i know its shit dont touch me

disney patting itself on the back for LGBTQ representation by confirming Lefou gay in canon (when he was already blatantly coded that way as a “butt of the joke”) is the grossest thing and it irritates me so much. And this isn’t gonna be a disney hate post cause as yall know I love disney so much and specifically beauty and the beast means the world to me which gives me 10x more reason to be angry about it. its just so disgustingly disrespectful that theyre acting high and mighty about making a queer-coded comic relief villian character literally named “the fool”“ gay, when keeping in mind that beauty and the beast was so heavily influenced by howard ashman and his experiences and would be not be the gorgeous classic we love if it wasnt for him. howard ashman was the amazing lyricist for the movie (as well as the little mermaid, aladdin…) and was also a gay man who died of AIDS. so it just makes me disgusted to see headlines referencing ashman about disneys ~first openly gay (side character~ like "The Touching Tribute Behind Disneys First Openly Gay Character!” and “Beauty and the Beast has First Openly Gay Character as Director Calls Story ‘a Metaphor for AIDS’. like its so annoying to see disney and others acting like they give a shit about AIDS and gay people like if you really cared why didnt you make the central story gay or at the very least non-villain characters like a gay lady piano or some crap I dont fucking know? my end point is that disney doesnt care about LGBTQ people other than them giving them money and to me its annoying at best and disrespectful to howard ashmans legacy to act like theyre being progressive with this story.

Okay guys its time for me to get srs

I just been really wanting to make this post for awhile but my forgetful ass hasnt but after last night i feel the need to make it now

I just wanted to give a big thank you and show?? some kind of appreciation for all of you

Honestly ‘Thank You’ is too small a word to describe the appreciation and adoration i feel for all of you

You guys show me SUCH immense kindness and are SO FRIENDLY and just so sweet to me my teeth rot.

You guys are super supportive and caring about me its?? so touching.

Like I honestly am so awestruck that so many of you are this kind and showing of appreciation to me ESPECIALLY because??

I haven’t really done! Anything.

I just post some shit on my blog and sometimes try to be a Tumblr Funnymen™ and occasionally whine and vent on here.

I mean tbh i dont even?? Know if you guys really KNOW ME. Like. I dont know if I really shown much about myself personally on this blog

Maybe I have, maybe i haven’t. I honestly dont know cus im very forgetful and oblivious TBH.

So it really does baffle me that you guys seem to like and care about me so much and think im some super cool rad person when all i really do is just.

Nothing? I dunno it’s just weird to me but I’m also so touched.

Anyway my point back is I wanna thank you guys for your support and love and kind, kind messages. Honestly it really keeps me going sometimes! And i usually dont even realize all the support and love i get until i really look back on it

But yeah!! I just wanted to give a big thank you and acknowledgement to you guys who give me such relentless support and appreciation

Expectation v. Reality: DMMD Edition
  • aoba expectation: "It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
  • aoba reality: "fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
  • koujaku exectation: "hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
  • koujaku reality: /drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
  • noiz expectation: "im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
  • noiz reality: "Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
  • clear expectation: "herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
  • clear reality: "Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
  • mink expectation: /silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
  • mink reality: "my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings

in all honesty im so overwhelmed between the pending pd diagnosis and general DID stuff that im grateful that 413 has me so busy with prep work. i think its 32 illustrations? for this project. i have two line arts/block colors left and then i have to go back to painting which im supposed to have done in…5 days. oh geez. but. yeah at least i can hyperfixate on that instead of putting actual brain energy into the fact that theres a whole fucking level of undiscovered shit i dont want to touch lmao.

i know my 413 project wont do as well as last years (at a whopping 16K holy shit?) but im hoping itll hit 2k at least. it probably wont based on current trends in my fan art but a “girl” can dream.

