i know they look funny to humans but

romidant-diarmi  asked:

Since it's on it's way: imagine having to explain April Fool's Day and/or the concept of pranking one's friends for the sake of amusement. Like, maybe the aliens understand setting something up in regards to honing reflexes or something, but things like whoopee cushions and complex Rube Goldberg machines to fling shaving cream at someone just baffle them. Also the concept of a prank war in space is just amusing.

Thrnawxh watched in confusion as Human Frankie attached some sort of transparent film to the entryway, snickering to themself and occasionally looking over their shoulder as if fearing they were being watched. It put Thrnawxh ‘on edge’ as the humans would say.

In xir experience, if a human was worried, anyone else ought to be terrified.

Eventually, xir worry won out, causing xem to ask what Human Frankie was doing.

“It’s the first day of April.” Human Frankie said, baring their teeth in a show of either aggression, or bizarrely enough pleasure. Usually Thrnawxh would be able to guess which one it was based on a human’s statement, but this one made no sense.

“Also known as April Fool’s day, and oh boy does Sara got something coming for her.” Frankie continued, apparently having no idea that xe didn’t understand their explanation. What’s worse was that Human Sara apparently had something hunting them.

“And this device will stop Human Sara’s would-be attackers?” Xe asked, not sure how that would work, but xe had seen humans accomplish much more demanding things with seemingly worse odds.

“No, no what I meant is that Sara doesn’t-” they began before pausing, seemingly to reconsider whatever they were going to say. “You remember when I explained human humour to you, right?”

“Yes, when I believed you were ill because of your stomach contracting while you looked at an oddly shaped root vegetable.”  Thrnawxh confirmed, not seeing the relevance.

“Great. So this is a joke. I’m going to play a prank on Sara, because it’s April’s Fool’s day.” They said, though some of the words didn’t seem to translate well or at all to xir native language.

“I do not understand,” xe said, looking up at them in a way xe hoped Human Frankie would realise was questioning. Xir hopes were however not high.

“Shit, right okay. Erm. So a prank is a trick - you know what a trick is, right? Good. It’s a trick that you pull on someone because it’s funny, or like today, because it’s tradition. Sometimes they’re mean, but unless you’re a dickhead, they’re just funny. Like… shoving a pie in someone’s face, or pulling cellophane across the doorway and having them walk into it. Just, harmless fun, you know? And April Fool’s day is the first day of April - that’s one of our months; one of the sub-parts we divide the time it takes for our home planet to orbit the sun into. So it’s the first day of that sub-part, and it’s tradition to prank people.” Human Frankie explained, giving a small nod when they were done as if confirming what they’d just said.

“Why?” Xe asked, getting only a shrug in return - a signal of uncertainty or non-commitment. “What purpose does it serve?”

“Oh, no no purpose. I mean, maybe it did at one time? Superstition or what ever, but it’s just fun.” Human Frankie said before delving into a story of a prank they and a friend did on an authoritarian learning monitor when they were younger.

The story itself was interesting, though Thrnawxh was hardly able to focus when xe had so much new information to process about human behaviour.

Xe certainly had a lot left to learn.

Listen up folks...

I’m not gonna talk about what sparked this rant. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is what I’m about to say.

I’m freaking done with the hate.

This SPN Family is supposed to be encouraging, accepting, we’re supposed to at least try to get along. Apparently that’s too hard. Now I could rant for hours about how some people in the SPN Family are treating eachother, but that’s for another time. This rant is going to be about one thing, the hate that the wives of the two leaders of this SPN Family receive. For this post I’m going to focus on one of the wives in particular…Danneel Ackles.

Once again as the Ackles family was nice enough to share parts of their life with us, people decide to be douchebags. This time Jensen isn’t happy with his life because he isn’t smiling in the photo of him & JJ. Also apparently comparing his kids to the comedy & tragedy is just a terrible thing to do. Oh, did you also hear that the twins might not be his because he said “my” twins instead of “our” twins. This is all Danneel’s fault too because she makes Jensen hate his life.

She can’t do anything right in the eyes of some people and it’s pissing me off. What did she do to cause so much hate? Now is the part when I ramble on about all she’s done…

She told her husband to go to a convention for the fans a few days after giving birth to twins.

Jensen told the story about finding out about the twins…JJ gave him a letter about it when he arrived at the airport…meaning he couldn’t be at the doctor appoint. How many doctor appointments do you think he had to miss because of filming?

She uses her “celebrity” to bring awareness to different events and situations going on in the world. I didn’t know about the Yulin dog festival until she talked about it. She does different work for a variety of charities, freaking google it if you don’t believe it.

Her husband is in a different country for the majority of the year while she stays back home in Austin. Have you ever had your husband away for a long period of time? Cause I have. It sucks. I complained about it on social media ALL THE TIME, but she never does.

She was a working woman in Hollywood. IMDb that shit. She was a steady worker in Hollywood however she slowed down/stopped when they had JJ.

Think of all the times she’s been out with her husband, cause that’s what Jensen is, he’s not “omg Jensen Ackles TV star”, he’s Jensen, the pain in the butt who forgot to take out the trash or forgot to grab the milk when he ran to the stores. Think about how many times she’s probably been out with him & had to deal with people coming up to talk to him. Now think about how many times this has happened & people have ignored her existence or used her as nothing more then a photo taker. Fans don’t mean too, but that shit probably happens more often then you think. I would get so sick of that.

Did I forget to mention how Jensen freaking lights up whenever someone brings up Danneel? CAUSE I WITNESSED IT IN PERSON A FEW WEEKS AGO & HE LEGIT LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGER IN LOVE WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT HER!

But no.

Apparently we’re supposed to hate her just cause.

Now is when the “haters” start to go, “you just like her because of who she’s married to.”

No haters.


I knew about Danneel before I knew about Jensen. I know Danneel from One Tree Hill but I started to admire her when she hosted Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2009. She was the really pretty model/actress that I looked up to because she was funny & pretty. It wasn’t until I started watching Supernatural in 2015 that I had the “holy cow they’re married to each other” moment.


To sum up this rant; you don’t have to like Danneel, just don’t be a dick. If you admire Jensen as a human, don’t disrespect his wife or his family.

Basically if you wouldn’t go up to a person & say it to their face, don’t say it. Plus why bother wasting your time hating something when you could spend your time on something you love?

End rant.

Jikook fic recs masterpost

Hi everyone! So, as any jikook shipper, you all know that there is a variety of great fics, old and new, about our fave ship. I, personally, tend to like reading more about the new ones (not because the 2014 ones aren’t good anymore, but like, u know what i mean, dynamics of the ship changed).

So as someone who spends……. alot….. of their free time reading and writing fics, and as someone who’s been in the fandom for a couple months now, i tought it would be a good idea to write down here some of my faves for you, old shipper who thinks they’ve read them all, or new shipper who doesn’t know where to start :) 

I’ll try to recommend complete ones for the most part, and recent ones, but you know…… some of ‘em are classics. Here are my personnal all-time favorites.

