HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!!! I’ve gotten a lot of requests on AO3 and from mysme squad to post more dumpster diving related content, so have this thing I made in roughly 8 hours counting breaks lmao… sorry any glaring errors and the TERRIBLE title
this will go on AO3 soon! the sites giving me hell right now, anyway lets get wild
I’m sorry if this totally sucks hun I have a bad case of writers block. Looking over it it looks okay but it’s late and my mind plays tricks on me. If you don’t like it please message me so I can write you something that you do. So without further uh do…
“Are you ever going to tell her how you feel or are you just
going to wait twenty years when its too late and you wish you had?” Rossi asked
walking up behind Spencer who was looking at you as you read a book completely
unaware of the rest of the world.
Spencer jumped at Rossi’s voice he was so distracted by you
he hadn’t noticed Rossi walk up behind him. “I don’t know what you are talking
about he said quickly looking away from you to gaze at his computer screen.
“Don’t play that clueless game with me kid, I see the way you look at her, it’s
the same way she looks at you when she thinks nobody’s looking but papa Rossi
sees all” he said laughing a little as you looked up from your book noticing
He gave you a small wave and a wink. You shook your head
smiling at him then returned back to your book while Spencer hid behind the computer.
When you had looked away he spun in his chair to face Rossi giving him a less
than pleasant look.
He sighed and reached up squeezing Spencer’s shoulder “If
you like the girl you need to tell her and I know that maybe I’m not the best
one to be taking relationship advice from but I know love when I see it.”
Spencer shook his head and dropped it in his hands “I don’t
even know why I like her so much. I haven’t felt this way about anyone before.”
“Do you want to know what I think?” Rossi asked Spencer.
Spencer lifted his head his hair in a complete disarray
silently telling Rossi to continue.
“I think that you guys are the same. You have both been
through so much. Maybe not exactly the same things but you guys have lived through
some hard times in your short lives and you have the scars to prove it. The
wounded recognize the wounded. And I think that’s why your hearts call to each
other, you recognize the pain and damage in the other and you understand.
That’s all anyone could want in this life, to find someone who understands.”
Rossi said continuing getting a lost look in his eye as he thought back on his
Spencer listened and felt a slight tug on his heart hearing
Rossi talk like that because it was true, it was all he had ever wanted, to find someone who understood the struggle he
had with his past and his future like you did.
While Spencer was lost in his own thoughts Rossi pulled
himself out of his daze and stood up reaching for Spencer’s shoulder again. “Promise
me you’ll tell her, you don’t find a girl like that every day and believe me
when I say she won’t wait forever.”
He walked away while
Spencer stared after him feeling a mix of bravery and fear enter his system. He
wanted to tell you so bad but he also had no idea if what Rossi said about you
was true, if you really felt the same way about him however he didn’t have
enough time to make a decision before it was made for him as he watched Rossi
walk right up to you and turn your attention away from the book and towards
him. He saw you nod, stand up and begin to approach him while Rossi gave him a
thumbs up and walked upstairs to where Hotch and JJ were standing looking over
the railing and talking.
Spencer could feel his heart pounding in his chest as you
approached, it rang in his ears so loud that he barely heard you as spoke to
“Rossi said that you wanted to tell me something?” You asked
watching how his already big brown eyes seemed to grow bigger.
He cleared his throat and tried to get his heartbeat under
control while stuttering out a response “Uh yeah… uh maybe we should go… a
“Spencer are you okay, you’re not acting like yourself.” You
said concerned reaching out to feel his forehead.
His hand shot out stopping you “I need to talk to you
somewhere a little more private” he said feeling some sense return him as he
pulled you from the open center of the B.A.U into one of the darker offices
that lined the hallway.
You let him pull you away confused as to why he was acting
so weird and why Rossi was being all cryptic when he told you Spencer wanted to
talk but you didn’t say anything waiting for him to explain when you were
inside and the door was closed.
When nothing came after minuets of standing there you opened
your mouth to say something but you were stopped when Spencer fitted his lips
over yours and wrapping his arms around your back to pull you closer to him.
You froze not expecting that to happen but then the feeling
of the kiss overwhelmed you and started kissing him back winding your arms
around his neck tangling your hands in the hair at the nape of his neck. You
felt that warm feeling spread throughout you as you drew Spencer back until you
hit a wall and his body was so entwined with yours you didn’t know where he
began and you stopped.
