i know its bad but im new at this

brief hiatus

i know i only post not-puss when its bad news, but i thought i should make an update: I’ll be away from my desktop for the next ten days, and because thats where i have all of my comics downloaded, I won’t be able to edit and upload any new puss until im back home

if you’d like to see puss while I’m gone, submissions are open! help me help you, by helping me, or something

and if you would really love to see picsofrobopuss flourish, maybe buy me a coffee? i have a ko-fi button right on the blog if you’d like to support me so i dont have to take shitty side jobs like house sitting out of town

as always, thank you for joining me on this crotch documenting journey

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The Preath Head Tap™️️ 2013 vs 2016

I feel bad for anyone that hasn’t seen the ending of the trivia murder party lets play

i know we’d all love to think neil would have a pretty good diet to the point that kevin probably bitches at him the least, but nah man. neil constantly forgets to eat, will have an entire bag of cheeto puffs before a run and not throw up (how does he do that??? no one knows), he’ll eat like 5 cookies then have 3 grapes and be like “#health”

like half of it is just to annoy kevin and the other half is he’s shit at self care (but mostly its to annoy kevin)

WHAT ?!!!
Why is shadow with the bad guys?!!
I understand Zavok (but Zavok hates Eggman.. did Eggman found another conch to control him again?) , and Metal Sonic and a bit Chaos too (does this means we’ll see Tikal?) But freaking SHADOW??!

Unless he’s planning on betray the bad guys at some point…?.. i dont think he is being mind controled.. right?…( Like in Sonic Boom shattered christal?? Or is it because of Zavok??? Is shadow now an android??!! What????)

Whatever i know im jumping to conclusions here but because im confused hahahah 😅 omg.. i’m shook hahah

Also the new guy or gal looks like it came from the Sonic character creator at first instance lol.. it looks cool tho.. it’s ears look like rouge’s 😕 maybe its a bat?? But it doesnt have bat wings.. well then.. XD

FAIRY AU’S
  • yes im tiny, yes im sparkly, and yes i have a squeaky voice, so can you fuck right off and stop calling me cute
  • im a fairy, not a pixie, dont even call me that those guys are assholes
  • my fairy dust allows you to fly, but its only for a while and you constantly come back asking for another fix, what am i man, your drugdealer?
  • im your gardener to this exotic wilderness behind your house and you constantly ask how i manage to keep them all so healthy and i always say its ‘love’ but really its my bloom magic
  • alternatively, OHNO MY MAGIC WENT OUT OF HAND AND NOW THERES KUDZU GROWING ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE AND IT WONT STOP IM SO SORRY
  • people think im really badass cause i got this wingspan tattoo on my back but its just my real wings, im such a fraud i know i know
  • i accidentally walked into some weird ingrown tree house and stumbled upon a very serious looking fairy meeting, jesus fuck guys your magic looks more satanic than witches
  • fairies are really connected to the moon apparently so whenever theres a new moon you freak out and panic so bad because you think it’s gone forever and aw sweetie its gonna be okay
  • additionally, fairies are also very good friends with werewolves thanks to this fact, so dont be confused when you see a swarm of fairies riding a giant dog on a full moon
  • AND, fairy x werewolf for adorable innocence and curiosity about everything they come across together
  • TINY FAIRY PRANKS
  • i was running away from my friend and accidentally bumped into you and you crashed into the wall and diSAPPEARED IN FRONT OF ME JESUS FU—oh wait you just turned back into your tiny fairy form, okay—DONT DO THAT TO ME
  • listen, i understand you and animals are very connected and they are attracted to you, but you cant have a deer and five squirrels living with us, please put the rabbit down—no, the birds have to go too, please babe—pl—
  • say what you want but fairies party hard as shit, how the hell do they manage to drink a whole keg with their tiny little bodies omfg

do u ever just……………..miss rowaelin like a part of u is gone, detached, broken,

i have. a dilemma

anonymous asked:

hi i saw your workout post um what workout would u reccomend to get a kpop idols body such as nana sooyoung goo hara hyorin hyuna etc i know i cant get there exact bodys but what would u reccomend lol a body like good waist thin but toned legs etc like a skinny toned body i know its kind of a weird question lol and sorry if my english is bad im from brazil ps love your blog you just scored a new follower

I’ve answered popular kpop diets here and you could see a general trend of idols eating similar foods that you could incorporate and adjust to your meals!

