i know that all my shits cool

anonymous asked:

if it's salt time here's me being salty to the world. I SEE PPL HC PIDGE AS AROACE TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM SHIPPING SO SHE'S OUT OF THE PICTURE. I SEE U USING MY IDENTITY AS A CONVENIENT THING. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO ARE ANTI AROACE TO BEGIN WITH AND WHO HATE US. GOD U CAN BE AROACE AND STILL DATE PPL IT'S A SPECTRUM??? ALSO IT'S NOT COOL WHAT Y'ALL ARE DOING AND USING MY IDENTITY AS AN ACCESSORY. IT'S JUST ANOTHER FORM OF FEMALE CHARACTER BASHING WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPS ISN'T IT.

HOLY SHIT I KNOW ive noticed it too!! as someone who is aro i find it messed up that they use it as an excuse to not ship pi//dge w anyone,,, its horrible,,,,

noahfence but 2017 should be the year we start treating melanie martinez like the shit that she is

her music is all about rape, trauma, abuse and glorifying mental illness (especially psychosis) and that’s broadcasted to her audience which is literally just middle school girls

you wouldn’t believe how many girls my age say shit like “ugh im such a psycho!!” or “sorry, im totally insane” thinking its cool. and I know girls have always done this, but it’s so much worst now that a popular artist like melanie perpetuates these ideas in their brains

its so damn toxic. I remember when I had this mentality I literally denied help from ANYONE and its because of artists like melanie martinez

lyrics like “you think im gonna tell the psychiatrist something is wrong” and “all the best people are crazy” shouldn’t be listened to by little girls.

melanie martinez makes shit music and her career belongs in the garbage, bye

Ellie Lee: let’s take a pic looking cool.
Jin: I’m a mother fucking bad ass look at my fake ass gun I will fuck u up with just one finger
Namjoon: if looks could impregnate you’d be pregnant 85 times already
Taehyung: sit on my face
Jeon: look at all the fucks I give
Yoongi: soft swagger thumbs up
Jimin: I don’t know whats going on but I’m going to just act cute 🤗
Hoseok: I’m here to fuck shit up hashtag fuck bitches and get money hashtag mister steal your girl hashtag where’s the weed

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“We talked about it [about marriage]. I think, both me and Marzia, kinda feel like when we want to, we will, but we’re still young…we’re still beautiful. What’s the rush? You keep seeing these young couples getting married way too soon, you know, and it all goes to the shitter. You want that to happen? Is that what you want? Don’t think so….so until then…shut the fuck up” [x]

TO ANYONE LOOKING TO READ THE JOJO’S MANGA

I know with the anime coming out and whatever it’s getting a lot of new people into the fandom, which is great!!! However, since the only offical English translation is for parts 1 and 3 so far (Jojonium hasn’t covered Part 2 yet) and the horrors of a “beautiful duwang” plaguing most manga reading sites, shit’s been tough.

FEAR NOT MY FRIENDS

A pretty cool person (Kiduke) on Reddit has uploaded all the finished parts on Reddit in wonderful PDF format! This means it makes this 10000x times easier to read on basically all devices. Here’s the links!

Have fun!~

Alright, it took this long for me to get to Mount Lanakila in Pokemon Sun, an area where it snows, so I could finally evolve my Crabrawler. It’s essentially the victory road part of the game, so that’s how late it takes to get Crabrawler’s evo.


And now it’s happening!


It’s been days, but now I get to see what it evolves into! All I know is that it has something to do with a yeti, so it’s probably gonna be fighting/ice now.


And holy shit there it is! It’s really kinda… doofy looking, I guess. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with its head? Goodbye cool punchy crab, hello yeti abomination. 

Oh well, at least now I know that Crabrawler evolves into a



wait


Wait, what is this thing called?

Excuse me.



A WHAT?!

I FUCKING NAMED IT IT’S CANON NAME HOW IN THE HELL

I JUST PICKED A STUPID PORTMANTEAU OF CRAB AND ABOMINABLE BECAUSE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN AND GAME FREAK DID THE SAME FUCKING THING HOLY SHIT

Haikyuu!! Character names as recognized by Google Voice Search

I was just messing around and these were the results omfg I can’t :

Hinata Shouyou: He night assure you

Kageyama Tobio: Car gay all my toy bone

Tsukishima Kei: Turkish my cane

Yamaguchi Tadashi: You’re my Gucci to that shit

Sawamura Daichi: Saw my momma dad cheese

Sugawara Koushi: Sugar what a cool shit

Azumane Asahi: Aussie money ice or heat

Nishinoya Yuu: Mission IOU

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Hanukkah you know city

Iwaizumi Hajime: Hawaii zoom in had she met

Oikawa Tooru: Oh ink what toe rules

Kuroo Tetsurou: Cool testicles

Kozume Kenma: Cosmic K mart

Haiba Lev: Have you lived

Bokuto Koutarou: Book a toe coal tar on

Akaashi Keiji: I call shit cages

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Usher gym my walk a toushie.

