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TICCY PLAYS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD part 1: the beginning

(mostly about the first zone, and some early things you see once you get the explore the whole world) (spoilers, probably, read it only if you have completed at least the first zone (part 1) AND you fixed your tablet (part 2))

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Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune in Amour Eternal Visual Book
scanned by me - please do not repost

  • [dance line practicing for comeback]
  • Jongin: maybe i should do this part differently?
  • Yixing: yes! how about this?
  • Jongin: perfect! it's gonna turn out amazing you're so good at this! all those years as trainee paid off
  • Sehun: what happened to doing the choreography... what the fuck are you doing?
  • Yixing and Jongin: Drawing...
  • Yixing: i made a ducky and nini made a wolf see?
  • Jongin: i also made a bird and xing made a lamb earlier
  • Sehun: OMGILOVEDUCKYS... you know... i am a dancer as well...

You, Alec and Izzy had gone to the club, hoping to catch the Vampires who were selling their venom; but when the mission became a bust, you Izzy decided to let loose, much to Alec’s dismay. 


A tall blond taps Alec on the shoulder, distracting him long enough Izzy to grab my hand, and for us to make a mad dash across the dance floor. 

We slow down after we get through the main heard of people. Turning around we can’t see Alec, even with how tall he is. 

“We did it (Y/N)! We lost the party pooper!” Izzy exclaims. 

“Yeah, but only because someone was flirting with him!” I shout back over the noise. Izzy smirks, knowing the effects her brother has on me. 

“Well, maybe now is the perfect time to let Alec be jealous.” Before I can respond, Izzy shoves me into someone. 

“Oh my god. I am so sorry.” I say, taking a step back. 

“I don’t mind being nocked over, as long as its by someone as hot as you.” the smell of vodka fills my nose as the drunk guy hits on me. Giving a small chuckle in response I look around, to see Izzy has disappeared, but Alec is closing to finding me. 


Suddenly I am filled with an abnormal amount of self confidence as I grab vodka boy, and we start to dance. 

swaying my hips, as his drunk hands not so gracefully roam my body, I watch Alec. After only about a minute, he spots me. His face turns to a scowl as he sees me dancing. 

I close my eyes and act as though i am into it. Suddenly a strong, familiar hand grasps my upper arm. “Hey!” I shout as he drags me away from the guy. 

“What are you doing?” He demands to know. 

“Same as you.” I say, losing my confidence. 

“What are you talking about? I wasn’t the one grinding on some stranger.” His face is shadowed in anger. 

“What happened to the blond?” my voice loses its strength. 

“Like I would pay attention to anyone other than you.” I am left speechless as he pulls me closer. “Its always been you (Y/N). Always.” His soft lips press against mine. 

“About time!” Izzy cheers as she wraps her arms around us. 


Arriving back to the institute, Alec and I hold hands. It was as if the whole room stopped and stared as we entered. Alec leaned down to whisper in my ear.

“Don’t pay attention to them, they’ll get used to it.” nodding my head I see most people have stopped looking, and returned back to their work. “See I told you.” His smug smile was irresistible. Stretching up on my toes, my mouth finds his, uncaring of what people have to think. 


***Masterlist***

Who Said Fate Was Always Right?

Saw a gif ((which I will tag later, I am currently on mobile)) and this is what happened….

CANT YOU SEE IT ! like steve keeps trying to play flirt with tony and he shuts it down or gives negative feedback every time

xXx

Steve: Looking good today Tony ;) Tony: I guess so Steve: So Tony, are we ever going to stop beating around the bush and go on a date? Tony: Maybe if you got a job that supplies an actual paycheck i would consider it..

Like actual fuck boy Steve and Tony honestly doesn’t have time for this bullshit

xXx

Steve: You never hang out with me anymore. Tony: Yeah i know. Steve: Well why not? Tony: Cause your not on my list of priorities

Tony texts Steve about an Avengers meeting and later they start bickering and Steve’s all ‘well you obviously missed me since you messaged me…’ Tony just looks at him like he’s stupid and then deletes his number so when Steve texts him later he texts back “who’s this?” Steve: “hahah Tony, it’s me.” Tony: still don’t know who 'me’ is… Steve is all “your not that funny.” and Tony sends him a screen shot with “Sorry i don’t memorize every random number that texts my phone.” “ITS STEVE , why dont you have my number saved!?” Tony: oh i was deleting unimportant numbers the other day ..

THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A SOULMATE AU

Tony and Steve are soulmates and neither new until after Steve fucked up too many times and so Tony’s like fuck this guy im not staying with him if he only likes me because of some fate bullshit and Steve is all trying to convince Tony that they are MADE for each other and Tony is like “huh , there must of been a defect or something.”

xXx

Steve causally puts his hand on Tony’s shoulder and Tony looks down at it like “why are you touching me?” Steve awkwardly laughs, “Come on Tony, were soulmates.” “……i dont see how thats related to this situation.” He moves away, “Don’t touch me.” “Why do you keep acting like this Tony!” “Cause i Dont like you Rogers. Case and Point.” “What’s it going to take for you to stop this childishness!?” “If i bother you so much, why do you keep coming back?” “BECAUSE WE’RE SOULMATES!” “You’re starting to sound like a broken record.”

Sam and Bucky are talking with Steve and Steve mentions the whole Tony situation. Steve: It’s fine, he’ll come around… Tony enters the room and snorts when he heard their conversation, “Actually, he or should i say that i have a date tonight.”

Steve: where are we going? Tony: im not sure where you are going but im going out with a new outfit on to impress my hot date. Sam: what are you talking about? Tony: well today i ran into an old college classmate and he asked me to dinner, im single so i figured 'why the hell not?’ Steve: like hell your going out with someone who isnt me! Tony: im sorry father did i not ask for your permission, was this before or after you neglected to tell me your old war body murdered you… oh thats right , silly me , you aren’t my dad your just the guy that fate thought would be a good idea to pair me up with …. guess they should have double checked theyre list twice like santa clause caused they missed Bucky Barnes by a few hundred thousand souls…..

Side note: I do NOT hate Steve, like at all. But sometimes when I think about CACW I feel like I wanna be petty.

In my mind, the most amazing and bittersweet ending of game of thornes is seeing Winterfell with starks children like it was at the beginning of the story. You know who shares that same dream as me? Jon snow and Sansa Stark: 

“ I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall. I could name him Robb…” - jon snow 

  If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon and Robb, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras.And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.” - Sansa stark 

Now not only is amazing how they have the same dream of re-do Winterfell like it was before everything fell apart. But who is missing from that fantasy?  yes its eachothers,but why? Because they never had seen oneanother as family! People think if  jon  is doing  “incesty” love   it will be with Arya because in the books he thinks about her always but i think thats the reason why they could never work. They both see eachother as siblings the transiction to lovers would be a stab in the back for the readers: a CERSEI AND JAMIE but as stark! The shame, all the familiar love that makes the starks so amazing would be tainted. As Arya NEVER called Jon half-brother, never makes that distinction, but Sansa did. Sansa never saw jon as her real family. Its like Ned never calling Jon son (R+L=J). Its in the words GRRM use that the story is being told. 

Jon and sansa never thought about one another in a sibling way, never saw another as family. The reader wuold be bitter about them for sure ( who is happy about incest?) but it would not ruin a relationship that never was written in the first place.

Now dont get me wrong jon and sansa would NOT get married for love. It will be for duty, and really who in the books have more of a sense of duty then jon and sansa? Jon was willing to never have children and a wife for the night watch. Sansa talks about her duty as a wife since the first book ( I was meant to have his babies….or what if i dont give him a son?) 

Arya (but Daenerys too) never have this type of thoughts. They are passionate, in the long run ( or even at  first) they would get resentful and bitter about a political union with someone they dont love ( in the show you can see how dany is afraid of this). 