He was the first one to pull away slightly winded still
within close proximity to you. “I’m sorry I was so abrupt but I have wanted to
do that for so long now but I didn’t know what to say. Rossi convinced me that
I had to do something because a girl like you doesn’t come around every day.”
He whispered leaning down to brush his lips over your neck “A girl who
understands me, all my pain and worry as much as I understand hers.”
You listened with half a mind while his lips continued to
slide over your skin causing your breath to hitch “We’ll talk later Spence just
kiss me again” You said lifting his head from your neck to your lips.
Spencer smiled against your lips glad that Rossi had butted
in as per usual.
It wasn’t every day that your disciple got his ass kicked so hard he didn’t recognize you.
Or, for that matter, that he declared his love for you in between poor machine gun impressions.
Based on a prompt by @batneko : “Genos gets his eyes damaged and doesn’t realize his hearing was damaged too. Saitama doesn’t want to worry him, so when Genos mistakes him for a civilian he just goes with it. Genos gushes about his sensei.” (also dedicated to @ftsartblog for being an awesome person.)
chapter 6: if you give a mouse a cookie rated: M for mature content (no nsfw) summary: She pointedly avoided even a single glance downwards, focusing solely on his black eyes. Which might have been a mistake.
And here’s the second part of this chapter! Hope you enjoy!!
She didn’t have time to process the insanity that had just taken place at her dining table.
Straightening her hair and clothes one last time after she had made it to the door, she finally opened it. The woman waiting on the other side had her hand raised, stopped in the process of knocking.
“Finally,” she exclaimed, retracting her hand to comb it through a curly mane of maroon hair, “I was about to kick the damned door in!”
“How did I know it was you, Cana?” Lucy sighed, smiling at her friend.
“Because you know I wouldn’t let my sick friend suffer alone at home on a friday night?” Cana winked, moving in to hug Lucy to her chest just a little too closely. After an extended moment had passed, Lucy cleared her throat, rolling her eyes when Cana wiggled against her chest one last time before pulling back with a smirk.
“Soft as ever,” she grinned, but then a thought seemed to occur to her. “By the way, what was that weird bang??”
Lucy paled. “I, uh, tripped.”
“Lucy, are you okay? You really do look pale! Did you hurt yourself?”
“Oh, no no,” Lucy laughed weakly, “I’m all fine! Except, of course, the headache. And all.”
Cana gave her a weird look, but then shrugged. “Oh well. Look, I brought you a pretzel. And some of my number one medicine!”
“Cana, that’s a bottle of wine.”
“Exactly,” Cana grinned, waving the bottle in her face before making her way to the living room. There, she sniffed the air in confusion. “Why the hell does it smell like sulfur in here?”
“Oh. Uh. That’s… matches! I used almost a whole pack trying to get the stove to work, it was acting up again,” Lucy lied, scanning the room for anything small and red. Whe she found nothing, she relaxed.
Cana snorted. “Really, Lucy, are you sure you’re not a witch?”
Lucy joined in on her laughter, hoping Cana was finally done with her assessments. It would probably be a good idea to remind her of the wine. In the year Lucy had known her, she had learned that usually proved to be effective.
“So about your medicine…” Lucy grinned. “Should I fetch us some glasses?”
“Oh boy, you really need it, huh? I promise you’ll be cured in no time,” Cana laughed as she sat down on the couch while Lucy went to the kitchen and back. Under no circumstances could she let Cana go in there - the table was still laid, and for two people. Cana would undoubtedly come to only one conclusion - and would probably raid her closet in an attempt to find a naked man hiding in it.
(Still no red lizard sightings. Despite her relief she was curious as to where the little bastard had crawled to.)
A scenario where shin Subaru ayato Yuma are going to play a quidditch match and their lovers kiss them good luck and whispered to then if you win the game I will give you reward can you make this a nsfw sorry about my English
Mun! Madame: Oh my god I love this SO much!! I hope its sinful enough for you ^^ Also please don’t ever apologize for your English, it’s really good! No shame in knowing more than one language anyway ;)
Ayato: “Wait!” He said it a bit too eagerly. She turned on her heel, her hair flipping over her shoulder. “Yes?” He shuffled awkwardly. “You forgot…you know…that thing you do dammit.” He clenched his broom, knitting his brow. She giggled, bringing both her hands to cup her lover’s cheeks, “How could I forget? A good luck kiss for my Captain.” She smiled against his lips, but when he pulled away, she brought him back in, tugging on his bottom lip with her teeth. “Win the game, yeah?” Her hands trailed down below the waist of his pants, rubbing the quickly growing bulge through his boxers, “Because then I’d just have to reward you,” her thumb teased his head, “Wouldn’t I?” Ayato shot her a wild smirk as he pulled her in for another rough kiss, “You got it, Princess.”
