i know this is crap but i don't care

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

Thanks to @you-had-me-at-e-flat-major I wrote a piece that sounds like like how the worst burrito I’ve ever had tasted in b# minor.

Unfortunately musescore wouldn’t allow me to use 9 sharps so here you have my beautiful handwriting.

  • Tsunade: How did your mission go?
  • Kakashi: If I tell you now, does that mean I still have to do a mission report?
  • Tsunade: Don't ask stupid questions. Of course you still need to fill out a report.
  • Kakashi: In that case… you'll know in the next couple days.
  • Tsunade: *rolling her eyes*: That report better not be a one line summary either. None of this 'we laid down the law' crap either.
  • Kakashi: I thought that one was rather clever,
  • Tsunade: Your brand of clever is not appreciated on official reports. A full report, Kakashi, or I'll assign an ANBU guard to stand over your shoulder while you write it.
  • Kakashi: Seeing as I know most of the ANBU guards, I could just talk them into writing it for me.
  • Tsunade: I don't care, just so long as I have that report on my desk, with proper mission related detail, in two days.
  • Kakashi: *sighing*: Fine… But only because you didn't beam me in the head with a paperweight.
  • Tsunade: Sorry, I threw the last one at Genma earlier today.
Black Butler fandom...
  • Before chapter 128: Fucking brat Ciel better get what he deserves,that way he'll learn to treat his friends better!
  • After chapter 128: This poor baby,look at him!I know why he is so cold,so that they don't get hurt because of him!I know he's caring!

yardnoc3103  asked:

So Valentine's Day I had people asking about my plans and crap. Normally I ignore it, but one lady and her husband kept pestering me and demanded I tell them what I was getting my girlfriend. As a single male this was pissing me off because why do they care and they don't know me at all. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "I plan on buying him some lube." The look on their faces PRICELESS HORROR Walked away going "I shouldn't have asked, I shouldn't have asked." Didn't get in trouble

I know that I’ll never be as important to you as you are to me. I understand that I’ll always care more than you do. I get that I’ll never be enough to make you stay.

But that doesn’t mean I’m not dying inside because of it.

—  Sadly, I know
Livestream : Crankgameplays X Reader

A/N = authors note Y/N = your name Y/N/N = your nickname
Request : No
Warnings : Fluff
Fandom : Ethan Nestor X Reader
Gender : Female


Today is our charity stream for this month, I’m sitting on the couch next to Ethan and mark. “ you guys ready for another 12 hours?” Mark asked, “yup let’s do this!” I said excited, I love doing the charity streams with the team. Ethan smiled at how excited I was to be doing this, “can’t wait!” Ethan said still smiling. “Guy’s we already started” Tyler said giggling, “we know! We aren’t stupid!” Mark replied. Ethan puts his arm around my shoulder, everyone looked at us. “What?” I asked, “nothing” Mark replied smiling. “OK guys let get on with this!” Tyler said chuckling. “OK ok fine! Welcome to (this month)’s charity live stream! We are raising money for St. Judes children hospital! The link to donate is below. So please, donate our goal is $20,000” Mark stated so Tyler did not need complain anymore.


After awhile mark decided to start playing SpongeBob, me and Ethan looking through twitter in our streams tag, and Tyler was watching Mark. I saw some really good fanart of me and Ethan and I showed it to Ethan, he smiled at it and kissed me on the cheek and kept looking through the tag. “SHI…..ns, that’s what I was going to say shins” Mark said as he he fell off the platform in the game, we all looked at him confused. “Are we doing the swear jar thing again?” I asked, “yes! We literally discussed this before we started streaming!” Mark almost yelled. “We didn’t discuss it! You said it and we weren’t listening” said Tyler, “ very true” Ethan said agreeing.


