i know this is late but i was bored so

Idk why I made this

Friend: You’re so emo.
Me: Ha! Yeah..
Me internally: Would you stop calling me that?

Friend: You’re always late and never show up anymore. I’m surprised you even got out of bed this morning.
Me: ..ha, yeah. I guess I’m just tired in the morning..
Me internally: I can’t fall asleep anymore. I don’t want to go to school anymore because I know you all will just make fun of me.

Friend: You’re always so quiet! Just talk!
Me: …
Me internally: Leave me alone! I don’t want to talk! I’ve had a rough day, can you just leave me alone?!

Friend: Why did you write all these cringey band on your notebook?
Me: I was bored..
Me internally: These aren’t “cringey bands”, they’re amazing and help me drown out all my negative thoughts.

Friend: What are those marks on your hand?
Me: I don’t know..
Me internally: Stop asking me that! Stop I don’t want to tell you!

Friend: You’re so weak.
Me: Guess I should work out more.
Me internally: Please stop.

Friend: Wow you actually wore color. That’s weird.
Me: …
Me internally: I hate black, but of course you wouldn’t know that.

Friend: Ha, yeah, you should just go kill yourself.
Me: …ha…
Me internally: I almost did once.

Friend: Why are you so secretive?
Me: I’m not.
Me internally: I just don’t share things with people who break me and make me cry at night.

Hello sweeties! When I went through the IB programme, sometimes I felt so overwhelmed by all the reading, work, presentations and everything we had to do. So here are my tips to help you manage your time wisely ♥

Write things down:
It can be an agenda, a board, a calendar, post it notes. ANYTHING where you write down all the things you have to do. I always recommend planners and calendars because you can check the overview of a months and keep track of dates.

Make a to-do list:
This one is just for the day. If you get overwhelmed sometimes (like me) about all the things you have to do, this will help. Youc an start with an easy task to get your momentum going, or with a difficult one to get it over with. You have to find what works for you and know your priorities.

Set aside leisure time:
You NEED relax time. you know that right? there’s nothing else worse than a burnout so set alarms every 30min or so and go do your favorite activity for a little while. 

Know yourself:
What I mean by this is work at the time that you feel best at. Work in a place that you feel comfortable in. If it’s 10pm and you’re tired, don’t go to your bed and lie down to read your boring theory book.

Don’t procrastinate:
Seriously. I know this too well. Especially if you’re a perfectionist, all you’re going to do whine and cry about the work that needs to be done, but that doesn’t help. Break down your tasks and start little by little!

Keep your materials with you:
This is something that has worked for me bc some people tend to be late or class doesn’t start at the time or I’m waiting for an appointment, so if I’m bored or have a little spare time, I can read a book or handout because I have it with me!

I wrote each one of these personally, so please don’t repost. I hope this helps you, and remember to use your time wisely! If you have any questions, don’t hesitate on messaging me ^_^ © freepic icon

Love, Yumi ⏰

I want to be so in love, every time you kiss you never want to stop so you just keep giving each other little kisses. I want to be so in love, you don’t have to worry about them leaving because you know for a fact they wouldn’t leave you. I want to be so in love, you never second guess how they feel for you. I want to be so in love that it’s just an endless conversation, you never get tired of talking to them, you stay up late and wake up early, you never get bored, you can talk about anything and everything…
—  I want you to love me the way I love you
Out of Ten - Sherlock x Reader

This idea came to me late, late at night.

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

It had become a habit, somehow for you to rate things Sherlock said on a scale of 1-10 depending on how okay they were to say. Usually, he was stuck below six.

“Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.”

“Three.” You stated, not looking up from your phone.

Sherlock sent you an apologetic shrug.

“For the sake of law and order I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship.”

“Two!” You blurted, a little shocked yourself.

“You know, (Y/n), sometimes I do wonder how this funny little scale of yours works.”  Sherlock commented one day while he sat flipping through some papers.