Dirk Strider is autistic, and he knows sign language because he often goes nonverbal, especially when he’s very taken by something (ex: he’s working, coding, in general doing things that require his full attention).
Too much light can make him very distressed, so he always keeps his shades on to avoid meltdowns. His special interest are robots and machine-creation in general. He doesn’t really emote, but it’s ok because nobody ever forces him to. He hates physical contact for the most, the only exceptions he makes are Dave, Jake, Jane and Roxy.
He was never raised with the idea that stims are shameful and need to be repressed, so he stims freely. He’s used to create his own stim toys out of spare mechanical parts, and always keeps one or two with him

Jane Crocker is autistic, she was never diagnosed officially but she realized it on her own.
She loves baking because she finds both the sensation of having her hands full of dough/flour/pastry in general and the smell of baked goods sensorially pleasing. Growing up she was really ashamed of flapping in public, but in the post-game she starts doing it again and she’s very happy about it. She doesn’t like making eye contact, and sometimes she wears gloves to avoid touching something that may feel Wrong.
Her Dad taught her how to make her own slime when she was little and she dedicates herself fully to the task of trying to figure out which colours would create the best combinations.
She got Jake into comedy TV shows first, and then the rest of her family (Dad, John and Jade) started joining them when they were watching them. She affirms that there’s something as wonderful as sharing special interests with people important to you!!

Roxy Lalonde is autistic, and she has absolutely no volume control.
She keeps tons of cats around because their fur and purring are sensory heaven to her and she could spend hours just lying down, surrounded by kittens. She bites her nails a lot, and is constantly twirling her hair.
Magicians and coding are her special interests, and she could go hours and hours talking about them - and sometimes she does, because her friends love to hear her talk about the things that make her the happiest. She gets lost and upset if people interrupt her while she’s talking about something, because it takes her a while to get back to the same train of thought.
She hates noises, and is used to keeping noise cancelling earbuds to keep them away. She has also a lot of different playlists for different occasions ready, also adores cataloguing new songs in all the different folders.

Jake English is autistic, just like his grandmother was.
When he was little she would talk to him about all her different kind of plants, and he would memorize the names right away. He still repeats all of them under his breath when he’s particularly distressed because it calms him down. He adores the outdoors, there’s nothing quite as beautiful as the smell and sounds of nature - in particular, he could spend hours in the forest just breathing in and out, because it reminds him of home. He can’t really understand tone of voices and metaphors and puns often tend to slip away from him.
He has a long time special interest for “bad” movies: he knows they’re bad and he doesn’t give half a shit because he loves them. His DVD collection is incredibly important to him and he doesn’t like people touching it, and everyone respects his wishes.
He keeps a chewie toy always with him, and every now and then he alchemizes a new one whenever the one he has seems too worn-out.

The Witcher 2 - Sentence Starters
  • "Are your pubes white too?!"
  • "How do you fight something like that?"
  • "If you want to go in heres the key, but if you get killed, dont come back to haunt me"
  • "That, that...was kind of touching"
  • "What kind of soup you makin'?"
  • "You're the most noble human I know"
  • "I see you took care of the guards"
  • "She/He is your very opposite"
  • "You killed them all?"
  • "They didn't slaughter themselves"
  • "It's a dragon! I can't believe it!"
  • "Some professional you are..."
  • "Maybe I'll come back when you're sober"
  • "Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company"
  • "I'll tell you when I get my memory back"
  • "I wonder, are the stories about you true?"
  • "Listen, ______, you're so drunk a single spark and you'd be a torch"
  • "______, stop fucking around and get up!"

tumblr mobile why u gotta eat my asks huh

at least now i dont feel bad for expanding on this lmao

imagine yachi really liking secretly drawing yamaguchi.  just a sketch here, a doodle there, maybe a lot of full blown colored pieces (you cant prove that it was her! except she signs it in the corner lol) of this cute guy with freckles like stars and maybe she has the tiniest crush on him.  maybe?  it’s just that he works so hard, he doesn’t stand out that much until he steps onto the court and lands amazing serve after amazing serve.

and she thinks, oh, and falls a bit in love with how steady his eyes are even though his fingers shake.

and it’s inspirational, y'know?  eyes bloom to life underneath her pencil, framed by constellations and eyebrows neatly furrowed in concentration.  swipes of hair, and she paints them in like galaxies.  she spends nearly an hour at the craft store getting just the right shade for his eyes,

no one knows about it.  no one even notices her staring at him during practice, hands moving for an outline so practiced and familiar that she could probably draw him from memory alone, now.  so yachi doesn’t flinch when he smiles at her, when they talk, because how would he know about the doodles of him in her bag?

