i know this is cheesy but hey

Sunshine

[Courferre week 2017, day 3, Light]

“Good morning!”

Combeferre might not be awake yet, but he still instinctually hides his face in his pillow. The sound of the curtains being thrown open makes him groan, but the daylight doesn’t reach him.

“Come on,” Courfeyrac chimes, walking up to the bed with bouncing steps. “I’m making breakfast.”

Combeferre mutters something that’s meant to be “ten more minutes”, but even to his own ears doesn’t sound anything like it.

Nevertheless, Courfeyrac replies immediately: “Well, maybe you shouldn’t have said ‘ten more pages’ last night.”

Combeferre groans and reaches out a hand without lifting up his head, making a grabbing motion in Courfeyrac’s general direction.

“No, no,” Courfeyrac laughs. “No pulling me back in bed again. It’s an out and about day! Look, the sun is shining.”

There is literally no one that Combeferre has ever loved the way he loves Courfeyrac. But that does not mean he understands him and Combeferre does not understand how someone that is capable of staying up until five in the morning on a random energy spike can be a morning person. To be fair Courfeyrac is also capable of going to bed at ten sharp because he is excited for tomorrow. Combeferre doesn’t really understand that either. He rolls onto his back and reluctantly opens his eyes. Courfeyrac is standing at the foot of the bed, smiling at him. Slowly blinking the sleep from his eyes, Combeferre smiles back. The sun is indeed shining.

“Breakfast and coffee ready when you are,” Courfeyrac chimes, blowing him a kiss before darting out of the room.

Combeferre sits up and glances at the window. The sun is shining out there too.

“Prom was invented just to make girls starve so they can fit in a dress and compete over a stupid title.”

“Uh –” Derek blinks, eyes his sister dubiously, “I’m not a girl?”

Cora huffs. “Whatever.”

In the kitchen Laura bursts out laughing. “Don’t worry.” She yells. “Cora is just jealous she will have to wait five years to go to her own prom.”

“I’m not going!” Cora yells back. “Prom is stupid, I don’t even know why you’re going,” she tells Derek, “it’s not like you know how to have fun.”

Derek raises an eyebrow while Laura just laughs harder. “Oh my god.” Their older sister says. “I stay away for six months and Cora turns into a sassy queen.” She walks into the living room, pretends to wipe at her eyes. “I’m so proud.”

“You two are ridiculous.” Derek says, turning around. “And I’m just going because Erica promised to pay me. With ice cream.” Then he gives Cora a wicked smile. “That I’m not going to share with either of you.”

“You are the worst brother!” Cora yells as he begins to climb the stairs. “And I hope you fall on your ass while trying to dance!”

“Can’t hear you!” Derek’s cell begins to ring. “Too busy getting ready to prom!”

Laura lets out a high-pitched laughter. “I love you two so much.”

Derek shakes his head fondly, closes his bedroom door behind himself just as Cora tells Laura to shut up. “Hey.” He answers the phone, collapsing on his bed. “What’s up?”

“Yo,” Stiles answers, “whatcha doing?”

“Listening to my sisters fight.” He says, snorting when he hears his dad start complaining about all the yelling and ‘no, Cora, I’m not letting you go to prom, you’re thirteen!’. “I’m gonna have to check the trunk of my car tomorrow night.”

Stiles laughs. “She’s not that good.”

“If you keep teaching her, she will be.” Derek blurts out, curses himself mentally when he realizes it came out harsher than he intended.

It’s just – sometimes he can’t help it. He’s known Stiles since they were four, Cora wasn’t even born then, but one day she turned eleven and Stiles became her new favorite person. Stiles couldn’t find it funnier and took Cora as his little apprentice. He even taught her how to cheat on Mario Kart.

He’s never taught Derek that.

Derek rolls his eyes, thinks about his little sister still downstairs pouting and trying to convince their dad that she’s old enough to go out. He shouldn’t be jealous of her, but the thing is – he grew up with two sisters, he knows how to share toys and food, but he doesn’t know how to share Stiles.

Because Stiles is his.

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Innuendos + Bonus Chat

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Request:

A Steve x reader where Tony makes really bad innuendos and Steve and the reader are to innocent to know what they mean


Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.

Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey’s favorite restaurant.

Scott: The one that spins?!

Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.

Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked,  it would take months before we can eat there!

Tony: Oh, honey. When you’re a billionaire, you don’t need to wait.

T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark

Tony: … Who uses hashtags in a chat?!

T'Challa: #ObviouslyNotYou

Peter: I would love to come but… I have to study for a test tomorrow.

Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven’t seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.

Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!

Tony: Just one night! You’re smart, Peter. You’ll do fine in your test.

Peter: I guess…

Rhodey: #BadDad

T'Challa: #TonySucksAtParenting

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hey, so the first campaign of the adventure zone is ending soon and honestly this podcast has had such a positive effect on my life

I started listening during a really rough and stressful time in my life and taz really helped me laugh it through those hard times.

the lgbt representation, namely the lesbian representation (for me at least) was so refreshing, and helped me feel better about my own lesbianism

I want to hear about what taz means to you guys.

I know this sounds cheesy, but I would love it if y'all could add to this thread with your favorite moment or why taz is important to you or how it had an effect on your life etc etc. As much or as little as you want.

thank you!

Being the youngest girl in Young Justice team would include:

- getting picked up Aqualad in his motorcycle after school so you can get to the cave.

- the kids in your school always wondering who that mysterious guy is. 

- “It can’t be her brother, cos she’s the only child !!”

- always hanging out with Robin because he’s the only guy near your age

- developing a habit of asking Robin to help you with homework, cos he’s just so smart

- Robin practicing the pick-up lines he learnt from Wally on you so he can judge their effectiveness from your expression when you hear them.

- “Hey y/n?” 

“Yes, Robin?” 

“Are you a camera? Cos every time I look at you, I smile.” 

“ROBIN, THAT IS SO CHEESY.”

- Wally trying the same ones on you, because he has no idea Robin already did.

- “Hey y/n! Sometimes I wonder if you’re a camera…” 

“Wally, you don’t exactly smile every time you see me, in fact, you frown when I steal your chips.”

- Wally gaping at your response, seriously wondering if you do have psychic powers.

- You and M’gann constantly having sleepovers in each others’ rooms.

- Whenever you have friendship problems, you always go to M’gann cause she always know what to say and what to do.

- M’gann asking if she could hang out with you to watch animated films because she feels awkward to ask Artemis.

- Artemis being the coolest big sister ever, playing chaperone whenever you throw a party. She even helps to prepare food, making sure Wally doesn’t steal any.

- Artemis insisting on always being your sparring partner, because the last time Superboy sparred with you… let’s just say you couldn’t go to school for a week because you had a limp.

- Superboy being very sorry because he underestimated his strength.

- Also, who knew Conner was great at playing the stalking overprotective big brother when you go out with a date?

- Secretly shipping all the possible couples in the team. Because the moment Zatanna arrived, you knew you had another ship to start sailing

Originally posted by behibak

- Basically, being spoiled and loved by all members of the team.

(including Batman and Superman worrying over you whenever you go out on any field missions with the others)

a/n: Hopefully the anon who requested this is happy :)) 

- kiera

MASTERLIST

The List - Bruce Wayne x Reader (Quite NSFW)

Summary : You and Bruce, are making a list of all the people you slept with…Because why not ?

I just had this stupid idea when I was at work and sorry for it…hope you’ll still kinda like it and boom, here :

Do NOT read if NSFW/smutty things make you feel uncomfortable, you can go check my other fluffy and angsty stories instead, over there ;-) : 

My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

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You don’t even remember who started it.

You don’t remember if it’s you who made a snarky comment first, or him.

