i know these are old im sorry

dan and phil play faceapp: a summary

HELLO NEW FLAT

“any cardboard box can be turned into something beautiful”

how long before dan promos the merch

this definitely wasn’t scheduled beforehand

they stole the dvp board even though it technically belongs to their old landlord

discussing furnishings

if they still have cardboard boxes in the background in ten weeks time we can shout at them or let them know if you’re into that kind of thing

“i give this channel one week before we get evicted”

danandphilgamesFACES

appropriate but weak phil

i’ll let you off because you’ve been moving and you’re tired

and cute

that helps

I JUST NOTICED THE STUBBLE HELLO

this is a video that phil basically said ‘dan can we do this’ and it’s proven dan is still wrapped around his little finger

“we have to do it while it’s still relevant” mate you’re not exactly plummeting in views bloody hell

i like the insight into his camera roll

why is the danieldreamx liveshow thumbnail there

throwback to the ladybird jumper selfie

dan stop dragging him

that attractive chin angle

“apparently phil can’t take a selfie” i fucking relate

apparently phil is slightly scared and startled all the time

and the first scream of the new dapg era is upon us

rip headphone users

someone needs to put that as a jumpscare in the comments

phil speaking about having straight teeth made me sadder than it should’ve

the old filter aka “six months into the future” according to dan

the fond look from phil

“it’s seven months into the future at least”

every old!phil trope needs to be rewritten

“if you keep your current hair you will be the coolest old guy” dan still rolling in the compliments

“let’s not be ageists”

shoutout to the over 65s watching

phil looks like his grandad apparently

“i look like me but younger but that’s not what i looked like when i was younger”

just got a full close up of dans crusty ass lips that’s another one to add to the jumpscare list

dan doesn’t like female phil

“it’s like a horrible alternate universe” someone’s gonna be scouring the au tag, have fun dan

“i’m a bit scarlett johannson-y”

“clearly your hairstyle is ready to go for the female app”

celestial glowing earrings

“i would avoid him in a dark alley” says phil about himself as a… man

“that is the phil that never got a myspace account and became a builder” now there’s an au dan is either going to write himself or search for

“normy phil”

“you look so average” dan pls we know you think he’s beautiful but we’re only five minutes into the video control yourself

dan’s turn on the weird app

'neutral face’

'dan with a soul’: “i look like a mouse person” // “you look like a rabbit person!”

phil the savage my one true love

“i like it. i wanna be friends with him instead of you” wow phil you absolute savage drag him more

“it’s like you put a hoover against your ear and sucked out your soul” phil looks legitimately scared i’m

“old dan! old danny! old danny slice” phil chants whilst looking over fondly

dan’s impersonation of his old self: “i’m old but you still would”

“derek has imploded”

“you’re like an anime child”

“let’s meet danielle!” phil is way too into this

“i look like louise! that is a picture of louise!” // “it is louise… or is it a bit of zoe as well?”

phil doesn’t know zoe and louise’s ship name

come on phil they had a shop back in the day where even were you in the old days

they both watched your videos

“do you even lesbian on wattpad?” dan revealing more of his plans for that night

okay he got the ship name in the end nice one philly

“i like to think that if i, as a female or just as dan now, embraced eye makeup, it would be a bit cooler than that, that’s a bit normal”

he’d do a smoky eye, phil was more than happy to help him draw that conclusion

calling all fic writers; this is your chance

“am i already the hunky dan i wish i was?”

phil looks so excited to see 'male’ dan

“you look… very angry” i wonder if that’s code for if phil’s into it or not

“it’s really square-ified my face like let’s give this lad a chin that he doesn’t have”

oh nice dan would fuck himself

calling all fic writers; i’m begging you please please don’t

now the camera roll pictures make sense okay here we go

phil’s aesthetic twitter icon has a creepy ass filtered smile

“that’s phol. p-h-o-l. that’s your doot there” alright dan calm yourself lad

dans twitter icon’s turn

“i hate that profile picture… because i have curly hair now, i need to get a new icon that embraces the curls” finally he’s saying stuff i can get onboard with

phil stop trying to stop him from changing it

make it your lockscreen if you want to see it everyday but let the man change his damn icon

“rabbit dan is back”

pastel dan as an old guy: “he’s so cute!” says phil

phil’s selfie with the hair dye on okay dude

“i literally think that’s what i’d look like as a girl” why does he only have one set of eyelashes tho

“that is amazingphillipa”

