play together in summer break and go snowboarding in winter break. Even now we still contact each other every day and contend for each other’s old men’s jokes (laughs)

In terms of music, I liked Lee Seunggi sunbaenim’s ‘Delete’, KCM sunbaenim’s ‘Black & White Photos’ and Turtles sunbaenim’s ‘Airplane’. I also listen to Buzz sunbaenim’s music often so I like rock ballad even until now.

Since I went to all-boy school for both middle and high school, I had absolutely no contact with girls for 6 years. Even after going to university, I still couldn’t look into girls’ eyes. I would drop my eyes low and “Hey, how’s it going?” (laughs). I met an easy-going friend in university so he mended that manner too. He hit me and said “I told you to look in the eyes and talk!”… But still, I fit in better with guys (laughs).

The path to become a singer through scouting
Currently taking music composing with seriousness!

In 1st year of high school, my dream was to become a newspapers reporter to stand by the second-class citizens’ side. I used to read newspapers articles every day. The dream of becoming an actor was born in my 2nd year, after watching Kim Namgil-ssi in the drama ‘Queen Seondeok’. I was touched and thought that, I wanted to make people cry with my acting too. So I entered the Film Major in university .

3 months after entering, I was scouted and became a trainee. The rapper line was in the company already, and Jungkook joined 2 days after me. I came into the practice room and saw a kid with eyes like Bambi standing, I asked ‘…Who is this?’ and he stood up and said ‘Oh! My name is Jeon Jungkook!’. Even when I told him ‘Sit down,’ he said ‘Oh no! I’m okay!’ (laughs). The one with deepest first impression would be Namjoon who was practicing dancing. It was my first time seeing someone practicing dancing since I was born, so I thought ‘Wow, he’s a trainee. Cool.’

As I trained, I went to eat with other trainees as well and enjoyed my trainee life. I liked dancing back then. But after debuting, I heard people saying ‘He can’t dance’ so I lost my confidence… Despite that, thanks to ARMYs who always tell me ‘It’s cute’, ‘You did a great job’, I regained my confidence and now, it seems like I can dance.

My life right now is great, and I’m satisfied with being in BTS. My interest in music started after I met the members. Back in debut days, I couldn’t even think I can write songs. Thanks to the influence from our members, I’m now continuing to write songs. Even though they aren’t at the level of being put into albums yet, I got good responses and am working hard right now.

If someday the chance comes, I want to try acting. V is doing that now so I’m happy with it. Compared to acting,  I want to improve my skills in singing and performing more. It’s physically draining but I feel the joy in it.

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things the zodiac signs do when you're friends with them

Aries: the friend who chews like a dinosaur in jurassic park and talks themselves into a rage once you’ve mentioned something they know a lot about, unintentionally addresses you with wrong names several times a day

Taurus: always buys gifts for you and lends you books and cds and gives you their food without you even asking for it, it’s a bit awkward but endearing

Gemini: accidentally drunk calls you instead of their mom, cries over dog pictures at 2 AM at sleepovers and makes you wonder why you even invited them

Cancer: sends you a ton of snaps of their cat and artsy photos of the water when they’re in the bathtub

Leo: drinks so hasty the drink dribbles down their chin, burps really loud and doesn’t even care you’re staring at them

Virgo: buys truck loads of washi tape (the expensive one) and cardboard with pretty patterns to make birthday and Christmas cards, gives the ugly and screwed up ones to you

Libra: puts their hand on your arm and hits you with their legs under the table when they want your attention, won’t stop until you tell them to

Scorpio: looks like they listen to you but doesn’t, stares at you for an eternity and then says something really weird like “ Did your teeth grow? they look bigger than they were yesterday. ”

Sagittarius: that one who’s so full of energy and in such a good mood everyday it makes you feel like a lifeless sack of meat next to them, the child your parents always wished they had

Capricorn: stays calm in almost every situation, a soft smile resting on their lips, a dreamy sparkle in their eyes when they look at you. it seems like there is nothing that can upset them. but when they get angry with you, oh boy. OH BOY better run

Aquarius: wears clothes no one else would buy and looks gorgeous, will support you in everything in everything you do even if you go through a super edgy emo scene hardcore neon anime xD sOrANdom phase they’ll give you a thumbs up and say “You do you, buddy.”

