i know that i should let go but i can't

Masterpost of Cryptic Shit from The Adventure Zone

Because damn Griffin’s given us a lot of mysteries to work with. (Excerpts from the show under the cut.)

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All the bright places quotes for the signs
  • Aries: "What if life could be this way? Only the happy parts, none of the terrible, not even the mildly unpleasant. What if we could just cut out the bad and keep the good?"
  • Taurus: "We are all alone, trapped in this bodies and our own minds, and whatever company we have in this life is only fleeting and superficial."
  • Gemini: "The great thing about this life of ours is that you can be someone different to everybody."
  • Cancer: "Because it's not a lie if it's how you feel."
  • Leo: "You're all the colours at once, at full brightness."
  • Virgo: "The problem with people is they forget that most of the time it's the small things that count."
  • Libra: "All I know is what I wonder: Which of my feelings are real? Which of the mes is me?"
  • Scorpio: "But I can't promise I won't pick you apart, piece by piece, until you're in a thousand pieces, just like me. You should know what you're getting into before getting involved."
  • Sagittarius: "Drive anywhere and everywhere, even if there's nowhere to go. (Note: There's always somewhere to go.)"
  • Capricorn: "I've learned the hard way that the best thing to do is say nothing about what you're really thinking. If you say nothing, they'll assume you're thinking nothing, only what you let them see."
  • Aquarius: "I've always been different, but to me different is normal. I decide on a version of the truth."
  • Pisces: "I have this feeling like I'm waiting for something. But I have no idea what."
The houses when stressing
  • Slytherin : Stressing what stress ? I can totally do this ! *internally* I'm gonna die I'm gonna die oh god I'm gonna die fuck fuck I should have gone to sleep earlier instead of learning the inner mechanics of a bomb - breathe. You can do this - Nononono I can't !
  • Gryffindor : I am prepared. No way am I going to fuck this up. And even if I fail, I won't die.
  • Ravenclaw : I HAVE READ MY LESSON WHAT MORE PREPARING DO YOU WANT ? C'mon, let's do this. I am fine. *internally* I'm not prepared crap i knew I should have worked more and not watched that last ep well too late to go back now
  • Hufflepuff : *rereads the lessons* I almost know these by rote sshhh don't disturb me.
  • Sirius: So Muggles actually believe that little green men come down from the stars and pull them into their flying plates and stick shit up their arses for fun?
  • Remus: .... Pretty much, yeah.
  • Sirius: Where the bloody hell did they come up with that?
  • Remus: There's actually a lot of people who have come out and said they've experienced this kind of encounter.
  • Sirius: IT'S TRUE!!?!
  • James: Wait -- do I go on a date before or after I let them probe me?
  • Sirius: I DON'T WANT TO GO FLYING ON A GREEN MAN'S PLATE, MOONY! YOU KNOW I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS!
  • James: Should I call them after or should they call me? This is important. I don't want to seem needy, Remus.
  • Sirius: ARE THEY WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW? MOONY YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!
  • James: What if they think I look fat in these jeans?
  • Sirius: I MEAN, CLEARLY THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST PROBING THIS FINE ARSE!!!
  • James: I want to come across as suave but like, not too arrogant...
  • Remus: ...............
the rain | jason blossom (riverdale)

Originally posted by riverdalesource

prompt: 8- “what your wearing is very distracting”, 12- “i didn’t realise i needed your permission, 15-“here take my jacket you look freezing & 23- “kiss me”

a/n: another piece from my trial co-owner!! let me know what yous think!!

perfect nails, perfect hair.

after many hours spent in front of the mirror, I was finally ready to leave my room and go to Cheryl Blossom’s party.

“You look fabulous!“ My best friend, Betty Cooper said in amazement.

“I don't look like myself at all, Betty. I shouldn't have put this much lipstick, maybe i should just stay…”

“No friggin way, Y/F/N! You can't spend a friday night inside of your house. Besides, you have to find yourself a date for prom!“

I, myself, am a particularly introvert person. And to be honest, I’ve never been to a party before, let alone at Cheryl Blossom’s

But my friend was right, I totally needed a date for the prom, so I said yes to the party. Betty hugged me tightly and grabbed her purse. We were ready to go.

