i know the photo is old but whatever

Queen Penny

Rewind the clock by a couple of decades and I was working as a team lead for an office supply store. This office supply store has a “copy center” where staff members would print, copy, and scan stuff for customers.

Enter “Penny”. Penny was a middle-aged woman who would come in every Friday smelling like wine, dressed somewhat elaborately, and who would make ridiculous demands on the copy center staff. Penny: crazy lady!

Penny’s weekly Friday afternoon visitations had been going on for a while before I ever became aware of her. She would come in with elaborate letters including photos, keepsakes, etc written to England’s Royal Family - various members from the Queen to Prince Charles to Fergie. She would make the copy staff photocopy the letters, demanding perfection to the point where she measured the margins to ensure the contents copied were in the exact center of the page. Then she would make the copy center staff package the letters and, when she did include something such as photos, inspect the packing to ensure the tape was perfectly even and pay the shipping to Buckingham Palace in London. She would frequently make the copy staff read the photocopied letters back to her. When they had initial refused to, she had called district management and complained so this request was honored whenever she asked.

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A Final Goodbye

This blog is turning one year old! And to celebrate it, I will be closing stylessemantics.tumblr.com! So this is my goodbye letter!

If you’re reading this, my blog is officially one year old (is it July 10th already?) Yes future me, it is! And here is why, if you even care. If you don’t then well… I can’t really blame you.

If you don’t want to read all the way to the end: Monday July 10th will be the last day I’ll be around, until exactly 11:59pm. Happy reading!

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detective-rowan  asked:

Haunted house with the twins and MC and it's pretty tame but MC still gives a little scream/giggle to play along? Saeran however goes to protect her as a knee jerk reaction to not wanting her be afraid?

Countdown to the Cake: 10


Worth it

Saeranx MC

Fluff

Ugh. That is so stupid! What is Saeyoung even thinking? How did he manage to make Saeran leave the peace of his room to go to this haunted house wannabe? The mold in the wall is obviously a paper wall, for fuck’s sake!

“Thank you for coming, Saeran. I’m glad you’re here.” Ah yes, that’s why he’s here. You and your annoyingly adorable smile convinced him to join you and Saeyoung on this tour. His brother is an idiot, he’ll probably get scared and hug you, and you’ll be the nice little thing you are and tell him everything is fine, pat his back and smile in reassurance, ugh… you’re so predictable.

“I…” he feels like saying he’s glad to be here, but nah, too cheesy. “Watch your steps, there must be one of those moving tiles here somewhere.”

“Yep, just found it.” Ugh, Saeyoung… he almost forgot his brother was just a few steps ahead of you two.

He keeps walking by your side, hands on his pockets and quick glances at you. Does he really think he’s being subtle? Aw… time to show him what being subtle is all about. That tile looks loose, if you step on it… the creak echoes down the hallway, you gasp a little and stop walking.

“I told you to watch your steps.” Saeran says with hints of annoyance.

“I’m trying! It’s just… so dark here…” you look around, squinting your eyes. Ugh… it’s not that dark if he can see you doing such a cute frown.

“Here, grab my hand.” But he can’t waste time, the sooner this ends, the bet…oh, your hand is so soft, how does it smell like? Wait… what?

“Guys, in the kitchen!” Saeyoung’s voice reaches you ears.

“Come on, Saeran!” you tight the grip and run a little, making him run too to keep it up. Does it smell like your hair, perhaps? You hair usually smells nice…

“Check. It. Out!” Saeyoung points to the table where this pink mesh of meat shines. “ A brain!”

“No. It’s a meatloaf.”  Saeran states bluntly. “And the entrails are spaghetti.”

“Oh… right… FOOD WAR!” Saeyoung picks a little of the meat and threats to throw in you direction, you giggle. He’s…he’s not serious, right?”

“Don’t you dare throwing things at her.” He says bluntly, and Saeyoung immediately puts down the meat. “Do you want to go upstairs or whatever?”

“Yeah, I would love to.”

“I was talking to her, actually.” You giggle, Saeyoung smirks at you, he knows what you’re up to, doesn’t he?

“Fine. You two can go. I’ll stay here and see what mysteries the fireplace holds. Probably some old photos of a kid who died here a long time ago? How come the photo didn’t turn to ashes? Buuuuuuu…” his voice echoes as he steps out of the kitchen. Idiot.

You two climb the stairs, still holding hands. Why is it so warm? Or is his hand too cold? Ugh… it must feel like holding a corpse’s hand…  see? That would be really scary. But he doesn’t want you to feel scared.

“What is your thing with my brother?” wait, what? How thinking of a corpse led him to this?

“Thing?”

“Are you guys… dating?”

“No.” you scoff, the way you deny it is kinda amusing. “We’re friends… no, not friends with benefits, if you’re wondering.” Damn it!  How did you know ? “Why do you ask?”

“I thought you liked him.”

“And I do, but as friends. I… like someone else in that… way.”

“Ah, the actor or the rich guy?” why does he care?

“None.” You giggle. Your laugh makes him want to laugh, but your laugh isn’t funny, so what the hell? “Uhh… a stair to the basement… what secrets does it hold? Buuuu…” why it isn’t that annoying when you do it? “Can you hold it while I climb up?”

“Okay.” Oh, your skirt… it’s bouncing… it bounces when you switch your legs to reach a new stair, he’s seeing…  black panties? Nice…

Wait! No! That’s not nice! Don’t girls use shorts behind their skirts? Wait, how does he even know that? Ugh… why being close to you makes him act like his brother?

“Hurry!” that’s all he can say, looking away. Or at least trying, but there’s that little bare skin of your thighs between your pantyhose and your skirt… is it as smooth as it looks? Pervert.