Shin: “Good luck,” she smiled, giving his cheek a quick peck. “Ha. Like I need luck. We’re playing against the Hugglepoofs for godsakes.” She rolled her eyes, “Shin, honestly, at least recognize them as a house. Their captain-” “Watch your words woman,” he growled, backing her up against the wall, “Are you saying you don’t think we’ll win?” “Oh, not at all. In fact, I hope you do.” She said, more than just innocently. “Yeah? Why’s that?” He spat, a sadistic smile spreading across his lips as he rested his arm over her head, boxing her in. “Because,” she said simply, leaning in and licking from his chin up to his lips, her pride swelling at the fact that she managed to make him flinch, “I’d have to congratulate you properly.” She flashed a smirk of her own, biting her lip. He snickered, bumping his hips into hers, “Oh we’ll win alright. Just don’t regret when I put that tongue to good use.”
Yuma: She tugged on his uniform, “Yuma!” She pouted, already on her tippy-toes, “Lean down already!” He chuckled, finally lowering his head and offering his up his cheek to her. She gave it a sweet kiss, but then quickly wrapped her arms around his neck, so that she could whisper in his ear, “If you win, I have a surprise for you.” She mused. He scoffed, “Yeah? And what could that be?” His hands went to cup the edge of her butt through her skirt, but his eyes widened as he realized what she meant, “You’re not wearing-” “Ah-ah,” she teased, squirming away, “The Captain will only get sugar if he wins.” She taunted. He tossed his broom over his shoulder dramatically, before giving her a sly wink, “Heh, I’ll win,” he said, “You can bet your ass on that.”
Subaru: Blush covered the tips of his ears as she kissed his forehead for good luck. “You don’t have to do that,” he grumbled, “It’s weird…” She giggled at that, shaking her head. “You guys are gonna win today, I just know it.” “Maybe.” he said. She sighed, sitting down on his lap and wrapping her arms around his neck, “Subaru, you have to win today.” She insisted. He shot her a weird look, glancing around to make sure no one was there to see them, “Why? It’s not the-” “Because,” she continued, leaning in and just barely brushing her lips over his. “I’m wearing your house colors tonight,” she breathed, eyes sparkling, “I thought maybe we could celebrate by having you rip them off-” He stood up quickly, nearly making her fall over. “Don’t say shit like that before a game!” He walked over to the edge of the tent, his face more than just red now, “I’ll win so just– goddamnit!”
(Found this in my drafts and figured I might as well finish it up. I started writing this pre-return of the Jolly Roger so technically some of the details are now inaccurate. I guess that kind of makes this AU.)
First she’s going to kill David, and then she’s going to kill Killian, and then she’s never going to let him leave the house again. Or, Killian adopts five cats.
“I may have accidentally adopted five cats.”
The words stopped Emma in her tracks as she entered his room at Granny’s, eyes flying upward to stare at the rather sheepish looking pirate standing before her. She stood frozen by the open door, a bag of takeout hanging limply in her hand as Killian shifted from foot to foot, hooked hand rising to scratch nervously behind his ear. Emma wanted to believe this was little more than a poorly thought out prank, but Killian’s eyes are sincere (and more than a little worried) and she blinked once and then twice because there are cats on the bed.
“That is the weirdest hello ever,” said Emma after a moment, huffing at herself a little because that is so not the point. Killian’s lips twitched upward, though the worry in his eyes didn’t lessen. Emma quickly tried to arrange her features into an angry expression instead of the open-mouthed shock that had written itself across her face the instant she stepped through the door. She’d just had a long day alone at the station, her back sore from bending over the paperwork David had conveniently forgotten to complete during his shift. All she wanted was to curl up with some grilled cheese, her pirate, and maybe some Netflix, but that clearly wasn’t happening because there are cats on the bed.
Title: Three’s Company Author of this Chapter: beastladyswag and cherrywhisp (don’t listen to what she says, this is a collab fic! lolz and credit will go where credit is due) Rating: T for adult situations
“So erm, who wants to go first then?” You asked
taking a sip of your wine.
“Well seeing as you two have played before, it should
definitely be one of you.” Reid took a large gulp of his drink, obviously
needing some sort of Dutch courage to play.