Let’s start ! (in no particular order)

* - awesome

** - extra-awesome

*** - life-changing

1. Constraint, by Harlot. ** One shot, 40k, complete. “Jungkook is young and he is more acquainted with confusion and poor-decision-making than he’d like to admit. Despite being only 19 years old, he sometimes argues that he’s been through and seen some shit. He is never sure where he’s going to end up and he’s not entirely sure what kind of future is waiting for him. He is often not sure of a lot but he is certain—absolutely certain—that he’s not gay.
Alternatively, a story in which Jungkook meets Park Jimin and doesn’t like him whatsoever. There’s just something about him… there’s just so much about him. Jungkook really can’t stand him. In fact, he can’t stand him so much he can’t quite seem to get him off of his mind.
” ((So this one is quite lengthy, i know, but totally worth it ! Jungkook is a real douche in the beginning, but his reactions are so believable and relatable that you forgive him instantly. Great caracterization. Smutty parts in the end.))

2. Loverboy, by gangbang. *** One shot, 9k, complete. “this much jimin’s figured out: sometimes, somehow, his words make people fall in love with him.” ((Okay so this one is my personnal favorite, if I had to chose from all the jikooks fics, and probably all fics of all ships of all times, this would probably win the 1rst place. There’s something about it. Magical realism. Ansgt. Incredible storyline and characterization. A+++))

3. More golden than a golden snitch, by arborescent. ** Series of 3 One shots. 4k for this one, complete. “Everyone knows that the first year Slytherin seeker Jeon Jungkook’s biggest fan is not from his own house but a third year Hufflepuff named Park Jimin.” ((Okay so another old one… but a true classic. This one is a series so be sure to read the 3 of them, aren’t long, but truly amazing. HP au, with a lot of misunderstandings, a tsundere jk, and a fluffy muggleborn jimin. Don’t have to have loved HP to read this.))

4. And back again, by novilunar. * One shot, 3k, complete. “Jimin wishes he could stay away from Jungkook.” ((Ok so this is also an old one BUT i had to link it cause i read it 4 times by now and it is  THE fic that started me into Jikook. Basically, Jimin doesn’t do one night stands, and thats all jk does. Jimin falls. Happy ending. Great writing. Good smutty parts. Love it.))

5. The Bet, by jonghyunslisterine. ** 11 chapters, 46k, complete. “Where Jeon Jungkook makes a bet that he can get the notoriously single Park Jimin to sleep with him by the end of the semester. Needless to say, things don’t go exactly as planned.” ((Okay, another old one, classic, that you probably already read. If not, then  d o   i t. Quite lengthy, but a safe bet. Great great great character development. Jimin is such a complex but lovely being and jk is such a douche but then gets it and it all goes well in the end. The jeonlous is gold. University setting, and jk’s concerns about school are so well written and so relatable. Great one overall.))

6. Flowertalk, by soranosuzu. * One shot, 3k, complete. “Jimin works in a flower shop and Jungkook is a delivery boy who drives a pastel pink van.” ((Tooth rotting fluff. Short and sweet, perfect for when you’re feeling for it.))

7. You’re ripped at every edge (but you’re a masterpiece), bykafeuka. * 3 chapters, 34k, complete.  “Jimin swore there was nothing worst than having Jeon Jungkook as a sergeant.(Or,In which Jimin was forced to enlist in military and he was under the sexgod Sergeant Jeon’s monitoring division and god, Sergeant Jeon really needs to stop being a douchebag)” ((Ok so this one is maybe not an ultimate fave, but it’s only b/c of the end. Overall, it’s great, tho’. Military AU. Sexual tension. JK is sexually frustrated and frustrating. JM is a rich boy. Both characters are douches. Loved the idea.))

8. One upon a time share, by namakemono. * 5 chapters, 32k, complete. “Jungkook is in desperate need of a vacation, but spending two weeks in Namjoon and Hoseok’s timeshare in Okinawa with his recently separated ex of three years was probably (definitely) not what he had in mind.” ((I don’t know why i like the ex trope so much??? anyone with me??? there isn’t enough of those. JK and JM broke up, but their friends are still friends. And want them back together. Oops. Love it.))

7. White T-shirt and Brown Timberlands, by Rose_gold715. ** One shot, 11k, complete. “Jimin is filing for divorce after eight years with Jungkook. He needs to let go, and yet, he wants to hold on a little longer.” ((Aaaaand another ex trope, but not really. Established relationship that doesn’t go well for a while, but happy ending. Original idea. Kinda angsty, and heartbreaking. Loved it.))

8. You’re a hard soul to save with an ocean in the way (but i’ll get around it), by namakemono (great author ok bye). ** One shot, 20k, complete. “Jimin has the whole ocean at his fingertips, but for some reason he can’t help but look up to where the humans are, and wonder what it’s like to be part of their world.(or: the Little Mermaid AU that no one asked for)” ((Ok so now move on to something a lil’ fluffier. I DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED A LITTLE MERMAID AU. But i did. Jimin w/ red hair. Rich boy JK that has to take care of him. Funny and cute. A little jowel of a fic.))

9. You Don’t Bring Me Flour, by superbroc. * One shot, 3k, complete. “In order to graduate, Park Jimin must convince cute grocery cashier Jeon Jungkook that this sack of flour is his beloved child.” ((Soooo funny. Happy and fluffy. Great when you’re in the mood for something lighter.))

10. Let’s play for keeps, bykaythebest. * One shot, 4k, complete. “Jimin plays games for the entertainment of the Internet. Poorly. In fact, his entire schtick seems to be entirely based on how terrible he is. JimJams tries. He rarely succeeds.” ((Youtuber AU. Funny. A lot of Pining. What’s there more to ask.))

11. A touch of sin, by pettey. *** 10 chapters, 102k, complete. “After his transfer to a quiet seaside town, Jeongguk was prepared to face a year of uneventful CID work, but found himself dealing with a series of strange murders instead.” ((ULTIMATE FAVE OF THE MOMENT. Last fic I actually read, yesterday, in the middle of the night. Terrible idea, ‘cause it’s so spooky. I’m not a fan of gore, so i was scared when i read the hashtags, but really there isn’t that much, and it’s so well written that you barely notice it. The story is so well written and plot-driven. It could litteraly be a book. The universe is so intriguing. Ghosts. Witchcraft. JK is a cop, JM is a witch, sorta. Weird murders happen, JM is suspected. Sexual tension. So soooo much sexual tension. Characters are amazingly written. Slowbuilt. The end is bittersweet, if you don’t like much of happy endings, you’ll love it, if you only like happy endings (like me), you’ll love it too. Also there’s smut. And amazing song recommandations.))

12. Nu ABO: A Memoir by Park Jimin, by decompositionbooks. ** 6 chapters, 34k, complete. “The world didn’t think it was necessary to give him a guide when it shoved all of these omega hormones at him, so here it is, Park Jimin’s handbook on dealing with heats, unrequited love, and Jeon Jungkook.” ((You kids are so lucky to be able to read this fic in one go. I had to wait for every chapter. E v e r y   o n e. I know not all are fans of ABO dynamics, but try this one, please. It’s so good. Jimin is hilarious. Jungkook is emotionally constipated. Sexual tension. Jealousy. Great writing. A+))

13. Leave Your Mark, by snarcsics. *** 3/10 chapters, 49k, not completed. “The first time Jimin meets a gaunt, small beta boy named Jungkook in the examination room of Namjoon’s lab, he can’t seem to take his eyes off him. The second time he sees Jungkook it’s because he refuses to eat without him. The third time they meet, Jungkook is more teeth and claws than Jimin can handle.” ((OK SO I KNOW THIS FIC IS NOT COMPLETED. BUT LISTEN it’s worth it. Ohhh so worth it. Plus the author tends to finish all of her fics. Superd kind, replies to all comments. This fic is the beginning of a masterpiece. Not like any ABO. The plot is so great. The characterization is A+++. So much tension. So intriguing. JM is an omega. JK is a beta that will become an alpha artificially cause they are extinct. It doesn’t go so well. Please read it. Trust me on this one. You won’t regret it.))

