i know no one likes ajax

Frannie- Ajax (Francis) (Deadpool)

Anon:

Hey! Could you do an Ajax (from Deadpool) where she’s Wade’s sister, and Ajax takes a liking to her? And it annoys Wade because he knows he can’t kill Ajax at the end? Fluff?! Or smut? Thank you (and I loved the Negan one you just posted)!!


Sorry this took so long but I had a real trouble writing for Ajax so my friend Nicki wrote this, hope you like it <3

Tagging: rawry-t-rex once-and-future-ace killerofthesouth

It was a cold night, fog filled the air around you, making it damn near imposable to see where you were going,  you were on your way home from shopping for some stuff for your new place, you had spent all day looking for things for your kitchen seeing as you had already done most of the other rooms. As you neared the flats you live in you noticed there was someone walking up to the door, knowing your keys were at the bottom of your bag and you were also carrying multiple other bags.

“Hey can you hold the door please?” you asked in your best damsel in distress voice. By the time you had finished your question you were almost at the door and the man had almost walked through the hallway, he stuck his hand in the way of the door to prevent it from closing. You reached the door and made eye contact with him, you hadn’t been able to see him very well before but now you could clearly see his sculpted jaw, blue eyes and chiselled features. “Sure no problem darlin’” He pushed the door fully open for you and you made your way through, the struggle you had had with these bags meant that you had never been so glad to live on the bottom floor.

“Thank you so much, finding my keys in the bottom of my bag outside would’ve taken me ages” you smiled at him. “Ah I understand its dark and foggy outside, I could barely see the lock while my key was in it” he laughed. Good god you thought, his British accent was melting you. “I’m Ajax” he grinned, and held out his hand out for you to place in his. You smiled, “Well hello Ajax, my name is y/n” you lightly placed your hand in his, he brought it lightly to his lips and placed a soft kiss on your hand. “Hello y/n” he grinned, you couldn’t help but find him incredibly attractive, as he moved his hand down to his side you noticed there was a rather large cut on his upper arm across his  arm and it seemed to still be open.

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Ajax Imagine - “Don’t Make A Sound”

Request – Ajax x reader smut. Like bdsm but not dating, maybe they’re a patient of whatever. Just spontaneous I guess.

Warnings – smut

Spoilers – none

(I didn’t really know where I was going with this one, haha. Also, reader is kind of a sarcastic, wade-like little shit in this but oh well)

You watched Ajax as he moved around the room, fiddling with the medical equipment. You could see from his tense shoulders that he was in a bad mood.

“Got something on your mind?” You said in a singsong voice. He turned slowly to face you, a frown on his face. He stared at you in silence, and you had to suppress a laugh. “What?”

“Stop talking.” He said in a cold voice. You sighed, rolling your eyes and looking away. He turned back to his work sighed again, frustrated at the silence. He turned around to face you again, his frown more pronounced this time. “Don’t make a sound.” He said, moving closer to you. You nodded, and he began to undo your restraints. When they were all undone he pulled you up into a standing position. He placed a hand on your shoulder, pushing you forward. He led you down some corridors, and you began to get increasingly nervous.

“So… The weather’s pretty bad today.” You joked, making sarcastic conversation. His hand gripped your shoulder harder and made you stop.

“I told you not to make a sound.” He whispered in your ear, and you shuddered slightly, not realising how close he was. He pulled you through a door and into a cupboard just off the corridor. He pushed you against the closed door. He moved close to you, his lips millimetres from yours, and you leaned up slightly to connect your lips. Your hands moved to his neck but he stopped you, gripping them in one hand and pinning them above your head. His lips moved down your jawline and to your neck, seeking out your sweet spot. He lifted you up and you wrapped your legs around his waist. The risk of someone walking in thrilled you even more, and you had to bite your lip to supress any sounds. You were only wearing a hospital gown, and he moved it up, pulling his own trousers down. With no warning he thrust up into you, and you let out a loud moan.