We entered the massive Thornhill mansion and searched for our mutual friend, one and only, Veronica Lodge. I was already extremely anxious and jittery.

“Oh my god, you guys! Finally!“ said the raven haired girl joyfully.

“Y/n! You look… different?!”

I smiled ungainly.

“Don’t get me wrong, different but amazing…" 

 Suddenly, there was an awkward silence.

“Do you guys… want something to drink?”

I nodded in agreement. I totally needed some alcohol to warm me up. We slowly entered a huge living room, filled with familiar faces. Kids from my school were there.

Almost all of them, dancing and drinking not surprisingly expensive beer, without even noticing me.

“Hey, you wanna dance?” shouted Betty. The music was very loud.

“I… No, Betty. I’m not… you can go without me! I’ll catch up later.”

She calmly smiled to me. Even though I was surrounded with people, I felt so lonely.

Many weird thoughs were running through my mind. I wanted to be somebody, I wanted to be known by them, but I was just a regular geeky high school freak. I knew it, leaving my house was a horrible idea.

At that exact moment, a familiar red haired boy approached to me.

“Hi there, beautiful”

“So… To be honest, I’ve never seen you at Cheryl’s parties before.”

“Parties are not really my thing” I tried not to look at his face.

“Then what’s your thing?”

I actually started enjoying this conversation.

“Um… Books, music… I don’t know”

He let out a tiny laugh. His laugh, it was like a melody to my soul. We sat on a beach, next to a small beach house. The familiar sound of waves was astonishing.

“Never met a girl like you before, Y/N. Truly rare”

We both laughed. His piercing blue eyes were shining like diamonds in the night. His face, his personality, he was art. We spent the rest of the night talking, opening up to each other. I could feel it, it was love. A weird, spontaneous love. Assuden, it started to rain. 

“Jason, we have to go!”

“No, Y/N! We are too far from Thornhill! We have to hide in the beach house"  We quickly rain into the beach house while laughing.”

“The rain is still pouring! We have to stay here.” I said.

“Here, take my jacket, you look freezing”

I put on his comfortable red velvet jacket.

“What’s so special about rain?” he sat next to me.

“I like rain. Rain makes me feel less alone. All rain is, is a cloud- falling apart, and pouring its shattered pieces down on top of you. It makes me feel better to know other things in nature can shatter.”

I could feel his eyes staring at me.

“Um… Jason, I have to ask you something”

“Oh so do I… You go first.”

“Why… Why did you choose me over all those girls?”

And we were back to the awkward conversations.

“Well that’s simple. There’s no reason I shouldn’t pick you, Y/N. You are special" 

I had to words to say. Was he actually in love with me?

“My turn now!”

He took my hand. 

“Y/N, would you like to go to prom with me?"  I stood there, frozen, speachless.

"J-Jason?”

“Yes?”

“Kiss me!”

His rosy lips quickly slammed mine. The kiss was strong, breathtaking.  The rain finally stopped pouring

Jason was not just a typo highschool rich kid, he was more than that. He was more than good enough. And I loved him, I truly did. But missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will. …