Morgan leaned over, topping Spencer’s drink back
up.“I’ll go. Never have I ever…… ” He thought for a moment.
“Had sex at a workplace.”
He looked around at you both expectantly but neither you or
“Really Y/N? I was sure I heard a rumor about you and
Andy from the third floor?”
“The question was sex right? We didn’t do that.”
“Guys is this just going to be sexual questions?”
Reid whined from where he’d settled cross legged on your floor.
“Mostly. That’s generally what gets the most
reactions….and you get to find out how kinky your friends are.” You
laughed as he rolled his eyes at you. He popped his lolli back in his mouth as
he waited his turn.
“Okay my turn. Never have I ever taken someone’s
virginity.” You looked at Derek, expecting him to drink. Just as expected,
he did. He pulled off his
left shoe and tossed it on the floor.
“Your turn kid.” He turned to Spencer, who’s brow
furrowed as he tried to think.
“Okay, never have I ever had sex when there’s been
someone else in the room.”
“Clarification needed please.” You spoke up after
a quick lollipop lick. “Do you mean someone else who isn’t aware of the
activities going down, or just that there was more than two people in the
“Yeah I’m gonna need clarity on that one too
“Given that you’re both questioning it, I’ll go with
the second one.”
Both you and Morgan drank, him pulling his other shoe off and you removing your
Back to Derek. “Never have I ever…. Watched porn with
You drank again
removing your belt and you turned to see Spencer pulling his cardigan
off and then taking a long sip.
“Nice one Reid!” You held you palm out to him for
a high five.
He face flushed as he sheepishly high fived you back.
there’s no way we’re letting you not tell us what happened right?”
Morgan nodded, a wolfish grin on his face.
“Guys, that isn’t part of the rules.” Reid
squeaked. You smiled around your lollipop. “It is now.”
Morgan took a sip from his glass. “Go on Pretty Boy.
Spencer looked between the two of you, knowing that
resistance was futile. Sighing he began. “Alright fine.” You rolled
onto your stomach; mind flashing to that episode from Spongebob.
storytime, storytime, storytime!!
“It was my Senior year in high school, I was 12. It was Monday, November 27th.”
Of course he would remember the exact
date. You and Morgan had both thought. I
bet he’d tell us the time too.
“I was walking by the computer science lab when I heard giggling….. It was weird
because usually the lab wasn’t open until Wednesday. Curiosity got the best of
me and I opened the door. Two of my male classmates—Alex and Mason—were basically, glued to the computer.
They were sitting so close to each other and
to the screen that I almost couldn’t see what they were watching. But then, I
heard a loud moan. They were watching a porno, one of the classics. The pizza
guy had just reached the sorority girls house and realized that the girls had
no money, so they offered him another means of ….compensation.”
Both you and Morgan smiled in anticipation. “Go on, don’t stop there man.”
Reid bit his lip in concentration. Slowly going back to that fated day.
girls pulled him inside and took off his clothes before the door even had a
chance to shut. Two of them peppered his neck with kisses, while the other 4
stripped in front of him.”
The color in Spencer’s face began to deepen as he
remembered more of the nitty gritty details.
“I remember thinking that I
should probably leave, but I couldn’t. They had the most….amazing bodies. And
the way they……kept moaning and grinding up against the pizzaman. I remember
feeling very um, warm and uncomfortable,…. but not in a bad way.”
You looked up at Spencer form your position, utterly
entranced. Judging by the silence next to you, so was Morgan.
“They sat him
down in a chair. One girl poured chocolate syrup across his chest and lapped it
up, while two girls knelt in front of him; spreading his legs and rubbing their
breasts against the crotch of his pants.”
Without either of your knowledge, Morgan had fiddled with the collar of his
black t-shirt and you had swiped your hair off your neck.
Ooh, this is getting
A brief silence followed as Spencer got lost in the memory.
*Their bodies were
perfect. They looked so soft and ripe……” Spencer reached up to adjust his collar as he cleared his throat.
God, Reid thought to himself. I haven’t thought about this since it happened….thank you eidetic memory*
“And then as one of the girls started reaching for his crotch,” Spencer
continued. “Mason started reaching towards Max, mirroring her movements. He
unzipped his pants, just as the woman on the screen did. Then Max did the same.
And all three of them started to slowly move their hands back and forth.After
a while Max’s hips started to shake, his hand moving faster on Mason. The room
was echoing with their sighs and moans….”