So this is all of my ultimate favorite fics! I still have plenty I would like to recommend, but I figured too long posts annoy everyone. Tell me if you liked this list and if you would like me to do some others :) I was thinking about doing thematics ones, like fluffy, smutty, angsty… Tell me if that would be something you’d like! 

If you have any fics to recommend me, please please please do so!

This fandom is great. This ship is great. Don’t forget to comment on the stories you read to encourage these fabulous authors!

Thank you for reading!


Here’s an example of a funny little thing called forced perspective. I don’t know why people always assume that wolfdogs are enormous by default (I had one guy ask if Ivar would be “about 200 pounds” when he was full-grown?) and I’ve noticed a lot of “viral” wolfdog photos showing off animals that look larger than life on account of this photographic technique. 

In the first shot, Ivar looks HUGE on account of his closer proximity to the camera. Whereas the second photo shows him prettymuch on par with Amanda, the human subject. Objects closer to the camera always appear larger than objects in the background, and either by design, or by accident, a photographer can therefore “lie with the lens” to make things, like wolfdogs, seem enormous when they’re actually normal size. 

“Seventeen Days” (Part 2)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Fantasy/College AU)

Summary: An angel from heaven is sent back to Earth to prevent college senior Bucky Barnes from ending his life. But here’s the catch - she only has seventeen days to do it.

A/N: i’ve decided to do a special tagging list for this story! please let me know if you’re interested in joining me in the potential mess that is this story. and i know this pace is oddly slow, but bear with me, friends! there’s a reason for it! -j. x

next: Part 3
“Seventeen Days” (Masterlist)

Your feet land on a cushy rug, and an audible sigh leaves you. Contrary to popular assumption, the journey from heaven has been a bumpy one. No offense to the technicians of heaven, but there has to be a smoother way to cross the barrier between mortality and the divine.

Clutching your stomach, you lean against the wall for a breather. “Whew, that was horrible,” you let out as your stomach calms down.

“Aren’t you the one who set fire to David Bowie’s cape?”

You snap your head in the direction of the safehouse’s living room. Lounging on a couch is a young blonde sporting glasses and a cap. He studies you with piercing scrutiny, his blue eyes battling with your equally relentless gaze. As this is a safehouse for non-humans, you deduce he’s either a celestial being or a mythical creature in disguise as a human.

“I’ve heard stories, and… Yes, it’s definitely you,” he chuckles, crossing his legs with leisure. “You’re definitely the one who burned Bowie’s cape.”

Crossing your arms against your chest, you frown at the blonde. “I literally just got here. Is that really an appropriate way to greet someone who just made the journey from heaven to Earth?” you cluck.

“What do you want me to say? I’m sorry the ride to Earth wasn’t all rainbows and glitter with the Hallelujah chorus playing in the background?”

You curiously peer at the blonde, giving him the once-over as a pregnant pause blankets the room. A smile slowly invades your lips as you place your hands on your hips. “You’re a sassy grump. We’re either going to get along wonderfully or kill each other,” you confidently conclude.

The blonde snorts out a laugh and stands to his full height, forcing you to tilt your head upwards to meet his eyes. He holds out his hand with a cordial smile. “I’m Steve, Grim Reaper and your official mentor during your stay,” he introduces.

Keep reading

No Strings Attached

Pairings: Kol x Reader

Warnings: NSFW

Word Count: 2163


You have been really good friends with the Mikaelsons for about a year now. Rebekah is like the sister you’ve never had, Klaus and Elijah are like brothers to you while Kol is a little bit of the opposite. The both of you flirt here and there, but you’ve never seen each other being a couple.

It was a quarter to 11. You and the youngest Mikaelson brother are the only ones home, god knows where the rest of his siblings went. The two of you were bored so you decided to drink and play billiards. Of course you were losing because you’re terrible at this game. “Gosh Kol, you could’ve at least gone easy on me. I’m a girl.” You scoffed playfully.

“Perhaps not, Y/N.” Kol smiled. He noticed your glass is empty, so he took it and refilled it for you. “Time for another.”

His glass now being in one hand and yours in the other, he handed you yours. “T-thanks Kol.” You stuttered from being a little tipsy.

“Tsk Tsk. Someone’s a lightweight.” Kol teased. then he clanked his glass to yours to cheers.

After chugging your drink, you picked up your pool cue, knowing that your turn is next. You positioned your body with the cue to the spot that you believed that was appropriate to hit. But the alcohol was getting to your system and right before you hit it, you stopped yourself, by quickly standing up, holding the cue vertically. “Actually, Kol. I’m bored of this already.”

Kol laughed then started walking towards you, with drink in hand. “Is it because you’re losing, darling? Oh don’t be such a sore loser.”

Without thinking, you attempted to hit Kol with the pool cue which only lead to failure. With Kol being the original vampire that he is, he has really quick reflexes so he stopped it with his hand. He didn’t take it personal since he knew you’re only playing around and you both know it won’t hurt him at all. “Easy there, human.” Kol cooed.

You laughed from your failure. “I tried. I tried.”

Kol showed off his height by inching up closer to you, looking down on you. “You really think you’re a match against a 1000 year old vampire?” Kol questioned, then softened up his voice. “Funny.”

You didn’t know if the alcohol was getting to your system or if Kol Mikaelson looked so hot right now. It must be the alcohol. Never did it cross your mind before about ever screwing him. The alcohol must be getting to him because he was getting way too close for comfort right now, making your breaths deeper and his following suit. He cupped your cheek with his hand, lightly rubbing his thumb on your bottom lip. The both of you kept looking back and forth at each others eyes and lips.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Kol asked, now keeping his eyes focused your eyes instead.

“I mean, no one’s home so….” You replied.

Now Kol locks his lips with yours. The two of you swirling each others tongues in and out. He lifts you up and carries you to the pool table, not losing contact with each others lips.

Kol removes your top and you copy him by helping remove his. He brushes his hands along your sides as he kisses on your neck, making you let out a groan. “We’re really doing this Kol.” You chuckled.

Kol stops and looks at you. “This may be a night filled with regrets or a night to remember.” He tapped your nose once and gave you a smirk before pushing your body down on the pool table.

(The following morning…)

It was noon-ish when you awoke. Your head was slightly spinning and you felt pretty dehydrated from the alcohol you consumed last night.

You sat up and slowly scanned your surroundings to see if you can remember anything from last night. The first thing you noticed is that you’re wearing a t-shirt that is a few sizes too big. Seeing that Kol is asleep next to you in bed shirtless, you assumed that it’s his. Now that’s when the memories of last night came back to you. “Ah shit.” You mouthed to yourself.

Yup, you had sex with Kol last night. Regret wasn’t what you felt, because you do remember the drunk sex being amazing, you were just a little embarrassed because you didn’t want Kol to think that anyone can get inside your pants when you’re drunk.