You both were equally gifted in the sarcasm area, so it really could be any of you. And none of you could actually remember the instigator of it all…

But oh someone definitely started it, and now, you were both sitting on the floor around the coffee table of the living room, a pen in hand, a blank sheet of paper in front of you, thinking about all the people you had sex with. 

Or rather, about the people you had sex with and that you both knew. 

Who cared about some unknown guy from a bar, or a girl from a gala ? 

They meant nothing. They were just pleasure on the spot, something that didn’t matter at all and…to be honest, both you and Bruce didn’t care about those one night stands with people you didn’t give a damn about…You both knew you weren’t each other’s first time after all, and one night stands ? They were long over and there were not nearly as much as everyone thought…Bruce had only a few, and you too. And again, it was such a long time ago, and so meaningless (definitely not your favorite kind of sex, and Bruce would agree with that). 

This list was about the people you had sex with, with whom you shared part of your life, and/or someone you both knew. 

You knew almost everything about each others, but your past relationships ? You rarely talked about it. You never felt the need to, as you were too in love with each others for anyone else to really matter…

Both of you already stated multiple times, in your long years of marriage, that you never loved anyone like you loved each other. That all those past relationships were nothing compared to what you felt to each others. 

But…Curiosity always got the better of the two of you. 

And besides, when Bruce learnt that you used to date his best friend, Clark, he started to wonder if you slept with anyone else he knew, after all, you knew lots of Justice League members before knowing him so…He just wanted to know (he would never admit it, but he was quite jealous really. Grumpy Broosh). 

And so here you were, after one of you made a comment about it (wether it was you comparing Bruce to Clark or him saying something about Selina, you didn’t quite remember), writing a list. You were writing the last name on yours when Bruce raised his head and, very sternly said :

-I’m done.  

You smiled as you finished the last letter of the name you were writing and looked up, smiling at him. 

-Me too. 

Just another proof of how you were always so damn in sync, finished right at the same time. He doesn’t smile, and you smirk at him as you exchange papers. And…Exact same number than you. You quickly look over it and chuckle a bit, he detached his attention from your list (his frown getting bigger by the second as he was reading it), and, a bit suspicious, says : 

-What ? 

-Bruce, I think the two of us basically slept with the entire league. We’re super-sluts my heart. 

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Title:Lie to me

Pairing: Dean/Jensen x Reader x Sam

Warnings: None

Imagine: Imagine Dean and Sam getting transported to the French Mistake universe. Only for Dean to realize he is married to you, his best friend, love of his life and… Sam’s girlfriend.

“Alright, so we know that getting outta here is not going to be that easy. Or as easy as the first time.” Dean grumbled as he shut the car’s door close.

“So it seems- uh thank you Clint!” Sam gave the driver a smile but he only frowned at him.

“Uh Clif? You know what guys? Just stay off drinking for a little while yeah? And Jensen, why don’t you tell your wife to make you like a warm tea or something? Your voice is starting to turn into Dean’s and it’s kinda creepy.” Clif gave Dean a tight smile.

Dean frowned, feeling a little offended for a moment but just as he was about to speak Sam did for him “Uh yeah sure thing, thanks for the drive Clif.” he gave him a tight smile and the man nodded his head.

“Of course. Goodnight guys.” he waved at them and Sam waved back.

“What the hell’s wrong with my voice?” Dean exclaimed, his voice raising an octave and Sam only rolled his eyes “My voice is absolutely fine! It’s that freaking Jensen’s voice that must be weird! Just like his name.” he scoffed, making a face and rolling his eyes.

“Yeah right, sure. Let’s go inside now before it starts raining on us.” Sam huffed a laugh, stuffing his hands in his jacket.

“Yeah right, well smart call to come here Padaleski.” Dean said with a smirk and Sam frowned.

“Uh Lecki. I’m pretty sure it’s Lecki.”

“Yeah whatever Polish boy. As long as I won’t have to watch you and fake-Ruby stuff faces.” Dean made a disgusted face and Sam huffed, giving him a bitch-face.

“I mean hey Sammy, what do ya think (Y/n/n) would think about it?” Dean gave him a side look and Sam rolled his eyes.

“Nothing because she knows very well how I feel about her. I love her and only her. Besides, this place, those guys it’s not us ok? So no there shouldn’t even be a need to worry.”

“Sure.” Dean nodded his head, fetching the keys he had stolen earlier from Jensen’s trailer but still avoided eye contact with his brother “Just save me the cheesy details man, I liked my burger a couple hours ago.” he laughed him off but Sam just sighed.

“Yeah well, it is not going to be my favorite thing to see you stuff your face with whoever your wife is.” Sam said in a teasing tone and Dean chuckled, a triumphant grin on his face when he managed to find the right key.

“You think she’s gonna be hot?” he asked Sam with a smirk and the younger Winchester shrugged.

“Well, if this Jensen guy is anything like you then- I guess.” he shrugged and Dean scoffed.

“I doubt it. Did you see that dude’s car? I mean come on now!” he exclaimed a little too loudly, his voice echoing inside the house.

“Hm well, you’ve got a pretty nice house that is for sure. Looks really home-y.” Sam commented as they both took a look around.

“Yeah, it’s nice.” Dean almost whispered and Sam merely nodded his head as he took in the sight.

“It’s ike-” he breathed out a laugh “It’s like they let (Y/n) decorate it or something. She’s told me so many times about how she’s imagined her house and it’s- pretty much like this.” Sam motioned around him.

“Of course she would.” Dean breathed out a chuckle, a fond smile on his face. One that as soon as he noticed matched that of his brother’s he wiped off.

“Alright-” he cleared his throat, trying not to get too carried away “-let’ not get carried away. We first need to-”

“Honey?” a voice cut him off, though, before he could say more and both brothers stiffened “Is that you?” it was heard again, this time coming closer and Dean shared a look with Sam.

“Time to find out I guess.” he said with a small nervous smile before steadying himself.

“Uh yeah it’s me. Jensen. Not- not somebody else, like Dean or- yeah, nope.” he tried but failed to give a nice response and Sam rolled his eyes.

“Real smooth Jensen.” Sam smirked at him and Dean merely glared at the taller man.

“Baby?” the voice was heard again, closer this time and for the first time did Sam and Dean frown at how… familiar it sounded.

“Oh there you are.” a wide grin broke on your lips as you came into view but Sam’s small smile completely vanished. Especially as you walked towards his brother and grabbed him by his jacket and… pressed your lips to his. At that moment Sam felt his heart ache more than ever before inside his chest and… as wrong as that was Dean felt his own heart swell inside his own chest.

“How was work? Hope you two didn’t have all the fun on set without me huh?” you gave him a grin, giggling as he gaped at you like a fish out of water.

“Hey Jared, how are you? How’s Gen? I didn’t have time to see her this week. In between the new album, the shooting and everything else I hadn’t had time to talk with her.” you said with all too familiar warm smile that this time didn’t make Sam smile, because your arms wrapped around Dean’s shoulders felt almost like a stab to the heart.

“Uh she’s- she’s fine.” he choked out, giving you a weak smile.

“I’m glad.” you nodded your head and in a second your eyes were back on Dean’s face who had suddenly forgotten how to breathe.

“Hey you-” you said in a lower voice, leaning in closer to him to the point he thought you’d be able to feel how his heart was going crazy inside his chest “-your mother came to take Justice, she was really happy that she’ll spend the weekend with her grandparents. You know what that means though, right?” you smirked at him, and Dean gave you a weak nod.

You chuckled, pressing your lips to his and he had to practically keep himself from melting into it. He struggled to keep himself from closing his eyes and just wrapping his arms around you, pressing you as close to himself as possible and never letting go of you. And gosh was it wrong to want, much less actually consider it.