“Don’t make a sound.” He groaned, his voice full of lust. As his hand moved from your hip to your thighs and he rubbed your clit with his thumb. He continued to thrust up into you, and you let out heavy breaths, biting your lip. Ajax pulled away from your neck, looking you in the eyes, smirking at your wide eyes. His own eyes were dark with lust, and he connected your lips, biting your lip slightly. You moaned against each other’s mouths as you hit your highs, and you fell forward so that your head was resting against Ajax’s chest. He released your arms and placed you gently back on the floor. You straightened out your hospital ground as Ajax pulled his trousers up, redoing the belt. He opened the door and you walked out, waiting for him. He turned you to face the way you had originally come from, placing his hand on your shoulder today.

“We’re done for today.” He said, taking you back to your bed. You laid back down and he put on the restraints, smirking at you before leaving.


(I could continue this if anyone wanted?)

- K

Ajax/Francis Freeman x Reader relationship preferences

1)Who would be constantly kissing the other?
Both of you are very focused on the task at hand, so your not really the type for PDA. That’s not saying that you don’t kiss in public, because you do. It’s very very subtle though, because you don’t like drawing attention to yourselves.
Any display of affection on Ajax’s part is purely to show you how much he loves you, as he gets nothing himself because of his scorched nerve endings .

2) Who’s the big spoon and little spoon?
Your are 100% the little spoon. You love it just as much as he loves being the big spoon, as it lets him use his other senses to their full capacity to appreciate you.
He can smell your perfume or shampoo, taste your skin when he kisses your forehead or lips, hear the sound of you breathing softly as he looks down at your chest expanding, pressing against his own while you sleep.

3) Fuck or make love?
Fuck. When I say fuck, I mean FUCK.

4)Who’s on top?
Mainly him. The only way he can really get off is by watching or helping you get off. You do love to ride him though.

5)Who wakes up first?
He does. He has to get up early to deal with the experiments at the workshop.

6) Who constantly wants to hold the other?
You love being held by Ajax, but you wish he could feel himself doing it. So does he. He’s never felt you in his arms, but he knows what it does to you when he does hold you.

7)Who has a sweet tooth?
You do. Ajax is a bit of a fitness freak.

8) Who’s the singer out of the two of you?
You are. But you rarely do it.

9) Who’s the bigger nerd?
You are, but he’s a bit of a nerd too. He just seldom shows it.

10) Who’s terrified of horror flicks?
Neither of you watch horror films. The horrors of the workshop are more than enough for you anyway.

11) Who wants to stay in bed the longest?
You do, you like sleep.

12) Who says the first ‘I love you’?
You did. You told him straight out and he returned it.

13) Who gets jealous?
No one is really ballsy enough to fuck with either of you, so neither of you do.

14) Who would sing your baby to sleep?
You would. Very softly and quietly, probably while holding the baby in your arms while Ajax stands behind you with his arms wrapped around your waist.

15) Who needs the most reassurance?
Ajax doesn’t really have a moral compass as we all know. So he never does.
Your probably not too far behind him as you seldom need reassurance for anything.

16) Who just wants to be held by the other?
He does. He loves being close to you. But he wishes he could actually feel you.

17) Who whispers the dirtiest things in the others ear at all the wrong times?
Your both serious culprits when it comes to this, but Ajax has to beat you here.
He knows the effect his voice has on you, and my God does he use that to his advantage.
There are certain words that he knows drive you crazy so he’ll casually pit them in a conversation if your talking to Angel Dust, and you just about die.

18) Who knocks everything over?
Now, neither of you do. But when Ajax first got his powers, he didn’t have a sense of anything. Like he had to learn to walk again, how to fight again, everything. And taut did cause him to knock stuff over. But now he’s in complete control of it.

19) Who wants a baby?
He does. But he’d never say it unless you told him you wanted one too. He’s too afraid of fucking your kids life up by being a shit dad.

20) Who brings home all the stray animals?
You insist on doing it, and made it very clear that if anything were to mysteriously happen to the animals, you’d sleep in your own bed instead of his and you wouldn’t talk to him or have sex with him for a week. Needless to say any animal you’ve brought back has been fine. You even caught Francis playing with a cat once,he didn’t really care that it was scratching him.

21) Who gets the most nightmares?
Neither of you really get too many nightmares.

22) Who’s the biggest flirt?
You are. Sometimes he takes you into a storage room and fucks you because of it.