My highlight of this season so far is how, as soon as Isak knew his friends were cool with him not being straight, every single fuck he had to give disappeared, I mean he’s:

  • Shut Magnus down whenever he made a homophobic remark unknowingly
  • Basically told Even to get his shit together (with texting advice from Jonas)
  • Kicked all his friends out of the apartment when Even showed up
  • Willingly made the first move
  • Spent the entire weekend with Even and then posted a picture of him wearing Isak’s shirt (that Isak wears a lot so everyone knows it’s Isak’s) on Instagram
  • Showered with Even and gave him a blowjob while his flatmates were home
  • Shamelessly told Even to meet him after school and he’d do it again
  • Told his dad outright he would be bringing Even to the Christmas concert and that Even was his boyfriend
  • Just overall done with everyone’s bullshit

In conclusion Isak is a BAMF who is done living to please other people and I am so proud!

look I love when girls cover ‘take me to church’ and don’t change the pronouns, but can we PLEASE stop saying that it somehow 'makes’ the song gay???? The song is about institutionalized homophobia. 'Take me to church’ has ALWAYS been gay, regardless of the gender of the singer. Saying that a female singer makes it gay completely erases the fact that it was never straight in the first place.

When people are talking about DA characters in modern AUs, they usually give them ordinary professions, and that’s cool, but give me modern AU where darkspawn are still around and Grey Wardens are some kind of special forces with all modern gear

also darkspawn can sense them anyway, so they don’t really care about camouflage

Seventeen as shit my friends have said

Seungkwan: “Soft hands! Do you know what they say about a man with soft hands?” “*sighs* What do they say?” “He probably moisturizes.”

DK: “I like dumb stuff, it reminds me of me.”

Woozi: "You need sunlight to live.“ "You’re conforming to society. You’re believing their lies.”

Joshua: “We just make shit up about dinosaurs. They could’ve spoken Polish.”

Jeonghan: “If I don’t care about my wealth and hell-being, who will?”

S.Coups: “I’m dorky, but in a cool way.”

Mingyu: “It all started from that day I sneezed out a grasshopper.”

Wonwoo: "Who’s that Pokemon?“ “Adele.”

Vernon: “Do you ever think about how faces are fucking weird?” “No, but I think about how you’re fucking weird.”

Hoshi: “Should we start the game again?” “No, quitters don’t quit.”

Minghao: “Why are the waters of human interaction so difficult to navigate?”

Jun: “Well, you know, you’re less likely to get an STD from a kebab.“

Dino: "The best gift for Christmas is giving! Nah bullshit, it’s a trampoline.”

anonymous asked:

aa i feel like telling someone about this so im telling you !! i was really scared to come out as aro ace ((partly bc of the discourse on tumblr)) but now all my friends and some of my teachers know and most of their reactions have been positive !! and im wearing my ace ring in public !! and i might come out to my parents soon !!

tumblr discourse is hell on earth, sorry you have to see that mierda. it honest to shit only exists on tumblr, because most queer organizations I see, down here atleast i can’t speak for everywhere, support Aro/Ace kiddos. But ahh that’s so cool! Everyone deserves to be able to be confident in who they are, so rep that ace ring friend!!

I don’t know if I’m the only person whose older brother has done this but we have a joke agreement that I’m going to marry his best friend so they can be brothers

And don’t you dare tell me that’s not something Matt and Shiro probably did????

Matt going up to shiro and saying “hey listen I wanna be #brosforlife so you’re gonna marry my sister, Katie, cool?” And shiro just saying yeah sure whatever bc katie is his younger sister by years and it’s a joke so who cares.

And pidge knows about it too, she’s young and has really only briefly met shiro once or twice but whatever you say Matt.

Years later on the ship Pidge remembers but doesn’t want to say anything bc oh shit shiros hot and she’s just the dorky younger sister and Shiro probably forgot all about that

And one day Shiro comes up and says “hey pidge, is the wedding still on?”