Sansa grew up with her mother sense of duty and family ( everyone and some can see the similiarity between sansa and her mother). She has learned that passion and love can take time, so a political marriage for her would not be that hard. But lets talk about the real issue people have with jon/sansa: 

 Jon would never marry is cousin,because incest is not is way:

 what if he finds the truth about his mother before meeting Daenerys. Then they meet and he is attracted to her? jon fighting is attraction for his aunt. And lets be real GRRM would not lose the opportunity of jon being conflicted about his love for his hot aunt . So Jon falls for Dany and they have the most romantic love, but both are heroes, they have to fight the others, so they cant both survive .i know people think Jon will be king, Dany is queen and Tyron will be the hand, but come on! this is Game of thrones and GRRM promised a bittersweet ending not the dinsey type of ending. If dany and jon happens the reader would had to swallow Jon and Sansa  ( because GRRM could always say: why jon with is aunt is romantic but jon with his cousin is creepy?, and he will be right. The incest thing wouldnt mean anything after jon and dany. The icky factor would be less shocking ( jon fell in love with his aunt, why cant he marry for duty is cousin?).  This just to say:this is all speculation but if by the end of season 7 sansa stays alive then this could very well happen.  The last book is called “ A promise of Spring” , the hope of happiness and if it not jon and sansa as cat and ned 2.0 married for duty but falling in love in time, i dont know what is.

I repeat: 

This is all speculation, wishfull thinking really. But How amazing and poetic would it be if the last scene of game of thrones is Sansa and Jon looking down at their children playing, and Jon saying to Sansa: “ a raven came this morning, a white raven, Spring is here” and they smile to oneanother.

Klaine fic - “The Summoning - Part 2″ (Rated NC17)

Kurt has just been jilted by his long-time boyfriend for the last time, and he’s going to do something about it. (2851 words this chapter)

So, I know that this story has kind of been on hiatus, but after seeing Darren Criss as The Music Meister on The Flash, it kind of kicked my brain back into gear. I hope to have more of this up when I can, but I hope you enjoy this second part. Let me know in the tags. The more comments I get, the more I’ll write <3 Inspired by the photo above. Warnings for sexual content, what might be considered dub-con but not entirely, and mention of Finn (alive and well).

Part 1

Read on AO3.


“Who … who are you?” Kurt pulls his hand from the man’s grasp and a strange spark of pain arises from letting go. Kurt’s hand wants to go back, wants to hold this man’s hand. Still, Kurt takes a step back, then another as he thinks of a way to escape. What spell can he use? What incantation will distract this man so he can make a break for it? “Why are you here?”

“Like I said,” the man says, picking debris off the sleeves of his black coat, “my name is Blaine. And I’m here because you summoned me.”

“Th-that’s … that’s impossible,” Kurt argues, walking backward through the door to his living room. If he can make it to the fire escape, then maybe … “I’m … I’m not strong enough to summon a person.”

“Oh darling” - Blaine smiles, sinister but sensual, dangerous yet dapper - “you have no idea how strong you truly are.”

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“Look at us. We’re that couple. With the yoga mats and the flirtatious bickering.”

“I know. It’s perfect.

Flower Petals|1|

Originally posted by beui

Pairing: Reader x Jimin 

Genre: Fluff, teensiest angst 

Words: 6,568

A/N: This is mostly just a cute little fic based off of a cute dream I had. It’ll be a small three part series. Enjoy~

You jumped up to pick a bloom from the tree above, spinning around and holding it in front of you. Jimin shook his head and grinned at your shenanigans, eyes crinkling up into crescent moons.

“This should be your next color!” You declared, squinting your eyes and imagining the color replacing the bronze that was currently on his head.

“Pink?” He asked, somewhat incredulously. You nodded and waved the flowers at him.

“Yeah, you wanted to color your hair right? This is the perfect color for the Spring Festival.” You explained. The pleasant pink color would highlight his dark eyes and match with his cute pink cheeks but you kept that information to yourself. Instead, you continued to wave the flower in front of him, getting closer and closer until it grazed his nose and he giggled, pulling away.

“Y/N!” He yelled in mild irritation. He swatted the flower away gently.

“Hmm?” You hummed, feigning innocence. He just laughed, a sound that felt like music to your ears.

“We should focus on writing the song.” He said, trying to keep himself from smiling. You fluttered your eyelashes at him playfully.

“I am! You have to make beautiful memories to write beautiful songs, right?”  

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TalesFromRetail: Two Chinese men and a translator enter a store.