Seeing that the upper half of his body is without clothes, you were also curious to see if the lower half of him is too. Still sitting up, you lifted up the blanket to get a peek. And damn, that morning wood of his made your jaw drop. “Damn, Kol Mikaelson.” You said accidentally said aloud. From catching yourself, you held your lips together to stay silent, but it failed because you woke up Kol. 

Kol yawned and stretched his arms. “Morning, Y/N.” He said with a raspy voice.

“I cannot believe that happened last night.”

“Well darling, I happen to have no regrets.”

“Oh my god, you must think I’m such a slut.” You whined, sinking yourself lower into the bed.

Kol chuckled. “Nonsense, Y/N. Not the slightest.” He got off of the bed to search for his clothes. “I happen to be thirsty, actually.”

Your eyes lit up at the thought of a nice cold glass of water. “Oh me too. Can you get me a glass of water too, please?”

Kol slid on his boxers, then grabbed his pants to put on next. “You’re quite funny. I wasn’t referring to water. But I’ll bring you back a glass.”

While you’re waiting on Kol to return with your water, you grabbed your phone from the nightstand to make sure you didn’t drunk text anyone or drunk post anything on social media. 

Phew. You’re in the clear.

After a few minutes, Kol arrives and you chug that water like there’s no tomorrow. “Ah.” You said, rolling your eyes in the back of your head.

Kol grinned at you in amusement. “That was my bloody reaction when I got a hold of those blood bags just now.”

You hear Rebekah’s voice grow as she’s walking in. “Brunch is here if you’re hungry, Kol.” Seeing that you’re in Kol’s bed, her lips parted in surprise. “You two?” She questioned, with one hand of her hip and the other hand, pointing two fingers at you both.

“Uh…” Both you and Kol said, being speechless.

“Never mind that. Feel free to come down you two, if you’re hungry.” Rebekah quickly walked out.

For the next few days you couldn’t stop thinking about the night you slept with Kol. You don’t have any romantic feelings for him whatsoever, but the sex was great and you honestly wouldn’t mind doing it again. Plus, you’re not sleeping around with anyone else at the moment, so you don’t think there’s any harm if it’s with the same person again. Your plan was to confront Kol about it the next time you saw him.

Knocking on the door of the Mikaelson’s home, Klaus opened the door with a smile. “Fancying seeing you, love. Let me guess-” He glanced up while pointing his index finger up as if he was thinking. “-you’re looking for Kol?”

Well damn. Klaus knows about it too. You figured Rebekah told him after she saw you in Kol’s bed. “Very funny, Klaus. And yes I am.” You walked inside, not caring to wait for an invitation inside. “Where is he?”

“He’s here. In his room, i assume.” Klaus replied. 

You made your way to Kol’s bedroom, but saw that he wasn’t in there so you just made yourself comfortable in his bed while you waited.

After 10 minutes, Kol entered the room with a towel wrapped around his waist. Your presence startled him, making him jump. “Bloody hell, Y/N. You frightened the hell out of me.”

“We need to talk about something.” You sat at the edge of the bed and patted your hand on the mattress for Kol to sit down.

“About?” He questioned.

“Don’t worry, it’s not bad. Actually. It’s good. Maybe?” You questioned your statement a bit because it was good for you, but you weren’t exactly confident if it’s a positive thing for him. So to the hell with it.

“Alright, darling. Spit it out.”

“So I have this idea. First off, we’re both adults here. You know, you’re hot and I’m hot.” You pointed at Kol, then back at yourself. “You’re single and I’m single. I also know that we’re both not looking for a relationship, nor are we sleeping with anyone else.” Being good friends with Kol, you’re definitely confident that he isn’t sleeping with anyone else because he practically tells you everything.

“Ah, I see where you’re headed with this. So you want to be, what do the Americans call it?” Kol paused to think. “Oh that’s right. Fuck buddies. Am I correct?”

“Yeah.” You laughed at Kol. “Or a classier name would be: friends with benefits.”

“Brilliant.” Kol agrees with your idea. “So you think I’m hot?” He joked with a smirk on his face and you rolled your eyes at his cockiness.

“But. There has to be rules involved. We have to vow not to let ourselves gain feelings for the other. And, if one of us wants to cut it off for whatever reason, the other has to agree.”


“Good. So-”

Kol cuts you off. “So technically, this friends with benefits thing starts like now now?”

“Yes?” You answered, tilting your head.

Kol stands up confidently in front of you, looking very eager. “Come on then. On your knees.” He put one hand on his hip and the other pointing his finger down at his crotch.

You chuckled while shaking your head in disagreement. “What? Are you serious?”

“Well darling, you’re the one that said. So come on, I want your mouth to work its magic again.”

You noticed his hard member poking through towel and thought ‘fuck it’. So you hopped off of the bed and obeyed Kol’s command.

And there it was. A month goes by and the vow that the two of you made did not go broken. It’s actually been pretty fun. There would be nights where the two of you would go out drinking together, which obviously led to fucking. Whether it be in his car, in the shower or in his bed. 

But, there was a period where Kol’s siblings voiced their opinions to him about the thing that you two have.

Rebekah: “I’m just warning you Kol, this is going to end one way and one way only.”

Kol: “And how is that?”

Rebekah: “What if one of you ends up gaining feels and the other doesn’t feel the same? Someone is going to get hurt.”

Kol: “And that’s where you’re wrong, Rebekah. Y/N and I have a made our own vow to not allow that to happen.”

Rebekah: “Elijah, please tell me that what Kol and Y/N are doing is wrong.”

Elijah: “Rebekah, I believe our dear brother is quite old enough to make his own choices.”

Klaus: “What Elijah said. You know, to each their own.”

Today you’re going out for lunch with your girlfriends to catch up on the latest gossip. Elena and Caroline feel the same way that Rebekah does about this whole situation with you and Kol, but Bonnie is happy as long as you’re happy.

Since Klaus will be away for a week, he allowed you to take over his master bedroom in the meantime.

It was about two hours before the scheduled time to head out, so you hopped in the nice and steamy shower. Soaking up all that warmth made you want to stay in here for hours. You were rinsing off your conditioner as you’re getting lost in your thoughts, until all of a sudden it was interrupted. “What the hell, Kol?!” Being distracted by your thoughts, you didn’t see Kol come into the bathroom until he opened the shower door.

“May I join?” He asked, wearing nothing but boxers and jeans.

“Um no. I’m actually just finishing up. How did you even get in here?” You focused on rinsing whatever conditioner was remaining on your hair.

“Learn to lock the door, love.” Kol started unbuttoning and unzipping his jeans, letting his jeans fall to the floor. “How about a quickie then?” He smiled, revealing his teeth.

You rolled your eyes and turned off the shower. “No I have to hurry up and get ready.” You reached your arm out for Kol’s cue to hand you your towel, which he does willingly and you walked out to dry yourself off.

Kol removes his boxers and gets in the shower, moving the knob to turn it on. “Your loss.” He joked.

His Human Mate - Part 1

Tony Stark is your big brother, not by blood, but by choice. Your choice to be exact. You had followed Iron Man to Stark Tower, when Tony was accidentally killing himself with the first arc reactor, and Tony had decided to keep you. Tony gave you a new identity and you were now Y/N Stark. Pepper loves you because you are one of the few people who can drag him away from his workshop, which you are currently trying to do.