“Oh?” You asked, focused more on John’s blog which you were scrolling through than the current conversation.

“Yes.” He threw the papers aside, his full attention now resting on you. “For example, some things get a look of shock from most people but you only give me a six.”

“Well, like what?”

“Well,” Sherlock stood up, “Say I said, ‘Oh this murder is impressive! Beautiful! Gorgeous!’ What would you rate that?”

You laughed, closing your laptop, “Five.”

Sherlock’s eyebrow twitched, a smirk appearing on his lips.

“You aren’t as boring as I first thought.” He said, giving you an expectant sideways look.


“I’ve even started to enjoy having you around.” Sherlock, strode towards you, slowly.

“Nine…” You said, a little bit confused.

“You might even say,” He said, standing over you, “That I’ve become attached to you.”

You didn’t say anything, just stared up at this strange, strange man.

“I’m going to need a rating.” Sherlock said with a smirk.



He leaned down, taking your face in his hands and pressed a kiss to your lips. It was fast and confusing, but it was heat and fire and electricity. It felt right, strangely, like there was no where else that conversation could have gone.

Sherlock pulled away from you, staring at you with his head tilted, pondering.

“Twelve.” You stated and a grin burst onto Sherlock’s features.

“Oh good, that’s reassuring.”

“Oh I bet.” So you leaned up and kissed him again, your smile melting into his.


Suga Kenta and Kimura Tatsunari
Livedoor Interview Translation

Translation continues under the Read More.  It’s important to note the actual interview took place about a month ago, it’s just this second part is now finally published.

Q: This will be my third interview with the two of you after the re-run “View from the Top,” and “Karasuno, Revival!” 

Kenta: Whoo! [applause] Thank you each and every time!
Tatsunari: That’s right, and for this particular production…
Kenta: Whoah whoah, no, too fast! [laughs] They haven’t asked us anything yet!

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Shots Fired

Word Count: 2440

Pairing: FBI Agent Dean x Pharmacist Reader

Warnings: Language, Violence, Some Angst, Some Fluff

A/N: Written for @dancingalone21 ‘s funny quote challenge. My quote was: “That attitude right there. That’s why I always got the extra cookie.” Also written for @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms Shit My Patient’s Say challenge. I used a ton of quotes from that one. They’re all bolded. 

A/N 2: Unbeta’d and unedited. Probably a shit ton of mistakes. My bad.

A/N 3: Most/All of the stories in here aside from being robbed (at gunpoint anyway) have happened to me in my career. More than once. Fun times. 

You left your 12 and a half hour shift at the pharmacy over 30 minutes late. Some asshole had decided to wait until 9:00 to come get their prescription filled that they needed right that second. Of course, they’d had the prescription in their hand for over three weeks. Not that you could turn them down. Your district manager would surely find out and chew your ass out for it the next day.

Grabbing your bags and sliding out of your car you realized Dean wasn’t home yet either. Your husband’s Impala was nowhere to be seen. Ever since he’d taken a job as an FBI agent, he’d been working crazy hours too. The two of you barely saw each other anymore and it sucked. Sighing, you trudged into the house and dropped your stuff, kicking off your shoes. You made your way into the kitchen, grabbing all the junk food you could find and a bottle of Captain Morgan before throwing yourself in a heap on the couch.

You were mindlessly watching TV when Dean came home, discarding his jacket and tie before he lifted your legs and sat down, resting your legs in his lap. “Rough day?”

“Whatever gave you that idea?”

“The completely eaten bag of chips, the leftover ketchup on the plate where you probably had a frozen cheeseburger, oh and the uh…half drunk bottle of Captain Morgan that was totally full yesterday.” Dean pointed to the bottle in your hand and you rolled your eyes, sarcastically scoffing into the air.

“Good job, detective.