I work at BBQ shop here in Australia, I’ve dealt with all kinds of customers in my 3 years of experience until today I had the most memorable experiences yet.

Today I had two Chinese men walk in and they looked to be in their early 20’s or so. They walked around for a bit before I approached them and asked if they needed any help, it suddenly became clear they didn’t know a word of english when one pulled out his phone and started using a translator. Soon fleshed out they were looking at a BBQ we have in stock and some accessories, after about 25 minutes going back and forth with the translator they had all they wanted. Normally this transaction only takes about 5-10 minutes on average but I didn’t mind as we were all being patient with each other.

I rang up all the items and showed them a full break down of the items which total around $500. I had all the products ready to go in a pile next to the register when he finished paying. When it all finalised he leaned in to shake my hand and said in perfect english.

“Oh, just so you know, we speak perfect fucking english mate”

Both these men erupt into laughter while I’m sitting shaking my head and laughing as well thinking how the fuck did I fall for it. After we all slowly regained ourselves one of the men leaned in and said how well I took it. May not seem all that funny in writing, but its totally made my week.

By: I_never_speak_true

anonymous asked:

Concept: Royai foster parents au. Ed lives with them first until they find out that he was separated from Al when they were little, so Mustang pulls some strings and they manage to get Al as well.

Concept: Me, laying in a puddle of my own tears as quiet sobs wrack my body, clutching this ask to my chest because of its beauty and perfection.

My absolute favorite whump trope

Character A (typically a male character in my imaginings) and Character B (typically a female character in my imaginings) are walking along in a serious situation when someone spots a potential shooter. Shots ring out and Character A tackles B to the ground, hoping to save them. When the panic clears a moment later, A sits up and looks down at B, terrified to find there is blood all over them. They begin to frantically search them for a wound as B can only look up, equally horrified as they see the true source of the blood on their friend above them.

Character A says something like “you’ve been hit! I need help!!”

At which point Character B says “No I’m fine- It’s you!”

*Character A finally realizes that they’ve been wounded and pass out*


Guys. I have literally dreamed about this prompt for YEARS. I’ve thought about writing it into SO MANY FANDOMS!! But I never either wrote or saw a good example of it, so I never mentioned it…until now. You know those gifs of Designated Survivor I posted earlier??? Well there’s a clip to match on Youtube.. and guys…ITS IS WORD FOE WORD EXACTLY LIKE MY DREAMS OF THE PERFECT WHUMP!!! I’m drooling. This is amazing. I feel complete now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPlXVlheJ-c

So, um, Beekeeper, where are we heading off to?

Beexton. It’s a small little settlement right along the
river. We’ve got about, oh, three-hundred people or so,
and our main exports are honey, metal, and books.

And you just know all that off the top of your head?

Well, a mayor best know most about their town, I
reckon.

(an aesthetic for Beexton and its inhabitants for anon)

Tortured

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam, Castiel, Lucifer (mentioned once or twice)

Word Count: 2,918

Warnings: Angst, reader getting tortured, violence, maybe a little Dean fluff at the end but mainly angst

Summary: You’ve never heard of this type of demon before but now that he’s got you, what does he plan on doing to you? Will you give up the Winchesters for your own safety? 

Author’s Note: Please send in your requests! I do only write for Castiel, Sam, or Dean. I love the other characters but I  don’t really know how to put their character together to make it look and sound good. If you want to be tagged in any of my other fics, please let me know and I’ll add you!

Originally posted by holy-fucking-damn-shit

“Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.” You groaned, feeling a throbbing in your head. You tried to touch the spot that hurt but realized you were chained to something because your arms could only go out so far. You groaned, tossing your head to the side, hoping that this was all a dream.

You felt weak, battered, bruised. Your eyes slowly fluttered open and you took in your surroundings: brick walls, a bad stench in the air, and one light hanging from the ceiling. You couldn’t see in front of you because a man blocked that view. Your eyes traveled up the individual and landed on onyx eyes. You rolled your eyes and sagged, knowing that you have been captured.

“I’m guessing you want something from me.” You weren’t going to be weak and vulnerable in front of a demon. That’s what they want and you weren’t going to give it to him.