“Tony!! Hurry up! I want to go upstairs!!”

There werewolf growled at you but spun around in his chair, “I don’t want to go upstairs”

“Tough shit, big bro! I already called Tasha, so she’s expecting us”

“You would make friends with the scariest vampire up there” he grumbles. Squaring his shoulders, he looks you in the eye, “I won’t be bullied by a human, or a bunch of vamps”

You roll your eyes, “It isn’t bullying, everyone is going to be there. I just want to meet everyone! The only one I’ve met is Tasha and that wasn’t even in person! You’re constantly bitching about the team and I want to meet them!”

“You’re just a human, most of them are vampires, or rage monsters, or gods! Some of them are even more than one of those things! It’s a huge risk taking you up there!”

“Clint isn’t a vampire! And Sam is human!”

“They are also trained to kill both Vamps and Weres!” Tony lets out a low growl. You knew he was nervous, you were his little sister, the youngest person in the entire tower.

You turn on the water works, knowing that your puppy of a big brother can stand to see you cry “P-please, Tony?”

“Fine! We’ll go! But you had better stay by me the entire time, I don’t want you to be alone with anyone”


He looks at you out of the corner of his eye, “That’s is? Just alright? No arguing?”

“Well, we’re going, aren’t we? That’s all I wanted” grabbing his hand you start to pull him toward the elevator that JARVIS has waiting for you, “Now come one!! We’re already late!”

Meeting the mismatched team of superheroes is surprisingly calm. Steve is surprisingly human for a vampire, and he seems to be immune to all of Tony’s taunting, but Clint and Tasha are smirking out of the corner of your eye.

“Hi! I’m Y/N, I’m Tony’s little sister”

Steve gives you a blinding smile, “Hello, Natasha speaks very highly of you. She says that you’re a good influence on Tony, that you actually make him rest”

Tony lets out a growl.

You plant yourself in between them, turning to face Tony, “I told you that I wanted a nice evening, and that I wanted to get to know everyone. Now you put him away and play nice, you can growl and throw a fit later when go out, but right now I want to have fun”

You storm past Tony and walk straight up to Natasha, the only other person in the room that you know. Tony scrambles behind you, not wanting to let you out of his sight. There was no sign of Thor or Loki yet, and Tony refused to allow you to be alone with either of the gods. He didn’t mind Natasha being near you, or Sam, but the others were all too strong and not really used to dealing with humans.

Tony stood beside Steve, watching you talk to the team, “Where’s Goldilocks and Reindeer Games?”

“They went out to pick up the food”

“Good, I don’t want any surprises, Y/N needs to be kept safe. JARVIS alert me when they enter the building”

Of course, Sir

Steve glances at Tony out of the corner of his eye, “You think either of them would hurt her?”

“She’s special, Steve, probably the mate to some supernatural creatures. Weres might not be telepathic like Vamps but even I can tell that her mind is meant to bind with one of ours”

Steve nods, “I noticed that as soon as the elevators opened. She has a very compatible mind”

“Stay away from her” Tony growls

“I don’t want Y/N, so you don’t have to worry about that. You need to be careful when introducing her to new people, specifically Vampires. If her mind is this compatible with mine, I think that her mate will be one of my kind”

You run back to Tony, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, pup. Just talking”

“Alright. You just seem a little … agitated”

“I’m fine. Are you having fun?”

You grin, “Yeah!! Tasha said that you aren’t allowed to keep me locked away anymore! She said that if you did she and Clint will come and rescue me!”

Tony opens his mouth to respond, but JARVIS interrupts.

Thor and Loki have entered the tower, Sir

“Thank you, JARVIS”

“I’m gonna see if they need any help”


You jerk back, surprised at the sudden outburst, “Seriously, what’s wrong? You were fine a few minutes ago, and not your acting all weird”

At that moment, the elevator doors open and Thor and Loki walk onto the common room floor. “How can you smell that you oaf? Are you wolves truly that useless?”

“Do not be cruel, brother! You know that wolves are not telepathic. The only smells that are new are Friend Tony and Lady Y/N”

“Perhaps Anthony knows where the smell is coming from”

You glance up at Tony confused, “Do you smell funny? I don’t think we smell funny”

You eyes shoot up when Loki lets out a low growl, “Stark, step away from my mate”

You whip around and give the handsome brunette a strange look, “Your mate? I don’t know who you are”

Loki sniffs the air again, “You are human”

Rolling your eyes, you put your hands on your hips, “Obviously. Now you two need to put the food on the table and come sit down. I’m starving, and I’m not willing to deal with anyone’s weirdness on an empty stomach”

You walk away, hiding around the corner in the kitchen. You really want to know what they are going to say.

“She is my mate.” Loki, Loki had just said you are his mate! The youngest prince of Asgard had just said you are his mate.

“You know that you think rather loudly, do you not?”

You yelp, you hadn’t even been paying attention and Loki had snuck up on you. “I-I … um … sorry?”

“You have nothing to be sorry for, darling. I would enjoy getting to know you better. You mind is extremely compatible with mine, and I believe that you would be an optimal mate”

You can hear Tony snarling and shouting from the other room, “You stay away from my sister you demon!! I’ll tear your throat out! Don’t you touch her!!”

You stare up at Loki with wide eyes, “I think you made Tony mad”

Loki just chuckles, “Worry not about the wolf, beloved. Thor and Steven will calm him down in time for dinner.” He hold out his arm for you and you place a hand at his elbow, “Now, are you amiable to be courted my me?”

You can’t stop the blush that appears on your cheeks and Loki inhales, his pupils dilating. “I think that I would like that, Loki”

“NO, PUP, NO!!!!” Tony howls

Loki chuckles quietly, “Do you believe that Anthony will challenge me, my human?”

“I don’t think so, he’ll be mad for a while, but he’ll get over it”

“If he does challenge me, I will enjoy defeating him in front of you”

You chuckle and shake your head. These boys ae going to my the death of you. You are the sister of a werewolf, and the mate of a vampire. How the hell is this team going to survive that?

anonymous asked:

I saw the ask about the positioning thing and that x-ray talk had me wondering. How would each skeleton UT,Uf and Us react to seeing their s/o x-ray? Like the chest area or the whole body is really up to you

When you went to the doctor, you had to get chest and abdominal x-rays (the latter includes a nice view of your pelvis, of course).  You decided that since you’re dating a skeleton, they would probably get a kick out of getting to actually see your bones, so you asked for a disc with the images to take home. 

You call your bonefriend into the room right as the disc loads on your laptop.  

“Hey, check it out– I got some x-rays today!  Thought you’d like to check out what my very own skeleton looks like.”


Sans’s stroll into the room had him with his usual good-natured grin on his face, but the second you announced that it’s YOUR skeleton on the screen, well… you can see his grin slip, his eyelights  becoming pin-pricks riveted to the screen.  He comes to sit beside you as you flip through the three images, and you notice him tense up when your pelvis is in plain sight.  


“…did you know that you have 206 bones in your body?”

You actually didn’t know there was that many.  You smile, thinking he’s about to start naming them, but when he turns to you, his shit-eating grin reappears.  

“would you like one more?”