Pisces: squeals and laughs and talks and argues way too loud in public and doesn’t even care when you tell them to be a bit more quiet they’ll get even louder just because they can and they enjoy embarrassing you

Were dinosaurs really just giant birbs

I mean I know birds have dino genes and therapods had feathers but like

Birds came from tiny dinos like aeopteryx and you all are just turning t rexes into jumbo-sized sparrows

That’s why I married you {Kim Jongdae Drabble}

Chen and #22 (I don’t know why I married you) please? Thanks <3

Note: There was so many possibilities for this. I was going to do something really angsty and sad, but I’m not capable of doing that to Chen so instead I wrote something fluffy for our favorite dinosaur. Fighting!~ Mami

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used.

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

Originally posted by jonnasexoticworld

You felt unsettled as the sheets of the bed shifted around you at the crack of dawn. It must have been around three am, because darkness still filled the skies outside on the warm summer night. You groaned, stretching out your palm to seek the warmth of your husband to grasp nothing but thin air.

The lack of company brought you back to consciousness. Beside you, Jongdae had placed himself on the corner of the bed, head hanging low as he sat, looking as though he was experiencing the saddest emotions all at once.

“Jagi?” You questioned, voice hoarse from tiredness.

“Huh?” He seemed shocked by your voice. He turned around, looking at you with worrisome eyes. “Why are you awake, honey? It’s late.”

“I could ask you the same thing.” You responded. He looked worried about you, but you were more worried about him. The darkness around his eyes was only growing, and he seemed more restless than usual. He could fool the other members, and the fans, the power of makeup and a brave face is enough - but not for you, never for you.

“I’m just not tired.” He shrugged, but you could see the lies behind his eyes.

“Don’t like to me Jongdae, what’s wrong. Really?”

He sighed, running a hand through his freshly dyed brown hair. “This CBX comeback… I’m just nervous. What if it all goes wrong? I mean, the fans already annoyed about it because SM are calling the ‘first sub unit’ when we used to have ‘exo m’ and ‘exo k’ I mean, I understand their annoyance, but what if this is just going to-”

“Kim Jongdae.” You sat up, voice soft. “You’re going to be amazing.”

He smiled, but he didn’t look any calmer. “Thanks Jagi, I know I can always count on you.”

“Come on.” You said, getting out of bed, wearing only a shirt and underwear.

“What are you doing?” He asked

“I said come on!” You grinned at him, and finally, he obeyed. Getting off the bed with less enthusiasm than you had, but doing it nonetheless.

The two of you snuck past the other rooms in the exo dorms, exhaling loudly when you finally entered the soundproof kitchen. It had been soundproofed when Kyungsoo started doing a lot of movie roles and wouldn’t come back until early hours of the morning. He’d constantly wake up the other members trying to quietly cook himself after not eating all day, that was until the band finally persuaded the company to soundproof the kitchen.

“What are we doing, {y/n}” Jongdae asked, crossing his arms as he watched you with a raised eyebrow as you started reaching for ingredients in the cupboards.

“We’re going to make a cake.” You told him.

“You’re crazy. We’re in our underwear, the others might come down.”

“Live a little, dae.” You teased, “Now are you going to help be reach the flour or am I going to have to start climbing on the counter?”

“I’m coming”

It wasn’t until you stated to make the cake that Jongdae began to smile. He seemed to loosen off, forgetting about his responsibility. You could visibly see the way he laughed freely, living as a normal person and not Chen of EXO with a reputation to withhold.

You loved the way he wrapped his arms around you, dancing his way around the kitchen just to see you smile.

When you finally put the cake in the oven and had made the gloppy, white icing for the top. You collapsed into Jongdae’s arms, pressing your face into the nape of his neck as tiredness over washed you.

“Are you tired baby?” He questioned.

You muffled a response, and he laughed, somehow understanding what you were saying.

“I don’t know why I married you,” he teased, “You’re too good for me. You deserve something so much better.”

You pulled away from him, “Nothing gets better than Kim Jongdae.”

He shook his head, still chuckling. “Why is it after all this time, you can still make be blush like a teenager?”

“I just have the effect.” You giggled, your face lighting up as the timer chimed, telling you the cake was done.