Suddenly Reid shook his head,
snapping himself back to the present. “Um yeah, I just could— didn’t want to
watch anymore and headed straight home. I locked myself in my room, but try as
I might I couldn’t get what I had seen out of my mind.”
“I bet that was the first time you masturbated.” Morgan giggled as he took a
lick —-and quite a lascivious one now that you mention it—of his now
half-eaten candy penis. *Calm down*
Morgan thought to himself. *its just a
friendly little game among friends. Don’t read into it.*
You grinned. "What happened next Spencer?” He
shook his head. “Nope, not telling. Anyway I think its your turn.”
“Okay.” You popped your own half-eaten sucker into your mouth and
began to think.
Hmmm, something I’ve
never ever done….but something good.
Morgan snuck a glance at Spencer and smiled.
*Pretty Boy’s still a little hot
by that memory. I bet he’s starting to have a hard-on. His gaze lowered to
Spencer’s crossed legs. Only one way to find out…..*
As your gaze wandered around the room, trying to find inspiration, Morgan
caught your eyes and winked.
*Come on little Red,* Morgan prayed. *Get
You raised your eyebrows in understanding. You know it IS Reid’s first time playing,
it’s only fair that he be the one to lose. You know, just so he can
properly learn to play.
You imperceptibly nodded back at Morgan.
“Okay, that one was a little much.” You said as you casually set aside your piece of candy. “Now lets broaden the
spectrum. Never have I ever……been turned on by an extensive knowledge in
science.” Reid took a sip from his glass and pulled his watch off, setting it down on the
hard wood floor.
Morgan coughed into his hand in a vain attempt to keep the smile from his face. *And now the real fun begins.*
HA. That’s one. You
think to yourself. Now lets see how
Morgan does. You sit up now, completely invested in this new turn of events.
Morgan smiled. “Okay, Never have I ever…….read
loosened his tie and pulled it over his head. Then took another sip of
“Atta boy Spencer!” Morgan clapped him on the
back. You raised your eyebrows. “Yeah Spence, Who knew?”
Spencer rolled his eyes. “Yeah like you guys have never
Simultaneously, you and Morgan both shot back “Never
You all laughed at that.
Okay that was kind of
impressive. You thought to yourself. And
you know, Spencer memorizes everything he reads….i wonder what he knows.
You felt the heat rising in your face and shook yourself. Okay, lets not think about THAT.
Back to Reid, him looking around thoughtfully for
inspiration. Catching sight of the furry handcuffs on the floor from the party
bag he grinned. “Never have I ever used handcuffs on someone other than at
Fuck. You and
Derek both drank and lost
another piece of clothing each, laughing at each other.
“Spence, you’re missing out kid.” Derek directed
towards the genius, you nodding along
Spencer raised his eyebrows at you both before commenting
“Never said I haven’t had them used on me…..”
“Kid!” A proud look on Derek’s face.
“That’s hella sexy Spence. Anyway, my turn. Never have
I ever read six books in less than forty eight hours.”
“Are you trying to make me lose?” Reid glared at
you, taking another drink and
removing his belt.
Giggling you manage to say “Hey we said MOSTLY sexual
The young doctor shook his head, but both you and Morgan could see the smile
trying to form. “That’s cheating.”
An idea popped into your head.
Rolling over onto your back, you locked eyes
with Spencer and said in your best ‘come hither’ voice. “Maybe I wanna see
what you’re packing underneath those sweater vests you wear all day.” You picked up your lollipop and slowly pushed it into your mouth, making a show of slowly drawing it
Dear god when is she going to finish that thing?! Spencer thought as
he cleared his throat, as blood rushed to his cheeks.
You giggled in your head. I bet its rushing to
other places too
Morgan chuckled before taking his turn. "Never have I
ever made out with a famous actress when I’ve been on a case.”
“That is sooo not fucking fair Morgan. You’re
deliberately aiming these at me now.”
“Hey, if Y/N wants to see what’s underneath that shirt,
then I’m more than happy to help get the lady what she wants.”
Reid reluctantly drank again, topping his glass back up
before tugging off a sock.
He looked at you, seeing you were clearly at a slight
disadvantage already, the boys having more layers on to begin with.
“Well if she’s trying to get me naked, it’s only fair I
retaliate right? Never have I ever kissed a boy. ”
You drank and pulled your vest off and over your head,
seeing Morgan removing his belt and taking a large gulp