she messes up eventually.  her bag’s a little bit open, she was going to be late for her train, and she doesn’t notice as a portrait falls out of her bag.

yamaguchi does, though.  he picks up a paper yachi left behind, fully prepared to call out to her and hand it back, when he turns it over and sees stars for freckles, a warm smile, and eyes bleeding the night sky.  it’s beautiful, and it takes him a second to place it as… himself?  it’s his face, his hair and his hands, right down to the spattering of freckles on his ears.  in the picture, he’s smiling, confident, intricate and elegant in his own contained universe.

he’s so surprised by it, yachi leaves before he could give it back.  part of him is relieved.  how does one go and tell someone, “hey, you dropped this thing of me, it’s really amazing and I’m flattered, but im a hot mess and this is not?  also would you mind if i keep it bc it’s doing wonders for my self esteem”?  finally, he clips it to his mirror, because really, when someone draws a fucking fantastic portrait of you and it make you happy, you’re going to want to see it often.

but of course, there still is the fact that she saw exhibit a: self-depreciating, self-proclaimed “hot mess”, and drew something nearly unrecognizable to his eyes?  the lines are almost intimately drawn, obviously familiar and loved to the artist, who is most definitely yachi because of the tiny signature in the corner.  and the implications—that she looks at him and sees this graceful, inspirational being—makes his chest constrict in warmth and terror because he can’t?? he can’t look at himself and see battle-worn confidence in his eyes, constellations scattered across his face.  he can’t live up to her sight.

which is why he’s then unable to look her in the eyes for the next three weeks.  he tries to give it back a couple of times, but then she smiles at him and he remembers that THIS ADORABLE PERSON THINKS OF HIS FRECKLES AS STARS and he just dies inside.  at some point he kinda gives up, because constantly blushing and stuttering was not the impression he wanted to give.

and he talks with her more!  because well.  wouldn’t you?  and they get really close and okay he might be developing a bit of a crush for her??  a lot of a bit of a crush on her?  they get comfortable in each others presence (even though yams still blushes a lot).  and then she finds out that the picture had in her bags weeks ago was not, actually, somewhere in her room, but missing.

she spends a really long time worrying about it, tbh.  like, what if he finds it?  what if he sees it and think she’s creepy?  he’ll think she’s stalkerish and he’ll avoid her and hate her and—

the next few weeks, she can’t look him in the face, too nervous for what expression he might have.  and that sets off yamaguchi too, because what if she knows about his crush??  what if awkward??????

and this goes on for a while, them communicating without prolonged eye contact and blushing all the time and literally it’s just very awkward, very embarrassed good friends with a small dose of anxiety.  literally just that.

eventually tsukki makes the connection between the picture on yamaguchi’s mirror, yachi, and their traffic light faces, and he is So Done.  he prods at yamaguchi into either giving it back or confessing, god yamaguchi, just do it she looks at you with heart eyes all the time there’s no way it’ll end badly, jfc.  so yamaguchi tries, and basically it’s something among the lines of “you dropped this a while ago and it’s beautiful and ur beautiful oh god did i say that out loud im so sorry im really nervous but i also like you a lot and u make me feel better about myself and oh god uR SO CUTE”

his speech ends like that mainly because she has that.  that wobbly smile, the really cute one that shows off her pearly teeth and lights up her eyes.  she doesn’t say anything, though, and yams is so nervous he nearly leaves, but she grabs his hand and says something like “i really like you too and ur very cool and inspirational, also im just as nervous as you are” and they smile at each other and iTS SO CUTE MAN

and look, while i can’t dialogue for shit just know that it’s heartwarming and sweet and adorable and imagine all the fluff in the world times ten and thats like.  half as good okay.

and then the rest of the karasuno team, who’ve been conveniently hiding behind some bushes, quietly cheer becAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GETTING CAVITIES JUST IMAGINING THEM OKAY


also, what if i actually, yknow, sit down and write this out and post it either on my blog (le gasp i fucking have one) or on my ao3?  would there be interest?

anonymous asked:

Don't you wanna share some of your jikook pictures (please say yes)

Ah most of my jikook pictures are on my phone, but lets see what i have in my laptop


^ He wants to kiss his hyung


I dont really understand this couple

Goddamnit i told you two to just kiss each other on the mouth already

Jimin looking taller < 3

True love is the person you can lean on

smh im so ??? /crying for 99 years/


/Another haters voice/ itS SO OBVIOUS THAT JUNGKOOK IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH JIMINNN!!!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!

