i know nobody likes me

The Fic Writer’s Beatitudes

Blessed are the readers, for theirs is the archive.

Blessed are the betas: for they help us write the stories we see in our hearts.
Blessed are they that kudo, for they reassure us that someone likes what we’ve done.
Blessed are the rebloggers and reccers, for they help the readers find our work.
Blessed are they which leave comments on a WIP that say something other than “write more please”: for they comfort us when we feel taken for granted.
Blessed are the commenters; for their words bring us joy.
Blessed are the loyal fans, for they keep the fandom alive.
Blessed are the fan artists, for they bring our worlds to life before our eyes.
Blessed are they which read an entire long fic and comment each chapter, for the string of comment notifications fills the writer’s heart with delight.
Blessed are ye, who rec our fics in public and tag us, for seeing that we made somebody squee is the light in our days.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad; for great is your reward in fandom.

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eyyy i made a cool hair ref for Guy cause his hair is… so hard to draw… and then i decided to make one for everyone!  models-resource saved my life and now they can save YOURS TOO

The small Dork and the Artist pt.2

OkiOkiOkiOki
I wanted to continue what @That-Punny-Cookie started, even if it was my other account that I deleted, I had a feeling nobody would believe me and all.
Just saying, the One-Shot wasn’t supposed to be submitted, it was a draft ;w;
But, just saying, the day I found out you replied…
I WAS JUMPING OVER MOON ;;;;;W;;;;;;
I WAS OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS! O-O
I FELT LIKE I COULD PUNCH THROUGH A WALL

I WAS THAT PUMPED WITH HAPPINESS
AAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHH ;;;;;;W;;;;;;;;;

(Also- YOU GOT HIT BY THE TRAIN NUU ;A; WE LOST A SPECIAL PERSON!)

>>~•(§*§)•~<<


Error poked the chocolate softly.

It looked yummy.

And Error wanted to eat something.

Error gently picked up the chocolate while Ink watched, curious for what his rescuing to chocolate will be. Error took a small nibble of the chocolate (that wasn’t wrapped) slowly and cautiously. His eye lights lit up slightly at the sweet taste. Instead of chomping down the chocolate greedily, Error instead took quick but small nibbles of the chocolate. Ink giggled at the small glitchy child.

”Hey, what’s your name?“ Ink asked, “I’m Ink. You can call me anything but shorty.”

Error looked up at Ink, blinking a little, putting down the (very tasty) chocolate bar.

Error sat down a little more properly, sitting on his bum. (Is that more proper, or does it not make a difference? I don’t know, whoops-)

“My NaMe iS Error,“ Error murmured softly. Ink leaned in a little, humming in question. “What did you say?” Ink asked politely. Error tooonin a deep breath and looked Ink straight in the eye with slight bravery.

”Error,“ Error repeated confidently, “My NaMe Is Error.”

Ink smiled brightly, crawling closer to Error. ”That’s a great name! Do you mind if I call you … Hmm … RuRu, perhaps?“ Ink asked. Error rose his ‘eyebrows.’ “WhO Is ’RuRu’¿” Error asked back. Ink giggled, scooting a little closer to Error.

“Your RuRu, silly!“ Ink smiled, pointing to Error. Error pointed to himself, “mE¿ bUt, I’m ErRor!” Error protested, “nOt rUrU!”

Ink grinned, “If I call you RuRu, you can call me anything you want. If you like, you can call me shorty, even if I’m taller than you,“ Ink suggested, scooting until he was normal length from Error.

Error puffed his cheeks and and crossed his arms, “I-i’m nOt GonNA aLwAyS bE shOrT! I-i’lL grOw Up!“ Error huffed, “i’lL grOw Up TO bE tAlL!”

Ink rolled his eyes playfully. “Suuuuuure. Hehe. Anyway, want to leave this awful place?“ Ink asked Error. Error gasped and stood up quickly, “yEs PleAsE, InK!” Error smiled, which Ink returned. The artist stood up, and realized how short Error was. Even wearing shoes, Error was just a little shorter than Inks elbow.

’Oh my gosh,’ Ink squealed internally, ’He’s so short!’ Ink internally fangirled at how cute Error is. ‘But, I also wonder, will Error be able to go through the portal himself?’ Ink asked himself. He shrugged and opened a portal using his paintbrush. Almost immediately, Error hid behind Ink.

“WhAt Is ThAt… ?” Error asked nervously, grabbing onto Inks clothes. Ink turned a little, looking down at the nervous child.

“That, RuRu, is a portal. It will take us away from here,” Ink smiled happily. Error still hid behind Ink.

The artist turned around completely, grabbing Error and placing him onto his hip. Error squeaked and grabbed onto Ink for his dear life.

Ink looked at Error, “Are you ready? We’re going to walk through the portal.“ Error nodded, grabbing onto Ink even more tightly.

’He might fall asleep when we go through the portal,’ Ink thought, ’Probably because of his unsteady magic.’

After that thought, Ink stepped through his portal, entering his guest room in his home.