23) Who’s the kinkiest?
Well….you like to call him Daddy sometimes, and he loves it. You also have a thing for his voice. You also have a thing for how rough he can be because he can’t really know if he’s being rough or not. You also have a thing for trying to make him cum by making him imagine what it would feel like to fuck you or touch you or have you touch his cock, which usually works because you’d do everything you tell him to imagine while you tell him to imagine it. He’s very dominant though, and that’s also a huge turn on for you. Basically, I thought you’d be kinky af with Ajax.

24) Who’s biggest tease?
He is. Nuff said.

25) Who’s the one who loves giving/receiving oral?
He loves giving you oral because he loves what it does to you, and he is hella good at it too.

26) Who’s the most protective?
You both know that you can handle yourself, but that doesn’t stop him from being protective of you. Even though you could probably kick his ass.

  • Agamemnon: Quick question about Briseis... Does anyone know if she has any Greek in her?
  • Odysseus: No one respond. No one say anything.
  • Agamemnon: Why? I'm just curious if Briseis has a little Greek in her.
  • Odysseus: Silence...
  • Ajax: I don't think she does.
  • Agamemnon: Would she like some?
Stitches.

Originally posted by neulina

Request:

Hey, i just saw that you write for Deadpool and i was wondering if you could write a rlly angsty Ajax fanfic because I love Ed Skrein! Like maybe you get jealous of him and Angel being so close while he treats you like crap and Angel always makes sure to rub it in your face, then one day you just snap. You can choose how it ends but I love your writing! By anon.

A/N: I’m slightly upset that the above gif is the only Ajax one that I could find?! Anyway, I’m pretty pleased with the speed of this upload and I’m also really excited about all the amazing requests you guys are sending in! Let me know what you think! xx

“Oh, Ouch.” You enunciated the words playfully, dragging them out in a purposefully mocking tone. 

This particular patient, Jimmy may have been his name, really hated needles and, unfortunately for him, trypanophobia didn’t mix well with this program. Well nothing really mixed well with this program.

Smirking as he slowly drifted from consciousness your attention was captured by a loud and angry clanging sound. Glancing upwards automatically, towards the source of the noise, you frowned.

Your ‘colleagues’ were up there, Ajax having just arrived back and already deep in conversation with Angel - God knows what they were so urgently discussing. You weren’t an idiot, you knew it wouldn’t be anything ‘unprofessional’, but you were also annoyingly aware that it could very well be about you - Angel just loved trash talking you, especially to Ajax. 

Preferring to remain silent and eavesdrop, you stood just beside the top of the stairs. Thankfully, they didn’t seem to be mentioning your name at all - Angel clearly had bigger things on her mind, something that was admittedly very unusual for her.

Unfortunately, she seemed to be able to get away with being severely pig-headed simply because her abilities had many more obvious applications than yours. 

It wasn’t as though you were entirely devoid of any enhancements of your own, it was simply that everybody seemed to entirely undervalue your ability to become entirely invisible. 

“Eavesdropping’s a little rude you know.” Having been entirely too wrapped up in your thoughts to pay any attention, you had failed to notice that their conversation had ended and that Angel had moved towards you. Huffing as she lightly (lightly for her anyway) shoved at your shoulder, you desperately tried not to completely fall over. 

Smirking, you swiftly thought up a snappy reply. “So’s looking like shit, but you seem to do that everyday.” Part of you was a little worried over how she would react to that; as confident as you were you knew that she could end you with a single punch. Clearly, considering how careless you were suddenly being with your words, your patience was running a little thin.

Strangely, and thankfully, she didn’t react with immediate violence. Instead, she stepped in a little closer to effectively tower above you, smirking with a clear sense of absolute superiority, and chuckled some words to you. “Does anyone even notice when you disappear?” You tried to walk away, knowing her comments were only going to get worse, but her strong grip upon your arm held you in place. “He sure doesn’t.” 

Suddenly, it all pushed you over the edge; her superior smirk, her harsh words, her tough demeanor and that stupid fucking match between her lips. “Fuck you!” Somehow managing to wrench your arm free, you snapped a fist into her face, clearly catching her off guard.

But when she recovered, and turned back to you with a sadistic smile plastered across her features, you knew that you had just made a dire mistake. 