You pulled away and had a soft smile on your lips. You nuzzled your nose with his and Dean was sure he let out a small sound that couldn’t be described as human. You smiled softly at him, the same shy smile you had given to him all that time ago when you first met.

A day he still remembered, because he was the first one you’d met. And only much later, a week later, did Sam come in view and he saw the two of you fall head over heels in love with each other. And all he did was be happy for the two of you, no matter how much it hurt him.

But he saw the shy smile turn into a smirk, the seductive kind you’d give to Sam and minutes later he’d excuse himself and follow you. And Dean would only leave the bunker for hours, not wanting to hear the two of you’s happy sounds. There was only so much he could take. This time though you gave that smirk to him, and it was him you leaned closer to.

“And I’ve got something I think you’ll love to see me in.” you whispered and Dean practically jumped, his eyes going wider (if it was possible) and a squeak left his lips when you… slapped his ass.

You winked at him, giggling before you pulled slightly away “Hey, J are you going to stay for dinner?” you asked him with that soft but only friendly smile that Dean was so used to.

Sam wanted to speak, to say something, anything but he only gave you a weak nod. You smiled warmly and nodded your head at him “I’ll serve some for you too then! And you-” you turned to Dean “-why don’t you come give me a hand huh?” you winked at him and Dean swallowed thickly, nodding his head with a somewhat terified look on his face but still a giddy feeling inside his chest.

“S-sure, I’ll be there in a while.” he stuttered because he could really understand what you meant.

“Great then.” you giggled, kissing his lips once more and Dean for a second took in a deep breath unable to believe how your scent was the same.

You rubbed his cheek before pulling away from him and turning you walked past Sam, giving him a friendly pat on the shoulder – one Dean knew all too well again – and leaving them alone for a moment.

Dean took in a shaky breath, once you were completely gone his eyes moved to lock with his brother’s and as much as he wanted to play it off he knew he couldn’t. Not when he saw the hurt but somewhat angry look on Sam’s eyes. His clenched jaw and puffed out chest, something that only showed his pain.

He tried to give him a smile but it only showed his nervousness. So instead Dean just cleared his throat.

“Well, talking about awkward huh?”

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A/N: My fave one so far, and one that could have great potential if turned into a full fic! Angsty, yes, but I love it! I was between this and ‘In a world of our own’ which I will write for a different French Mistake story!

Mobile Masterlist (fluff/angst/reactions/other)

Here you can find our masterlist for everything else than smut! 

» Masterlists for what we’ve written to celebrate hitting milestones can be found at the bottom! (Eg member + word drabbles, wild card scenarios)

S.Coups

Fireworks
Long distance + Jealous + “I’m not letting you go until you stop crying.” (angst/fluff)
Morning + cuddles + “Sometimes I wonder how I ended up with someone as wonderful as you.” (fluff)
Cuddles + “C'mon, 5 more minutes!” (fluff)
Always (fluff, childhood friends!AU) 
In your dreams (fluff-ish, AU) 
7 Minutes in heaven (fluff) 
Best friend Seungcheol slowly falling in love with you (fluff; bullet points) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Fluffy aftercare (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
Soulmate AU (fluff) 
50’s diner AU - he’s in a biker gang and you’re very girly (fluff) 
Jicheol fluff (fluff, no reader) 
Poly relationship with Jicheol (fluff) 
He’s really cheesy and cute to you at a fansign (fluff) 

Jeonghan

Fireworks
Bath + “You smell really nice…” (fluff)
Period + shopping + singing (fluff)
Cuddles + “Say what you want, I still love you.” + “Stop! You know I’m ticklish!” (fluff) 
7 Minutes in heaven (fluff) 
Love is blind(ing) (angst, soulmate AU) 
Barista AU (fluff)
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
Bubble bath (fluff) 

Joshua

Fireworks 
Coffee + First date (fluff) 
Cuddles + kisses + “I really have to go, darling…” (fluff) 
You’ve had a bad day and hide in bed when you get home (fluff / hurt/comfort?) 
You’re on a drama set and he purposely messes up your kiss scenes and ends up proposing (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
7 minutes in heaven (fluff) 
Hybrid AU (fluff)

Jun

Fireworks
Sunset + holding hands (fluff)
Jealous + kisses + dancing (sorta fluff w/ making out and all that) 
You like him but he’s dating your best friend (angst) (part 2 ; fluffier than part 1!!)
He grabs your ass and lifts you into a hug in front of the other members (99,9% fluff)     
“Boyfriend does my make up” youtuber AU (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)
Medieval AU (fluff-ish) 
The other members come home to find you cuddled up asleep (fluff)

Hoshi

Fireworks
Dancing + “Hey! What are you doing on my phone?!” + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff)
Kisses + “I’m tired but I’m not going to bed until you come with me.” (fluff)
Night + stress + “I’m tired but I’m not going to bed until you come with me.“ (fluff)
Coffee + picnic + “Stay here with me?” (fluff)
Sunset + rapping + “You smell really nice…” (fluff) 
Dance session turns into a make-out session (suggestive fluff) 
Transition from Kwon Soonyoung to Hoshi results in intense kisses (fluff with lowkey smutty hints) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
You drive around all day as friends but he has a crush on you (fluff) 
How would it be to date him when you’re both Shawols (fluff)
First holiday alone with him (fluff) 
You get into a serious argument and one day you pass out (angst ; fluffy ending) 

Wonwoo

Fireworks
Rain + “Please don’t leave.” (angst)
Period + “Who cares what other people think? You’re really beautiful.” + “Say what you want, I still love you.” (angst) 
Confession + jealous + “Who cares what they think? You’re really beautiful.” (fluff) 
College/barista!AU (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
You accidentally adopt 5 kittens (fluff; bullet points) 
You go on a holiday with all the members as friends, but fall in love with Wonwoo (fluff) 
Wonwoo as a boyfriend (fluff)
Hogwarts AU where you’re a power couple (fluff) 
You confess but he rejects because he has his sights on someone else (angst to fluff, longer)

Woozi

Fireworks
Confession + all nighter (fluff)
Shower (fluff)
Period + stress + “(S)he’s going to kill me!” (fluff)
7 minutes in heaven (fluff) 
You’re his best friend and he confesses (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Fluff scenario with a noona; college-ish (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
Your child asks him for a younger sibling & he brings it up with you (fluff) 
Jicheol fluff (fluff, no reader) 
Dorm-wide nerf gun war where you’re best friends with Woozi but betray him (fluff) 
Poly relationship with Jicheol (fluff) 
Soulmate AU (fluff)

DK

Fireworks 
Picnic date (fluff) 
You’re dating and you meet Seventeen for the first time (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Stop it (fluff-ish) 
College AU-ish (fluff) 
Splashing in puddles (fluff; bullet points) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
You’re an up and coming actress & it’s his first time acting; netizens think you look good together & turns out you like each other (fluff) 
First kiss (fluff)

Mingyu

Fireworks
Long distance + “I really have to go, darling…” (fluff) 
Coffee + stress + “Stay here with me?” (fluff) 
Everyone’s been trying to set you up for months but you’re already together (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
He’s busy & stressed so you don’t see too much, accidentally tells you he doesn’t love you (angst, happy ending) 
You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Dino and The 8) 
Cooking (fluff)

The 8

Fireworks
I only see you (fluff, high school AU)
Cuddles/Kisses + “Stay here with me?” (fluff)
“Say what you want, I still love you.” (angst / hurt/comfort)
You’re friends with Seventeen and he develops feelings for you (fluff) 
Intense make out session after his dance practice but the boys walk in (fluff)
He tries to help you relax because you’re on an exam week (fluff) 
Bathing together with kisses and cuddling (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Number one (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Dino and Mingyu) 
He takes care of you when you have a fever (fluff)