We said that if we reached the goal, I would dye my hair (fav color). we reached the goal 5 hours in. “Go dye your hair (Y/N)” Tyler said, he was even excited to see my hair dyed. “Ya lets go ill do your hair for you babe!” Ethan jumped up, he was the most excited. We walked to the bathroom and he did my hair then went back out to sit on the couch. I washed out my hair and dried it, then went and sat on the couch. “Wow it looks amazing!” Mark said admiring my hair, “Ya eth did a great job” I replied and smiled at Mark. “It looks great, good job Ethan” Tyler said. “Thanks I think I did pretty good” Ethan said all proud, I turn so I’m looking at Ethan, “You did amazing babe” I said with a big smile plastered onto my face.


It was time to look and show off some amazing fan art with our live audience. “Girls come and sit behind the couch” Mark said and motioned behind him. Amy and Katheryn came and sat behind the 4 of us. “Oh that one!” Ethan pointed at one with Chica in it, Mark pulled it up on screen and it was Chica and all of us at the park. “I like that one” I said, it was amazing what people could do! Mark later pulled up one that was of me, Ethan and Chica. “Aw that ones cute” Amy said, “Ya the best part is my Chica” Mark replied, me and Ethan gave him a dirty look. After we went through all of the art, we decided to keep playing SpongeBob.


Every 30 minutes we would skype some of the people who donated. They were all so sweet. We heard just about everything, “You all are so amazing” “You and Ethan are really cute together” “You guys saved so manys lives” “Mark and Amy, you guys are so cute together”. I honestly don't care for all the attention, that’s Ethan’s thing.


A/N : Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed! I’m sorry I didn’t know how to end this, so that’s why the end is crap sorry. I’m slowly working on getting better with fluff. Don’t forget to follow and send me requests so more fanfics can get out. Love you all bye!

Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
  • Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
  • Christine: No thanks
  • Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
  • __________
  • Stephen: Crap
  • Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
  • Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
  • All the doctors: LOL you're not
  • Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
  • Christine: Fine...
  • __________
  • Stephen: .....I think I screwed up
  • Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
  • Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
  • __________
  • Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
  • Stephen: Okay
  • The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
  • Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
  • Mordo: *facepalm*
  • Stephen: I can't do magic!
  • The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
  • Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
  • _________
  • Wong: Here are some books
  • Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
  • Wong: You are not funny
  • _________
  • Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
  • Mordo: OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
  • Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
  • Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
  • __________
  • Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
  • Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
  • Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
  • Stephen: -_________-
  • ____________
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
  • Stephen: The ancient one is against him
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is the answer
  • Stephen: WILL YOU STOP?
  • Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
  • *Stephen gets stabbed*
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • ___________
  • Mordo: Cool cape man
  • The Ancient One: You will be defend New York, Master Strange
  • Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
  • Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
  • Mordo: Wait what?.....
  • __________
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE
  • Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
  • __________
  • Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
  • Stephen: Who am I to judge?
  • Mordo: KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
  • Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
  • ........
  • *Everything is destroyed*
  • Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
  • Mordo: We are doomed
  • Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
  • Dormammu: No, you die
  • Stephen: Nope
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: YES
  • Stephen: NO
  • Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
  • Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
  • Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
  • Stephen: Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
  • Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
  • Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
  • Mordo: B*** I'm out

Does anybody else ever think about that argument Clarke and Finn had about Bellamy and how she basically shouted at him, saying ‘I trust him’ and then the next episode he says 'you didn’t have to trust the grounders, you just had to trust me’ and then she had that look, because she knew exactly what he was referring to…. And then when Jasper and Finn went to blow up the bomb on the bridge in 1x10 she didn’t have faith that he would do it, so she bought everyone inside to hide from the grounders. Whereas with Bellamy she has always had faith that he would get the job done, also stating that she does frequently, even when the task is almost impossible and same with him with her…… And I don’t know where I was going with this…….. Um……. Bellamy and Clarke are in love.

white-hood-thuu  asked:

Oh my DAYS. If they wanted art without a running internal monologue they can bloody-well go to a gallery. Or you know, anywhere except for a BLOG site. We're here because we like to know how you're doing, even when you're not doing well. You don't need to answer this, I don't want to add to your stresses. Just wanted to express my rage xx

and like, i have an art-only blog which should be no secret? which exists precisely so people can see my art without having to deal with my crap? i think i might honestly be more angry than particularly upset about that specific message because even with an art-only blog that they could follow if they only care about my art they still felt it necessary to send me that guilt-tripping crap. for someone claiming to not want to deal with negativity they sure like spreading it. :/

thank you, it makes me feel much better to know that there are still plenty of people who aren’t too off-put by me being, well, the way i currently unfortunately am. it means a lot to me <3

anonymous asked:

Hi flock! 1. Damn your gif game is strong. *bows down* and the 2nd thing...I think, what did old man call her?, skipper? has already arrived in SA today. She was online at 1pm today and followed an actress who is shooting another show in CT (Troy: Fall of a City). Noticed it because I follow Bella Dayne and she followed MM back. OR it was total coincidence but what are the chances with her... or maybe they aren't in SA atm because it's easter week. I mean I don't know their schedule so...

Hi, boo! I’d bet my favorite pair of period panties and an IOU for a fuck to give that the visit has nothing to do with another production. I saw something about a marathon that may or may not be in the mix, but I didn’t look that closely because I have crap to accomplish today. (LIES. I just don’t care.) 

Holidays and dropping in on family events is An A++ way to put a spotlight on the shit you’re trying to sell and a while ago, my DeLorean brand crystal ball apparently barfed out a prediction that an Easter visit would be in order. 

I just hope that since they’re all on location and away from home that our two STRICTLY PLANOTIC BFFs and Third Wheel Skipper have a nice holiday meal together because if everything is as they say it is that shouldn’t be weird at all. May their Easter table be as friendly and full of familiarity and love as that table at the BAFTAs.

Oh, wait…

Originally posted by awkwardnarnia

I must have tripped and fallen into a vat of asshole again.

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the signs after a breakup
  • Aries: keeping themselves busy with little tasks but dying inside
  • Taurus: eat ice cream, sleep, wake up, cry, repeat
  • Gemini: plotting their death, will never get over it
  • Cancer: "lmao i don't even care i just wanna know why she would hurt me like that i loved her so much i trusted her with everything oH GOD WHYYYY" *breaks into tears*
  • Leo: is already with someone else
  • Virgo: wears black, posts depressing stuff on social media
  • Libra: "it's fine, i get it" doesn't get it and is a total mess
  • Scorpio: "I HATE YOU" the next day: "bby pls i want u back"
  • Sagittarius: enjoys being single because life is short and all that happy sag crap
  • Capricorn: does various analytical tests to see why they broke up with them but eventually just breaks down and cries
  • Aquarius: gets really angry and spreads hate about their ex
  • Pisces: is sad and cries for like, months

anonymous asked:

Li plz tell me you're not into the TD crap? Those idiots think everything Easter egg wise is about Beth and it's so obnoxious and I know you're not that obnoxious and just like why are you doing this and please come back to sanity before those morons make you stupid...

First off, I do not approve of the name calling. No matter if it’s something as childish as “butthead” or “idiot” or something along that line… That’s not cool. It’s degrading to insult people and call them names like that. Not okay.

Second, I’m not part of TD or Team Acceptance. I’m Team Fence. That means I’m in the middle. And what does that mean? It means that while I am able to accept that Beth Greene is gone, I also know that The Walking Dead is a post-apocalyptic horror fiction tv show. Keyword? Fiction. Meaning something that is often “literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary events and people.” AKA “If you got the imagination for it and can base it off of something real, you can do anything with it if you can prove what you’re saying/writing/filming has a believable explanation.” So, as long as whatever I’m watching or writing can prove what they’re going for and prove it in a way that makes bloody sense, then I can accept it. I may not like it, but I can accept that.

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