It was as though you felt the blow before you even saw her move. In the blink of an eye, you had been sent crashing through the air - knocking into tables and chairs, and even flying through a pane of glass at some point. 

As you heaved a breath, the sharp pain in your chest alerted you to the major damage that had been done to your ribs, while the pounding in your skull was indicative of how harshly your head had impacted the wall behind. 

Strangely however, as you sat in a crumpled heap taking stock of your bruised body, you felt an intense anger and determination overtake you. You were resolutely, absolutely, determined to give her a taste of this pain. 

A mere second of mild concentration later, and you had disappeared entirely. Immediately, she stopped in her movements towards you and glanced around suspiciously. Forcing a smirk upon her features, she attempted to remain stoic, but her darting eyes told of her uncertainty.

Smiling to nobody but yourself, you stood as silently as you were able. Swiping a particularly jagged shard of glass from the floor, you cautiously stepped towards her. 

As her back was turned, looking in entirely the wrong direction for you, you allowed the glass shard to slice a trail through her back. It should have worried you perhaps, how satisfying her cry of pain was to you, but you were far too busy dodging her flailing arms to pay it much mind. 

You repeated this technique a handful of times, driving her to the point of fury. Blood seeped from her many fresh cuts as she hurled tables, chairs flying in all directions, hoping to crush you under the weight of them. Each time a chuckle escaped your lips, seemingly emanating from nowhere, she let out a string of curses and threats. 

Just as you were debating how far you could really take this, she was branded ‘useful’ after all, an unmistakably British voice rang through the air. “That’s enough Ladies.” His tone was bored but you could hear a slight smirk to them; he had clearly been watching the entire scene. 

“She’s-” Angel began to protest, only to be cut off by a raise of his hand. 

“Running rings around you.” He was actively smirking now, as he finished for her. “Disappointing” was the last word he spared her, alongside an appraising glance. 

Her dismayed expression was almost as satisfying as her previous yelps of pain. “Now, why don’t you come out where we can see you?” As he addressed the question to thin air you assumed he was now speaking directly to you. 

Quickly, you became visible once more; smiling whilst brandishing your makeshift blade. His appraising glance to you was much kinder than the one he had spared her, it seemed he had finally realized your potential. 

Smirking at him, trying not to seem too pleased, you spared a glance to Angel. She was shaking with fury and you knew that she would ensure you paid for what you had just done, but at this point you cared little. 

Deciding that an air of aloofness would serve you well, you raised your head high and walked past the two of them. Just as you were about to walk from the room, you heard a laugh emanating from Ajax; a sound which only served to further widen your smirk. Things were finally looking up it seemed.

Masterlist. 

A Mistake

“It freaks me out. The eyes,” whispered Ajax, perched atop the tower. Beside them was Serten, who seemed meek enough for Ajax to control with ease.

“I haven’t seen their eyes before. With the hood, and all,” said Serten, “they seemed nice. Just quiet, you know?”

“Don’t be naive, Serten. It’s not becoming of a priest,” snapped Ajax. “Dragons like that one aren’t innocent. Probably only keeps its mouth shut so it doesn’t get discovered as a traitor.”

“You’re probably right,” said Serten quietly. “They must be hiding something, right?”

“I just said that. Don’t copy everything I say and pretend that makes you clever,” said Ajax.

“Sorry,” Serten said, staring out across the towers. They always seemed to mess things up around Ajax, even though Ajax had been so kind as to take Serten under their wing. Serten just needed to try harder.

“Right. Well, I was thinking. We should probably get rid of it soon. Just the other day I heard it say Helios wasn’t a true God. Can you believe it?” Ajax sighed. “I have no idea why God-king Helios lets that thing stay here. It must be manipulating him somehow.”

“Right,” said Serten, uncertainly.

“You’re not convinced, are you? Well don’t come crying to me when this all falls down around you. I warned you,” Ajax said, scowling at Serten.

“Sorry, you’re right. What should we do?” Serten asked. Ajax sighed heavily.

“I don’t think we’ve got much of a choice here, Serten. It pains me to say it, but we might have to kill the thing to get rid of it,” they said, with a sorrowful look.