Seungkwan

Fireworks
Crushing on you
A road trip to Jeju with your 2 small children
Snow + first kiss + “I really do love you. You know that, right?” (fluff)
Snow + period + rapping (fluff)
Ringing Memories (AU-ish, fluff?) 
He sees you wearing his mother’s wedding dress (fluff)   
Fall fun (fluff) 
Call (fluff) 
Morning fluff (fluff) 
Singing a lullaby to your baby (fluff) 
You cheat on him (angst) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
You sing at home without realizing the window’s open, and he starts belting out with you (fluff ; bullet points) 
Mini imagine: Making out (fluff, suggestive)
College AU: you’re best friends, he’s stressed and you take him out for a drive (fluff)

Vernon

Fireworks
Jealous + “No, she isn’t prettier than you!” + “Hey! What are you doing on my phone?!” (fluff)
Song + kisses + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff)
Shower + “No, I’m not going to shower with you!” (fluff)
Jealous + spring + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff)
Cuddles + kisses + “I really do love you. You know that, right?” (fluff)
Make-out session (fluff)
Jealous Hansol (fluff)
Birthday scenario where he’s tired and you snuggle and watch a movie (fluff) 
You’re Vernon’s girlfriend but he keeps seeing Mingyu and Wonwoo flirt with you (fluff)
Cuddles, tickles and kisses (fluff) 
Fall fun (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
Pool date (fluff) 
Halloween (fluff)
Vernon Supernatural AU with a soulmate twist (angst, some fluff) 

Dino

Fireworks
You bringing him food to the studio (fluff)
A fluffy noona scenario (fluff)
Fall fun (fluff) 
You’re cuddling when Jeonghan walks in and proceeds to tell the other members (fluff) 
Late night date where you doze off because you’re so exhausted (fluff) 
He accidentally gives you a hickey, and the rest of the boys have a “serious talk” with you (fluff) 
You’re a year above him and use aegyo to motivate him to study (fluff) 
First date (fluff) 
Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) 
First kiss (fluff)
You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Mingyu and The 8) 
You’re having a movie night and the other members come home to find you cuddled up asleep (fluff) 
Zoo date (fluff) 

Reactions

You break your racket while playing tennis (hip hop unit + Jun)
You ask them to brush your (very) tangled hair (vocal unit)
You try to kiss them with pickle breath (vocal unit)
You nearly pass out from not enough food/sleep (Mingyu, Jun, Hoshi, DK and Wonwoo)
Touching your incredibly soft hands (hip hop unit)
Finding your sketchbook that’s full of sketches of them (performance unit)
You see a cockroach on your way out of the shower and your towel slips off as you run away (Hoshi, Woozi, Joshua, Seungkwan, Mingyu)
You nearly pass out from not enough food/sleep (Vernon)
Their younger sibling is someone’s crush (vocal unit)
You bending down in front of them in a more public place, which gives them a nice view (Mingyu, Jun, The 8, Wonwoo, S.Coups; with gifs) 
They’re put in charge of a 13/14 yo trainee - how they’d treat her, act etc (Hoshi, Jun, Woozi, The 8) (reaction / bullet point scenario) 
You’re very flexible (performance unit) 
You’re not able to walk after a rather rough night (S.Coups, The 8, Jun, Wonwoo) 
They see you in lingerie for the first time (S.Coups, The 8, Wonwoo, Mingyu, Jun) 
You’re writing a song about them but they don’t realize until they see you blushing (vocal unit) 
They hear you hit Jimin’s high note at the end of Let me know (vocal unit)

Others

1000 followers special: wild card scenarios
2000 followers special: Fall fun
Performance unit comforting you when you’re on your period
Christmas imagines 2016
4000 followers special: member + word drabbles
Seventeen and the types of ASMR they prefer

Pick Up Limes - Peter Maximoff x Reader

Imagine Peter having a Crush on You but he doesn’t know what to do other than lots and lots of cheesy pick up lines. (Requested by anon)

(I’m tumblr trash shhhh)

Originally posted by heavyflovv


“Hey. (Y/n).” There was a whizz and suddenly Peter was sitting - or rather lying- on the desk which you’d been doing your homework on.

“Hello.” You said with a slight laugh, “What are you doing, Peter?”

“No, but you could be.” He winked cheesily, sliding off your desk. 

“What-” Oh, doing Peter. 

He laughed, “Sorry, I’m not very good at this.”

“At doing yourself?” You teased.

He rolled his eyes, “You’re just as bad, Missy.”

“Oh, and you would know I suppose?” You leaned forward, on your elbow on your desk.

Peter glanced around and then with a whoosh, he was gone. 


Walking down the hallway of the mansion the next morning you were suddenly stopped by Peter standing in front of you.

“Hello.” You said hesitantly.

“We have Chemistry right?” He suddenly blurted.

“As our next class?”

“Um yeah sure. See you when we have chemistry!” And he was gone, his hands leaving your shoulders as fast as they’d appeared there.


When you arrived in your next class with Peter he came to apologise to you.

“Hey (Y/n). Sorry about earlier. I’m feeling a bit off today.” He paused and then a grin spread over his features, “But you definitely turn me-” He broke off laughing. “I’m sorry I can’t do this.”

He vanished again, leaving you standing in the corridor again, as confused as ever. 


It was when you were sitting out on the grass with some friends, doing your homework and just talking when Peter next appeared.

You saw him out of the corner of your eye. He seemed to be slowly making his way over to you and his friends but he kept stopping to pick something up. Or somethings.

As he got closer you realised they were limes. He saw you and waved, dropping all the limes.

“Oh my god.” You muttered, getting up and running over to him to help.

“I’m sorry.” He said, being very clumsy with the limes. 

“It’s ok-”

Peter suddenly looked up at you, locking eyes. “Sorry. I’m bad at pick up limes.”

You stared at him, the smile spreading across your lips, before you grabbed him by the collar, pressing his lips to yours. You felt him smile before he kissed you back, dropping all the limes around you. 

When you pulled away, unable to keep the grin off your face, Peter smirked at you. “So uh.. hey, will you go out with me then?”

“Yes you dork.”

And he kissed you again.


EXO Reaction when you’re doing an internship at SM and they “realize” you exist

This could be the origin of a new fanfic xD
Hope I’ve saved the anon’s free time again. Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Can’t take his eyes away from you* “Can she be the one helping us? I want to… talk to her…”

Kris:

*Tries to not be obvious* “Who’s that.. pretty… she’s staring… oh she knows I exist now… act cool Kris act cool” 

Sehun:

*Shows up like this on your desk* “Hey there~ I just saw we have a new intern… let’s be friends and eat these while bond. I love choco but not as much as I love your smile” *So cheesy*

Tao:

*Feels like love at first sight* “Where… where did she came from… she came like a hurricane… now I don’t want to stay away…”

Kai:

*One day you see him staring at you and just never stop until you finally approach him and ask him what’s his deal* “Nothing… I just wanted to admire you because you are so beautiful and I would like to… get to know you”

Xiumin:

*Next day he goes to practice in a suit* “Better good look, you never know.. she might be watching”

Baekhyun:

*Covered in sweat* “Okay guys… I’m going to talk with the new intern… wish me luck” *He can perform in front of thousands but can’t talk to the girl he just fell in love with xD*

Luhan:

“Here.. my number.You know if something comes up and… work… yeah. Feel free to call me anytime, like.. now” *Doing everything he can to get your number*

Chen:

*Decided he’ll be an intern too just to be close to you*

Kyungsoo:

*Really shy* “Guys… don’t do this to me… do I really have to go talk to her… oh oh she’s staring! This is your fault! Fine I’ll go!” *Dying inside*

Lay:

“Hey… you work really hard. You must be tired, wanna grab some coffee with me?” *Literally not afraid of anything* 

Suho:

*Every time you are close* “I don’t know what I’m doing… guys I need help” *So awkward, he’s in a crisis xD*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Allura trying to flirt

Allura: hey shiro,

Shiro: yes princess?