“Meh. What a disappointment… there’s nothing here.” You get down while he’s still holding the stairs. Why… why is he not moving as your turn your body to face him? “What?”

“W-wear some shorts.” He looks away, what is that? Is he… is he blushing? Aww… how can you resist to the urge of hugging him?

I’ll tell you how, listen to Saeyoung’s scream coming from downstairs.

“Ugh, what is this idiot doing now?” he growls in annoyance. Didn’t he like being interrupted? But interrupted in what exactly? “Let’s go.”

He grabs your hand again and leads you downstairs, stomping. He really didn’t like being interrupted, huh? Good to know…

“What the hell are you up to, your fool?” no answer in the living room. And no Saeyoung either.

“Saeyoung? Come out! That’s not funny!” nothing. Fucking idiot, if you ever talked to him like that, he would come immediately, your assertive tone is actually kinda scary.

The power goes out, now it’s dark for real. You let out a low gasp and move towards Saeran your arm touching his.

“Saeran?”

“Don’t worry. It’s part of the show.”  Hopefully…

Then you hear steps, but not regular ones, it’s like a whole bunch of feet tripping over themselves, almost like centipede ones. Okay, Saeran must admit, this is kinda cool, finally some action here and… oh shit!

“BUUUU!”

“AHHHHHHHH!”

A scream. A flashlight. A face. A punch. A hug.

“What the hell, Saeran? Why you did that for?” Saeyoung says, his voice is whiny and sound like it’s coming from the floor, like he’s lay down.

“Turn the lights on, asshole, or I’ll punch you again!”

“Fine, fine…”

The lights are back. Saeran sees his brother squirming on the floor and you… arms wrapped around his neck, shaking, your face buried in his chest… he doesn’t even think, his arms must be around your waist.

“I-it’s fine… you’ll be fine… T-there, there…” There there? What the hell, Saeran?

The night ends up in the ice cream shop. Your treat, since this was all your idea. Ugh… why do you have to be so nice? Neither of them deserve it!

“I still don’t know how this makes me feel better…” Saeyoung mutters.

“Ice cream shops have ice, ice for your black eye.” You say carefully.

“So do hospitals.”

“Don’t overreact, it’s not that bad, you can put make up or whatever.” His brother’s eyes gleam.

“Make up? Oh… you do know how to make me feel better, bro!” fucking weirdo…

“Whatever. I’m going to the bathroom. You… you can have a taste of my ice cream if you want to.” He gives another one of his quick glances, a light pink across his cheeks who insisted on staying ever since that hug. He opens his mouth to say something else, but gives up and goes to the bathroom.

“This was not part of our plan, MC!” Saeyoung pouts “It was hard getting those steps record in good quality, you know?”

“I know, I’m so sorry, I had no idea he was going to punch you.”

“And you had no idea he was going to hug you back either?” your time to blush.

“Uhm, now I know I should never follow your ideas to getting closer to him! I knew it had to be my way, but no, I had to give it a shot to your plan, and look how it ended! An expensive bill in ice cream and a black eye!”

“MC?”

“Yes?”

“Worth it.”

Saeran stares at his reflection in the mirror. What was that? That need of hugging you back? That urge of holding you and never let you go?  For one moment, he felt like your fears, your doubts, your vulnerability, all of that was his. Ugh… but he punched his brother! He shouldn’t have done that! Why did he act so impulsive? Why the only thing in his mind in that moment was protecting you, no matter what?

Ugh, but he hurt his brother! This was bad! No, you know what’s really bad? Now he’ll have to… ughhhh, apologize. But then, he smells the collar of his shirt, it smells like you…

“Worth it.”


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Eternity

“Do you ______, take ______ to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?“ 

          ——————– “I do”

Some of you may know this already —
My father and I are finally moving out of the condo that we have been living in for the past nine years. Therefore, I’ve been pretty busy, having to pack and organize for the last couple weeks.

During the process, I found many family albums filled with old pictures of my brother and I. While sorting them out, I came across a small photo album I had never seen before. The album contained a rare collection of my parents photos, as a newly married couple.

There’s so much to do, so really, I have no time to get distracted, but… I couldn’t stop myself from staring at their photos.

It made me wonder…


—Where did things go wrong?

For those of you who do not know —
My mother left our house last year September. Currently, my parents are in the process of filing divorce… The two have not spoken to each other, since the night before she left.

If you think I’m one of those children who are against their parents’ divorce, that’s not true… In fact, I’ve been supporting the idea, ever since the day they brought it up.
Some people want their parents to stay together no matter what. I wanted my parents to stay together too, but that’s only if they’re a healthy couple.
As you can probably guess —
Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for them.

As a child, there’s nothing more painful than to see your parents suffer.
Seeing the way they hurt each other,
or the way they were hurt from each other…
As much as I want to see them live happily together,
I don’t want to see them live miserably together.
So despite my wish for them to stay together,
I was happy for them for the choice they made.
Their happiness is my happiness.
For them to stay married or not is not important.


So why—
Why was my eyes locked on to their photos?
Why was my mind wandering off,
questioning on where they went wrong?
Why was my heart aching?—–

The reason why is because…

I saw it.
I saw what had happened.
I witnessed their marriage crumble.

I remember them arguing—
Arguing about things that doesn’t matter, or
even things that didn’t even happen.
Many lies, tears, and broken hearts.
Unappreciative, disloyal, and disrespectful.
Insecurities, anger, and greed.
I’ve witnessed it all, throughout my life.
Which is why, I didn’t hesitate to accept and support them to go separate ways.