“Straight to the point. I like you and that’s why I haven’t killed you yet.” The demon snarled.

“No, you haven’t killed me because I’m still valuable. You’re not going to get to the Winchesters if that’s who you’re after.” You held your head up high.

“Smart. Why don’t you tell me where they are and I’ll let you go?” The demon leaned down and put his face close to yours. You stared into his eyes but didn’t answer him. All you did was spit in his face.

“Go to hell.” Instantly, that earned you a slap in the face. You groaned at the impact but the demon had other plans in his mind for you he grabbed your chin and yanked you close to him.

“Been there, sweetheart and when I’m done with you, you’ll be the one to go to hell.” He let go of you harshly and stood up to his full height.

You smirked and looked up at him. “Been there, done that.” You went to hell with Dean when he went. It wasn’t pleasant and he was the one who was raised first so you were stuck down there for a lot longer than he was before he rescued you. The demon turned on his heel, apparently done with you for right now but you weren’t done with him.

“If you think Sam and Dean will come for me, you’re wrong.” The demon stopped and turned around.

“I beg to differ.” That was all he said before leaving the cell. You sighed and looked around you.

Castiel, please, if you can hear me, I don’t know where I am but a demon captured me. Tell Sam and Dean not to look for me. That’s what he wants and I don’t want Dean getting hurt. I don’t want them getting hurt because of me.

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  • Sister: You should meet my friend! She's a writer, too.
  • Me: Oh, cool! Yeah!
  • Sister: This is my friend--she's writing a novel! Friend, this is my sister--she writes fanfiction.
  • Me, who is also writing a novel, which my sister damn well knows: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...hi.
I don't care if it's not my department, I want to write this fluff
  • Weiss: Hey, Yang!
  • Yang: Need something, Princess?
  • Weiss: I told you to stop calling me that!! *calms down* Ahem. Um, so Ruby's birthday is in 2 days...
  • Yang: I know, I'm so excited! My baby sis will be 17, old enough to have gotten into Beacon the normal way! But she didn't, oh no, she was too cool for the normal way...
  • Weiss: YANG!!! Listen! I... need your help figuring out what to get her as a present. I want it to be something special, since it's the first birthday she's had since we got together. Can you give me any suggestions? You've known her the longest.
  • Yang: *thinking, enjoying the idea of the perfect heiress needing HER help* Well, she likes listening to music, and you can sing, why don't you have a private "concert" and sing one of her favorite songs for her?
  • Weiss: That's... actually a great idea. I'll check her Scroll when she's not around to see what music she's listened to.
  • Yang: Go right ahead, but some of her tastes are a BIT weird.
  • One hour of Weiss cringing at all the "Starbomb" and "Ninja Sex Party" music Ruby has later:
  • Weiss: Alright, I think I can rework this one into something nice.
  • Two days of practicing later, Ruby's birthday:
  • Weiss: Alright Ruby, are you ready for your gift?
  • Ruby: Totally, but why are we in the music room?
  • Weiss: Well, I thought I'd sing a song for you.
  • Ruby: Oh, that would be awesome!! Which one? I like Mirror Mirror!
  • Weiss: No, its one you might already know from somewhere else.
  • *she begins to sing*
  • Weiss: >They say I like you too much, but I say I don't like you enough.
  • Ruby: *suddenly blushing*(Oh my Oum, is she actually singing what I think she is?)
  • Weiss: >There's so much more I could do, to show that my love is oh so true. I won't give in, oh no no. I will always let my colors show. This feeling, I can't deny, that my love for you is so sublime. And they say, it's wrong they say, I'm too young they say, I can't feel this way, but I'm proud to say... I like Ruby, I like Ruby, every day and night I love you, Ruby, I love Ruby. It's even better that you love me right back, Ruby, you're my baby. If you get hurt, I'll be your ice pack...
  • Ruby: Weiss, you can stop if you want, I get the idea. And I love it. Thank you.
  • Weiss: Well.. you better! I spent two days figuring out how to make that stupid song sound romantic.
  • Ruby: Yeah, still can't believe you used that song. Shows the lengths you'll go to to make me happy though. I love you so much.
  • *SMOOCH*