Things I know about Overwatch Despite Never Playing It
  • Reaper is “ow the edge”
  • he also litters
  • and has killer thighs
  • Genji is robo man with booty???
  • Hanzo has his tiddy out
  • there’s a dorito gremlin chick
  • Mei. That’s it.
  • Zenyatta is like… cinnamon roll
  • IT’S HIIIIGH NOON
  • Dad 76 (his number is 76 right?)
  • Tracer is literally one of the cutest characters I have ever seen
  • Junkrat is there
  • Everyone has cool outfits
  • They’re all fighting. Apparently
BUNGOU STRAY DOGS WAN ! CHAPTER 35

I’M SORRY FOR LATE RELEASE !!! MY PLAN WAS POSTING YESTERDAY BUT CONDITION REALLY DIDN’T FAVOR ME !!! my internet connection still not recovered after 3 days so I search someplace which have internet I used as much as I want (other reason is this is weekdays so place like that aways find easier you know)

like I say at the other time, this chapter is about Christmas Day so eventhough  it’s late I still wish all of you happy late “Merry Christmas” for all of you who celebrate it

just like always, japanese not my first language and my english is shit like my internet connection right now so please bear it…
and then again

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FX LEGION SENTENCE STARTERS.
may contain spoilers. feel free to adjust to fit muse !!

  • “ I have to know. Is this real? ”
  • “ That’s just low, son. ”
  • “ Don’t worry about me. It’s you that’s got problems. ”
  • “ They’re coming and they’re gonna kill you. ”
  • “ I know - I’m dead - you killed me. And I gotta say, not cool, man. ”
  • “ Don’t give a newbie a bazooka and then be surprised when she blows shit up. ”
  • “ If the readings are right, he may be the most powerful mutant that we’ve ever encountered. ”
  • “ Why are all the hots ones so crazy? ”
  • “ Do you wanna be my girlfriend? ”
  • “ Careful. I bite. ”
  • “ Please keep talking, so we can pretend that our problems are all in our heads. ”
  • “ I like you. You’ve got what the kids these days call moxie. ”
  • “ All I’m saying is, what if your problems aren’t in your head. What if they aren’t even problems? ”
  • “ Something new needs to happen - soon. ”
  • “ On the plus side I’ve mastered eating with a spoon. ”
  • “ And honestly, all I really need is your body. And your mind? Well, I could give a shit about your mind. ”
  • “ Look, I know you’re just trying to help, but this just doesn’t for some reason feel real. ”
  • “ My whole life is a lie. I just need to know—who am I? ”
  • “ It wears a human face. Be careful, he wears a human face. ”
  • “ He doesn’t seem fragile, not since he came back. ”
  • “ We can’t lose him. ”
  • “ Who teaches us to be normal when we’re one of a kind? ”
  • “ It’ll be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack. ”
  • “ I think I know what I am. ”
  • “ I’m the magic man. ”
  • “ I met your husband. He was a beat poet? ”
  • “ Monster as metaphor: I like it, but wrong. ”
  • “ Because we’re at war, and we’re losing. ”
  • “ It’s sweet, really. They think they can save you. ”
  • “ What are you doing, kid? You think you’re safe here? With these clowns? ”
  • “ Why are you doing this? You’re supposed to be my friend. ”
  • “ Could you, maybe, not break everything this time? ”
  • “ I’m not gonna promise that. ”
  • “ We’re having a romance of the mind. ”
  • “ ____, I think I killed your friend. I’m so sorry. ”
  • “ We could give God a run for his money, right? ”
  • “ I knew your father, did you know that? Your real father. ”
  • “ He makes me laugh, and I keep him safe. ”
  • “ I was sick. But I’m not sick anymore. ”
  • “ Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves? ”
  • “ ____. You’re freaking out. Stop it. ”
  • “ I needed you and you left me. ”
  • “ What is the point of life? All of you running around trying to what? Be happy? Fulfilled? You tell me. ”
  • “ I came back for you, I love you. ”

is the wider marvel fandom aware that gambit and storm are bffs 4ever

i mean setting aside the fact that storm got turned into a little kid for a while and gambit was totally cool taking her word for it that she was actually an adult superhero and joined the x-men on that basis (which is some Weird Comics Shit and obviously not everyone needs to know that)

just generally they are my favorite brotp of all time and i feel like not enough people are aware that storm and gambit are Best Thief Buddies and they robin hood it up and kick ass

the movies have committed many crimes but the loss of this friendship is the worst

I just can’t help but think

I’ve brought it up a few times here and there, but the more I think about it, the more I think something like this will end up happening in TOG6. We all know how Abraxos likes free falling off of cliffs as if he’s dead, right? (There’s a page that references to this in one of the books but I honestly can’t remember). Well, I feel like Abraxos is going to have to play dead at some point in the final book. And we’ll all think he’s really dead, until he rises back up and does some cool shit to the enemies. While it will break my heart to not know if he’s dead or not, I would love to see Abraxos pull one over on everybody.