But seeing those photos…

Those photos brought back memories

Memories I forgot existed

Those photos reminded me about the truth

The truth that there once was a time—

When the two felt they needed each other.

There once was a time—

When the two actually appreciated each other.

There once was a time—

When the two… They were truly in love.

…Or so they thought.


It’s trippy you know?
Seeing the two people you always saw together splitting up is one thing but I mean… I got so used to the way it’s been that I forgot that it wasn’t always like that.

Seeing them look so affectionate, caring, and so happy together…
I couldn’t help but to question,

“Where did things go wrong?”

Where did it go wrong…
All the unresolved problems that was pushed for later–
All the small/big lies and broken promises–
These slowly started to contaminate their world.

If only they remembered—
How lucky they are to have each other…
If only they remembered—
How important it is to appreciate each other…
If only


My heart ached when I saw those photos —
Not for my parents now, but for my parents then.
The young, loving, caring couple,
During that time, they truly believed that—

They’re in love
They’re meant for each other
Their love will last for all eternity

This young couple in the photos…
They didn’t see it coming.
Never would’ve thought such day would come.

This could happen to anyone

Yes, even you.

So remember my dear friend,

Don’t you ever forget…

How lucky you are to have him/her in your life.

Don’t you ever forget…

How you should always show appreciation towards him/her.

Don’t you ever forget…

How he/she is the person you love — the last person you ever would want to hurt.

………………………………………….

Maybe then,
you will not end up like this young couple.
Maybe then,
your love can last for all eternity…

yearbooks came out today and seniors had the option of submitting a senior box to be put in a spread.  so you know most people submit pictures of them and their friends or little drawings they did, whatever

AND THEN THERE’S ME

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

AND NOW THIS WILL BE MY LEGACY

THE CLASS OF 2014 WILL LOOK BACK THROUGH THEIR OLD YEARBOOKS AND THIS IS WHAT THEY WILL REMEMBER ME BY

I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

anonymous asked:

I feel like this has been done before but, concept, the zimmermanns recreating The Photo after the falconers win the Stanley cup

oooooh anon you have hit a humor trifecta for me here: people recreating childhood photos, hilariouslyembarassing!dadbob, and any mention of strange babby jay-z. so here we go:

so a few years after jack joins the falconers, they win the cup. it’s amazing, and emotional, and crazy etc. bad bob is so damn happy for his son. it’s been a rough go at times but he’s so happy jack has achieved this major goal. 

shortly thereafter, feeling a bit nostalgic, he is looking through old pictures when he comes upon it, *that* picture. how had he not busted this one out before? its hilarious. and sometimes when you’re a parent you get to embarrass your kid a little. so his wheels start spinning as to what he’s going to do with this lovely photograph. he’s scrolling through facebook (or something) later when it hits him. he has the perfect idea. but he’s gonna need to recruit a little help…

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IDOLS ARE PEOPLE TOO

There have been so mant scandals relating to so many groups I know and love. Yet all of them have to do with their past. Recently, I’ve seen rumours flying around about Sungho from BOYS24.

First off, let me point out the website you’re reading that article from. KOREABOO is such a shit website for Kpop, we all know this.

Second, if you even read the damn article, you would know that whatever title you read may OR MAY NOT be true. The anonymous sender only SAID that Sungho did those things, however they did NOT have full evidence. They only showed his old school photo.

Third, idols are people too. BOYS24 company has sent out an announcement saying that rumours circling BOYS24 really puts them AND their FAMILIES in emotional distress. I see you all posting a photo of the thumbnail for the article and saying so much shit about him and BOYS24.

We get it, a past member said something shitty. Well, he’s gone now. It seems like all of you are just targeting BOYS24 after that one past member’s incident.

Let me just say this again: IDOLS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

Imagine that you’re at school and/or work, minding your own business. When all of a sudden, someone starts spouting shit at you. You don’t know why, and later you find out that someone else spread something that was not true. You’d want to clear it up and maybe have some apologies, right? In this case, SUNGHO CAN’T SAY ANYTHING AND ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING SHIT.

WE DON’T KNOW WHETHER IT’S TRUE OR NOT YET, SO JUST SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WAIT FOR INFO. Damn. Everyone is jumping to conclusions.

Besides, if he really did that stuff. Forgive him for it. I know a lot of other fans hate when people say “Oh, it was in his past. I’ll let it go.” but honestly, it’s true. Your past shapes you to what you are today, and we don’t see him doing stuff like that now. If he did, he wouldn’t even be an idol.

Now, repeat after me: IDOLS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

If I can just make one general statement here in these troubled times, and leave it at that, it’s this: While I encourage people in rough weather to turn off anon to protect themselves if they feel it’d be better, anon hate is never justified. Ever. I don’t care what your excuses are or how poor your judgement is or how much of a dick you think the other person is being. If you can’t back up your statements enough to even show yourself, they don’t belong on a public platform.

Seriously guys. Fess up or fuck off. We’re all too old for this.

Soulmate!AU: Jack Morrison x Reader - Ineffable (Part 3/3)

Ineffable - (adj) too great to be expressed in words

Summary: Six years have passed since the fall of Overwatch. Now everyone has returned to a boring, uneventful life, witnessing the second Omnic crisis arise with their hands tied. All you can do is watch until a certain scientist decides that he’s had enough. 
Pairing: Jack Morrison/Soldier: 76 x Reader
Warning: No pitiful flirting this time (though Admin Macaree keeps trying to convince me it was far from pitiful. It would have worked on her, after all). Genji doesn’t need healing either. We’re all safe. 
Some swearing at the end. 
Use of alcohol, well, more like a mention of alcohol. 
A passage towards the end could be considered a mention of rape. 
(We just want to list everything that might be problematic in advance, trying to save us some trouble. Some people might interpret it as alcohol abuse or something like that, so we like to be safe.) 
word count: 6,874

Author’s note: Yes, we know it has taken us months to publish this third chapter and we deeply apologize! We hope you still enjoy this part as we’ve put a lot of work and dedication into it! 