Allura: I know you’re busy but can you add me to your to-do list?

Shiro: sure thing prin–

Shiro: *blushing* did you just—

Allura: *already gone*

Daddy

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*not my gif

pairings: klaus mikaelson x reader; kol mikaelson x reader.

warnings: fingering, oral sex (female receiving), sex, teasing, swearing; NSFW +18.

A/N: writing this challenged me a lot, so the feedback is really really important. i want to know if y’all enjoyed this. :)

word count: 3664


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Ong Seongwoo Mafia AU

warnings: blood, guns, violence, cars, street racing-ish 

  • you’re a freelance hacker/coder 
  • having heard about you and your amazing abilities, someone sends you a a letter asking for you to “affiliate” yourself with the 101, the reigning mafia in your town, 
  • while you’re in no way eager to get involved in organized crime once again, the pay attached to it is very good, so you agree
  • the one condition is that you get to work from your own office space instead of moving to their hq, as you have a lot of equipment and stuff that would take a long time to rewire
  • the first “day” on the job, three guys show up at your house, one of them carrying a large briefcase
  • they ring your doorbell, and you watch in slight amusement through the security camera as one of them pulls out a cushion foundation and starts touching up his makeup
  • you allow to come in, sitting in your special rolling chair, surrounded by various screens
  • they file into your room, and introduce themselves one after another
  • the guy with the makeup was ong seongwoo, and he leans over to hand you the briefcase
  • as you pop it open, they explain that it’s the laptop of someone within the 101 who’s trying to betray them, so they need to surreptitiously hack into the laptop without the owner knowing 
  • there really isn’t any kind of special encryption or anything, so you apply an access key and you’re in
  • when you hand the computer back to seongwoo a minute after he gave it to you, the three guys just kind of stare at you in disbelief
  • “what, you want me to do a handstand too?”
  • as they go to leave, seongwoo turns to you
  • “you know, i knew you were good, but i didn’t know you were that good”
  • you kind of smirk at him from the door, waving as they walked off
  • “i’m not just good, sweetie, i’m the best”
  • (naeGA JEIL JAL NAGA) 
  • every couple weeks, they’ll either bring you a phone or computer to get into, or ask you to hack into someone’s email or social media account, all very low level stuff
  • seongwoo always insists on bringing you the task for some reason, and he starts hanging around even after you’re done
  • you don’t really mind, though, he’s funny and entertaining to the max
  • he then discovers that while you may be practically a genuis, you’re terrible at taking care of yourself
  • you start getting texts from him “did you eat?”
  • if you tell him you didn’t, he’ll show up at your house with takeout food
  • checks to makes sure you’re sleeping properly
  • when you get sick and he brings you soup and cold medicine, you realize that maybe, just maybe, you like him
  • then one night, you’re asleep and rudely awoken by the sound of your doorbell being rung about a million times
  • seongwoo is standing there looking extremely stressed
  • “no time to explain, grab your laptop and let’s go” he yelled loudly
  • you grabbed the laptop and a backup battery, following him outside to where a black bmw was waiting, purring loudly
  • seongwoo opened the back door for you before getting into the passenger’s seat quickly
  • the driver had been to your house a couple times before with seongwoo, and his name was sungwoon
  • “can you tell me what exactly i’m supposed to be doing?” you asked loudly, firing up your laptop
  • “one of our guys, kang daniel, got kidnapped” seongwoo explained “we need you to track his phone
  • you nodded, pulling your hair up into a ponytail before opening up the proper program, asking seongwoo for the phone model and number
  • once the program found daniel’s location, you handed the laptop up to seongwoo in the front seat so that sungwoon could follow him
  • his location was moving quickly, and sungwoon pressed down on the gas pedal, going dangerously fast
  • “(y/n), if anything happens, i want you to stay down and don’t make a sound” seongwoo commanded, looking back at you
  • you sent him a look
  • “like hell i will”
  • sungwoon snorted at that, reaching over to the glove box and taking out a pistol, handing it to you
  • “hope you remember how to fire a gun”
  • “hyung, no” seongwoo snapped, glaring at sungwoon
  • you grinned, clicking the safety off of the gun
  • “let’s do this”
  • it had been a while since you’d held a gun, and the feeling of power that rushed through your body was exhilirating
  • “we’re getting close to the car that has daniel” sungwoon said “get ready”
  • you watched as you got closer to the little dot’s location, heart pounding in your chest
  • seongwoo rolled down his window, aiming his pistol
  • once your car was in range, he started firing at the tires, making their car sharply swerve to the right, weaving in between cars
  • the speed picked up, and sungwoon cackled, revving the engine even more
  • seongwoo went through the rounds in the gun before reloading quickly, leaning out of the window to aim again
  • “seongwoo, no!” sungwoon yelled loudly, reaching over to yank seongwoo back into the speeding vehicle
  • he was too late, though– someone from the car ahead of you had rolled down his own video and was sporting his own gun, shooting several rounds at seongwoo
  • most of them missed or hit the car frame, but one clipped him in the shoulder
  • sungwoon looked into the rearview mirror, trading a look with you
  • “get in the backseat” you snapped at seongwoo 
  • “no, i can do this” he said stubbornly, pushing through the obvious pain 
  • sungwoon rolled his eyes and rolled up the window, forcing seongwoo in
  • he reluctantly crawled into the back and you took his place in the front seat, checking your location and daniel’s
  • “they’re heading for the pier” you said to sungwoon “head down that alley”
  • sungwoon yanked the steering wheel to the left, heading down the small alley that you’d directed him
  • “you’re back” sungwoon laughed, sending you a slighly crazed look “i wonder if you still got it?”
  • “whaddya mean, back?” seongwoo slurred, still in extreme pain
  • as you leaned out of the window, aiming at a garbage can a good 50 meters in front of you, sungwoon chuckled at seongwoo’s obliviousness
  • “you didn’t know? (y/n)’s daniel’s half sister, the one who left the 101 to attend school”
  • “the one who erased herself from existence?” seongwoo gaped at you as you fired, one bullet burying itself into the thick plastic where the ‘b’ of garbage was printed on the plastic 
  • “i still got it” you smirked, leaning back into the car
  • “okay, we’re approaching target” sungwoon said loudly, and you rifled through the glove compartment quickly, finding the extra magazines of ammo so that you would be able to reload quickly
  • “do it like in the movies, bud” you grinned, riding the adrenaline as sungwoon nodded, the car shooting out of the small alley onto the large, empty pier
  • just like you predicted, about five seconds later, the car you’d been tailing squealed out of the main road onto the pier
  • sungwoon yanked the wheel violently, sending the car into a chaotic drift
  • as the car barreled forward, your own car squealed, tires snapping so that the car drifted around the curve of the pier
  • right before your car was exactly perpendicular to the one daniel was in, you stuck your body out of the window, aiming and firing, unloading one full magazine into the front window and hood
  • once that magazine was through, you got back inside the car and sungwoon shifted gears, pulling the car out of the drift so that you were parallel to their car
  • one of their windows was unrolled and the guy was aiming his gun at you
  • “wow, what a dumbass” you grinned, popping back up to aim at him
  • your shot hit and he fell back into the driver with a scream, making the car swerve
  • after blowing out one of the tires of their car, sungwoon stopped the car, grabbing his own gun before you two approached the car, seongwoo joining as well despite his shoulder injury
  • only one of the three guys was still concious, the one in the backseat with daniel, as you’d managed to land shots on the other two
  • he didn’t put up much of a fight as sungwoon tied him up before calling in for backup
  • when daniel saw you, he just smiled in thanks, understanding immediately what had happened
  • “welcome back to the family, sis”
  • seongwoo is still in shock about who you are 
  • this whole time he’d been thinking that you were just an innocent gamer
  • lmao sike
  • you visit him in the hospital with food because you feel bad
  • “why wouldn’t you tell me?” he complained, pouting up at you
  • “you never asked” you laughed, flicking him on the forehead
  • “you know how you could make it up to me?”
  • “how?”
  • “feed me~”
  • you roll your eyes at his cheesiness, but you end up feeding him
  • then out of nowhere
  • “hey, (y/N)
  • “yes?”
  • “are you mcdonalds? cuz i’m loving it” 
  • seongwoo winks
  • “yah… did you hurt your head too?”
  • “is your name wifi? cuz i’m feeling a CONNECTION”
  • “seongwoo, if you keep talking, there’s no way in hell i’ll ever go on a date with you”
  • “so you admit that i have a chance?”
  • it takes a lot of pestering on seongwoo’s part, but you finally agree to date him
  • daniel is suspicious of letting his best friend date his half-sister but he can get over it
  • seongwoo’s the type to think he’s protecting you when in reality you’re stronger than him lol
  • still texts you to make sure you’re eating/sleeping and brings you food for at-home dates watching netflix and cuddling
  • super sweet and just does his best to be the best boyfriend he can be