Dialing Under the Influence
  • Shaw: Rooooot...oh...Roooooot
  • Root: Shaw are you okay?
  • Shaw: Nooooooooooooo....Nope. Not Shaw. It's Sameen. Sameen is never okay when you're gone. Why aren't you here with me? Or maybe I should be with you where you are. But I don't know where that is...because you never let me visit. Why is that Root? Do you have another girlfriend besides me?
  • Root: I didn't know we were girlfriends Sam. But no I don't have any girlfriends at the moment.
  • Shaw: Except me Roooot. Glad we straightened it out. I can't have you thinking you can go around kissing other people because then I'd have to punch them. But what about all the moments before this one? Or all the ones after?
  • Root: I haven't had a girlfriend in all the time you've known me sweetie.
  • Shaw: Except me.
  • Root: Sorry, yes, except you.
  • Root thinks although this is too cute for words, she should probably go find Shaw before she gets arrested and blows her cover. Shaw has drunk-dialed her before but this seems different. Her other calls have always been to discuss the logistics for a booty call. The important factors being whose place and time.
  • Shaw: What about before me?
  • Root: I had one other girlfriend but it wasn't the same. I was very young.
  • Shaw: Did you love her more than me? she whispers so that Root has to strain to hear her.
  • Root: Root's heart breaks a little for the vulnerability she hears in Shaw's voice and a little for the tragedy that befell Hanna. She sighs.
  • It can't be compared sweetie. When I met Hanna we were barely teenagers. She looked out for me and offered me her friendship even though everyone else thought I was weird.
  • Shaw: Root, you are weird, but that's why I love you.
  • Root: That's new. Shaw's never declared her love no matter how drunk she's gotten.
  • Where are you sweetie?
  • Shaw: At our place. Root...please come.
  • Root: Of course Sameen. Is anyone there with you?
  • Shaw: Just Bear, but *shshshhs* cuz he's sleeping.
  • Root: Okay, I'm coming so don't leave. You want to stay on the phone with me until I get there?
  • Shaw: Yes! I don't like talking on the telephone except to you Root. Other people are boring. John hardly talks - its like a perverted breather call. Finch just drones on and on until I'm sleeping. And when Fusco calls I change my number. But I like hearing your voice on the phone. I wish you'd call me more when you're away.
  • Root's breath hitches and she wonders how hard their next conversation will be when Shaw forgets everything she's saying now, but it still lives in Root's heart. She needs to hurry and get Shaw to bed before she proposes.
  • Root's headed to the bar Shaw calls their place, but the Machine sends her the address to Shaw's apartment.
  • Root: This is the address to Shaw's apartment not the bar she calls 'our place.'
  • TM: Asset Shaw has been in her apartment the entire time you've been speaking. Outside your presence she refers to the apartment with the possessive pronoun 'our.'
  • Root: Is that why my things seems to constantly end up there when I'm sure I've left them in the subway?
  • TM: Asset Shaw moves any belongings you leave at the subway, except weapons, to your apartment.
  • Root: Just when I think I have things between us figured out, she throws me for a loop.
  • TM: I can help bring clarity to your relationship with Asset Shaw. Do you want my help?
  • Root: Not right now, but I may take you up on it later.
random lyrics starter sentences
  • “I wanted to crash your party, but I couldn’t find your house.”
  • “What do you want?”
  • "I should be in bed."
  • "I give in so easily."
  • "I should stay strong."
  • "I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?"
  • "My habits, they hold me like a grudge."
  • "Please don't make any sudden moves."
  • "You don't know the half of the abuse."
  • "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
  • "We don't deal with outsiders very well."
  • "Yeah, I have trust issues."
  • "Why'd you come?"
  • "I tried to warn you just to stay away."
  • "It looks like you might be one of us."
  • "In a perfect world, it's just me and you."
  • "The night's just getting started."
  • "I feel great, I don't know about you."
  • "It's just me and you."
  • "Let's just wait till this party's through."
  • "I had two shots."
  • "I used to be fearless."
  • "I used to be brave."
  • "We could shake it up."
  • "I'll meet you after work."
  • "We'll drive until the darkness disappears."
  • "I meant it when I said we can't stay here."
  • "We're still young."
  • "My eyes are wide."
  • "So, I heard you found somebody else."
  • "At first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love's gone cold."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "I should be getting over it."
  • "Get someone you love."
  • "Get someone you need."
  • "Get money."
  • "I can't give you my soul."
  • "We're never alone."
  • "I could tell you what you want to hear."
  • "The truth is always in the way."