Their fixing each other hair thing < 3

Bye feels

I have no comment on this picture

Cuteness overload, look at their expression, im dyign


Kiss me underneath the mistletoe~ Tell me baby that you love me so~

Fetus jikook

/Haters #99 voice/ jungkook never carE ABOUT jIM I n ! ! !

They are beautiful

If this isnt cute, then i dont know what is cute

They be talkin shit, i think

Their cheeks are touching???

Same jungkook

Dont they look a lot like a couple

b o y f r i e n d s

Boyfriends in vacation

That is not a fake sub

Thats all of the jikook pictures that i have on my laptop, hope you enjoy

‘I definitely want to wake up to that everyday.'

Author’s note: Somehow between cleaning my room, planning an essay and writing more EWTWE, I ended up writing a smutty Seungri drabble…I dont really know what that says about me xD But I thought i might as well post it- So here you go! ;) 

Warning: Thigh riding kink- …don’t ask -_- (also, i literally wrote it in 5 minutes, so its probably shit, but still.) ;)

A few hours after you’d both fallen asleep, you began to dream of Seungri touching you, his hands running over your hips as you were sat making out on the sofa, and you could feel yourself getting wet from his touch, fingers inching their way closer to your core, your breaths coming out in harsh pants as he sucked at the spot on your neck that he knew drove you insane.

You woke up with a start, face pressed into Seungri’s chest, just like when you’d fallen asleep, but now you were on the bed and somehow you’d managed to entangle your legs with his so that his thigh was pressed closely to your core. You cursed yourself for having woken up, desperately needing the friction that the dream had granted you in the form of Seungri’s hands, the damp between your legs, being embaressingly too close to his, but its as you move away that you realise the man beneath you isn’t actually asleep.

‘Babe, you dont have to stop.’ he murmurs, and you look up to see him looking down at you, eyes filled with lust, irises practically black as his hands squeeze your backside, where you hadn’t realised they had been sitting.

You want to pretend that you dont know what he’s on about, but from your close proximity- his thigh between your legs, and his hands that are beginning to guide your hips in a slow rocking motion against him, its easy to guess that you had infact been using his leg whilst you were asleep as friction for your burning need.

You’re shy at first, as you buck your hips against him, but as soon as your swollen clit rubs against his leg you moan out, stabilising yourself with one hand pressed to the mattress and the other on his chest. Your movements quickly become faster and you press your forehead into his chest as you rock against his thigh, letting out strangled moans when his fingernails dig into the skin of your ass, forcing you to go faster and helping you when your thighs begin to get weak, hearing him panting above you. You cry out as you get closer to your climax, feeling his skin growing damp with your juices and you curl your hips faster, pressing ever closer to him, the friction against your clit become too intense and your nails dig into his chest as you scream out, orgasm flooding over you in waves as he continues to press you against him, rolling your hips for you to prolongue your orgasm, before you collapse on top of him, panting heavily.

As you get your breath back you tilt your head to look up at him, seeing the smug smirk on his face as he looks down at you, feeling his fingers drift between your legs, through your juices, causing you to shiver and gasp and watching him bring them to his lips, sucking his fingers languidly.

'I definitely want to wake up to that everyday.’