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Close as Strangers: Chapter 11

Close as Strangers: Chapter 11

Word count: 6.2k

Genre: High School au, angst, smut  

This is dedicated to one of my best friends, thank you for being my friend and putting up with my weird ass. Thank you for reading my works and helping me want to keep writing even when I feel overwhelmed. Love you to death @kae-popx have a wonderful birthday, you deserve it! 

Chapters: one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten

Originally posted by sugutie

You and Yoongi were bringing your stuff down to the foyer when the doorbell rang. You had woken up only about fifteen minutes ago. You were so tired but you lazily went and opened it to a sleepy looking Jungkook. He smiled and walked in, giving you a kiss and brushing hair from your face.

“Morning, Jungkook.“ you rubbed the sleep from one eye.

“Hi, love. Do you want some help with your bags?” He asked. He became very smiley all the sudden. His hand suddenly slid down your back and cupped your ass, squeezing it quickly. All you could do was gasp and he was out the door with one of your bags. Yoongi had already taken his but came back for his pillow and backpack.

“You okay, Y/N?” Yoongi asked.

“Yeah,” you unfroze, you were definitely awake now. You grabbed your backpack and blanket. Then you and Yoongi said goodbye to your parents and his parents.

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Stydia meme: [1/1] Underrated scene
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nyanberri  asked:

What if lil' Tsubaki says his first word and it's Mahi-Mahi??

I am so sorry this is a late reply @nyanberri​ forgive me.

But that’s adorable I think. ^^ But you know what else? What if baby Tsubaki had trouble saying “Mahi” or “Mahiru”? So he just says “Ma” or even “mama??” :D


“He’ll get bored of saying it eventually….”

I couldn’t get this idea out of my head, once I think of it, I can’t be stopped lol. I hope you enjoyed this!!! :D Also baby Tsu Tsu has said “bye! bye!” in other comics haha~


also bonus haah I made a gif because I can:

Now I can feel slightly less guilty about the lack of update on this au, I have another comic in progress so it should be done soon?? ^^; Thanks for the ask!

Edit: How can I be so forgetful!!!?? wonderfulchaos69 made a fan fic awhile ago about the kids calling Mahiru “mom” You guys should read it if you enjoyed this, the fic is wayyyyy cuter than the crack I made above. Haha~ Please and thank you! :D 

speaking of the mcelroys i watched the 6 episodes of mbmam with frances and even though i now know this to be untrue every time i see griffin he looks like…..the most unassuming kind of boring late 20s adult who you see in the printer room when your teacher asks you to go get a stack of papers but then he opens his mouth and every single thing he says is so chaotic that his alignment doesnt even fit on the chart

“Your wife is hot” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Here’s for you :), and I thank you very much ^^

Part two


The league discovered that Batman made files on all of them. Files in which were their secret identities, the way they could be defeated, and a all lot of personal details. And so they were…pretty mad at him. They felt like he betrayed their trust, while all he wanted to do was to make sure the World was safe. So the bat had to amend himself. He told all of them he was Bruce Wayne. And that’s the story of how a bunch of superheroes invaded your home. 

They first went to see the Batcave, which left you enough time to try and relax. It wasn’t everyday that you met the biggest superheroes of the World. You already encountered Superman, who was in real life Clark Kent, your husband’s best friend. You also were friend with Wonder Woman, having actually quite a lot in common with Diana Price. And your eldest son was friend with The Flash sidekick, Kid Flash, even though you never actually met Barry Allen, you felt like Wally told you enough things about him that you knew you’d probably get along. But the rest…Well, you were just super stressed. 

Of course, you knew all of them, extensively actually. You knew what they liked and didn’t like, their personality…Hum, you might have, MIGHT, read Bruce’s files on them. Curiosity. It was your biggest flaw. 