  • "I never want to live in fear."
  • "I don't want to hold back all the things I've got to say."
  • "I've got you figured out."
  • "You need to have control."
  • "You think that I don't know you."
  • "I've been doing what you want."
  • "Just let me go."
  • "You used to always let me in."
  • "Do you even know you changed?"
  • "You're my favorite sin."
  • "I won't do it anymore."
  • "She's got me going crazy."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "You can call me monster."
  • "I'm creeping in your heart."
  • "Use me while you can."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "All you need is me."
  • "I'm your toy."
  • "I feel tired. I look it, too."
  • "Wear me down."
  • "I can't be where you are."
  • "This distance is all we've got."
  • "Tell me something happy. Don't make me sad."
  • "I feel okay."
  • "I'd play our song if we had one."
  • "I wear your shirt to keep me warm."
  • "I miss you. I always do when we're apart."
  • "I was the knight in shining armor in your movie."
  • "I'm a ghost. I call your name, you look right through me."
  • "You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate."
  • "I've been trying to fix my pride, but that shit's broken."
  • "I'm at an all time low."
  • "All your friends say that you don't want to see me."
  • "You're the reason that I just can't concentrate."
  • "Somehow I lost control."
  • "Stay the night."
  • "Know that I will always follow."
  • "I'll walk until my body's sore."
  • "I'll be still and sit real quiet."
  • "If I lose you, your voice will guide me home."
  • "Something about you feels nice."
  • "Your hands make me feel warm."
  • "In a sense, we're innocent."
  • "This chemical feeling is making me forget about the drugs."
  • "You poison with your love."
  • "When I think I'm out of the dark, you're pulling me away from the light."
  • "Take me where you want me tonight."
  • "Let me swoon over you."
  • "You're just another heartbreaker."
  • "You are my fever dream."
a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters
  • [ SEND A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES ]
  • ☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella
  • ★: our muses stargaze together
  • ✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa
  • ❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other
  • ✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa
  • ☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital
  • ☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up
  • ☯: our muses have their first kiss
  • ❅: our muses have a snowball fight
  • ☠: my muse visits your muse's grave
  • ▲: how our muses first met
  • ➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date
  • ✌: our muses' wedding
  • ⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa
  • [ SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • "Please don't leave me."
  • "I don't want to lose you, okay?"
  • "Because I love you!"
  • "And I thought I could trust you."
  • "I can't believe you forgot."
  • "What did you do this time?"
  • "We're going to get caught!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "I'm sorry, I screwed up."
  • "I might be drunk."
  • "You look beautiful."
  • "That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."
  • "Stop staring at me!"
  • "Please go away, you can't see me like this."
  • "Come on, dance with me."
  • "I need you. I need us."
  • "You can't just lead me on like that!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Oh, I'm nothing special."
  • "Just don't forget me, okay?"
  • "You have to let me go."
  • "We'll get through this together."
  • "You're not alone, you know."
  • "Shut up! I hate you!"
  • "I wish this could last forever."
  • "Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."
  • "What would the world be like without you?"
  • "Why do you like me so much?"
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Shit, what did I do?"
  • [ SEND A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]
  • [text]: Fuck you.
  • [text]: Where are you?
  • [text]: I'm sick.
  • [text]: I love you.
  • [text]: I wish I could be with you right now.
  • [text]: I'm at your door.
  • [text]: Is that all you care about?
  • [text]: Please stop talking about her/him.
  • [text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.
  • [text]: Don't even start.
  • [text]: Is that all I am to you?
  • [text]: Help me.
  • [text]: Wait, what happened?
  • [text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.
  • [text]: I miss you.
  • [text]: Good night.
  • [text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.
  • [text]: Tell me you didn't forget.
  • [text]: I've had such a bad day.
  • [text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
  • [text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.
  • [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
  • [text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?
  • [text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?