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#8

OLD ARZAYLEA

+ many claim to have bad meetings with her

+ many claim that she dragged luke away from fans

+ many claim that she uses luke’s account and blocks fans


NEW ARZAYLEA

+ within this very sad video, you can clearly hear arzaylea being nice to the girl that came up to her. telling her hello in a sweet voice and also asking how was she. ( + the girl that did this is such a fucking pussy, if she actually had balls she would’ve done it in front of her face and not behind her back, absolutely pathetic. ) 

+ meeting fans and being nice and sweet to them ( i’m certain that she always does this but whatever… )

+ moving fans closer to the stage

+ helping fans meet the boys

+ when asked a question about her high lighter, arzaylea pulled it out of her purse and put it on the girl and was being nice to her and her group of friends ( i know i saw a photo of it but i just can’t find it, if i do i’ll post it )

+ trying to interact with fans online 

+ complimenting fans and their art work + also re-tweeting it.

[ i hate the fact that i had to put old and new. but i couldn’t think about anything else. but anyways ]

my work here is done. 

( tbh i wonder what callie has to say about this )

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anonymous asked:

Can I just say thank you for your continued Zayn support/ blogging? Because it's amazing and I love seeing posts about him from people who support Larry as well <3

I mean…Zayn might be the embodiment of this gif:

But I still love that hoe. I love his music…literally the intro to Mind of Mine is some of the best fifty-seven seconds of music I’ve ever heard. Not to mention the rest of the album which deserved so much more than the half-arsed promo it got. No doubt thanks to the fact that it’s still linked to Syco’s ineptitude. 

Look at him at his last 1D concert:

I just don’t think he’s this evil diva that he’s being made out to be. Considering that he might actually be the only member of One Direction still contractually tied to the old team, I just don’t see the logic in side eying everything in the tabloids about the other four, but just taking whatever is said about Zayn at face value. Whatever the truth is I don’t think we’ve heard it, nor do I think we’ll get it from this book. 

Anyway here’s my favourite photo of Zayn:

Also remember when he was way too excited about Harry feeling him up?

Like, chill. You know we can see what you’re doing with your face, right?

Also I lied, this is my favourite photo of Zayn:

Every time I see it I’m like 

Anyway, yeah. I love Zayn. I hope he’s alright and that his treehouse is structurally sound because ever since I found out he built it himself I’ve been extremely concernicus about it. 

Tsukiuta Drama CD #6 Procellarum [Mada Mada Saki Wa Nagai] (Everyone) Translation

Finally done~ I tought it would take me around 2 days but I made it to 4 and a half. Translating a 41 minute drama CD takes sure a lot of time ;u; I’m happy that I finished it though~

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When nuest dropped Q is

I was like mmm give me. Was blessed with only ren photo card streak and I thought to myself, “shit this albums is bomb how are they going to top this? With some good R&B?”
Canvas comes along and I’m like fuck shit crap. I’m so torn if rebirth is my fav or canvas.
Canvas is the type of music I’m super into and nuest just drops that on me. Fuck. My whole life rebirth was my fave. Rebirth as a whole is amazing. The photo book doesn’t fail to make me laugh. Like Ren’s face with the bed photos I can’t. All of it is just 😙 but like canvas songs!!! Shit!
Canvas is the bomb for me. There would always be certain songs I would recommend for people since I’m super old with nuest but now I’m like shit kid check out their album Canvas that thing is the shit then look at action, hello, I’m bad, so on and whatever.
Like with the min I dont know man. I miss his mmmmmmmm voice. But it was so nice to hear beakho and just everyone since I left for a year because I didn’t care for 101 because nah I’m dying over here.
All the memories are flooding back in though. Every album drop. How they went down hill. The heartache. I’m so old. Old and proud that I’ve been with them since the start. Like fuck. I remember the pain of I’m bad. How sad and worry I was for my b man. Beakho is so fuckn sweet I was so hurt and just ugh ugh. Now min is gone I’m hurt. So hurt. I just need everyone to be healthy and okay and just fuck. I’m so sadz. My royal crying all those times just… Ugh.. Too old I can’t.

This is my post for @mythicalmeetup.

I kind of heavily edited my photo, because I’m a very private person in real life, and no-one in my family knows about my secret life as a mythical beast. But that is my real current hair colour and my eye, and if someone recognizes me from this, say hi! because you must be here for the same reason as I am.

So, I’m Leena (but you can call me Lou, Loulou or whatever you like!) and I’m from Finland. I’m 38 years old. I’m a bi-demisexual girl. Most days I feel I’m still a teenager, and only very rarely do I feel as old as I am. I think that is only a good thing. I’m still on the path to finding out who I want to be when I grow up, but currently I have a small jewellery business and I make art and write. Or some days I do nothing.

I found Rhett and Link and eventually this fandom after going through a hard time in my life about a year ago. I suffer from social anxiety, panic disorder and a lot of other issues, and I hit rock bottom last year. R&L helped me find my lost laughter again and literally saved my life. This fandom has helped me find myself, and for the first time in my life I feel I finally know who I am, and to my surprise, I kind of like what I’ve found.