Papyrus freezes the instant he sees the x-rays, his face flushing pink.  He has trouble enough dealing with the naked skeletons during Halloween, so seeing your bones laid bare on the screen flusters him even more.  It feels so intimate, him seeing something hidden beneath layers of skin, muscle, and fat, and he shifts uneasily.  He hasn’t even seen you without your clothes yet!

“Something wrong?” you ask, your amused smile beginning to fade.  Did you overstep some kind of skeleton monster boundary?

“NO, N-NOTHING LIKE THAT!  IT’S JUST THAT…”  He’s blushing harder and trying not to look at the screen, even though his gaze keeps getting drawn to it.  "I-I CAN SEE YOUR PELVIS!  AND IT.. IT’S DISRESPECTFUL TO GAWK!“  

“Paps, sweetie, it’s okay to look.  I thought you’d find it cool.”


Yeah, he dashes out of the room with his face bright pink.  


"hell yeah, i do!”

Red is instantly at your side, taking the laptop and putting it on his own lap.  His grin is wide, and he slips an arm around you while he scrolls through the image.  The look on his face is ravenounous, as if you went to the doctor just for a sexy nude photo session.  "stars, sweetheart, it’s not even my birthday~.“

You elbow him lightly in the ribs.  "Are you saying you find me sexier without skin?”  There’s a self-conscious lithe to your tone that you’re unable to completely bury.  

“not at all,” he answers without missing a beat, his eyelights shifting back over to you.  "you should know by now that i love the shit outta your skin.  it’s so soft.“  He sets the laptop down and pulls you onto his lap, his phalanges gripping your hips.  Red leans around you to glance at the x-rays on the laptop, where he can clearly see the bones of your pelvis.  "it’s just also sexy as hell to see what’s beneath it.  your pelvis looks like mine, doll, so why don’t we match ‘em up?”  He winks, and all at once, the insecurity is gone as you grin.  


His face is bright red the instant he spots the screen.  "WHO ELSE SAW THESE OBSCENE PICTURES?!“ he demands, his eyelights glowing as bright as his face.  He appears pissed off.

"Uh, the tech, the doctor, the nurses probably–or at least the nurse practioner.  Maybe a radiologist?” you shrug.  Papyrus seems even more incensed over your reply.


“It’s just an x-ray,” you point out slowly, not understanding the big deal.


“Lemme cut you off right there,” you begin, holding up a hand.  "You’re being ridiculous right now, but I’ll let it slide because apparently x-rays are a huge turn-on for you or something?“  You’re smirking as you watch him become even more flustered, his jaw opening and closing, and his arms crossing.  


“Just come over and look at them, then.”

He complies, plopping down onto the couch with his arms still crossed.  He shifts in his seat as you scroll through the images.  When you’re done, you turn toward him.  "Well?  Is it cool, or too obscene for you?“




Blueberry is blushing bright blue as he cautiously approaches the laptop, wringing his gloved hands together.  He looks from you, to the images, and you feel like he’s undressing you with his eyelights… all the way to the bone.


Despite his blush, he’s obviously quite intrigued by the notion of you both having skeletons, even if yours is a secret skeleton.  As he stares at your chest x-ray, however, he begins to look confused.  "BUT WHAT’S THAT INSIDE YOUR SKELETON?“  He points to a gray ball peeking from the left of your spine.

"That’s my heart,” you inform him, tracing the shape with your finger.  "And the black pouches right here are my lungs.“


“They’re more like cartoon hearts, right?  Like Valentine’s Day hearts?  Actual human hearts don’t look like that.”

“WHAT?”  His mind is blown.  "THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!“  He stares at your x-rays for a moment more, before he starts pointing out others things on the images, and it ends up turning into a human anatomy lesson.


"you know something funny about x-rays?”

“What’s that?” you ask as Stretch rounds the couch to sit beside you.  He takes the laptop and sets it on his lap, leaning back to glance from the screen, to you.  

“you can’t lie to ‘em.  they see right through you.”

He smirks and you shove his arm while he examines the images.  He’s not blushing, not flustered–in fact, he just seems to find them neat if anything.  "did they find anything on these?“

"No, everything came back clear. Whatever I have is probably just viral.”  You point to a few splotchy places in your lungs.  "It’s just congestion, not pneumonia or anything.“

"that’s good.  and the abdomen x-ray?”  He’s staring at it, but you get the feeling that he’s looking for pathology instead of oogling your bones.  

“No obstruction.”

“good.  here ya go.”  He hands you the laptop back, and you have to admit, you were expecting something different.  

“Uh.. hey.”


You set the laptop on the coffee table, feeling your cheeks heat up a little.  "Well, I just.. I thought you’d care a little more about seeing my bones or something?“

He looks at you for a moment before a slow, knowing smirk crosses his face.  "you thought i’d get turned on over the sight of your bones because i’m a skeleton monster.  isn’t that being specist?”

“N-no, that’s not what I–”

“i’m just kidding, hun, relax.”  He grins and wraps his arms around you, pulling your shoulder into his chest.  His head leans down, his mouth directly by your ear.  "i mean, they do say it’s what’s on the inside that counts, right?”  You playfully push against his chest, and he chuckles, holding onto you tighter.  “seeing your bones is cool, but i’m attracted to you, not a skeleton version of you.”

:’) aw thank you so much i loved making those

i think i know exactly what you’re trying to say, coming right up!

(also i’m really really sorry this took so long i desperately need a new laptop bc mine is trash and keeps not working well when i try to write)


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yoongi scenario | pitter patter of tiny paws

♡  min holly’s family is gaining a new member  

genre: fluff
word count: 1.2k
requested by anon

[Min Holly’s Point of View]

Sunday’s are supposed to be lazy days. Normally, I’d spend them curled up in Yoongi’s lap, with him pushing his fingers through my curled fur, while he watches moving pictures on that funny box in the living room. You’d cook pancakes for him, and slip me tiny scraps from your spot the sofa. Mmmm… I love it when you do that. But you’ve been slipping me scraps of food less often lately. It has something to do with the vet saying it’s not good for me. Plus, Yoongi says I’m getting pudgy. Which isn’t true! I’m still able to run and jump and chase cats out of the neighbourhood. But… maybe I’m not as active as I used to be. But the same goes for you. You’re not as active as you used to be either. And you’ve gotten a lot bigger recently. I don’t think it’s fat though… There’s another explanation - I can sense it. You’ve been getting ill, and your moods have been swinging about, and one night, when Yoongi was fast asleep, I caught you sneaking out of bed to raid the fridge – you know I’m up for a snack at any time of the day… but really? Cucumber and mayonnaise? What were you thinking? This unnatural behaviour means something big is going to happen. It’s going to happen soon.

It’s happening… right now!

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Cheshire~Part 1

A/N:  Gif’s not mine. This was supposed to be a one-shot but it got kinda long so I had to split it up lol

Summary: You, James, Sirius, Remus and Peter come up with a nickname for you, the fifth marauder

Word Count: 938

Pairing: Young!Remus Lupin x reader

Warnings: Swearing (there’s always swearing)

Other Parts: Part 2-Part 3-Part 4

Originally posted by nellaey

It was the summer before 6th year. The marauders had finally finished becoming animagi. James could now turn into a stag, Sirius a dog, Peter a rat and me a cat. We had decided that we needed nicknames for our new animal forms. After coming up with Padfoot, Prongs and Wormtail, we were trying to decided on one for me. I was small with (Y/H/C) hair and when I was in my cat form, my normal (Y/E/C) eyes were magnified.