  • [text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.
Why I love each sign
  • Aries: You are so unbelievably loving and loyal. I see what everyone says about you being aggressive and whatnot but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that you are the kindest, most loving, and innocent soul I've ever met.
  • Taurus: I love how energetic and blindly optimistic you are. You always keep me on my toes and you always push me to be better.
  • Gemini: You always know how to make me smile, but you also know how to keep me on track. I admire your honesty and wit.
  • Cancer: You love so hard. You try your hardest to be there for others even if they're never there for you. I love your passion and devotion. Never take anyone's shit and never change who you are. You deserve the world.
  • Leo: I love your vibrance and spirit. You're always the loudest, kindest, brightest person in the room. You seem to have all the answers. Whenever I need a person, you're my person. Thank you for sticking with me for so long. I appreciate you so much.
  • Virgo: You are so open and straight forward and pure. You bring out the best in me. You make me feel important. You make me feel like I should be alive.
  • Libra: You make me feel calm when I feel like the whole world is against me. I feel like you've known me forever. You make me feel understood.
  • Scorpio: You are so grounded and put together. Whenever I feel like I can't breathe, you know exactly how to calm me down. You know my soul inside and out. Your energy is so radiant and powerful. I love how strong and loyal you are.
  • Sagittarius: You make me let go of everything and just smile. I feel like I could joke around and laugh with you, but also have a deep conversation about the universe and why we're here. You're the smartest and kindest soul I've ever met.
  • Capricorn: You see right through me. And though we may fight a lot, you always seem to draw me to you. You can range anywhere from stubbornly serious to playfully happy. The world falls away when I'm with you.
  • Aquarius: Spunky, energetic, creative, loyal, loving, and overall amazing. You make me feel like a kid again. Completely carefree and alive and I love you for that.
  • Pisces: I feel like I've known you my whole life. I'm not afraid to open my soul up to you. You listen to all my crazy stories and laugh at my faults instead of criticize them. You're so understanding and overall wonderful. You deserve to be happy.
Great Comet characters as things my friends and I did and said during scouting
  • Pierre: *does an entire essay on the board just to disprove our teacher about stars* here you go I want to die now bye
  • Natasha: I can't handle this obstacle course I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom about lost love
  • Sonya: *strums on guitar* *sings* loneliness and I have a special connection....
  • Marya: GET INTO THE TREE LET'S GO TO MOSCOW
  • Hélène: I should have a diploma for mispronouncing foreign words.
  • Anatole: Excuse me, didn't you know my hair has its OWN coach and its OWN house and you have no right to say otherwise?
  • Dolokhov: Let's play the Break All Of *Friend's name's* Limbs game.
  • Andrey: I wish I was in scouting but I'm already in something more important so.... Bye.
  • Mary: *sings religious songs throughout the session to try to get attention*
  • Bolkonsky: I'm a frail and sickly person. Pretend I'm not here.
Emeto starters 2
  • 1. Some of it got in your hair...
  • 2. I'd appreciate it if you DIDN'T vomit on me.
  • 3. I'm not gonna throw up, alright?!
  • 4. I can't go back out there! Everyone saw me puke!
  • 5. Ugh, that smell makes me want to hurl.
  • 6. Let's find you a clean set of clothes, okay?
  • 7. You should probably know, I have a really weak stomach...
  • 8. Um...not to be rude or anything, but are you throwing up in there?
  • 9. You can't be mad at me for throwing up. You're the one who gave me this germ.
  • 10. Seriously, I'm fine. Don't w- oh god never mind, I'll be right back.
  • 12. It's...it's all over the carpet...
  • 13. I'm sorry I brought you here, I didn't know this was going to happen!
  • 14. It's okay. Just breath. You can do it.
  • 15. Um...what did you put in the food again? I don't think it agrees with me...
  • 16. That didn't sound good.
  • 17. This medicine should help...if you can keep it down that is.
  • 18. Come on, you need to keep your strength up. Just finish the sou- okay, um, never mind.
  • 19. I guess I'll have to clean this up...
  • 20. You'll feel better once you get it over with, you know.
  • 21. I can't leave the bathroom...I've been throwing up all day.
  • 22. Don't use your sleeve! I'll be right back with a wet cloth.
  • 23. So that's why you suddenly cancelled the plans...and here I was thinking you were mad at me.
  • 24. It's okay, everyone gets sick once in a while.
  • 25. Don't be ridiculous, of course I'll stay with you. It takes more than a little puke to scare me.
Like We Used too {Part 2}