You heard them before you saw them. Granted, they were making quite a raucous. First entered Bruce, closely followed by The Martian Manhunter, J’onn J’onzz. Then came in Hal Jordan, one of the Green Lantern. Clark and Diana, who smiled warmly at you. The Flash who was…talking. So much babbling about everything he saw in the bat cave. There was so many things in the bat cave…After him was Arthur Curry, the dude who was speaking to fish, Oliver Queen and Dinah Lance, another power couple. Green Arrow and Black Canary. Finally came in the very stoic Hawkman and Hawkwoman. You knew a huge part of the league didn’t come, busy with their own things, and you were so thankful for it, as you were already freaking out quite a bit. 

You were sitting on a high chair around the kitchen counter with Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian when they finally noticed you guys’ presence. 

-Oh, and here are the robins. So they are yours after all. 

-Yes, they are. 

This three words made your three eldest very happy, as Bruce rarely stated like that that he considered them his sons. They knew he loved them, but he only showed it when they were almost head or emotionally in distress…

Flash came very quickly to shake their hands. And then he looked at you. You knew the spark in his eyes. Most men had it when they looked at you. It’s not that you were particularly beautiful, but there was an aura around you that just made you irresistible. You were rather charming, without even trying to be. 

-Wow…and who do we have here ?

Bruce approached you and went around the kitchen counter to sit next to you. He looked coldly at Flash, having recognize as well the spark in his eyes. He would never admit it, but Bruce was a very jealous man.

-My wife. 

Except for Diana and Clark, they all seemed stunned. What ? Batman had a wife ? How the…What ?! That guy ? But like, he smiled once every year and he was so…It was just crazy that he had a wife. It blew their minds. 

-You guys are going to catch flies if you keep your mouthes open like that. Y/N, you already know who they are, everyone, Y/N. My wife. 

Clark chuckled at his compatriots’ reaction, and Diana gave you a sorry look. You were slightly annoyed. Not because they all stared at you with curiosity, making you uncomfortable, but because it was clear that they didn’t know your Bruce at all. They were all surprised he had someone who loved him, because all they ever saw was his Batman side, and not even the good Batman side…You were actually kinda happy they came in your home, maybe they’d realize that there was more to the bat than met the eyes. 

-Hum, Alfred made fresh tea and coffee, and I baked cookies if…superheroes are interested in this kind of stuffs. 

You shyly said, trying to change the subject, and they all laughed frankly. Yes, superheroes were definitely interested in those kind of stuffs. They all sat around the counter and attacked what you and Alfred prepared for them.

You were bombarded by questions. Where did you met ? how the hell could you deal with him everyday ? Since how long where you together ? Blahblahblah. You tried to answer to everything, feeling Bruce’s loving and slightly amused gaze on you. 

You were kinda amused too, to be honest. Earth’s mightiest superheroes, interested in things as trivial as someone else’s relationship. 

-Hum…We met at a cafe, he tried to help me with a thief but I knocked the thief down with a chair… (happened in this fic thought it was fun to mix them a bit) 

-Which is what drawn me to her. 

The League was listening with attention. 

-I deal very well with him, thank you. I don’t appreciate what you implied there. He isn’t some kind of animal difficult to handle you know.

-Careful, she has a mean right hook. And our chairs here are very sturdy.  

Flash shifted in his seat awkwardly. You were looking at him coldly, knowing he was the one that asked the question, and damn he found you terrifying and sexy at the same time. He was very confused. 

-We’ll be having our ten years anniversary next months…And I’m sorry guys, I can’t remember any other questions you asked. 

Before any of the leaguers could say anything, J’onn talked. 

-We don’t have any more questions Mrs. Wayne. I’m sorry for my friends’…behavior. They’re usually more polite. 

He glared at the others, and they got the message. Batman was letting them in his personal life, trying to regain their trust, and they were being rude. After all, with his telepathic powers, he sometimes, not on purpose, caught glimpses of the real Bruce. A broken man, whom you mended carefully. A man that, if he didn’t had his full trust in them, would never have told them his identity. 

They apologized, suddenly understanding. Well, actually, J’onn told them with his telepathic powers, and they all felt a bit guilty. A bit, because they still remembered the files. 