         As we sat and thought, we realised that we had nothing. I was a cat, wasn’t a cat supposed to be one of the easier animals to come up with a nickname for? After a while, we had come up with “Moony” for Remus, but still nothing for me. I shifted into my cat form and crawled up onto James’ lap. He began to pet me as he continued to talk about my nickname. Sirius, being Sirius, was quick to suggest “Pussy” which I dismissed just as fast with a hiss. “Whiskers” was also suggested but Remus claimed that it wasn’t special enough for me.

        “I give up. There’s nothing! Why is this so hard?” said Peter from the floor. The others murmured in defeat. I got up and shifted back into my human body.

         “Wait! I’ve got an idea.” said Remus suddenly, “We could try using some names that already exist. Like from books and other stories. Does anyone know any famous cats?”

         The boys looked at each other. Still no one had any ideas. What good, well known stories, starred a cat? Or even had a cat in them that was worth remembering? Cats weren’t funny, they couldn’t talk. That made me start thinking about a talking cat. What would a talking cat sound like? If it could talk, could it have facial expressions too? That would be weird. A cat that could frown, smile-…a cat that could smile? The cheshire cat. One of my favourite stories of all time had a smiling cat in it. No, not just one of my favourite stories, one of my favourite characters of all time was a smiling cat and I completely forgot.

“OH, OH I’ve got it!!!” I exclaimed, jumping up from my spot on the ground. Everyone stared at me, waiting for my suggestion.

          “I can’t believe I didn’t think of this when Remus suggested cats from stories! Now I feel like a fucking idiot, I mean I should at least be able to remember one of my favourite characters!”

         “Y/N, what’s the name?!” Sirius yelled.

      “Well if you guys like it as a nickname, then we can use it, but if not it’s fine. I just thought of it because he’s one of my favourite-”

      “Give us the bloody name!” James interrupted.

      “Alright fine, no need to get so fucking angry. The Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. He’s one of my favourite characters.”

     They thought about it for a few seconds before all agreeing that Cheshire was actually a good idea for a nickname. It quickly became Chesh for short. By September 1st, our nicknames had not only caught on but were almost the only thing we called each other.

     “Hurry up Moony! We’re gonna miss the fucking train!” I yelled, running up to Remus’ bedroom. All of the marauders had stayed at his house the night before so we could all those to the station together.

     “Stop being so dramatic, we’ve got an hour and half before it leaves” he replied when I arrived at his door frame.

     “What are you even doing?”


     “You haven’t packed yet?!”

     “‘Course I have, i’m just packing a few more books.”

      “You have seven. That’s enough!”

      “Oh really? How many are you bringing?”


      “Exactly.” I groaned a went downstairs to wait with the others.

      “What’s he doing?” Sirius asked when I appeared at the bottom of the stairs.

       “He’s packing more books.” I answered. All three boys groaned at that.

       “I swear to Merlin, you two are the same person.” James said, “I’m surprised you’re not dating.”

      When he said this, my cheeks went pink. Really, my cheeks went pink at anything but I still didn’t want them to see, so I turned around. Unfortunately for me, turning around was basically the same thing as saying “I’m embarrassed because you just suggested that Remus and I should date and I secretly I really like his.”

    “Oh my godric.” I heard James say.

    “What?” Asked Peter.

   “Chesh likes Moony!” He exclaimed.

     My eyes widened and I could feel my cheeks burn bright red. “Say it louder, I don’t think he heard you!” I said in a hushed voice while shooting daggers with my eyes at James.

    “Sarcasm! More proof that you two are basically the same person!” said Sirius.

   “Hey Moony! Guess wh-”James began, but I cut him off by grabbing the collar of his shirt.

   “Prongs if you don’t shut the fuck up I will tell your precious Lily flower about how you sing and dance when we leave you alone in the dorm!”

   “I don’t do that!”

   “Oh please! Do you think we don’t hear you? Next time wait more than three seconds to start.”

   “Okay, I sing. How do you know I dance?”

    “Through the magic of sight!” I yelled. At that moment Remus came down the stairs.

   “What’s all the yelling about?” He asked. We all looked at him, then I looked at James.

   “Nothing. Just blackmailing Prongs is all. C’mon let’s go.” Then I grabbed the handle of my trunk and walked out the door.

Last one, I promise! :B

What are you lookin at Peri? Dya know the Fryboy’s nicked your stuff? Took the piss out of your distress call? Drawn and published unflattering cartoons in your likeness?! Yeeeah, get him with the condescending glare - that’ll show ‘im! :p


if we’re gonna fall (we might as well jump): part three

part one, part two


Kara hears it before she sees her.

(It still doesn’t give her much time to prepare.

The sounds are soft as if she’s not even touching the floor which ha, no, only Kara could do that. She doesn’t though. Definitely not except for extreme cases like when she’s trying to sneak back into her dorm and okay, she’s not sneaky.)

There’s the sound of footsteps increasing, a notch up in the heartbeat. Kara doesn’t waste any time, starts walking faster through the halls where her room is and-


She tilts her head, is that? Yep, she’s tapping her foot. Kara tips back her head and offers a quick prayer before spinning around, smile wide and as bright as she can muster. “Hey M’gann.”

“Don’t hey me-”

“Bye then!” Kara goes to turn around before a hand snatches at the back of her jacket.

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Equilibrium (1)

Description: Ever since you were little, you had the power to control fire and had little understanding why you could. Two men enter your life and attempt to help you decide if you will use this power for good or for evil.

Word Count: 1,890

Warnings: Smut

Pairing: Kim Minseok x Reader // Kim Junmyeon x Reader (in later parts)

Author: Admin Xiufairy :D (first post yay!!)

Originally posted by minseoxual

You met him on August 12th, he came to you with a dark aura. However, that did little to intimidate you. You were more than that. Of course, at the time you believed he was human. You figured out the truth when you took him home with you.

His touch would’ve burned your skin if you were sensitive to heat. There was something about him that wasn’t affected by you like a human would’ve been. He may have been naturally drawn to the heat that just radiated from you, but as soon as he set foot into your apartment, you knew he wasn’t human.

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if you’re ready, ch 1 (a klance fic)

words: 2.2k
read it on AO3!

“Why was I wearing a wedding veil?” Lance asks, eyes narrowing in confusion.

“Oh wait..wait, shit! Shit! Did I marry a hot babe last night? Talk about a wild birthday!” Lance crows, waving his arms with glee.

“No,” says Keith. “You married me.”

In which the paladins visit Las Vegas for Lance’s 21st birthday, Keith and Lance get married, Allura goes missing, Pidge gets arrested, and Shiro goes to the spa.

a/n: I have no explanation for this other than the fact that I was listening to Marry You by Bruno Mars on the radio and this idea struck me like a bolt of lightning. And it’s going to be a wild ride, friends. Enjoy!

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The End - Part 3

Word Count: 3928

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, SPN Typical Violence

A/N: Future Dean and Future Reader’s dialogue is in italics. 

Constructive feedback always welcome and appreciated

Series Rewrite Masterlist

Future Dean pulled away just as fast as he kissed you, looking away from you. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t’ve –“

“It’s ok.” You cut him off before he could launch into some kind of tirade against himself. “I get it. This life…everything you’ve seen…it’s not easy. It’s changed everyone. Nothing’s the same. It’s not how it was supposed to be. It’s ok to miss what you had and what you could’ve had.” You stopped yourself, realizing you were rambling.