“What? Kill them? Why… how would we even do that? They might be really strong!” Serten nervously drew their wings close around themselves.

“We’d have to get a Knight to do it. Patriss is devoted to Helios, she seems a likely candidate,” decided Ajax. “If we get her to kill it, we’ll be hailed as heroes, Serten. This whole clan is under that creature’s spell. Once broken, they will all realise how much we’ve helped. You and I, Serten, will be beloved by them all,” assured Ajax. Serten’s eyes lit up.

“You mean they won’t hate me any more?” They said eagerly.

“Hate you? They’d love you. Trust me,” said Ajax with a sly smile. Serten was smiling broadly, hooked on every word. Ajax was pleased. Once they got rid of everyone opposing them - they’d be unstoppable.

The Lost Souls [Steve Rogers x Reader] Part 2/6

Title: The Lost Souls

Pairing: Steve/Reader

Summary: Steve Rogers felt helpless when you were captured by Hydra. But he couldn’t imagine what they had planned for the both of you.    

Prologue | Part 1

Originally posted by neulina

Chapter Two:

Three Months Ago 

“Time to cross another item off your list,” you insisted, as Steve rolled his eyes in amusement. He knew you were just trying to distract him. His search for Bucky was going nowhere. Wherever he was, he didn’t want anyone to find him.

 

Steve had been a bit down in the dumps since he had returned from his last fruitless search, and you hated to see him sad. No one deserved to be happy after everything they’d been through more than Steve Rogers.

 

“Well Tony already had me watch Star Wars, and Clint says he wants to be the one to introduce me to I Love Lucy. So what’ll it be?”

 

“Disco,” you stated, grinning.

 

“Really?” he asked skeptically.

 

“It is a highly underrated genre,” you defended your choice. “But I’m going to narrow it down. Today, you shall be schooled in Donna Summer.” He raised a brow. “Trust me, I’m sure Sam would agree that she was the queen of Disco. Bad Girls, Last Dance, MacArthur Park…”

 

“It is on the list,” he gave in with a smile. “But I draw the line at dancing. Sam showed me some of his ‘moves’ once and I think I could actually injure someone if I tried that. I was never much of a dancer,” Steve admitted with a hint of melancholy.

 

“Deal,” you agreed, squeezing his hand gently before dragging him from the couch to look at the albums you brought with you. “But one day I’m going to get you to dance with me, Captain.”

 

He chuckled, letting you lead him around like a puppy. “Yes, ma’am.”

Present Day


It had been four days now since your abduction.

There had been no rescue attempt. No sign of Nat, Steve, or the team.

Whatever Rumlow had you injected with caused searing pain throughout your body. He delighted in your every scream and groan. When the iridescent blue liquid was finished being injected into your arm, the pain finally subsided and you were able to catch your breath again.

That lasted an hour, before it was time to start again.

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Puppy raising rant

My dad wants to use physical force to correct my puppy’s behavior. All because Ajax had one accident today… like most 9 week old puppies do after week 1 of potty training. 

One accident a day is honestly better than I was hoping for since potty training takes time, for some puppies more than others. But apparently Dad knows More About It™ than I do since this is just the first dog I’ve trained. 

Not like the research I’ve done on raising a puppy is more recent than his knowledge or anything /s (since he’s stuck using awful methods he learned in the 80s). 

I told my dad we’re doing it my way. I mean I wanted to cry and run away to my room because I felt so disrespected, but I stood my ground. He said he’ll be patient with Ajax and I hope that’s true. 

All research shows that dogs don’t understand when you “rub their nose in it” or hurt them for doing something wrong. And I will not let him do that to my dog.

I just hope Dad continues to respect my wishes. If not, I’ll have to find another place for Ajax, my fiancé, and I to live safely. I mean it seems dramatic but that’s how strongly I feel about this.