“ah your really cringe selfie!” // “it wasn’t cringe!” dan is getting his revenge drags in

he nailed the caption according to dan

also contact i am all over that i definitely haven’t rewound it four times

the first american names they think of are kyle (phil) and cody (dan)

i ship it

what the fuck is this last picture

sideways dan

he has like three teeth i’m laughing so much what the

pirate!dan, he said so himself

what the fuck is the smile filter……. add it to the jumpscare list

also in case you’re curious we do say stuff like that in the north, philly ain’t lying to you

aaaaaaand here’s the merch promo

i feel sad that my moon head doesn’t suit hats rip

“good luck sleeping” i don’t think you’ll be sleeping dan sounds like you have a fic filled night ahead of you

oh god the photoshop make it stop right now i hate this endscreen why am i still here

i wonder what faces they’re pulling behind the photoshop

“don’t swap faces with people because it’s really demonic bye”

danielleisnotonfire

AmazingPhillipa

lol i have anon on pretty consistently cuz all i ask is that yall treat me like an actual human person when u go on anon dont be condescending man like im old enough and face my share of shit i get it. this blog is pretty personal so yall know what im about and how to interact w me respectfully. be real or u get blocked sorry

Guys..guys..GUYS!!!!!!?!

I have SO MUCH to tell you! But let’s start withhhhhhh…..I got engaged on Wednesday!!😱💍😍🎉💑 I know right, I’m still freaking out about it. Sad to say the morning of brad’s plan (which couldn’t be refunded so he had to go through with it & im glad he did ofc) my mom and I got into a huge fight and we decided to leave early. We packed our truck Thursday and planned to head out but Brad was so so sick he couldn’t stop throwing up and he hadn’t even eaten or drank anything. (Crohns stuff is gnarly but it shouldn’t be like that) So we got a hotel for two nights and he went to the hospital. Found out it was an infection and got him medicine so we finally got on the road at like 3am and are in Georgia now! Our house in Michigan still isn’t ready yet so we are going to my dads cabin in NC for a few. This whole moving thing has been so hard this time around ugh. But I’m engaged!!!! Eeeeep!

anonymous asked:

hey just though i'd let you know that you're my favorite gintama fanfic author and im so glad i found your tumblr! i was so worried when i realized you had deleted all your fics off ao3 but im so glad you'e okay!!

thank you so much for your message, this made my morning <3

i’m sorry to have worried you!! when i tried to improve my writing i got embarrassed by my old fics and ended up deleting most of them from ao3, but my gintama fics are all archived in my ginhiji tag

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“to know your enemy, you must become your enemy”

15 year old me meeting 20 year old me

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you have a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life?

20 year old me:

Fanfiction reading challenge

I have seen a lot of “book challenge for 2017″ and I thought “Hey, why we don’t have this with fanfiction???” and here we are with 101 points.

High School AU

Hogwarts AU

First Kiss  

First Time

Secret Relationship AU

Roommate AU

More than 30 chapters ff

More than 60 chapters ff

Fake relationship

A is famous, B is a fan  

Both A and B are famous  

Teacher/student AU

Stripper AU

Pure smut ff

Smut with some kinks in it (wink wink)

Jock and Nerd AU

Dancer AU (includes cheerleaders, but not strippers)

Cheating (A with B, not A on B)

Christmas ff

Kiss under mistletoe  

Summer Love  

Bad boy/girl and good student AU

Dating show  

New Years Kiss  

Cuddling  

Making out (the one that does not lead to smut tho)

Slow burn

Sloweeeeeeest burn ever (you will know the difference)

Soulmates AU – colours

Soulmates AU – tattoos/marks/names

Soulmate AU – others  

A has terrible pick up lines, B finds it annoying/adorable

Sexting/phone sex

Birthday Party

Meet Cute  

Drunk Meeting

Drunk!A had a crush on B for a long time and now alcohol is involved  

Vampires or other supernatural AU (except werewolf)

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics AU

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics – omega is pregnant AU

Coffeeshop AU (it just had to be here, we all know it xD)

‘We were supposed to be just fuckbuddies but feeling happened’ AU

Forced to sleep in one bed

Camping (bonus for sleeping in one tent/sleeping bag, because B forgot his/hers)

A taking care of sick B

Fluff

Fluffiest fluffy fluff that ever fluff (again: you will know the difference)

'Our friends tried to set us up, may give it a go when we are here’  

‘I thought I wasn’t gay, but hello there I may be bi now’