“Wow. When did you get so insightful and philosophical?” Future Dean questioned. Even his voice was deeper than your Dean’s, but his sense of humor wasn’t. The smirk on his face made you roll your eyes.

“Shut up.” You muttered. “You tell no one, understood?”

“Got it.” He chuckled a bit, staring off into the darkness.

“You guys ready?” Future Y/N walked out the door with Dean behind her. From the look on Dean’s face when he looked at you, she must’ve told him your story. He could barely look at you without sadness in his eyes.

“Yup.” Future Dean stood up and you followed, brushing the dirt from your jeans. “Let’s go kill the devil.”

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werkthatasdfl  asked:

Oooooooooooooooooh can you write all of the companions (including codsworth and strong and dogmeat) defending sole? Like if someone insulted them?

For sure, bud!

Cait: “Oi, buggar off ya’ arse! Yer’ lucky Sole is ‘round to keep me from puttin’ ya’ in yer’ place.” 

Codsworth: “My, how rude! I see that common courtesy has been lost to the ages. Are you alright there, sir/mum?” 

Curie: “Mon dieu! Madame/Monsieur you are quite rude to say such a thing to him/her.” 

Danse: “Watch your tongue, civilian. You’re slinging insults at a member of the Brotherhood.” 

Deacon: “Ouch. If crickets weren’t extinct, they’d be chirping right now. You might want to work on your material.”

Dogmeat: He slinks back and growls at the stranger, his ears laying flat. 

Hancock: “We got a real funny-man over here, don’t we? Well, you might want to back off before I do something real funny to you.”

MacCready: “Hah, that’s pretty cute. Did you come up with that one all on your own?” 

Nick: “You might want to high tale it out of here, wiseass. I don’t take kindly to people who insult my partner.” 

Piper: “Good lord. Do you really think that Blue cares what you have to say? News flash! They don’t.”

Preston: “Hey, that’s no way to talk to anybody. Especially not to the general of the Minutemen.” 

Strong: “Puny human insult my human. This human not know what milk of kindness is. We look somewhere else.”

X6-88: “I suggest that you leave before I find it necessary to defend my associate. It’s far from appropriate for you to speak of them in such a manner.”

Attack On Titan Chapter 92 Thoughts

This chapter had some excellent action setpieces thrown around. It’s always great to see the Armoured Titan in action and Cartman having a metal mask and gattling turrets attached onto it’s back is really cool - it’s something to look forward to once this is animated.

It has it’s share of unintentional funny in the Titan rain, but as always even if it sometimes looks unintentionally funny (and that’s why it’s so easy to meme and make fun of - which I enjoy doing myself and is super fun), it still works. 

While the action of this chapter is really cool, the meat and strength once again lies in themes and characterization. The Titan rain is terrifying; not just because it’s these creatures we’ve grown to be terrified of across the past 91 chapters, but because what we know about them - these creatures are regular human beings.

It’s almost literal dehumanization.

Marley is straight-on buldozing towards the solution of continuing the cycle of violence. Again, the hatred is not entirely ungrounded - the Eldians probably did misuse the power at some point of time and even more so it is understandable from the Middle East Nation’s soldier, but just like Eren was at the beginning of the story and as we saw in the perspective of the mainland Eldians last chapter, the regular Marleyan soldiers and the Eldian warrior candidates are victims of a horrible regime and the perspective that is fostered within the system. No regular soldiers here probably know any better - how could they if the truth is hidden away from them and they don’t “know” to question the perspective they’re given? Eren had to go through some harsh lessons before he learned the truth of it all and saw that there really isn’t good and evil, just human weakness and fallability along with all the good.

We all have these possible fallabilities inside of us, the problem is when we let them best us.

This kind of hatred only continues the cycle, but it’s human. Unlike within many series, the incompetency and malice of the antagonists is actually presented as people being “weak”.

(Chapter 31)

So, the awful nobles we saw inside the walls and the leadership which upholds the Marley system are definitely horrible, but they are simply “weak”, not deserving of death or inhuman. This is why I feel like people criticizing Eren wanting to save Armin and not being human because of it is something I disagree with. It’s the point of the story that evil is something very human and comes from very human places. Be it desire to be powerful, to be acknowledged, to find joy in life or many other desires humans have.

There is value in seeing the bad guys get their comuppance, but plain hatred doesn’t really solve the problem. It’s moderation that does - no, not complacency, but a nuanced worldview and maturity.

(Chapter 17)

(Chapter 50)

It’s a disgusting sight to see the people controlled by the First King’s power Zeke has and then transformed into Titans by command. That’s what I’m going with for now, anyway - there would’ve been no room to spread serum or some material to make the people transform into Titans in Connie’s village -  we know that the whole village transformed at once.

The other question is why Zeke didn’t use that to transform all the SL into Titans. It might be explained properly later, but my guess is a character-based one.

(Chapter 77)

Zeke believes that wiping out the Eldians within the walls would finally bring peace. As said above, because of perspective Marley spreads and also probably his experiences with his father, Zeke most likely doesn’t see the people inside the walls as human.

The only character in this chapter and within the perspective we follow that does is Reiner and it’s sad.

(Chapter 42)

It’s because of the walls that Reiner’s perspective changed. His black and white worldview was challenged and that broke him. Eventhough he knew they were the enemy, he grew to care for his comerades, eventhough they were the enemy, they weren’t monsters.

So he is angry at his situation.

But perhaps he is the key to a better future now that he has had his perspective challenged? Who knows?

After all, the end of the era of the Titans is nearing. 

This chapter was a very solid chapter - some very nice action, but also strong thematic and character writing.

Shingeki no Kyojin chapter 90 review (+ theories)

This is it. 

We’re finally concluding the arc beginning with Grisha’s flashback at chapter 71 and ending with the basement’s discovery and the amount of deal-breaking contents, leading us to the last phase of the manga, with this month’s chapter as being the ultimate wrap-up.

Lasting 5 volumes, it would be wise to write an arc review in a separate post, since it covered the unfinished business left from the first volumes: taking back that portion of the territory surrounded by titans, the mystery between Grisha Yeager and the contents of the basement and eventually the truth behind this world. Too bad I wasn’t around when the first chapters have been published because it would’ve been fun to pick every theory around and check which ones were actually closer to the facts; remember people trying to guess the Beast Titan’s identity? Eren using the coordinate to invoke the wall titans during the battle?

But anyway, the point of this post is more about commenting the chapter in an itself and guess what happens next, as always. 

I’ll start by a general commentary: I had… mitigated views about this chapter overall. Not because it felt like a huge letdown for my birthday (because let’s face it, nothing can top Edgetolt) but because it just shows it’s a rather quick wrap-up when we’re preparing the final phase.

I’ll use the MangaStream translation while waiting for the CR scans. It’s not top-quality but the translations are usually on-point (and they seldom mess up bubble order or in this month’s case… PAGE ORDER).

This chapter can be decomposed into 4 phases:

  1. The truth about the titans
  2. Flocke
  3. The ceremony
  4. The timeskip
  5. The ocean and Eren’s resolve

I’ll detail my review under the cut:

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