I had never been to tumblr before, but I found all you amazing, kind and inspiring people here and felt at home. I’ve never really been a fangirl until I found R&L, but I guess I am one now, and I like it, a lot. But I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for all the other mythical beasts. I like to think of you as my friends. 💕

~Princess~


* Hey everyone!! So ever since the last Disney week on DWTS I have been wanting to write a small OneShot based off of Val and Sharna’s cuteness together. I mean Sharna definitely didn’t need to caress Val’s face in the middle of the dance, but she did and it made me fall in love with them again. I swear.

So here is my version of a Disney week at DWTS with the Stars but more into the future, like two years from now. I hope you all enjoy!*


Sharna walked into the hair and makeup trailer sighing as she sat down in one of the seats.

“What’s wrong babe?” Lindsay said noticing how stressed on of her close friends seemed to be from the seat next to her.

Sharna lifted her head giving her friend a small smile as one of the professionals started to curl her hair into big curls.

“I’m just worried about tonight.” Sharna said looking down at her hands, “Babe why are you nervous? I seen your dance in rehearsals it was amazing!” Lindsay said looking over at Sharna who was still paying attention to her hands.

Sharna now looked over at Lindsay smiling “Thank you, babe. I’m not worried about the dance it’s about bringing the baby on the show tonight. I guess my motherly instincts are overboard today.” Sharna said turning away from Lindsay so the hair dresser could finish Sharna’s curls.

Lindsay smiled reaching over grabbing her friends right hand “Babe, everything will be okay. I mean you have all of us, and Val. I’m sure if you don’t feel like you want to show Sky to the world val won’t either.”

Sharna nodded squeezing Lindsay’s left hand “Your right, I just I’m nervous. I mean the world has only ever seen one photo of her and she almost four months old. I just feel the need to protect her with everything in me and I know Val feels that way to.”

“Well whatever you decide we are all here for you. We love you.” Lindsay said standing up from her seat walking closer to Sharna hugging her tightly “It’ll be okay.”

Sharna laughed “I know. Thank you for the Pep talk Linz, you always give the greatest ones.” Lindsay laughed before leaving the trailer.

Thirty minutes later Sharna was all done with her hair and make up, so she quickly thanked everyone before leaving for her trailer where she was hoping she would fine her three month old baby girl and her husband.

She opened her trailer door, walking in only to be run into by her littlest buddy Shai.

“Auntie Sha-Na!” He said holding his arms up for her to pick him up.

“Hey bubbie” Sharna said while picking him up and cuddling him close while she looked around the room only noticing Maks.

Maks smiled at them sitting on the couch “Hey Shar.”

“Hey where is everyone. Where is Sky?” She asked as she started to worry as to where her husband and daughter were, plus the show was starting in less than thirty minutes.

“Well she just finished drinking the bottle you had made her earlier. So knowingVal and Peta, they are getting her dressed and more than likely taking a ton of photos.” Maks said laughing, Sharna smiled nodding before Shai spoke.

“Auntie Sha-Na, Sky Sky is getting dwessed. She a Pwincess!” Sharna giggled cuddling her little buddy closer to her kissing his cheek making him squeal.

“She is a princess isn’t she?” Sharna asked placing Shai back onto the floor as he ran back to his father.

“I’m going to go check on them.” She said with a big cheesy smile on her face, as she walked past Maks and Shai. She opened the door the lead into tiny area that had another couch and tv and a little table.

Val heard the door opening, he turned noticing that it was his wife walking through the door.

“Love, I’ve missed you.” Val said smiling turning to Sharna as she walked straight into his arms.

“I’ve missed you too.” Sharna said burying herself into his shoulder, Val gently rubbed her back in circles sensing that she was stressed about something.

“You okay love?” Val asked bringing his wife’s face his shoulder holding her face gently in his hands. Sharna nodded as Val gently caressed her face hoping that he wasn’t ruining her makeup.

“I’ll be fine, where’s my littlest love at?” She asked looking over Val’s shoulder where Skylar was sleeping in her bassinet that they had brought for their trailer.

She smiled widely when she had seen what Val and Peta managed to put her in. “Oh my goodness. She is far too sweet.” Sharna said picking up her sleeping baby cuddling her as close as possible.

Sharna sat down with Skylar watching as Val sat down next to them. “I can’t believe we made her.” Sharna said quietly, looking over at her husband who was just as in awe as Sharna was.

“I can’t either, she’s perfect.” Sharna nodded leaning over and kissing Val’s lips gently.

She sighed pulling away sighing as she did so, once again Val noticed. “Love are you sure you okay, because you seem extremely nervous.”

“Honestly V, I’m terrified about tonight. Do you think this is the right thing to do?” She asked looking down at her mini me as Peta referred to Sky as Sharna’s mini.

“Baby, everything will be just fine. We have our family here with us. Do you want to do this? I just want to make sure this is what you want. I mean there’s already one photo they seen of her.” Val said wrapping his arm around his wife.

Sharna looked at him nodding “I know your right, she’ll be fine. It’s just my motherly instincts I guess.” She said bring Skylar up to kiss her cheek, Val leaned over pressing a kiss to his wife’s temple and then to Skylar’s forehead.

“Are you sure your okay with this?” Val asked his wife as she nodded yes. “Yes I’ll be fine, plus Sky has you as a daddy. And like her shirt says your her prince and I know you’ll protect her for as long as you can.”

Val smiled listening to his wife as she spoke “Your right, I will protect our daughter with everything I have, just like I’ll protect you with everything in me.” Sharna smiled leaning back over to capture her husbands lips.

“We don’t deserve you.” Sharna said pulling her lips away from her husband. Val shook his head no “That’s where your super wrong because if anything, I don’t deserve the two of you. I’m so grateful that your my wife and queen and Skylar is my daughter and princess.”