And I found some workout and diet advice from female idols on youtube:

Some are more helpful than others, but they all give good motivation. And the ones without subtitles, you could get a general understanding and see the food and workouts. Good luck :-)

I think im gonna start a new blog where people can submit advice to young girls dating other girls. I know when i first started dating a girl a lot of things were hard for me to figure out (like if i was actually in love) and i know googling a bunch of stuff only brings up heteronormative advice. I think it would be nice if there was something out there to help them feel more comfortable and less bad if they dont know what to do/are lost (say how to tell if its the right time to kiss her girlfriend for the first time). It would be for all girls dating girls (trans girls, cis girls, etc.) I wouldnt have the answers for all advice so submissions would be for answers too!! Like/reblog if u think it would be a good idea? Idk if something like this already exists, but its something to help people that i think would be nice :)

since its the 20th anniversary of harry potter, have some potterwho Opinions

why tf are the default houses for the new who doctors:
9 - gryffindor
10 - ravenclaw
11 - hufflepuff
12 - slytherin

??? they make no sense

listen….. i know i’ve said 12 is a slytherin on many occasions but i have seen the error of my ways. the main reason i sorted him in slytherin was because his whole Thing is fierce loyalty and doing whatever it takes to save his loved ones, but a) that’s a hufflepuff trait as well anyway and b) he doesn’t?? have any other slytherin traits??? maybe cunning but he doesn’t value it. so yeah 12 is probably hufflepuff but could be gryffindor

anyone who says 11 is a hufflepuff is basing their opinion of the character entirely upon 2013 superwholock tumblr posts. he is such a slytherin it is unbelievable. fierce loyalty to amy, rory, river, clara, and p much destroys anyone who hurts them? v manipulative? just because he has good morals doesn’t mean he can’t be slytherin ffs

10 is basically a walking gryffindor stereotype idk how anyone can put him anywhere else

i haven’t analysed 9s character as much as i feel i should, but that one line “coward or killer?” “coward, any day” has always said to me that he’s definitely not gryffindor or slytherin, and ravenclaw suits him better than hufflepuff imo

can the new fan trend for the next fall out boy era be genuine kindness? asking for a friend

the g foot merch is honestly so unimpressive
it looks so cheap and shitty and like its from redbubble or something
the pictures they used and the way they editted them is just
I dont know. unprofessional?? it doesn’t look like official merch it looks like something you could find on eBay for $15
not to mention its so over priced. $65 for a fucking sweater with a shitty design
all of the merch that has just the gfoot logo is so ugly…its bad
its so bad
they were really hyping this up, like I thought it was going to be new cool clothing and stuff, im pretty sure hewlett himself said he was excited for it?? and we get this..

Yay Klance sickfic herewego

Lance hadn’t been looking fine all week, so today, Keith had told him to stay home, to relax. Asked him if he would be okay (”Update me through texting, ‘kay?”), which his boyfriend answered in the affirmative.                           However, when he came home, slightly worried he hadn’t gotten new messages in the past hour or so, he found Lance stumbling towards him, mumbeling something about feeling sick and proceeding to throw up on the carpet, later that night spiking a fever and complained about a tightness in his “breathing area”. Finally, it seemed, he was able to fall asleep, Keith soon following.

Soon after (it felt like seconds) he was awakened again by ratteling coughs. Worry instantly flaming up, Keith sat up and looked, borderline stared, at Lance , who was aggressively twitching in his sleep.

“Hey, baby, wake up“, Keith whispered, he didn’t want Lance to choke. Lance opened his eyes almost immeadiatly and managed to choke out “Im gonna throw up.”    Worry now changed place with panic (getting vomit out of bedsheets would be hell, he supposed) and Keith immediatly scrambled out of bed and basically flew over to where their trashcan was - he didn’t have time for anything else- and shoved it under Lances chin, not one second to late.