this was super messy i’m sorry lol

Little Flirt | Tom Holland

Summary: In which, Tom Holland decides to flirt with his choreographer for his upcoming Lip Sync Battle…

Warning: harmless flirting and inappropriate jokes

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader

Type: Oneshot

Requested: @peter-my-parker

MASTERLIST


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i’m srry but i Cannot stop thinking abt sloane/hurley flower shop au like

  • sloane works for the place & her boss is, of course, garfield the deals warlock
  • she absolutely loves her job but it does get a lil boring at times, even with garfield making all these weird trades w the customers
  • BUT that all changes when hurley walks into the store one day (HOW CHEESY I KNOW) and it’s quite literally “i’m gay” at first sight
  • hurley was actually going to the dojo she’s been volunteering at but she got kind of….. Distracted on the way there (aka she saw sloane thru the display window & instantly knew she had to go in and… make conversation? she hadn’t thought that far ahead)
  • and sloane is desperately trying to keep her cool as this cute girl walks in ?? literally restraining herself from saying “hey. welcome. please go out with me”
  • and they just ?? start talking ??? hurley manages to start up a convo w her abt the flower shop & how she’s never seen it before and they just hit it off ???? sloane manages to get in a few flirts which makes hurley smile the cutest smile she’s ever seen
  • and they just talk for a lil while and hurley eventually realizes tht she has to go & she’s reluctant to leave & she feels kind of bad for not buying anything so she quickly grabs a lil succulent off a nearby shelf & pays for it
  • but before she leaves, she impulsively gives the plant to sloane as a gift even though she literally just bought it right before her eyes and although hurley thinks otherwise, sloane is Absolutely Charmed by the damn gesture
  • hurley waves goodbye like 10 times and exits the store, turning the corner & groaning as loud as she can bc She Really Just Did That
  • and it takes her a lil while to face sloane again but when she does, it’s totally worth it bc the grin she has on her face when she sees hurley is so big and beautiful she asks sloane out on the spot right then and there
  • and there’s a bit of silence as Both of thm are registering what was just said
  • and once hurley finally realizes what she did, she is absolutely mortified by her actions, her face turning super red w embarrassment and already trying to come up with some kind of apology
  • and sloane is obviously surprised but she’s smiling even wider and she’s like “very straight to the point. i like it ;)”
  • and hurley almost feels like she’s going to pass out
  • but it’s all good & they poke fun at each other abt the whole situation and after sloane gets off work they go on a cute lil date & do cute stuff & agree to go on another date as soon as possible bc they r already like head over heels for each other and ahsdgfghdgh that’s all i got i’m lov thm & they deserve the world and more goodbye
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Pietro Maximoff would include...

So I kinda had two requests from this (anon) but one asked for sister!stark. I decided to put them together because recently the little sister stark thing has been troubling me because ages are really weird and ik some people don’t care but it’s really hard to write little sister stark when this stuff is stuck in your head. BUT ANYWAYS.

“Hey could you do a being tony Starks daughter dating pietro would include pls lmao ?? Love your blog btw 😂💕 (if u could include reader being on the avengers would be v v nice m8y)” AND “being tony stark’s little sister (and falling for either pietro or steve) would include….?”

Here we are

Tony Stark / Headcanon Masterlists

  • Tony didn’t want you in the Avengers, he was worried about your safety
  • But you always found a way to help out
  • Either you were watching over them, or out in the field with them…Tony just didn’t always know
  • Sometimes you would hack into nearby cameras to watch over them and guide them with their comms
  • But sometimes you get into your Iron Daughter suit that Tony didn’t know you made
  • He gave in and realized you weren’t going to give up. He would rather you be safe about it than not…so he let you join the team, as much as he didn’t want you to
  • that only meant you got closer to the entire time
  • Especially the new recruits
  • You quickly became friends with Wanda and Pietro
  • Tony was not happy
  • He liked Wanda, she was mature
  • But Pietro is different. He has a different way of talking to people, and it didn’t right with Tony.
  • Pietro is a flirt, and Tony doesn’t like the fact the two of you are nearly the same age.
  • Ultron was a tough fight, and it almost killed Pietro. But with your brain, Banner’s brain, and Helen Cho’s brain, there was a way to save him. 
  • His recovery was speedy (no pun intended), after everything was stabilized so he was able to get back out there
  • He was so thankful that he got to live on like there was no way to repay the three who saved him
  • But at least he could spend time with you
  • It started friendly at first- you weren’t looking for a relationship and you figured he was a flirt to everyone, so you didn’t let it phase you
  • You two became good friends. You’d watch movies together, play games, spar, literally do everything together
  • But it progressed quickly
  • Pietro never gave up on sweeping you off your feet, but he knew you weren’t looking for anything, so he didn’t push it
  • BUT THEN you had a dream about him
  • and about how much you really liked him and his presence
  • so it bugged you for like two weeks and you couldn’t get him off your mind
  • and finally you gave into your feelings, realizing you wanted him as more than a friend
  • You walked up to him one day after his scheduled training and said “Hey, wanna go out on a date with me? Like for real.”
  • HE WAS STUNNED
  • he thought he was dreaming so, naturally, he squealed out a yes
  • the date was lovely
  • it was like hanging out as the friends you are
  • but with more kissing
  • You two went to dinner then walked around the city and yeah there was a lot more kissing than when you were just friends
  • It felt right, as cheesy as it sounds
  • But you knew Tony would disapprove, so you had two choices:
    • Date in secret
    • or tell Tony and face his wrath
  • After talking about it and going on a few more dates, it was in your best interest to just tell him. keeping it a secret would only end you in more trouble.
    • “Hey, dad, so um I have something really important to tell you: pietroandiaredating”
    • “That’s what this is about? Oh, I know. You guys are really bad at keeping these dates a secret, I had a bet going with Bruce to see how long until you told us all about it. My guess was at least two years, damn, I now owe him a hundred bucks.”
    • “yOU KNEW?”
    • “yep. i have contemplated killing maximoff a few times but i really wanted to see how this would play out. and now that i knowwwwww………”
    • “please don’t kill him.”
  • Tony was never really 100% okay with it, but he was living. 
  • He couldn’t go the rest of his life disapproving of what makes his daughter happy
  • And it was nice to see that you two know when to stay all business and to keep your personal stuff off the battlefield.
  • He was just happy he didn’t have to listen to you two flirt over the comms
  • because you’re responsible
  • most of the time
  • Tony gets scared every time you say “hey pietro and I have to talk to you”
  • he always thinks you got pregnant 
  • but really all you want is a trampoline i mEAN LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THEY ARE
  • he bought you one out of happiness it’s not a grandchild he thinks its too early in the relationship for you two to be parents
  • Tony did not like Pietro. Tony still does not like Pietro. But Tony does like seeing you smile and being happy. Tony just wishes Pietro will continue to make you smile like that.
  • Or he has his suit ready
Let That Liquor Ride

Originally posted by groovyroom

Let That Liquor Ride
[DPRLive at a bar]

yeah wait hold up
let that liquor ride
baby love the way you chillin

Christian sighed rolling his eyes as Dabin stared at you from across the floor. You were waiting by the bar with your friends after Live’s set finished. You’d been nursing the same drink all night, occasionally you’d catch Dabin staring at you and you couldn’t help but to smile and look away shyly.