P.S. Also I just watched Zico and Zion.T’s new m/v and holy hell, thats some good shit! O.O

i have the worst kid in my chem group

ok 1) hes super super into COD, which would b fine if his whole personalty didnt consist of that alone, and 2) his ONE INTEREST is nuclaer warfare, and he keeps telling us about how hes gonna blow everything up, and his favorite place is russia and all this shit, and 3) he wears those dumb gamer shirts. every damn day. every. day.,,,.

and it all started with our “design thinking project,” which means we have to design and if we want to, make a product or service that would benefit at least one person. and our WHOLE GROUP (mostly me tho) had great ideas, like a plan B that works for any weight, what causes alzheimers and/or ho to cure it, and my shit load of robotics ideas. and then this little shit just says “those are all dumb ideas, what about making (whatever he said) real from call of duty” and obvs we were all like?????? no dude???? n then he said “okay what about a new nuclear bomb” and we had to gently explain that doesnt benefit anyone, and then he got all quiet and started muttering shit under his breath, n me and my group member M (whos the nicest, most intelligent stoner u’ll ever meet) just side eye each other, and M goes “just remember we’re best friends ok dude” ive never had to fight so hard not to piss myself laughing before, BUT THEN HE GOES “don’t worry, i wont hurt you” and thats the most tension ive ever felt in my fuckin LIFE

and then he starts complaining and ACTUALLY THREATENING our chem teacher who wouldnt let him have “full access to the chemical cabinet” (please its only been 3 weeks of school) and hes on of those guys thats gotta one u up on literally everything. and he says to me, a senior whos 3 years older than him, has a job, and handles predators all day, that he knows more than me, and makes fun of me for “only just now taking chem”

and then when i told him i was gonna b a meteorologist, he started askin me all this shit tryin to prove “im a real scientist, not just *gags* trying to impress him” and then tried to quiz me on solar storms, and when told that wasnt in my jurisdiction, PHYSICALLY GRABBED ME and said “YEAH IT IS” like right. in my face

AND I DONT KNOW HOW I KEEP ATTRACTING THESE P E O P L E but the next day he starts like shakin my desk around (its wobbly, but seriously??) and touching my feet under the desk and trying to hold my hand n shit, which is making me very uncomfy, luckily he moved on, BUT TO MY FRIEND J and now im scared for both of us

and he had a bunson burner lab which is SUPER NORMAL like whatever n he gets WAAAAAAAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THE GAS FIRE PART and M left me for another group, so that meant me and my group member G were alone. with gas. and fire. with this dude. and it was fine until i mentioned how beautiful the copper solution fire was (its green bte, SO PRETTY *^*) and then he looks over, and the fires illuminating his face in a horror-movie esque way, just says “isnt destruction so beautiful?”

i have to work w him the whole rest of the year. look for the body

BTS actually having the jobs from the For You MV
  • ** Gas Station Assistants Jin & Namjoon **
  • customer: hey can u clean my car and fill up my gas tank
  • jin: u want me to do it for u?
  • c: yes.
  • j: *giggles*
  • c: what's so funny??
  • j: do u see these hands
  • c: yes
  • j: touch them
  • c: umm...
  • j: do it.
  • c: wow they're so soft
  • j: yes. i just put lotion on and they're not going anywhere near ur dirty car
  • c: is there someone who can help
  • namjoon: sure i can do it *drops pump on customer's foot* oops my bad
  • c:
  • n: dw you're on good hands *spills gas on car* ha classic *chips paint off* no one will notice
  • c:
  • n: all done, your total is *smashes gas pump into car window and breaks it* u know what for u it's free
  • n: still want me to clean it??
  • c: dont ever touch anything i own again
  • ** Bear Mascot Jungkook **
  • child: wow look it's a cute huge bear!
  • jungkook: i can't fking see anything w this thing on my head, dont cling on me
  • jk: *steps on toddler*
  • woman: let's take a photo with it!
  • jk: *takes bear head off*
  • jk: i'm on my break lady. not getting paid enough for this shit
  • w: wow aren't u too young to be working?
  • jk: im doing this for my gf
  • w: awwwww
  • jk: gonna buy a train ticket and go to her city tonight
  • w: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • jk: she said her parents aren't home
  • w:
  • ** Sales Assistant Taehyung **
  • customer: hi i was looking for baby wipes
  • taehyung: me too, tell me when u find them
  • c: do u not work here??
  • t: yes can't u see i'm stacking mentos boxes
  • c:
  • t: my mom dropped me here this morning, i've been looking for her ever since
  • t: then a kind old man said he'll give me pocket money if i do this and it's kinda fun
  • t: but really i don't know the way back home
  • customer 2: where can I find condoms in here?
  • t: what
  • c2: you know...condoms..
  • t:
  • c2: you're making it more awkward than it already is, just point me in the right direction
  • t:
  • t: do u want a lollipop, they're rly good
  • ** Yoongi the pizza delivery boy **
  • yoongi: here's ur pizza
  • customer: pretty sure it was supposed to get here like an hr ago
  • y: shit happens
  • c: wow it's really cold too, did u fall asleep on the way here or sth
  • y: *grabs slice and bites into it*
  • y: u dont sound too hungry
  • c: wtf im gonna report this
  • y: go ahead, don't forget i know where u live
  • c:
  • y: also i can go back and re-make the pizza for u. personally.
  • c: umm no it's ok..
  • y: that'll be $15
  • c: but here it says $9.99 -
  • y: $15
  • c: ok. maybe can u take the trash on ur way out though
  • y: idk u seem kinda heavy to be carried outside
  • c: *goes back in and starts crying into pizza*