Watching someone throw up was not a nice experience, Keith learned that that night. Lance heaved and retched, without much success, the pain and contractions bringing tears to his eyes and eventually falling down his cheeks. Keith felt his heart break at that sight, wanting only the best for Lance. “h-hurts”, came a painfully small whisper, before another painful retch tore through him and he (finally) felt warm liquid come up his throat and past his lips, landing in the trash with a sickening splash

Keith slid in closer than he thought  possible, put his head on Lances back and rubbed his arm, which was grabbing the trash with an almost inhuman strength. “It’s gonna be okay, I promise, baby”, he tried to shush him, without much success, Lance only sobbing harder, until finally, finally the retching stopped, reducing Lance to a crying mess, grasping the bucket for dear life .

“I want to go …..home…. it hurts, Keith, it hurts, please make it stop.”, he brokenly whispered, making keiths heart breaking some more.

“I know, baby, I know. It’S just a virus, it’ll pass, you’re going to be okay.”

Lance fell back into Keith and buried his face into Keith’s neck.

“Tell me you’ll stay”

“Forever. Do you want to sleep, again?”

“Yes………Keith, you’re the best”

“ I know”, keith kissed his boyfriends cheek, he already slipping off his shoulder, having managed to fall asleep instantly again.

“Sleep well, my prince.”

anyway i know its cheesy to say this but tbh if ur writing fic that isnt like great but ur constantly experimenting with styles and trying new things you. are doing something very important. even if u fail with styles and fics then tbh?? ur failures are more important than ur successes. the fact that u are willing to expand and to try even if u fail…..well thats the sign of a great writer if ya ask me. so seeing people like that and seeing their works in the tag just feels very refreshing to me. im so excited for new talent and i want to see u all grow 

the biggest sign of a bad writer is someone who never goes far beyond their comfort zone and someone who never challenges themself. the fact that u are out there and doing that means u have the heart of a good writer, u just need to polish up ur talents. u will get there eventually and i wholeheartedly support u every step of the way

BIG BIG NEWS MY BEANS!

This bean right here is getting themself an axolotl!!! (AND IM SO FRICKEN EXCITED!!!)

So for those who dont know what an axolotl is, its basically a salamander that has to stay in water 24/7. You could also just call it a bad ass fish with legs and regenerative abilities that has its gils on the outside of its neck. I think you get it.

So the reason im making this post is because i need name ideas damit! ….and i need help getting those ideas…

Right now my main name idea is “Pastel” but im still sort of deciding and i really wanna hear what names you guys can come up with. Im looking for somehig sort of cute but also/or mystical. Ive been looking into names of different mythical creatures, especially see creatures and a couple of those seemed not too bad. But also ive been trying to think of really cute and funny names.

So if you have an idea youre more than welcome to sujest it too me via comment or ask. Do whateva’!

*ps, this isnt a naming contest, im just looking for ideas*

anonymous asked:

So I donated to your kickstarter so long ago that I can't even remember when it was and you haven't been making updates about the progress of the album in a very long time. I know life happens and sometimes things get pushed back but I'm starting to wonder where my money went and if I will ever get the vinyl I paid for. It's been well over a year and it's making me think you just took everyone's money and don't really care how long they have to wait to see what they paid for come to life.

this mite be a long post! please for the love of god feel free to scroll beyond if u dont care, i truly hate when people fuck up my feed with their essays so ya. that is my disclaimer here. ok.

ok. deep breath.
i talk about this/my campaign/my project VERY often on twitter (it’s distracting and often harmful for me to use tumblr and facebook regularly. sorry if that’s inconvenient). i realize most people aren’t actively checking my shit & that my tweets get buried in the constant avalanche of my stupid thoughts, so i’ll summarize the past year or so. hopefully whoever left this anonymous message will check back to see the answer and if so, i IMPLORE u to read the entire thing instead of picking out details from the first 4 sentences and sending me another message about how i stole your fucking money.

my album is almost finished. i’ve said this multiple times over the course of the past year, but this time it’s like, legitimately fact. i’m feeling extra sensitive right now and reading this message felt like stepping on a rusty nail, so i’ll go ahead and give you as many details as possible to explain why it’s taken me over a year to complete my first full-length album. 