Christian had fallen victim to your little game of cat and mouse and had grown tired of it. “Please ask her out already. Mate you’re drivin’ me insane over this”

“I will…” Dabin mumbled downing back the rest of his liquor. “I will…I’ll ask her out…” he stood up, squaring his shoulders before immediately losing his nerves and sitting back down. “After one more drink” he reached out as the waitress walked by and grabbed another glass of alcohol.

“You’re pathetic. Come on. What are you waiting for? She’s been to every single one of your shows this month. You know she’s into you.”

“It’s not that simple Hyung… She's…”

“Pretty hot and out of your league?”

“Yeah…” he frowned losing what little nerve he had.

“Invite her and her friend up here. Maybe she’ll ask you out.”

“I can’t just ask her up here. What does that look like? Hey, do you wanna come to the VIP area with me? That just makes it look like I’m trying to make a move on her.”

“You are trying to make a move!” Christian groaned raking his hand through his hair. “You are literally trying to ask her out. And if I have to sit here and watch you ogle her for another night I’m gonna ask her out myself. And trust me Mate, it won’t be for your benefit”

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BTS Reaction to: another guy flirting with their S/O

Thank you to anon for the request!

***I do not own any of the gifs***

Seokjin:

The second Jin saw some other guy flirting with you, he’d rush over demanding that you introduce him to your “friend.” He’d be polite and friendly to the guy, although you’d still be able to see fire burning in his eyes. Jin would also stand really close to you, grab your hand, and basically do anything he could to make sure the other guy knew that you weren’t single. 

“Hi! I’m Seokjin, Y/N’s boyfriend. I love meeting her friends, you know being her boyfriend and all. Did I mention I’m her boyfriend?”

Yoongi:

Yoongi wouldn’t want to make it obvious to you that he was jealous when he saw another guy trying to flirt with you. He’d want you to know that he trusted you, so he’d watch from afar but you’d be able to see him glaring daggers into the back of the guy’s head from where he sat. I also imagine him getting up and walking by you about a million times, each time with a dark glare drilling directly into the guy trying to flirt with you. 

Hoseok:

If I could describe his reaction in one word: DISTRACTIONS. Hoseok wouldn’t say a word when he saw someone trying to flirt with you, instead, he’d stand in the back where only you could see him and try to distract you. He’d do every single bit of aegyo he knew, make kissy faces, dance seductively, and do basically anything he could to take your attention away from the other guy.

Namjoon:

Namjoon would be glued to your side when he noticed another guy making attempts to flirt with you. He’d be really touchy and would play with your hair and wrap his arm around your waist. He’d also be super snarky with the other guy, laughing mockingly at anything he said and probably mumbling snide comments under his breath until the other guy left. If you confronted him about it afterward, he’d play cute and act like he had no idea what you were talking about. 

Jimin:

Jimin would do everything he could to get you away from the guy trying to flirt with you. He’d come up to you and attempt to drag you away, claiming that he had to show you something really important. If that didn’t work, he’d come up to you, just deciding for you that it was time to leave and telling the other guy that you weren’t interested, all with an innocent smile on his face.

“Sorry, Y/N isn’t interested in you, try again never.” 

Taehyung:

Taehyung, of course, would probably have come up with his own special way of driving away the guy who was flirting with you. He would come up to you and the other person, acting like he didn’t know you and would make his own attempts to flirt with you. While the other guy would be trying to make you laugh, Taehyung would cut him off each time with a cheesy pickup line or a compliment, pretending that he had just seen you for the first time.

“Hey Y/N, I mean random stranger who I’ve never seen before, I lost my number, can I please have yours?”

Jungkook:

Jungkook would be similar to Yoongi in that he’d have a stone cold glare plastered to his face, except he’d be standing right next to you and staring directly at the guy trying to flirt with you. He’d  keep his eyes glued to the other guy, keeping a firm scowl until he left out of utter uncomfortableness. Afterward, it’d be really difficult to get Jungkook off of you as he’d follow you around for the rest of the day, ready to scare off anyone else who dare to flirt with his S/O. 

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jdscanvas  asked:

I usually have answer for questions like these...but what specifically about Mobius: XYL made it so horrendous that not even someone with actual writing talent like Flynn could save it? I'd say that it was just a blank slate and that any competent writer could fix it.

*Sighs, pulls out a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass. Pours the glass. Takes the shot* 

Alright, before I get into the specifics, I’m gonna contextualize a few things for you. I want you to picture a comic book, one built primarily (but not exclusively) around action, and despite the intense quality issues it tends to suffer from its still pretty popular, with a fairly vocal fanbase. One day a character is teased- the daughter of a major character, hinting towards an amazing story that will show the future of your favorite characters. Years past, the hype builds up. A hint of what’s to come is given in a story where this mystery character is featured, pulling forth an intriguing scenario in which her father, one of the heroes, will become a villain years later. 

Finally it is announced- at long last, this much anticipated storyline is going to happen! We’re going to see the future of the setting, the future of the characters and their offspring! Oh, what things will await? What mysteries will build in the interim? What new villains will operate in the future? What will the children of the heroes be like? 

Well, eventually, the storyline finally comes. All that waiting, all that excitement and hype, all of that theorizing… and all it amounted to was a fart in the wind, all noise and fury signifying nothing. 

That, in a nutshell, was Mobius 25YL. 

Now let us get into specifics. Forgive me if I miss anything, for there is a LOT to get into, so I’ll just summarize what comes off the top of my head. 

-Firstly, there was Lara-Su herself. Oh, poor Lara-Su. That’s really one of the great tragedies of the Pre-Flynn era. She had the design. She had the concept. She had the hype- people were doing fanart and fanfiction of her long before she debuted properly in the book. And then 25YL came along, and what we saw was… 

….yeah, that. See, it turned out that she wasn’t being trained as a guardian. She was just a normal leading a normal teenage life, and my GOD it was boring. Our opening scene involves her thumping her stupid cousin on the head with a book for insulting the Guardians, and this? This is how she became a Guardian. After everything we had been led to believe, everything we had been wanting to see, the mysterious, much-anticipated Daughter of Knuckles… turned out to be a whiny, entitled little rich girl who literally whined her way into being a Guardian. Not that we got a chance to see her tenure as a guardian, oooh no- it was FAR more important to see her sweet sixteen and a sleepover with her friends, and of course pool party antics. Which brings us to the next point….

-…namely that this story went *nowhere*. Like it was literally the last few issues that the damn plot moved forward and reached a climax. THe build-up took a back seat to what Penders evidently felt was what the audieance REALLY wanted- DOMESTIC DRAMA! Marvel in Lara-Su getting in fights at school because someone had an opinion! Wonder in the glories of her sweet sixteen! Behold the pool parties! Amaze at Sonic’s son being a little pervert! Hey, do you know what we needed more of? Sonic and Knuckles getting in a belching contest at a dinner party! And so on and so forth- the whole thing was basically a domestic drama, a really, really cheesy and badly written one, and these aspects of the story overtook everything else. Even worse, this story dragged on and on and on at a snails pace, and as I said, the only remotely exciting thing happened literally within the last few issues, with the build up being drawn out and unengaging. 