Which was thankfully not covered in enough papers to not be considered a room anymore. The room was quite plain. If had a twin sized bed in the middle of the room, pressed against the wall. On the right of the bed was a desk, papers and pencils scattered around the wooden surface. It was a plain looking room as mention earlier.
Ink turned to check if Error had fallen asleep.

Yup, he is.

Ink picked up Error and placed him onto the guest bed, tucking him in.

Ink sat next to Errors bed, just in case Error wakes up and gets scared, or something along those lines. Ink wants to be next to the glitchy skeleton, he wants to know if he’s okay, he wants to make sure nobody is messing with Error.
The artist stroked Error’s head in a comforting manner, hoping too sooth the skeletons nervous nerves from going through portal earlier.

“I will watch over you, no matter what. Your my small little dork.”

>>~•(§*§)•~<<
Before y'all start screaming about stuff I messed up
I thought that Error wouldn’t have hapephobia(? Is that his you spell it?) because he wasn’t stuck in the void for a heck of a long time. So he didn’t mind the touching. (Or, maybe I didn’t want to write angst/feels ;w;)

(I’ve gotten sucked into child!error x Ink to the point where I’m drawing them in class XD)

Submitted by  ask-error-and-ink-the-nerds

Unu says: You didn’t have a title so I felt free to name the story, haha. I’m good at naming things, did you know that? |D

Anyway, this is just so cute! You guys keep submitting so cute fanfics to me and just… hnnngh <3<3<3

Thanks for continuing the story. And you’re welcome for the response, I guess? Though I’m still recovering from that train hitting me last time and stuff~

color whomst?

@danielhowell

a pathetic excuse to stare at that picture for 2 hours

Bojack Horseman’s one fuck a season rule

“You know what it was like for me? I had nobody. Everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me. Sure. But you? I don’t care about the job! I did fine. I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. Now, get the fuck out of my house.”
- Herb Kazzaz, Season 1 Episode 8

“Don’t. Don’t you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
- Charlotte Moore, Season 2 Episode 11

“You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay! You need to be better! You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you during your career, or when you were a kid. It’s you. All right? It’s you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
- Todd Chavez, Season 3 Episode 10

Fuck you, mom. Look at you, you old piece of shit, rotting in a nursing home! Now I have the power!” 
- Bojack Horseman, Season 4 Episode 5

Why the frick is every. single. march. on SATURDAY?

Like y’all know that Sabbath-observant Jews (*coughs* LIKE ME) are completely excluded, right??

Unless we live within walking distance (*coughs* WHICH I DO NOT) then we can’t travel to them on Sabbath.

IT’S PISSING ME OFF.

IT WOULD BE NICE IF A SINGLE MARCH WOULD BE INCLUSIVE FOR SABBATH-OBSERVANT JEWS SO WE CAN SHOW PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR CAUSES WE CARE ABOUT TOO.

theyre bananas for equality!

***Here we go. My personal favorite fics that I’ve read so far (in no particular order). I’ll update this post from time to time to add new ones. So please let me know if you enjoyed this and would like to see me continue with rec’ing fics.***


THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) by @lecrit [ M | AU | ~117k | complete | Avengers Assemble #1 ]

“Do you really think it’s going to work? I know they are good,” Hodge sighed, “but that’s a lot of egos we need to get to work together.”
“It will work,” Luke said with assurance, nodding. “They can do it.”

In which Luke Garroway and Hodge Starkweather put together a team of world-class thieves to steal from Valentine Morgenstern and everything goes according to plan. Or not.


TEXT FROM THE AVENGERS by @lecrit [ M | AU | 2.3k | complete | Avengers Assemble #2 ]

Magnus is in the hospital and he’s bored. Very bored.
Texting ensues.


THE ANGEL IN BLUE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 36k | complete | Blue Steel series #1 ]

Homicide detective, Alec Lightwood has seen and heard it all in his eight years with the NYPD. but he never expected billionaire playboy, Magnus Bane. Magnus is a suspect in a string of prostitute homicides and Alec must walk a fine line between procedure and the overwhelming desire he feels for his prime suspect.


THE INTERN by Master of Unlocking [ E | AU | 5.2k | complete ]

“You’re a sexual harassment case waiting to happen, you know that don’t you?” Catarina says by way of greeting. Magnus tears his eyes away from the way the intern is licking powder sugar off his full lips.


RABBIT HEART by @theonetruenorth[ T | AU | 20.7k | complete ]

Alec is a former ballet dancer, Magnus teaches contemporary and jazz. They meet and pretty much fall head over heels–but of course it is no easy love. Because both carry a whole lot of personal baggage with themselves.


YOU SHOOT ME DOWN BUT I WON’T FALL by @nothing-personal-my-dear [ G | AU | 1.2k | complete ]

There a box by his front door with a note addressed to him lying on top.

‘Alexander,
Prepare for war! Here is your weapon, I already have one. First one to get hit cooks dinner.
Magnus xx’


EASY ENOUGH by @banes-wood [ E | PWP | 2.1k | complete ]

Alec let out a quiet ‘pfft.’ Before shrugging his shoulders indifferently. “Easy enough.”