Val pressed another kiss to his wife’s lips before Peta knocked on the door, Peta walked in smiling “Sorry to disturb you, but show starts in fifteen. So we got to go.” She said standing there as both Val and Sharna stood up.

Sharna handed Val Skylar before Sharna walked over to Peta hugging her best friend tightly.

“Thank you babe.” She said hugging Peta tightly “For what?” Peta asked pulling away from Sharna with a confused look on her face.

“Just for being here, being a friend. Also for being the best auntie/ Godmother ever to put little princess.” Sharna said as Peta hugged her once again “Of course I’d doing anything for all of you especially that little princess.”

“Hey what about me?” Val asked walking over to the two women, Sharna turned around towards her husband laughing.

“Are you feeling left out?” Val nodded trying not to laugh “Kinda of.”

“Your such a loser!” Peta said turning back around towards her husband and son. “Thanks P.” Val said laughing walking out behind the women and Maks who had Shai up on his shoulders.

Val grabbed Skylar’s baby blanket, tossing it over her as he walked out of their trailer. One it was to hide her face from the flashes of any paps as they walked to the studio. Two it was a little bit cold out so it also keep Skylar warm as she snuggled into her father chest still sleeping.

        As soon as they entered the studio, they all headed to the red room where they met with all of the other dancers. That’s where Sharna’s mom Lucy was waiting at for them.

        Sharna smiled noticing her mom was there, she ran in her direction wrapping her mother up in her arms hugging her tightly. “Hi momma.”

         “Hi baby.” Lucy said kissing her daughter’s cheek as she stepped back as Val stepped hugging his mother-in-law.

      “Woo, i’m glad you make it tonight. We’ve missed you, even if has only been a day or two."  Lucy laughed hugging Val before holding her arms out for her granddaughter. "Let me see this princess.”

        Val handed a still sleeping Skylar to her grandma, “Oh my goodness, grandma missed her too much.” Lucy said smiling as she cuddle Skylar in her arms.

         A moment later a producer came over grabbing Val and Sharna’s attention “Hi, you two better head towards the stage.” Val nodded kissing his daughter’s forehead “Love you princess.”

          Sharna did the same, before grabbing Val’s hand as the walked backstage towards the stage.

        Before they went to their partners Val stopped them holding onto his wife’s hands “Hey I forgot to tell you how beautiful you look tonight. You look like a Queen.”

          Sharna blushed as Val kissed her right cheek “You look handsome tonight as well and You look like a King.” Val smiled pulling Sharna closer to him bringing her in for a gentle kiss.

          Val pulled back grabbing her hand before they found their partners and went their own ways waiting for the opening number to start. 

         As the opening number started Val had danced with Sharna as the dance ended Val brought her in closer to him kissing her temple. “Lets kill it tonight for our princess.” Sharna nodded smiling “Yea for our princess.”

Val had just finished dancing the quickstep with His partner, after getting the result he walked over to where Lucy was at holding baby Skylar who was now wide awake.

“Hi Princess” Val said smiling at his baby girl who cooed back at him. “Thank you Lucy for being here tonight. It really means at lot to Sharna.” Val said as Lucy passed off Skylar to him.

“Of course Val, I know this an important moment for the both of you.” She said holding onto one of Skylar tiny feet as she talked to her making her smile. Val smiled watching as his daughter smiled at her Grandma.

“It really is.” Val said before he saw Sharna’s red hair “Wish me Luck.” Sharna said hugging her mother and kissing her baby girls forehead.

“I love you” “I love you too” Val said kissing his wife before she walked towards the stage. Her dance being the next one, she had the jive which she was beyond excited about.

Val and Lucy talked more about everything, Val really loved his mother-in-law. Then they watched together as Sharna and her partner danced the jive to a song from Disney’s Tangled.

“Look Princess, there’s your momma!” Val said holding Skylar pointing towards the tv. Lucy smiled as the dance finished along with val. “That’s was fantastic!” Lucy said clapping along with the audience.

“It was amazing, right Princess?” Val said holding Skylar up kissing all over her face making her squeal in delight. Val brought her back down his arms watching as Sharna and her partner Tyler came running up the stairs their scores.

Val walked over behind the camera smiling at Sharna with Sky in his arms.

“That dance was amazing you two!” Erin said quickly knowing that they wanted to introduce baby Skylar to the world. “Thank you!” They both said, “Alright, let’s get your scores.”

“9,9,10,10” “ahh!” Sharna yelled as she hugged her partner quickly before turning back towards Erin “Congrats on those scores!”

“Okay before you both leave, a little bird told me that we get to introduce the world to someone new tonight! I’m so excited!”

Sharna smiled nodding at Erin, “Well Val and I figured it was time to show everyone our little princess, since it is Disney night. So come here babe.” Sharna said watching as Val walked over in front of the camera with Skylar in his arms.

“Oh my goodness, I can’t even! She’s so precious!” Erin said as Val held onto his baby girl who was now smiling up at her momma. “So everyone this is Skylar May Chmerkovskiy. She is almost four months old. She’s definitely our princess.”

Erin smiled making funny faces at Skylar getting a tiny baby laugh from her making everyone else laugh with her. “Wait before we go can we see her outfit! Because gosh darn it she is too cute!”

Val laughed holding Skylar while Sharna read what her pink onesie said. “It says "I Found My Prince His Name Is daddy.” Everyone in the audience “awed” Erin smiled before turning back towards the camera.

“Okay we will be right back, so don’t go anywhere!” She said as the camera turned off and Val hugged his wife tightly.