You pulled it out with care, then left it on the side. “How about we finish this in a few hours? I think we should go back to bed. It’s like 5am or something stupid.” Jongdae reasoned, you nodded.


You both went back upstairs, a brighter a perspective, and to your happiness, Jongdae finally got a few hours at least of the shut eye he’s been in such desperate need of.

“Kim Jongdae and {your full name}! I don’t want to know what has gone on in that kitchen, but I’m not tidying it up!” You groaned as you heard the leader himself shout up the stairs.

“What does he think we’ve done? All we did was make a cake.”

“Let’s leave that to his imagination.” Jongdae grumbled, pulling you in close to his side, eyes still closed and comfortable with you at his side.

That’s why he married you.

Because he’s his strongest when you’re at his side.

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I know it’s insane!! During our love is god it was really cool bc in the end when he’s about to shoot Kurt he really softly and sweetly sings “we can start and finish wars, we’re what killed the dinosaurs” and then the music picks up and he suddenly gets loud and angry and practically shouts “WE’RE THE ASTEROID THATS OVERDUE” and then after he shoots Kurt he’s like, breathing all heavy and gets soft again when he says “our love is god” and then there’s like a slow escalation of rage/intensity up until the last “our love is god” ffffff it was SO GOOD

“Is Bruce in here?” Tim figured he might be— Bruce spent a lot of time in the children’s wing of Wayne Enterprises. There were a dozen or so kids in daycare most weekdays, and Bruce liked to hang out.

Tim liked to hang out too. They had nice snacks, and he’d known most of the kids since they were toddlers. And sometimes naps were mandatory.

“Conference call,” Damian told him. (For someone who claimed to hate naps, snackfood, kids, and humanity in general, Damian also spent a lot of time in the children’s wing.) “I don’t know where.” 

He went back to what he was doing, which was arranging a set of pewter soldiers into a complex model of a battlefield, presumably for the benefit of the preschooler sitting next to him. 

“What’s this?”

“The Battle of Issus, 333 BC.”

“Right, obviously.” Tim decided he was curious, so he settled down on the mats to watch.  Damian finished his model; he pulled a marker from the art table and used it as a pointer. 

“Okay. This is the Macedonian army, outnumbered but in the better tactical position, south of the Pinarus River. Their leader is Alexander the Great. And this—” He pointed to his enemy line. “—is the Achaemenid Empire. They’re about to lose.”

Damian tapped his marker on the Macedonian right. “This is the companion calvary, Alexander’s elite force, and they—” he cut off when he noticed his pupil digging in the toy bin, clearly distracted. The kid came up with a battered Transformer, which he set behind Damian’s lines. 

“Elliot. Alexander did not have robots.”

“But,” said Tim, rummaging through the box himself, “did he have wizards?” He pulled a bearded magician out of the tub and held it up for Damian to see. 

“You know he didn’t.”

Tim passed the wizard to Elliot. “But what if he did?”


“How would that go?”


“Abracadabra, Alexander!” Elliot yelled, gleefully smashing through Damian’s entire left flank.

“Damn it, Drake.” Damian sighed in frustration— not quite the rise Tim was hoping for, but still something. He dropped Elliot’s discarded robot back into the box.

“I don’t know what you were expecting,” Tim told him. “Elliot’s four. He’s too young for— what is this— military history?”

“He was doing fine before you showed up.” Damian started to re-erect his soldiers, but he gave it up after Elliot came in for a second pass. “Which is typical, isn’t it?”

“Good one.”

“Thank you.” Damian crossed his arms. “Fine. I’ll bite. When is he supposed to learn this kind of thing?”

“High school? Maybe never.”

“That can’t be right.”

“Have I ever lied to you?”

“Frequently.” Damian rolled his eyes. “I’m getting a second opinion.”

“I’ll wait.”

Damian checked the room for potential allies. “Thomas?” he called over his shoulder, “You learned military strategy as a kid, right?”

Duke looked up from the book he was reading to a pair of kindergardeners. “Just you, man.”

“Told you.” Tim fished a bag of plastic ninja from the toy box and arranged them pointedly into a row. “How are you still surprised by this kind of thing?”

Damian glared at him. “Okay, first of all? I’m not a— hold on a second. Elliot!”

