i know this has been done but idc

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

“I should’ve said no to you but I never say no. And it’s selfish because…because I just take everything and I don’t know anything and…I don’t know what I want and I could I when all I ever do is say ‘Yes’ to everything.”

What if Keith had to get braces as a kid and wouldn’t talk for days after because they ruined his emo aesthetic (those earrings are totally fake)

Right I’m finally at my laptop so I can actually do this because I’ve been waiting all day haha :)

Rules:answer the 20 questions and tag 20 followers who you would like to know better
I got tagged by @acecutiecharlie @starlight-sanders @theawesomestofsauces @mylasagnaisraw @velocifoxy and @pattonpending! Thank you! I feel so loved haha ^_^

Name: Emma
Nickname: I don’t really have any! I’m not cool enough for nicknames haha
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Height: 5′1 (I’m smol)
Orientation: Aro ace :)
Nationality: British
Fav fruit: Oranges
Fav season: Probably either Autumn or Winter
Fav flower: Tulips
Fav scent: Baked bread :)
Fav colour: Blue!
Fav animal: Penguins, rabbits, dolphins or owls
Coffee, tea or hot cocoa: Hot chocolate! Hate coffee, and I’ll only occasionally have tea
Average hours of sleep: 7 but I can survive off a minimum of 4
Fav fictional character: Queen Minerva McGonagall because she is a sass queen and is also completely bad ass and I love her
Number of blankets you sleep with: 1 because any more and I would melt
Dream trip: I’ve never been to the US or Australia, so I’d like to go there at some point. I’ve been to China, but I also really want to go to Japan at some point :) Ooo and Mexico! Lots of places really haha ^_^ Also I’d like to meet some of my friends on this site :) (if any of you amazing lot ever visit the UK let me know)
Blog created: ??? Couldn’t tell you how long I’ve been on this hellsite but it’s been at least 2 years I think? Haha :)

I don’t have a clue who has already been tagged and who has already done this haha so you don’t have to do it if you’ve already done it before obviously :) I’ll tag @black-flower-crowns @breezesummers @catstarnerd @cayannamon @corystssides @feline-wolf @genesischildoflilith @idk-and-idc-and-idr @inalandofmythandtimeofmagic @lumil-lomil @lynncriesoverfandoms @meginoi @shadow-desu @tacitlyanimated @tawnyevergreen @tdmillard @thisisnotmychocolatebar @toxicats @umbreon-and-chocolate4life @yousaytomato and of course anyone else who wants to do it because I wanted to tag so many more people :)


IU as seasons: a winter knitted into warm solace

they were quite the lame pair. they spent all their winters in a blue room traced with their icy blue fingertips. bundled up in blankets in all the colours that matched the blush on his nose. she never got to finish the sweater she promised him, because they were just a pair of puppy lovers who got so excited at the sight of knitting string, they’d pounce around till they were completely tangled up in each other. her frowns woven into his cheeky smiles. her button nose, a victim of his sneaky kisses.
“i’m not leaving you alone until you say it right.” 
“you know i can’t gurgle my throat around his na- ugh fine! Gogghhh away!”
winter was their favourite season because it seemed to last all year. he swore he’d be her summer breeze and she promised she’d be every storm.