“See Love, we did it!” Val said making Sharna smile as she kissed him bouncing their baby girl in her arms.

“We did and I couldn’t be happier!” Sharna said before she felt someone running into her legs noticing that it was Shai with Maks and Peta right on his toes.

“Shai, baby be careful!” Peta said picking up her son and placing him on her hip, “Momma, I want to hug Sky Sky!”

“Okay,” peta said letting Shai place a gently kiss onto his cousins forehead before placing his arms around her “Okay baby gentle.” Peta said smiling as she watched Shai pull back from hugging Skylar which made everyone “awe” that could see them.

“Pwincess, Sky Sky!” Shai said leaning into Peta’s shoulder , Peta kissed his forehead as she noticed Val and Maks walk away leaving them the babies.

“I bet you if Sky could talk, she would tell everyone, that your a prince!” Sharna said leaning over with Skylar happily in her arms, to place a gentle kiss to her nephew/ Godsons forehead.

“Weally? I a pwince?” Shai questioned at towards his aunt, Sharna nodded “Of course your prince!” Shai smiled burying himself into his mothers arms, Peta kissed his temple as he cuddled close.

“Babe, you did amazing!” “So did you!” Sharna said making Peta laugh. “Thank you! But I mean introducing your baby girl to the world.” Sharna smiled down at Skylar kissing her cheek multiple times making her giggle.

“I was really nervous, but I think we made the best decision! I’m just really happy!” Peta smiled watching her best friend, she was so happy for Sharna and Val! What way a to introduce their little baby girl to world. On Dancing With The Stars on Disney night. She couldn’t imagine a better way for them to have done that.

“I’m so happy for you guys! I think it was the best way possible!” Sharna nodded before seeing her husband and mom laughing at something.

“Me too, I’m going to go talk to my mom. I love you both.” Sharna said kissing the top of Shai’s head and kissing peta’s cheek before walking over to Val and her mother.

Lucy immediately wrapped her daughter in a hug “You were amazing!” “Thank you momma!” Sharna said as her mom kissed her forehead. Val gently picked up Skylar from his wife’s arms cuddling her as close as possible.

Sharna was lost in her thoughts watching her husband and daughter together. Lucy whispered into her daughter’s ear “I think overprotective daddy is coming in full force now.”

Sharna smiled giggling as she nodded “Your so right, but that’s okay he’ll do anything to keep his princess safe.” Sharna said hugging her mother tightly as the both watched Val making Skylar smile and giggle.

A few moments later Lucy walked away from them to find the restroom leaving them alone with Sky. Sharna walked over to them kissing Val “What was that for?” He questioned looking at Sharna who was all smiley.

“Your just an amazing daddy and husband so I figured a kiss would be a good way to show you.” She said as Val smiled kissing her back.

“Well your the greatest Momma and wife in the world. So I figured I’d show you by kissing you.” Sharna laughed smiling down at their baby girl. “I still can’t believe we made her.”

Val laughed kissing his wife’s temple, “I can’t either, but we’ve been blessed with the best princess.” “Yes we have!” Sharna said smiling, even though she was beyond scared at first.

She realized that this was the best decision and she couldn’t be anymore happier even if she tried. “Best day ever!” She thought to herself as she made faces towards Skylar making the baby girls laughter fill the red room. Today made Disney week the best week ever at Dancing With The Stars.


*Yay!! I loved writing this OneShot! It’s probably my personal favorite one that I’ve ever written! Please leave comments, I love reading everyone’s opinions! Thank you for all the love and support!- Tori*

anonymous asked:

Sam at least gets a bonus point for slightly changing the colour of the ACLU picture in this ridiculous game. That said, having been caught out, I next expect his PR people to suggest that he use one of his own old photos to keep selling whatever it is that he's selling. Seems that they saw Eternity's post about obvious landmarks and today's post gives the illusion that Sam is currently in NYC.

Yep at least there was a filter LOL. I don’t know, this is all so ridiculous but entertaining at the same time cause you are so right anon, there is always the shippers dilemma: whether to play this PR game or not. We are fed BS, we laugh at it, we point out all the mistakes and what’s missing next thing we know we are given just that. We ask they deliver. It’s hilarious and I know we make their jobs easier but it’s so hard to resist.

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anonymous asked:

I'm so glad they have a Voltron account like this on Tumblr. This is what I exactly wanted! <3 Just an idea I thought about. Team Voltron confessing to their s/o How would they do it? Would they be nervous or bold? In private or in front of everybody? Thank you ☺️💕

Aww! Thank you!  Welcome to The Paladen. We’re so glad you decided to stop by. Eeeep this request is so cute. Hope you enjoy it!

SHIRO:

There is an internal struggle that prevents Shiro from confessing so quickly. He’s known his feelings for a while now, but there is a persistent nagging in the back of his head that taunts him (“You’ll never be a good lover.”). One of his biggest fears is not being good enough. Be as it may, Shiro would eventually overcome his own doubts. His s/o would heavily play the part as moral support.

The actual confession would have to be flawless. Shiro is a bit of a perfectionist, so he’d pay special attention to every fine detail. As he tends to lean towards the more traditional ways, Shiro would set up a date at home. There would be a table set for two with a candlelit, homemade dinner courtesy of Hunk. 

Once dinner is over, the two sit outside under a sea of stars, and bathed in the silvery sheen of moonlight. There is a prolonged period of silence before Shiro would finally muster up the courage to tell them. With his good hand firmly intertwined with theirs, he’d begin to explain just how much they mean to him.

“I love you,” and he can finally breathe. “I love you so much.”