Sorry for the rant. I’m just feeling so helpless and angry and I love my pupper so much.

the jahan au: cops in the family

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | proposal pt. 1 | proposal pt. 2 | proposal pt. 3

  • carter is fine and alive and well
  • she was just very tired and deserved a vacation from everybody’s drama. she’s well-rested now and and they’re a happy family
  • her son babysits jahan sometimes
  • so does gen. the three kids get along swimmingly
  • taylor is jahan’s first crush
  • he comes home one day, starry eyed. “momma, maman, taylor’s gonna be a cop! he’s so cool!!!”
  • root doesn’t look up from her laptop. “ajax, honey. you know that cops have /guns/, right?”
  • ajax crosses his arms. he’s already figured this out “they dont hafta USE em. we’ll work on it”
  • shaw walks by, ruffles his hair. “he got this from you, root”
  • “pacifism? i don’t think so, sweetie,”
  • “i meant that look in his eyes. it’s dangerous”
  • root still can’t believe there are cops in the family. she’s killed so many people. broken so many laws. half their family’s trained killers
  • she does like carter, though
  • they have an interesting relationship
  • she’s eternally grateful to carter for uncovering the truth about hanna
  • she’s always like “but do you /have/ to be a cop? take a walk on the wild side. i heard you blew up a van, once”
  • “are you flirting with me? is this how you people flirt? shaw, control your girl”
  • shaw’s just sipping coffee, completely unbothered
  • “this is how she makes friends, carter”
  • “isn’t she the one who kidnapped finch that one time?”
  • “twice, actually. that’s also how she makes friends”
  • “should i be concerned for my safety?”
  • “probably”
  • carter sighs. why’d she even bother coming back
  • jahan comes skidding into the room. “momma, you promised no more blowing up stuff!”
  • he’s a little sneak. it’s gen’s influence
  • yanks on shaw’s sleeve. “maman, you made her promise!”
  • root pouts. “i wasn’t /actually/ going to blow up a van, honey”
  • then under her breath, “i never get to have fun anymore”
  • ajax has this family whipped
  • shaw raises an eyebrow. “oh no? didn’t you hack into the cbs servers and delete all of their media content just last weekend?”
  • “that doesn’t count. i was righting a wrong, it wasn’t for /fun/”
  • shaw shrugs. her wife is weird. she’s accepted that there are some things about her that she’ll never understand
  • they do have one cute-ass family, though
Hottest Goalies Of WC 2014

Let’s be honest, this world cup has been the goalies wc, like daaaamn most of them are really hot and got amazing skills. So I’m gonna show you which ones caught my attention the most.

And the first place goes to………………..

this bae! Manuel Neuer!
this young lad is my favorite goalie, he has incredible skills, like he’s a goalie, a defender, a striker and a midfielder, like WOAH. Manu plays for Bayern Munich and he is Germany’s #1 goalkeeper. You’ll find him out of his box like 99.9% of the time. But LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL ANGEL FACE! he’s a german god.

But don’t worry, if Manu’s not your type of keeper and you don’t like the germans, you’ll possibly find attrative this beautiful and hot lad:

Yup, I know, he’s so hot that it hurts…. His name is Jasper Cillessen, he’s the Netherlands goalie, and also Ajax FC goalie… Look at him, just look at him and tell me he’s not the cutest boy ever! He has incredible skills, like he stopped a free kick from Messi! like wuuuut… He’s not as famous as Manuel Neuer, but he’ll do great things, just remember his name and you’ll see.

But, if you don’t like blondies, and you’re more into brunettes then this guy is definitely your type:

Iker Casillas… Spain’s number one goalie, even though Iker’s performance this World Cup wasn’t his greatest, he’s still a hottie and we can’t help but love him, just look at those beautiful eyes and that innocent face. WE LOVE YOU, GRANDE IKER!

And now that we’re talking about brunettes, let me introduce you to this beautiful man:

Memo Ochoa

This beautiful mexican goalie did awesome this wc, he was like this lad from lord of the rings “ya shall naht pass asshole”
come on look at those wonderful locks (bet you’re jealous) they’re even more perfect than harry styles! omg…

Okay, so we girls are so attracted to tall guys, like when they tell us they’re over 6 ft.  we’re like “omfg” and that’s what makes Thibaut Courtois so attractive, apart from his super good looks and his incredible skills.

Please, take 10 minutes of your life to admire his legs… they’re so long.

Now that you have admired Thibaut legs, let me thank you for taking the time to read this!

But in your opinion… Who were the hottest goalies this WC? you’re welcome to send me your opinions!