Elliot froze with a large, plastic dinosaur held aloft over the battlefield. He drew it sheepishly back to his chest. “Sorry.”

“Not in the calvary wing,” Damian told him. “You’ll scare the horses.”

“Here?” Elliot pointed to the front of the phalanx.



“Aim for his center.” Damian turned back to Tim. “Anyway. Why are you still talking to me? I thought we had an agreement about unnecessary contact.”

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Not a Costume Party

Originally posted by jurassicparkfilms

Prompt by @mouserzwuzhere: Owen and reader go to a Halloween party as Fred and Wilma Flintstone… because dinosaurs.

A/N: AGH sorry school got super crazy before Halloween, so please enjoy my very late Halloween story.  I know I haven’t written in a while, so I’ll try to fix that.  I really enjoyed this one, because it was nice to write a character as truly awkward as I am.  Anyway, hope y’all like it!


“I look so dumb,” you whisper.

“You look fine,” Claire replies.

“Claire, don’t lie to me,” you say.  “I look so dumb.”

“It’s not your fault that I didn’t get the memo,” she says.  

“Didn’t get the memo?” you fume.  “You’re the one who told me to dress up.  You even picked out my costume!”  You gesture to the short, white dress you’re wearing, an oddly sexy version of a Wilma Flintstone costume.  

You had thought the idea was cute, but now that you were here at the Jurassic World crew party and you were the only one dressed up, you felt anything but cute.

“(Y/N), relax,” Claire says.  “You look adorable.  The dress looks good on you.  You know who’ll like it?”


“Owen.”  You roll your eyes, trying to appear nonchalant.

“You’re ridiculous.”

“You like him, right?”

“Is this payback?”

“For what?”

“I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking.”

“(Y/N), trust me,” Claire says.  “It’ll all be-”

“Claire, I thought you said this was a costume party!”

You look up at the sound of Owen Grady’s voice.  It takes a couple seconds for you to process that not only is he shirtless, but his shorts are orange with black spots.  

And then it hits you.  He’s Fred Flintstone.

And all the pieces click together in your brain.

You turn to Claire, who’s doing her best to hide a growing smirk.  She looks down at her phone and puts it up to her ear.

“Sorry, I have to take this call,” she says.  You glare at her as she walks quickly away.  Liar.  You could almost swear you see a skip in her step as she exits the room.

“Claire told you to dress up too?” Owen says.  You take a deep breath and turn to face Owen, doing your best to keep your eyes focused on his face, instead of…other things.

“Yep,” you say calmly.  “I’m guessing she also picked out your costume?”

“Yeah,” Owen says, a little sheepishly.  As people pass, they stare at Owen and you’re suddenly very grateful that Claire opted for something slightly more conservative for you.  “I see we’re matching.”

“Yes,” you say.  “I think Claire had some ulterior motives tonight.”

“Oh?” Owen asks, raising an eyebrow.  “Like what?”  Your eyes widen as you realize that you’ve said more then you meant to.  

“Um…” you say, grasping for words.  “Well…she picked a super revealing costume for you.  She probably just wanted to…check out your…rocking bod.”  You cringe at the words coming out of your mouth, hoping that a hole opens up in the ground and swallows you up.

“You think I have a…rocking bod?” Owen smirks, his tone amused.

“I think Claire thinks you have a rocking bod,” you backpedal.  “Also, can we stop saying the phrase rocking bod?”

“You started it.  Plus, I think you’re wrong.”


“About Claire’s ulterior motives.  I think she’s trying to set us up.”

“For a crime?” you ask stupidly and Owen laughs.

“I think you know what I mean, (Y/N),” Owen says.  

“Maybe you’ll have to spell it out for me,” you reply.

“Claire thinks we’d be good together,” Owen says.

“Claire also thought that she could create genetic dinosaur hybrids and everything would be okay,” you quip and Owen laughs.  

“Well, do you agree with Claire?” he asks.

“No, I think genetic dinosaur hybrids are disastrous,” you reply.  “Too much probability involved with the genetics-”


“What about you?” you challenge.  “Since you’re the one that brought it up.”

“I think we’d be great together,” he says matter-of-factly.

“I…what?”  Owen smiles and raises an eyebrow.  “Oh…um…yeah.  Okay.”

“Okay?” Owen teases.  “That sounds so enthusiastic.”