-It’s alright really. I understand. After all, he knows a lot about you, and you didn’t even know he had a wife. So…Yeah. Hum. 

You smiled at them, and your natural aura all caught them. They instantly liked you. You just had that effect on people, and the one who couldn’t stand you were doing so just because they envied you. 

You all talked about light subject, avoiding League’s matter, and just talking about anything, like  friends. 

-Oh it’s already 4…Hum, I’m late. I’d gladly stay a bit longer, but I have work to do. Boring Wayne inc stuffs you know. Hope to see you all again. We could…like…have a big barbecue or something. 

You hugged Clark and Diana, and shaked a bit awkwardly everyone else’s hand. When it came to the Flash, you felt him shiver a bit under your touch, but had tact enough not to say anything. 

You gave a kiss on the cheek to your boys, and as you went to say goodbye to Bruce, he surprised you by kissing you passionately on the lips, in front of everyone. When he pulled away, your breath was quick, and you saw him giving Flash “the bat glare”. You smiled softly, and with a last peck on his lips, left. 

A silence installed itself, a silence that Flash broke. 

-Well, one thing is sure Bruce…Your wife is damn hot.

-I’m gonna kick you in the face. 

-Don’t talk about our mother like that. 

And that’s the story of how the Justice League started to really bond…and of how Barry Allen got that he shouldn’t say anything about the Batman’s wife, as his black eye reminded him the next day. 


Mods answer your questions!! (σ'∀’)σ*。・゜+.*.  I’m Toffee aka @klanceforthesoul​ and my partner in klance is @anetteloli​ and here are answers for some of the questions that are for us and not Keith and Lance!.


I don’t read fanfic anymore, for a huge-ass reason I don’t wanna bore you with here but I can recommend some fluff I’ve written?? ( °-°)シ ミ★ ミ☆

I’ll be your mothman 2,613

When Lance discovers that the reason Keith’s been so down lately is because he misses the mothman books and theories he left behind Lance decides to create Arus’ own mothman…

I Found Your Smile In The Rain.  1,518

Keith knows Lance smiles a lot but they don’t seem genuine to him. He wants to see Lance smile for real.

http://klance-net.tumblr.com/library - there’s more fluff here, not sure how they are but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Let Them Have The Ride Of Their Lives!36,838

Keith moves to Planet Altea to study in his new academy, (which it is Voltron) on the same day that he moved in he decides to explore his new living area when he finds a Blue Cat guy driving wildly a motorcycle. He finds himself in a situation where he’s somehow attracted to him and doesn’t know why until he finally meets him.

(Keep in mind! That this story has strong topics in it.) - HAVE FUN~(๑•̀-•́)و✧  Have fun crying  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 


as mentioned above I don’t read fanfic BUT I certainly do write it!!!

You want angst i got your angst!!

In The Shape Of A Boy 61,511

When Lance meets a boy in the middle of a rainy night he doesn’t expect to see him the next day at his new school, but, turns out the dude is an asshole.

Tragic memories and horrific events have changed them but can Lance find the truth behind Keith’s mask?. Can he learn to find happiness in a world that seems so keen on tearing it away from him?.

(read warnings on Ao3) 

The Hardest Part Of This Is Leaving You - 4,478

Forever is a farce.

Lance has been in a relationship with Keith since their college days, so why did cancer have to come to take him away?.

Inspired by ‘Cancer’ a cover by Twenty one pilots of a My Chemical Romance song.

(read warnings on Ao3)

remember to check out Anette’s fic too ( Let Them Have The Ride Of Their Lives! -  36,838)

More answers under the read more!! (^O^)~♪

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BTS Reaction #2- Ideal Types/What Type of Couple You’ll Be

 Note- Just a quick description in what I think the members would like and dislike in a partner and what type of relationship I see them being in.