i am an independent artist, as you probably know. i am also an extreme perfectionist. when i began my kickstarter campaign in september of 2015, i had about 30 songs written that i’d poorly recorded in my shitty apartment, many of which i hoped to record professionally for my first proper (and physical) release. i could not fucking stand the thought of being contractually obligated to make music via label and figured kickstarter was my last hope. i honestly thought it would fail miserably and decided that when my campaign came to a humiliating end, i’d move on from music and do something else that wouldn’t make me feel so fucking horrible about myself. somehow, thanks to you and everyone else who made my dream come true, i made enough money to actually make a record.

two months later in january of 2016, i went home to florida from LA to visit my family for the holidays. thanks to my incredible fucking luck, some kind of crime ring was hitting licks on every major airline’s baggage claim at LAX post-holiday and my luggage containing 3 notebooks filled with all of my lyrics, 2 external hard drives and a bunch of little USB drives containing 2 years of my work were stolen. hmu if u want the police report for proof. 

i lost a lot of work (and learned the value of The Cloud- i hate to trust it after my nudes were leaked and my fucking whole bank account was emptied after someone hacked my shit in 2014, but here we are) and basically all morale but pieced together what i could from what i had left. i hired a producer i’ve admired for years to be the executive producer of my record and decided this fucking bullshit was an opportunity to make my shit better. due to unfortunate, unforgivable and honestly criminal circumstances, this fucking psycho wasted an upsetting amount of my time and decided to back out of my project. THAT particular situation keeps me up at night and i fucking live for the day i can tell that goddamn story, it truly shocks me that a human being could do me like that fool did me, yall will find out one day but ahem. anyway. 

after this incredible fucking scam, i decided to ONCE AGAIN start anew considering the legal and financial obligations of releasing music that had been co-written by this bad fucking person. i left my home in LA and went to stay at my dad’s house in florida, spent literally all of my time mastering production software and learning to play piano, and filled in all the shit i’d lost with new things i’d written and produced entirely on my own. then i got married, but that’s unimportant to this story. actually it is like, kind of important, but whatever.

i was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in january 2016 and in march of 2016 i attempted suicide. i left an organized folder of songs, mockups for art, my bank account info and a note to my manager to make sure that my album was released because i literally could not comfortably die knowing that i let down the people who gave me money. im not tryna make anyone feel bad im just like saying cuz its part of the whole shit. anyway, i failed at killing myself and woke up in a bathtub of puke ready to go the fuck off. haven’t wanted to die since.

ahem. so. since i’m honestly 100% unable to trust a single fucking human being with my work and my thoughts after what happened up there ^^^^, i decided to set up a room in my new home for recording. i wrote, recorded, and produced (with some help, but like please bitch give me credit here) a fucking entire new album that i actually LIKED. im not shy about the fact that i think my music is stupid gimmicky- after trying to die and not dying and then getting help i realize i have like a little bit of talent i should actually appreciate. i finished recording and producing it, hired a person i trusted with a degree in music production to help me polish it and alas, he ran off without a single fucking word. thankfully i didn’t pay him a cent but like hey there u follow me on twitter and FUCK. YOU.

so now, as of about a month ago, i’ve absolutely perfected my songs (as much as i can- i still lose sleep over the imperfections im just not good enough to fix) and i’ve found the most trustworthy, hardworking team i’ve ever met to finish this shit. it’s demoralizing to recap the past year, mostly bc it was so fucking horrible for me, but i can promise you the last thing i would ever ever ever ever do is take a bunch of money and dip out with it. i do literally every single piece of this shit on my own, from the music to visuals to branding, and it’s hard. it’s time consuming. i have a job outside of music to provide for myself and for my family, and that takes up my time too. 

so i really apologize for the amount of time it’s taken for this record to be released. it fucking kills me to be waiting and i didn’t spend your money; god knows i would never in my fucking life just STEAL your money. the fact that anyone would ever accuse me of that makes me ILL.

i just want ya’ll to know there’s nothing easy about releasing music as an independent artist, especially one who refuses to accept anything less than perfection, and ESPECIALLY one who refuses to be disrespected and taken advantage of. i’m doing my best, and it took me a while. i feel like it’s worth it. it’ll be another 2 months or so. hit me up if you want a refund on your vinyl.

anonymous asked:

Oops I think I may have made a typo, I think it was 34. The mascarade one :) Just If you want to tho, I mean

this is really bad and i lost the other ask lmao im so sorry but its BLURB NIGHT

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