“I don’t…” you trail off.  “It’s just that….you’re so…I don’t-”

“Can I just kiss you know?” Owen asks.  “Unless you want to keep rambling.”

“No, please, go ahead,” you say, leaning forward.  “I didn’t know what to say anyway.”

I Like Into the Speedforce and I Totes Ship WestAllen

Barry isn’t looking for distance from Iris, he is looking for distance from his own feelings and the way they have been driving him to make mistake after mistake since his father was killed. 

He still hasn’t learned his lesson from Run Away Dinosaur. He’s closer, he’s grasped the fact that he can’t be driven by his fears, but he doesn’t know how to do that. 

What he needs is time to be calm and think and not be a slave to his emotions. This is actually really interesting. I like this episode, probably the only WA shipper that did.

Time For Us (Zach Mitchell x Reader) Part II

Zach cast you another look as you flashed him your encouraging smile, urging for him to stay in the line to go on the ride with Gray. You were waiting in line with them for the gyrospheres, and as newly found soulmates, you both were a bit reluctant in leaving each other.

Already, with your guidance they had seen the T-Rex, the mosasaur (which soaked you all, but was still exciting every time!) and had chances for exclusive hands on experience with some dinosaurs. Gray was super excited to check out everything and learn as much as he could, while Zach was glued by your side trying to learn as much as he could about you. To you, both of them were really sweet.

You could feel Gray tug your arm, as you turned to look at him. “You know usually by now, Zach’s staring a group of girls. I think this shows how close you two are going to be!” His face scrunched up for a moment as he thought. “Maybe we could go on something else, I feel bad for split you two up…”

“Don’t be silly,” you exclaimed, ruffling his hair. “Coming to Jurassic World with exclusive VIP wristbands is hard to come by, I want you and Zach to enjoy every single part of it to the best this place can offer.” 

“I want to spend more time together,” Zach said, reaching over and grabbing your hand. Your eyes were immediately drawn to your intertwined fingers before meeting his irresistible brown eyes. “We just started to get to know each other.”

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did you know i had an anti dinosaur arrow

i sure didnt but im not complaining it turns out dinos really hate the sonic arrow but i can just take out my hearing aids and use as many as i want mwahahaha how do you like me now you prehistoric assholes

My first Liveblog begins now! The show I have chosen is Steven Universe. I have heard quite a few good and interesting things about it, but am mostly going into this blind. I don’t even know the names of the main characters! What I do know is…

1: It’s about magical living rock people. I am quite interested in this because growing up, geology and precious stones were my obsession,  where other kids had dinosaurs and space. So this maaaaay end up being the show I wish I had growing up.

2: It’s very heavy on the LGBT themes. This fascinates me due to this being a family cartoon on Cartoon Network. Is it really written tactfully and with care, or is it gay just because it can be? Time will tell.

So yes, as I begin the first episode, please be respectful and don’t spoil anything. Heck, I don’t know if there is anything TO spoil. All I know is that I want to experience the whole of this show for myself.

Also, Tumblr still hasn’t fully unlocked for me yet (this is my very first time using the site) and I’m REALLY hoping I can come back and sort this first episode all nice and tidy retroactively.

Let’s begin!

What I don’t understand is why adults always told me as a child that I will grow out of liking “All that kid stuff” and like? I haven’t? I still love colouring books? I still love playing with shaving cream? I still love those little eggs in the dinosaur oatmeal kids packs? I still love cartoons? I still love videogames? I still sing twinkle twinkle little star sometimes because sometimes it pops into my head?? 

Why did adults tell me that I would grow out of these things when really it;s society that bullies you into abandoning them? 

I mean all of this stuff is 100% harmless and yet if I’m accused of being childish it;s supposed to be a bad thing? 

I don’t know about you but I’m happy when I hear someone in their 20s say they have pokemon cards from when they were a kid or still have that one Yugioh deck they hand crafted and spent eons perfecting in a drawer somewhere and can tell you exactly how badass it is even now.

I hope we never give up on all this kid stuff.

I hope we never consider it childish to want to colour with sidewalk chalk or to make gummy works crawl on objects.

Humans aren’t meant to stop playing and maybe it’s a bad thing that a lot of us were told that we were supposed to when we got older.