Teasing – like a lot of this one

Wearing each other clothes  

Competing sport teams/schools  

Competing CEO’s

Crossover ff

Blind date AU

Angst  

Heavy angst  

Cheating (not A with B, but A on B)

Break up fic

*Major character Death* - although I would recommend to avoid this one  

Jealousy

Childhood friends  

A is in a toxic relationship/after break up and B helps to heal broken heart  

One of them is a Doctor/Police Officer/Lawyer and that’s how they met  

Crack fic

'I thought feelings are long gone but then I saw you again after years, and yep, its still here’

Assassin/Murderer/Criminal AU

A is a Demon/ghost/vampire and B is not amused  

Disney AU

Song fic

Letters/postcards

Forced to work together

Foster siblings AU

A and B are soldiers and met at war/training  

A is afraid of something (probably storm) and B calms them down

'5 times when… and 1 when…’

Superheroes AU  

Superpowers AU (different than superheroes)

'So you are my best friend’s date? Shit’

'We had sex before and now we are forced to work together/be around each other’

Soulmates AU Angst

Boss/employee situation

'I accidently found/text wrong number and its you and oh we know each other in real life’

Genderswap AU

Best friends to lovers  

Different Era AU  

A has a obvious crush on B and B is clueless

Co-workers AU

Proposal  

Marriage  

Kids – expecting/adopting

Kids – toddlers problems  

Kids – first date and 'what if he will hurt our daughter?!’

Telling to kids how they met  

Coming out to families  

Space AU  

DRAGONS AU (im sorry)

Kings/Queens AU

Fic that had amazing description but is shitty as hell  

Total multifandom fic with this couple in it

A and B are old and together and looking at their past with nostalgia

this years holocaust remembrance day is very important, given the current political climate. take today to remember the horrifying acts committed against jewish and romani people. take today to recognize the beginning of those same acts forming against PoC in america today. take today to resist those in power however you see fit, and after today, dont stop resisting. i am a jew still personally affected by the holocaust even 2 generations later. every jew is affected by the shoah, but there is a special pain to know what happened to your own family. or worse, not knowing what happened to the unknown people you see in old family photographs. we as a people will never be the same. remember the holocaust today. dont let this happen again.

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Today’s daily comes in the form of a video!

enjoy cooking by the book!

(featuring @dailyalolanrattata, @occasionallysalazzle and @vulpix-daily)

anonymous asked:

forgottencheeto anon here i asked if you have any straight up flirting moments between cockles???and if so can i have link or fanvideo link?????its okay im sorry i just love your tumblr and i know yous gots the goods,lol and my other ask was do you have any cockles master post not old but uptodate???the first is more important tho:)ohmy gosh am i being pushey O___Oif so ignore this dirty salty cheeto i shall not be redeemed if you say so!!im sorry and thank you tho

Oh goodness! Okay … let’s see if I can get some videos to load. 

1.)

This is probably not a great example of flirting, because it’s most likely scripted; however … if that’s the case, then they premeditated Jensen making Misha a valentine’s card, and they premeditated Jensen calling Misha his valentine’s … so yeah, I’ll count it as flirting.

2.)

I love this because while they’re on set, they can be more themselves than when they’re up on stage in front of thousands … so, what do they do when they’re feeling all relaxed and secure? They flirtatiously tease each other, grope each other and say “I love you”.

3.) 

Like … okay, what? Even if they did plan this, Jensen didn’t have to go on a endless rant about how amazing Misha is … although, I’m so glad he did!

4.) Then there’s all this shit …

Like … um, what? They just went through this faze of needing to pet each other.  (Not that I’m complaining) 

5.)

Then this whole glorious exchange from back in the early, early cockles days, just shows that they enjoyed flirting with each other from day fucking one. 

6.) And then there’s all the on stage cuteness …

7.)

And Chuck only knows what this was. 

8.)

Another gag reel moment that perplexes me because like … if Jensen planned this … WHY WOULD HE PLAN THIS?

9.)

And of course we have… GOD DAMN FUCKING TREE!


Okay seriously, this list could go on forever– because there’s the boat story, and them going to a spa together, and getting ice cream, and then there’s the ring exchange and the matching bracelets and so on, and so on … but I need to stop.  

As for a Cockles master post, I only know of the one from like two years ago (which excluded me and my fics and my blog … but I’m not still salty about that.  Nope.  Not at all.) 

So if any of my followers know of a more recent one, please let me know. 

Sorry about the delay in answering this, but I’m glad I finally got to now.