petalloso  asked:


get ready i hope ur prepared for this. @thecloudmeister claudio thnx!

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Its canon in this fandom that neil does ok. Andrew knows exactly what to say while Neil would totally be like ‘and then what? ;)’ (theres a hc about it on tumblr.hell)
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? neither tbh, they wouldn’t cry over movies when they dont even cry about their own lives. but. i will say this. Neil would definitely feel stirrings of something in his gut while watching that scene in toy story when the toys get left behind. am i projecting? probably.
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? I was going to say Neil bc i feel like he would of missed out on ‘this is the right way to use this appliance’ stuff but, i just had the sad thought that while on the run, him and his mother would live off microwavable food sometimes, like if they stayed at motels without a kitchen or something so I feel like he’d know how to use one properly.
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Neil with their cats!!!! He turns into mush with those cats while Andrew rolls his eyes and tells him to stop treating them like babies.
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Ok so, one part of me feels like they wouldn’t really do that to each other bc i dont think either one of them would react well to the unexpected coldness of the touch, especially in bed. but the other part of me thinks they’d both do it to be shits to one another. e.g. Andrew reading on the couch when Neil jumps on and puts his bare freezing feet on Andrew’s knees bc Andrew is wearing shorts. its summer. work with me ok.
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? I don’t know many reality tv shows eeep but just imagine this concept: Neil watching big brother or the Kardashian’s or just something with drama and dragging bc our boy Neil likes that ok. Andrew obviously loves watching Masterchef or some bake off show, for obvious reasons.
  • Who laughs more during sex? Neil for sure. Oh when they become really comfortable with each other and their bodies, they would have so much fun together. Like the trust and the intimacy of living together and being together for many years, knowing each other inside and out, the bad and the good. any kind of intimacy/sex is very special to them after all they’ve been through to get there.
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? Hmmm, when sleeping i dont think they spoon at all but i see them having naps or just relaxing days in bed on some of their off days from practicing. Neil would be the little spoon for many years while it’ll take time for Andrew to feel comfortable having someone against his back. 

~send me a ship and i’ll tell you~

Ive told you once and i’ll tell you again. Dont touch the food in the fridge that you KNOW is fucking mine. We’ve spoken about this dude, its my fucking food. Would you like it if i opened the fridge at 2am and just snacked on your fucking dessert yoghurt that youve been saving for three weeks and your goddamn……red mountain dew? No, you’d fucking scream at me, steven. so fuck off. stop touching my shit in the fridge. im serious.


5sos is acting like those fuckboys you know from class that steal your phone and your homework and pick on you and bother you while youre trying to take notes and steal your laptop and hurt your feelings and get your hopes up and all they say is “you’re cute when you’re angry” 

I have a problem kissing boys who leave a bitter taste in my mouth, and letting them hold my hand. Its this endless cycle of using people who want you and chasing people who dont. Allowing the ones, you don’t give a shit about to touch you the way you wish another one would. So you close your eyes an pretend its okay because life’s a just game and if you aint winning you have to settle for second best. But god, please let me win soon because these boys leave dirty prints all over my body instead of the gold i know that one could leave me with.
—  Cold hearted and pretending to give a damn.