LANCE:

Lance is the guy who finally realizes his own feelings for his s/o when they are doing something pretty mundane, such as folding laundry or washing dishes. Still, it takes him a while to truly understand what’s going on. Although not that dense, Lance is pretty oblivious to the obvious. But also because he hasn’t really explored a relationship as the one he has with his s/o, there are many experiences to be had, one of which is love.

What is love? And why does his chest suddenly hurt all of the sudden whenever he sees them, or whenever they talk to him? 

… Wait.

As blindsided as he is, Lance is quick to confess. Well, maybe not that quick. He’s nervous–yeah, the blue paladin is nervous. He’s definitely that guy in the bathroom practicing in front of a mirror, but no matter what he says or how he words it, nothing’s right. It all feels so fake.

Lance still manages to find the courage to ask his s/o out on a date. It’d be the obligatory dinner at some fancy-schmancy restaurant where it would be required to dress in formal wear to even enter.

During the whole meal, Lance would be rather nervous and he would try so hard to wait for the right moment to tell his s/o. However once it came to dessert he couldn’t hold it out and blurt “I really love you” as he blushes profusely and takes their hand in his. He’d then tell them how much he loved them and how happy they made him. Lance would honestly be out of breath by the end because he literally blurted it out all in one breath.

KEITH:
Keith would not want to admit he has feelings for his s/o. He’d probably try and avoid his s/o at first, since seeing them would make his heart race and his cheek flush. His s/o would be sad, and frustrated that Keith seems to be avoiding them, and they’d probably talk to one of the other paladins. Eventually someone (Shiro or Lance?) would totally notice what he’s doing, either on their own or with the s/o and call him out. Like, “hey you’re avoiding ____?” And Keith would be like “N-No I’m!” But after some pestering he’d finally cave and admit it. He’d explain he loves them, but doesn’t quite know how to tell them that.

 Once he finally does admit to being in love with his s/o, he’d debate on how to talk to them about it forEVER. Like at least a week of talking to himself and trying to plan it. Finally he gets them flowers, thinking that’s probably the best option after doing tons of research on romance, and he hands them to his s/o after pulling them aside. He’d rub the back of his neck and shyly admit that…he sort of loves them or whatever and he’s sorry for not being honest right away.

HUNK: 
Hunk would realize that he loved his s/o when looking at old texts and photos between them. He’d realize that he really doesn’t want to be without them. He’d be so happy about this realization he couldn’t dare hold it in. 

 He’d probably go around shouting “I LOVE _____. GUYS GUESS WHAT?! I LOVE _____!”. The whole team would know before his s/o and he wouldn’t care. He was just so happy. And every moment until the next time he sees his s/o he’d have to mention that he loved them to whoever was with him at the time. 

He’d say it so much that his teammates would end up saying “WE KNOW”. Hunk would just grin and say “Well I do”. And the second he does see his s/o he’d smile widely and just say. “Hey ____.  I love you. You’re the best thing that’s happened to me” he’d tell them as he hugs them tightly in his arms. Then he’d kiss them happily. 

PIDGE:
Pidge would know from the very beginning that she liked her s/o. Yet she never admitted it and didn’t believe it at first. However, the closer she had gotten to them the more she fell for them.  When the realization actually hits her she does so much research on love and what it is that her internet history is filled with websites dedicated to love and such. She would even ask advice from Alurra and Coran.

Pidge would still not know how to confess though because how Alteans express love was a bit different than what is considered normal on Earth. Also Pidge was way to embarrassed and also too stubborn to ask for any of the other paladin’s help. Fortunately though because she was amazing at programing she decided to get Rover help to her out. Rover would seek out her s/o and motion to them to follow it to a secret place in the castle. There would Pidge be, on her laptop and she would look up and smile when she sees her s/o. 

“Oh there you are. I’ve got something to tell you. I’ve realized that I have these feelings for you and from what i’ve researched I believed it’s called love. So yeah I guess I love you. And  well…”

Her s/o would stop her rambling with a kiss and she’d melt.


Also sorry this took so long. It’s cause all three mods help put this one together!

anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on the new vogue cover with zayn and gigi? Why do they keep doing this, honestly it's like zayn doesn't want to have his own damn personality ahahah. Also... why is justin randomly stanning zigi now? He posted a photo from their shoot on his insta and everything.. I'm so confused lol.. does he know it's for PR???

I only saw the cover and its once again, a publicity thing. Zayn has been branching out into the fashion industry and Gigi is the way to do that as I explained in their post. He also benefits her. Same old thing. As for Justin, he simply liked it so he posted about it. Justin uses Instagram the way we use twitter. Whatever random thought pops in his head, he posts about it. It’s not a big deal. I doubt he knows anything too

anonymous asked:

Omg I have a thing for blond guys (I'm a brunette and bi) so as soon as I saw James I knew I was gonna crush on him. I spent like 2 hours last night talking about blond guys to my girliest cousins who like ravens and redheads (or gingers or auburns whatever floats ya boat (basicly darker haired guys)) and I just had to mention James… man he is hot for a 54 yr old though (hoping that doesnt make me sound like that Lana Del Rey girl)

My poor friends have been putting up with my non stop James talk for the past year, I don’t know how they put up with me. How many times I’ve shown them a photo of him saying “How old do you think he is? Hes fucking 54!” And then seeing their amazement because they always say like early 40′s, So I get ya.

ok this is a really rough sketch but i imagine, 25 year old alfendi layton(maybe even younger who knows), taking his photo for his scotland yard investigator whatever id like this. a little annoyed at the fact that they are going to keep a permenant record of him for the fuure and probably will be kept for the rest of who knows how long until earth gets destroyed.

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