HOSEOK-  The dancer of BTS would most surely need someone who is as optimistic as him.  Not that you have to be cheery 24/7 and as energetic as him, but he wouldn’t be able cope with someone who sees the glass as half empty rather than full.  I don’t see him having high standards, all he needs is someone who is kind and cares about him and I think he’ll be satisfied.  However, I do see him being very clingy.  Wherever he goes, he would want you to come as well.  If you can’t, best believe he will be blowing up your phone asking to facetime and chat.  Hoseok would not be able to be with someone who needs space, he wouldn’t understand the concept of you not wanting to be with him all the time.  Being his partner would be time consuming and I suspect he could get easily jealous.  However, your relationship would be very stable and I see him dating one girl for a very long time before actually popping the question.  I don’t think he would date around and he would be the least likely to cheat.  

  You guys are a more subtle version of Jin and his partner.  Unlike that couple, you would actually go out a lot and I see him taking you to the gym and dance practices.  He would always be talking about this new restaurant or cafe that he would like to take you to and there would be no shortages on how many shopping trips he would fund.  He would be a firm believer in couple clothing and it would be very rare to see one of you without the other close by.

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Originally posted by lovershub

JIMIN-  Jimin needs someone who would actually ground him.  I think his partner should be someone who is very trustworthy and would actually keep him home.  Not to say he is a child, but I think he would need a partner that would make him want to become a better man.  This means you must be mature and caring.  Jimin is the type of man who I think is easily seduced by other’s interest in him and thus I believe his other half must be a sort of strong person that wouldn’t let others walk all over them.  I really see him ending up with a noona.  He would find strong willed personalities really attractive and sexy but he wouldn’t be able to stand a partner that is always demanding to be taken care of.  Rather, he would like being taken care of.  You must be the type to take charge and confident in order to be seen as sexy in Jimin’s eyes. But I’m warning you, I think Jimin might be the type to cheat.  Not that he’s a bad person, but he knows others see him as attractive and it would be a bit too tempting to him not to use that power.  

  You guys are the couple that have everyone jealous.  Both of you are so confident and sexy, you were nicknamed the ‘it’ couple.  Jimin would brag about you to others, just because your so gorgeous and hard working.  You two would often be seen at parties or social gathering, having fun or just joking around with the other young members.

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Originally posted by lostinhistorypics

TAEHYUNG- This man will be partnered up with someone who is fun.  His future soulmate must be fun, funny, kind and sometimes a little bit quirky.  In some cases, opposites attract but Taehyung would need someone similar to himself.  He wouldn’t be able to stand someone who is always caught up in the same old schedule.  He would need someone who is spontaneous and willing to try out weird things.  He would hate it if his partner was someone who is always working and not giving him time.  He would love it if you were always looking for a new hobby or invention to take part in.  You would need to be weird enough to keep him interested.  Chasing butterflies one day and building scientific volcanoes the next.  Between you two, there is never a boring moment.

  You two are the couple that are always doing the weirdest things.  Pranks, weird food creations, constant odd challenges and late nights of doing nothing but talking to each other.  You guys are the type of couple to just randomly leave in the middle of the night for a weekend trip to Italy for literally no reason whatsoever.  

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

JUNGKOOK- Although young, I think he knows enough to have an idea of what he wants in a partner.  Jungkook can be a little awkward around others, so I think he would like it if his girlfriend or boyfriend was laid back and had some of the social skills that he lacks in.  You would need to be chill and calm, in order for him to feel at ease with you.  he would also love a person who is playful enough to be very close with his members.  He talked about his ideal type before, but I personally feel like the what he said before was too high of a standard even for him.  I totally see him with being with a tom boyish girl.  However, he is the youngest and is so used to be taken care of, I think he would need a someone who would cook or at least clean after him.  He would’t be able to stay with a person who doesn’t care after him.  Jungkook is also a virgo so I feel like he would be very stern with his standards. If you don’t fit them, he wouldn’t hesitate to break it off.  In conclusion, I think he would need someone who is laid back, fun and sort of boyish but at the same time someone who would take care of him behind closed doors.