This only allowed for a smirk to appear on the warlocks face, shrugging his shoulders with Alexander. “I mean if you say so.”


WE MAKE OUR OWN HOME by @swans-hooks-and-books [ M | AU | 118k | complete ]

One charming doctor takes on his toughest challenge yet: the infamous case of Robert Lightwood, a prince who refuses to exercise after an accident leaves him in a wheelchair.

However, he didn’t see the second challenge coming: falling in love.

When Magnus finds himself thrown into a world of stubborn royalty, he finds himself falling for the esteemed heir, Alec Lightwood. With loyalties to his family overthrowing his heart, Alec too is drawn to the alluring doctor, but can a doctor and a prince overcome the distance?


WRONG IN THE DARK by @povverbottoms [ E | 6.7k | complete ]

After Magnus crashes Alec’s wedding and Lydia is attacked, the Institute goes on lockdown. Magnus stays the night in Alec’s room.


A FIGHTING CHANCE by heartsdesire456 [ E | AU | 66.2k | complete ]

When Magnus Bane bought the space for his dance studio, Pandemonium, he had no idea that the wall between it and the MMA Training Gym next door was so thin. Neither did he realize that a dispute over the loud music would lead to him becoming involved in the world of MMA and, more importantly, guide him to the man who would end up changing his life.


THE HEART OF LIGHT by saraubs [ M | AU | 53.2k | complete ]

Alec, a wounded soldier, moves back to New York to heal and get over his love for his squad mate, Jace. While there, he meets Magnus Bane, the promiscuous and seemingly callous eyes and ears of the city. Will the two be able to heal each other?


JUST SET THE PACE, AND TAKE THE LEAD by ahin [ E | 5.5k | complete ]

“Izzy, I really don’t think this is a good idea after all.” — “Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really fucking happy.”


PRO BONO by @povverbottoms [ E | PWP | 7.2k | complete | The Boundless Saga #1 ]

After the Clave drops the charges against Isabelle and declares her free, Magnus decides he doesn’t want Alec’s bow and quiver after all. He gets something even better.


STEP ONTO MY BALCONY by @lecrit [ M | AU | 46.6k | complete | Step Onto My Balcony #1 ]

Alec did not smoke. He hated smoking. He hated everything about it, from the smell to the taste. Yet, there he was, at ten in the evening, buying cigarettes at the grocery shop down the road for the only purpose of having an excuse to hang on his balcony and talk to his very handsome and very taken neighbor. Alec felt really stupid right now.


REMEMBER OUR OWN LAND, WHAT WE LIVE FOR by @lecrit [ M | AU | 1.1k | complete | Step Onto My Balcony #2 ]

“This is a disaster.”
Magnus winced and turned in a flourish to give Alec a wide, innocent grin.
“I’m sorry?” he offered sheepishly, eyes shining under the dim lights of the cabin.
“Don’t you dare give me puppy eyes right now,” Alec groaned. “We’re stuck on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere because of you.”


AFTERNOON DELIGHT by @harshumjr [ E | PWP | 2.5k | complete ]

“Alexander.”

“Yes, Magnus?”

“I’m bored.”


GIVE IT A GO by @aleclwb [ T | AU | 12.9k | complete ]

“You know what, Alexander,” Magnus says, studying their menu like he doesn’t already know it by heart, “You should really consider selling hotdogs.”

Alec sends him a confused look. “What, why? Aren’t my burgers good enough for you?”

Magnus looks up, “No, no, they are, it’s just,” he grins mischievously, “You really make my wiener stand.”

or, Alec works in a food truck. Magnus knows an awful lot of food related pick-up lines.


IT’S OUR PARADISE, IT’S OUR WAR ZONE by @shad0w-writer [ E | PWP | 1.5k | complete ]

Alec has just moved in with Magnus and the adjustment has  been anything but easy. They find themselves in the middle of a heated argument, so damn it why does Magnus still find Alec so fucking irresistible?


YOU’RE TAKING MY HEART BY STORM by @heavenlylovelace [ E | 15.9k | complete | I’m Overcome In This War Of Hearts #2 ]

They’d been doing this… thing for weeks now. Actually it was more than that, it was months. Four to be exact. Not that Alec was counting. Except that he totally was.

5 times Alec and Magnus gets interrupted and 1 time they don’t.


WHAT ARE WE? by punkbean [ E | AU | 33.3k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood is sick of being the family disappointment. When his father tells him that they have an upcoming family get-together, he decides that the best way to impress people will be to have a boyfriend. Now he just has to find somebody willing to pretend with him.


THE MAGNUS AND ALEC CLUB by RaeRambles [ T | AU | 4.1k | complete ]

Magnus and Alec are friends. Alec is in love with Magnus. Magnus is oblivious…and in need of a fake boyfriend. (Or the one where Alec pretends to be Magnus’ boyfriend because he doesn’t know how to say no)


SERENITY by @camelotskingz [ T | AU | 5.3k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood’s had the love of his life in front of him this whole time. Too bad he doesn’t realize it until he’s writing his best man speech for the love of his life’s wedding.