i cant sleep cus im scared of having nightmares so im thinking about. mcelroy stuff Invading hogwarts. like i know that no one at all likes harry potter anymore but listen. listen.
one muggleborn summons their patronus and its ja’am and 4 others fucking lose it crying and singing “BACKPACK FOR HIS APPLESAUCE, BACKPACK WHERE HE KEEPS HIS APPLESAUCE” , another kid summons a shrimp and theres suddenly a cry of SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!
they hear about hogsmeade for the first time and they always refer to it as just fantasy costco [all visits are filled with silly garfield the deals warlock voices in every store. all of them. they almost get banned on their first trip bc its in Every Fucking Store]
they ask mcgonagall abt having dogs and she says “no dogs are allowed in hogwarts, it’s too dangerous” and its so stupid but theyre trying so hard not to lose it because no dogs on the moving stairs, they just run right off the damn things
im sorry i know its super silly and dumb but . special interests
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