  You guys are the couple that are more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend.  You tell each other everything and are always playing pranks on the other members.  Rather than sexts, you two send memes and derp pics to each other and share so many inside jokes.  But, at the end of the day, he comes home to you and shows the vulnerable side of the golden maknae and you take care of him.  Your relationship might be bit odd, but it works for both of you.

Originally posted by bangtan

Originally posted by atahaninan

Please like and follow.  I would love more requests for reactions and scenarios, if you have one please message me since my ask box is broken.

Heather sentence starters!

  • “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”
  • “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
  • “My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.”
  • “Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!”
  • “You know I’m always red.”
  • “People love you, but I know you.”
  • “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
  • “Call me when the shuttle lands.”
  • “Why are you such a mega bitch?”
  • “Why are you pulling my dick?”
  • “Do you take German?”
  • “You’ve been depressed lately.”
  • “Real life sucks people dry.”
  • “You wanna fuck with the eagles? You gotta learn to fly.”
  • “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing kumbaya one more time…”
  • “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
  • “It’ll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for a week.”
  • “I just killed my best friend/worst enemy.”
  • “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
  • “Grow up. Bulimia is so ‘87.”
  • “Oh god, make sure this never happens to me. I don’t think I can handle suicide.”
  • “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
  • “Watch it, you might be digesting food there.”
  • “Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?”
  • “Did you hear, school is cancelled today because two boys killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.”
  • “My son is a homosexual and I love him.”
  • “I love my dead gay son.”
  • “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “My love, there is a new sheriff in town.”

Scenario: This guy sitting behind me on the bus was harassing me and when you got on you came up, took the seat next to me and said “Hey sweetie, Mom wants to know when and where you want to meet them for dinner. I was thinking the diner down the road from us”
Pairing: Jimin | Reader
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,848
Author’s Note: I remember an anon asking me about Jimin stories, so I figured it was about time I got around to that. This may or may not be based on personal experience when I went to university in the city.


Public transportation, as it turns out, is the bane of your existence. You’d think that for someone who has undergone 2 years of the same routine, of keeping to yourself with your ear buds and notebooks and eyes glued to your phone screen for a majority of the ride into downtown, you would have gained a better hand in not attracting too much attention to yourself.

However, the hard jab into the back of your shoulder blades makes you almost think how much safer you’d feel if you had just decided to drive to school—sure, it may cost more and traffic sucks sometimes and driving in it of itself is so exhausting sometimes, but you wouldn’t have to—!

The voice starts as a murmur, drowned out by the steady beat of music ringing in your ears, and you think you might be able to ignore the man entirely before the jab comes back and actually hurts to the nature in which it’s right against a nerve. You flinch slightly upon contact, jerking away from the touch as you become reminded of your slight repulsion of physical touch—especially from people you don’t know very well.

Craning to look over your shoulder, you find yourself coming face-to-face with a man much older than you, his beady eyes giving off intentions for prying on individuals much younger than himself—who eyes you with so much possession that it makes your stomach churn. His gaze holds an expectancy that you wish to ignore, but are unable to do so now that you’ve given him some of your attention.

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Not The Same

Originally posted by supernaturalfreewill

Request: Could you write a Dean x reader fic where they’ve been together for a long time but things just aren’t the same anymore? Like they still care about each other but the thrill is gone and they don’t know where that leaves them. You know, something good and angsty ☺ pretty please with a cherry on top?

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word Count: 900ish

Warnings: language

A/N: Careful what you ask for…

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Just a Friend (Enoch x reader) [requested]

Anonymous said: Do you still take requests? If you do could you write an Enoch imagine where they’re sexually active in private but in public they do a lot of couple things like teens in high school where they like to make out a lot, hold each other in a touchy feely kinda way and it makes all the peculiars annoyed and/or disgusted (+cute awkward new guy Jake tries to befriend them)

Sounds fun! Let’s do it!

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