Mark x Reader
Genre: AU/Fluff/Angst/Suggestive 
Previous Chapter

The light of the morning shone in through your old bedroom but you refused to open your eyes. As much as you wished the events of last night was a dream, you could feel Mark’s arm draped around your naked torso under the sheets. Your back was turned to him, the sound of his calm and even breathing beside you as he slept. You wanted to blame the alcohol for the lack of judgement but it was beyond that. You had wanted Mark. Had succumbed to the need and desire of him, more than once in the night. Vague flashbacks of the night you two shared played in your head. Every touch had sent heats of fire throughout your body, every kiss a ripple of desire and every moan a wave of pleasure. Mark had been an extraordinary lover. You ran your hand over your face, what were you doing? Why were you basking in the thought of your night with Mark when you two had made such a horrible mistake. He was your best friend. He was engaged, to your other best friend. How horrible could you be? Carefully, you slipped out of the bed, although a part of you had wanted to stay. You wanted him to wake up with you and share in the gratification of each other’s bodies again, this time in the daylight. Lust, that’s what it was. That’s what you tried telling yourself as you tiptoed towards the tshirt that had been strewn across the floor. Quietly you slipped it on glancing at Mark as he laid there fast asleep. The blanket only covering his lower half while his arm remained reached out to where you were laying a few moments ago. Exiting the bedroom, you made your way downstairs towards the kitchen of your parents house. What were you supposed to do? Mark was asleep, naked in your old bedroom while you stood in the empty quiet kitchen. At that time the only logical thing you felt like you could do was make breakfast. Distract yourself from the thought of Mark upstairs, hoping that the simple tasks such as cooking would bring you back to reality. Too many feelings were rushing at you all at once. Anger, that you had done something so foolish and you weren’t the only one involved in this, Mark had been just as part of it, so you were angry at him too for letting it get that far. Guilt, that you had done the absolute worst thing possible to your best friend and she had no clue. Hurt, knowing that you had betrayed her and she would end up devastated at your actions. Confusion, because now you didn’t know where you and Mark stood. Did you have deeply rooted feelings for him and were you completely unaware of it until now?