-The future was boring. Very, very boring, and even worse, we were told exactly how it got that way. What portions of the story weren’t dedicated to observing the Domestic Life Of The Teenage Echidna were spent infodumping and expositing about the events of the past that led to the present time. And at the present time? Everything was so peachy and perfect it could make you sick. There was no danger, no new menaces to fight in the Post-Robotnik Mobius, everything was just bland and happy and nooo real problems whatsoever. The Kingdom of Acorn now ruled Mobius, and Angel Island was now a superpower, and all the enemies of the past were either defeated or domesticated (more on that below). There was nothing to draw people in. No conflict to engage the readers. Even worse, ss this at the time was regarded as ‘the’ future and not just a ‘What-If’ (the debate of which caused an infamous feud between Penders and Bollers), the exposition ensured that there could not even be a potential mystery in figuring out how things got to this point, because the entire future was now laid bare before us. And since we now knew that this achingly perfect and tranquil future was to come, and exactly HOW Eggman was going to be defeated, there was little reason to become invested in past stories. What’s the point of sticking around when you know how its all gonnna go? Every conflict that took place in the past was now rendered irrelevant thanks to this future, which pretty much gave away the ending. 

-On top of all that, the developments of the characters from the past who were featured in this future were… nonsensical, and in some cases deeply insulting. Knuckles, for example, who had grown up in the wilderness away from cities and the like, was now in a position of power as not only Guardian but the head of the EST, and living very comfortably in a manor, with a maid of all things. Even accounting for the fact that the years change people, this doesn’t really feel like the kind of life Knuckles would ever want to live or COULD ever want to live, instead feeling like a reflection of Penders’ own ideal for what a happy ending should look like. Worse though was what happened to Julie-Su… while her depiction as such was not always very stellar, there was at least a token amount of effort applied to depicting her as a capable soldier and action girl, and prior to the release of this he swore up and down that she would STILL be a badass. This was false. This was very, very false. She was pretty much a stay at home mom who did upkeep on the house, acting as a *painfully* cliche ‘50s Housewife’ at utter odds with her prior depiction. While there is nothing wrong with being a domestic or anything like that, the fact was that this was definitely not how anybody ever wanted to see Julie-Su, and even worse, despite Penders’ touting of the ‘non-traditional’ nature of their marriage (which I should add was a reflection of the fact that he and his own wife operate under a common-law marriage), the fact of the matter was that the marriage was even MORE tradtional and bland than most marriages in media at that time. 

And it didn’t end there either. Sonic was now King of the world and pretty much going through a midlife crisis, and Sally, who actually WAS a leader of men during her youth and Queen of Mobius, was now happy and content with taking a backseat to Sonic and letting him make all the major decisions. There are many arguments about whether or not Sonic should have ever been a king or if it fits his character, but the point of order is, nobody at all wanted to see THIS from Sonic, or Sally. The decision to make him King was especially baffling because in real life, that’s not how European monarchy’s work. Sonic is not nobility, and even if he were, his lower rank would ensure that he would only ever be a prince or a regent at best, while Sally would be the one calling the shots thanks to her being higher ranked than him to begin with. 

And then there was Lien-Da. Recall how I said some threats became domesticated? Well this here is Exhibit A- wanna now what kind of future Lien-Da has after a lifetime of terrorism, deceit and murder? She’s living comfortabltly in suburbia with her son (with no mention or hint of who the father could be), and is just so gosh darned chummy with her half-sister that they gossip like a couple of old hens. I mean sure, Lien-Da helped murder Julie’s mother and their father, and then had Julie mindwiped twice-over, to say nothing of spending generations trying to murder the Guardians, but it’s all coooool, brah! No hard feelings, no bad blood whatsoever! Why, even Dimitri himself confirms that all of Lien-Da’s ambitions would never ever come true anyway, so hey, why carry a grudge? Family trumps all!

Yeah, I digress. Whatever people envisioned for the future of the characters they loved, this wasn’t it. At all. 

-The kids sucked, both as characters and from a design standpoint. For visuals, Lara-Su got off easy, having a reasonably unique and recognizable design that made her an instant hit with a lot of fans… the fact that Penders didn’t design her might have had something to do with that though. Everyone else? Clone children. Clone children as far as the eye can see. Literally they were all just traces of their parents with different clothes, and they had even less going on with regards to personality. The one with the most distinct personality was Manik, who was such a loathesome little creeper that everyone kind of wished he really WAS just as bland and forgettable as everyone else. While obviously children are gonna resemble their parents, making them flat out clones was just a step too far (sadly this would plague the sequel series as well). There have been many fan ideas and conceptions of what the children of our heroes would look like- all of them were better, or at least made more of an effort, than this. 

-While the book might have been called “Mobius: 25 Years Later”, it was actually more like “Angel Island Twenty Five Years Later”. Given that this storyline started out as a special called Knuckles: Twenty Years Later, this isn’t really that unexpected, but for a storyline that billed itself as the future of Mobius itself, the focus on Angel Island at the expense of everything else left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. WHile it would be impossible to cover everyone, it was Knuckles and his family that got the most coverage, with the extended cast getting cameos or token mentions regardless of how important they were in the past. Bunnie and Antoine didn’t show up, Tails only showed up much later, we barely get any action from the other Chaotix… you get the idea. Even worse, Knuckles was pretty much revealed to be the destined savior of the planet, the one to finally defeat Eggman instead of Sonic, and the reveal of what was causing problems in the future would eventually be revealed to be SOnic’s fault! The Knuckles favoritism was incredibly grating, and incredibly disappointing. People wanted to see the future of *Mobius*, not JUST all the parts most relevant to Knuckles. This was the storylien that really did much to establish how little Penders cared about the title character of the series and how hellbent he was on ensuring the ‘legacy’ of his personal pet despite the Knuckles series having been gone for years by that point. 

-On a retroactive front, the reveal of Rotor being gay, or rather the rationale and circumstances of it, did a lot to taint the perception of the series. Even when the series was going on, Penders hinted that one of the cast was gay, and didn’t reveal who it was until years after he had left the book…it just happened to be Rotor, who just happened to be tortured in the new 30YL storyline while his supposed lover, Cobor, was dead. That he timed the reveal in such a way that it made Flynn look like a homophobe was suspect enough, but his reasoning behind the reveal was especially troubling, with him declaring that Rotor was gay due to his shyness. Adding insult to injury, there was absolutely no chemistry between Cobor and Rotor, like at all. In a fandom where two characters so much as looking at eachother too long can result in shipping, this was especially noteworthy, as nobody at all shipped Cobor and Rotor before the reveal… and after, for that matter. Penders loudly patting himself on the back for this despite how little he had done in-story to indicate it did a lot to taint the storyline in people’s eyes, and forever made Rotor’s sexuality a touchy subject due to knowing that Penders would always be eager to take credit for it despite having done nothing to build it up. While there was only so much one could really do at the time it was written, that doesn’t excuse the fact that there was so little affection and so little to read into with regards to Cobor and Rotor, due to the fact that believable, human interaction is well beyond Penders’ capacity as a writer. 

There is probably more I am not considering. Anyone who has anything to add is free to do so. But in conclusion? For everything that this story promised to be, and for all the ways that promise was broken, this whole thing became a black hole of wasted potential, a vortex of suckage that would consume everything in proximity, and that is why despite everything, a lot of people are not that eager to see it re-visted, believing that its just impossible to un-anchor it from the awful, awful story that spawned, and that there is nothing worth salvaging from it. 

They might have a point.