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Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
  • Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
  • Christine: No thanks
  • Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
  • __________
  • Stephen: Crap
  • Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
  • Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
  • All the doctors: LOL you're not
  • Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
  • Christine: Fine...
  • __________
  • Stephen: .....I think I screwed up
  • Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
  • Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
  • __________
  • Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
  • Stephen: Okay
  • The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
  • Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
  • Mordo: *facepalm*
  • Stephen: I can't do magic!
  • The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
  • Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
  • _________
  • Wong: Here are some books
  • Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
  • Wong: You are not funny
  • _________
  • Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
  • Mordo: OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
  • Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
  • Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
  • __________
  • Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
  • Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
  • Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
  • Stephen: -_________-
  • ____________
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
  • Stephen: The ancient one is against him
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is the answer
  • Stephen: WILL YOU STOP?
  • Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
  • *Stephen gets stabbed*
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • ___________
  • Mordo: Cool cape man
  • The Ancient One: You will be defend New York, Master Strange
  • Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
  • Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
  • Mordo: Wait what?.....
  • __________
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE
  • Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
  • __________
  • Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
  • Stephen: Who am I to judge?
  • Mordo: KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
  • Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
  • ........
  • *Everything is destroyed*
  • Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
  • Mordo: We are doomed
  • Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
  • Dormammu: No, you die
  • Stephen: Nope
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: YES
  • Stephen: NO
  • Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
  • Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
  • Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
  • Stephen: Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
  • Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
  • Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
  • Mordo: B*** I'm out
Forbidden Love Sentence Starters
  • "We very nearly got caught then."
  • "I think we should meet up less, people are starting to get suspicious."
  • "If anyone asks, you're my cousin."
  • "I wish we didn't have to meet at night, but my goodness you look so beautiful by the moonlight."
  • "There is no pretending any more. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then."
  • "Just for tonight let's pretend we're not who we are."
  • "I can't help myself, the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest."
  • "What do you mean I'm not allowed to love you?"
  • "I don't know what I'm going to do, I can't see myself with anyone else."
  • "I don't want to marry him/her/them!"
  • "I've began to love this place, our little spot."
  • "What do you think people would say if they knew about us?"
  • "They know."
  • "Perhaps we should quit while we're ahead."
  • "Flirting with you has been fun but I'm worried we might be in too deep."
  • "I can't fall in love with you, I just can't!"
  • "We were doomed from the start, we've been fighting a losing battle."
  • "I just don't care any more. I love you, and I don't care who knows."
  • "If you think you can stand living with me, looking but not touching, you're welcome to try."
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be there for you, even if we can't be together."
Thanks brain
  • Brain: you should talk to people..
  • Me: yah, let me go do that
  • Brain: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Brain: oh! I know tell them how you're feeling anxious dump your life problems.
  • Me: but they have problems I can't
  • Brian: it's okay they will understand!
  • Me: *tells friend life problems*
  • Brain: ..
  • Brain: what have you done! You horrid person you! They have their own problems they don't need your crap on top!
The Accidental Kiss part 2
  • <p> <b></b> Riley is back at her locker. Maya finds her.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riley Matthews, what are you doing?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Isn't it obvious? I'm putting my books away.<p/><b>Maya:</b> I meant with Farkle. He's one of your best friends and you won't talk to each other.<p/><b>Riley:</b> About that. I have a plan. I'm going to act like an adult.<p/><b>Maya:</b> You're going to talk to him?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. I'm going to ignore my problems until it goes away.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (rolls her eyes) That's mature.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I know. Oh, you were being sarcastic, weren't you?<p/><b>Maya:</b> You need to talk to him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Why not?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because.<p/><b>Maya:</b> I need more.<p/><b></b> Riley looks around to see if anybody else is in the hallway.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because I have feelings for Farkle and I'm afraid he won't feel the same.<p/><b>Maya:</b> That's it?<p/><b>Riley:</b> What do you mean "that's it"?<p/><b>Maya:</b> Have you seen the way that Farkle looks at you?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. How does he look at me?<p/><b>Maya:</b> The same way that Matthews looks at mashed potatoes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Really?<p/><b>Maya:</b> He looks at you like you're his whole universe. Farkle would do anything for you. He even kept Pluto a planet in his room for you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> But why hasn't Farkle wanted to talk to me about the kiss?<p/><b>Maya:</b> He's insecure. He's going through the same thing you are. He probably doesn't think you have feelings for him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know what to say to him.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Say how you feel.<p/><b>Riley:</b> After school.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No. Now! You will find another excuse if you wait.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You can't make me.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Smiles) Can't I?<p/><b></b> Riley's face turns pale.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Maya, don't.<p/><b></b> Maya raises her hand.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Ring Power! Now you have to.<p/><b>Riley:</b> One day, I'll get you back for this.<p/><b>Maya:</b> No you won't. Let's find Farkle and the boys.<p/><b></b> They start walking down the hallway when they see Lucas and Zay standing outside the Janitor's closet.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Um, where's Farkle?<p/><b>Zay:</b> He wouldn't talk so we did the next best thing.<p/><b>Maya:</b> And that would be....<p/><b>Lucas:</b> We locked him in this closet.<p/><b>Maya:</b> How is that the next best thing?<p/><b>Zay:</b> It's the only thing we could come up with at the time.<p/><b>Maya:</b> This is my fault.<p/><b>Riley:</b> How?<p/><b>Maya:</b> I trusted these two bozos.<p/><b>Lucas and Zay:</b> Hey!<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riley, go in there and talk to Farkle.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I can't. I don't like small spaces.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Remember you can't break the rules of ring power or there'll be consequences.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> What will happen?<p/><b>Maya:</b> You really want to find out Huckleberry?<p/><b></b> Lucas moves back.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> No.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Fine. I'll go in.<p/><b></b> Riley unlocks the door and walks in. Riley see Farkle and smiles.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hi.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Hi.<p/><b></b> Riley closes the door. They stare at each other.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't know what to say.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Neither do I.<p/><b></b> Outside the closet.<p/><b>Zay:</b> So, what do you think they're talking about?<p/><b></b> Lucas and Maya glare at him.<p/><b></b> Janitor's closet.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, why can't we talk to each other anymore? We never had a problem before.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't know. I guess the kiss change everything.<p/><b>Riley:</b> But why? Why should we let it affect us?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We shouldn't.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good, because I really need to talk to my best friend.<p/><b></b> Farkle smiles.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What do you want to talk about?<p/><b>Riley:</b> The kiss.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Oh.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p>